The TikTok F-Boy Final Boss

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[@kurtisconner]

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[@dominicisnotstealingcontent]

Ok

[@henrythekaktus]

Alright

[@dominicisnotstealingcontent]

Hi mayor

[@Ratstronot118]

Hi daddy

[@Devilish.Kitten]

This sounds like a threat

[@yunochiii]

I’m sorry, but that “guys raised by flies” video is one of the funniest things I’ve seen recently

[@silverdandelions1908]

agreed

[@sarahbearbabygirl]

literally cried laughing the first time i saw it

[@emmawaters5531]

That video has shown up on my FYP a couple times and I laugh everytime

[@Rileyyyveyron]

Same 😭

[@martophrenia]

still laughing

[@QuietRage]

"That's not a kink, that's a crime" PUT THAT ON A SHIRT

[@georgiamcenoy9431]

I'd absolutely buy this

[@mairydamaskinou]

Knife play people would be pissed

[@Borntobeheaded-z9p]

@ville__bro what😭😭

[@latiasswings]

@@Borntobeheaded-z9pits a bot

[@dcasey714]

​@@mairydamaskinou It's only a crime if it's non-consentual 👍

[@GreysonSeymour]

It’s so crazy that sometimes it’s a different cat he’ll be scream singing at and that one’s also biting him so he treats all his animals like garbage

[@KxmpleteKxllapse]

"im not leaving cause your messed up" who just upfront tells someone they messed up? lol that fake girlfriend in that skit would be hella mad lmao

[@ParanormalPancakeX]

11:11 Lesley Gore did not die for her music to be used in these tik toks :(

[@DoNothingCrazy]

I can’t believe that’s the same guy that would post himself singing while his cat attacked him. What the fuck

[@Acr6gAttt-mq2hr]

I can't believe his viewers thought those videos were funny instead of cruel and weird

[@Pho3be.222]

Damn, kurtis needs a grammy or smth

[@chaoticsad5549]

Garret is the exact guy everyone hated in the platoon. I’m actually annoyed he ever wore the uniform.

[@Sammaysamiis]

Trust me the last one I had dried me up harder than a sham-wow

[@hiiey72]

9:31 The same video came on my fyp 😭 I should've explored his page 🗿

[@bunnygrill]

Holy crap I didn't realize this and the cat guy were the same guy. I've hated him twice, and he's only one guy.

[@Aspentherat]

When he was breaking up, he had to pull out his notes app just to list all of the reasons why.

[@andpeggyscc]

give this guy a grammie

[@peepeepoopoomimimoomoo]

if i was a super hot guy, I would also spend my time making thirst traps and thinking im the solution to every woman’s problems

[@robinfinch314]

As a former writer of smut I must point out that it's perfectly normal to 'get off from words on paper'. I'm asexual. Words on paper do it for me, actual humans don't. (Former because I haven't written any shit in like a year) But yeah booktok is weird. booktok also pushes books that fucking suck into charts It's why I rarely ever read books anymore that were published after 2020. Lots of garbage got popular thanks to tiktok.

[@GoogelyeyesSaysHej]

I know right? It kind of shows a lack of imagination to not be able to get hot and bothered from words tbh. Erotica has existed for so long

[@SolidarityGraphicsYT]

It's sexier too. Picturing things, seeing and hearing what you like and can imagine, as opposed to something fake and arguably grating on the ears. Imo, nothing is better than our imagination. And A+ on the ace. I feel the same way.

[@imabitsilly118]

14:28 BACK 🤺🤺 BACK I SAY 🤺🤺🤺

[@rowanberrypop]

“ive talked about many men in my career” is a very strong start to the video

[@Bubbles603]

Sounds like the beginning of an exposé😭

[@brook-w2d]

@ville__ bot😐

[@sharpiesnifferthefirst]

@@brook-w2ddont respond, it will just encourage the people behind it

[@LordOfElysium]

@ville__Ayo Vile you changed your pfp? It’s confusing me lol

[@rheenusthebeanus4559]

50 CENT REFERENCE!!! WISH DEATH UPON ME!!!

[@Bellalugosi]

Ive never felt more unsafe than when that man said "you're safe" in that hallway scene

[@emgene3]

actually grimaced irl when I watched that part

[@Nik-ko9eq]

I agree. It had me feeling very… noooooo

[@alyzu4755]

Right?!?!? That was the opening of a movie about an axe murderer. 😬

[@oulafursson]

​@@alyzu4755 why would somebody murder an axe :(

[@planetlazuli7626]

@@oulafursson The Axe was naughty

[@bbmolnar]

"I love you." "I loyalty you too" took me out 😂😭💀

[@Batemanmusic2458]

As a British dude him trying to use “love” as an endearing nickname but saying it way too often and in the wrong places makes him sound like an ai who has replaced certain words with love

[@suchafknladyyy5780]

Kina like Diddy and his brother love bs and I'm in no way accusing him of being a Diddy adjacent kina guy I'm jus saying can NEVER really be too trusting of a certain type of person....

[@Lucawee]

that's so love of you, love

[@malaikakhan28]

It sounds so wrong from American men, every time. Atp they need to take classes from you guys 😭

[@min_says_h3110]

Love is an endearing thing Americans know how to use perfectly fine, but this guy fucking sucks as endearment period

[@Phil-tn5ny]

dude it sounds extremely unnatural and weird... and I'm not a British dude. It kind of feels like subconscious brainwashing that he's failing miserably at

[@KendraElizabethh]

It wasn't just the holding the cat hostage - the singing had a ton to do with it too. Imagine someone picked you up and screamed directly into your ear, and then didn't let you get away, held you down and kept screaming. That's how that cat felt. At that volume, in a room like that with lots of reverb, that would have HURT. Cats don't bite and scratch like that over nothing. That was pure animal abuse.

