SPY KIDS 3D: A Cinematic Masterpiece - Diamondbolt

[@Plutonic33]

HEY DID YOU KNOW THIS A 3D COMMENT SECTION

[@Uptxred]

In the 3 R D D I M E N S I O N

[@arkroyalthelolicon808]

Oh really? No wonder the the micro bra glasses on red dude's head look so real and I can remove them from his head

[@tahususu98]

DID. YOU. KNOW?

[@elpoyo8062]

*haha funny anime noise*

[@BigBaller419]

O ma God its so Realistics

[@boshwa20]

"Everyone...is family" For some reason that includes the park owner they met once

[@amgprod.55]

Toretto?

[@thebreadman7454]

Somebody ring the dinkster?

[@shadowdragon4516]

Met! They saw him once! Met means they actually know something about him

[@peucoman]

you dare insult Dinky Winks? he is everyone's family

[@jakman8515]

Wait so even the bad guys are family if so where is donagan and that girl with the burnt hair and the president of the usa and the daughter and the magnetmen and the secret service men and those skeletons from sk2

[@OneAndOnlyMichael2]

I love how in the background there's just random memes.

[@cheemsburger7936]

Yeah you know 😂

[@owyemen9367]

No that's in the actual movie dude

[@charleschung660]

@@owyemen9367 wat really

[@davisdoes4264]

@@owyemen9367 what for real but it says the f word alot and it's not really pg

[@owyemen9367]

@@davisdoes4264 no its sarcastic

[@SuperFuriousTNT]

"Okay juni we can no longer be of assistence" "What assistence" *Rekt* *DESTROYED*

[@RoninRampage08]

FUKIN GOTTEM!!!

[@nick_a91]

owned, even

[@makserofeev6543]

“NO ELIJA WHAT DID THEY PROMISE YOU” “cake”

[@michellec6020]

Cake *f*cken dies*

[@catjammusic]

C A K E

[@MM22658]

there is no Cake

[@AmaticXLII]

The cake is a lie (Not sorry)

[@demochannel4454]

@@AmaticXLII * lenny faces in portal*

[@mengfeitang1025]

“We will win” “With my strength” “With my brains” “AnD mY CoOl” 10/10 lines

[@pakspider6482]

And with my sword

[@RoninRampage08]

With my stealth

[@dieyote_]

“ C A K E “

[@dr.bright6272]

@@pakspider6482 and my Axe!

[@dr.bright6272]

This will be the fellow ship of the Game

[@thatotherboi8044]

"Im the guy!" "Your not the guy. We know your not the guy." "Hes not the guy.... I am" "And who are you?" "Im the guy, the real guy" "Cake." *dies*

[@Dat_MrBlack]

to many guy

[@Web720]

You're not that guy, pal.

[@meat_rlder]

Your not that guy pal, trust me your not that guy

[@applejoose6485]

The MLG segment might have just been the best thing you’ve ever done on your channel so far.

[@DiamondBolt]

Thank you!!

[@ratattaratsoana5342]

@@DiamondBolt please review G force

[@hmmm4262]

@@ratattaratsoana5342 dude g-force is lit as hell

[@huzaifarasheed615]

@@DiamondBolt wierd suggestion but you watching ace ventura pet detective would be cool

[@rosiegaymer]

@@ratattaratsoana5342 gforce is dumb as hell i used to play the game on wii all the time so so dumb but amazing and i love it

[@nojustno4209]

“With all do respect sir, *no* “ HOW IS THIS NOT A MEME.

[@Phantom-Agent-X]

😂 idk

[@goblinoide]

due*

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@goblinoide bruh

[@blazeking6432]

Timestamp?

[@RedLemonCola]

@@blazeking6432 1:38

[@jacobgaming3124]

12:25 When ur girl says she is home alone:

[@BrickbyBrick_Productions]

“I never even got... her email address...”

[@anonymousdude8184]

69 likes nice

[@ratbat1072]

@@anonymousdude8184 Its 148 now

[@lordofpickles69p48]

Ratbat 1986 frick it’s 149 now

[@artistanthony1007]

@@lordofpickles69p48 164 now

[@lazydudethatlikesgames4426]

165... WE NEED 4 MORE

[@anonymousdude8184]

12:12 avengers endgame totally stole this scene.

