The story of my pets on the DreamSMP...

I finally joined this tiny server called the DreamSMP. Now the one thing that I was missing in this Minecraft Server was companionship. Did I find it? You'll have to find out! (THANKS FOR 250K BY THE WAY HOLY COW!!!!)
ALSO HUGE THANK YOU TO / battrousers FOR THE THUMBNAIL!!!
I say dumb things
/ ranboosaysstuff
I live stream sometimes (A lot, I stream a lot..)
/ ranboolive
MERCH!:
streamlabs.com/ranboolive/merch
DISCORD?!?!?!?!?!:
/ discord
Have an awesome day!
Also I really hope that at the end of the video people understand that it was just "a" because it was my mind screaming and totally not because I didn't subtitle it ;)

[@caterpillar3275]

"why are you imprisoning a child in your house?" "no"

[@ThomasTubeHD]

It’s not imprisoning eret, it’s force adoption!

[@ellawilliams2306]

Hey

[@vionori_275]

Lmao

[@popipie682]

Thats a good argument

[@pegasus3642]

Hey you *forgot the funny*

[@WallObserver]

“This is my child, I keep him in the glass box!” -Ranboo 2020

[@gabby7022]

This makes me think that Jonald is a fish

[@GeckoBass]

Right when I read this is happened in the vid lol

[@WallObserver]

@@GeckoBass lol

[@HanCae]

I read this while the clip showed

[@melonlord8591]

correction RANBOOB

[@lunafox45]

“It’s not even a hostage, he has glass.” “This is my child. I keep him in the glass box.”

[@Xman34washere]

"I'M GONNA FEED HIM YOU BY THE WAY THINGS ARE GOIN" -Ranboo 2020

[@aaronchambers8471]

No one: Me: let’s count The whole chat: oh ok

[@FunniyMan]

1

[@krool_aid9835]

2

[@izz2316]

3

[@drn1069]

4

[@RandomPerson-me9qn]

5

[@Not_Prunez]

1:44 Eret: “you think keeping a hostage is a good idea?” The chicken: *nods*

[@meyayazzz]

I burst to laugh 🤣🌈

[@rubyrules2]

Nice pfp

[@GahYippee]

*I would like this comment, but the likes are at 96*

[@partypizza1]

Bfb pfp

[@jkkyle9721]

Ye hahaaha

[@xxnightmarebearxx8953]

6 months after taking the MCC mascot hostage they finally let him in.

[@iamstupid3822]

For now

[@sofiense379]

The interaction between Eret and Ranboo is amazing And Ranboo you have “adopted” 2 sons

[@NotShii_]

Everyone in live chat: “MATH IS BLUE” “MATH IS RED” “MATH IS GREEN” “MATH IS ORANGE” “MATH IS YELLOW” I love the chat

[@pinatapuppy2821]

Math isn’t real

[@strangerdanger830]

(maths is blue)

[@user-uy1pc3qv4g]

and then a person saying history is orange. we all know its squeaky elephant

[@adwitatherealadwita]

Math is rock.

[@liliannnz4417]

maths is disgusting. we can all agree on that.

[@brennayeary4233]

“His name is Jjjjjjjjeffery with 8 j’s and he is in fact not dead” Yikes

[@the_unholynjh3513]

Sweeping edge: SO ABOUT THAT-

[@achr0matic01]

pft well

[@nitw06]

too soon

[@madisunie]

AHHHHHHH

[@phobos2076]

@Cheyenne Haynes jjjjjjjjeffrey died from sweeping edge, ranboo tried to hit next to jjjjjjjjeffrey but the sweeping edge killed them

[@dspencerluyao1088]

"Are you saying zombies can't be children, Ranboo?!" "YES." if only he knew

[@ccaliflower]

“The one thing i’m missing, is companionship.” Tubbo and Tommy: Well too late now

[@UghFrann]

"Zombies eat people ! Are you gonna feed him people?" "Yeah I'm gonna feed him YOU by the way this conversation is going"

[@ecru1830]

Lol

[@HiHello-cw9vc]

Lol

[@inerpower1019]

Me with my friends in Walking Dead

[@benvel3392]

Yes, we saw the same video.