[@r.nicogorodetzky3084]

The fact that the cats knew what was going to happen beforehand :///

[@xX_black_hearts_Xx]

Don't reply to the all caps guy, total bait. just report

[@3starsburningbright]

I have tons of cats, I could never imagine doing that to them. I don’t even sing at average volume in the same general area as one of my cats because she doesn’t like it. It’s horrific to see people get pets and not understand how to properly take care of them and bond with them, they just expect automatic love while mistreating the animal all the time That poor guy was so obviously upset and irritated and he never put him down or stopped yelling right in his ear.

[@Ather_sys]

exactly, that's straight up animal abuse, and the fact that his audience found it funny and entertaining is deeply disturbing

[@TheOceanBearer]

Apparently they were also attacking him defending themselves because he was pinching them real hard. I could be wrong. I have no sources besides hearsay. But it's worth looking into.

[@TheThingFromMars]

"If you're unsure you're a lesbian, take a scroll through his channel" kurtis knows his audience lol

[@RPGLover87]

If you weren't before, you will be once you're done scrolling, he's THAT much of a turn off.

[@screams_and_crysbahahhaha9388]

lesbian or aroace (Im saying this as an aroace person)

[@convictartist]

Honestly I'm a gay man and even I'm reconsidering looking at that dude

[@MeganRecktenwald]

so real

[@_sleepyaisha_]

pan demisex and guys I think I only like women now

[@itsannahere.]

no bc i got so excited that there was a book community on tiktok to get recommendations and EVERY SINGLE RECOMMENDATION WAS SMUT EVERY SINGLE ONE

[@romantic_hippie]

I love smut 😭

[@chilichinashop]

@@romantic_hippieI’m dead 💀

[@scarlett3035]

@@romantic_hippie keep it to urself 💀

[@waffleaffle231]

Same, time to start a community where we only recommend books with ZERO romance

[@blue-dabad33]

@@waffleaffle231 do you have any recs? Because I need some desperately 😭

[@brobionics]

"booktok has been summoned" has superwholock energy and it sends a chill down my spine

[@rob-tt3hb]

Bro I stopped using tumblr years ago dont remind me please.....

[@allangels.havefallen]

LMFAO YES😭😭😭

[@kitsterangel]

It's so fucking cringe 😭😭 Like y'all are in your 30s, go cry about how expensive groceries are, what are you doing 😭

[@Erdnuahsyek]

It brings back the days when wattpad was rampant 😂

[@udontevenwannaknowbruv]

What is superwholock?

[@EthanDJC]

it’s been a kurtis honour

[@Ghjfd5wfCfbgvg]

truly sad to see him go.. 😔😔

[@fh11235]

honour? i hardly know her!!

[@emmarose8194]

@@fh11235 Beat me by one minute

[@livvyyyyyyyyyyy]

🥁

[@livvyyyyyyyyyyy]

@@fh11235genius

[@lucydearden5625]

And cats hearing is insanely sensitive. That wasn’t just singing; that was yelling to an obviously distressed cat.

[@skayodev]

I think it's mostly the way he's holding them upside down and not letting them go - cats feel very vulnerable lying on their back and they only do it if they trust you, so forcing them upside down like this is probably very distressing...

[@what3954]

Yeah. The fact that he mistook the signs of shock, general anger and discomfort for "calming the cat by singing to it" is probably VERY telling of how he treats his pets in general. People almost always take cats biting and hissing at their owners as "Oh he's just a grumpy kitty! Cats are generally mean anyways!" when in actuality they just want respect and space. I adopted a very skittish and fully clawed kitten a few years back and after giving her the respect and space when she wanted it, she has become one of the most clingy, cuddly, and sweet cats I have ever met. Just pisses me off man, leave the poor cat alone :(((

[@fdcarpio31]

Thats why he looooooks familiar, he was THAT guy.

[@gaysquidbowser]

i hate people that make animals uncomfortable and blatantly ignore their stressed body language :(

[@pazkal61]

bruh stfu ur cat is not made of cristal he is fine

[@leminem1]

“What kind of judge are you?!” “A fuckin bad one you should spank me” I laughed way too hard dude

[@RenopunkJo]

same lmao

[@Notea57]

​@ville__ tie a knot, yeah yeah yeah! Use it well, yeah yeah yeah! So you can get the fuck out, so you can get the fuck out!

[@isabelladominguez348]

​@ville__ are you fucking kidding me you really think that's funny.?

[@ExtraCreativeUsername]

@@isabelladominguez348 It's called rage bait. Just report them

[@chinghamburger2200]

​@@isabelladominguez348It's a bot. Just ignore and report

[@carmenbaby]

His cats being so stressed that they constantly feel the need to physically defend themselves against him says a lot

[@abbadonne8342]

Exactly 🚩🚩🚩🚩

[@caithenry8429]

Yeah that was extremely unsettling to watch as someone who actually loves and respects their cats. Can't imagine what those cats went through

[@aar8n955]

Poor Ivan has been traumatized. 😹😹😹

[@tastytizzler1383]

@ville__ liked your own comment

[@bagelenjoyer3437]

Could just be asshole cats

[@rayhem]

using his cats like that is genuinely so disgusting. you can see those poor things immediately knew their body language and boundaries weren't going to be remotely respected, and they're going to have to be held wrong with loud sounds bellowed into their sensitive ears.

