The TOP 70 FUNNIEST Tombstones EVER | Alonzo Lerone

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Welcome to the official KZbin channel of comedian/entertainer Alonzo Lerone. Looking for comedy, or just a good laugh? You’re in luck! On this channel, you’ll find a variety of fail compilations showcasing the internet’s funniest and dumbest fails curated by Alonzo Lerone from Twitter, Facebook, advertisements, and much more.
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[@marliejaboin1957]

Alonzo's grave: Alonzo Lerone GET A DICTIONARY!

[@athenalillylove3952]

Good one 😂

[@yaniiixo]

PlanetMars no, it’s “i never got a girl preganet”

[@aleebea]

@@yaniiixo 🤭😄👌🏾

[@vlonesanty]

PlanetMars YES

[@iloven1c0t1n3]

lo yea

[@ToriPeebs]

Mine: “I finally got the sleep I wanted”

[@NateSchulte]

Add, "go away, I'm asleep"

[@feloniousphil7398]

John Yeast? More like, John *Yeet* lol

[@ambersznn]

ToriPeebs 😂

[@krystaljava6128]

Mine might be: Dammit I still ain't Tekken God Prime in Kazuya.

[@mariahadams7973]

i swearrr

[@stawohbee3449]

My tombstone: 'Well at least it wasn't Thanos... '

[@matthew_natividad]

Now I don’t feel so good 🤣

[@toriparrotti4492]

I don’t wanna go...

[@ashleyfield7441]

Mr stark I dont feel so good

[@realsupernova222]

They just bury a bag of dust

[@ahansen1970]

Lol

[@abbykotraba5421]

Mine would probably say “Someone call my work and tell them I will not be coming back”

[@nopity3057]

Very true.

[@TerrorOfTeacup]

😂😂

[@jtactical7745]

Atleast your on heaven vacation

[@CapitalTeeth]

Mine is probably going to be: "Can you stop crying? I'm trying to sleep down here."

[@chadrasmussen6127]

Lmao

[@purplejessie1065]

Ahhh that's a good onee

[@blazemcwolf6563]

Lol 😂😂 😂

[@madamyeet13]

CapitalTeeth me 😂😂

[@aryye3848]

who said someone was crying 😏

[@sophiaa7001]

on my tombstone I want jokes over get me got of here!

[@Blackade2000]

HAHAHAHAH

[@cindyluwho2767]

Lmao!!! I love this!!!

[@codablanchard603]

*out

[@bellarose539]

Me to

[@christineama1485]

Maybe the cookies were... to die for...

[@danielle1543]

Christine Ama AAAAAAAA

[@clickbait1458]

Hahahahahahahahahahahah THAT'S a FAKE LAUGH

[@BrittKGM]

Or they’ll get the recipe...over her dead body 😏🤣

[@sans1036]

Dadum ccchhh

[@esmarauders1]

Christine Ama wow. I don’t if I should laugh or cry. But u have the same sense of humor I do. We would be great friends😂

[@miachihade6331]

I believe the “that’s all folks” was the voice of bugs bunny

[@THENEVERDEADIV]

Porky Pig not bugs bunny lol

[@coolfinel]

Mel Blanc did both voices, and several others on Looney Tunes.

[@mr.x2567]

Mel was a true legend.

[@skrubosaurus9744]

@@coolfinel "several" he was the cast xD haha! his son actually took over some of the voices after he passed, not sure if he still does but yeah! pretty amazing (:!

[@joshuatice9052]

Coolfinal nahhhh it puked on deh......ahhhhhhh get it off GET IT OFF

[@tildekullhammar4463]

Mine will be something like "Mom, it won't let me restart!"

[@angeltrader520]

Really ? Try repressing that réincarnation button !

[@Cassxowary]

You always get to though

[@cooterpooter6]

Army💜

[@Emily-pv1bh]

@@cooterpooter6 ARMYY!

[@cooterpooter6]

@@Emily-pv1bh heyy 💜

[@countrycrossstitcher3573]

‘Can i get your recipe?’ ‘Over my dead body’ Hence it’s on the tombstone

[@kristashuler937]

Country Crossstitcher I was going to say that! You beat me to it. Way to go fast fingers!!

