Joey Diaz on Crack and Weed in the 80s

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[@browneyes2100]

I love how Joey always starts his stories by giving you his address 😄

[@jakefry6919]

"It was the summer of 1985"😂😂

[@pigmilkmusicfarm]

Also "lemme tell ya sumthin"

[@meyerl.5731]

“Lemme tell you this Joe Rogan, i was in north bergen”

[@ceejuschrist658]

i swear he knows every fucking street in new york

[@aldworth33]

@@ceejuschrist658 it's not hard, 3rd street, west 9th street, 122nd street... try in the uk when we actually bother to name streets

[@eviltwin3219]

After a long day, listening to Joey talk is relaxing

[@eviltwin3219]

Appreciate all the likes

[@Retunto]

Literally

[@cookingman8709]

Its been a long, relaxing day of listening to Joey talk

[@Cosmic.mamii0529]

Same

[@FreddyD177]

I need to listen to him before a long day to get thru the long day lol

[@frankthewrench340]

"Yeah I tried crack" -"How was it?" "2002!" 5:00

[@LThaPunisha]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pumpkinman5954]

Wow!

[@zee4208]

Throwback crack

[@tylermatthews808]

I noticed that too 😆😂🤣

[@gazzz-yz7xc]

The way he looked up and said “2002”

[@oneleggyboi]

joey isn’t lying. people who haven’t been apart of the drug life dont really realize how out of control that life is. the amount of really weird scary fucked up shit most of us have witnessed is just unbelievable man.

[@Padge112]

I buried a lot but reading that made me look back. NEVER LOOK BACK!

[@kami-kazi]

Amen

[@nikscott6644]

Fr

[@enriquecastillo3729]

Tell me more ...please

[@enriquecastillo3729]

@@Padge112 every has demons

[@SebsBeenHere]

“No, no, no, cigarettes are a bad habit, you’re fucking smoking crack in my car!” 😂

[@kylejarvis2517]

Hahaha😂😂

[@Original_Syn]

Joey has got to be the only person who has kicked their crack habit by switching to coke.

[@MICRSCP]

I kicked mine by switching to meth

[@dreamingoffall7694]

@@MICRSCP I never understand the attraction to crack. The high is over so fast but meth can last hours. I quit 16 years ago but I stayed up 8 days off meth once.

[@gabrielbecker3532]

False I smoked crack for 2 years only do toot now

[@deagle2yadome696]

@@gabrielbecker3532 what the hell is toot, meth?

[@weaksignal8009]

@@deagle2yadome696 yayo, toot->coke

[@obioraabiakam1604]

The way he causally said he smoked crack for 6 weeks had me CRACKING up 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@lion2535]

Very poor choice of words

[@jacosteyn9031]

7:47

[@ActionJackson669]

Its definitely fucked, but let's be happy he is sober. Other than marijuana I should add, and I'm fairly certain that he doesn't drink, at least not anymore I believe. I could be wrong on that, but I know he is sober off everything else he talked about in this podcast. Of course doing those things was a mistake, you environment heavily effects decisions like that and making serious decisions about right and wrong the point is to turn around and learn when you hsve the resources and people to do so. And Joey has done that, and I'm happy about it because I love his comedy and podcasts 😂😂😂

[@0BRAINS0]

When someone says they smoked crack for a period of time they are not going to be 100% honest about that length of time so just add a zero. 60 weeks would be more realistic.

[@mitchelle5310]

@@0BRAINS0 this is normally true but for Joey you might wanna do the opposite and cut the time in half cuz I’m sure he would exaggerate for the sake of entertainment yk

[@bobstar6837]

Russell is 1 of those guys who is always trying you get 1 up on you... If you've been to Tenerife he's been to Elevenerife.

[@doriang.r.e.y.1221]

That's why Lee works well, he's Joey's polar opposite.

[@mr.anonymous5501]

That's exactly how Joey acts 😂

[@c4thenerd171]

That’s like every brown person lol

[@wendycarter2304]

It’s ‘cause he’s from Toronto. Fellow Canadian here, so I can tell you that the people of Toronto have a huge, collective chip on their shoulder cause they wanna be NYC so bad. At first it’s embarrassing; now it’s just friggin annoying, not to mention lame.