[@shethingsd]

And a lot of cats don't like to have their stomachs grabbed like that

[@cricketjuices]

dude seriously, you said exactly what I was thinking. my cat gets a little uncomfortable and I'm like "oh I'm sorry honey, what is it?" idc what this guy's shtick is now, that behavior is absolutely horrible

[@rayhem]

@@cricketjuicesyeah. imo one of the most beautiful parts of having a cat is being able to slowly develop complete trust in eachother. i can't imagine how many times i would have to violate the trust of my own cat for her to get to a point where she was immediately clawing and biting my face like that. these "funny" or "cute" aggressive cats and dogs videos are SO common online though unfortunately. if only everyone learned to stop and critically think about what kind of context might exist around the animal videos they're liking online, they would be less popular and there would be a lot less mistreatment and abuse of animals happening for the sake of clout.

[@vic2249]

I thought the cat part connected very interestingly with the "POV breaking into her house" part, both had strong themes of boundaries being ignored

[@ColorfulBallss]

@ville__Writing this and calling others cringe is very goofy ☝️🤓

[@amityislandchum]

3:06 Bro literally did the "shh shh shh" thing that characters do when they murder someone in a movie.

[@allqt0nce]

why is that the most accurate description ever…

[@spam-el3ee]

It was giving NBC's Hannibal wtf

[@NicholasNSV]

​@spam-el3ee yet somehow Hannibal was more romantic with it.

[@spam-el3ee]

@@NicholasNSV With the power of gay and Mads Mikkelson's cheekbones, anything is possible

[@wrightmonster]

My bf tried that once and I bit his finger. Some guys are visceral learners.

[@Blueskysummer7]

The ending plot twist that he's the same guy that would overstimulate his cat so it would bite him on camera is wild. Man got views based on animal abuse and is now like "look how good a boyfriend i would be (by ignoring your boundaries and listing things that annoy me about you)"

[@biosh4x]

Omg, yes, I was like is this funny singing cat man... 😂😂😂😂😂

[@okay-oliver]

RIGHT??? i remember the videos of him and his cats and it always felt really off to me. that kind of aggressive behavior towards their owner does NOT come from nowhere but looks like self defense. if he can't respect the boundaries of his pets then how do you expect him to respect people's boundaries.... red flag overall

[@Nakia11798]

Yeah, glad he's not torturing his cats anymore

[@Chase345-o8c]

​@ville__ we found it ladies and gentlemen, the worst youtube comment in history

[@kaskaskas]

@@Chase345-o8c its a spam account that keeps coming back with different names and dumb comments

[@Sarah-oj7bh]

The fact that TWO DIFFERENT CATS have had that reaction towards him should have made him think :(

[@satanyourlord1134]

What​@ville__

[@rabbitchcraft]

​@@satanyourlord1134 Well you see, according to their recent comments, they're an animal abvzing pdf file 🙃 Hilarious right?

[@kuhntzzz]

@ville__ ???????????????? someone check this guys hard drive

[@_Kuma_]

@@kuhntzzzit’s a bot

[@kuhntzzz]

@@_Kuma_ i forgot to delete that comment but i realized that after i kept scrolling and saw them saying more insane and vile things 😭😭😭😭 i’ve been punked

[@lilahrose7666]

“Why is nobody hating on this” is so real like sometimes I look through the comment section and everyone is nice and I’m like “am I the problem?”

[@Froggele]

Completely know what you mean!😅 One example for me is videos of people “helping“ people on drugs. And I don’t mean professionals, just random people literally going up to clearly intoxicated, often homeless people, filming them and acting like they are this empathetic hero that could totally save them. These videos get almost exclusively praise and positive comments and I‘m baffled by that.

[@justjaein]

RIGHT LOL makes me think they’re filtering the comments

[@honeysunday]

real as fuck

[@yuh...127]

Real

[@kestrel.01]

I just can't imagine the shamelessness required to plan out, record, edit, and post this type of stuff. Like just standing in front of a camera trying so hard to look as edgy as possible, or scripting the most psuedo-romantic schlock, then picking out the perfect "badass" background music to try to look cool/sexy. How do you look your friends and family in the eyes after this? But apparently there's an audience of people who eat this shit up so go off I guess

[@noahg23]

“it ain’t a kink. it’s a crime” is giving “these are not pranks. these are crimes” from danny’s video about the stokes twins felony

[@trustme-8058]

Theyre so in sync, its insane

[@wisteria7749]

when he said that i was like, tell that to nsfw twitter. the shit on there is criminal but they try to call it a kink

[@hollismcc96]

as a cat owner, my cat loves to play fight but even just from those clips I can tell that cat is not playing. it’s body language is distressed, it’s hissing/growling and it’s tail is puffed, which cats don’t do when they’re playing. not to mention he’s yelling pretty much directly into their ears. there’s a reason people say under cat videos “if the cat didn’t like it, you would know” and this is exactly what they mean.

[@elle_rose_xx]

100% if I know my cat doesn’t like something I won’t do it unless I absolutely have to (my male cat hates being picked up but ya know if he won’t get in his box to go to the vet sometimes we gotta). I feel so bad for the lil guy, he probably knew exactly what was gonna happen as soon as he picked him up and tbh I would probably react the same way. Not even as a cat. As a human. I also hate being physically restricted and having someone scream down my ear

[@ImTMZ]

I've interacted with a lot of cats. Those bites made my skin crawl

[@CharlesHoltbestcharacter]

The position in which garrett is forcing the cats into is also the most abusive way to hold a cat. It puts so much pressure on their spines and hurts them really bad

[@waffleaffle231]

Yeah those cats are so distressed, poor babies deserve a better life away from him. My cat does bite me occasionally, but super gently and as play biting. Jeez man he doesn't deserve those sweet cats

[@user-hg8io5xm8o]

EXACTLY My cat is a pretty... Wild one, due to growing up in not the best environment, and she likes to attack from the corner even unprovoked, but even if it hurts very much, it's OBVIOUS that she's just playing because she's bored and everyone's asleep. These cats though? Downright defensive, and every time too? Nah, he's just mistreating his pets.

