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[@coldones]

We'll be HAND DELIVERING Select Orders of LEMON ICE in Melbourne Tomorrow! Get Yours 👉Grog.Shop

[@demoney5897]

No way!!!

[@Vickysqueeze]

I love Chinese grog

[@SupremeShuckle]

Finally. New grog flavor.

[@FrickenDuq]

Pls send some to the US

[@darkpinguin2779]

i need grog in germany guys

[@marshestmellow9524]

Max and Chad’s ability to buy something and never worry if it’s a scam or not is terrifying

[@CAMSLAYER13]

The secret ingredient is alcohol

[@Sillyhands1]

@@CAMSLAYER13and money. Lots of money.

[@Skornish]

That's the secret. They are all scams.

[@Kerttis]

they get over 120,000 AUD from their patreon every month, if i were them i wouldnt give a shit either lmao

[@StijnSchurkens]

Its Char

[@Ididathing]

Can i turn that lawmower into a battle bot???

[@DDracee]

combine the lawnmower and the bar car

[@bulbousbumbo3762]

Haha you didn't get any attention

[@PackingPeanut]

I did

[@PackingPeanut]

a thing

[@SEEYAIAYE]

Turn?

[@benchiron1177]

darcy wearing the muscle suit and bullying max to get in the le bar car kills me everytime

[@Hottestpoison]

"GET IN THE LEBAR CAR! WHAT YOU THINK THIS IS?!" -Darcy from coolshirtz

[@Maow_maow]

The way Max said "Chad I need that" with such sincerity made me laugh so hard

[@peepeepoopoo1644]

you arent real wake up

[@el_hamez]

Only for him to make Chad wear it 😂

[@siamange252]

I ain’t gonna lie. Seeing Max in the gorilla costume beating up Chad in the Mario costume made me laugh my ass off.

[@kierab8080]

same i was audibly laughing

[@PartyItUp4Ever]

brings back old memories...

[@sweou]

me too i could have watched them go at it for hours haha but chad may lack a bit of cardio...

[@cjr46]

i was looking for this comment, im in tears laughing rn

[@peepeepoopoo1644]

holy shit are you real this comment is so ai generated@@sweou

[@marshestmellow9524]

Max is always pleading for shirts he doesn’t ever wear lmao

[@LunatheMoonDragon]

its because hes contractually obligated to wear nothing but cool shirtz

[@skyfinancejanitor6695]

“PLEEAASE i NEED it chad”

[@HowNeatImImpressed]

He’s a hoarder he wants everything

[@marshestmellow9524]

@@skyfinancejanitor6695 then asks “why tf did we buy 3 of these?!” 😂

[@kevenbalderas2518]

What are you talking about, of course he's gonna wear the breaking bad walter white balenciaga shirt it's so fire jksjskjjskjkjskjksj

[@sluggysworld469]

13:08 THE BATTERY PACK IS THE FIRST THING YOU FUCKIN OPENED

[@Dalmonigh]

Y’know this show just keeps getting better and better every vid. I love the inclusion of Darcy with a mic when it’s not a normal video where he is the host. Darcy is slept on big time.

[@agachateyconocelo2693]

This might be the best episode yet, there were so many great moments and the things you bought were sick as hell.

[@theofficialbarackh.obamayo5806]

Relationship Status ☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ Too busy watching Markiplier

[@C.Ross_Faded]

Not to mention HowtoBasic and Plummcorp uploaded today too. It feels like the good old days once again

[@mubblr]

i read that as gay moments xd I agree either way

[@sneersh9107]

Le Bar Car is the coolest shit ever no joke

[@glorbog]

I was fucking laughing so hard the entire episode.

[@brunkosproogle5046]

darcy getting chad to step over nothing was the funniest thing in the whole video

[@SpacedOutEyes]

what i missed it lol

[@mightyeagle2817]

@@SpacedOutEyes17:35

[@Dalmonigh]

I been tellin people from when Darcy first joined the crew he is major slept on as a host.

[@squaidinkarts]

and it was free!

[@Redwood754]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate all that Darci does for the boys.

[@Dalmonigh]

Darcy is slept on big time

[@kota687]

I love after all these years that Max and Chad has never changed and only amped up their antics. By far my favorite youtubers!

[@HaviK_Adam]

Can we give a big shout out to Darcy, what a legend for building and preparing all the shit each episode!

[@Zultzify]

big shout out to the whole crew, i appreciate the editor as theyve made the show much better with their humour

[@cosmicvale]

@@Zultzify I have loved this show for so long, but now that doplex is editing it. I love it so much more!

