The Terrible NFT Island

[@ForeignManinaForeignLand]

Can't wait till Tom Nook puts everyone on this NFT island in insurmountable debt

[@MikkiPike]

🤭🤭🤭

[@natekreimer7221]

Tom Nook would be into crypto, but like, in the Investment Banker way, not the redditor way

[@walkingonneedles]

@@natekreimer7221 still would suck

[@SanDesigns]

Lmfao! I love this comment. 🖤

[@renaigh]

@@natekreimer7221 I mean, he does have his own Cryptocurrency in the form of Bells.

[@AdequateEmily]

It should be pointed out the Twitter account said the island’s age of consent would be “emotional maturity”

[@roramdin]

absolutely insane

[@hydnumm9219]

it WHAT?????

[@milomessing5611]

this is true i have seen it idk why they were so casual w that

[@muffinte]

i am receding into my skin

[@traitwopronounwncethess2566]

WH?????

[@LunaShoemaker]

That anthropomorphic coin character gave me nightmares.

[@roramdin]

i think his slender metallic frame is quite dashing tbh

[@oatmilkzombie]

@@roramdin his coissy

[@themyofmy]

@@oatmilkzombie out. Now

[@TheTimelyTaste]

I love how upset she is by “honey badger don’t care” truly made my week

[@greatpower6063]

im just curious what the string of swearing was about. i find long strings of swearing to be funny in certain circumstances.

[@Thawah]

I'm also pretty sure the "not your keys not your bitcoin" written on the keys the guy was holding, is unfortunately also a very old meme reference. "Not my chair, not my problem" ?

[@aphroditestan]

justified & cosigned tbh. I mean, it was literally over 10 years ago, so many of the people promoting NFTs & huge portions of their followinga won't even know the reference. the entire ad(?)/video just kept progressively getting worse. it feels like a meta joke, is this a real thing? I'm still confused

[@Lucifersfursona]

She’s right and she should say it

[@-thurston]

Don’t have time to watch just yet but I’m so happy you’ve posted again. Take your time and do what’s best for you, I don’t pretend to know what’s going on in anyones given life but I love your content and will always be a fan. Thanks ro for all that you put in to making us smile

[@-thurston]

Ok I just got done watching and I take it all back because you were wrong about formaldehyde

[@vicktoon4645]

makes sense when you consider they want this project to fail so they can make off with every dollar towards making this a thing and disappear with no legal repercussions

[@vicktoon4645]

ad is shitty enough to gain free press through memes and dunks online, cryptobros refuse to listen to "non-believers" and will fund it out of spite, project leaders slither away with everything because at the end of the day they never planned to bring it into fruition in the first place the island is not the product: you are

[@blackanimecat2]

I guess its like that alex jones thing. "Self selecting" having the people who wont be gotten by this obviously crazy grift filter themselfs out and leave only marks behind.

[@nanya992]

Like a surreal dystopian 21st century 'The Producers'

[@stattichavoc5591]

I have never seen someone understand the absolute unrelenting anger i have towards this cryptoland video and the 17 polygons it has in it, thank you for spitting facts as always Ro

[@lolos765]

Ro drops her long-awaited video on my birthday, i am so cosmically blessed

[@roramdin]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[@kali.8608]

You are so right in taking breaks from the internet/uploading, but goddamn. I saw this pop up on my feed and got so giddy to see Ro again. I’m infinitely happy, this made my day so much better. I haven’t been this excited about a KZbinr’s come up pretty much ever aside from Tara Mooknee

[@olimagmoli]

your absolutely haunted stare whenever the weirdass coin did literally anything is killing me. but not nearly as much as "honey badger don't care"

[@antisocialxconstruct]

I've seen a handful of more scripted and coherent critiques of the cryptoland video but this is by far the one that best encapsulates the pure disbelief/horror/burning rage cocktail that it rightfully evokes and I respect your complete refusal to like... meet it at its own level. (Also not sure if this is your first ad spot or not but either way congrats on getting that bread!)

[@Emma-zc5jm]

I'm so glad someone else also experiences absolutely uncontrollable, almost violent anger when the coin started singing

[@sacharyy]

was packing a bowl while watching this and my phone was placed in a very precarious position so it fell and ended in the most impossible spot under my bed to get to so I just could hear Ro’s voice coming from underneath my bed for a couple minutes

[@TheAbigailDee]

Ro, this video is incredible and puts all of this so clearly. But, as a US Senator....can you please let me know if sex is legal? I know you weren't making promises but I really need to know.