[@aiko7819]

@@benvel3392 ikr people just add quotes from the same video we saw like wtf?

[@Complexicon_of_a_Startist]

"Aaand successfully adopted. That's how it works, right?" So _that's_ what Eret was doing wrong-

[@gabby7022]

Yes ;-;

[@captain_noo]

so he was supposed to trap fundy in a glass box the whole time?????

[@Complexicon_of_a_Startist]

@@captain_noo Apparently so

[@nguyenminhtri2933]

666 likes and I ruined it no need to thank

[@milaadams5933]

"im gonna start so many wars!" ...little did he know that was true...

[@janice8001]

Ranboo: “here are my pets!” Also Ranboo: “half of them are dead! But jjjjjjjjeffrey isn’t and that’s what counts” Edit: this no longer aged well, rest in peace jjjjjjjjeffrey, fly high.

[@majazpk]

Appreciate the fact that u added in specifically 8 j s

[@birb125]

;-; I have a feeling Jjjjjjjjeffery didn't survive...

[@birb125]

@@Leo-zx4ec it depends, where was he last?

[@riverqi]

@@birb125 Jjjjjjjjeffrey is still alive, at ranboo’s shack behind Techno’s house

[@rangers_afc5120]

Jjjjjjjjeffrery :)

[@nice-me9ce]

Other live chats: *normal* Ranboo's live chat: M A I D B O O

[@halffrog30]

I think other live chats are more along the line of E

[@audrinaflores8844]

@@halffrog30 I was gonna say thatlmaoo

[@illumin1te337]

wtf live chat do you know that’s “normal”

[@flibertishhunkensporf4179]

E

[@uniqueokk]

MAIDBOOB

[@ladyofrillwater]

"Its Jonald and his cyst" is unironically one of the funniest things Ranboo has ever said.

[@dragonpaint4553]

I love how he says "the happy chemical" instead of seretonin.

[@benm7984]

“After Jeffery wouldn’t be killed by any of the pet killers” Everyone: Thinks of Sapnap

[@eashepard9443]

....yeah

[@Toby-vm5gq]

❤❤❤ SUBSCRIBE TO RANBOO TO GET HIM 500K BEFORE NEW YEARS ❤❤❤

[@aniljohn8717]

Jjjjjjjjeffrey*

[@controlled..ranboo1649]

In fact, he did kill Niki's fox and "accidentally" killed Henry the cow who was own by Tommy

[@Cyrilings]

COME ON HENRY LETS GO! lets go henry. Henry: dies

[@frynn1978]

Ranboo is the type to call kidnapping, “surprise adoption.”

[@Reeces_piece]

*SURPRISE BISH*

[@Benjamin-hr9xz]

I would too Its basically the same thing right except when you adopted something it knows its being adopted and kidnapping something they don't know they are being kidnapped until they find out I think its the same.....

[@anaalina5964]

​@@Benjamin-hr9xz No. When you adopt someone you become their caregiver/guardian. When you kidnap someone you do whatever you want with that someone(unless the police knows about it). Sell them, torture them, make them slaves, etc.

[@gamingbeastlol]

It was actually forced adoption

[@elkgorsline3983]

FORCED surprise adoption

[@Vibrantix]

NOOOOO JONALDD!!! 🥺 R.I.P Jonald who had never loved us back, but he was lovable…

[@allysaicestone2627]

“And now that Jeffrey was secure from all the pet killers I figured it was time for me to go get a horse” *immediate respect*

[@twoofhearts7410]

“This is my child. He lives in a glass box.” And we were complaining about Michael’s living conditions.

[@yes7819]

Hey he’s a zombie, he doesn’t need as much as regular people do

[@amandamukeba2700]

@@yes7819 Micheal is a baby zombie piglin he's not human what do we do now

[@yes7819]

@@amandamukeba2700 bury his former parents

[@amandamukeba2700]

@@yes7819 that are most likely michaels kind?, also not human. What do we do

[@yes7819]

@@amandamukeba2700 I never said that he was a zombie who formerly came from humans, I just said he’s a zombie

[@coffeeimpala5189]

"When has holding a hostage not gone well?" Technoblade: HEH

[@avnishshrivastava2272]

Heh

[@Dr.Lightning]

Heh

[@bruhified1973]

Orphan is secretly plotting a plan.

