Spooky pumpkin ghost cookies with cream cheese frosting! Cookies: 1 and 1/2 cups (340g) fresh or canned pumpkin puree 2 cups (375g) all-purpose flour (spooned & leveled) 1 cup almond flour 1 and 1/2 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoons pumpkin pie spice 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon 3/4 cup (12 Tbsp; 170g) unsalted butter, softened to room temperature 1 cup (200g) packed dark brown sugar 1 large egg, at room temperature 2 teaspoons pure maple syrup 1 and 1/2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract Frosting: 3 ounces (85g) full-fat brick lactose free (unless you want borborygmus of your own) cream cheese, softened to room temperature 2 Tablespoons (28g) unsalted butter, softened to room temperature 1 Tablespoon (15ml) pure maple syrup pinch ground cinnamon (about 1/8 teaspoon) Soften Butter (and cream cheese)! Preheat oven to 350°F. ) Blot pumpkin to remove moisture, should be ~1 and ⅓ cup. Whisk the flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, pumpkin pie spice,and cinnamon, together. Using a hand mixer or a stand mixer fitted with paddle attachment, cream the softened butter and both sugars together on medium speed until smooth, about 2 minutes. Add the egg and mix on high until combined, about 1 minute. Scrape down the sides and bottom of the bowl as needed. Add the maple syrup, vanilla, and blotted pumpkin and mix on high until combined. Add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients, then mix on low speed until combined. Scoop or roll cookie dough, around 1.5 Tablespoons of dough per cookie, and place 3 inches apart on the baking sheets. Bake for 14-15 minutes or until edges are slightly browned. Remove from the oven and allow cookies to cool on the baking sheet for 5 minutes before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely. Optional Icing: Beat ingredients, place in plastic sandwich bag, cut a hole in the corner, and pipe onto cookies Optional ghost eyes: shaved chocolate!
@doggfiteАй бұрын
Wow, a new video from HG and a recipe for cookies? Hot damn
@TheBirdThatHeardАй бұрын
Holy crap, I know what Ima be cooking for this halloween party now 👹
@gentlefrug253Ай бұрын
@@HGModernism are the dead going to he happy with this recipe? last time i made it they were kinda upset.. that had.. a speaking stomach as you described in the video
@granddukeadrianАй бұрын
thanks
@TheModdedwarfare3Ай бұрын
You mean scream cheese, right?
@jg2904Ай бұрын
This channel is rapidly becoming one of my favorite places on KZbin.
@TheTuttle99Ай бұрын
Seconded
@q370pАй бұрын
real
@dupisdisasterpiece1058Ай бұрын
Legendary algorithm pull
@leonardoconstantino1540Ай бұрын
Yep she is cute
@gartuxАй бұрын
Absolutely!
@falafelfreakАй бұрын
"As a sufferer of IBS and a lover of all beans" I love and hate that I relate to this
@swankidelicАй бұрын
username checks out
@rippspeckАй бұрын
Man, it's absolutely crazy how riveting this channel is. You have a real talent for keeping things concise, which is rare these days.
@HGModernismАй бұрын
My secret is that I hate editing muhahahaha!
@ray-mc-lАй бұрын
Your cyberpunk witches probably cackle over a cauldron of mountain dew
@doggfiteАй бұрын
@@ray-mc-l G Fuel sponsorship incoming
@ninjalectualxАй бұрын
The witch on Endor probably isn't a real witch, it's probably just a dark side Force user
@HGModernismАй бұрын
If anyone was going to practice gastromancy... it would be Ewoks...
@morvan68mtАй бұрын
An Ewok Sith Lord would be a glorious sight to behold, at least until it force choked you.
@thecannonball34Ай бұрын
I mean witches are real in star wars, and use the force to do their magic. They live on the planet Dathomir, which is where Darth Maul is from. Dathomiri men are gifted martial artists, and the women are all force users.
@leonardpaulsonАй бұрын
@@HGModernismSuch practitioners will often perform an Endorscopy.