[@ShreyanshKamuni]

Imagine Garett Nolan crawling in your ear, you tell him to stop, but he’s already in there

[@thedancingkitkat]

Niall has been replaced

[@elfish7766]

@@thedancingkitkatthey’ll have to fight it out

[@chloesantos8637]

AAAAAAH STOP I THOUGHT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

[@literallyjasongrace]

y'know personally I'd rather not ❤

[@syd6964]

Okay garrett acting like his fictional ex girlfriend drinks straight from the milk is so funny what the fuck 11:42

[@Violet-Storm]

Literally my first thought. Like buddy, not everyone is as weird as you, you jug drinker

[@easiergone]

@ville__ what

[@nirvanaheights]

@@easiergoneits a bot, just report

[@sophiaanth]

Kurtis PLEASE give us a booktok deep dive

[@kimberlynodell]

him saying love over and over is making my skin crawl

[@deuceydee3506]

He thinks it sounds cute, but it just sounds like a baseline test from Blade Runner

[@lemonnnnnyyy]

same

[@allqt0nce]

literally almost passed out because of how visceral my bodily reaction AGAINST him saying that was… goodness

[@lemonnnnnyyy]

@@allqt0nce what

[@HiddenDarkHM]

It's like when guys in romance media call girls "kitten" more than once. Once under the right circumstances, not that bad but not my favorite, MULTIPLE times, instant restraining order. Hackles raised.

[@Daze..]

“I loyalty you too” is the most well crafted joke I’ve ever heard in my short lifespan

[@tschulietta219]

Can you explain?

[@lolcapitalised]

@@tschulietta219with the premise of the skit being the guy prioritizing loyalty over love-he responds to his girlfriend saying “i love you” with “i *loyalty* you, too”. i think the sincerity in kurtis’s response and the fact he added “too” as if to ignore/dismiss his girlfriends declaration of love for him was what made it comedic imo. hope this helps!

[@yuiscene]

give kurtis a grammy or something for that

[@EFAanimationpro]

Shot lifespan? Are you an actual fly? Wait... your a fucking gumball machine

[@heavenwaits]

thank u for commenting this for me i got the giggles

[@tiarabiara]

No Kurtis a Grammie not a Grammy … give this guy someone’s grandma rn

[@usertedi]

lol

[@ndawn90]

He can take my Grammie over my cold, dead body!! That woman is a straight up saint.

[@tiarabiara]

@ville__ why would KZbin let you comment this and why won’t they let me report it wtf

[@jadef4963]

@@tiarabiara i report most of his commet and his channel...might be a kid feeling really bad in his life rn...thats sad

[@tiarabiara]

@@jadef4963 Fr like get outta here with that

[@sossyedits]

Kurtis being completely oblivious about erotica books was not on my 2024 bingo card

[@darrelmcanacan5014]

3:20 it literally looks like they filmed this in a hotel in the middle of the night 😭 imagine being on vacation and having two tiktokers slumped against your doorway when you’re tryna get a cup of ice at 3am 💀

[@caithenry8429]

Really hope there's a video cut of someone stumbling to the ice machine drunk and almost tripping over them

[@sparklepugtea]

Just wanted to get my ice to stress crunch man

[@BoxOfToasters]

​@@sparklepugteatime to C R O N C H

[@BoxOfToasters]

​@@sparklepugteatime to C R O N C H

[@Totallynotredtail]

@ville__ STFU AND QUIT SELF PROMO-ING + NO-ONE ASKED

[@tesscarlson5552]

kurtis referring to this guy's videos as a lesbian test is the funniest thing i've ever heard because i was literally thinking the same thing as i was watching these. seeing this guy walk towards the screen with his shirt off with only a vague sense of discomfort and disgust and thinking "oh yeah no i'm definitely gay. wow"

[@hollismcc96]

it’s too real I had to skip through most of the tiktoks because they made me uncomfortable. I have never been more sure in my life that I’m not attracted to men

[@anisa2273]

or just an ace one, as i felt uncomfy too

[@Scrofar]

​@ville__your face is a choice

[@udontevenwannaknowbruv]

I’m straight but I (& I’m sure many of us) don’t want him either, that construction worker cringe was just very painful to watch but the moment he revealed his oddly tiny head in comparison to the rest of his body did get a chuckle out of me.

[@anais3337]

Fr it made me physically ill 😂

[@lgbtligma]

"id be so happy if someone was this obsessed with me" says the person who's never been stalked before

[@Addy_The_Baddy]

I know some ppl with fantasies like that who, yeah, when they get creeped on in real life it's just a bad time big difference between engaging with something as a fantasy and the reality of it

[@poggingmilk9452]

Bruh your a „they/them“ literally no one even cares about you enough to stalk you

[@lilyms.waytomanyfandoms3405]

LITERALLY

[@xxluciddreamingxx]

She said so just because the guy is handsome. If he wasnt, any other guy would get hate comments

[@lemon4087]

@@xxluciddreamingxx as per plot that character is her ex, so must found him a bit handsome at least. But ye doesn't matter if the guy is handsome or not

[@blibdoolpoolp]

a VALUED citizen of Kurtistown? You haven't given me an extra greeting in years, mayor. I didn't vote for you

[@pandoraleigh3421]

NOT MY MAYOR

[@minqtastic]

#NOTMYMAYOR ‼️

[@minlanuelmiranda]

aww look at drew and kurtis procrastinating on their sponsorship deadlines together🥺