[@JackJawFish]

Heh

[@I_dont_know_who_I_am---txt]

Heh

[@kazewz]

“ITS NOT A HOSTAGE, LET’S CALL IT FORCED ADOPTION” i’m dead 💀💀💀

[@xxN0VALUNOSIS]

"and i got a cat named Jeffrey with 8 j's" y'all is my humor broken ive been laughing at this for 30 minutes straight 😰

[@OliveSushi0629]

“You got beef?” No they lamas they only got leather

[@layalsaleh4103]

yes

[@captain_noo]

ha

[@ArtemisMara]

1 Month ago: “And he is in fact NOT dead” After yesterdays stream: SWEEPING EDGE WHY…RIP Jjjjjjjjeffrey, you will be missed.

[@adithyanavneeth8083]

Wait hes dead?

[@user-ny4jw6yq5l]

Darth vader no

[@joshcaldwell8523]

@@adithyanavneeth8083 yea....sadly

[@adithyanavneeth8083]

@@joshcaldwell8523 oh

[@SpiralRaptor]

Noooooooo, not jjjjjjjjeffrey!

[@aleaf.]

"This- this is my child. I keep him in the glass box." **hysterical laughter**

[@marleyjoshow1206]

"I CAN SPIT TOO *spits at llamas*" Ranboo 2020

[@k2t6c83bic7s]

RIP Jonald, the 25 mins you were alive were the best :(

[@chongqiu]

SADGE

[@cricketuhm]

[@gabby7022]

😔 rip

[@milkeryis2742]

I was present in that stream and I was pretty heart broken when he died sadly man 😔

[@Than_a_Toast]

I like how the description says: "Tiny server" but like 1 million people watch it-

[@wilyriley_]

ranboo also likes supporting smaller streamers like technoblade

[@sarahklickman6379]

@@wilyriley_ don’t forget Dream!

[@Robbimusic1]

Sadists animatic got like 9 million views

[@fisharecool2849]

That's the joke-

[@xtea.4014]

@@wilyriley_ and tommyinit. gotta help the small streamers get views! they totally need it!

[@vertigoiswack]

"let me out of the box dad" -Jonald

[@Iris_echos]

"When has holding a hostage ever not gone well" [flashbacks to ranboo's final death]

[@Connor-jl9gq]

The way he says he's gonna start wars on the dream smp when in reality he's just been the server therapist so far

[@salonisrivastava353]

true lmao

[@lotosweetz]

This aged well

[@Connor-jl9gq]

@@lotosweetz yeah it did age well he didn't do shit dream was defiently gaslighting him I refuse to believe he blew up the community house I think dream did it to have an excuse to destroy l'manburg

[@riverqi]

@@Connor-jl9gq yea i feel like it’s more dream than ranboo considering how dream just pinned the explosion on tommy without any evidence or anything but it’s just a thought

[@user-garnet]

HOLD UP IMMA NEED TO DRAW THIS

[@ray_streams7911]

Ranboo “forcefully adopted” jonald, a baby *zombie* with a chicken, a few months later he adopted Micheal a baby *zombie* pigling with Tubbo.... I’m sensing a theme here

[@ray_streams7911]

@꧁Lolits_CC꧂ - Gacha, Gaming, Editing, & More! no zombies but that’s true too lol

[@sheeky2310]

And Michael has a chicken too...

[@carenginepachy]

R E I N C A R N A T I O N

[@yourundertaleobsessedlesbi6975]

@Nacho Sloth :0 A a A A A A A

[@unfinishedsymphony3218]

michael has a chicken as well

[@_.sweet_.Potato._-3]

The fact that this was my first stream i ever saw of ranboo and now i watch him on an daily basis is so wholesome

[@alistic1894]

Eret: Why are you keeping a hostage in your house? Ranboo a few seconds later: IM GOING TO KEEP HIM BECAUSE HES THE MCC MASCOT UNTIL THEY LET ME IN

[@asmrsilverr]

“CAN YOU CHILL OUT FOR TWO SECONDS MY GUY?!” the caption: *’a’*

[@chiffonlime643]

*a*

[@louissemarguerettenavales1253]

a

[@ysabellavinas896]

a

[@yay5014]

a

[@cosmic4716]

a

[@thepissedoffcombinesoldier7853]

“Forced adoption” I believe you mean “involuntary free mini-slave.”

