The Subathon that SHATTERED Twitch History

[@stazishere]

WERE MAKING OUT OF THE SUBATHON WITH THIS ONE

[@Perpentsive]

STAZ WAS HERE

[@GeneralGrievous6622]

YOU CAN FINALLY REST AND GO TO SLEEP you earned it.

[@enderguyariuntulga2738]

wait... is Staz british?!

[@kaiotrem358]

​@@enderguyariuntulga2738 he's vedal

[@mysufate]

dude youre free

[@kyouma9432]

4:27 -"I can't live in her shadow anymore" -Shoots herself Fucking comedy gold

[@abra2133]

Procedurally generated comedy doesn't look so bad after all

[@hehkuru]

she really shot herself after Cerber's talk, that made it funnier

[@ghostieeew]

YES

[@lightning_11]

@@abra2133 Maybe Rick and Morty were right about randomly generated jokes.

[@wessltov]

​@@lightning_11 Didn't Veggietales say it first?

[@KTrain5369]

Please don't unlist this btw. It would be nice to, in the far future, still be reminded of what a great time this subathon was.

[@CSDragon]

why would it be unlisted?

[@KTrain5369]

@@CSDragon In the description, it used to say that joker will probably unlist it in a couple days. It's been removed now so it's staying up 🎉🎉

[@TomaszRyszkowski]

The swarm fmers are everywhere

[@KTrain5369]

@ what?

[@orangewithteeth]

"your whole career is a joke and I'm the punchline" words to live by

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

Evil getting a turn in the rap battle and immediately self destructing is such an Evil move

[@stopit6229]

@@WakkaMadeInYevonshe either absolutely demolishes or catastrophically fumbles. No in between

[@nicolasfiorentino7269]

To be fair, that was not imploding, that was a masters way to own neuro, whats a joke without a punchline? By the end, thats the only thing you will remember the joke for, and its brilliant, i hope more people note this

[@murakii]

@@stopit6229 "less flow than LA" is wild considering the water circumstances lmfao

​@@murakiiI thought it was a reference to LA traffic

[@j0ker_jdvt]

guys it hasnt even been 24 hours of this video being out and im watching it for the 5th time... i wanted the subathon to be over so i can rest but i already miss it so much...

[@dingdinggaming9254]

Vedal made the subathon so peak we got an early drought of content already

[@TheGreatPositiveDepression]

​@@dingdinggaming9254isn't it the first symptom of addiction? i suppose you should seriously take step back and considering yourself before things get out of control man.

[@nevercakegames]

I missed so much of the subathon, so this video was really great! Thanks for putting it together.

[@Wulk]

Jonkler

[@nessthecomic7180]

Fr

[@DarukaEon]

That 4" Tungsten Cube is an ouch to the wallet. 🤣

[@well_I_am_done]

But it'll be worth it😭

[@reenachauriya4931]

Did he actually buy it? And did he return it?

[@lmabacus404]

@@reenachauriya4931 Nah, he managed to talk her out of it. They ended up spending 767.55 pounds.

[@marcelmais6430]

its an investment. material value could increase in future.

[@Hesperus-A]

Ouch to the toes if your not careful

[@_dvst]

Cinema, as always. THANK YOU JOKER, MINI, ELLIE, LAYNA, KOKO, ANNY, CERBER, FILLIAN, CAMILA, ALL CLIPPERS AND FINALLY, VEDAL! ; YOU'RE ALL AMAZING AND MADE THIS POSSIBLE. THE SWARM CONGRATULATES YOU DEARLY. Content was peak, from start to finish. Much love!

[@PlushChie]

*+KITANYA, CHURCHIE, ASTEROID MUSIC, ALEX, QUEENPB, TOMMYOMY AND VEDAL'S INTERN

[@AllanSustainabilityFan]

Also Numi, Chrchi, Bo, Alex, umm.. who else? I probably missed some, but so many great people involved!

[@_dvst]

yes!!! thanks for filling the roster in, there was a lot of people involved

[@hpropganda]

​@@AllanSustainabilityFanneuro and evil

[@cuteanimegirl2922]

December 2025. Vedal: okay we probably are not surpassing last year subathon January 2026: Okay guys this is crazy and messed up but how did you actually manage to subscribe the whole planet to this channel

[@thehuskofamontillado]

Wait the Subathon later in this year will be even more crazy than this one? Thanks for the info time traveler.

