The Terrible Spy Kids Reboot Movies - Diamondbolt

[@a_man_with_a_plan]

The time keeper unironicly has an amazing backstory

[@Captianflame-w7s]

You aren’t wrong

[@myriadmediamusings]

Can join Buscemi’s line of fearful God staying in heaven as being legit existential crises.

[@RosheenQuynh]

So dark!

[@flamelover1746]

Oh, absolutely.

[@noobmasterruben5167]

Agree. The time keeper has a more well written motivation than most if not all Sony non spiderman movies

[@MichaelTeresa92]

*"You think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created"* -Dr. Romero

[@icravedeath.1200]

Now that I think about it, because the movie is about a game. is that a reference to John Romero?

[@MichaelTeresa92]

You think?!?! Nah, but in all seriousness, yeah

[@brodiesmith7957]

@@icravedeath.1200I don’t know but that’s the best line in film history

[@marvellux4654]

That scene had me almost go into an existential crisis or something at like 8 years old

[@NathanDrakeTheGreat]

_"For every person who dreams up the lightbulb, there's the one who dreams up the atom bomb."_ *-Mr. Electric*

[@limbobilbo8743]

Two things. 1) the timekeeper goes unbelievably hard both backstory and design. 2) the idea of the leader of a spy agency being a goldeneye fan is amazing to me

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

The shitaki mushrooms joke going from Carmen trying to scare parents, to "oh my god I know the adult word now but I can't say it infront of the kids and gotta cover quickly!"

[@Ryder-a-Blaze]

The wacky CGI is what helped Spy Kids be so memorable

[@ladypool1404]

That and the side characters like Doctor Romero, Machete, the Dinkster etc. In the reboot, it looks like there's none of that. It's just a mix of the 4 movies, not really creative or fun 😐

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

@@ladypool1404YEAH THE DINKSTER

[@spaceboyctstudios2934]

The CGI in “Spy Kids: Armageddon” is still pretty wacky. It’s just also updated, which I actually love because that means it doesn’t have to suffer through the issues “Spy Kids 3: Game Over” suffered from, like that one scene with how the characters weren’t actually really running.

[@rjk537]

​@@spaceboyctstudios2934creativity is dead

[@realestsienna]

y’all complained that the cgi was bad but now that it’s decent, y’all want it to be wack & bad even though y’all would’ve complained if it was horrible ☠️ nostalgia blind goes crazy

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

Fun fact juni cortez's actor voiced the main character in the painfully overlooked series Generator Rex.

[@lifegame9542]

Underrated af show. Thanks for reminding me about it. I'll put it on my backlog

[@daddyinthestreetsenpaiinth9250]

GENERATOR REX MENTIONED GRAAAAHHHHHH

[@chips5840]

Was just thinking about that, great show, watching it be lost to time hurts

[@Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things]

HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER WATCHING GENERATOR REX WHEN I WAS YOUNGER

[@dudesayshi2191]

you guys remember the heroes united crossover with ben ten

[@SowaraAkther1]

12:39 I don't know what worse: having 2 separate TV to play the same game or seeing the characters using joy cons while they are hooked up to an XBOX.

[@marvellux4654]

And the ui of a Playstation

[@Thescooped23]

3:56 Hearing the full grown man that is Ricky gervais say such incredible one liners like “someone put that on KZbin” and “Butt bombs” as a cgi dog brings a new emotion to me

[@N11196]

Still waiting for sharkboy and lava girl 2...

[@gogebu]

we can be hero's on netflix

[@stereokuuji]

Bro where were you last year 😂

[@lockout5731]

were gona be waiting a while for it

[@bfbsdmdgcxvgyfegyi]

IM WAITING TOO

[@N11196]

​@@gogebuit's not a sequel lol

[@campbellroehrich7146]

I remember going from Adelaide to Sydney on holiday and going to watch Spy Kids 4D with my parents and cousin. As a kid I though it was the coolest shit ever, though half of the card smelt like nothing.

[@LaEmporoar]

right? I could only pick out like 3 smells the entire movie

[@biggrizzgojira9883]

Most of the smells coated my finger and smelt absolutely Rank!

[@SuperHexer123]

I've never heard of the Armageddon movie for this franchise, but that plot reminded me a lot of the old Rensenware "virus" from long ago. It was a joke ransomware virus where once a machine was hit you had to beat a level in Touhou on lunatic difficulty with a score of 200 million. The funniest part is that the creator himself accidentally activated it on his own machine.....and couldn't beat it. So he had to make a neutralizing code which he later distributed out.