[@iamdaniel471]

@UTTP-142 cyberpunk is not THAT good

[@MariaKiran1]

😂

[@achattyindividual]

Acc the funniest comment I’ve ever seen

[@astro_nim]

Wtf are these comments

[@_Kuma_]

@@astro_nimbots… best to report them and not respond to them

[@ITSPENNYTHECLOWN]

"It ain’t a kink it’s a crime" - Kurtis Connor 2024

[@Infodumptruck]

Great quote

[@رزيئة]

That's all kinks

[@tamirisgaelzer1902]

But when the feminists say this, we're wrong lmao. Kudos to Kurtis for being a real one ✌️

[@arsenbrooks438]

​@@tamirisgaelzer1902To be fair though, I've seen a lot of people call certain kinks crimes even when they are consensually done by two adults... Not liking or getting something doesn't make it illegal or a crime for others to do 😅

[@arsenbrooks438]

​@@رزيئةthat is not accurate 😂

[@calupoh9788]

that "Love what's wrong? Love?!!" video legit had major unsettling vibes going on

[@ndawn90]

Yeah, that video sent off every predator alarm in my body. And the fact that so many women were commenting saying they wanted that is deeply unsettling!

[@annoyingkid48]

Idk something about him calling her love over and over was sooo annoying too. Just like shut up and stop harrassing this woman in a hotel hallway

[@trailblazer225]

I'm just imagining this video but with the woman just getting progressively madder that he won't believe her. "Love, what's wrong?" "Nothing!" "What's wrong??" "I said nothing!" "Love, what is it, what's wrong?" "Okay, now what's wrong is that you won't leave me alone"

[@brigit3759]

It’s audio from the TV series ‘You’ which is voiced by a murderous stalker

[@calupoh9788]

@@brigit3759 ohhh, totally makes sense then, the tone is all wrong if it was supposed to be a wholesome couple moment 😬

[@alyzu4755]

"I'm loyal. I won't leave you for being human and having flaws". The bar is so very, very low.

[@riabouchinska]

I honestly thought he was building up to a joke like “I WILL leave you because you’re ugly”

[@jordan-my2vl]

drew and kurty on the same day!! at the same time!!

[@averytypicalrock3183]

We eatin good today 💪💪💪💪

[@nen5441]

Doesnt the kurtis danny drew chad chad duo upload at the same time as in the same day?

[@pri.sci.lla.]

Who is drew? I want to check out his channel

[@endureher]

@@pri.sci.lla.drew gooden he's kurtis and danny's best friend

[@lumaw152]

@@pri.sci.lla. @Danny-Gonzalez check him out. he is quite funny.

[@killerrxger8217]

beatboxing puppy

[@peepeeheadlovescat2]

Beat beat boxin puppy

[@FurinatheArtist]

I know you think it’s funny

[@pineapple9476]

“huh?”

[@abigailvictoria8340]

🗣️ I’M THE BEATBOXING PUPPY

[@_Finned_]

huh??

[@ItsAlannaBanana]

The breaking into his ex’s house one and all the comments being like “this is so hot, you can break into my house anytime” is the perfect example of pretty privilege. If an unattractive person made the same vid, the comments would be like “ew! That’s so creepy”

[@Emily-kd2zv]

not if the unattractive person is wearing a ghost cosplay

[@AgentPilot]

It's definitely still creepy if attractive people do it, but you can tell those comments are from people who've never had a scary/abusive ex; treating it like a kinky roleplay (in a public comment section) instead of some people's worst nightmare is, uh, interesting, let's say.

[@Louves192]

@@AgentPilot That always baffles me so much. These people are so far removed from the situation that for them it becomes a kind of scenario that only happens in fiction. Like being bitten by a werewolf or some crap, not like the real nightmare it is that certain people have to endure every day.

[@yumbadly]

@@AgentPilot it is still a kink tho, people have taboo kinks too and having it doesn't mean they would support those actions irl nor downplay the victims that went through those horrible situation. Usually it just happen in roleplay with consensually done by adults or in fiction that hurt no one (if tag correctly or warning)

[@elonmusk921]

@@yumbadlymost people’s understanding and acceptance of kink starts and ends at choking (which has somehow become “vanilla”). No point in explaining

[@hanakkimmm]

give this guy a grammie!!!

[@Sanamina119]

15:55 I don't think people understand how bad this is. The sound of their bell is enough to give cats extreme stress and anxiety. My cats will leave the room if we're speaking too loud, let alone yelling. Cats ears are so sensitive, holding a cat up to your face and screaming would not just distress a cat, it would unbearably painful and overstimulating. Neither of the cats in that video are responding poorly, literally any cat would react like that. The fact that he has done this so many times he has enough less than 1 minute shorts to create a 35 minute long video is not just bad pet ownership, it is physical and psychological abuse.

[@Waddledee13]

Honestly heartbreaking. Hope those cats are okay

[@carriesnaps3508]

*"That isn't a kink, it's a crime."* Honestly, this should be the slogan of every dark romance novel.

[@mimu3727]

as of now 558 people ​@ville__

[@ShipperTrash]

More like "Kink in fiction, crime irl" People who do bad stuff don't read dark fiction that correlates to it, they just do it lol.