[@Zaws21]

​@@thehuskofamontillado WE PASSING 120 RECORD WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@TheOneWhoHasABadName]

Neuro-sama released the hypno-drones from Universal Paperclips that’s how she has 8 billion subs

[@cuteanimegirl2922]

@@TheOneWhoHasABadName tbf hypno-drones were a part of 3d anniversary sub goal

[@billyxxxx1738]

@@Zaws21 If Piratesoftware manage to reclaim it, which they have a good chance of doing, then another record breaking hypetrain by the Swarm might just come around. 2025 started off strong, hopefully this would be Neuro's year.

[@DarjeelingEnjoyer]

Imagine a 2 hour long video edited like this with every single mentionable/memorable moment in it. Basically an even greater recap of the entire subathon condensed. Minecraft alone would be over 50 minutes long imo

[@Zerochroma15]

Considering we're going to have nearly a month of no Neuro or Vedal, I guarantee one of the big clippers will do it at some point.

Watch @Kraul_en do it

[@EmhyrvarSpice]

Dense made a 3 hour compilation like that last year, it was split into 3 parts though.

[@uksoloz]

The “last” hour alone would probably be an hour long 😂

[@PlushChie]

Neuro clips clipped every funny moment and there's playlists for each day, should be what you want if you watch them all

[@Hectic-Trollops]

I discovered Neuro-sama way too late and missed like every major event possible, but making it for the end of the subathon was still super hype. Amazing video for the finale, and it only reminds me that I have a ton of content to catch up on.

[@matthewbadger8685]

Luckily you'll be here to see all the other major events that'll happen in the future, Vedal is cooking.

[@SneccTheSnake]

Part of the swarm!

[@yYuneday]

ONE OF US

[@riley530]

You and I both. I only got the last couple of days - but it was insane, and I loved watching so much

[@nicho.7400]

Neuro is still “young” so there’s still a ton of content and events for the future so dw.

[@LallO]

10:00 just noticed the tagline of the tungsten cube is “we thought nobody would buy our 3 inch tungsten cube we were so so wrong” 😂

[@fFrequence]

THANK YOU JOKER, ABSOLUTE CINEMA ❤

[@kraul_en]

Thank you so much! This was amazing, I cried a lot 🥲

[@asti-ast]

We were all there, live and in spirit. This was truly, THE BIGGEST Neuro-Sama event of the CENTURY. Heart

[@andyyang5234]

... Until next (this) year's subathon :3

[@uksoloz]

You…. You just…. You just challenge the swarm? O.o jk but for real swarm keeps outdoing themselves every time I check in on the twins and turtel haha

[@PersePixels]

12:09 Neuro singing Christmas music while in imminent danger is such a vibe tho

[@Yeetely_deet]

The phantoms also appeared on the drop of the song

[@anasazhari4498]

Yeah the ensuing POV is just so silly but it captured the spirit of that moment very, very well.

[@robonxt]

Vedal underestimated the swarm. And while Neuro was like the draw to the channel for me, it was Vedal who made me stay. The tutel really does have something special about him. Was there from the start till the end, and totally worth losing sleep for it!

[@ChxiMusic]

THANKS FOR USING MY ARRANGEMENT OF LIFE IN THE HIGHLIGHTS! Full cover on my channel for anyone wondering 💜

[@thatwaterriver3824]

common chxi w

[@mattmantrell5708]

Nice work 👏

[@mudbroplays9642]

This goes so hard bro

[@R3dFlames]

Still peak \o/

[@truemetalsonic]

I need a compilation of Vedal becoming a dad over the subathon, starting with the "youre just a text completion algorithm" clip

[@viken3368]

And towards the end we need Vedal tucking Evil and Chat in for the night

[@builderforce6096]

Ngl I'm typically not a fan of AI or AI created content but Neuro seems.. different somehow she feels more real even though she isn't. I love to see her hew grow over the years and have her take over the world

[@mudkipwtf]