[@bobbyfeet2272]

“ *SOMEBODY RING THE DINGSTER* “

[@addestj9535]

xD i cant even hate on this ahahaha so true xD

[@isaiahhelmuth3602]

5:53 hippie too

[@aliciaverret2819]

I am the toy maker and I am grandpa

[@HP-py9fc]

It's only now that I realize that Elijah Wood was the actor for, "The Guy", makes the scene where he says, "cake!", Even MORE amazing then before lol

[@artistanthony1007]

Yeah me too XD

[@incog0956]

That mlg parody was like seeing an old friend that you haven't seen in years

[@xavierwilliams5243]

Dat meme nostalgia hits haaaaard

[@ethancarbajal8496]

It hit differently now

[@ThatOneLebaneseGuy]

2012 - 2015 nostalgia

[@vadifadoms]

It made me realize how long it's been since I've seen an MLG meme

[@healmore8716]

The spy kids characters should’ve returned in the next avengers movie

[@agnieszkaceg3459]

I see this profile picture everywhere

[@adgVelaepyaety]

I have a feeling this will be hearted.

[@Bananaman559]

No just the dinkster, the guy and the thumb things

[@ArtTheGaleWind]

Put spy kids characters in smash already sakurai

[@nebulaentertainment3404]

Along with Shark Boy and Lava Girl, it would've made endgame the best!

[@sawyersmith2957]

This entire franchise is a fever dream and I love it

[@MCFIST103]

Juney started off as the myth The Guy, but finished the game as TheLegend27.

[@omarsukar4342]

What is this 2016

[@terrifiermoviessuckass]

Its juni bruh

[@aduts1177]

Haha. He finished as generator rex

[@drawnbat3765]

Bruh true have you seen him in GAMER MODE

[@jooordey]

AHA FROM THE MEEMEEE

[@CapsirusPrime]

I don’t what’s more funny The fact that there is a channel on KZbin called dinkster daily Or the fact that bolt probably has liked every single one of their videos

[@randomstormtrooper3345]

Or the fact that the guy from the channel is a great redstone engineer and managed to play minecraft with Gumball's voice actor

[@CapsirusPrime]

@@randomstormtrooper3345 send me a link to that pls I need to see it

[@randomstormtrooper3345]

​@@CapsirusPrime Sorry, I don't have a specific link for that, but both of them played on the SMP Live server and i'm pretty sure Pokay and CallMeCarsonLive have footage of them together.

[@legotwoface]

Both

[@infiniteoctopaw]

4:08: *Pros: Superior Intellect* *Cons: Physically Disabled* XD I wasn’t ready!

[@Swaji_04]

“Hold on to your joysticks boys” *HOL UP*

[@his-sa-yots2692]

UHHHHHHHHH

[@exi8464]

w h y

[@loloosha2051]

justahuman 212 oh yeah

[@hngh6404]

R/Holdup

[@sharakujr.khalil9043]

UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH

[@sixer1100]

Top ten words said right before disaster: 1. “ CAKE “

[@LowBudgetJustinY]

i NeVer eVen gOt HiS eMaiL aDreSS

[@lukeninja1094]

THE CAKE IS A LIE

[@jesuser6743]

I thought he said kink...

[@alumlovescake]

I am the cake

[@Elmerbaby]

Literally the only good part of the movie

[@imo1ives]

11:03 he's *tHe GuY*

[@ComicMakerBoyo]

The my pillow guy! (This is a dumb reference)

[@healmore8716]

“HEY DID YOU GUYS KNOW THIS IS A 3D MOVIE “

[@intrepid6969]

Every 5 seconds

[@Nindroidgamer110]

Wait, it was?

[@wakspacific6928]

W O W

[@doomspidey1737]

Is it?

[@r2-kt743]

No

[@seb24789]

"With my strength" "And my brains" "And my cool" "AND MY AXE!"

