The Surfer Dude Ewok God Who Was Permanently Baked - Star Wars' Biggest Acid Trip Explained

[@tristynbishop6158]

Endor: a normal forest moon Also Endor: a crying mountain, Ewok-eating giants, lizard pirates, a surfer dude stoned god, vicious teddy bears and a force-powered season and climate changing stick

[@michaelandreipalon359]

A excessively Force-attuned planet, if I ever saw one.

[@ryanabate1981]

Don't forget the witch that can turn into a raven from the ewok movie lol

[@BleachFan9891]

Yep, pretty normal as Legends go.

[@SergioLeonardoCornejo]

It was stranger than wounds in the Force .

[@jtjames79]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[@RampageArby]

Geetsly’s is back at it again, talking about star wars topics that i never knew that I needed to know.

[@davidordaz5251]

Same

[@robertagu5533]

Like Wicket an his buddies on this acid trip

[@Starwarsfan066]

Amen to that

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[@rmansfield6]

Still a more coherent plot than Rise of Skywalker.

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Admittedly true.

[@AnnoyedLogan]

Wait Rise of Skywalker had a plot?

[@Suckit626]

Brutal

[@critter30002001]

Honestly the scepter sounds like an artifact from the Infinite Empire. It is like the machine on Kashyyyk.

[@lightningcat82]

The Ewoks cartoon fits into Legends canon very well, as long it is a diegetic series of Ewok tales to the children of Bright Tree Village.

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Heh, true.

[@teleportedbreadfor3days]

I like to think a lot of the super weird stuff and events on Endor are actually Ewok legends and myths.

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Same, especially with their weird POVs.

[@Eli-akad]

Glad we think alike🤝

[@teleportedbreadfor3days]

@@Eli-akad 🤝

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[@gabethebabe3337]

According to Leland Chee (keeper of the holocron and the guy who double checks the lore) These events DID in fact happen, but Ewoks perceive events much differently than we do, especially since they likely get high a lot in their spare time. According to the cancelled Supernatural Encounters book the Ewok gods look more like high fantasy wizards and spirits. Look up Supernatural Enounters Cosmic Wars. It’s pretty badass.

[@slicerneons3300]

I have to.wonder if most of the stories about Endor are the tall tales, myths, and fever dreams of addicts like the sun king. I grew up on 3 episode VHS tapes of Ewoks & Droids. Great stuff, those episodes were less out there than this one.

[@michaelandreipalon359]

They happened, it's just that the Ewoks have an odd POV on things. Gets more complicated with the likes of the Supernatural Encounters novella in mind. Endor sure is one Force nexus of sorts.

[@gabethebabe3337]

@@michaelandreipalon359The Endor gods look so cool in the artwork in that book!

[@rootsnootthnute8598]

This large stoned lad was what I needed after a sad day. I'll join the jolly Sun King. Also yes, Ewoks is fantastic for experiencing while stoned to the bone or drunk as a skunk, or even when as crossed as the lost.

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[@elibridgers2781]

As a kid, I borrowed a VHS tape of Ewoks, and I remember the hunt of that light tree and the fairies who lit trees on fire. I’m not sure if it’s still at my house, I should look for it sometime.

[@zacharyweaver276]

My head canon is gods in Star Wars are just living embodiments who live in the force

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Well, if you read the Supernatural Encounters novella, you're actually almost on point.

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[@darthsilversith667]

This is the sequel trilogy story we deserved

[@michaelandreipalon359]

More like an interquel set of stories since they're set between the rise of the Empire and the Ewoks live action films.

[@Eth3realwarrior]

I get the joke. Good one

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[@FairbrookWingates]

I would love to hear more strange tales from the original Expanded Universe. It's fun nostalgia for that which I recognize and great fun if I don't yet know it.

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[@mdxque8393]

“Star Wars Legend’s stuff was so well written!” Also Star Wars Legends:

[@michaelandreipalon359]

It's still well written, just probably not for grown-ups.

[@mdxque8393]

@@michaelandreipalon359 Fair enough. XD

[@SergioLeonardoCornejo]

Alright. I will concede that. But as a kid I actually liked the Ewoks cartoon.