@HGModernismАй бұрын
@@thecannonball34 Wait, then what gender is Darth Maul? Kreia was always my favorite witchy sith lord
@realIkeaManАй бұрын
i love that the moose skull is now a permanent fixture. it has found its way into the HGModernism lore
@HGModernismАй бұрын
His name is Jaakko!
@silpheedTandyАй бұрын
the swaying silhouette tree that we see out your window is very, very spooky. i don't know if it was unintentional, or if you actually summoned a wind spirit just for the video, but very cool either way
@WhatShallMyUsernameBeАй бұрын
Your channel is refreshing because I sense that you make videos on topics that you're genuinely interested in, and that you don't just do it for views. Thanks
@TheDrawnatorАй бұрын
I just want to say that I love that you have subtitles to your videos 😊
@RiderZoneCC11 күн бұрын
I have watched 10 of your videos, and I still have no clue what this channel is about. Love it.
@biscuit715Ай бұрын
This is one of my favourite videos yet I think! Love hearing people just talk about things they like
@tj2375Ай бұрын
The reformation is a good example of how something that starts as something probably liberating (from the catholic dogma) can turn into something despotic and radicalized.
@HGModernismАй бұрын
I mean, arguably Martin Luther's goals were admirable, but James's flavor of protestantism was inherited from Henry VIII's purely self-serving divorce motivations. I don't know much about Denmark's religious sway at the time
@jonsiebertАй бұрын
Really liked the reading sections with costumes!
@smort123Ай бұрын
Low cost cosplay vibes
@doggfiteАй бұрын
@@jonsiebert IMO, S tier section of the video catalog. I mean, there are a lot of S tier sections, but still
@GastroparanoidАй бұрын
The production value of this video is great! I like the new back drop and the script reading plus costumes was a nice addition. In the short month or so that I’ve been subscribed your video quality has already seen a very steady increase and you should know that the difference is noticeable!
@lucaigansiАй бұрын
ALL HAIL KZbin'S GREATES GASTROMANCER 🙌🙌
@ninjalectualxАй бұрын
This video made me realize I'm a kittymancer. I ask my cats who's going to win whichever soccer game I'm watching on TV, and I divine their answer from their behavior. They... aren't great at picking the winner 😹
@robakyyАй бұрын
I think I have something interesting for you: there is a YT lecture titled "The Shape of the Soul: The Viking Mind and the Individual", at ~51:00 the guy (Neil Price) talks about a grave of a norse sorceress, and one of the things they found were (possibly) remains of cremations in her stomach. This lecture is from 2012 and I didn't dig deeper, so idk what are the current interpretations and if anything similar was found elsewhere or is talked about in sagas. Also good luck with your channel - hope the rapid success won't be too destructive!
@HGModernismАй бұрын
I just watched, that's incredible!!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXXFaqZ9ZrWGqbMsi=88q71k91rbfPU-xs&t=3048 I wonder how they can tell if something is stomach contents, like just the location on the skeleton? I looked into it briefly and couldn't find further reference to the cremations, but I found a picture of the museum exhibit www.euronews.com/culture/2024/06/26/denmarks-national-museum-explores-the-life-of-the-formidable-viking-sorceress-volva
@GUNUFofficial27 күн бұрын
Ah, so soul vore? *BOTTLE VIOLENTLY CRASHES AGAINST WALL NEXT TO MY HEAD*
@AndromedaCrippsАй бұрын
Loveeeee it ✨✨I need to include Gastromancy in my DnD games now. Also love that production of Macbeth, especially how it’s all in bomb shelter tunnels while the War is on, sooooo suspenseful!! And I too love technowitches. I run a DnD game in which the Shadowfell is a plane of existence which surrounds the Earth and is an echo of man’s progress upon it. It extrapolates and amplifies the progress we’ve made, so the entire land is an enormous city of claustrophobic Baroque and Victorian buildings powered by gas and surrounded by a polluted lifeless wasteland. The populace of shadow elves and undead creatures survive off of the consumption of human emotions, which they harvest Monsters Inc-style from huge Soul Farms in which the souls of dead humans are run through digital simulations designed to incite fear and sorrow that can be harvested for food. Gangs of roving humans sometimes prowl the streets in