The STORNGEST CK3 CANNIBAL ARMY - Crusader Kings 3 Roads to Power Landless Adventure

[@OttawaWelshman]

Buy the DLC and I will ship you some mystery meat! play.crusaderkings.com/OttawaWelshman

[@matiasfigueroa8269]

We miss you, thank God you came back, life was getting dark without the light your voice provides.

[@loreman2442]

Done! I bought RTP after this video and I made a similar run except for the university travel, cause i dont have Wards and Wardens, and made a pilgrimage travel to Jerusalem. After i went to India with the camp and recruited elephants😂 I converted to Asharism and conquered the Byzantine Empire. Also gained a lot of difficult achievements. It was an amazing run😂 Tnx🤙

[@baileywright729]

Imagine defeating both the Mongols, the Byzantines and fighting an entire crusade and then ruling just Ibiza

[@sosaysjayrod]

That's an exile, not a fiefdom

[@meneldal]

@@sosaysjayrod Should have ended on St Helena to make this work

[@ericmyrs]

@@sosaysjayrod It's Ibiza though. It's pretty nice, especially before all the English came around.

[@ThugShakers4Christ]

​@@ericmyrs*when the English come around

[@УТятница]

He should do not care about Ibiza and move to Nizhnekamsk (Lower Kama City) P.S. It is russian memes, they are weird

[@prayadubia]

The Pope putting you on Ibiza like i think he was exiling you 😭😭

[@epicmike43]

the dlc ain't even out yet and bro already found exploits 😭🙏

[@dantemcmillan6337]

I realy hope paradox dont patch them out lmao

[@iusedtobearaccoononceupona3514]

stop calling things exploits when you're using the interactions as designed lmao

[@michaelbaker8284]

They haven't even patched tours and tournaments to give you the correct hastitrude skills to match with the popups. Not very hopeful.​@@dantemcmillan6337

[@lordkhan]

Indeed, using a perk isn't an exploit

[@backwardsdovah9373]

interactions as designed to reach a goal not considered possible by the dev -> exploit by dev oversight A glitch or bug using interactions but not as designed, can be used to exploit too. this would be exploit by bug

[@Voslaarum_]

Oh wow, you can really play as Griffith and the Band of the Hawk with this DLC and acquire your own kingdom

[@williaml840]

Hmmm... what would his personality traits be... definitely ambitious, probably gregarious too, and... callous for the third one?

[@leothecat8162]

I want band of the hawk thua

[@jetex1911]

@@williaml840 Definitely Beautiful too, until his dungeon stay.

[@williaml840]

@@jetex1911 After his dungeon stay you’d just add maimed and disfigured - and maybe some other negative traits, plus slide his weight ALL the way to the left. he’d still have the beautiful trait. In terms of congenital traits, he’d probably have some manifestation of all this positive leveled ones. Beautiful of course, but at least intelligent if not genius - and hale too - he was strong enough to parry Guts with a single hand when he first recruited him (though Guts himself would definitely have Herculean) An accurate Griffith would be ridiculously high in customization points.

[@alchemysaga3745]

Arrogant, Vengeful, and Lustful would be traits for him from the get go, absolutely.

[@juliangiacometti2470]

First no vids in 4 months and now 4 vids in 10 days!! The gods have blessed us!!

[@am1frigider]

How old are you ?

[@Starsmasher287]

Paradox: You cant raid as an adventurer, that would make it far too easy to get gold! Also Paradox: Yeah sure you can get gold just from literally walking I don't see why not.

[@reeceshugrue6167]

"We only have 1 Knight... Us." WAIT CAN WE FINALLY FIGHT IN BATTLES AS A KNIGHT!?

[@johanneswitt5499]

I hope so🙏🏻

[@esttrox5881]

Or you could just get the better battles mod from the workshop.

[@kohlicoide2258]

Imagine losing a War because some random MAN EATING Elephants appear out of nowhere.. true nightmare material Man i love CK3 sometimes for things like that

[@Seer_Of_The_Woodlands]

Man-eating Elephant army is one of the wildest stories I've seen.-

[@MatthewZzzz0]

Only eating the prisoners nevermind the 9000 dead and wounded on the battlefield. So wasteful

[@ThePainElemental]

So you can be landless, maidenless and coinless? It's becoming more and more realistic.

[@Rockstar-bq5fm]

Dude… the Pope absolutely done you over. You single-handedly win the Crusade and you get one lousy county in Ibiza. That was a bit of a joke honestly, being 1’st in a Crusader war would at least net you the Kingdom

[@satorudo]

I mean seems like cannibalism solves world hunger, and keeps the world population in check. Definitely a win-win all around 😂 Who knew Soylent Green was not a sci-fi movie but a historical one

[@nerdlingeeksly5192]

Dear God, roving bands of cannibals are going to plunge the world into chaos.