[@guy.animations2935]

And my fire

[@hyperthethiccboi8698]

And my thiccness

[@lauradark2942]

And my macaroni and cheese.

[@redblackheartsproductions4230]

And my Emo

[@Hevanbo]

And my REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Poker2735]

“What did they promise you?” “Cake” The cake is a lie

[@snic_picic]

Movie: "Hold on to your joysticks boys" Me a hormonal teenager: when am I not holding it

[@bluaxgaming2662]

Same hahhahah I'm dead inside

[@jinkaleb7414]

O_o

[@snic_picic]

@@bluaxgaming2662 so am i

[@wnll0850]

Amen brother

[@DiegoGames-yf5vr]

@@wnll0850 nemA

[@dhararry7929]

10:28 Diamondbolt: "why? What did they promise you?" The Guy: "cake."

[@hornetc5585]

No, no. It was the emails of all the girl players on the server!

[@CIII328]

I had the entire Spy Kids Trilogy on DVD as a kid. And looking back on these movies now as an adult is hilarious. And I’m just now realizing that scientist/agent is Salma Hayek

[@magistor1stclass]

6:42 I want this scene to be turned into a full fledged movie. Not Joking.

[@incog0956]

Ready player one?

[@dolox8430]

Mad max for children

[@cybersketcher1130]

Just watch the f-zero anime.

[@AwesomeDude799]

@@incog0956 I was just gonna say. Lol

[@owenwigg2309]

The true lesson is that there is a dinkster in all of us.

[@untitledinc4420]

Da hell is your profile pic is it like a weird eye or something

[@hngh6404]

I read it as “there is a kinkster in all of us”

[@TerraWispr]

The real Dinkster was the friends we made along the way

[@justsomeguyontheinternet5898]

INHAAL o

[@ericdillingham7591]

There are 2 dinksters among us.

[@jackday2966]

"Hold on to your joysticks, boys" is the best line I've ever heard

[@haz0077]

Gives health to girl EVERYONE: SIMP!!!!!!!!

[@TheBrokenOwl]

haz 007 Diamondbolt: CHAD!!!!!!!

[@sugilite2963]

@@TheBrokenOwl everyone but louder this time: SIMP!!!!!!!!!!

[@aliciaverret2819]

And then she amditly dies what are you doing Judy I mean a gamer takes what he wants you lovesick dog

[@cancelculture4920]

He is a simp he needs the health pack

[@Cort3z_]

Well who is that it's Mr. MVP SIIIMMPP

[@JRSZ-qu6xg]

She’s not real. THEY ARE REAL TO ME!

[@Chuked]

Basically videogames in general

[@tykamen5588]

I was not expecting a force unleashed joke

[@cris_4593]

@@Chuked true videogame waifu

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

She's not real...she's and egirl

[@dylanweigl3831]

A force unleashed joke

[@luckycat620]

Me home alone wondering what I'm going to eat for dinner: 10:33

[@stopclogg3902]

Yes my childhood can’t see how much diamondbolt loves This masterpiece

[@Dinosaurianationazation]

So many memes in the background...

[@KerzacTransformed]

Even as a kid, I thought it was weird how easily they rescued his sister, like she had turned traitor or something. I kept expecting some twist.

[@hornetc5585]

As a recall, the toymaker intentionally released her for some reason. I think it was to tempt Juni to just quit the mission at that point he'd have what he personally came for.

[@aper765]

yea it felt really weird

[@nisamtijakriv3113]

Toymaker released her to encourage Juni to reach level 5 and release him

[@OrangeAceGaming]

Diamondbolt: "You don't need to see the other two movies to enjoy this one" Also Diamondbolt: "I can't believe how much random crap they through at you and just expect you to be okay with it. Like these." *Proceeds to show us characters and animals that were introduced in the previous two movies*

[@ultrakaiser8547]

Juni: (gives health pack to Demetra and says he doesn’t want anything bad happen to her) Me (2010): Aww Me (2020): *SIMP!*

[@notsocaringwolf.3763]

MothGoji 2 LOL! 😂

[@LLT8]