[@TheWarmachine375]

TTS Rogal Dorn: "I suspect the Ewoks are high on narcotics."

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[@frankd4581]

Please make a video about the Forest Moon Of Endor’s Giants called The Phlags from the Star Wars franchise and the Ewoks series please

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[@danieljames500]

this video is exactly what i didn’t know i needed today

[@PK-Radio]

That is a podrace of a title if I ever saw one

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[@zexalbrony4799]

So if you want to steal a powerful or important force artifact, you either have to do what Cad Bane did and come up with a unique and complex plan to get past all of the security that is naturally around this artifact, or you have to get lucky and just walk in, take it, and walk out, because the one guarding it is stoned out of his mind. Also, in the defense of the three-season gods, this is Star Wars, where kids are thrown into war zones a lot, Anakin at the Battle of Naboo, the Jedi Younglings in that Season 5 Clone Wars arc, Omega and Hera in that Bad Batch season 1 episode, Leia in Kenobi.

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Opportunities and windows, hehe. Yeah, it's a common occurrence in Multiversal events too, this.

[@zexalbrony4799]

@@michaelandreipalon359 Oh yeah, how could I forget? How many kids that are barely teens at ages 13 and 14 or even less have had to deal with evil newt kings, moon's being used to crash into planets, mad men from the 1600s, and child-like gods, in the last few years alone? More than those in the kid's protection game would find acceptable. LOL.

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Don't ask me, ask the numerous High Commands or some other authority bull. They think they're the advance guard for Multiversal defense and security, for some reason.

[@zexalbrony4799]

@@michaelandreipalon359 To be fair, those kids all do have a good track record when it comes to this stuff, so I can see why the higher-ups think they are good to be the advanced guard.

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[@aster4jaden]

The Ewok Cartoon! Me and my sister loved it as a kid, we used to watch it on Video every so often. I had no idea until like 3 years ago it was apart of the Star Wars Universe.

[@SergioLeonardoCornejo]

In retrospect, it might have created some furries. Since most furries claim to have become such by things they watched in childhood.

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Man, those were the days before streaming were a thing. Hey, no shame in being a furry.

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[@danielcollinspda9936]

The Sun King sounds like Bill and Ted. Excellent Dude!

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What kind of prize?

[@OllamhDrab]

So, it's like the Light Side and Dark Side of Stoner Logic. :)

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[@TheWarmachine375]

Ewok is a weirdest Star Wars planet in a nutshell

[@lottenetzel8751]

Those four gods are too powerful to be kept alive.

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[@robertagu5533]

With Endor... I wonder if it's something in the air or water supply sometimes... Talking giant semi sentient dandolions.. a giant, basically sentient, crying mountain.... An now a Ewok hippie.. this acid trip in question I imagine also looks like vintage 2D Disney kids cartoons from way back in the day too.... Back when animators had to painstakingly draw everything an we could only dream of programs and various electronics an software to match to aid in all that.

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[@lankyasiangamer7030]

That perma-baked ewok god is my spirit incarnation lmao 🤣

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[@messgrey7170]

I would love to see morefrom the "weird" parts of starwars. Its entertaning.

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[@joeford5181]

The reason why Palpatine built his second Death Star on Endor. He found the true threat of his Empire

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[@steffanyschwartz7801]

He’s Q from TNG but baked

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[@renaisnisbett]

The Season Sceptre reminds me of the Touch Stone from Stargate SG-1.

[@michaelandreipalon359]

What season was that again?

[@renaisnisbett]

@@michaelandreipalon359 Season 2, Episode 14.

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Alright then. Thanks.

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[@mirrorsandstuff]

I wish they gave a bunch of folks who were clearly tripping balls control over the occasional Star Wars project. Ideally with Disney big bucks. I want a Star Wars film that makes me question whether I'm dead or not without the need of hallucinogenics.

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[@Kamenriderdecade105]

I'd absolutely adore to see more weird stuff from Star Wars from you!

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[@BleachFan9891]

I guess even Star Wars has it’s hippies

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[@SergioLeonardoCornejo]

Endor was, in a different way than Malachor V, a cursed place. Lol.

