THE STORY OF WEASEL (DayZ Standalone)

[@1999-e8l]

Weasel : "I was on a PVP-Server, i shoot people." Goldy : "Nah, we dont play like dat." Biggest lie in human history.

[@rufusquiks]

I cant believe Goldy got offended when he heard he was a bandit, Goldy you were the biggest bandit in the past.

[@kalebkellogg9246]

well you do tend to start to shoot on sight after too many experiences where others do. You cant trust anyone anymore.

[@boneygibbon]

"He was just being a douche." Says the one who betrayed him.

[@wacotaco99]

Fuck that i'm Sgt. Bubbles and you will respect me.

[@divinegfxart]

*shoots kneecap* "you're kneecap is bleeding" *looks down* *looks up* "good."

[@TheMagnificentSarah]

"Fuck that, I'm Sargent Bubbles and you will respect me!" HAHAHAHAHA.

[@snorlax2025]

R.I.P Weasel 2009 - 2014

[@ronnweasley3495]

I hope that title wasn't an attempt to insult me, Goldy!!!!

[@streetridaz]

Sergeant Bubbles is a BEAST! lol

[@EggSaladGaming]

No no no... the mother part was a little bit too far

[@MrFatality2000]

EggSaladGaming I found it hilarious, we all have our opinions... (prepares for hate)

[@DirePlot]

Hydro Gaming Yeah I thought it was funny too.

[@EggSaladGaming]

Heheh no prob :D your opinion is yours and yours to have :DD

[@soulsurvivor1001]

And to this day weasel still wanders the forests of Chernarus looking for revenge...

[@GooferTrooperTV]

I like how the guy literally looks down at his bloody kneecap and looks up and says "good!" Lol And then when he said my name is sergeant bubbles and you will respect me! Omg i was sooo lulz!!

[@pariah3000]

Probably the funniest of your DayZ vids yet.

[@iHotDogWarrior]

RIP Weasel 2014-2014

[@MaddieB]

That was hilarious, I love how quickly his attitude changed.

[@blaize00]

Shit's so hilarious xD Especially the part with: "Weasel your knee-cap is bleeding" *looks at knees* *looks up* "Good."

[@Wookehlicious]

Lol that's some USD Grade-A rage right there. Gotta love it.

[@MineShark11MC]

I waited 4 months to buy this game, and bought it a few days ago. I can't even run it at the lowest of settings...

[@TheSuperSpinos]

buy a better PC

[@Ketol1510]

It might not be your PC. Goldy has a gaming PC and still gets 20-60 FPS.

[@MineShark11MC]

Gold Boot No it's my PC trust me. I get about 3 fps lol

[@TryHardSkater679]

SuperSpinos Even the best Graphics cards have lag spikes in this game. Its still in alpha though so that's understandable. By beta its should by a lot smoother

[@TheSuperSpinos]

The Legend I have a shit computer and it runs on medium...

[@flyman2484]

To this very day.. You can still hear the cries of weasel in the forest.. R.I.P Weasel

[@jamesturner5406]

CAN I JUST SAY THAT IS THE BEST DAYZ INTRO EVER I GOT CHILLS WHEN I SEE IT! GG

[@JustRappingProficiently]

"No man we don't play like that" -Goldy Bullshit! hahaha

[@xBrOwNeDoG]

aahah weasel transformed into some physco. Awesome video goldy, made me lol

[@jasonh1158]

we don't play like that?? YES YOU DO!

[@LeeHarveyOswald1000]

I'm so glad Goldy changed the outro back.

[@joshhynes7594]

Goldy is the best youtuber!!!

[@yoloeagle8651]

u thirsty for a response

[@editbyjustin]

Oh ya he is. Thirsty.

[@joshhynes7594]

So thirsty dude. Who doesnt want a response from goldy?

[@ProjectChaos13]

Josh Hynes People who realize a response from him doesn't really do anything. Sure, it's cool, because you can say "GoldGlove replied to my comment" but other than that, who really cares? I love Goldy, and watch his stuff religiously, but if it's your life goal to get a reply from him, you should rethink your lifestyle.

[@editbyjustin]

Keep up the good work Josh Hynes. Goldy will fulfill your life goal someday.

[@Seabait]

Best dayZ videos ever! Subscribed :D Keep it up man!

[@Samson_Adams]

This was the best part of the livestream

[@afoxinaviators4105]

"Nah man, we don't play like that, we just shoot anyone who is far enough away for it to be considered a caution kill."

[@SoldiersOfFortunePMC]

There is too much sway with scopes in DayZ now. I had to assign 3 keys to steady the scope, even when prone and I've not been running.

[@wildarms1190]

That went south so fast!

[@delter1019]

His insults at strike 3 XD

[@Minacious_]

Is this supposed to be a homage to the game of thrones thing with Ramsay and Reek? LOL

[@dylanconnor6974]

that guy is a legend!