[@carefreeme8202]

my dude better be getting at least 3 patreon checks a year!

[@GoodingInc]

Darcy burner

[@BDUBSTEP7]

He is definitely a goat 🐐

[@witcherjohn3440]

God I wish these types of episodes were longer That was a really good watch

[@ThomasThorr]

the patreon version is like 3 hours

[@CFM2]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@ThomasThorrPatreon propaganda

[@ramengod5768]

​@@CFM2CCP PROPAGANDA 😡😡

[@ThomasThorr]

@@CFM2 but it's true

[@xoxenoglossy]

I’m obsessed. It’s time to pay for content 😆

[@officialxverzusz]

3:33 I love that they just left in "Edit me out" lmao

[@ColeJohnson-fk5jw]

What

[@coadster9988]

​@@ColeJohnson-fk5jw 3:39

[@philip2.2.12]

Start buying random industrial equipment

[@TheOnlyBasketCase]

I love Max and Char from cold ones! Gosh, how I wish they were real...

[@afterglow6245]

Char

[@gargomon77]

Char

[@mb00k53]

Char

[@cgjk3000]

Char

[@fernando_munoz69]

Char

[@chancecarr3000]

As an expert in Mandarin, that new Lemon Ice flavor is what they would call "Bing Chilling"

[@orangegouice]

It tastes like ice cream?

[@zoom-cast]

​@@orangegouiceI guess technically it could be . Lemon ice is a frozen dessert.

[@glorbog]

Now this is comedy

[@rimmer_skimmer7663]

@@glorbog no this shit sucks

[@TronNerd82]

18:16 Super Trash Bros vs Dankey Kang 2

[@IllegalRage480]

Fr

[@mrtoast244]

Whoever edited this video has exactly my sense of humor lol, I didn't expect the Hong Kong 97 reference at 12:10, the cap-cut edit at 7:40 too lmao

[@nicolysj]

THANK YOU! I was trying my best to figure out how I knew that fucking song. I hoped someone would say something in the comments.

[@TemmiePlays]

​@@nicolysjthe name of the song is " *I love Beijing Tiananmen* "

[@Sniperboy5551]

It’s amazing that they’re able to spend this much money on one video AND pay a full production crew along with their own salaries.

[@donaldn5798]

I don't know how much they make off YT and donations, definitely an investment

[@FishOnCrackMC]

Pretty sure since its for their job they can write some or all of it off on taxes.

[@Coppercalb]

3 words: Tax Write off

[@alcapone5791]

@@Coppercalb ​ @FishOnCrackMC no shit they can write it off on taxes, but you still need the money to pay the salaries and make the purchases in the first place....

[@benardman2665]

​@@alcapone5791they're called "interns" for a reason

[@alex-kc9rd]

This was SO GOOD! Always love when Scott and Darcy get involved

[@Dalmonigh]

I was just ab to type out a comment like this, those boys are slept on. Them being mains in the podcast on patreon is gold

[@sharethehappiness7128]

Congratulation on your wedding Max! Wishing you a long and happy marriage 🥳🥳🥳

[@ADHDmeds]

this one was the best unbox out of them all, keep it up

[@miirico5398]

Gratz Max mate and may you have a peaceful life. Also seeing Joji in the wedding is such a fucking banger, the mate literally made time despite having his tour on just to attend the wedding. What a fucking bro.

[@thepot462]

Ian on the other hand...

[@traphimawari7760]

​@@thepot462 we don't talk about that cuck...

[@ehfoiwehfowjedioheoih4829]

@@thepot462too busy watching “his” wife “getting a tattoo” in Jamaica

[@superblanco444]

@@thepot462 He congratulated him a couple months before the wedding.

[@fampic7133]

​@@superblanco444Doesn't count he still a shell of a man

[@Blmast]

That opening scene of Grog was both so trippy and high quality I am not sure how it was made; whether it was from a professional editor high off their rockers, or if made intentionally. Either way, it looked hashtag rad.

[@moonwhooper]

Did you actually just say hashtag rad unironically?

[@Idle_Hands]

I skipped it

[@Moldy0014]

It was edited by prezoh

[@FootEnjoyer]

​@moonwhooper you must be on the older side of millennial huh

[@slinkadoo6292]

They sent the crew to Antarctica. I heard it took 26 days of non-stop filming before they spotted the wild Lemongrog. Only like 4 people have seen a Grog's mating dance so the fact they got footage of it is legendary.