[@Oliver-gn2sp]

Lol

[@matimizrahi7391]

Or maybe: you all asked for my recipe, and I always said "over my dead body" so here you go:...

[@ADub07vids]

Country Crossstitcher ohh ok lol thank you

[@OEDODRAGON]

Oooooh, that makes sense. Would be an inside joke.

[@thaddeuslinton8943]

My Tombstone is Going to say: Respawning In 3 2 1....... Connection Error

[@storm1027]

Thaddeus Linton copy cat

[@micah2455]

Mind if I steal this?

[@kamroninman4799]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@g-wizzle-]

I love this 😂

[@The_Chef2511]

Mine would be "Fucking Quick Time Events!"

[@HeirGryffindor84]

My tombstone would read: "Man, it sucks that I won't be able to eat the food served at my own funeral"

[@jtactical7745]

Well eat your dirt

[@bre3000tdothot08]

Seriously? Wow. With ya lil fat ass, I can’t! 😂☠️

[@GalaxySquad330]

Mine would say “Writing Loading… Error” Then under it would say “Shhh, quiet, she’s behind you. She will kill you. Just like she killed me”

[@0-springytears-0]

mine would read “ I better be buried with my pancakes. If not I don’t wanna be dead”

[@lynn4927]

My tombstone: Y’all better be crying, I’m watching y’all.

[@reinabby5371]

Evil Little Fries 😂 😂😂😂😂

[@artisticalex1206]

Thats hilarious 😂😂

[@nopity3057]

xD.

[@memeishboi5034]

From Hell!

[@TKara-bi6in]

😆😆😆😆

[@QueenReaper1290]

When they said "you'll get my recipe over my dead body" they meant it literally.

[@marrywijaya2973]

My grandma be like😂

[@cheyennejohnson-lynch7166]

*secretly visits tombstone to copy recipe*

[@Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred]

Yeah that’s what I was thinking and I want to literally try them

[@pjgfountaine7690]

Hahah that’s one way to take it, haha

[@nancyomalley9959]

@@cheyennejohnson-lynch7166 We don't even have to-We can just pause this video to copy in our homes

[@tiarafarquharson4462]

My Tombstone will say Me:*DIES* Mom: Cause you always on that phone

[@nopity3057]

How about it says: Sorry, I'm sleeping right now. Please call again later.

[@ItsJustAire]

This is it!

[@aryye3848]

mine won't say anything bc I'ma be cremated

[@bloop3224]

when i tell you i died--

[@takaylahduffy5016]

ISTG YO

[@kattgirl81]

The recipe ones are probably where the person said "They can have my recipe over my dead body!" 👏😂

[@audreydimmel6674]

I have an ancestor who put her cookie recipe on her tombstone for that exact reason.

[@duolingo4301]

My tombstone: i finally got out of school

[@kiloplays1312]

Mine: I didn’t finish my Spanish lesson

[@rosechampagne1364]

mine:dang it's soo boring here

[@DRoze-mn4sg]

Duolingo Mine: I’m hungry

[@theeclipsemaster]

Amen

[@Jake2ndK9]

Mine: I was a VeggieTales AND A Simpson s Fan all my life!

[@adspongy301]

"This tombstone has free wifi" "You just checked your phone and youre now disappointed" "How do you feel being tricked by a dead person"

[@DaysToWaste-]

ᵂᴼᵁᴸᴰ ᴮᴱ ˢᴼ ᶜᴼᴼᴸ ᴵᶠ ˢᴼᴹᴱᴼᴺᴱ ᶠᴱᴸᴸ ᶠᴼᴿ ᵀᴴᴬᵀ

[@tvquin3223]

ADSpongy lol

[@garorade]

So guys we did it

[@yourmother2131]

ADSpongy I’ll have that on my tombstone

[@GalaxySquad330]

Mine would say “Writing Loading… Error” Then under it would say “Shhh, quiet, she’s behind you. She will kill you. Just like she killed me”

[@lynnschultz1732]

The reason there are recipes on the gravestones is because people say "Over my dead body" when people ask for their homemade recepies

[@rosxjun]

I honestly thought the joke was because of the "marble slab" part but your explanation makes much more sense!!

[@anadickinson4057]

My tombstone would say: I told you sharks weren't vegetarians Uncle Joe!