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[@namelesssomebody2557]

Hey! I loved this show as a kid. If you want to diss anything pre-Disney, just go through The Glove of Darth Vader series and Dark Empire.

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[@minicle426]

The entire NJO. Try-hard edgelord angst ridden gritty grimdark for the sake of it.

[@Alex-sv7vt]

Came in knowing what I was in for, still managed to laugh my butt off. Good stuff!

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[@vexile1239]

I heard that baked ewok belly is tasty

[@jamesleduke873]

Their cheeks are supposed to be a delicacy. At least, that's what Alan at Generation Tech tells me.

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[@christianbryan6961]

Honestly Season 1 of Ewoks ain’t bad. I loved renting the DVD from the library to watch all the time. It never got too weird, and I never found a DVD for season 2 to rent. The more I hear about season 2 episodes though, the weirder it sounds lol

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[@lerneanlion]

This Legends' material needed reinvention. It will be a lot making more sense if these guys were scammers pretended to be deities that the Ewoks worshiped. And unlike C-3PO, they have no interests in stop doing so because they received royal treatments by the Ewoks basically every hour of everyday.

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[@nickvinsable3798]

Yes, be weirder than Weird Al Yankovic ! ! ! Execute _Order 66_ (parodying the song _Route 66_ )!

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[@AD3PTUZ]

If you're covering more Ewoks stuff, please do the Shadows of Endor comic. It's really good, and sort of bridges the Ewoks cartoon to Return of the Jedi.

[@DragonJax29]

Yes I will watch/listen to anything you post

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[@GODCONVOYPRIME]

That's not a magical scepter! That's a pepper grinder!!!

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[@michaelandreipalon359]

4:24: Tell that to the Jedi Quest/Apprentice and Junior/Young Jedi Knights YA novels. Also, buttloads of other works, like The Chronicles of Narnia and Dragon Ball.

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[@evancromee2727]

Clearly not even Abeloth can challenge the Sun King

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[@shadics_minecraft8063]

Damn, and I thought I smoked alot. 🤣

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[@rotmistrzjanm8776]

Jar Jar: Ah finally! Worthy oponent! Our battle will be legandary!

[@brother_bear_one7340]

A cartoon marketed for kids, featuring a god on a permanent stoner trip... I'm surprised they got away with that, given how the broadcast authorities were major pearl-clutchers back then.

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[@Neonblade69]

Seems the four are celestials that decided to retire on the Forest Moon and that season item was an ancient Rakata device

[@Kawligathewoodenindian]

I think this is how Ringo Starr would’ve explained seasons on an acid trip

[@aarongarcia6640]

Star Wars holiday special is the expanded universe we all need

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[@yokai333]

I might need a hit of ryl to understand this character

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[@slimygrimy-l7m]

Geetsly do a video on the opening slide of this video with the Gungan plague? Idk it looks cool and idk what it is

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[@speedyjago]

I actually had a book from this Ewok series...gave it to my son, but it's a bit early for him (too much text/not enough pictures).

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[@timothyhayes9724]

For the love of everything holy, let's all just forget about the holiday special and the ewoks show

[@Zeb0101]

2:50 jokes on you, I prefer Ewoks, I'm not here seeking to watch quality stuff, just wanted to get high with something without violating my conditional

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[@classyviking1965]

Anybody miss Simon the Killer Ewok? If you know, you KNOW.

[@KingOfLesbia]

He was terrifying presence on galactic battlegrounds even when on your side Edit lol imagine if he appeared to challenge the season gods

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[@BillyBOB-sm3rl]

Who was piloting the last Y wing after the first death star was destroyed?

[@michaelandreipalon359]

In Legends, Keyan Farlander, your player character from X-Wing. In Disney Canon, Evaan Verlaine.

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[@gregorylieber8362]

I just got a contact buzz off the description of that episode

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[@MatthewChenault]

The simplest explanation for things, such as the Sun King, is they are representative of the mythology of the Ewoks to explain the world around them.

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[@fazbrogaming7776]

I think that 80s Ewoks show can be added into canon, it fits really well if you ask me.

[@SergioLeonardoCornejo]

Smarter than what we have been given in the second trilogy tbh.

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[@calebcustombricks2631]

never heard of this...