[@Marcelseizesanschaise]

"Wonderful metro station of Vendôme" now that's a deep cut right there😂

[@OttawaWelshman]

Many a days did a underaged OW buy cigarettes from that sketchy dep across the street let me tell you!

[@honkhonk5000]

A weird French man robs a church then goes to college then starts an elephant army the movie.

[@gogollephilosophe8013]

Why is this guy puting mayonnaise on my arm ?

[@teal_m_101]

Hannibal Lector would be proud.

[@merwan1018]

Hannibal barca would be proud

[@TheArbiter1721]

Cannibal Lector

[@alexrox5965]

Hannibal and Hannibal Lecter would be proud 😆😆

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

Wow Koifish and Ottawa’s CK3 vid at the same time? What a happy night in my area

[@cba2make1up]

Laith, Zieley and Snap Strategy uploaded as well. I got all 5 notifications at once lmao

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

@@cba2make1up now that’s dedication LOL

[@cba2make1up]

@@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame That's that Paradox paycheck 🤑

[@CasuallyShadow]

You should try taking over the world with an overpowered character, having as many kids as possible, then seeing the sheer chaos that happens when you die (which if your guy has maxed out stats it seems like you can live over 100, my guy when I did this lived to be 116, the same age as the oldest man ever...In the 1100's)

[@vaultboy2410]

Just imagine getting attacked by thousands of elephants. FullHD Alexander the Great Experience

[@danstratyt]

While there is clearly some imbalance being able to feed elephants human meat; perhaps you could argue their combat effectiveness loss from poor nutrition is cancelled out by them becoming carnivourous and now you have an army of man-eating elephants

[@andreasvargamadsen3127]

That man has some GODDAM FAITH!

[@AntiKira20]

The whole world became the Kings Landing riot on a global scale?!

[@brycetaylor96]

Man got the DLC early to find exploits for paradox to patch it before we get our hands on it. Ottawa is a sponsored snitch XD 😂 all love tho Ottawa. Keep up the great content. ❤

[@MarCel32mr]

Getting stabbed the second he arrived to London 💀💀💀 Way too realistic

[@Rhinopecs2095]

Did you eat the Byzantine Emperor? Who was “Your Prisoner and Friend”! 😂

[@noctusfury6918]

As the good old Viking saying says, "When your friends are roasting on the spit, you're the one who feels the fire." (In this case, from the spices.) 🤣

[@Apollo1989V]

Elephants need a ton of food and water. Desert terrain should really hinder them to the point of uselessness in battle.

[@Gallalad1]

Homeless in Ottawa may be the most realistic thing Paradox ever did. All I need now is that blockclerk guys signs and I'll be the real deal.

[@gord_pp3537]

Please post more videos -Love from Kingston

[@lemonwho9895]

I mean that's one way to do it

[@brjr2001]

It would be nice to see this playthrough in action. Appreciate your videos

[@kittydaddy2023]

After playing Roads to Power, I have to say, this is all working as intended.

[@kasenrin3]

Just got my mystery meat package, 10/10 would subscribe again

[@bullafelix9647]

BRO..... BEST VIDEO I EVER SAW..... AMAZING THANK U

[@noctusfury6918]

It makes sense for the pope to exile you to a small island and barricade you there. Since you're a bunch of OP mystery-meat-eating troop of OP elephant-riding hooligans, where a bunch of important people end up disappearing, it's only natural to make sure that you don't disrupt the map again. 🤣

[@martinbega6369]

Omg that elephant Will eat You Billy!

[@emerald10005]

What a wild ride, you must've had so much fun with this one

[@oooeee5556]

I mean, cannibalism has always been a solution for world hunger, even in these modern times...

[@concretel10n]

Albino is a recessive trait and she has dark haired lineage

[@daxxad6]

I was hoping you could do part 2 of this campain, like uniting Iberia as you have been landed there, Then uniting Persia, and Lastly Conquer India and move capital there :)

[@HowDareYouSpeakToMe]

Digging the Driver Menu Music at the beginning

[@Coachbentibo]

Nice Metro Vendome reference

[@ares4447]

Bro invented reverse Monopoly.

[@jakubpetira2359]

10:50 finaly someone traveling the world just to pick up these juicy bonuses

[@DominusK10]

Wake up honey, new Ottowa Welchman CK3 video just dropped

[@onlytwogenders420]

I hope they never remove the gold idea. I love that as a passive way to make gold.

[@JesseKerson]

I have wanted to play this expansion since I first booted up CK2! So soon!

[@Methus3lah]

Can’t wait to make a custom Marty McFly character

[@SangoProductions213]

Wait. You can be your own knight now? Holy shit.

[@arduousbow2152]

I appreciate exploits being left in, it actually shows fate being unpredictable

[@Jenna-hu7mp]

I mean, the amount of prep and such that you had to do in order to start that, doesn't make it too broken I'd say.