[@btsdulcet6899]

@@ShipperTrashdo u think murderers just randomly murder people? they study novels, research known killers and their crimes, etc. they do read about it, until their desire to actually kill someone becomes too great. fuck are u talking about? u must be one of those dark romance reading weirdos

[@agirlhasnoname1472]

@ville__😂💯

[@KalebSStricker]

Real

[@arob4526]

i physically don’t think i could have got through those tiktoks without knowing you would roast him after

[@arob4526]

so CRINGE

[@poopybutthole3961]

⁠@@arob4526got to see someone shitting on those cringe tiktoks to make it watchable fr😂

[@davidfl4]

They actually hurt 😭😭

[@sagittariusgurl818]

Agreed!! He’s so right I was truly uncomfortable watching them especially with his cat 😿

[@kingcuan5261]

4:13 obviously he ment a gramie of coke ❄

[@DoodleDemon69]

Funniest comment I've ever seen

[@MyAltdraco]

No, Kurtis, it's not just you. Those videos were creepy as hell. I think I had a DV PTSD flashback from the video where he keeps saying "love, what's wrong" and there's a sudden closeup of her face where it doesn't look like she's crying, it looks like she's terrified. The way he keeps moving closer and not accepting the "nothing's wrong" answer just seemed so similar to an abuser dialing up for violence if they don't get the answer they want, so she breaks down with the "I just need you" bullshit to try to placate him. THAT is how that video reads to me- nothing sweet or endearing about it at all. Combine that with the horrifying stalker break-in video and the cat torture and I'm getting giant waving red flags with apocalypse sirens wailing. It makes me very worried for all the commenters yearning for this.

[@cameronpeterson6734]

There are soooo many books with similar situations like that too. It's crazy how people eat that shit up JUST because the man is attractive

[@rachaelbailey503]

my ex was extremely attractive until he was standing over me threating to unalive me. its not ok

[@emgene3]

so sorry you had to go through that, ❤

[@Sentientcrabpee]

I started the video thinking, "this tik tok guy looks really familiar." Then realizing halfway through that it's the raised-by-their-moms guy was great lol my favorite stitch was guys-raised-by-a-keurig and it's some guy making extremely accurate keurig sounds for an uncomfortable amount of time

[@notoriousthug121]

@ville__that’s pretty fucking vile man

[@Itsdarkinthis_closet]

Jaw dropped when you revealed he was the cat guy

[@trustfulplace3894]

at 3:07 i said out loud “she’s not a fucking dog” like absoulutly wild kind of shushing to comfort someone

[@niccvier]

Right? 🤢

[@g.c.9297]

i get MAD when my husband touches my face too much like come ON

[@bakageyama222]

Frrrr

[@nevadanate4957]

Imagine talking to someone like a horse. Shh... easy....

[@ajs_sam]

4:05 i like to think by 'Grammie' they meant Grandma. Give this guy a Grandma.

[@rixie5384]

“They’re also stopping people from getting wet” THE WAY I SCREAMED 🙁🙁🙁

[@Addy-q1k]

@ville__wtf dude…

[@UnicornPug]

@@Addy-q1k its a bot, they never get removed

[@larvaedadindex]

@@Addy-q1kthat guy’s everywhere trying way too hard to get reactions from people. Don’t give them the time of day and just report their account

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@Addy-q1kbot, ignore it

[@lovesick_and_rotting]

@@Addy-q1kits a bot, just ignore it

[@mikaylamast4695]

“Men used to go to war” “Oh wait nevermind!! He’s still doing it”

[@plentyofmalk9130]

"I'm not leaving because you're psychologically vulnerable. I'm STAYING because you're psychologically vulnerable".

[@matthewoakes6089]

I mean I get he’s a weird guy but I feel like abandoning someone who you allegedly care about when they’re going through a hard time in their life is like a pretty horrible thing to do

[@elle_rose_xx]

Fr that is the vibe the whole channel gives off

[@winxclubstellamusa]

As someone who has been abandoned and rejected many times because of my psychological vulnerabilities, I’ve always wished for someone to stay and love and reassure me like that.

[@Missingooturtle]

@@matthewoakes6089well op is saying he’s staying ‘because’ you’re vulnerable not ‘in spite of’ or ‘to support you’

[@noellehuijgen4003]

“Flashing full meat on main” is more poetic than I expected 😭 15:00

[@yippedoodah]

I mean, the dude has an OF

[@janjanbinks1710]

Bars

[@sapphinese]

The guy raised by flies was so funny I also had to rub my hands together and drag them down my face while I laughed

[@SenseiSeth]

As a lifelong Fighty Dude, “shaking hands” thing is like the same as “I see red” and is the biggest goofball fallacy of all time. The comments on that video are hilarious

[@kennie5786]

wasn’t expecting the “guys raised by flies” one, and it’s the funniest thing i’ve seen all year holy hell

[@KalebSStricker]

Real

[@cryptidferrets]

"Shut up. [chuckling] It's fine. I'm the solution!" while reaching out menacingly at the camera, has got to be the thing I've laughed at the hardest in awhile

[@YTStoleMyUsername]

😭😭😭

[@Scrimmified]

kurtis telling people to go check this dude's page as a test to see if they're a lesbian proves he really understands who his core audience is

[@oakdrawss]

he said that and i had to pause the video because i felt so called out. because I was just sitting there going i dont see what the hype is all about this is just a guy who looks like he could gain some more body fat cause he looks a little malnourished with how defined his muscles are, and then kurtis said that.

[@BabyMango]

@ville__thank god you told me this. I am cured.

[@spam-el3ee]

all 3 ville_ comments reported for misinformation, hate speech, and harassment 👍

[@clara8328]

@ville__ yeah it is and i choose it all damn day !!!!!!

[@miggle2784]

@@BabyMangoDon’t reply to ville! That means it’s easier to click on their profile! This is all they want, they’ve outsmarted you!

