The Terrible Spy Kids Reboot Movies - Diamondbolt

[@a_man_with_a_plan]

The time keeper unironicly has an amazing backstory

[@Justachannel-u9w]

You aren’t wrong

[@myriadmediamusings]

Can join Buscemi’s line of fearful God staying in heaven as being legit existential crises.

[@RosheenQuynh]

So dark!

[@flamelover1746]

Oh, absolutely.

[@noobmasterruben5167]

Agree. The time keeper has a more well written motivation than most if not all Sony non spiderman movies

[@MichaelTeresa92]

*"You think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created"* -Dr. Romero

[@icravedeath.1200]

Now that I think about it, because the movie is about a game. is that a reference to John Romero?

[@MichaelTeresa92]

You think?!?! Nah, but in all seriousness, yeah

[@brodiesmith7957]

@@icravedeath.1200I don’t know but that’s the best line in film history

[@marvellux4654]

That scene had me almost go into an existential crisis or something at like 8 years old

[@NathanDrakeTheGreat]

_"For every person who dreams up the lightbulb, there's the one who dreams up the atom bomb."_ *-Mr. Electric*

[@limbobilbo8743]

Two things. 1) the timekeeper goes unbelievably hard both backstory and design. 2) the idea of the leader of a spy agency being a goldeneye fan is amazing to me

[@Ryder-a-Blaze]

The wacky CGI is what helped Spy Kids be so memorable

[@ladypool1404]

That and the side characters like Doctor Romero, Machete, the Dinkster etc. In the reboot, it looks like there's none of that. It's just a mix of the 4 movies, not really creative or fun 😐

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

@@ladypool1404YEAH THE DINKSTER

[@spaceboyctstudios2934]

The CGI in “Spy Kids: Armageddon” is still pretty wacky. It’s just also updated, which I actually love because that means it doesn’t have to suffer through the issues “Spy Kids 3: Game Over” suffered from, like that one scene with how the characters weren’t actually really running.

[@rjk537]

​@@spaceboyctstudios2934creativity is dead

[@realestsienna]

y’all complained that the cgi was bad but now that it’s decent, y’all want it to be wack & bad even though y’all would’ve complained if it was horrible ☠️ nostalgia blind goes crazy

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

The shitaki mushrooms joke going from Carmen trying to scare parents, to "oh my god I know the adult word now but I can't say it infront of the kids and gotta cover quickly!"

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

Fun fact juni cortez's actor voiced the main character in the painfully overlooked series Generator Rex.

[@lifegame9542]

Underrated af show. Thanks for reminding me about it. I'll put it on my backlog

[@daddyinthestreetsenpaiinth9250]

GENERATOR REX MENTIONED GRAAAAHHHHHH

[@StudioTradimento2]

Was just thinking about that, great show, watching it be lost to time hurts

[@azure-aeon-dragonica]

HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER WATCHING GENERATOR REX WHEN I WAS YOUNGER

[@dudesayshi2191]

you guys remember the heroes united crossover with ben ten

[@Thescooped23]

3:56 Hearing the full grown man that is Ricky gervais say such incredible one liners like “someone put that on KZbin” and “Butt bombs” as a cgi dog brings a new emotion to me

[@icravedeath.1200]

Well it's either that or him being a bully towards trans people, so that's the better option.

[@SowaraAkther1]

12:39 I don't know what worse: having 2 separate TV to play the same game or seeing the characters using joy cons while they are hooked up to an XBOX.

[@marvellux4654]

And the ui of a Playstation

[@icravedeath.1200]

​@@marvellux4654I'm pretty sure just reading that gave me a brain bleed.

[@SuperHexer123]

I've never heard of the Armageddon movie for this franchise, but that plot reminded me a lot of the old Rensenware "virus" from long ago. It was a joke ransomware virus where once a machine was hit you had to beat a level in Touhou on lunatic difficulty with a score of 200 million. The funniest part is that the creator himself accidentally activated it on his own machine.....and couldn't beat it. So he had to make a neutralizing code which he later distributed out.

[@campbellroehrich7146]

I remember going from Adelaide to Sydney on holiday and going to watch Spy Kids 4D with my parents and cousin. As a kid I though it was the coolest shit ever, though half of the card smelt like nothing.

[@LaEmporoar]

right? I could only pick out like 3 smells the entire movie

[@biggrizzgojira9883]

Most of the smells coated my finger and smelt absolutely Rank!

[@EPICMAN_3D]

Did somebody ring the dinkster

[@N11196]

Still waiting for sharkboy and lava girl 2...