[@JO-tx7vv]

Your Deffo English

[@xboxgamershawn1935]

One thing Joey always remembers is where he bought drugs and addresses and streets

[@timc4765]

Its a common tactic by those who lie

[@maddixoliver333]

@@timc4765 dude lived the 70s you’ll have a lot more stories to tell when your not growing up recently

[@junkboxxxxxx]

That's the 411 you tattoo onto your brain

[@DoodlesHD719]

They can never cancel the one and only.

[@lickmygooch1013]

They’re coming for joey too???

[@tpl1339]

@@lickmygooch1013 why are u surprised lmao have u heard his stories

[@howardhavardramberg7160]

Bring it.

[@henryjohnnytacosjr9222]

@@tpl1339 what stories, that everybody's becoming pussy??

[@tpl1339]

@@henryjohnnytacosjr9222 im not saying they should come for joey but yea everybody pussy

[@ivancastillo661]

"There aint no reefer on this block no more , .. this is straight up crackville now " ........ lol

[@tylermiller7830]

Lol

[@plasma9839]

loL

[@planetjyan9940]

Fucking dead

[@cemeterywind6082]

If this man survived all of that, no worries about life for me . Anyone else get inspired by Joey's life story?

[@dicklong4038]

Dude yes 🤘😂

[@ArkaeaFCL3]

Lol definitely

[@curtisy6234]

Yeah for sure. He's a character for sure..

[@smt7667]

Bro he makes me wanna go out and just go for it

[@Kelogotti]

@@smt7667lmao it’s obviously cap man 😂

[@rajivrojas6229]

Joey: idk it was all a blur Also Joey: *remembers every single street he’s been to*

[@chaos_omega]

Cracks and weed? The combination made my eyes bleed!

[@RebootedNickerson]

Wu tang wu tang wu tang.

[@wesleyashlock1413]

Yup

[@matthewfrench6461]

Shot dread in the head, took the bread and the lambspread

[@andrewwisner7134]

No question I would flow off and try to get the dough off.

[@williamgazca6641]

Figured out i went the wrong route

[@vitanecro4955]

I love that you can tell the story is serious when joey whispers the entire thing

[@Christopher-tm7ee]

Depression never felt so better with this guy thank you .

[@ELPRES1DENTE45]

We get it, Russell, you've been to New York... 🙄😏

[@wendycarter2304]

Lol!!! It’s what people from Toronto do. They are so dying to be from NYC but most of them wouldn’t last....a New York minute!!! Zing!! People from Toronto are very precious and take themselves very seriously, they’re from Toronto, don’t you know....FFS....

[@lytaq610]

Wendy Carter lol no one in Toronto is trying to be ny that makes 0 sense lmfaoooo

[@jrob4795]

@@wendycarter2304 LMAO

[@TheZacfenn]

Lytaq m

[@akazeek]

Wendy Carter just because he knows New York doesn’t mean he’s posing to be New York.. lmao u a hater

[@DutchDiederik]

I love how casual Uncle Joey is about smoking crack for a month and a half.

[@Blernster]

People are casual about snorting coke. It's the same thing

[@matthewmelanson2686]

@@Blernster definitely NOT the same thing bro

[@Blernster]

@@matthewmelanson2686 literally the same drug compound how is it any different? It's only different in your head

[@matthewmelanson2686]

@@BigMacSoss 😂

[@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3]

​@@Blernster lol imagine casually smoking crack 🤣

[@84unisol]

Lol 15 years later I finally get that Biggie verse took the bread and the lamb's bread

[@Chillerveli]

U late

[@graffiticatdog]

Lambs bread*

[@Thatguy55595]

graffiticatdog thought it was lambs breath. I literally only seen that strain one time come to my town. It was the craziest smelling weed... I remember we skipped school and hotboxed in my driveway and got stupid high lol

[@fattdamon1980]

@@Thatguy55595 it goes by both names

[@g59soujia21]

What nigga

[@JimmyR83]

Dawg I was jumpin up and down like a Puerto Rican on the 15th. Best Diaz line ever

[@Soprano1013]

Wow, this guy still alive.