Lmao what a simp

[@cryptic_shirmp1895]

He was a simp 10 years before the word was discovered

[@primus0348]

For some reason i hate the word SIMP Now

[@stevenmorales7814]

Ok Boomer

[@LifeWithDy]

This movie should win an Oscar A movie masterpiece

[@LowBudgetJustinY]

I agree the creator of Spy Kids should also get a Nobel Peace Prize

[@kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkirbyyyyy]

Spy Kids 3D is genuinely one of my most favourite movies ever and I swear it's not because of nostalgia

[@jambulance]

The whole trilogy goes hard, the skeletons cheering and booing in the second one still get me

[@dragonstorm92]

Game boi: Hold onto your joysticks boys. Nobody: Diamondbolt: "Excuse Me"

[@RizaLazar]

Normie

[@nisamtijakriv3113]

I reached your comment exactly when the scene came on

[@dragonstorm92]

@@nisamtijakriv3113 lmao

[@dragonstorm92]

@@RizaLazar yes I would say I'm pretty normal.

[@j-herogamer4305]

We all win "With my strength" "My brains" "My cool" "My D***"

[@pyronator6774]

I'm surprised he didn't mention that that scene was a Lotr reference

[@alexandreturcotte6411]

And Demitra have her intuition.

[@rdzpyrex1086]

MY A X E

[@dicksimmons3147]

My joystick

[@purplesamurai5205]

The MLG race was truly the cinematic moment of all time.

[@sharkpansoup]

Everybody say “thank you diamondbolt for bringing back MLG in 2020”

[@Trainer9]

SwitchedHats Studio why?

[@MartinG-zk1px]

*S T R A N G E*

[@TheDubbingLtdOrNotSamin]

Thank you diamondbolt for bringing baco mlg in 2020

[@tammyetheredge4930]

@@GrowdotGrowdot-kv6fp Oh Right, You dont have one.

[@Joltimus22]

So this was basically Avengers: Endgame before Avengers: Endgame.

[@Xxandrew01]

But better than Avengers Endgame in every single fucking way.

[@01Nexus]

Avengers Endgame low budget edition

[@Sonic101YT]

Eh its more similar to SAO

[@shahanahsan05]

@@01Nexus shit up

[@01Nexus]

@@shahanahsan05 lmao

[@_V.Va_]

6:20 He made a grunt of exerting force to just push a button. Also that MLG bit was God tier editing.

[@musicalmaestrolio]

Button pressing is serious business

[@MisterBurgerBeachball]

The phrase "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game" is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice. There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

[@incog0956]

Spoken like a true gamer

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

You can learn from your mistakes and not be pissed Being pissed all the time actually leads To worse gameplay when you win while lost in emotion you often don't even know how you won so if you try again you will likely loose again

[@archaicfalcon4898]

turkey fluff original comment was a line from somewhere. If your comment was another line from somewhere feel free to let me know

[@Michelleeddy100]

And cake helps you

[@Michelleeddy100]

Kryz Pol are you his dad or something lol

[@lonelyozpine]

The amount of dead memes in this video is crazy.

[@ForeverTraitor]

Yeah that MLG parody was a blast from the past.

[@aliciaverret2819]

Baby shark doo dodo do do do baby shark sing a long

[@lonelyozpine]

@@aliciaverret2819 NO.

[@purplepandagaming1159]

@@aliciaverret2819 OK baby shark do do do mommy shark do do do daddy shark do do do do

[@robthebaldy5697]

Elijah Wood's cameo cracks me up every time

[@musicalmaestrolio]

Cake

[@jc6348]

“Game Over has a little something for everyone” - Grant Gamerson

[@yerboishrek2871]

“It just works”

[@ultra6671]

Little lies, stunning shows

[@theelderscout0314]

People buy, money flows

[@knockoff800]

I've literally watched this video like ten times for 2 reasons 1) diamondbolt is amazing 2) I keep trying to find all the hidden memes

[@connorerhart6038]

To this day I’ll never understand why Juno chose his paraplegic grandfather over Machete.