[@idklost6331]

🤣

[@Sammy-yf2sb]

DAMM YOU UNCLE JOE

[@Tavialatrice]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kalico-kalo2288]

I- 😂😂😂😂

[@abbywebb2822]

Damn it Uncle Joe

[@kfortin]

One of them should be “I told Johny to pick up his legos” 😂

[@macdaddyandlildanny5434]

Yesssss

[@coltsmith9367]

Yes ma’am

[@lysmarie5405]

Jade Dedman OMG LMAO JONNY WAS A TRUE HERO

[@susanna3486]

If I could like this a million times I would.

[@d4rk_r3nnegade]

I’m doing that

[@CaseysTrains]

The man of a 1000 Voice was Mel Blanc. The voice of Looney Tunes including Bugs Bunny himself. So when you know THAT bit of info, "That's all folks!" makes perfect sense and is mad funny to put on his tombstone.

[@nicharidasolos8067]

Nicholette Casey's Trains some of has to know tbh. Who doesn’t know about Mel Blanc a.k.a. The man with 1000 voices? Thx for putting this down though

[@Nina-qm1sc]

@@nicharidasolos8067 the guy in this video didnt know

[@DoctorWhoKage]

Am I the only one who confuses Mel Blanc and Mel Gibson?

[@thomaswhite3696]

I was gagged he didn’t know that. Who da hell doesn’t know who Mel Blanc is?!?

[@CandyBoot]

@@thomaswhite3696 …And today I just learned who Mel Blanc is, at the age of 21.😶

[@nevaehandrade5713]

Mine world say...."still waiting for McDonald's to fix their ice cream machine"😂😂😂😂😂. (Edit: OMGG WHY SO MANY LIKES!!!😱😱😱😱😱)

[@taylorplatt2596]

Potatoes are life!! :P THAT IS SO FREAKING TRUE OML

[@kaylee1690]

Potatoes are life!! :P LMAO

[@greenyellowav]

Potatoes are life!! :P lol

[@Manlikegibbon]

*would

[@loladiana_rose]

I might steal that one 😂😂😂😂

[@sxmuraigxd9501]

My Gravestone: “I don’t care if I’m dead y’all still aren’t giving away my legos and hot wheels”

[@karenkotze8823]

I ja jay😐 Eesh!

[@josephhhickman7085]

Nor Lincoln logs or etch a sketch!

[@Cassxowary]

Don't forget "also because I'll be back for them!"

[@GalaxySquad330]

Mine would say “Writing Loading… Error” Then under it would say “Shhh, quiet, she’s behind you. She will kill you. Just like she killed me”

[@someoneplayz4458]

The cemetery has been popular recently........ Because people are dying to get in

[@anidami6468]

It's time to stop.

[@MrGeomare]

Someone Playz lol

[@bethanydelatorre9052]

Whhhyyyyy

[@cherryisaloser8940]

Someone Playz lol

[@ann5544]

I Think that your mother is disappointed in you

[@MallorieMooney]

When I die, I want my grave to say “Respawning in 3... 2... 1... Connection Error.”

[@allie1499]

Mallorie Mooney omg

[@MallorieMooney]

Kiddo Rulls 😂😂😂😂

[@paige-zy2rz]

Yeessss

[@idkwhatimdoing9473]

Mallorie Mooney OMG HAHA😂😂😂

[@prankvsgaming3673]

*COUGH* NOT ORIGINAL *COUGH*

[@taraboii7358]

When Adele dies she should put "Rolling in the deep" on her gravestone

[@iisaurra]

Hot GBT or “hello it’s me”

[@thepoet9253]

Hot GBT Adele will never die though... People still talk about her.

[@Kareem_Ahmed17]

Or hello from the other side lol.

[@mainytaccnt7945]

Hot GBT Lol she should

[@ivespj5222]

Hot GBT lmao

[@klassicalmuzik]

My grandfather in his crazy Irish humor has “don’t sit by my grave and cry, I’m not here, I didn’t die”

[@GoldieMethrans]

My friend's grave has the same epitaph as well.

[@Cassxowary]

How's that "crazy Irish humour"? It's true. The body died but he didn't.

[@Cassxowary]

@@GoldieMethrans it's true

[@EvolvedSurvival]

I would put "WASTED" in gta font.