[@AvatarRoku999]

He has godly genes bro. He must have. He's even been obese his whole life. Dude is immortal

[@itsscaly7273]

@@AvatarRoku999 😂😂😂😂

[@romariomejia5396]

"I'ma fuckin mule" -Joey Diaz

[@hassanmir5171]

If he improves his Heath he can live longer 😂which he is

[@barnabykent6698]

Him and Keith Richards obviously have the same dealer - someone must be spiking their coke with something healthy

[@pizzatrails649]

The great and powerful, the uncancellable goat of comedy

[@apollo1573]

Exactly you can’t cancel someone when they’re entire fan base already knows about their past because they talk about it all the time lmfao

[@Anothergoogleaccount1]

MrDrinkgreentea lol why wouldn’t he only reason I can think of is because EVERY comedian is going to want to be booked so they will only book the really famous ones

[@alexweir7143]

Joey “a cousin to cocaine” Diaz

[@joewilliam2080]

Crazy cousin

[@AholicKnight]

@@joewilliam2080 😂

[@aleiterful]

Lmao the last part of this video I didn’t see coming at all

[@danielcastaneda2983]

I knew a beautiful 21yr old blonde that was into H nice family, nice house, her sister worked for a newstation one of the most beautiful girls I ever seen. Slept with her friend one night when she was hanging out with her but all I cared about was her XD true 10/10 girl

[@rsohlich1]

@@danielcastaneda2983 H is sad.

[@DaCashRap]

just another one of those half-bullshit stories from Uncle Joey :D

[@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3]

​@@rsohlich1 more like tragic but yeah

[@aleiterful]

@@DaCashRap he tells it exactly the same every time he tells it tho lol

[@MSDGAMEZ]

I can fathom it. Ive been through all this. Ive seen things that i still think about every day

[@fattdamon1980]

Do you remember getting the skunk that was so pungent that you couldn't mask the odor no matter how many bags you put it in?

[@Tommy-ns6xx]

Yessir!

[@beatnik6806]

@@fattdamon1980 yeah.. I remember when I got only like 50 g, and right away there in parking lot i put it in four more ziplock bags and a glass jar in trunk under the liftable thing next to spare wheel. Went to eat for 30 min, came back to my car, opened the door and immediately so potent skunk odor hits me. It was so strong that driving windows open past some people in sidewalk, they probably would have smelt it LOL. Just my luck, got police stop me for a random alcohol test and right away he told "I smell weed, care to hand it over so we don't have to tear you whole car up". I gave it to them of course since the shit would't be hard to locate by the smell, and to save all of ours time. They released me in 2 hours after some questions like names of people I got it and usual stuff. Even though I wasn't cooperative on telling any names of course, they still didn't drug test me (phew) and gave me a lift back to my car.

[@g29000]

@@beatnik6806 what a movie hah

[@beatnik6806]

@@g29000 movie? :D not sure what you mean. My profile pic?

[@RoxyReyes]

Joey's had quite the life, have a great day everyone. 🧡

[@Trent_Moorman]

Hes a dog through and through.

[@JC-lg3ue]

For sure.

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

@@viracocha - Shut up....

[@nicfields6856]

You are fine

[@cammywalker8092]

👽🙏👽 and once again, everything changed

[@MrSoles]

Uncle Joey's delivery is part of what makes his story-telling so ALIVE, man!! 💯👏💪😃

[@SonofGod75]

THIS IS ALL FACTS!!! @10:30 I go through the same thing! I tell people I'm too old to be lying about anything! Lying is for children. Any grown man with any real integrity doesn't need to play make-believe. These stories are sort of a form of therapy. That's why they are told! This is officially one of my new favorite podcast now! I salute you Joey Diaz!

[@PatrickSantos-sn8ox]

Thank you.....as a friend of mine said we have no reason to lie.....as a matter of fact that character, his friend and I....they were in town on buissness......Laredo TX.....they asked for a coke score .....to party.....we get pulled over....there was beef on the streets....searched us 3 once .....we were punk rock types but the Austin vatos local cops weren't used to .....the Commander says to search us a second time....just at that instant someone does a mag dump (380?,9mm)....up and around the corner......were told to get back to the motel....the Austin guys are staying at BTW 50 elbows under the bed.....score a 30 of coke.....well my friend had a sheet of ACID in his flannel pocket. The shooting saved our ass......truth is stranger than fiction.......