[@EPICMAN_3D]

Did somebody ring the dinkster

[@realmjumper8154]

If I had a nickel for every bad sequel I’ve watched with the subtitle of Armageddon I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s strange that it happened twice

[@Robin-be1zm]

Spy kids armageddon isn't bad

[@realmjumper8154]

@@Robin-be1zm I didn’t enjoy it personally but if you did that’s fine

[@glowstoneunknown]

what's the other one?

[@realmjumper8154]

@@glowstoneunknown Mortal Kombat: Armageddon

[@glowstoneunknown]

@@realmjumper8154 oh right

[@Patrick-bn5rp]

To explain the TV thing... Some multiplayer games will sync up the cutscenes, which could explain why the same was playing across two screens. Also, if they have a keyboard for their living room TV, then it's because they have a PC hooked up to it as a media center or something.

[@cassidyb.3531]

Giving them too much credit honestly

[@Patrick-bn5rp]

@@cassidyb.3531 100%. I just think there's a rational explanation for what happened, even if the film makers didn't actually think everything through.

[@BugsyFoga]

Armageddon is a freaking insanely hilarious name for a spy kids movie.

[@rhapsody2612]

As someone born in 2007, I was obsessed with Spy Kids 1 and 3 via Foxtel, and I didnt even know they made a 4 and 5

[@spaceboyctstudios2934]

Born in 2007? Dang. I was born in 2006.

[@BLISSAPE]

Spy kids 5: in 3D, with Aroma-scope and hypnotherapy to make you feel like the characters

[@chamberlaindemberf.deleon4153]

"I never got to give her my email address" -Juni Cortez

[@gracekim25]

I didn't realise the fourth one was a reboot because the other original spy kids siblings appeared in it and their aunt is the new kids' step-mother... I forgot the baby has no actual name XD poor kid. the only thing i remember about the brother is he has hearing aids and um it's treated as a 'weapon' for some reason. Oh so the actual reboot is a mix of every movie before....dang. It's weird that they didn't follow up on the thread of the fourth one

[@ccateni28]

4th one bombed and Skydance did the 5th film, i.e. the reboot. 4th one was TWC.

[@ohmaplaymaker]

Wait wait wait, how is the 4th a reboot? Didnt it have some connections with the first 3 movies somehow? Edit : 1:35 Welp, now I understand

[@spaceboyctstudios2934]

@@ccateni28Yep. The 4th Spy Kids movie was the Weinstein Company (a.k.a. The company that was owned by Harvey Weinstein, who really loves raping women, huh? Thank God Harvey’s in jail.)

[@MKG-2033]

These were my jam as a kid, and it's good to know i'm not alone in that regard. i went back to rewatch them when i saw they were all on netflix and i gotta say it's still the best series of drug trips they turned into kids movies I've ever seen!

[@MKG-2033]

WAIT. Did i just get a comment from Diamondbolt?!

[@JspiderTheMainChannel]

1:29 the fastest kill off in history💀

[@omegav1252]

" couldn't figure out what 5D is" *CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES*

[@Idontplaytf2]

I literally just woke up so thank you for occupying my monkey brain.

[@mikoartz5006]

exactly me

[@norizzadlol]

aint no way theres a new spy kids movie lmao

[@emred4653]

The movie they enter to the game was incredible. İ remember it being a huge deal and making us watch it at school wirh 3d glasses

[@TeruteruBozusama]

But... Unless they had a huge screen, wouldn't anyone sit in front of each other but not higher up? So they'd block the view and make the glasses useless?

[@herobrinekingmaster]

You mean those cheap 3d glasses that make your eyes hurt?

[@ToaAxiomMan]

I'd like to think in my headcanon these two reboot movies aren't canon as these take place as either a bad fever dream or... just fictional in universe movies within the Spy Kids movies canon

[@fernie5686]

4 and 5 being in universe movies that poorly adapt 1 through 3 actually makes sense

[@jones7119]

8:24 Somebody having to fight a boss to get access to their bank account legitimately feels like set up for a dumb mobile game ad

[@BirdDuck]

"You can't access your back account,you don't have 80 million pow-"

[@retrogamelover2012]

You know, I can imagine at some point, that they'd probably start taking the rise out of the lack of competence in the OSS, and would probably be at least an interesting way of bringing in a more antagonistic character, either as a sort of obstacle that was trying to make changes to the OSS for the betterment of the organization, or possibly a villain that essentially exploited the incompetence to their own advantage, and basically tried to sabotage the organization from the inside, by manipulating the more compitent members, who are already frustrated by the lack of compitent members of the organization.