[@novi_key]

Vote for them in the midterms and MAYBE they'll legalize the sex

[@courtkowaluk9488]

I went to a local concert recently and there was an artist that was like, "shout out to NFTs! this song is about NFTs!" and it really took 10 years off my life

[@Abigail-bl6mr]

what's scary is that this is also happening in Puerto Rico because of the tax loophole. this means gentrification, new gated communities, basically a modern form of colonization. read Naomi Klein's essay "Battle for Paradise" if you're interested in learning about how crypto-colonialism and disaster capitalism is destroying Puerto Rico 🙃

[@katyawc]

"a worse maximum security prison" as someone who majors in criminology, I can verify this fact

[@maxthemannequin4143]

Cryptoland has been trapped in my brain since Thought Slime and Sophie from Mars covered it, glad to see we're all suffering together 👍

[@Dave102693]

It’s has been Shark3Ozereo covered it, then Hannah Reloaded and KiraTV.

[@yourlocalnerd7788]

For me it was when Diregentlemen covered it

[@SingleSideBand]

keep it trapped im begging you

[@Sauce787]

@@Dave102693 A real 🍞 tube fan.

[@vxicepickxv]

@@Dave102693 and The Serfs

[@marsupialsofmars3886]

The reason all graphic design and art and such is so terrible with nft stuff is because the people this into it are interested in money and business exclusively and have no other interests, talents, desire for creative pursuits... it's really hilarious because the pitch always tries to come around to giving artists freedom but clearly there are a total of 0 indie artists involved

[@thedestroyasystem]

loving the pfp

[@1-eye-willy]

this video was animated on a silicone graphics indigo machine from 1995

[@liaemilie6583]

Ro keeps the jokes coming like an NFT Artwork Generating Ai, except they're all great and original

[@manboy4720]

so pretty much the exact opposite of an AI randomly generating NFTs

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

@@manboy4720 those ones have to be the most vile to me. I find AI generated images unsettling already, but seeing them as NFTs makes them even more insufferable.

[@manboy4720]

@@gregjayonnaise8314 in the future, all money is randomly generated!

[@minine6508]

The fact that this is pretty much how every cryptobro sees themselves it awful

[@thomaschristensen2941]

Crypto island sounds like australia but specifically for money laundering rather than just crimes in general

[@eragonarya225]

YES, bayBEE! have been watching Sophie From Mars lose their mind over this one and thinking “…Ro Ramdin would probably kick ass covering this, it’s rife with good moments for a Ro Ramdin joke” so i’m glad to see you’re throwing your hat into the NFT Hell Island Ring

[@liketheTaj]

The background matching with your eye look is simply CHEF’S KISS😤🥰💗 hope you’re doing well beautiful!

[@Kamodomon]

Always okay to bully a crypto bro. Always.

[@xanderguyer7512]

Finally, someone who feels the exact same kind of rage I feel when I watch this video. It's like the grubhub ad. People have mocked this ad to hell and back, but Ro gets exactly what makes me collapse inward like a dying star

[@camillajefferson386]

i just realised from watching this that you were the first person i saw talking about NFTs many moons ago. i remember thinking "what a silly idea, it'll be forgotten in less than a week". simpler times. and no, i do not need telling that i am extremely naive and obviously not cynical enough about the world yet, for it is self-evident.

[@isabella-mw7ld]

you're like if eminem and bill hader's character stefon from snl had a child who somehow grew up to be a leftist, i'm glad you're back 💓

[@nonbinarysunset555]

you were gone so long i nearly bought an nft (non fungible tombstone) fr its good to see you again and i hope you know now to take your time with content. were in no hurry!

[@70Lu07]

You see, if this means that every cryptobro is sent to an island far away from society, it's kind of a good thing

[@raviamodernepic]

Welcome back 🙌🏾 this needs to be more ridiculed, and glad you are here to deliver the insight!

[@rosmostdedicatedsoldier3187]

OMG RO IN HER SPONSORED ERA

[@peterhardisty6678]

im so happy ur back, im thankful u took the break u needed but jesus christ ur such an amazing creator

[@noahsamsen]

LOVE U RO WELCOME BACK ♥️

[@cryptidrecording]

I’m so sorry you had to come back to us because of Conny the evil NFT island proprietor. Awful and evil but it’s great to have a goddess of the internet back.

[@jaiminwatson8159]

Omg so nice to have Ro back! I hope you’re doing good and yay about the sponsor!