[@sirdabzmcgee]

Joey is the type when they say "I lived in the city" that they truly lived in the city and experienced what most who live in the city don't even witness or have done.

[@VanaheimrUllr]

True. It doesnt quit amazin me how lives are intertwined, physically and mentally in cities. In one apartment you have a lawyer with wife and kids, holidays and dinners, and on the other side of the wall you have drug fiend that sees all kinds of shit everyday (well, night). And they have no idea about what a mile looks like in each others shoes.

[@ImDannn]

Homie’s gatekeeping about how to live in a city lmao

[@snedler]

Nothing better than listening to Joey's stories every night when i go to sleep. Its awsome humor 😅😂

[@CarlosLopez-md1ei]

That was a spot on El Paso/Nueva Laredo accent. UNCLE JOEY A REAL ONE.

[@adamontiveros3098]

Lmaoo fr

[@JakobCamposYoutube]

💯💯

[@l6tus]

UNCLE JOEY IS CRAZY IM SO GRATEFUL FOR ALL THESE STORIES AND THE PODCAST WE ARE BLESSED

[@MrGFUNK2008]

Love you Joey! I was on coke for multiple years too and totally relate on what you mean it’s just disgusting. The problem is when we get hooked it takes a while to realize and we still think about it daily.. Like Rick James says “cocaine is a powerful drug”. No shit

[@jasper3127]

He said "cocaine is a hell of a drug", it has a double meaning you see. Not such a profound comment the version you said

[@findaustinkennethjaypeace9714]

Qe9

[@leodoamaral9359]

Lambsbread is a classic and Bob Marley's favorite strain - allegedly.

[@cameronsnyder1246]

Proud to say I've checked it off the list.

[@brendanjones2065]

You know how I

[@GonzoRust]

it's a land race strain grown in the best soil on the planet. 10/10, would irie again

[@SlipperyDad]

@@cameronsnyder1246 me too 👍

[@hunchojackjackhuncho68]

Man he’s blessed for having such an amazing memory

[@omarramirez9200]

I never knew my home town of El Paso made uncle Joey quit crack. Great quality at great prices 🤣😂🤣☠️

[@chrisburruel3019]

Best coke is tucson , el paso

[@jlara2003]

El paso homies 🙏

[@JakobCamposYoutube]

‼️‼️ El Paso all the way

[@jasoncastor2206]

915!!!

[@gregatron4528]

I learned about Lambs Bread and Chocolate Thai by listening to 2pac

[@KingIbanazzi]

Lambs Breath*

[@Genkaku]

I learned about it by listening to Cypress Hill

[@LGguedo]

John Vapes he’s right, it’s bread. Check sylford walker

[@GetMoney28]

Gregory Megatron u ever smoke lams bread tho

[@doriang.r.e.y.1221]

That's that shit he was getting from Hatian Jack and Branson!

[@ScareCrow292]

I can listen to Joey Diaz talk about anything all day

[@DANGMOE]

I've been looking for this one again for a minute! Could listen to Joey's 80's NYC stories all day long

[@jamesjohnsonRTR]

It's amazing how Uncle Joey drops terms from the 80s that I haven't heard since the 80s! Back then we had no idea that we were living in such a memorable time. Love ya Unc

[@lorchid23]

Russell made the statement of the podcast with “Nobody really belongs there.” True, true.

[@stevenedwards4470]

I remember that weed. It was so beautiful and fragrant that it made you pause a moment to admire it before you smoked it.