[@gsjohn25]

10:43 the entire Pokemon series in a nutshell

[@marvelousball]

Holy shit the time keeper is just made in heaven

[@ParkerShame]

Time keepers’s backstory is depressing

[@lockout5731]

spy kids so weird and random yet Dimond bolt still uploads banger videos TILL ALL ARE ONE friend

[@austinbusumbru123]

I think the most insane thing is that Dinkster Daily is still posting somebody ring the dinkster

[@alumlovescake]

Spy Kids can NOT be terrible it is either stupid fun or brain rot fun

[@sohamchandratre]

Grew up watching spykids 1 to 4. Still love all of them.

[@averageperson4703]

He made Shorts? God damn, what a fever dream.

[@sammyhoffman4812]

Somebody ring the dinkster?

[@VictoryVault447]

Ricky Gervais must've been desperate for a pay check when he agreed to be in spy kids 4 lmao

[@hillelkrieger]

love these videos, never stop posting

[@jakehiebert8664]

JUNI, the goat went on to voice the goat Generator Rex, which was a nice suprise

[@elaynadiedinside]

I um. Didn't know there was a Spy Kids 4 and I think I will watch it now

[@gazem_3211]

I loved when the Timekeeper yelled "ZA WARUDO!" and then freezes time. Peak cinema

[@pirigrinfalcon6029]

i loved when he yelled MAIDEN HEAVEN

[@Metalchip1989]

13:15 I remember when I visited someone's house a few years ago, they also had a keyboard connected to their TCL Tv (now that I know TCL made an internet browser for their smart tv's specifically, it makes a lot more sense)

[@Kongbarrel]

this video is in the new game theory video lmao

[@suskei9000]

Yep

[@animeluigiboy]

If I die, and we never get a sequel for Sharkboy and Lavagirl. I want this world to blow up.

[@arcanonn]

I was one of the two people who watched Spy Kids: Mission Critical, and let me say, the best part was the main villain being voiced by Jim Carey, and the Russian girl who’s inexplicably Floop’s daughter.

[@cashomnitrix]

Random Brain is voiced by Tom Kenny.

[@Blahblahblah28504]

I absolutely had no idea there were more movies after the third movie.

[@nicholascooney]

Dammit Diamondbolt, the cartoon was the one I wanted to hear about most

[@MassterF]

Spy kids now has the same amount of movies as ice age.

[@ThatOrangeGhost]

how are we not talking about that both movies McGuffins are named the exact same thing.

[@parrott4634]

A girl who gets in trouble a lot and her family fight a man who accelerates time to achieve peace… How the hell is this just Stone Ocean

[@Nujabestiezreal]

1:16 I remember having 'Somebody Ring the Dinkster' As my notification sound back in middle school because I thought it was the funniest thing ever back then

[@Pooby32]

One day you should cover the cursed airbud spinoffs and sequels

[@darthgonk5648]

Thank you for reminding me to watch my daily dinkster video

[@shadowleon659]

Who on earth is even asking for these Spy Kids movies?

[@eatatjoes6751]

It's part of a bizarre nostalgia thing we're *slowly* crawling away from.

[@Thewisman]

I am currently watching this on a school trip

[@korosensai-sx2te]

God dam it, I love this half blind man. The amount of respect for this man I have.... Diamond bolt = KING

[@JoniTestrogen]

Honestly, this blast from the past is exactly what I needed today.. greetings from my hospital bed, Bolt. Love your shit!

[@spider-jeff_101]

Love how he included the show in the thumbnail the. Only remembered it right at the end

[@HoDoBoDo]

6:37 There actually is a deleted scene with Machete. It's a good scene honestly. No idea why it was cut...

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

It should have stopped at the third film. It's confusing as hell that the studio just keeps pushing for the rebirth of a clearly dead franchise.

[@9somethingorother837]

Finally someone's talking about these, I thought everyone forgot.. well everyone except diamondbolt

[@B1GMIK]

I will always say that spy kids is my favorite movie franchise (I had a horrendous childhood)

[@justinthomas7222]

Yay, I finally made it early! Everything I know about these movies, I've learned from Mr. Bolt.