[@ronguidetti4779]

Nice start goldy 😍

[@revverb7459]

I SWEAR TO GOD THAT DAYZ INTRO IS AMAZING

[@laurendunne1104]

love the intro

[@shnookums_]

love you goldy

[@northtexasgunnoob9513]

Watched the live stream the other night and I died at laughing at 7:20

[@BlackHatChannel]

Funniest thing since chief

[@Mszerkaa1]

Love the intro so much :)

[@XSRTGaming]

Love the intro

[@vrixal4955]

Nice vid as always goldy !

[@Jrjrjr20300]

And this is how goldy met a new member of the dapper crew (hint* this is just like when he met chief)

[@kadolegacy8576]

i love this guy intro

[@ryanmiller15]

Goldy: I actually feel kinda bad Bunni: I don't Goldy: I don't either actually #ThingsKZbinrsSay

[@Tait.mp4]

The stream last night! FLAP CREW!

[@kylepearce4900]

Rip weasel

[@paycebrown3542]

Lol your kneecaps bleeding looks down good

[@djsmokiCZ]

Ohh poor guy, u are sooo mean! xD

[@revverb7459]

Mean? That was fucking funny.

[@therickroller2358]

dat restart dough

[@bigbot2443]

nice vid goldy

[@TheTheftGaming]

Haha nice video!

[@nursingwithdylan3493]

New intro is sick

[@Savyboy75]

its not that new

[@habz7876]

I found it funny but then guilty on how they left him with a broken leg.

[@SilverTwinFTW]

What GPU are you using? I can't get above 60 FPS on max settings with the GTX 780. Happy hunting...subscribed

[@domenfranceskin7644]

i like the intro

[@nounonaiyatsu]

LOL the best moment ever!

[@misteralternate9292]

good video goldy

[@shivanprasad9807]

The Story of A Provoked Weasel.

[@yeahisit]

Yes Heros bak

[@optimus5306]

Heroooooo

[@lniswan9219]

I'd be fucking pissed too

[@boneygibbon]

"Hey a hat!!!" Obvious tf2 player

[@peterJZ]

More of weasel/sgt bubbles :))

[@pokernik5663]

You should play with this guy :D It would be hilarious

[@maflennesteel7858]

Reek.

[@starbambam123]

I Hope the next Video Is the Story of WEASEL 2

[@tonka1983]

2:15 LOL

[@warriora7245]

what r your settings at that your able to see a player so far away...i would only be able to see their head, as strange as that sounds....its a render distance issue

[@hamsterligan2596]

i was WEASEL§ and IM STILL IN THE FOREST

[@LtRustikal]

Your DayZ videos like me, I'm not so good in English but it's fun to watch you. I also DayZ Lets Play do you have there some tips? Do definitely more Yours sincerely, a small German Lets Player

[@Ela_is_smelly]

Funny stuff XD WHERE IS CHIEF!!!!!!

[@FPSBoobage]

the 360p really

[@hmshgnn]

After 45 hours playing dayz. i have a AKM and a AK :D

[@silverbro13]

To LMFAO or not to lmfao, that is the question isn't it?

[@qqqvid]

Friggin Funny : )

[@patriciawhitley1552]

like weasel, he's funny

[@TheTaproot5666]

goldy what is that song u play at the end of every vid i must know it sounds so badass

[@ryanmoore6957]

Run Away From Me by Dotexe check the link in the description. You can also get it on MonsterCats Channel.

[@joshuarussell61]

Weasel was nice.

[@rensvanderhoeven9440]

I was there when it happened.

[@andrewhodgson8464]

if you don't remember I just want to know what server you play on and if anyone else knows the server please answer so godly wont have to but someone answer please

[@MrMellek]

i got a real nice pc and i can run every game on ultra settings but when i play dayz my computer makes really much noise even though he can have it it doesnt feel good to me a bit help plz:)

[@locoteddy7928]

Goldy i fucking love you:D -Fan from Finland-

[@PinkyBrick]

Y.A.G B!!!!!

[@andrewhodgson8464]

godly not godly but he is godly

[@thecaptainkik1358]

pop goes the weasel?

[@jaroddescant6327]

Wait what did the red text say it was too small for me to read 13:32

[@masonparks8593]

Darude - Sandstorm

[@odnaZCS]

Server restart

[@bwizm]

You should have gave him one more chance and say to tell his friend and then killed him

[@MDGOrbit]

Jesus Christ lol

[@kdawg2374]

They should go to the same server during the 24 he stream and find his ass and finish what was started

[@imarigrant7263]

Playback error?????

[@blakemahallati72]

Nice

[@vladstarr27]

Idk if I like the new intro (the burning GoldGlove). I think u need something more themed for u. Maybe something dap perish

[@rubenzaragozaarellano6258]

It's 360p, is it going to be streaming tonight?

[@Kyle_919]

I'M SGT BUBBLES AND YOU WILL RESPECT ME

[@soldierwst1]

Yeah wheres Chief.

[@austinthomas551]

lol glody

[@jimsmith3462]

DayZ PS4!!!

[@TheTorturedxX]

What about the second weasel?

[@thebmh9516]

A bit of the old outro whoop whoop

[@Sssmoothy]

holy fuck.. put the volume down on that intro