[@gogebu]

we can be hero's on netflix

[@stereokuuji]

Bro where were you last year 😂

[@lockout5731]

were gona be waiting a while for it

[@bfbsdmdgcxvgyfegyi]

IM WAITING TOO

[@N11196]

​@@gogebuit's not a sequel lol

[@chamberlaindemberf.deleon4153]

"I never got to give her my email address" -Juni Cortez

[@BugsyFoga]

Armageddon is a freaking insanely hilarious name for a spy kids movie.

[@Patrick-bn5rp]

To explain the TV thing... Some multiplayer games will sync up the cutscenes, which could explain why the same was playing across two screens. Also, if they have a keyboard for their living room TV, then it's because they have a PC hooked up to it as a media center or something.

[@cassidyb.3531]

Giving them too much credit honestly

[@Patrick-bn5rp]

@@cassidyb.3531 100%. I just think there's a rational explanation for what happened, even if the film makers didn't actually think everything through.

[@realmjumper8154]

If I had a nickel for every bad sequel I’ve watched with the subtitle of Armageddon I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s strange that it happened twice

[@Robin-be1zm]

Spy kids armageddon isn't bad

[@realmjumper8154]

@@Robin-be1zm I didn’t enjoy it personally but if you did that’s fine

[@glowstoneunknown]

what's the other one?

[@realmjumper8154]

@@glowstoneunknown Mortal Kombat: Armageddon

[@glowstoneunknown]

@@realmjumper8154 oh right

[@BLISSAPE]

Spy kids 5: in 3D, with Aroma-scope and hypnotherapy to make you feel like the characters

[@rhapsody2612]

As someone born in 2007, I was obsessed with Spy Kids 1 and 3 via Foxtel, and I didnt even know they made a 4 and 5

[@spaceboyctstudios2934]

Born in 2007? Dang. I was born in 2006.

[@MKG-2033]

These were my jam as a kid, and it's good to know i'm not alone in that regard. i went back to rewatch them when i saw they were all on netflix and i gotta say it's still the best series of drug trips they turned into kids movies I've ever seen!

[@MKG-2033]

WAIT. Did i just get a comment from Diamondbolt?!

[@VictoryVault447]

Ricky Gervais must've been desperate for a pay check when he agreed to be in spy kids 4 lmao

[@omegav1252]

" couldn't figure out what 5D is" *CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES*

[@retrogamelover2012]

You know, I can imagine at some point, that they'd probably start taking the rise out of the lack of competence in the OSS, and would probably be at least an interesting way of bringing in a more antagonistic character, either as a sort of obstacle that was trying to make changes to the OSS for the betterment of the organization, or possibly a villain that essentially exploited the incompetence to their own advantage, and basically tried to sabotage the organization from the inside, by manipulating the more compitent members, who are already frustrated by the lack of compitent members of the organization.

[@emred4653]

The movie they enter to the game was incredible. İ remember it being a huge deal and making us watch it at school wirh 3d glasses

[@TeruteruBozusama]

But... Unless they had a huge screen, wouldn't anyone sit in front of each other but not higher up? So they'd block the view and make the glasses useless?

[@herobrinekingmaster]

You mean those cheap 3d glasses that make your eyes hurt?

[@marvelousball]

Holy shit the time keeper is just made in heaven

[@gracekim1998]

I didn't realise the fourth one was a reboot because the other original spy kids siblings appeared in it and their aunt is the new kids' step-mother... I forgot the baby has no actual name XD poor kid. the only thing i remember about the brother is he has hearing aids and um it's treated as a 'weapon' for some reason. Oh so the actual reboot is a mix of every movie before....dang. It's weird that they didn't follow up on the thread of the fourth one

[@ccateni28]

4th one bombed and Skydance did the 5th film, i.e. the reboot. 4th one was TWC.

[@ohmaplaymaker]

Wait wait wait, how is the 4th a reboot? Didnt it have some connections with the first 3 movies somehow? Edit : 1:35 Welp, now I understand

[@spaceboyctstudios2934]

@@ccateni28Yep. The 4th Spy Kids movie was the Weinstein Company (a.k.a. The company that was owned by Harvey Weinstein, who really loves raping women, huh? Thank God Harvey’s in jail.)

[@arcanonn]

I was one of the two people who watched Spy Kids: Mission Critical, and let me say, the best part was the main villain being voiced by Jim Carey, and the Russian girl who’s inexplicably Floop’s daughter.

[@cashomnitrix]

Random Brain is voiced by Tom Kenny.

[@norizzadlol]

aint no way theres a new spy kids movie lmao

[@Idontplaytf2]

I literally just woke up so thank you for occupying my monkey brain.

[@mikoartz5006]

exactly me

[@HoDoBoDo]

6:37 There actually is a deleted scene with Machete. It's a good scene honestly. No idea why it was cut...