[@aluzuka]

15:21 one of the funniest things ever is when like normal ppl go to a shooting range in full tactical gear as if they’re gonna be getting shot at

[@Kagomai15]

Repeating "I'm not leaving you because..." so many times like that really had me anticipating "I'm leaving you because of [this]" because damn, lots of reasons to break up, why not just say "I'm not breaking up with you" 😂

[@deuceydee3506]

My thoughts exactly

[@theflyingspaget]

"it's not a you... it's a me."

[@hu7380]

8:14 On a bit of a serious note, my grandma always told my mother to never fight a scared person. One reason being this, if they feel physically vulnerable it's going to trigger a bad fight or flight; either they're going to do ANYTHING to win, or ANYTHING to get away.

[@Pipkiablo]

I was told something similar: A scared dog is more dangerous than a confident dog. A confident one feels like he's the bigger threat and has no reason to fight back as hard because he doesn't fear you, so he's not going to be as dangerous as one who thinks he literally has to fight to save his life.

[@kxjx]

Your grandma Ronnie Kray??

[@Isthisjoebiden]

That's why you never go quietly when someone tries to attack you

[@Mienarrr]

when would you ever fight a scared person in the first place??? lmao like in what kind of scenario would that ever happen

[@hu7380]

@@Mienarrr There are certain people who "get scared" in fight or flight situations. That they have both reactions at the same time, thus a "scared" person. Someone who will fight because they have to but will do almost anything to get away. It's more like one of those things where you least expect it. Sorta like those people who cry when they're mad, too much unexpected emotion at one time.

[@nai24]

Petition for Kurtis to make a separate video discussing the monstrosity that is Booktok 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@DegenerateHour]

I actually thought this was gonna be about Booktok because of thumbnail 😅

[@mioafox]

Working in a library, it feels so weird to put books on display that are pretty much the same content I read in secret, on chaotically designed webpages during my teenage years. 😂

[@project_letters]

Please

[@raramamala]

YEEEEES

[@perfectblueeeee]

YES

[@aidanlubamersky4609]

3:05 doing allat in the apartment hallway is absolutely devious

[@TastierLemon]

“why is no one hating” is such a real thought

[@ampersignia]

yes so many random IG vids, TikToks, or whole songs are idiotic and people just praise the ever loving shit out of something. If you have any light criticism, you are downvoted a ton and white knights come out to rip you a new one.

[@specializedchemicals6669]

​@@ampersigniawhat posts are you seeing on ig? most comments on the posts i see there are hate. not even light criticism 😭

[@riabouchinska]

This is how I feel about Taylor Swift lol like you can’t voice even mild dislike of her without people coming out of the woodwork to tell you why you’re wrong

[@KxmpleteKxllapse]

@@riabouchinska i think u get hate if u dislike any popular singer lol

[@alicjaptasznik6952]

Those people never experienced stalker/ abusive boyfriend ✨

[@Mavuika_Gyaru]

Well yeah. It's like when guys say that they want a crazy girl that would stab them

[@DeltaStormYT]

WHAT DO YOU WANT. With women, there is *only* "omg he didnt message me back in 0.0000000000000000000001 seconds, he hates me :( " and "this dude wont leave me alone hes trying to kill me :(((((((("

[@mothfeatherofriverclan439]

@DeltaStormYT Spot the incel!

[@ReginaWrites]

@@DeltaStormYTtake a breath, incel.

[@kaleidoss]

​@@ricaboo9304 bro has never actually talked to a woman

[@bholmesdev]

“Like an umbrella, they’re stopping people from getting wet” underrated bar

[@exotherm42]

Oh god yes. Thank you. All those videos about Chihuahuas snarling and biting, French Bulldogs making weird noises because they're literally suffocating... and people think it's hilarious?! Same with these cat videos. That dude gives me chills, and not the good kind...

[@mitchellclendening7682]

"that ain't a kink, it's a crime" get Kurtis on Kendrick's next diss track PLEASE

[@unknownmoonlight4572]

Not Like Us ft. Kurtis Conner

[@katet8639]

bars 🔥🔥🔥

[@rock.arrrght]

PLEASE BROOO if he can diss Pinocchio like that then he can definitely diss drake

[@nogoodnames6480]

"5 years, 3 months, 25 days, 4 hours😈😈😈.... *sniffs milk*" bro what😭

[@lottiestewart8918]

I fully fucking thought he was drinking 5 year old milk

[@nebula541]

@@lottiestewart8918 LMFAO THATS HILARIOUS 😭

[@hqodimistrash]

homelander kinnie

[@nightmare_eyes430]

I thought his ex was the milk, tbh. And I was like "this is top tier comedy". Turns out it was just creepy.

[@YTStoleMyUsername]

Well he wrote the script, and you know what they say... write what you know...

[@elissa8284]

The amount of times I yelled “THAT WAS HIM??????” while watching this video is crazy

[@ettaetta439]

There was a period of time in which I kept on getting this man's content on my fyp w/o knowing it was him and I kept on opening the comments expecting ppl to be clowning on him, but ppl were genuinely thirsting. Turns out I'm not the only victim lmao.

[@kurtisdoesshit6846]

ME TOO. My boyfriend isn’t American and that online so he was like “HUHHHHH??” While I was in shock that it was the same guy

[@asuka-ryo]

the cat biting videos, i didn't realise that was him

[@Sabrina-sc1db]

I'm so glad we're hating on the cat videos, I remember them being SO viral and all the comments were laughing while I was genuinely grossed out by how that poor cat was treated

[@StephanieLinda_]

Waaaiiitttttttt... stop WHY DID I NOT REALIZE THIS WAS THE CAT GUY TILL YOU SHOWED US.. thats embarrassing for him..

[@jessicavannoy414]

"It's a not a kink. It's a crime." That's my new saying for everything now 🤣

[@bobamer932]

it is also infact a kink.