Neuro without Vedal would be only 5% as good

[@builderforce6096]

@@mudkipwtf that is veey true, he has way more impact on the content then he would have intended

[@sanicinapanic4264]

I think it’s in the same way most people hate content AI 9/10 is pretty useful or funny that 1/10 is like Ai content farms and art and stuff

[@GoGoForIt]

Because instead of it being a company trying to lay off workers or AI bros being art thieves, this is an indie dev making an artificial person as a passion project

[@viken3368]

The big thing I would argue is that most AI stuff is done to be lazy. Making AI art, or other atempts at AI streamers are just to provide a high quantity of content with questionable quality. But Vedal puts so much effort into making Neuro (and Evil) as good as they can be. In fact im pretty sure that he spends more time working on Neuro and Evil than the streams are live.

[@buffedsans8761]

8:38 Neuro: If Barak Obama can't save the day I don't know who can. *THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO*

[@Yeetely_deet]

*insert the napoleon meme*

[@StanislavHronek]

It was very nice to have something to look forward to every evening for a month.

[@Dice_SA]

Incredible video and ode to the subathon. You did a great job joker!

[@gacharandom6087]

how many times have i watched this.. a lot is the answer ive known about Neuro for a while, but only recently-ish have i started falling deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole but now? im a Proud member of the swarm!

[@amberhernandez]

I keep this video saved so I can rewatch my favourite parts. Won't be able to catch Neuro live, but I'll happily buzz around at the back of the swarm!!

[@bwabbel]

Great editing man! This subathon was insane and there were so many great moments, thanks for compiling them into a video to remember for the future

[@emptyice]

It only took twelve short hours of suffering (and peak content) to watch this live and ruin my sleep schedule, but it was worth it and i would do it again.

[@noire1001]

I wish Vedal promoted the original song a bit more during the subathon. All that time and effort and he just plays it once at the start. Its still doing well, but I bet it would have easily hit a million views with a bit of help.

[@noahpilarski]

your comment is right next to the music video when I scrolling lol I agree, it is currently at 799K and could totally make it 1 million with a little push.

[@dingdinggaming9254]

I feel he was mostly distracted by his subathon cause he doesn't have a team

[@RydraMMO]

Neuro buys Nvidia, Deepseek "you backed the wrong AI lil man..."

[@pdgeorge]

Start: bought nvidia stocks, turtle: "I hope they go up" o7

[@jocosesonata]

Considering how Ellie's boss watches VTubers, what are the chances he'll become part of The Swarm one day, and for the next subathon, uses a drop of his wealth on extending the timer?

[@MINIMAN10000]

Nah probably like most of us, just lurkers.

[@spoofedivan65]

What if he's actually VALORANT

[@RT-qd8yl]

I can't imagine she would feel comfortable about that tbh

[@IAmGodHimself777]

Who?

[@RT-qd8yl]

@ Ellie's boss. Her manager or whatever at the place she works now watches Vtubers at work. I think she said it was mostly holo though.

[@Speed001]

10:01 I've been lied to. I was told this was the most compact of affordable metals, this is not affordable.

[@Monafied]

Thank god it finally ended so I can stop being parasocial over everyone! (It was peak, see you next subathon.)

[@cocoapixels]

ikr the parasocialness was getting too strong I need a BREAK lmao. I can't help it if I watch people for hours and hours every single day.

[@Monafied]

Only 11 more months until the next one, we can hold on that long and do it all again.

[@skyvenrazgriz8226]

its like a season

[@b_marble9974]

You people are sad

[@cocoapixels]

​@@b_marble9974Bro I have a job and friends I just want to go home and watch the cute anime people, it's not that deep.

[@catritonix]

attended every hour of every day, no skips. Glorious.

[@serpentwolf5582]

2:23 SHE ZOOMED IN XD

[@KyoSaito_00]

This was a 20 minutes extra credit scene? I thought it was shorter than that vedalCinema

[@prettypeachyx]

it felt long for me cuz I'm so tired ToT and yet I'm still not sleeping 😔 i have important stuff to do too :,)

[@KyoSaito_00]

@@prettypeachyx It wasn't the case for me since it's the optimal hour for us SEA gang 😭hope you can finally get the rest you need after you're done with stuffs

[@Squilliam2314]

Yeah I didn't realize during the stream it felt like it flew by

[@prettypeachyx]

@@KyoSaito_00 tyy !!