[@MrBaskins2010]

oh how much i've missed your deadpan delivery

[@meow.4972]

I am listening to Ro talk about nerdy computer shit and swooning because I like her a normal amount :)

[@SirArthurTheGreat]

Ro I think you’re legitimately the funniest youtuber that I watch nowadays. Whenever you upload it’s always a treat to me. I struggle with motivation and creativity and you’re an inspiration to me. I’ll always enjoy whatever you put out.

[@pjmcewan1909]

hey ro! glad to see you back and im so excited to finish the video. I would love if you could make the content you are watching full screen, even though i might have to burn my retina's after seeing it, but it's a little tricky to see the video with it being so small. love ya as always

[@hellabisys]

Good (bad) news: there's an early extended cut of this video floating around. So many even worse jokes that were cut, and weirdly the shirt texture popping was intentional?

[@hellabisys]

Also thanks for saying bye :)

[@JordySan]

36 days without you was *PURE* pain

[@DoctorRobotronic]

"NFTs will be good for artists" proceeds to make the most haunting Pixar short imaginable

[@imlostinthefade]

I do not believe I could have even ASKED for a better video right now. Partially because I have crippling anxiety and the inability to make decisions, but also because I love Rose and I've been obsessed with watching people react to this horrible, horrible idea ever since ThoughtSlime and Sophie watched it together. Thank you as always Rose! Hope you're feeling good :)

[@milomessing5611]

RO'S BACK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@lilypaigeham]

WHAAAAA YOU GOT A SPONSOR????? HELL YEAH RO!!!!!

[@Nevyn1003]

Haven't watched yet but so happy to see you posting again, hope it means you're feeling better. Idk if these kinda comments are stressful or not (they were for me) (im no longer on social media lol), but I'm so impressed and in love with the videos you make. Honestly it's some of my favourite stuff on here, can't compare it to anything else. The art of it all is insane, and I've properly laughed so many times watching you. BUT!!! I'm very glad you took time off when you needed it, and I hope you'll continue to do so when you need to in the future. Big digital ? ??thumbs up ? [appropriate expression of approval and appreciation] from Trâns w mentál illnës, i think you're very neat xx

[@aisushitai2680]

"This is a crime cavern." - All my friends walking into my apartment for the first time.

[@jb1996]

there’s something about you that reminds me so much of bo burnham’s energy! maybe it’s your name haha, but i’m sold more on your hilarious, quick witted intros. one of my favourite up and coming youtubers! i also love how knowledgeable you are about the technical aspects of your craft! i’d love to know what you studied or what your professional background is. extremely impressive and enlightening!

[@grimvvice]

U back and u getting that sponsor bag lets go Rose!!!

[@morganbodhi9492]

13:55 honestly i think this is just realism, do you think there would be diversity on this godforsaken island

[@bee.sapphic]

This is the first video I've watched of yours and wowah! I'm in love! Your humor is so quick and witty like I'm watching a auctioneer's rambles in-between shows. Definitely subscribing, I want to see more :)

[@BupiDoodles]

I'm insanely excited that you got a sponsor. You deserve it.

[@cannonballking7]

NFT? More like Not For Tsale! Damn, feels good being a comedic genius...

[@MoonVixen]

they wanted to maximize profits so much that they just downloaded all the free turbosquid 3d models and assets and called it a day

[@skeletonmeatphantasylibrary]

the four identical dudes in that one shot are just different NFTs of the same guy

[@m0ldyv0m1t]

Empire Today and The General back in the 2000's and 2010's had better animation than whatever the hell this crypto-horrorshow has forsaken us with

[@needleintheslay]

babe wake up, new ro video just dropped !!!

[@GoredonTheDestroyer]

Rose, I love your videos, but you didn't have to do the computers that animated Toy Story dirty like that. They were stupid powerful for 1993 and animated one of the best animated movies of the early-mid '90s.

[@binxglitch]

thanks for saying bye ro 😃 it's good to have you back! this was hilarious and tragic and it will forever be seared into my mind. thank you but also why would you subject us innocents to this! i look forward to your videos and i'm glad you take your needs into account and post at your pace. you're a person and not a content machine and I hope you can continue to post as you feel comfortable. have a good day!

[@deadchannel2511]

omg hey welcome back we missed u

[@Mtaylor4024]

Thanks for saying bye, Ro!