caravans of vans and horseless carriages, seeking out abandoned buildings in which they can set up their illegal Snthesizers: essentially magical 3-D printers they use to synthesize rare objects and creatures from the simulation farm programs they hack into. Typically they use this to create real living flowers and food animals they sell on the black market, since they cannot be cultivated in the wasteland. The color of your gas lights are a sign of your wealth, with yellow coal flames indicating the poor and bright blue, pink, green, etc lights represent those rich enough to afford the (double entendre) Noble Gases like Argon and Neon. They have no clear government beyond the corporation which runs the simulation farms (the practice is called pathiculture), BUT- and this is why I thought of mentioning this; because of your Hecate idea- there is an entity in the City which employs androids to rebuild buildings, change the construction of streets, lock computer systems, etc. No one has ever seen the one who commands the androids, but intrepid programmers have checked the logs of systems altered by them and found a calling card of sorts- the user that makes these software changes is always raven_queen. This mysterious entity which essentially runs the entire City- and therefore the entire plane of existence- is actually, in a way, the plane itself- the combination of a digital network and magical e earth manifested itself into an intelligent life form- an Artificial Intelligence. A Ghost in the Machine, if you will. If this Shadowfell has any deity, raven_queen is the closest thing to it, creating life in the form of androids to interact with the physical world she can’t touch, and pulling the strings of software across her plane by hacking the e tire network. I thought you might like that, very similar to a Hecate AI!
@HGModernismАй бұрын
Oh I like the gas light tell. Shadowfell feels like the perfect plane to have cyber-noire stories. What I really enjoy about the cyberpunk genre is the contrast between the drab greyness of the world with skies the color of static, and the intense sensory overload of "jacking in". Shadowfell is already a bleak reflection of the real world so that feels like an excellent setting!
@AndromedaCrippsАй бұрын
@@HGModernism Thank you! Oh wow you’ve also just given me such a great idea!!! I have also played the Cyberpunk 2020 TTRPG before, and now I think I need to adapt it and run a game of it in this setting!! I had never thought before about how “jacking in” and netrunners in general are actually quite similar to how my players had to work with sone Synthesizers to matrix-style upload their souls into hacked Simulations and retrieve their loved ones from them. There’s probably a gaspunk analogy for each aspect of Cyberpunk’s mechanics, and it would lend such an edgy and dark feel to that world. Thanks for the idea!!!
@TheChaya9 күн бұрын
Stumbling upon your channel feels like walking into a room with a TV on late at night and discovering a movie you had never seen before, but are now entranced, unable to escape and spellbound to watch it till the end.
@FelixtheHammerАй бұрын
So incredibly glad youtube showed me this channel
@gentlefrug253Ай бұрын
"come right in! i speak to the dead,see the future and know the hidden using my glass magic ball!!" "cool! wheres the ball tho?" "its in my stomach, I ate it!"
@johnkastronis7360Ай бұрын
I can't believe I hadn't heard of gastromancy before, that feels like a major failing of my education. Also, love your top
@rahthreesАй бұрын
There's nothing better than finding small youtube channels that are so good, now I'm binging all of your videos.
@lorddenti3 сағат бұрын
The tree in the window in the back is so spoooky! 😮 Love the video, very interesting topic and lovely presentation! :)
@cakemix09Ай бұрын
Oh hell yeah perfect timing. Another banger video from my new favorite channel :D Aldrich/Gwyndolin spotted lol
@JGuraanАй бұрын
King Saul's bob cut and cop mustache made me lose it
@doggfiteАй бұрын
@@JGuraan how do you do fellow witches
@JoeBorrello27 күн бұрын
My next D&D character is going to be a Gastromancer.
@bathbomber16 күн бұрын
My favorite part of the story is when she freaks out because Samuel actually showed up
@smort123Ай бұрын
12:37 optimistically ignoring the "Burned alive" part
@diabolictom28 күн бұрын
Im seriously glad you exist. Thank you so much for sharing.