[@Thebestestofthebestes]

5:09 "NO! THAT'S THE THING I"M SENSITIVE ABOUT" -John Mulany

[@teavie8468]

“IM GONNA FEED HIM YOU BY THE WAY THIS CONVERSATION IS GOING” is my favourite line ever oh my god

[@KittyFridge]

“Tiny server” is currently nearing the number of members hermitcraft has

[@clubbyvasighn4615]

Hemitcraft has 28 total people who do/have played on it. Just a fun fact. :)

[@KittyFridge]

@@clubbyvasighn4615 my brain,, is that,, whaa??? I thought there were more oml

[@clubbyvasighn4615]

@@KittyFridge yeah, its actually not that large.

[@K-ZY]

@@clubbyvasighn4615 and the dream Smp has 30

[@K-ZY]

@@clubbyvasighn4615 and the dream Smp has 30

[@decentcontent5245]

I honestly cried at the wanted poster.

[@puppy_lord2488]

same

[@L0ST_S0UL69]

4:35 HE HAS RETURNED! only to immediately despwan :')

[@leah8894]

Ranboo naming pets: “Ok let’s get a normal name... but replace the first letter with the first one that comes out of a hat”

[@tiny6694]

“any of the pet killers in this area” sapnap: i just wanna pet it...

[@mellonkatto2745]

lol i was 100th like

[@beanibones]

lol i was 491st like

[@maevemilless4561]

“Ima keep jonald hostage until they let me into mcc, he could be a mascot” Well that went well

[@shroomiegunleader814]

Ranboo: I'm gonna start SO many wars Also Ranboo: *built a panic room to stress out about all the wars going on and actively trying to find a way to fix it so everyone can be friends again*

[@mlpino7496]

If anyone can start a ton of wars, its grian from hermitcraft

[@omega9216]

@@mlpino7496 grian can start a war by diging a hole or planting a tree If he was on Dream SMP there would be no peace time

[@personcalledalexis]

@@omega9216 Exactly. he’s to much of a chaotic waffle.

[@feliciabailey8092]

"I'm going to start so many wars" 5 months later, ranboo war count: he only threatened to start one against Sam because of Michael

[@WooffzTheCoon]

Honestly that was more Sam’s fault than Ranboo’s, Ranboo just wanted his child back

[@WooffzTheCoon]

How surreal it is to find your own reply that you don’t remember typing-

[@feliciabailey8092]

@@WooffzTheCoon dudeeee I forgot about this too lol

[@emocatboy_1125]

Forced adoption: "Successfully adopted... that's how it works, right?"

[@WoodsyTV]

“The happy chemical” Serotonin ranboo, serotonin

[@eleanornewcomb119]

last i checked ranboo had 15k..... he’s grown so much in just a month

[@pisgremlin7846]

Ikr!! I’ve been here since 7k and have even got in a game with him! He’s grown so much and I’m so proud :D

[@matilda8675]

i remember when he hit 1k and now he almost has 300k 🥲 im so proud

[@iibxooke1080]

@@matilda8675 he just hit it

[@eleanornewcomb119]

this is so cool and i’m so happy for him

[@gabby7022]

Yee yee. 1 month ago he had 50k? But now he has 273k? Wth? That's so fast

[@pegasus3642]

Moral of the story: Here's a pet in the dream smp Oh nvm sapnap exists now start a war

[@isabelaruiz9954]

“ it’s just a wierd growth” “forced. Adoption” those have me dying 😭✋

[@Pdugdell_08]

Ranboo casually just getting attacked by llamas 😂😂

[@theancientone9886]

Ranboo's Character in one word: *P A I N*

[@raquszaue4784]

P for Pet a for adopter i for icon n for not by force

[@toralvekaria2629]

Spain without the s lol

[@cornillious_Jr_3rd_1969]

Lol you have no subs damn that's depressing

[@Eclipse_LaLuna]

You mean water because he is an enderman

[@GlitchKnight113]

M A I N

[@KianKSG]

this ‘tiny server’ you joined looks cool 👍

[@ffflaming]

Ayyy. I know you.