[@rayk8665]

OMG FIRST SPONSOR IM SO PROUD

[@brynnhelena]

this is literally one of the funniest channels i've come across in such a long time. love you ro

[@alexandriatempest]

I love Ro. I saved this for when I needed their voice to sooth my wearied mind.

[@Nicknstrips]

Literally my favorite youtuber ever😭😭like the language is so smart and witty, even though my nature valley brain crumbles at every jest I still ADORE THIS CHANNEL AND THE CONTENT

[@andykingyt]

Please stop smack talking my gorgeous monkey portraits

[@roramdin]

andy lower your voice

[@alyssaconroy740]

Ro your eye makeup looks INCREDIBLE in this video

[@Nilnot]

That coin guy is what I see when I close my eyes after dropping acid in a casino

[@rainbowyoungeun]

so glad the first youtuber ever posted again!! in all seriousness so happy to see you’re back and i sincerely hope you are doing better

[@JBROXSMTOY120]

as someone who fell in love with and binged your whole channel like, right before you went on a break, i gotta say i am HAPPY to see you again!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[@fugitive_]

U even made the sponsored bit entertaining! So glad to see you post again!! :)

[@i_love_lilo]

not me getting an add for the fucking META-VERSE during this video

[@blackE1114]

glad to see you back even if it was chaotic in not the usual way. holy bobs tho that song at the end is sooooo good. where did that energy come from? can't wait for more... but like, I can wait.. do what you need to and be good to yourself

[@jellyfish5611]

was just beginning to eat dinner when i saw the notif for this video now my dinner will be even tastier. great video once again, ro :]

[@palapeura375]

Your makeup is absolutely beautiful! I wish I could rock an icy silver look

[@NidorinaKaterina]

Damn! Thank you Ro, for enduring this nightmare of a video to entertain us, wish I could unsee that horrendous coin-man? (coin creature? coin guide? coin broadway wannabe? ), I'm still not sure if this is a real island or if it's actually meant to be on the metaverse or sth, and you know what, on second thought I do NOT want to know. thanks for saying bye at the end there and thanks for posting again, nice to have you back and congrats on that sponsor!

[@minirobokid4916]

cryptoland is the costco version of spooky island from scooby doo

[@suspendingdriedflowers]

thank you for existing. i am very proud of all that you do. i also adore your heart shaped cereal bowl.

[@madsstokes]

Her scripts make me so happy. Seriously, Ro is an artist.

[@cadenbohn3789]

ro ramdin is the best joke writer of the last 10 years no one makes me laugh like this i love you

[@emilyhume8403]

WOOHOOOO glad to see ya back Rose, hope you're doing well ❤❤❤

[@sheeremthefirst]

Was so glad to see you posted! Love your work, glad to know you took time for you, take care of yourself!

[@EEarle]

they hired yandev as the creative director for this one

[@LuminaOfficial]

cannot believe you roasted my at2020 microphone

[@anonsleuth]

this was hilarious and made my night, so glad to see you posting again :) you are one of my favorite youtubers

[@ch1miu]

I hope you’re doing well I’m so excited to watch this !

[@chetoshima4187]

I audibly gasped when I saw u uploaded! Glad to see ur feelin better and hope the good times roll!!

[@Alryeght]

This is the first video of yours I've ever seen, I did not know your channel even existed 2 minutes ago, but I've already hit subscribe 😍😍 so many videos on your channel that I wanna watch!!! Idk why KZbin hasn't shown me you until now!!!??? But yayyyyy

[@deliareed8552]

LETS GO!! RO VIDEO !! WHAT A JOY

[@Skelluii]

Let's goo she's back!!

[@dhygin]

I like every single one of your videos within the first quip. They never fail to make me smile, your brain has so many wrinkles

[@Dreamprism]

Finally, something to listen to while I prepare and eat my food!

[@kidpixdeluxe4]

i had to take two half hour breaks to get through this video. great upload ro

[@c.m.4577]

Cryptoland is like Juggalo Island, but bad

[@wastelandbrain]

THANK YOU ROSE

[@melleelizabeth2853]

IM SO GLAD THERE'S A KZbinR WHO PAYS AS CLOSE ATTENTION TO ANIMATION AS I DO!! YOURE MAKING ALL THE POINTS!!

[@aguyuno]

1: thanks for saying bye 2: you can tell Ro is mad when she starts straight up doing a bruce almighty bit

[@Jincaii]

Glad to see Ro and I channeled the same level of visceral fury at ‘honey-badger don’t care’