[@jones7119]

8:24 Somebody having to fight a boss to get access to their bank account legitimately feels like set up for a dumb mobile game ad

[@BirdDuck]

"You can't access your back account,you don't have 80 million pow-"

[@ToaAxiomMan]

I'd like to think in my personal headcanon that these two reboot movies aren't canon as these take place as either as a bad fever dream or... just fictional in universe movies within the Spy Kids movies canon

[@fernie5686]

4 and 5 being in universe movies that poorly adapt 1 through 3 actually makes sense

[@austinbusumbru123]

I think the most insane thing is that Dinkster Daily is still posting somebody ring the dinkster

[@caracaracat2958]

The “time fllies” joke had no right to make me laugh

[@parrott4634]

A girl who gets in trouble a lot and her family fight a man who accelerates time to achieve peace… How the hell is this just Stone Ocean

[@JspiderTheMainChannel]

1:29 the fastest kill off in history💀

[@ParkerShame]

Time keepers’s backstory is depressing

[@JoniTestrogen]

Honestly, this blast from the past is exactly what I needed today.. greetings from my hospital bed, Bolt. Love your shit!

[@hillelkrieger]

love these videos, never stop posting

[@jakehiebert8664]

JUNI, the goat went on to voice the goat Generator Rex, which was a nice suprise

[@sohamchandratre]

Grew up watching spykids 1 to 4. Still love all of them.

[@averageperson4703]

He made Shorts? God damn, what a fever dream.

[@JMotion]

The children playing an Xbox One X using Joy-Cons infuriates me to no end. Sin.

[@gazem_3211]

I loved when the Timekeeper yelled "ZA WARUDO!" and then freezes time. Peak cinema

[@pirigrinfalcon6029]

i loved when he yelled MAIDEN HEAVEN

[@lockout5731]

spy kids so weird and random yet Dimond bolt still uploads banger videos TILL ALL ARE ONE friend

[@MassterF]

Spy kids now has the same amount of movies as ice age.

[@StarkNight5506]

5:53 Spy Kids 4 was the first Spy Kids movie that I watched, and that scene actually did make sense, at least to me. Cause it alludes to there having been kid spies in the past, but not anymore. However, it never mentions that there were other movies, as the clips from the first movies that were shown on the screen could just be different missions that the Juni and Carmen did during their time as spies.

[@NujasZ]

1:16 I remember having 'Somebody Ring the Dinkster' As my notification sound back in middle school because I thought it was the funniest thing ever back then

[@ethejumper6568]

Timestamps: 0:00 Intro 0:45 Recap 1:30 Spy Kids 4 7:04 Spy Kids Armageddon 13:56 Outro

[@PurpleSÐB]

this video is in the new game theory video lmao

[@suskei9000]

Yep

[@pjplayz5448]

You think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created?

[@Leech-3]

Probably

[@sammyhoffman4812]

Somebody ring the dinkster?

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

the sad truth is that rodriguez has become like michael bay where he just makes the same movie again and again im sure if you put his movies on at the same time they'll synch up

[@gsjohn25]

10:43 the entire Pokemon series in a nutshell

[@Blahblahblah28504]

I absolutely had no idea there were more movies after the third movie.

[@RomaroBrandon]

Spy Kids 4 should not have been connected to the other three movies. It should have been it's own thing or connected to Spy Kids 5 which I watched recently and neither are as good as the original three. Sidenote I wish Carmen was in Spy Kids 3 longer because I think it would have been cool to see her and Juni travel through the game together instead of one lava level and a fight in the real where neither of them defeats Sylvester Stallone.

[@yaboythecorgiwithacap8593]

I like the fact that the only reason that juni wasn’t frozen was because he isn’t an agent 1 since he is basically retired since spy kids 2

[@Nautical24]

I'm glad you listened and put this on KZbin

[@animeluigiboy]

If I die, and we never get a sequel for Sharkboy and Lavagirl. I want this world to blow up.

[@AwkwardHypernerd413]

people after watching spy kids armageddon: perhaps i treated you too harshly

[@acidpain6059]

The fact the Sharkboy and lava girl sequel had neither Max not Linus in it makes it an immediate 0/10

[@nicholascooney]

Dammit Diamondbolt, the cartoon was the one I wanted to hear about most

[@justinthomas7222]

Yay, I finally made it early! Everything I know about these movies, I've learned from Mr. Bolt.

[@alumlovescake]

Spy Kids can NOT be terrible it is either stupid fun or brain rot fun

[@CueLou]

I have that wiki KNOW my boy Cecil had one of my favourite bits in cinema where he turned off his hearing aids when his sister was just yelling at him. PEAK CINEMA

[@himanshugirigoswami4573]

This video was so much fun! I love it.

[@Thewisman]

I am currently watching this on a school trip

[@NightRainPanda]

As someone who grew up with only Spy Kids 4, ya that scene in the warehouse made no sense.