[@noahlasseter]

Laughed so hard this ep was definitely my fav yet!

[@cozy_2X]

Never seen your videos till now. I needed a good laugh

[@theditchbank1580]

Max jumps around for a few minutes and is fully winded I love it.

[@peepeepoopoo1644]

YOURE NOT REAL OH MY FUCKING GOD

[@timbodeckler5191]

Boogie2988 forcefeedshisdog'scrabrangoons@@peepeepoopoo1644

[@moorooster223]

@@peepeepoopoo1644 nothing is real bozo, so everything is (equally)

[@morganfreeman2102]

@@peepeepoopoo1644take your meds buddy

[@Mooch7B]

Shout out to Darcy putting in the hard work

[@maddoxwyn4012]

Episodes like this are why I subscribed ❤

[@aquaticghost]

I’m so excited for this next evolution of cold ones, I’m so stoked

[@soupervisor]

This is definitely new era of Cold ones, but somehow with the same feeling. Love you, boys.

[@gabrielamorgado595]

cowchop era

[@afrochickenboy]

​@@gabrielamorgado595rip to a real one

[@cheezy_urbz5310]

@@gabrielamorgado595miss that channel

[@krakinnuts876]

@@gabrielamorgado595especially with the vehicles. They already had the fire and just moved into a bigger place. They’re becoming cowchop

[@xg2922]

​@@krakinnuts876 don't put that bad juju on them chad is going to break his leg soon at this rate

[@grantogren8150]

Unironically y’all are some of the most creative, unique and entertaining creators on this platform

[@shearnos]

bro what

[@shearnos]

ironic unironic? they do wish videos and say the same jokes they did almost 10 years ago

[@x2xstudios]

Entertaining for sure but the other two... you trippin

[@a_w_em3006]

At 23:17, Max look like some kid that just finished a roblox obby.

[@nedmacamden3019]

This video was awesome haha 😂 Also congrats to Max on the wedding!! 👑

[@trurocker03]

You guys literally have the best job on the planet. Seems like so much fun to goof around with friends and make money doing it. What a dream!

[@Budboi28]

Love how each video max has a different obsession

[@user-ww3fz7fx8e]

Grog is the best drink i have ever tryed. When i had my first grog, i literally heard an angel sing and the sun has been shining ever since. Thank you for making this godlike product for normal people like me😍😍

[@ItsALaughYT]

Absolute BANGARRR vid Grog boys ‼️

[@monkey8600]

Honestly I've been extremely depressed recently, but watching a cold ones will always make my day

[@adamfriebele8171]

Hey man *puts hand on shoulder* whats wrong buddy

[@pussycat1172]

@@adamfriebele8171wtf

[@jonmovies7353]

​@@adamfriebele8171you're goofy

[@damosanchex]

Same boat man, same boat. Hope it gets better for you

[@ellococt]

Watching a video is gonna help your depression lol

[@DaGreenMarshmello]

Their budget is getting out of hand and I’m all for it 😂😂

[@delulunalina]

Loving the absolute chaos in this episode. Hating having had the theme from Hong Kong 97 in my head the past 2 days.

[@CK_LethalNJector]

the banjo and kazoooie music poppin up here and there was great, reminded me of a fucking awesome childhood memory id long forgotten about. watching you guys reminded me of growin up in the late 80s with my older bros, man we were a bunch of knuckleheads

[@broadstreetburnout1719]

9:47 SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG REFERENCE LET'S GOOOOO

[@AtticusGrim]

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

[@SirSmokesAlot1869]

Honestly, I have not laughed at a video this hard this long in such a seriously long time. I wish I could meet you guys. 😂😂

[@sweou]

this video is not just easily one of your most entertaining but probably one of the most entertaining things ive ever seen, this channel is seriously one of the highlights of the internet!

[@crockorocko4781]

cold ones is actually my life blood I have watched all these videos like 20 times each but everytime I come back to them they are just as good and I genuinely never laugh so much

[@LilFebreeze]

18:10 is the closest thing we'll ever get to a Super Trash Bros Part 2

[@douceinthehouse9644]

I waited all day and night to watch this in this didn't disappoint for a sec from start to finish

[@YulaYulna]

darcy in the muscle suit was amazing

[@vincienco]

Chad fighting the wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man while Max tries to break up the fight with a “he’s chill he’s chill” was the Cherry on top of this fkn gem of an episode

[@christopherhollis2915]

I could watch this every day for the next month and still be laughing. That was so good.