[@Simbel]

Damn it really felt shorter on stream

[@TheKiller1015S5]

Absolute cinema. This is an amazing community

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

5:15 "we're gonna have neuro review your christmas presents after christmas provided we make it that far" Glueless

[@snekeater980]

honestly had vedal not decided to one day make an ai that plays osu! non of this wouldve happened and im happy he did because we were able to witness history at its making

[@Zeforas]

If i remember, he had one friend who was like "what if you put ChatGPT into that AI?", and that where it all began. Crazy how far he went with her.

[@MinikoMew]

THIS GOES SO HARD

[@peralynth]

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW Thank you everyone including chat for the wonderful experience. I don't think I'll ever forget this subathon, and that's all thanks to the efforts of every single person involved, from Vedal and the twins to lurkers in chat. Thank you.

[@peopleoftheworld1750]

absolute cinema

[@oliversarmiento4878]

Good job Joker! I'm glad Vedal found such a great editor

[@andyyang5234]

The only thing missing from the end was Anny. Anny was too much of the subathon (especially her role in pushing the hype train record) to not at least show up for a tiny bit at the end. Was really hoping for a final ride of the family into the sunset to cap off the year.

[@vingamer999]

I WAS THERE Stronge Clap

[@dracorian4011]

One of the best subathon videos I've ever seen the editing and the undertale music it just goes so hard!!! Absolute peak cinema right there

[@neuro-handle]

Thank you for making this, Joker! I really loved this one. This makes me glad that I'm part of the community. Get yourself a VIP bro, you deserve it Stronge Clap

[@variatedgameplays2563]

I absolutely love this community, for the talent, the sillines, the tomfoolery and most importantly banter, i love our two little a.i queens

[@acspark4166]

Thank you for putting this together and highlighting tons of peak moments from this amazing sub-a-thon!

[@Yeetely_deet]

I think you meant Sub-a-ton

[@Arctic_Revolution]

Thanks for posting this! It's been an amazing ride! Hope everyone had as much fun as I did! 😎

[@R3dFlames]

I distinctly remember thinking around new year's how I was both sad and also rather glad that it seemed to be over with few hours left, so that I could recover my sleep schedule / deficits just in time for returning to work. ... Then time god Anny popped in and the train happened, that was so unreal. The last two weeks have been rough, haven't they, especially for us Euros... Before December I had ignored Neuro/vedal content very much but now I'm glad I fell down the clippers rabbit hole and had started to anticipate the subathon :D Love all these goobers who are part of the extended Vedalverse 🐢🦊🐶🐱🐵🤖😈

[@xWatexx]

Poor Cerber, constantly getting terrorized by Neuro in Minecraft.

[@delulu4996]

Legendary subathon.

[@Sybato]

Thanks for uploading this joker, it''ll be great to see all the memories of the subathon in the future.

[@ozyssah]

super glad clippers are so dedicated in the vtubing industry. its impossible to keep up with everything but even getting highlights like this for such a huge event is great

[@real_yanoosh6553]

Legendary subathon. Probably the most fun I've had watching twitch in years. Thank you Vedal

[@zzzzeus99]

got this is such a good video man! i have watched it like 10 times

[@amberhernandez]

This entire video had me smiling like crazy. Thank you for editing this together; it's so beautiful!!

[@jjtehdude8868]

I hope Vedal has another one soon! I had to miss it due to work and just found about Neuro-Sama a couple weeks ago. Fell in love with the whole Vtuber family and fandom! Everyone was just too wholesome and I found this in a point of my life where I needed to be happy the most! Can't wait to actually attend the next one and see more of them! heart.