[@chrivison]

Looking good Joey! Pounds are falllllingggggg

[@aaroncarbon518]

I love listening to the crazy stories Joey Diaz tells. He lives a lifetime in a normal person's year 🤣

[@churchbryan35]

Joey....that's what gets an addict clean, is that feeling of I don't belong here, or extreme guilt, as soon as you fire up, on whatever drug is holding you down..I have been through the ringers....10yrs of methodone clinics under my belt at 45yrs old..and 12 yrs clean....just cannabis, and the random psychedelic a couple times a year.....I do more Testosterone than anything...lol

[@doctorswifto5422]

Thats awesome man keep going

[@lordbottaro4549]

That’s brilliant mate, well done. Psychedelics don’t count either, they’ll all be legal in the next 10 years. They’ve been proven to help addicts, plus people with PTSD & depression.

[@t1m67]

@@lordbottaro4549don’t descale drugs, all of them are shit Even legal ones that the doctor gives you

[@slothystudios2695]

15:50 that "okay" is the most innocent thing I think I've ever heard Joey say

[@marymotherofgod4861]

Great interview 😂❤

[@spdagohst9148]

Lees giggle in the begging let’s you know it’s gunna be good 😂

[@rubymorris44]

I could listen to Joey all day.

[@xxDOTH3DEWxx]

Joey's memory of every street he's ever been on is crazy

[@jarvissdot7700]

joey diaz has a good memory his storys are so detailed i cant even remember last week

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

I have news for this guy, there is no "throw back" crack. It's been sold constantly since the first bag. I'd say it's still pretty popular, if you haven't tried meth before

[@kybravo3744]

meth is way better than coke or crack

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

@@kybravo3744 - That's my exact point

[@TacticalJay62]

Weed is better than meth

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

@@TacticalJay62 - I agree

[@kybravo3744]

@@TacticalJay62 You're crazy

[@fattdamon1980]

I'm happy to see people talking about the lambs bread and thai and other landraces. The maui isn't a true landrace because cannabis isn't native to Hawaii but by now it may as well be. One misconception about sensimilla is that it's a strain but it's just Spanish for seedless. Does anyone remember the extreme skunky buds in the 80s and 90s that is known today as roadkill skunk? I remember going to see my dad in Indiana for the first time in a couple years and being able to smell it before he opened his apartment door and it was in his bedroom closet. I would give anything for some seeds from the skunk he got back then, the breeding potential for a plant that terpene dense are amazing. I believe it went extinct in favor of northern lights, hashplants, skunk #1 and other low odor high performance plants because too many people were getting busted growing it. Seed banks intentionally bred low odor strains back then, and some amazing work was done in that regard but a lot of special genetics were lost, especially long flowering sativas that weren't as profitable or practical for inexperienced or commercial growers.

[@chrisirving8712]

Fatt Damon I grew columbian sativa from seed I waited six months for bud ....worth it but a long wait ..and as well skunk weed was huge . Wish I still had those strains 🏝

[@15chargerbb]

Well written post

[@fattdamon1980]

@@chrisirving8712 hell yeah man sounds awesome, I would give anything to get back some of the seeds that were lost between myself and my dad not realizing what they would be worth in the future.

[@fattdamon1980]

@@15chargerbb thanks man.

[@chrisirving8712]

I remember the hype around skunk ....it was good but if you were a. Grower 🚓

[@dangolden4038]

Joey I know you wont read this but I'm from Pittsburgh pa. Your right most people wont be able to handle what it's like growing up like us my dad is a crackhead but when I was a kid he used to get me on the weekends he was a union electrician bringing home $1500 dollars a week. I ended up in so meny crack houses and left with only strangers while he was behind closed doors. When I was a kid I just chalked it up to being a street kid. By the time I hit 25 I felt like I lived a full life

[@INDIGOCOOKIE]

The way he said crack at the beggining and then hearing lee laugh is priceless

[@abminog4807]

I could listen to Joey's stories for day he's fucking great to listen to

[@bluntamainia444]

Very relatable. When I was using drugs I was in weird/scary situations with people I had no business being around. At times it was fun and like being on a rebellious adventure but it was dangerous and risky. Some of the people you would meet would be long time users/just fucking whack job level people. At the end of the day or that weird coked out 5am time period I would literally sit there by myself and say “all that crazy shit just to catch a buzz” and then I got into weed and all that nonsense stopped

[@perfid-deject2027]

Amazin

[@PatrickSantos-sn8ox]

My Elementary school friend got too scary to hang with....I smoked a shit load of rock .....but by myself I was a snortin guy....I would go to punk and metal shows....always tried to have a bindle of White Lady....but my 6o' clock crew would be taxi to truck stop hookers ....and bake soda cook the coke with a soup ladle and a blowtorch .....90s coke was fishscale dynamite.....I didn't have to cook it but some insisted it be cooked up.......I'll say that at a death metal show across the river in Mexico it was cut ... But on the Texas side some guys were hammering and knifeing the Key.....