[@emblemblade9245]

Well he needed someone with the brain cells he was lacking

[@sakunaruful]

Plot reasons and his grandpa’s connection to the Toymaker. It would’ve been cool and exciting to see Machete in the game. A

[@epicremarc]

Diamondbolt: *Is 18* Also Diamondbolt: I haven’t seen Spy Kids 1 and 2 in 20 years

[@personperson6750]

he watched it in the afterlife

[@Hal-fx9xx]

more like "beforelife" but yeah whatever

[@personperson6750]

@@Hal-fx9xx reincarnation

[@lbitt]

"I never even got her email address" -2003 Juni

[@musicalmaestrolio]

Top ten saddest anime moments

[@jackbeavis]

Genuinely as a kid never realised this was a 3D movie, I'd always just known it as Spy Kids 3 and that it looked and the story was very different to the others

[@sarahmossman6378]

10:18 top ten best anime hero reveals

[@skippisntfunny]

Diamondbolt makes MLG in 2020... I'm not complaining

[@acceptableyoutube8123]

My favourite thing about this is the fact that Adam literally calls him Robert like a dear friend

[@JushRay]

"Cake" Immediately dies. Me:sounds about right.

[@mcsmasher1332]

Bolt at 5:24: "Hey did you guys know this is the 3D movie yet?" Me: Holy crap, YOU'RE RIGHT

[@ComicMakerBoyo]

5:55 *HOLD ON TO YOUR JOYSTICKS BOYS*

[@DanTheMan2150AD]

*Do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?* - Diamondbolt to Discordbolt

[@Kiwi-tg6tf]

Those gifs in the background make me laugh out loud every time

[@bubutlinsangan8662]

haha so true XD

[@Commander_Raveth]

7:07 yes... Finaly a good game reference: the Halo trilogy. (Actually a collection of 7 FPS Halo games with only 5 parts that use that voice) Thell me if i im wrong! Can't know everything im not the Primordial or the Flood!

[@dariusstpaul3101]

No one: Diamondbolt:Hey did you guys know this was a 3D movie

[@sebastianesquivel5011]

6:42 it's been years since I've seen an MLG Gamer montage edit if this dankitude, I can feel the Mountain Dew coursing through my veins again, great job on this Adam, you're truly a Gamer L0rd.

[@Apophus]

4:54 Kid: her Me: oh shit its toph bef-oh wait nope, wrong character.

[@musicalmaestrolio]

Same energy

[@BenjiJayGeeJay]

"Hey Diamondbolt, how are you going to reach 300K subscribers?" "With my C O O L"

[@dhararry7929]

His what?

[@Bananaman559]

"Cake" top 10 words uttered before disaster

[@tylerdiaz6956]

9:40 AW YEAH. THIS IS HAPPENIN

[@Blicked.4.ever.]

Dude this video literally ruined my humour i laughed at a piece of paper today

[@dhararry7929]

What was written on it?

[@harveycrosswell5958]

"Rip that wave Junie!" God i love the early 2000s

[@mcsquibble3550]

I've never laughed harder than during the racing montage.

[@musicalmaestrolio]

For me it was the Guy getting zapped immediately after saying cake

[@GatorEX]

I can’t get over the fact you put that effort into the MLG montage parody.

[@reportedbooch697]

You should do “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.” It’s a weird one.

[@MadCrafter360]

Ah yes that’s a good movie

[@alexandreturcotte6411]

[♪In the jungle♫ intensifies] :-)

[@doomspidey1737]

It's a great movie

[@TheTrueMattiMan]

I only watched it because it has Cannibal Corpse, lol. It's great all metal aside tho.

[@huzaifarasheed615]

Oh hell yeah 🔥 please diamondbolt

[@MechaAndrew]

12:37 we just gonna ignore how his foot clipped through the building

[@dabuff1319]

The more I watch this movie the more I understand the twisted, bending, incomprehensible secrets of the dark, cruel hell we call the universe....

[@BrickbyBrick_Productions]

Finally, a worthy review! Our enjoyment will be legendary!