[@dredoctor8271]

Man I wanna entrust my lifesavings with these guys!

[@Whiskeysim]

Holy shit, that reference to Hong Kong 97 at 12:17. That ones going to go over some heads.

[@martinandreev5204]

The 12:12 sequence made me laugh so much

[@newton1141]

What's the title of the song?

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

Easily the best content creators on the internet. You can see they're putting the money to work and making one banger after another with it. If all influencers were like this instead of being out of American Psycho nobody'd egg them

[@portalbuilder7021]

They got egged by that little fella

[@funfun5277]

It was fun watching Chad and Max review the bigger items!

[@Bakutakamine]

Wow, they've elevated to such expensive and large items that even Max can't destroy them.

[@Langharig_Tuig]

This is genuinely one of the few channels that has me actually laughing hard. The fight in the suits in that weird dome... It just got me man

[@aeronautisch]

The production quality on this video is AWESOME!

[@chemistrycam3143]

That intro was absolutely amazing.

[@writerblocks9553]

That rolling thing is fucking sweet, I want a single person one

[@JamesFireclaw]

Everything about this episode was amazing. Congrats max and Chad and the crew. You guys rock

[@mongrel_97]

that advert goes stupid hard. take it far lads! i want Grog! over here in europe too!

[@BEExPyro]

I thought I was gonna have to wait longer to see another episode because of Max’s wedding. Congrats Max.

[@edenhemstrom1591]

I always wait til i get stoned before watching a Cold ones video. It never hits wrong I always laugh på ass off

[@Mario-sc7fq]

I know this is pretty shite to speak about because it's more so a downer but this video has absolutely got me bellowing with laughter that I haven't felt in a long while since my father's passing and just wanted to thank you guys for the smiles and laughs and hope you all stay safe

[@BlazeIsBOSS]

cold ones always gives me the biggest laughs this shit had me crying you guys are the best on youtube

[@skylineplaya8125]

I love to see how much effort is going into thier Videos. Keep it up

[@nicesterricester7084]

Just wanna say I love your editor! They always put so much effort into ur vids and add funny meme type stuff 😂

[@MrScooba]

Worth the wait! They really went all out on this one 🔥🔥

[@starcyon]

Whoever made the editing is carry the whole team, awesome job

[@constantinhamann1752]

one of your best videos so far

[@pooryamehdipoor8260]

This episode was the best one you've done in the series, and some parts were way too funny

[@qfurgie]

love the editing style you guys clearly put a lot of work and it def paid off :))

[@SheldonMLee]

That music from Earthbound will never not make me think of the AVGN episode. Great video you boys blow money like no one else! Buy Grog is Good!

[@claytontower9253]

Had too drop a like, cannot believe how much y’all spent

[@SashJo]

It was nice of the crew to let Chad be Mario instead of Donkey Kong this time

[@dootguy1579]

20:24 max gets stuck in the multiverse

[@finmurden-simpson1116]

Omg best episode yet

[@Dean-yy9ki]

This is the best episode

[@alphabetsoup6817]

Shout to to darcy, i feel like i should say more but you desrve credit for building everything and i a fan appreciate you big doooooooooog. Also my girlfriend thinks scott is the cute one and should have his own show or be in front of the camera more. Also whoever edits its great. Star wipe to dissolve is my favorite effect.

[@bubbs918]

Absolute banger boys haven't laughed this hard in so long. Amazing editing😂

OMG editor!!! Chill a bit !! Btw awesome editing

[@xDef_QUAKE]

This is one of the best videos I’ve seen from this channel 😂

[@chickengaming420]

Every episode gets more and more chaotic and I love it.

[@StoneWeevil]

18:10 Finally, poetic justice for Chad throwing all those barrels at George and Ian all those years ago...

[@phenixblows]

editing gets better everytime

[@monomiky5742]

Thank you for the crew for setting and putting the items together ik that shit was a pain in the ass.

[@someguy8465]

I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Awesome video!

[@Badlaugh]

Man this was an amazing Cold Ones episode honestly def one of my favorites, had me laughing so hard 😂

[@PseudoWounds]

Best channel on youtube periiod, these guys are great

[@jassingh3208]

Can we just appreciate how majestic Max's hair looks when it's frosty

[@ob9220]

The frog costume part was fucking hilarious I was wheezing the whole time

[@1bigfishstudios]

15:27 pat

[@ProdbyGiesel]

this is prob the best episode yet.

[@isdesireal3053]

I need some grog in Chicago please!!! Lol I love you guys.