@HotHamonaHoagieАй бұрын
Ventriloquists and haruspices are definitely on opposite ends of the nerd-jock spectrum but still hang out together
@HGModernismАй бұрын
Holy shit! I just played Pathologic 1 and didn't realize "haruspex" was a real word!! This wikipedia page has made my day!
@HotHamonaHoagieАй бұрын
@@HGModernism Popular with the romans. One of my favorite words and one of my favorite games!
@hp377Ай бұрын
fascinating topic, loved the ending too 🤣 impeccably done as always !
@zzhowardАй бұрын
Top notch video as always! Thank you!
@ecithgil12 күн бұрын
i am charmed and ever curious about this channel since finding it last night’s binging
@VaxisPraxisАй бұрын
You hair looks soo good in this video.
@GiantcrabzАй бұрын
I'm a dude with short brown hair and I would love locks like these lol
@XXLragequitАй бұрын
The weather matches the video well with the wind howling.
@TVMAN1997Ай бұрын
I have watched all of your videos! You are a great content creator!
@luna1534Ай бұрын
Whats the song you have at the end? Its very pretty
@HGModernismАй бұрын
Gnossienne No.1 by Erik Satie. It's one of my favorite pieces!
@addammaddАй бұрын
This is great and you are great.
@dancoroian1Ай бұрын
Hope you don't mind my saying, I love your hair! That color really suits you, wish I saw it more often...
@TheTuttle99Ай бұрын
I really really enjoy this channel. You're going to blow up huge
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghАй бұрын
Another amazing video! 😄 Hilarious ending. I love when HG rolls a list of sources they pulled from
@monaplysia2853Ай бұрын
So today i discover that Hendry is also acting out roles, with costumes and voices, just like a lil theatre! As a former theatre-kid, I wholeheartedly enjoyed that :D
@forgivingfrequency6212 күн бұрын
Editing this video must have been hilarious. Love your quirky, cute energy 🌈
@BadgerOfTheSeaАй бұрын
So, you were a theater kid huh?
@HGModernismАй бұрын
Musical theater, I live out my dreams in karaoke lounges
@BadgerOfTheSeaАй бұрын
@@HGModernism now if only there was a musical about narwhals
@yawningmarmotАй бұрын
Another banger video! P.S. You might wanna lock exposure or disable face metering so that the exposure doesn't dance around so much :) P.S.S. There also seems to be some frequency flicker here and there, so setting the shutter speed to 1/60 or 1/120 would be best :)
@HGModernismАй бұрын
Oh... I'd want the shutter speed align with the fps? And yeah, I also really need to just get a black-out curtain behind, my camera really struggles with any outside light changes
@yawningmarmotАй бұрын
@@HGModernism Yes, usually it's best to use the shutter speed that's double the fps (so 1/60 for 30p, 1/50 for 25p etc), though I find that for 50/60 fps and up you can also use the shutter speed equal to the fps, especially if you're not slowing down the footage (so for 60p using 1/60 should work just as well as 1/120 for talking head). Hope this helps!
@HGModernismАй бұрын
@@yawningmarmot Great, thanks!!
@guska5523Ай бұрын
I'm a simple man, I see HGModernism, I click
@yoji-_Ай бұрын
So many new characters introduced to the HGMCU in one episode, incredible
@justicesportsman602027 күн бұрын
I just recently found your videos. (3 days ago) and have been watching everything you've made! Great stuff please don't stop making content :D
@justicesportsman602027 күн бұрын
Just noticed that you had WAY LESS subscribers than I expected... You're giving me huge: Angela Collier, Lindsay Nikole and Jenny Nicholson -- vibes. If you happen to not know of one of them check them out. They're the exact "content" I enjoy and might help inspire you if you ever hit the writers block.
@wattihrvolt-pn3pfАй бұрын
Have your heard of ghost in the shell?
@HGModernismАй бұрын
One of my favorite animes!
@viniciusbatista146Ай бұрын
I dont know what this channel is about but im liking
@SkyShroonАй бұрын
came here because u looked pretty, stayed here because the video was interesting 👍
@geko5724Ай бұрын
SUCH a fun watch, i had no idea about gastromancy before this, such a cool thing to learn about! To think that what now makes me embarrassed in lectures was used as a form of witchcraft........