[@chibiprussia5574]

I want the Atheist one or maybe: "My last words was probably oh shit"

[@axtumn8353]

I just said that

[@Pwnedby]

Dyn4mic Universe when I die I’ll do that

[@kayleewyman3151]

Damn, i wanted to do that

[@vedsrivastav3353]

Classic.

[@chrysa480]

Mine will be " *hello from the other side.* "

[@mariaandronikou5241]

χρυσα αραμπατζη ελληνίδα κιολας😂

[@Layla0225.]

χρυσα αραμπατζη mine would be “you used to call me on my cellphone”

[@rarestgoddess7140]

χρυσα αραμπατζη lol

[@cherryisaloser8940]

χρυσα αραμπατζη 😂

[@DrungVikingplayslol]

Alonzo's tombstone: Get a dictionary

[@christianpruitt4356]

VIC WHITE ikr

[@bachcottage-ck8tl]

So true

[@millydelarosa5552]

Hahahaha

[@shirleyxia8041]

Omg, lol. true That!! 😆

[@SavageBxtchBeatz]

I'm snorting

[@kahbabym3517]

my tombstone will say: "THE NURSE JUST TOLD ME TO PUT SOME ICE ON ME, THEN THIS HAPPENED!!"

[@nylalady3509]

Lol instead they put YOU on ice!

[@GalaxySquad330]

Mine would say “Writing Loading… Error” Then under it would say “Shhh, quiet, she’s behind you. She will kill you. Just like she killed me”

[@hamzamuhumed4516]

“Damn it’s Dark Down Here”from Paul’

[@ijustexistnchill]

PAUL IS DEAD!

[@leannefisher1459]

Frick you dummy

[@krystalesparza1802]

Lamfo. That's my favorite one.😂😂😂. Soooo much love from Egypt. 🇪🇬

[@Flufflebean]

My gravestone is going to say,”I’m standing right behind you.”

[@DoobeeKind]

Awesome

[@goldieel0cksss647]

I would piss myself 😂

[@RandomSwiftie13]

😂😂😂

[@JenniferWike]

🤣🤣🤣☠️

[@karmiified]

@@Jay-gt5pt LOL

[@treyliles117]

"This cemetery made a killing." No pun intended

[@moredank6304]

Trey Liles it’s ok buddy

[@Keithh510]

The funniest tombstone I'd ever saw was Here lays the body of John Blake Who stepped on the gas instead of the brake!

[@karenkotze8823]

Dude it ain't funny! 😕😕😕😕 Oh and where? And was it in reality? Cause that can't be true!

[@cooldog8580]

@@karenkotze8823 Stfu _Karen._ "Was it in reality" What kinda dumbass question is that

[@pundertalefan4391]

XD Dang. Poor guy.

[@worcestershiresauce6377]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

[@LucresntBlade]

"DAMN, IT'S DARK IN HERE"

[@rancidk1ll743]

Mohammed Islam you watched the video too?

[@lindahayes8659]

Mohammed Islam you mentioned dark down here

[@brunchingwithjayo4327]

ranCidK1ll uh duh I think he has to watch the video to know the reference

[@johntitle387]

Mohammed Islam that's the best one

[@rosexmvp944]

Aaron Samuel

[@samanthamorton4977]

I need my gravestone to say... “GAME OVER, YOU LOSE.”

[@matthew_natividad]

samantha morton more like wasted

[@TheDarkCeratosaurus]

Mine should be "Good morning, sir. Wait, why are you standing on me? HELP"

[@nopity3057]

@@TheDarkCeratosaurus That is one of the best I think.

[@TheDarkCeratosaurus]

@@nopity3057 Thanks! Another idea would be: "Stop walking on my head with your dirty feet!"

[@alahnnawilliams1065]

Mine would be " Take the L you lose "

[@femkeduchateau3703]

Parent: I don’t like your attitude! Me: First of all, I got it from you

[@paulinag2055]

Femke D Slap right after saying that 😂😂

[@grismatics]

Femke D Kids mostly get their terrible attitude in school. Trust me, I know.