[@sillysimon9886]

It’s nice to see Ranboo reach out to small creators like dream

[@Turibi3448]

@@sillysimon9886 its really lovely to see

[@mariamsada7809]

Why do I see you everywhere

[@cowperson4538]

Does anyone else not like when other creators comment on vids they have nothing to do with

[@spaghetti_soldier2586]

Him:I’m gonna start so many wars Everybody on Tiktok: *starts army for those wars*

[@osheridan]

"I adopted him" Techno: *ORPHAN*

[@all_bi_myself6868]

Ranboo: “and he is in fact not dead!” Dream, techno and Phil: “I’m about to ruin this mans whole career”

[@blue_rose1311]

I know it's a joke but I'm pretty sure he moved all his animals to the panic room previously (correct me if I'm wrong)

[@silverfalls225]

@Shasvin Puvanesvaran aww how?!

[@biirdseed]

@@silverfalls225 sweeping edge, ranboo accidently killed him

[@Supalayzee]

How about sapnap? Fundy fox, Henry(Tommy cow), Mr squegge(badboyhalo fish, Idk how to spell it) was killed by him

[@squishyswashy2140]

5:40 “This horse actually BLOWS” not even 10 seconds later- 5:48 oh-

[@potatochips9284]

this comment is one of the best I’ve seen in a long time. And your telling me this was a Month ago and only gets 10 Likes?

[@phobos2076]

Blows means bad, doesn't it?

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

@@phobos2076 yes , yes it does though i suppose its good for someone depending on whats getting blown

[@user-zo1yz9xs9q]

Past Ranboo: i will quit streeming Ranboo now: next day new pet

[@Justaguyiguess]

I think this is the first video i watched of you, i already knew about the smp and was a fan, but BROO…. I don’t regret getting into your channel you are amazing :] Like- you deserve more subs

[@alannamcnamara2716]

Wh- did this JUST start or something?

[@jawstheshark]

I really don’t know but I’m willing to wait for it (sorry Hamilton reference)

[@ilistentoalottatruecrime5]

@@jawstheshark wait for it wait for it wait for it wait for it

[@tacoandurmom]

Never be sorry for Hamilton references

[@shunkaidou8471]

@@jawstheshark and no don’t change the subject

[@izzy2150]

@@shunkaidou8471 BECAUSE YOU’RE MY FAVORITE SUBJECT

[@VentiIceWater]

Wait a second, if Jonald is Ranboo's "child," then does Michael have a deceased brother?

[@DemiGlitch297]

i think so,who is gonna tell him??

[@blackcatswordart4324]

Oh no

[@tanyazagrebalko.3732]

Yo or nes

[@abbyhavenstrite7002]

OMG

[@nonwolf5015]

POG

[@kuari8613]

Can we just appreciate that the thumbnail IS SO CUTE!

[@andychen1289]

THE JONALD AND THE CYST WITH A DEAD LIFE AND IS DEAD WHILE MICHAEL IS EATING CAKEEE :0

[@sam4el]

I’m so glad ranboo is supporting smaller streamers such as dream! joining his smp really is helping him out rn!

[@gabby7022]

Ikr! He's so nice!

[@lynnx_07]

“And made sure that he didn’t get killed by any pet killers in this area” Ranboo who accidentally killed that cat yesterday:

[@azaelacadehaus200]

I have a horse and am around horses like all the time. I jump three feet to four feet jumps while I’m on the horse and I train them. It’s super fun!!

[@WilbyScoop]

0:35 The "Give us some money!" was John Mulaney :))

[@paypar6836]

Ranboo is like exactly my kind of humor and I can’t get enough of it lol

[@ohnoherewegoagaindudes.379]

Last time I was this early, Anne Boleyn still had her head, Catherine of Aragon was married to Prince Arthur, Jane Seymour was still alive, and Alexander Hamilton was still living in Nevis.