[@megax-lf3bn]

2:44 when the spy is sus

[@DaneNOTDan]

I may be sick but that’s no excuse to miss the new dimandbolt video

[@sparks7738]

12:57 thats also an X-box, with... with joycons

[@normal_norm]

I saw this movie And.... I didn't watch it To not become a victem

[@AwkwardHypernerd413]

people after watching spy kids armageddon: perhaps i treated you too harshly

[@ethejumper6568]

Timestamps: 0:00 Intro 0:45 Recap 1:30 Spy Kids 4 7:04 Spy Kids Armageddon 13:56 Outro

[@FileCorruption]

Another day, another Diamondbolt upload.

[@himanshugirigoswami4573]

This video was so much fun! I love it.

[@Nautical24]

I'm glad you listened and put this on KZbin

[@justinthomas7222]

Jessica Alba? I'll watch it.

[@somehalonerd1176]

Jeff really did become is own dad

[@Aaaaaaarrrpirate]

When I was a kid I could only watch shorts (the movie obviously) with a dvd that was insanely scratched up, so random bits would become really fuzzy or just be completely black and now it feels like a fever dream

[@Gamer-Rex]

I’m glad that you still upload good and funny content 😂

[@WHIKKEDDDD]

man i strive to make videos like this Adam…great job!

[@CueLou]

I have that wiki KNOW my boy Cecil had one of my favourite bits in cinema where he turned off his hearing aids when his sister was just yelling at him. PEAK CINEMA

[@SprinY_]

I forgot there’s a spy kids cartoon on Netflix…the only thing I remember is that one of main kids are related to floop

[@ohmaplaymaker]

4:23 He's basically Nox from Wakfu and Pucci from Jojo's combined... but worse? wtf 😂

[@SpinningPixels]

the thumbnail for this video was shown in one of the newest game theory videos

[@bigcartoonman1457]

theres also the spy kids tie-in adventure books that take place after spy kids 3

[@yaboythecorgiwithacap8593]

I like the fact that the only reason that juni wasn’t frozen was because he isn’t an agent 1 since he is basically retired since spy kids 2

[@arkanamaster4961]

The first spy kids “reboot” I wouldn’t really call a reboot as it’s still in the og universe along with cameos from the original spy kids

[@peety0792]

I think its kinda weird when the dad is counting down the birth. Might as well show it tbh

[@toopink4death492]

Spy Kids is part of my childhood, it may be bad but damn is it just an entertaining watch the terrible CGI is what I really like about it, I thought before that it was a stylistic choice to have weird lookin CGI. Also Shark Boy and Lava Girl is also a goddamn bad but entertaining movie.

[@You-Tube-n5k]

Ngl, All the Time in World was my first Spy Kids movie, and the plot gave me nightmares. Tbh, it's a guilty pleasure of mine.

[@StarkNight5506]

5:53 Spy Kids 4 was the first Spy Kids movie that I watched, and that scene actually did make sense, at least to me. Cause it alludes to there having been kid spies in the past, but not anymore. However, it never mentions that there were other movies, as the clips from the first movies that were shown on the screen could just be different missions that the Juni and Carmen did during their time as spies.

[@Tekken_3_Is_good]

Oh Spy Kids, how amazing you were

[@pjplayz5448]

You think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created?

[@Leech-3]

Probably

[@StardustGrace]

i saw spykids four in theater as well and i also remember the smell o vision smeling so bad i think it made me gag

[@null5659]

I thought I've already lost all my brains cells but now I just lost all the remaining one I didn't even know

[@thatsandwichguy2248]

The CGI is surprisingly decent in 5, like actually better than most movies and it pisses me off

[@Jushwa]

11:10 how funny, they mentioned the kids had mentioned they used to play golden eye on the set of spy kids 2 all the time.

[@henryhehman8015]

You for got the Machete trilogy where Danny Trejo plays machete the same character. He played in spy, kids, one and two maybe three and maybe four

[@OhNyoCringe78]

Fun Fact: DinksterDaily is still uploading every day

[@NewfieAsianKid]

they should bring in the same actors but call it Spy Adults or Spy Grown ups

[@HorseJoint]

YAY! New Video!

[@Cubicsphinx801]

The way i got into this was a random showing of number 4 on channel 4 i only caught the end though, then i watched it all right after and the want back 2 the 3 before