The Time I Told a 9/11 Joke to a Room Full of Americans... | Jimmy Carr

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[@jimmycarr]

Listen up Yanks! I'm on tour across the States in October, November and December. Come and watch me live: www.jimmycarr.com/usa/

[@Imperial-Socialist]

Saw you in Kingston, Ontario a few months ago

[@josephcallahan1664]

Sold out, damn! Keep challenging us Yank, Mr. Carr.

[@King_Stranger]

9/11 jokes aren't as offensive as calling americans "yanks" nobody calls you Invaders, marauders, brigands, invading just to invade. yank is derogatory.

[@brianhaygood183]

​@@King_StrangerJoke: (n) a thing someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

[@frankeldredge9425]

Already have my tickets for Dallas.

[@lordofthenorth273]

The way he reacts to people laughing feels like Homelander seeing people applaud him

[@mr.jglokta191]

And now I will never be able to unsee it. Thanks, I guess 😂

[@yteuropehdgaming9633]

''Hahahahahahahah, alright!''

[@EmilyWinchester09]

LMAOOOOO

[@nasis18]

I made a 9/11 joke but it didn't land.

[@krz.777]

did it crash?

[@grahamstrouse1165]

Ouch! 😂

[@navidamlani1616]

Oh. I see what you did there.

[@nilaynishchhal3451]

This joke is so outdated dawg

[@Neodel]

That joke went over my head ngl

[@Iain_C]

Also available in English (UK) if you set the speed to 1.25x

[@glynkeegan306]

Lmfaooo

[@mdhazeldine]

It is quite comedy how he is talking slower and leaving longer pauses while he waits for them to "get it" 😂

[@RM-ti8nf]

😂😂😂

[@grazstarr]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@gazzie12000]

Yes - thank you! If you change video speed to x1.25 it's the normal Jimmy - I wondered why he sounded a bit slow and lethargic compared to usual !! Did Netflix slow the video down for yanks to understand?

[@PatrickStarr]

Dont you just love Jimmy's face when he is suppressing his own giggles? Keep em coming

[@Ranger1812]

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaaa.

[@axxwqw3117]

? it's literally botox

[@mark675]

​@axxwqw3117 you'd know all about that..

[@MasterSergius]

Dark humor is like a food: not everyone can get it

[@HimanXK]

It seems like in Jimmy's case, dark humor is like food: Some people think cooking means toasting an eggo waffle.

[@agasfer520]

Dark humour is like children with cancer: never gets old

[@kitfisto250]

Ethiopia wants to know your location

[@DittoGTI]

Dark humour will never be darker than the people it's about

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

That's humour*

[@jessicashackle595]

I honestly think making jokes of traumatic events is a coping mechanism. Yes, the events have been quite horrific, but sometimes people need humor in order to cope and process it.

[@coolyoutubename16]

Yes comedians are all manically depressed

[@australien6611]

Yes all jokes are better when you micro analyze and explain it to ppl in the KZbin comments section 🙄

[@SamuelBlack84]

If we didn't find a way to laugh at this cruel and insane world, we'd all go crazy

[@Cookie_Ninja14]

@@SamuelBlack84 agreed

[@Erickhetfield]

This should be obvious.

[@Alejandro-eq7xq]

I guess that joke flew over their heads 😂

[@theantiauthoritarian.1540]

Totally crumbled!!😄

[@isamekailmahmud9302]

your funnier than this guy is

[@FARBerserker]

That look at the end: "please don't shoot me"

[@4legdfishman]

I'm a New Yorker, but I moved to another state well before 9/11. I went back to visit family a couple of months post 9/11. My suv was full of relatives, and we were on our way to meet with others for a night out. We passed by a home with a huge DIY memorial to 9/11 it even included large models of the twin towers. The first words out of my mouth? HEY! WHERE ARE THE AIRPLANES!? That did not go over well. But I still continued with... NOT REALISTIC AT ALL! True story.

[@rawx485]

Sounds like something I would say honestly.

[@spac18]

​@@rawx485 me too

[@australien6611]

Funniest thing I've heard this week 😂

[@GDuncan8002]

​@@australien6611 A British man applies for a visa to visit Australia. The customs officer asks him if he has a criminal record. The man replies "Is that still required?"

[@unclefred3128]

This was still VERY tame about what you could've joked about.

[@sixaout1982]

You can laugh about anything, but not with just anybody is exactly what Pierre Desproges was saying 40 years ago

[@346cta]

Salut ma hargne!!

[@thehellyousay]

So, a timeless truth. Tell me, how many people do you reckon knew Pierre Desproges even existed, let alone said that, if he even did say it? I didn't know he even existed, let alone said anything worth repeating, and I'm 58, reasonably well educated, generally open-minded, and I pay attention. Seems a weak criticism from you, yeah?

[@Dreyno]

@@thehellyousayIt’s not a criticism, it’s an observation.

[@manu-tonyo9654]

@@Dreyno More of a cry for attention then?

[@Dreyno]

@@manu-tonyo9654 I’m sure that sound really clever in your head. Once committed to the internet, alas………..