@SILVERF0X1315 күн бұрын
As a fellow IBS sufferer/bean lover, I feel for you
@DimitriLamourАй бұрын
Science trumps witchcraft, E = mc^2, HGmoderizz, back at it again with another banger though.
@HGModernismАй бұрын
Porque no los dos? William Gibson's Neuromancer feels like cyber-witchcraft to me ;)
@ortervesАй бұрын
Any sufficiently advanced technology yada yada
@DimitriLamourАй бұрын
@@HGModernismI’ll shall study these dark arts and see how they compare
@GiantcrabzАй бұрын
Newton was an alchemist, among many other famous scientists being into mysticism
@Guishan_LingyouАй бұрын
Thank you for creating and sharing this. I can't wait to tell my 6 and 8 year old children about ventriloquism's connection to gastromancy.
@theorixluxАй бұрын
You're my favorite fiber optic shaman!
@adamswierczynski8 күн бұрын
Ever since I learned that an alarming number of recipients of heart transplants experience a rapid change in preferences, divorce, abandon their families, remarry the spouses of the donor, and the spouse says its like having a second chance with their dead lover, I can't shake the comparison of surgical medicine to necromancy.
@ferrandiaz4359Ай бұрын
Coffee and cold butter beans is an evil combo
@summonthecatАй бұрын
That last comment on cyber witches, check out Warhammer, it's a goldmine for that stuff. Great video as always, and my Gastromancy return swiftly.
@neutrongarbageАй бұрын
You're great
@Parallax3599Ай бұрын
I loved this video! Thank you for it. I just wanted to point out that at 7:35 this is less a contradiction and more a translational / contextual misunderstanding. Dan Fefferman on the Hermeneutics StackExchange explains this really well, but the TL;DR is that 1Chr10:14 is really in reference to Saul seeking a medium, and not saying he never inquired of God. I'll also point out that other, more academic versions of the Bible better account for this. Anyhow, here's what Fefferman had to say: >..."Translators are divided as to whether the words "did not" should be preceded by "and," "but" or "instead of/rather than." The OP presumes that "did not inquire of the LORD" means that Saul did not inquire of Him at any time, especially in 1 Sam. 28:6. However the phrase can be understood to refer only to the particular time when Saul inquired of the "familiar spirit" (also translated "ghost")." >..."In addition to28:6, Samuel is clear that Saul did both inquire and receive an answer from the LORD on one other occasion: 1 Samuel 14:41" >..."On yet another occasion (1 Samuel 14:37) Saul inquired of the LORD but received no answer, and as the OP mentioned there is also a general statement about the LORD not answering him in 1 Sam. 28:6." >"Conclusion: 1 Chron. 10:14 can be understood to mean that Saul sinned specifically when he consulted the a familiar spirit instead of inquiring of the LORD, rather than that he never inquired of the LORD. He did in fact inquire previously several times and received an answer at least once. Because 1 Chron. does not claim that Saul never inquired of the LORD, the two verses mentioned in the OP are not contradictory."
@gdutfulkbhh7537Ай бұрын
Gastromancer! I love it... you couldn't make this up! (Although, evidently, somebody did...)
@london_vivereАй бұрын
yo that intro thing with wikipedia was fire!!!
@ortervesАй бұрын
5:59 dang it up to this point I was just listening, now I have to watch.