[@Tony-qv3ng]

My tombstone is gonna say Let me out, it’s hella dark

[@crystalgemgirl731]

I want mine too say, "It's cold down here"

[@Cassxowary]

Let's not perpetuate the nonsense that people are still there. By the time your body gets there you've long left it behind and don't even have to attend. But don't be a dick, please do. But you can do whatever you want.

[@samgnz3n530]

@@Cassxowary ???????????????????????????????

[@GalaxySquad330]

Mine would say “Writing Loading… Error” Then under it would say “Shhh, quiet, she’s behind you. She will kill you. Just like she killed me”

[@hypnofilms3290]

*this is the first video I ever watched of Alonzo because someone posted a part of this video on Instagram and I couldn't stop laughing*

[@taelynsavitski6220]

Samee

[@felviagracesanta7970]

sameee😅

[@lo8069]

dxcheal SAME

[@yohan1828]

sAME

[@clementinetwd6366]

I broke the same streak >:)

[@alicenight3778]

I'm actually disappointed that none of them said "you made a grave mistake coming here."

[@anharchyZZZ]

I was actually thinking of it😂😂😂

[@duskmizuki1423]

Alice Night that would be amazing

[@jameskrause3623]

oh lol this one tombstone in a graveyard I passed: Husband: I told you I was sick Wife (buried next to him): I still don't believe you

[@mochiibear4]

Nope. Not believing it

[@jameskrause3623]

Lol. Well Played.

[@arandomuser9459]

WorldPeaceDudes Really?!

[@freida8378]

lolololololol

[@ZMBICANDI]

Nope dont start

[@andiphotiou4947]

Mine: Anthony it's dark down here Anthony (buried next to me): I know. You'll get used to it Mario (Next to Anthony): I told you the food was a bad idea

[@majesticcupcake5819]

"Your card has been declined" First of all you need to lower your voice

[@xxcheerbabey03xx]

thats funny haha

[@nomnomanimations1107]

Mine is gonna be: " Thanos snapped his fingers.... Mom I don't feel so good.. "

[@amaraharris2342]

Crying lool

[@leonbass3275]

You'll be resurrected in the next film, don't worry

[@brentheepilepticgal2691]

😂

[@daliasaeed6099]

Mine will be GORDON RAMSAY YOU STILL NEVER TOLD US THE RECIPE FOR THE LAMB SAUCE!!!

[@SheenaBrown444]

"Why are you always in you room, you are so anti-social" *First of all . . . .**closes door***

[@melodymcswain4785]

Tasheena Brown SAME

[@cookiemonster8418]

Tasheena Brown that sounds just like me

[@TK-pj7pc]

Alonzo grave: "Get a dictionary, well I can't read it now😑"

[@kaitlynmorgan4439]

My tombstone is gonna be “ not appreciating my puns while I was alive was a GRAVE mistake” *edit* wow that a lot of likes 😂😂

[@moltenkitty7157]

Kaitlyn Morgan OMG YES FUCKING YES

[@gabylavado883]

LMAOO 😂

[@GabrielleTollerson]

LOVE THIS LOL

[@skylairhayes3093]

it wasn't a good one but is was a very DEEP pun ;)

[@noahramdass8543]

Kaitlyn Morgan hahahahhah😂😂😂

[@kristinamb9359]

After break up: You will never find someone like me! First of all, THANK GOD

[@jessicawold]

Kristina Bronzova FIRST OF ALL, thats the pOINT

[@grumps935]

I started dying and crying when he said "There is so much light in here, gRaNdMa?!?!"

[@Lonly_-uw8ym]

Omfg George Washington?

[@big_stinky3776]

you’re already dead george

[@amazingaster8734]

@@big_stinky3776 can ghosts cry?

[@TheEssenceofpets]

My tombstone is gonna say: "Omg I died" 😂

[@hunadilentswana6962]

I love it😂😂😂😂

[@GalaxySquad330]

Mine would say “Writing Loading… Error” Then under it would say “Shhh, quiet, she’s behind you. She will kill you. Just like she killed me”

[@allkpopislife8540]

I would scare people if they read mine. It would say "Look Behind you." I know it's wrong but I can see their faces going like "👀 oh shit!

[@erikachocokpopper5333]

All Kpop Is Life ahahaha,idk what to write on mine XD

[@megantodd3868]

Mines gonna be " I'll be back!"