[@sinkingwrench]

The real question is why were we so obsessed with spies in 2000s - early 2010s? There were spy movies about cats, dogs, Guinea pigs, kids, teenage girls, Mr Bean and the list just goes on… Not to mention all of the useless spy gadget toys and books))

[@sethleoric2598]

No fucking way The Time Keeper has such a fire origin story.

[@henryhehman8015]

You for got the Machete trilogy where Danny Trejo plays machete the same character. He played in spy, kids, one and two maybe three and maybe four

[@Planes12]

I remember watching spy kids when I was younger and thinking,”these are great movies”, and as I look back at it now, I think “wow, that’s kin- actually no, that was really crap

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

It should have stopped at the third film. It's confusing as hell that the studio just keeps pushing for the rebirth of a clearly dead franchise.

[@spider-jeff_101]

Love how he included the show in the thumbnail the. Only remembered it right at the end

[@sparks7738]

12:57 thats also an X-box, with... with joycons

[@korosensai-sx2te]

God dam it, I love this half blind man. The amount of respect for this man I have.... Diamond bolt = KING

[@darthgonk5648]

Thank you for reminding me to watch my daily dinkster video

[@shadowleon659]

Who on earth is even asking for these Spy Kids movies?

[@eatatjoe]

It's part of a bizarre nostalgia thing we're *slowly* crawling away from.

[@digitalexordium4763]

Spy kids 1 and 2 had some actually decent set design, its kind of like Sonic Adventure 2 with its story, its absurd, but its fun

[@arkanamaster4961]

The first spy kids “reboot” I wouldn’t really call a reboot as it’s still in the og universe along with cameos from the original spy kids

[@locker08]

So basically the entire plot and premise of Spy Kids 4 is just an entire JoJo reference

[@Aaaaaaarrrpirate]

When I was a kid I could only watch shorts (the movie obviously) with a dvd that was insanely scratched up, so random bits would become really fuzzy or just be completely black and now it feels like a fever dream

[@scottlentfert1827]

Hey Bolt, former subscriber here, wanted to let you know that over 1.5 week ago this vid actually got shown in a game theory video, congrats! that probaley means matpat watches you :D. Edit Matpat just dicided to quit his youtube career which is why he sold his shows to a company, also i will resub to you when i think about the stuff i actually want to see from media reviewers outside of games and danish ones ;)

[@Deep-fried-mouse]

Adam it has been eleven months, we need the spy kids cartoon review

[@You-Tube-n5k]

Ngl, All the Time in World was my first Spy Kids movie, and the plot gave me nightmares. Tbh, it's a guilty pleasure of mine.

[@megax-lf3bn]

2:44 when the spy is sus

[@breaking836]

i was absolutely PISSED at the fact that they did a complete reboot. i really wanted spy kids to be that really dumb series that has a million sequals and semi reboots for some reason

[@ThatOrangeGhost]

how are we not talking about that both movies McGuffins are named the exact same thing.

[@DaneNOTDan]

I may be sick but that’s no excuse to miss the new dimandbolt video

[@julz_swag]

Where’s your energy diamondbolt?

[@X8postal_dude8X]

When watching this vid I thought the heck knight was called tek knight so I didn't understand why Robert Rodriguez named a character after the batman counterpart that couldn't stop fucking things from the boys until I heard diamond bolt say heck knight

[@ph-1012]

not tried using two monitors on one console before but if it works correctly, yeah it would be more worth it for playing some videogames. a shit ton of modern ones just don't support split screen, its a serious pain.

[@Pooby32]

One day you should cover the cursed airbud spinoffs and sequels

[@9somethingorother837]

Finally someone's talking about these, I thought everyone forgot.. well everyone except diamondbolt

[@RealTomahawk7]

I didn't even realize that these movies were a thing. But seeing how they turned out, I'm glad I didn't grow up with them

[@Callmedrain]

You have no childhood

[@RealTomahawk7]

@@Callmedrain What do you mean? I grew up with the OG trilogy. Not with any of these reboots

[@Kindasus25]

Spy Kids Armageddon lore question: What do you think happens when you beat the final level of the game when accessing a piece of technology? Is there a new game plus? Can you now just freely access technology? What the fuck happens?

[@elaynadiedinside]

I um. Didn't know there was a Spy Kids 4 and I think I will watch it now

[@B1GMIK]

I will always say that spy kids is my favorite movie franchise (I had a horrendous childhood)

[@ohmaplaymaker]

4:23 He's basically Nox from Wakfu and Pucci from Jojo's combined... but worse? wtf 😂

[@audycjablabla6977]

I still have my 3D glasses from Cinema Ah SpyKids 3D was Amazing

[@egg-ts4fo]

Imagine having access to all computers in the world and just adding a mobile game