[@Destroyer-uz3qb]

Yeah

[@YouTubeaccoubr]

Juni: Grandpa, I really need your help, there's an evil guy that I need to destroy. Grandpa: heehee butterfly goodbye *Runs off into nowhere*

[@JohnDoe-hr4cf]

“Hold onto your joysticks, guys.” “Wait, wha-?” *”Let’s play Raid: Shadow Legends.”*

[@rd9767]

Lol

[@therealbricker]

Man, that MLG section... I hadn't laughed so hard since about the beginning of the year, good job!

[@Anonymous-73]

5:29 Best bit

[@michaelfox6943]

I seriously just love the nostalgia rush of this channel

[@Red-vl5bl]

I’ve been waiting for this,

[@olisbricks2468]

Me too

[@elegantgiant3378]

Me three

[@rte3384]

Haven’t we all

[@YoungMediaMaurice]

So that's why Frodo left Middle Earth, to be the GUY

[@musicalmaestrolio]

Truly one of the guys of all time

[@jacobguerrero1632]

The race scene had me freakin rolling!!! Funniest thing ive ever seen!!!

[@jadenjohnson8467]

Nobody: Daimondbolt: hey guys did you know this is a 3D movie

[@benjaminaraya8073]

Jaden Johnson XD

[@masterninjary2319]

Nobody: Dinky Winks: Somebody ring the Dinkster?

[@snarblewarbs6199]

Hey did you know this reply has no likes

[@SaltyBanjos]

6:40 is the best part of the video

[@weezingargonian6523]

“I am your father.” “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.” “Life finds a way.” None of those lines live up to... “i NeVeR eVeN gOt HeR eMaiL aDrEsS.”

[@rorymanley6696]

“SoMeBoDy RiNg ThE dInGsTeR?”

[@filletofish2200]

"WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"

[@catjammusic]

@@rorymanley6696 yep

[@ALTsquared]

"With all due respect sir, *nO"*

[@thomus1025]

"cAkE"

[@redthecrusader007]

Possibly one of if not the greatest cinematic masterpieces of all time

[@musicalmaestrolio]

Spy Kids 3D Game Over was so good I wish video games were real

[@64bit-boi11]

That mlg scene will forever have me in tears of laughter

[@dragonmastertheedgeking1595]

The original and better "Sword Art Online"

[@chrishansen1842]

I mean that isn't much of an accomplishment.

[@thepackingpacjack7767]

This movie at least has more personality......

[@dailydoseofvitaminc6565]

*live action Devil Summoner: Soul Hackers

[@dicksimmons3147]

I think this is worse because of the amount of 3D shit they throw at you

[@renren14392]

Bruh

[@FlameDragon296]

I just learned that Dinkster Daily has stopped after 3000 daily uploads. Hell of a journey.

[@IrishCoder]

Yeah:(

[@That_One_Doofus]

Very happy to see Diamondbolt to embrace the MLG Pro-Gamer part of himself.

[@InklingFan77Mettaton1936]

Those Were The Times.

[@awoht]

That MLG section gave me pure nostalgia and a seizure

[@starblue6tv]

I am glad more people actually like this movie.

[@musicalmaestrolio]

It's better than most CW shows

[@Jdmking-kp1mu]

Isn’t this like a live action isekai or something? Edit: This automatically gets 100% on rotten tomatoes for being an isekai with Sylvester Stallone in it!

[@guy.animations2935]

I don't think that's how It works but okay

[@brandonlyon730]

No isekai means going to another world completely. This is all just virtual reality. An Isekai would be something like Alice in Wonderland or The Chronicles of Narnia.

[@GreenBoy9000]

Live action? Yes. Isekai? Not quite.

[@emblemblade9245]

@@brandonlyon730 But if you die in the game you die in real life

[@atlasproductions9933]

10:25 Lord of the rings shire theme starts playing in the background

[@Courier_six6]

And there was never another spy kids ever again

[@Courier_six6]

Wait a fucking minute

[@Courier_six6]

Oh shit

[@Krystalqueen737]

SOMEBODY RING THE DINGSTER! Me: *Puts on epic sunglasses* “I did.”