[@amvsstray925]

Id write on mine ha you fell for it behind them xD

[@ny6ah-l947]

MY BODY JUMPED OMG STOP😤😤😤 I almost died

[@ineslluchseyda1429]

All Kpop Is Life 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ahintofhish07]

My tombstone will say: Mom, I told you you couldn’t pause online games!

[@nopity3057]

Good one.

[@GalaxySquad330]

Mine would say “Writing Loading… Error” Then under it would say “Shhh, quiet, she’s behind you. She will kill you. Just like she killed me”

[@officiallyrose3103]

My headstone is gonna say, "all you did was get rid of the body, I've been dead for years" Edit: im sorry for this. What a cringy child. But same

[@elar011]

Rosalyn Adqui that’s deep dude

[@Cristina-vp8qm]

Rosalyn Adqui Omg i had a similar idea

[@twistedamy3463]

I was thinking the same but kind of different

[@offerisade7540]

Rosalyn Adqui sis you alright?

[@boxaccount2220]

Mine is gonna say “Gone. Dead”

[@valk4781]

"Not one cat in sight" THERE IS A CAT STATUE ON THE DAMN STONE, ALONZO.

[@angelpolangcos757]

mine would be "miss keisha? MISS KEISHA." because only legends would understand that.

[@punkly.5556]

the meme queen oh ma gawd miss Keisha freaking dead

[@newmilo3736]

Oh man fucking gawd she fuckin dead

[@owenstroube5521]

Oh my fuckin gawd she fuckin dead

[@susanmay732]

seavey snatched omg she fucking dead 😂😂

[@milica1651]

seavey snatched oh my fuckin god she fuckin d e a s

[@amyamandagrace7714]

Did anyone notice that Micah was only 16 when he died? So sad

[@grettawasinger5811]

Amy Martinez same

[@wasteofspace3373]

I did as well

[@bsfproductions6984]

He would have been 33 now

[@someman7799]

Who's Micah

[@sofiakomarova7803]

Micah died from leukemia sadly💔

[@DryIhs]

Dude, the tombstone with "That's all folks" was the grave of Mel Blanc, the famous voice actor for classic characters in Loony Tunes (Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, etc). How did you not know that?

[@USNMelDaria]

IDK Games A lot of things go over his head. Like the adds on the tombstone.And he pronounced MasterCard masstard at first.

[@sarah-df7vb]

IDK Games I didn't know it and maybe he doesn't watch those cartoons I never did

[@XxRadioactiveGirlxX]

Was just about to say this!! I thought it would be at least easy to make a guess due to the "That's all folks" and the 1,000 voices thing

[@LB-tm1oj]

IDK Games I didn’t notice the name either until I saw this

[@PrincessLydia]

THAT. TICKED. ME. OFF!

[@yaross1]

Mine will be: “I can see Michael Jackson from down here”

[@GalaxySquad330]

Mine would say “Writing Loading… Error” Then under it would say “Shhh, quiet, she’s behind you. She will kill you. Just like she killed me”

[@PritamDuttaUnofficial]

Mine is gonna be: "I'll be under your bed tonight"

[@Michal_o]

Omg,😆

[@nopity3057]

I guess its a good thing I sleep in a chair then.

[@feloniousphil7398]

@SonGoku SuperSaiyanBlue Mine: "I got YEETED"

[@belovedbenton]

👀

[@sxmuraigxd9501]

No Pity *WAIT THATS ILLEGAL*

[@alexisiowens]

Mine would probably say “I fell, and I didn’t get up”

[@InessaMaxinova]

Bananalulu *I've fallen

[@trickSLuvkc]

Agnes K. Nope u idiot

[@stephhh7166]

Ok so I used “ Mom’s Christmas Cookies” and tbh the recipe makes amazing cookies I am actually eating one rn

[@mandeskia]

I knew someone would do that.

[@nisarojas2869]

The Slime Channel hell I’m going to do that

[@warjdani]

The Slime Channel how long do you bake it for?

[@avarosefleck]

😂😂😂

[@ThatOneHyena]

Ghost cookies

[@imbored5497]

My gravestone: **my name** **b-day - d-day** “Look behind you”

[@camayajohnson1256]

I'll look behind me so fast

[@twintkda]

Good job 👏🏾

[@SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy]

Where's Paul's gravestone...?

