The Stupidest Way To Defeat The Wand Connoisseur - Noita

[@theguy2537]

i awake specifically for this funny wand connoisseur murder

[@saadgoumri3200]

bro got polyporphed mid battle a wizards worst nightmare

[@Contextallion]

a wizard's second worst nightmare

[@saadgoumri3200]

@@Contextallion what's the worst

[@domilksauce2995]

Whats worst

[@ObadiahtheSlim]

@@saadgoumri3200 I imagine Testicular Torsion or Greater Ovarian Cyst.

[@Contextallion]

@@ObadiahtheSlim @domilksauce2995 @saadgoumri3200 the true greatest fear is panicking

[@rocko7x]

I was just wonderin' where the funny noita guy was .. not super practical but worked and brought back memories of bridgeboss cheese thanks for sharing!

[@remnai4615]

THE CONTEXT MAN HAS RETURNED (for about five minutes) this is just the noita equivalent of the card draw circle in uno. someone's gonna die and we'll figure it out in five minutes not really surprised this worked tho given how stupid noita in general looks from being able to cast a literal wall of saws I CAST THE WOLV-

[@flassmaximusgaming9950]

what a fight! kek. hope things are going well mate!

[@micahspates4063]

1 more chance suurrrre.😂

[@sauceman-dv3lf]

Wh- why are peapole acting lime this is a cheese??? You can littarly kill it with sawblades

[@Contextallion]

because the funniest ways are often the most sought after, so eating so much that you literally explode the boss to death is hilarious

[@necromaster998]

This is the overeating explosion? And you stacked multiple extra lives so you could use it as an AOE?

[@Contextallion]

yes :)

[@dustyman3737]

Can't you use ambrosia to not take damage from being to full

[@Contextallion]

technically yes, but that's boring and significantly more difficult to properly position

[@dustyman3737]

@@Contextallion I think it's the only way you could realistically pull it off (without cheating) maybe if the whole area was flooded with ambrosia with mimicium and you were constantly ambrosia'd and you keep drinking ambrosia or something

[@Contextallion]

@@dustyman3737 no, you can realistically achieve 100 extra lives using broken reroll machines and parallel worlds

[@dustyman3737]

@@Contextallion I mean that you did and who would spend that amount of time just to squidward I just saying a potentially easier way. Although it may not work since drinking ambrosia makes you vomit so idk.

[@Contextallion]

@@dustyman3737 Actually, sea of mimicium removes the necessity of bringing and prepping multiply potions, and since squid man is immune to stains it makes this strategy completely viable for killing him. Oh my gosh. We can actually do the eat crap and die method for killing him.

[@caps_lock]

how the hell did you get a potion that full

[@Contextallion]

cheating

[@caps_lock]

@@Contextallion but then this isnt possible without cheating is it? you needed like 50 explosions which you cant get with four potions

[@Contextallion]

@@caps_lock you do realize that your inventory isn't the only place potions can be stored. Also each potion gives 10 explosions worth of material (as long as your character doesn't vomit, which will only happen if you consume specific materials) so realistically you'd need 5 - 6 potions which is honestly not that difficult to set up beforehand

[@Contextallion]

@@caps_lock also on a more important note I feel like the extra 50+ lives is the more unrealistic part of this since that requires a minimum of 7 extra parallel worlds

[@caps_lock]

@@Contextallion fair! makes it even more of a pain in the ass to do without cheating though LOL

[@ocomolinaehain1795]

Okay but… what happened?

[@Contextallion]

I quite literally ate crap and died over 20 times