[@alfred7846]

Different hannibal dude, different hannibal

[@IronWolf123]

A missed opportunity to call your character "Hannibal Barca"

[@ProductofWit]

The DLC allowing one to go ham.

[@otaconzz]

Nobody comes to Saskatchewan for milk.... Nobody comes here willingly for anything lol

[@OwDoGaming-kx9jo]

Perfectly Balanced DLC Excellent job me 🦆

[@Gloryholrr]

God I can't wait to play this with elden kings

[@ashtonbarwick6696]

Ahh I can’t wait 4 more days

[@pLoory]

Mate ... This run was amazing. So much fun to watch! Thanks 💪 My question though: does it still work in the latest version or did any of it got nerfed / patched ? 🤔

[@marcduhamel-guitar1985]

Metro station of Vendome mentionned!😂😂

[@vomitman7533]

Meat's meat, and man's gotta eat.

[@zaoda1357]

local frech man feeds elephants slayn enemies

[@Lavafish2525]

Start as a kipchak for +45% speed and 30% safety from the sart of the game

[@TheCaptain_tv]

The first time I got to a new video within 2 minutes

[@PnzrDiv666]

great stuff

[@wumbology6072]

Man I wish I had the space on my pc for this game

[@based6914]

I wonder if you could do this strategy and basically make a “Scourge of God” Playthrough where you just annihilate every country and holding. I don’t know if that’s possible though, I don’t understand the mechanics well enough.

[@michaelbaker8284]

You could do this in CK2 as horse nomads. Have not tried it in 3. You could wipe settlements and turn them into pasture lands.

[@tunker6806]

best ck3 youtuber

[@FuriousSkating]

I loved this video

[@setcheck67]

Oh hey you can purchase the mystery meat in Panama and Uruguay. Those weren't in the list. Actually I don't see most of South America in that list. Good ole South American cannibals.

[@dominikbinder7390]

I love this Motivation

[@petisanmayol6536]

Oh new video Epic

[@MrCat-ck1pz]

Bruh these elephants are op as fuck

[@astillia6073]

7:55 lmao, steal 100 gold to maybe lose 100 piety, versus donating 15 gold to get 250 piety. Very balanced. Nobody couldve seen this coming.

[@michaelbaker8284]

It looks like you need at least 20 intrigue to even make it worth the risk. Sort of like hunting with spears needing insane prowess to cut back the chance of death to even 10%

[@monkalonk3035]

not there being a Popeye's ad before this video........

[@pinkedduck49]

Should try this in real life ngl

[@hahahhshshjsjshhsjehe3971]

I have 4k damage elephants with double boost in India, on battle with general talent 30k-40k damage

[@huni1939]

Paradox watching this video 👁👄👁

[@benashley6637]

They neeed to bring back Immortal

[@medic38]

Nooo!!1!1! I can't get mystery meat!! I live in the Inca Empire. Noooo!!!!

[@Der_Erpel]

Sooo you became Hannibal. Which one? Both...

[@VestigeV47]

Do a colaberation with the spiffing Brit

[@kingkai5821]

nahhhhhh this strat is 100% getting nerfedddd 🤣🙏

[@SangoProductions213]

So... Do you just like... lose all those camp investments you made when you become landed?

[@drummerboii2878]

Hope they don't patch this. It should stay a feature 🙏

[@sarsante]

Would you call this dlc the most OP/broken thing ever in this game?

[@andrzejrybickiToOn]

Did your Sound quality improve over night?

[@OttawaWelshman]

I actually lost my entire PC to a windows blue screen of death - and when I reset it i actually figured out what the problems were with my previous set up!

[@Maldi43]

Please do undivided India empire in ck3

[@Sengir_karmsak]

Cool

[@gamernewby1636]

nice

[@МирославЧорноокий]

Outer heaven lore

[@arthasmenethil4399]

What was your gold balance after becoming landed? 😂

[@antonjunior9189]

Am i hearing Pokémon song in the background?😂

[@OttawaWelshman]

Zelda

[@ProfLakitax]

Mmhhh this video makes me crave some delicious prions

[@dwikurniawan9041]

Imma join 1st crusade as mercenary and led the idiotic ai to win 😂😂😂

[@occurredbison]

I play Ck3 on my gaming laptop and it gets pretty laggy especially when I play empire titles. Is this normal? I feel like it is but im nervous about my laptop.

[@ChromeJ4K0]

How do you do this stuff so fast? It's kinda impressive how quickly u can exploit ts

[@tedward6542]

Crazy how much you copied the spiffing britt. Im not mad about it. Good video. Its like the US version of spiff

[@simoncodrington]

Ottawas mystery meat for the low price of a sub & like? Seems like a good deal, but who else is he offering that meat to 🤨 🍖🍖🍖

[@OttawaWelshman]

Shipped and on the way!