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[@unknowngamer5576]

was rolling a j when you said permanently baked 😂

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[@KageAkarui]

One way they could've attempted to make it make sense in universe is make it a mythology episode or show. I unfortunately never seen it and have no means to do so so I don't know the whole shows premise beyond it probably being comparable to the Gummi Bear show from the imagery I've seen. But yeah. Each episode with the outlandish stuff could've been made into an episode where the village shaman tells a story or something about their mythology.

[@E.L.Tigre32]

Ewoks tv show? You mean care bears star wars edition

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[@McStabbyThaClown]

I want to watch this now. I want to see the stoner/surfer sun god. Unfortunately, I do not have Disney+

[@CrystalTikal]

I have both Droids and Ewoks on DVD.

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[@TheLastKentuckyIrregular9524]

I'm sorry but even the stoned sun god is better than Rose Tico.

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[@isimiel3405]

thats so cursed its blessed

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[@jeremyortiz2927]

OMG... I totally forgot about him. Thanks for the reminder I didn't need. 😅

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[@ANDREALEONE95]

Rumors said that Sun King built the shore after he leanrned that Mortis gods were killed by Anakin's actions.

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[@ryanol]

MORE!!!

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[@neofulcrum5013]

And people were saying only canon had weird/shit stories

[@jamesleduke873]

Nah, this is still better than the entire sequel trilogy.

[@neofulcrum5013]

@@jamesleduke873 not exactly a milestone

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[@michaelandreipalon359]

...For some reason, this compels me to watch the Ewoks cartoon on Disney+ and find the tie-in comics in physical form. Also, never heard of the word "ZINGO!" since Regular Show. Edit: Same for Droids. Oh, and I'm not gonna drink at all if I watch them. 2nd edit: Go ahead, do more weird stuff, even Life Day. (No, I don't mean you should check out the Holiday Special. Just... check out the Legends depictions of that Wookiee traditional day OUTSIDE of that nonsense.)

[@brianzulauf2974]

The senate could help warm endor for the sun king.

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[@matthewbunting9890]

lol sound's like a pretty vibe dude.. ok I'll admit it's weird and funny but what you expect from an 80's kids show.. I sometimes wondered if the writers for kids shows back then were in a competition to write the weirdest stuff possible and could get away with.

[@intelium773]

Looks like a boss from cup head

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[@mcthebbf1859]

i think 1980's was a weird time in general and i was born in the 1990's

[@michaelandreipalon359]

At least they were better than the somber 60s and 70s.

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[@minicle426]

The 80s was liberating.

[@CloneScavengerVulpin8389]

Are good old pals the ewoks.

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[@Good7Bad13]

Remove the mountain, gods and adjust the scepter to be some Sith artifact capable or controlling the weather via the force, and maybe cut the flower people some of the Endoe lore COULD work

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[@amanzeihedioha]

I wonder how many deathsticks the writers had back then😅

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[@SsgtTucker]

Star Wars fans- Legends has better everything! Disney- Including the 80's cartoon stuff? SW fans- We don't talk about that... Disney- Base Delta Zero it all, could be tainted

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[@Prophetofthe8thLegion]

This proves we live in a simulation

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[@Half_a_bosco]

wow reading that script in your Normal tone must have been difficult man

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[@iamdarthketa]

omg i cant believe this was a thing lol

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[@LunasReach]

I wouldn’t mind if Endor was glassed

[@michaelandreipalon359]

I would.

[@LunasReach]

Revenge for the empire

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[@shasaun15]

I didn't think he was a literal god just a being from a level 1 civilization.

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[@matthewkalasky2891]

4:01 3PO was a better Ewokian god.

[@mrsmith570]

More retro less Disney Ah...hah..

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[@Freesavh1776]

Oh, so it was slight rip off of Narnia, huh?

[@huntclanhunt9697]

I think it's all just ewok mythology.

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[@georgepapatheofilou6118]

Yeah you right 80s stoner toons . Good times till adulthood came to be and responsibilities bowed ones knees . Alderon forever 👁️

[@Drifter2025]

I didn't know I needed to know about this goofy shit

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[@GalactusOG]

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[@goldeagle6431]

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