[@strangerdanger830]

ah I see u know history

[@ohnoherewegoagaindudes.379]

@@strangerdanger830 :DD

[@sarahklickman6379]

JEJDHDUDDB

[@kat4197]

i love this comment

[@mikayla3897]

thats early

[@osheridan]

Ranboos pickaxe: *A little off screen grinding* 6:44

[@immakiwe]

Ranboo : when has holding a hostage not gone well!??! Techno : fair enough

[@ralytunez4596]

Moral of the story: Ranboo is not good with pets

[@deadly_golem]

Ranboo: Says hes gonna try to bring his horse through the nether Anyone who has watched Pewdiepie's minecraft series: Intense sweating

[@dash33r22]

OMG IKR

[@floppathelover8811]

Awww:( I know it’s hard to lose pets But I hope you get a new one and you live a good life with it

[@ayo5360]

Ranboo: Are u a fast boi? Horse: I AM SPEED!

[@nukehaver9117]

The harassment from the llamas was a foreshadowing of Clarencio killing Ranboo

[@pogkakuna3429]

Premier chat is kinda people just having conversations sometimes and its really nice.

[@cheesewater74]

Then E

[@gabby7022]

I remembered the tine they played among us.

[@kxt31yn]

1:45 Eret: YOU’RE BANNED AND THINK THAT KEEPING A HOSTAGE IS A GOOD IDEA? Chicken: * *Nod* *

[@audreymckean6024]

I love the fact that the chicken nodded his head when eret said your banned and keeping a is a good idea

[@silvianastarling9681]

“Fine, fine. It’s not a hostage. It’s a... a forced adoption.” “We just keep him in this glass box over here.” All of these... they’re gold.

[@Robin-su6mn]

So Eret just glossed over the whole “you don’t feed people in prison” like huh??

[@limj7991]

Ranboo : It’s hostage Eret : You think that is a good idea?! Ranboo : Yes! ( Chicken: nods )

[@cookie9872]

Ranboo the things you do for your MC pets wow

[@chuumi8921]

“BATTHEW GET IN THE BOAT BATTHEW” **Water sheep flashbacks intensifies**

[@sethdylan2963]

Him: any pet killers on this area Me: *S A P A T T U S N A P A T T U S* Edit:1.1K likes OMG the most likes I've ever had

[@shreeya_animations]

Lol

[@lavenderkitty2563]

Henry....

[@steelothezero5649]

Mr squeegee

[@Venom-xb4jx]

The frick

[@zealotoftheorchard9853]

Fungi

[@lolgay2982]

Ramboo:Im a KING!!! Techno:no stupid im a king Me:stop

[@jeffmatthews8795]

fined for keeping kids 2:28

[@mutedchroma]

Now I know why Ranboo gets compared to Techno. Taking a hostage, low, really low voice, “Imma start so many wars” Sorta like a more wholesome Techno.

[@Mash027]

Well, the commentary style is also very similar when we look at this video. I'll go as far to say he's trying to imitate techno's style of video presentation but adds his own sprinkle and spices of wholesomeness

[@limiteatae9791]

@@Mash027 He isn’t trying to imitate Techno he just sounds similar so it creates an illusion making you think he is but it’s just him being him with a lot of wholesomeness and care.

[@avirtop_5841]

“He is in fact not dead” 4 months later “i accidentally killed Jeffery”

[@asteronair]

Wait this video is only 2 months old- What??- *visible confusion*

[@Sniper_Darkness350]

“If the Crown fits it fits” No mine quotes ranboo’s quote’s.

[@ItsSnowy_Gaming]

"And then I got harassed by llamas" My favorite line by Ranboo ever.

[@alexandserahglick7599]

“They don’t give food in prison!” Why do I sense foreshadowing-

[@dbanshee276]

"The one thing I was missing, was companionship" And as the pets clearly didn't work, he got a (PLATONIC) husband, a child, and a lot of friends that are basically his family

[@ItsJenny99]

"Instead of hostage, let's call it FORCED ADOPTION" got me DIEING