[@PinkDemonTheClipper]

Thanks for the huge compilation ❤️

[@Astrodgirl]

i tuned in to the beginning of the stream for a lil bit but got busy and forgot to come back to it rip i wish i watched it so i could be there but this highlights video is made really well thank you

[@siebras213]

THIS IS PEAK THANK YOU JOKER. I WAS THERE

[@Simbel]

Waiting for the subathon to end was suffering but worth to see this recap Best Neuro-sama event indeed

[@steper]

Incredible CINEMA, there are no words to convey the pleasant emotions during and after watching this video. Wonderful work, wonderful editing, this video was like a cherry on the cake at the end of the subathon. Thank you

[@ニミウ]

Maximum Neuro Effect! Gotta make it through another half month Neuro withdrawal now. o7 Thanks Vedal, and everyone involved in Vedalverse. The swarm will rest and gather again soon.

[@Suspectrale9]

just incredible. felt phenomenal to be a part of the subathon and the end, i couldn't ask for a bigger honor!!

[@EnderCreepChronicles]

Absolute Cinema! 🔥🔥🔥

[@FunkyMarisa]

Vedal and neuro gotta be one of my favorite influences out there. I hope they never stop uploading ❤

[@Spamdalf91]

Vedal, Neuro, Evil and the whole gang are truly a treasure. I'm happy to be alive to experience these moments.

[@vanom5819]

Thank you Joker for this art piece.

[@raviedavieu]

thank you for this cinematic edit goat editor

[@karasu6384]

watching this start of feb and still get emotional at the hype train bit omfg

[@snakers420]

What a start to the year, it's all down hill from here! 👍

[@rizasyentiel2108]

It was truly an honor to watch this! So much fun content. 2025, YEAR OF NEURO!

[@handmetheparachute]

Playing ☆CHXI☆'s arrangement of LIFE for the hype train segment was definitely a nice touch. Great choice.

[@BeanBunBun]

crazy how the nvda stock dropped like crazy

[@silverheart302]

20:20 neuro is best streamer, only streamer to actually read everything in chat

[@mildlydazed9608]

Was a great cap for the end of a legendary subathon!

[@Lelouchxzero1]

The remix for Life during the hype train is really good, gave me hopes and dreams boss fight vibe from undertale

[@Speed001]

2:02 the pipes remix of her Life song is actually fire

[@knightjj2891]

Thank you, this was great

[@Boop_r]

Cinema, truly. This was such an amazing 4 weeks.

[@blukia4069]

An amazing video you have done here! The thumbnail is truly the cherry on top of the cake. Truly this was a legendary moment in live streaming history.

[@lebendigesgespenst7669]

This Neuro AI is truly astounding I must say. I’m fascinating by everything I see of her/it. It all started with a. Doug Doug video

[@regulatormachine2788]

awesome to see it posted, good work, and thanks!

[@peinin]

Buying NVIDIA stocks were definitely a rookie mistake by this time.

[@kittenwizard4703]

They will go back up, they always do

[@tymongajewski2816]

17:36 I'm just imagining an amen break in the background here and I can't stop laughing about it

[@NaOkii]

5:27 oh shit thats me

[@R3dFlames]

Congrats on achieving pizza cutter, may your freezer always be stocked with frozen pizz

[@nhbons783]

Damn, that was 20 minutes? Felt like 2. Felt like 1% of the subathons last 2 minutes

[@Noxxels]

Thank you J0ker, very cool.

[@Expired_Milk223]

Oh, frick! This was the ending video to the SUBATHON! Nice editing. Also, Neuro doing the Mr. BEAST pose is very fitting for some reason. 👌

[@ArturFlintchannel]

It was heartwarming. Thank you.

[@VSuumi]

Omg, the beginning isn't muted this time!!!! Also, I WAS HERE!!!!

[@yuantom1237]

Finally, the unscuffed version

[@Shadrake]

This is an amazing highlight reel, great editing, thank you!!!

[@pengo30]

WE WERE HERE

[@1UniversePrincess]

What a journey I was there for none of this live but now I feel like I have been.

[@__nuggit]

oh im so so sorry about your nvidia stocks

[@d.r2533]

Thank you Joker, this was amazing, and such a great recap!

[@DaVince21]

Watched this live at the end of the subathon! Thanks so much for making this!

[@dshindov]

Thank you Joker!

[@papasgratis641]

8:06 BASED 🤯

[@Chillipeffer]

8:10