[@liohawkes5123]

cats are the ultimate litmus test on respecting another being's boundaries and wants imo. the way his cats are straight up willing to bite tells me everything i need to know

[@dorel7142]

I'm taking the "that's a topic for another video" as a promise that he will make it because I NEED that booktok video. 💀

[@Kristianna_bby]

13:22 booktok is a lot of smut but I am NOT on the Coleen Hoover creepy whatever the hell that was side… the other side of booktok is fun!!!!

[@pinkblink0211]

the irony of the people who like these types of videos like they're not the biggest red flags in the world being like "why can't i find love" well girl.....😭

[@christinathein951]

The amount of women who don’t seem to understand that some of these things are GLARING red flags is astounding to me…almost makes me feel like women just walk right into abuse situations willingly 🤷‍♀️ just sayin

[@heyiamme7196]

​@@christinathein951Honestly never seems to amaze me how they want that shit without knowing the consequences but human is human in core with stupidity...

[@FriendOfMara]

​@@christinathein951 I don't think women are taught well what things are red flags to be honest. Like look at most spicy romances aimed at women. It is a lot of men not respecting women's boundaries early on and abusing some position of power over them only for the woman to eventually fall in love with their soft side or something. Narratives which support unhealthy relationship dynamics are constantly reproduced in media. And I think most of his audience is probably younger women or girls who haven't yet realized that that stuff is toxic through experience. I feel like its not that women walk in to these situations "willingly", but rather they walk in thinking that toxic behaviour is normal, expected, or deserved (if any red flags are actually present at the start and don't only come out later on which is a pretty common thing too). It can also be hard to notice things when you are in a vulnerable state or on the high of being noticed and liked by someone. I am a lesbian, but before I figured that out I thought I was bi and started dating a guy almost twice my age when I was barley out of HS. I was in a bad place health wise and craving stability and had been rejected by every girl I'd ever liked so when some charming guy came around and offered me that and made me feel attractive and likeable I thought I was in love or some shit. I didn't even realize until months after things had ended (bc I started realizing I wasn't into men) that he had probably actually just targeted me from the start and had not listened to me consent wise several times. Its easy to play things off when you have been exposed to a lot of media showing those kinds of relationships in a positive light (I used to read too much toxic wattpad as a kid) and when you are vulnerable for whatever reason.

[@humanbean4037]

@@christinathein951 I hope you read friendofmara’s response bc you seem like you’re victim blaming 😬 not a healthy mindset to have there

[@lotsofuwuenergy3983]

@@FriendOfMaraPart of it definitely is the thrill/excitement of the "taboo". I remember back when I used to be into similar stories it was when I've been much less experienced romantically/sexually than now, so most things that weren't resembling Disney-esque "proper" romance was exciting. With more experience with men I'm happily healed from finding overbearing and TBH abusive characters attractive 💀

[@khyzra8770]

i miss when booktok was a community of normal people who recommended good reads.

[@evelynwright329]

fr, I'll take the Colleen Hoover recommendations that I'll never listen to mixed in with actual good books over whatever the hell is happening rn. it's just 13 year Olds reading the worst pieces of literature and screaming about how iconic it is.

[@w花b]

My first guess was that it was Wattpad but even worse. Seems like I was right on the last part but not for the same reason...

[@gracer9656]

“Guy raised by flies” is genuinely the funniest thing ever.

[@double_di_925]

The absolute difference between my cats who would never even dream of biting me, scratching me, hissing at me vs his cats who literally fucking hate him is insane to me. I mean think of what hes done to those cats i mean despite screaming in their ears to make BOTH of them hate him that much.

[@pintsizedchaos]

fr, if my cats started acting like that not only would I put them back down but worry about them

[@abbathahoe]

book tok started out as a fun place to get book recs but has now become a place more toxic than a 15 year old’s wattpad collection

[@ikawaii4830]

Give this guy a grammie

[@jessmorris8920]

for real, his acting is so good😍😍

[@Marie-mf8gg]

👵🏻

[@KodasGarden]

I remember a year or so ago I left a comment on one of his cat singing shorts like "it seems like your cats are super uncomfortable around you" and I was assaulted with comments saying I know nothing about cats or cat ownership. I even had a few saying all cats acted like this and boy did they hate when I said "yeah when they're abused" 😂

[@aubriannataylor]

yeah my cats have never done anything like that so thats definitely not normal

[@minighul6511]

I always worry when people say that. I have friends that initially were scared of cats, because every cat they knew acted that way and when they saw how chill my cats are they started to actually like cats and thought differently about the owners of previous cats

[@MalkuthSephira]

some cats are just weird cats but not to this extent, this man's cats are having a bad time

[@draugr.deathlord]

Yeah. Most people (not even exaggerating) don't actually understand cats at all, cats are so misunderstood and mistreated it's really sad.

[@bingusslingus7020]

@@draugr.deathlorda lot of people who dislike cats just don’t understand boundaries and think they’re entitled to instant affection

[@unknownmoonlight4572]

9:26 I can confirm that Kurtis wears a mask everywhere he goes because once I asked for an autograph at vidcon and he just pulled out a batman mask and said "Gotham City needs me" and flew away. I never did get that autograph, but at least now I know that batman can fly.

[@JoeNoshow27]

Long live the flying Bat Kurtis!

[@vhs3760]

16:08 aggravating your cat so it smacks you...the fuck.

[@gaygrim]

No literally wtf

[@reneemachuca3026]

yep call animal control

[@infectedp9419]

it’s hilarious how he put that “you don’t own me” song from harley quinn’s pov emancipating her in her abusive relationship with the joker as the music to that clip of him stalking an ex ans breaking into their house after five years