[@iconoclast137]

i can't believe i only just now noticed that jimmy carr is probably the only comedian who uses that style of microphone. it is such a subtle dainty touch and it adds to his comedic presence, i love it

[@conmayn]

Holy... new material!! love it. Thank you

[@parkerbreu]

so fr4eaking epuc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@samkobaisi1]

Jokes are for laughing, and that's all. He is a master at joking about everything.

[@susanwilson9241]

Love you, Jimmy. Don't ever change!

[@KasumiRose77]

Classic Jimmy. Loved it.

[@ME-bw3rl]

Great to see you back, I've seen the free specials you released around corona so many times

[@MonkeyJedi99]

I've numbed to the pandemic so much that I initially thought Jimmy had a beer sponsored tour...

[@jogales1018]

Just got tickets for Chicago! So excited to be able see your show in person after all these years!

[@stewartross1233]

Jimmy's adopted a posh voice so that the Americans can understand him!

[@someonewithsomename]

@@brodievickers7158 nah, he clearly talks different for Americans. It's much less British

[@datgrrl5698]

No such accent as a british accent, and Jimmy is Irish...cor, gobshites from the states, what are they like...

[@highdownmartin]

Speaking…… more….. slowly……

[@sugarnads]

​@@someonewithsomenamejust slower coz theyre dumb

[@unclefred3128]

@@someonewithsomename If you speed it up to 1.25x speed, he's back to normal

[@australien6611]

Some nuggets of gold in there 😂

[@Grid56]

Top comedian can't wait till gig in September.

[@SKF358]

Jimmy makes me wonder if they'll stop reading 911 names of people who would have died of old age by now.

[@Dave-Rough-Diamond-Dunn]

They do that?

[@anenglishmanplusamerican7107]

Yup

[@shireyed]

that last joke w as the perfect follow up

[@damnson2235]

I love how his jokes became lighter at first and then BOOM

[@belltolls1984]

I love Jimmy!

[@Kenkamerman]

Perfect. He's so on point.

[@WarrenGarabrandt]

These jokes are solid gold.

[@CatsMeowPaw]

I have been edging since I saw Jimmy Carr in Australia in April 2023. It's so satisfying I can now come back to KZbin.

[@UnoReversecard-ys8vl]

Could’ve phrased that a little better

[@glynkeegan306]

Wrong website

[@Rzerac]

Bet that turned into a mess

[@FahadAyaz]

Finally, he's getting noticed now, making a bit of a splash with his followers

[@parkerbreu]

do you like sounding cuck

[@Erowid13]

Im a yankee who’s been a giant fan of Carr for years.

[@MonkeyJedi99]

Have you had a chance to mets him, or haven't you been able to nets backstage passes? Puns!

[@totaldramafan69420]

Don't disrespect 1D😂😂😂

[@511dydy]

To be fair, jimmy slowed it down a bit more than usual hahaha.

[@psycorunners]

Thank you you beautiful man!

[@SAFireDragonClips]

that last joke went over their heads

[@Tharun_Chels]

Damn the day KZbin recommends it😂😂

[@DylanWassall]

Last joke had me in stitches

[@NoThatsMyJuice]

alright

[@stevenichols2938]

I'm an American and a veteran; I'm grateful that Jimmy can help us laugh at tragedy.

[@B-A-L]

A veteran what?

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Nobody cares that you're a veteran

[@stevenichols2938]

@@dcmastermindfirst9418 You don't; I know plenty who do. I wrote that I'm a veteran to put the praise into perspective, not to please you. All the best to you.

[@leephillips4402]

Wait so I'm the non-binary Elder in this scenario? I guess I have a lot to figure out about myself.

[@navidamlani1616]

See, that was funnier that his silly opening bit.

[@ComaAlpha]

​@@navidamlani1616sigh...... You DO realize that OPs comment wouldn't be possible or make any lick of sense without Jimmy's "silly" opening bit, right? Also lighten up for Kriste's sake.

[@justaghostinthesea]

You don't decide your gender. *Jimmy Carr* decides your gender

[@joker8340]

Can’t wait till I see him at the end of this year

[@vulkanofnocturne]

What a day to be recommended this video

[@xScream2012]

Absolutely loving it! Too bad Americans just dont seem to enjoy his show as much as other people...

[@tripaffleck]

Says who.

[@glynkeegan306]

​@@tripaffleckthey didn't laugh as much as the British shows

[@tripaffleck]

@@glynkeegan306 says who

[@alexb6234]

Speaking as an American, I find his jokes hilarious.

[@tomspettigue8791]

@@alexb6234yeah. I generally really like British humor - we've got some pretty good comedians from our side of the pond, though.

[@Shanghaimartin]

Is it.... could it be..... new?

[@Scotsmania]

Unfortunately not

[@martinseal1987]

Kind of, this is from his most recent my dark something

[@clintgirdler38]

It is new. Definitely not from “His Dark Material”.