[@longhairdontcare122]

Ditto except took 13 or 14 year's.

[@CC-bw7im]

I love hearing Joey rant about shit because it makes me feel like I’m not the only person that feels the same way about this shit

[@comfortablynumb2469]

Thank you. I got goosebumps when he said, " you know what? I really don't belong here"

[@tylermiller7830]

This guy has some stories I love it.

[@Nickk81]

Can’t stop listening to these

[@Louis-nf4iy]

They need to make a biopic if Joey that would be amazing

[@fakemcm4701]

I'm watching from El Paso, and I'm glad that my city is the reason that Joey stopped smoking crack 😂

[@BloodbathMcGash]

I was enjoying the story but I never laughed out so loud hard until that outro music started playing hahahaha just another day in the life of diaz ❤️

[@khrissyboy69]

These old church archives are like gold

[@yaboycapone1996]

Not a fan of Russell he is the kinda guy to try to one up you on everything u flipped a half I flipped an ounce you flipped an ounce I flipped 2 ounces.

[@EnhancedChimp]

And Joey isn't like that?

[@yaboycapone1996]

@@EnhancedChimp not really dude

[@jasonhorne4533]

Don't forget about skunk weed. Definitely miss it

[@Chillerveli]

Skunk nugs still here baby

[@BolesReno-pb9bz]

Beautiful performance

[@Wannesdc]

"It's all a blurr now.." proceeds to tell the story in amazing details

[@leethistlethwaite4381]

His memory is unbelievable he's like "Joe Rogan, in the winter of 84 in Jersey i walked over 40 miles just to get the best crack in America, it was a Sunday, slush was all over. You know what i mean Joe, the next day after snow had came and gone, leaving behind this icing slush shite, anyway i left home around 9am with $80 and walked all over Jersey for nearly 12 hours. I was fuming all day trying to find Pookie, (the dealer) he's a black. chinese, philippine guy who had a very strong irish accent, and he had this supersonic crack, btw i was boiling ready to blow when i found him but u know what joe rogan, the weird thing is that the anger this boiling rage instantly turns to joy & excitement the very moment he puts the crack in my hand, honestly joe rogan i was skipping/dancing all the way home, Joe Rogan you understand what I'm saying dont you??? "Joe: Yeah of course do th...." then joey interrupts him and says, Joe, Joe, trust me you don't Joe. You know but you dont know, u get me?!?!? (Joe is like WTF... give me a tug on what your smoking Joey) pmsl

[@longhairdontcare122]

Joey's right BTW Joe never got hooked like that opium coke meth alcohol those are addictions your better never knowing.

[@MikeMo900]

Gotta love story time with uncle Joey!

[@jonnicklison449]

You know I watching good stuff on here healthy stuff for my head for 15 fuckkng minutes & I came straight back to joeys story’s So much better for my head 😂😮❤

[@julius-sumner-miller]

Thanks 🙏

[@justoneofmany]

Supposedly Lamb’s Bread was Bob Marley’s herb of choice. That’s a good endorsement. Don’t know if it’s true but it is great stuff.

[@richuribe4021]

I have heard the same!! From how Joey describes it. It makes perfect sense to me

[@justinhopper5941]

“A blumpkin” Haha!

[@LaydlesLife]

About shit my pants when you said "my old teacher, Mr. Pohlman" hahahaha

[@Music.cigars.2024]

As a guy who was always curious about drugs I have to say that these stories reminded me of all the sketchy stuff places and people I ever met to get my grass, or cream, or brown, or white girl… I started when I was 15 and ended when I was 18. I’m a happy family man now and don’t even miss the drugs one bit

[@longhairdontcare122]

Smart.