@__-vb3htАй бұрын
I think a bit of context that is missing with the Saul and Samuel story, is that while Samuel anointed Saul as king, he did so reluctantly. Before, there were only judges who were informal authorities, consulted only in times of war or for tough legal decisions. But there was no permanent government. Then the people went to the prophet Samuel demanding to get a king and a standing army, in order to be just like the surrounding nations. Samuel is furious and tells them how it's a stupid idea. Later he cries out to God, who agrees with him and goes so far as to say it is that it is not Samuels advice the people have rejected, but Gods authority itself. God asks Samuel to tell the people that they can have a king if they want, but it'll be horrible, he'll send the young men off to war, collect taxes, and just generally abuse his power. And the people are like "yeah, yeah, cool, that sounds exactly like what we had in mind, can we please have that?" And then Samuel declares Saul king and the age of kings begins. Beside the puzzling story about Saul who is rebuked for not having consulted the Lord after having done just that, there is another similar story of a king asking prophets for advice on going to war. Ahab wants to attack a neighbouring nation, and asks 400 people who are called "prophets" in the text. All of them say that he will surely win if he fights. Then another king allied with Ahab asks if there isn't also a "prophet of YHWH" they could ask, and Ahab straight up says "there is, but I didn't ask his opinion because I know him, and know he would be opposed". Ahab then lets himself be talked into hearing out the prophet Micaiah after all, who tells him that if he goes to war, he'll die, and that is meant to be. Furious, the king has the prophet jailed, goes to war, and sure enough he is hit by an arrow and dies. It's a more straightforward tale, and even if one doesn't believe the supernatural elements, it has something important to say about leaders who surround themselves with sycophants and consciously refuse to engage with criticism. Which, just like limiting access to something you're using yourself, is entirely unrelated to anything happening in politics today
@CherieBloodАй бұрын
Eric Cartman? Is that you? Also Great video very Intresting
@ZhijingEuАй бұрын
Missed opportunity to end the video with gurgling stomach noises.
@nyet_maker794811 күн бұрын
5:40 guns, drugs, abortions? This applies to so much and to all sides of the political spectrum, love it
@Marijnvdm01Ай бұрын
HG I beg of you please read Federici's Caliban and the Witch
@GiantcrabzАй бұрын
classic book
@RockCartelАй бұрын
Loving the channel. I'd like to contribute (pay) to support your future videos. You deserve sponsorship. If you have time, start a 2nd channel with a less formal structure, perhaps just some place you can ramble. I'll watch it all. Keep up the great work.
@RockCartelАй бұрын
To clarify, support via a patron fan like thing.
@doggfiteАй бұрын
@@RockCartel I commented that I would pay for an elevated patron tier that included regular short religious story enactments along the same budgetary constraints as this video. Lol
@HGModernismАй бұрын
I would really enjoy a patreon at some point. I have some prototype mystery games that would be really fun to share, and I'd really enjoy a space to discuss all these topics in greater depth. Maybe once my channel gets a bit bigger, it feels presumptuous at the moment.
@doggfiteАй бұрын
@@HGModernism Eh, go for it, no partial assing 😜 Just don't worry about pushing it it if you don't need to depend on it. I was the only patron from another channel, Just Tool Basics, for a couple years, he had maybe 5k subs and put out a video every month or so, iirc. He even had merch and I bought a shirt lol. He got busy with work and had to move on from doing KZbin, but you are already dedicating quite a bit more time and effort than he, probably, was. So, if people want to click through and look at your links and want to kick you a couple bucks, who are you to deny them the pleasure? :p Alternatively, you could always link another one-time (and potentially fee-free) payment system of choice, I'm sure I'm not the only one who happily yield the means of hot bean juice production vis a vis 5 dollars.
@RockCartelАй бұрын
@@HGModernism I wouldn't think of it as presumptuous. Personally I like to support things that are small to help them grow and succeed.
@_NEPO_28 күн бұрын
Cyberpunk really plays into the whole "Cybermancy" idea pretty well. Personally, I love their concept of the Internet, how rouge AIs are treated as ghosts, demons to be summoned, or gods to converse with. If i remember correctly..a story goes, a powerful netrunner was accidentally killed while plugged in to the net and her consciousness continued to exist on the net. Over time she realized she was no longer bound to the physical world, and became what i could only describe as a god of cyberspace. An intelligence so vast, it dwarfs what any meatbrain could even dream of dreaming. Edit:also ur vids are great, really helping me stay occupied while i rot
@heinzaballoo3278Ай бұрын
For anyone wanting to learn more about the Witch Hunts i highly recommend the episode "Witch hunts: The medieval conspiracy that just won't die" from the podcast "Don't drink the milk" They travel around Europe talking to experts, learning about the lives of the women who were killed.