[@Rob-ng4cv]

Pretty sure it's from a line-up special hosted by Bill Burr

[@martinseal1987]

@@Rob-ng4cv ah that's right thank you

[@aliens1990990]

You know its going to be brilliant or dark when he rubs his hands together 🤣

[@andyinstaller7748]

Love it 👍

[@maxcullen3427]

Jim such a legend

[@louieaustin6165]

No hesitation 🤣🤣💀💀

[@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp]

Jimmy' is the King of laugh's!

[@1nilu1]

finally some new material 🥳

[@reggiebhorrorbaker1650]

Lov jimmy carr jokes

[@vigneshv8167]

The end lmao

[@NoThatsMyJuice]

lol

[@james_thomps]

Hahaha very good

[@Paradisusinfernalis6815]

Love him absolutely

[@NoThatsMyJuice]

have you met him I did :)

[@MohammedMansoor]

Pure genius

[@tadhggoreyoneill13666]

"non-binary elder" it's funny because the world is actually going in that direction🤣

[@parkerbreu]

you are so embarrassing lmfao@@tadhggoreyoneill13666

[@iamarchibald]

I like how this got recommended to me today

[@jacobmacdonagh4070]

What Netflix special is this from? I can’t find it

[@Fuzzie_Dunlop968]

Oh, come on, that was mild for him.

[@sidmahasuverachai3722]

Was the last joke implying hes supposed to be a terrorist on a plane?

[@marcushinton772]

Jimmy always pushes the limit thankfully but felt he's having work really hard there

[@J4sse]

Norm MacDonald: "9/11..." *laughter*

[@tieden]

good stuff

[@angriz1]

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong...

[@FahadAyaz]

Is this already on Netflix or is it upcoming?

[@mr.rainbowlovescoffee]

Well he gets better with age😂

[@SkFrvr]

Americans tell more 9/11 jokes than any other country combined

[@kenwinslade2112]

Came to see you last night in nicosia. Absolutely superb

[@georgefoord7087]

is Jimmy talking slower so the Americans can understand him?

[@abhijiththampi]

Yes, he did that when he did that canadian comedy thing a few years ago.

[@ATOMTAYLOR]

Jimmy! You big large rooster!

[@GetbackupUltra]

He's clearly toning it down for the americans

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Nah ya think?

[@1966Heath]

He tries so hard lol

[@friedwaldderlebendige8494]

this whole whining about "we cant tell jokes anymore" has been going for literal decades, quit whining

[@Vim-Wolf]

Please come back to the Isle of Wight, you could easily sell out a few nights. If we go to Portsmouth to watch you we have to miss the encore because they cancelled the late ferry.

[@ndanjisiame6]

The crowd don't deserve jimmy

[@h.8835]

not the crowds fault that he sucks

[@Ogrematic]

You are fantastic. I love your jokes. I don't care about the situation in britain, either.

[@shauntaylor9251]

His delivery has changed over the years , he's more like a game show host these days

[@invictusmaneo464]

Bojíš se pravdy :D

[@tigerpanda560]

Rough start there.. but some decent stuff after that

[@adpirtle]

I'm mildly disappointed that it was just his "death of Princess Diana" joke recycled.

[@B-A-L]

I wasn't bothered about that either.

[@geher4073]

Looks like american fans are tougher crowds than european ones

[@ajaydhawale9380]

He had to slow down for America lol

[@qwerty123163]

Not me getting this as a suggestion today on 9/11 💀

[@zombielols1895]

Lol

[@angelarbab0091]

yes yes yes , new Jimmy, Spicier than ever, 9/11 joke was hilarious , I clappedddd

[@parkerbreu]

I CLAPPED AT THINGS I KNOW! 9/11! >GREEN TEXT

[@Abood99222]

There is a difference between laughing together and laughing at you. Good comedians or anyone who respects their audience knows that fine line between having fun and just insulting people

[@usmcrave99]

As I'm finally watching this 9/11 joke, he has 911k subscribers.

[@AlexJacksonSmith]

Ouch, superb...

[@princeofdarkness2659]

8 min ? Damn

[@Eli.83]

Tough crowd

[@user-re5hc3fi6f]

He has very good suits. Where does he buy?

[@themilkguzzler2467]

When do the edgy jokes start?

[@anthonymort5202]

It took me like a 5 seconds to get the Osama joke

[@Da_redreaper22]

I accidentally casted this to my neighbors tv

[@lindenstromberg6859]

Jimmy Carr is the King of black comedy (although, we’ll probably have to rename that soon 😀).

[@unclefred3128]

I think it's called "dark comedy" now. But that'll probably change too lol

[@parkerbreu]

you will sleep with the fishes soon my dear...

[@hassanrajput9576]

🔥

[@kylea8795]

Name of special please!

[@babalonkie]

Still tough i see...

[@skepticusmaximus184]

3:22 I don't know how you got away with putting that up on the screen. My comments get deleted whenever I use the 'N' word.

[@glynkeegan306]

Ayo what

[@yerrrboy100]

😂😂

[@petersmitgary]

Jimmy Carr always try to use unpatronising way to address the North American, so he hard coded subtitle on his video for the American audience.

[@aubbusta]

Master

[@UMTWPP]

#TrueStory I was "upset" because #Pokemon series were skipped 9/11 tho😂