[@HEADKICKMMA]

I had a strain called blueberry lambsbread and it smelled, looked and tasted amazing

[@toneriggz]

Russell's dropping knowledge all those Old School Bronx rappers gave him over the years.

[@SparksThePhysicist]

nice video guys!

[@ogoshikoshi1527]

Takin them bong hits is the shit listening to uncle joey

[@buddhablaze1379]

dope.

[@TheRidiculousnessPod]

Crushing that coke can...putting the ash on top....man that really takes me back!

[@michaelhunziker7287]

The "plateau"....thank God that shit didn't agree with me

[@lucassaueressig1411]

So good. Miss it

[@joeyrawls9964]

Then I was born, right after the good stuff went away. Missed it ALL😂

[@sebastianxftw]

lmao i’m from el paso and that was an accurate description of it

[@CanIGetaGame134]

The way he always drops bombs in his story and everyone’s like “holy shitttttttttt” never gets old

[@jayk5114]

Idk what he means "I wonder how u found it in 02, must've been some throwback crack"... like buddy you can still get crack everywhere. I can find crack in 5 min in my city.

[@beatnik6806]

yup its so easy to make from cocaine. Just throw it in a pan with some baking powder and water and thats fucking it.

[@tedluebke6207]

Lucky guy it takes me up to 15 minutes you living the dream player

[@prodigalparties]

“I’d like to say Missoula!” 😂😂

[@jonnyrawson]

BRILLIANT 👊👍

[@isaacchetrit2735]

You need to teach these things in school bro

[@joeburns5814]

God, when I was a kid, I bought weed in some shady places. Never coke, ecstasy or shrooms. But weed man. I went to a dealers house once, everyone was on acid. I got offered it several times, never did it. Once left a club in my area, went to meet a good friend of mine to grab some weed. Turns out, in the same neighborhood, an escalade was stolen. Just so happened that we parked behind one that matched the description. I go to take a piss in some bushes only to come out and have a couple bangers with guns in my face. Long story short, my friends came out, a couple rounds went off by my face, one of my buddies was by my feet screaming for his life while I'm staring down the barrels of 4 pistols in my face. We smoked the entire quarter ounce we bought that night, and popped a couple pills to sleep that night.

[@ChristianVBlue3]

Thank goodness weed getting legalized lol

[@joeburns5814]

Exactly!!!

[@eryksowa2855]

Didnt happen

[@newusernamehere4772]

Should've stuck with the dealer on acid lol, shit now I won't buy drugs from anyone that DOESNT like psychedelics. They're actually a pretty effective way to figure out if someone's trustworthy because they dredge up almost everyone's secrets almost every time.

[@newusernamehere4772]

Actually drug dealers on acid sounds like one of the least sketchy things possible now that I think about. Having guns pointed in your face is a much different story obviously so I rest my case lol

[@vinnievega9843]

Oh yes Joey I can fathom that.. The whole reason I love listening to uncle Joey is the identification I get.. Great deeply disturbing memories. But fucking GREAT!

[@silverapples75]

"I wasn't into disgust...yet" 🤣

[@basedsouljah]

FUCKIN LAMBS BREAD. smoking some right now. I've been searching for it for FIFTEEN years in this Medical system of America. I found it. It's just as I remembered. Anyone that likes Sativa, try and find some Lambs Bread. Of course it'll never be the same as it was back then. But that taste has never gone away

[@jasonsmith4404]

The relief when the wife finally leaves for work...I fel that

[@wayv2638]

Joey Diaz on uploading in 720p in 2020 - now that'd be a podcast clip id love to fuckin listen to!

[@michaelversant8401]

I think allot of us have stories like this. Even i have dozens of stories like this growing up in Seattle in the 80's. :)

[@fieldfairy9845]

Joey’s laugh at 10:20 lol

[@jasonhorne4533]

Washington Square Park... PRICELESS

[@zachwinkler6837]

"It's all on big blur now"- says the man that can remember every address he's ever lived at. Tremendous.

[@jacosteyn9031]

My 3am insomnia voice. Love you Joey Diaz