@insidejoke322321 күн бұрын
This is so fascinating, I need to learn more! I wonder how one became a gastromancer, like did someone have indigestion one day and people told them, "better take care of the demon inside you." Did gastromancers eat certain foods because they thought it appeased the spirits, would they avoid certain foods because they believe it antagonized the spirits? Everyone (or mostly everyone, I shouldn't generalize) makes occasional stomach sounds so how did one differentiate between "oh my friend ate something earlier" and "there is a dead person inside my friend speaking to me"???
@shawn576Ай бұрын
You have the nicest hair I've ever seen. I suspect witchcraft.
@faizfrez2729Ай бұрын
You're also a witch with how often you can change your hairstyles
@piripiroАй бұрын
5:45 do you have any idea how little (sadly) that narrows it down??
@doggfiteАй бұрын
Would you believe I don't even have notifications turned on? I just happened to open my app and look at my feed a few minutes after you posted lol Gastromancy? Where have i heard that before? Hmmm lol
@HGModernismАй бұрын
I had to fully re-record this one to fix all the audio issues... The original only had ~200 views so hopefully it's worth it haha
@doggfiteАй бұрын
@@HGModernismloved it, very good compromise to your issues with the original video while keeping the charm especially with the AAA budget acting :) Great idea considering the seasonality too! Also, I'm glad you brought back the intro! Looks like you might already be over the 200 lol
@ounayec7524Ай бұрын
"Whitch does not exist" is such a chad move
@clownform16 күн бұрын
"reply hazy try again later" the i ching has a reading that specifies that over-asking the oracle is importunity and will get no results. i think i subscribe to this position on oracles. desperate divination is counterproductive
@loudestkidАй бұрын
Costumes were awesome! 😂
@RobertKavanagh13 күн бұрын
Bonus request sounds a bit like the Omnissiah.
@basedokadaizoАй бұрын
5:37 OH PREAAAACH 🙏🙏
@coltonwesley4460Ай бұрын
I was today years old when I learned that Borborygmus was not just a Magic card.
@craigh523615 күн бұрын
That last bit you just described Techpriests from Warhammer 40k
@ArthurKhazbsАй бұрын
Yes, your honor, sacrificing the beans was essential to the ritual's success
@nobodygh4 күн бұрын
The narrative in 1 Samuel 28 has the witch of Endor being surprised when she actually saw Samuel. As a Christian, I interpret this that the witch of Endor was a charlatan (maybe a gastromancer, maybe not), who was surprised that a spirit actually got summoned during her act. Also the "not enquired of the Lord" must be seen in the greater context. The events of 1 Samuel 28 is not the first instance where Saul was disobedient towards God. He was warned, and warned, and finally cut off. As we know, repentance is always an option with the God of the Bible. Instead of repenting when God did not give an answer, Saul doubled down in sin and went to see a witch. That is why Chronicles goes with "not enquired of the Lord," Saul had the option to repent, which he didn't do.
@oHiMi133726 күн бұрын
I'm sorry if you already said it somewhere and I just didn't find it but what's the name of the song playing in the intro? Thank you very much for your answer. 🙏
@CheetahD69420Ай бұрын
awesome video ❤
@CoolPorygonАй бұрын
is that a Sleep No More mask?
@Bob_LennartАй бұрын
Very cool, but lesbomancy is still my favourite form of magic
@weeb3277Ай бұрын
8:35 yeah but do you know why they were forced to convert to christianity?
@simonmeadows7961Ай бұрын
All witches are made cooler with the addition of a moose skull. It was great that you were able to rope in some of your friends to help act out those scenes. Though I confess I don't understand why King Saul had dark hair and white moustache. Did he run out of Just For Men before doing the facial hair?
@HGModernismАй бұрын
Hey, don't make fun of my buddy Brad. He was just born that way, white moustache and all...
@GoldenBeholden8 күн бұрын
You have a unique cadence.
@JackDrewittАй бұрын
My favourite witch is mother shipton, her cool cave still turns things to stone
@lifelover69Ай бұрын
i really like this video (i swear i am not under torture)
@lowlyworm9323Ай бұрын
so IBS baddies are as old as time, is what I’m hearing