[@CsQ_RandomRepository]

I guess it's 2:45

[@Alex-fh5od]

10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos who you actually have more than 10,000 subscribers

[@bigfootwithinternetconnect2330]

Last time I saw you, you actually had 10,000 subs

[@jdsevereide]

Paul is dead! That's what I want on my tombstone.

[@PrincessLydia]

Yeah, I was wondering that, too!

[@antichu7236]

On my tombstone I want one off these 1: I will be back 2: I tried 3: Mission Failed We’ll get em next time

[@nopity3057]

I think those are some reasonable demands. Only one question. How are you going to follow up the "I will be back" one???

[@frostbite9635]

MW2! XD I like that one yo! ( 3: )

[@zeyhaford1660]

i like the third one lmao

[@emarks232]

We'll get em next time boys

[@AshtonG2022]

Number 3

[@FLUXXEUS]

I'm gonna put " *Ran out of lives* " on mine 😂

[@Cassxowary]

FLUXXEUS why put a lie? You aren’t done unless you’re done growing and evolving but even then you can have more if you want.

[@affytapple5309]

FLUXXEUS I did not have nine lives

[@jordanleighxxx]

Mine would be something like “5 more minutes”

[@martinasigmund6173]

The man with a thousand voices is/was Mel Blanc who provided all of the voices for Looney Tunes including Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. Who could forget duck season, wabbit season?

[@BrittKGM]

martina sigmund Elmer season 😏

[@isaiahf-d846]

thank you I was like ok that's all folks and man of 1000 voices gotta be Looney Tunes but I didn't know his name

[@Cassxowary]

martina sigmund obviously a child. They don’t know of looney tunes anymore.

[@deathbywasabi1692]

Thank you, I came to the comments to see if anybody said anything about Mel Blanc. I was so pissed he had no idea who that was LOL freaking bugs bunny man!!!

[@BarronessM]

THANK YOU!!! sadly I had to read pretty far down to find your comment but at least it was said.

[@maya-yp3gi]

now we need a video of alonzo cooking those recipes!!

[@ZianiseGuerrier]

maya yaaass!!!

[@denisehall1617]

Right that's what I'm saying

[@Intolerance404]

I love this idea. Do it, Alonzo!!

[@dylanwilliams262]

maya i totally agree

[@atheistartist432]

I want my gravestone shape to be a laptop and,i want mine to say "clear my search history and burn the computer"

[@benn0918]

it's so relatable tho

[@atheistartist432]

true

[@lunamistplays7896]

That’s awesome. What great inscription, I love it. 😆😆👍👍

[@atheistartist432]

@@lunamistplays7896 lol,ikr?

[@prettylilpsycho8004]

Hahaha

[@Lil_Rhenn]

My mom wants hers to be, “Stop breathing all my good air.” Lol 😂

[@GalaxySquad330]

Mine would say “Writing Loading… Error” Then under it would say “Shhh, quiet, she’s behind you. She will kill you. Just like she killed me”

[@mickey8651]

On my tombstone I want it to say "Damn I'm dead and still didn't finish my taxes" 😆😆😆😆

[@Dani_1012]

Michaela Dodson Mines will be "I knew I was going to die from a heart attack!"

[@GalaxySquad330]

Mine would say “Writing Loading… Error” Then under it would say “Shhh, quiet, she’s behind you. She will kill you. Just like she killed me”

[@emmastichbury6118]

“ you’re about to leave for uni, you should have learnt how to do taxes in high school” “First of all, the mitochondria is the power house of the cell”

[@sarah-df7vb]

Emma Stichbury I understood none of that

[@azrasdc696]

Emma Stichbury same

[@senorsnap9842]

omg! I died laughing at this😂

[@czeckyb]

It took me 10 minutes and 5 rereads to understand this. Funny.

[@Souprsalad]

#Don'tstayinschool

[@DumbInvestors]

I would of said “I stepped on a lego”

[@BrandonYates]

I have a hunch you'll get your chance.

[@Sizzlik]

Ohh..watch out for lego..theyre deadly little plastic landmines.

[@angelacallison8215]

Stupid

[@silhouette3414]

Hikle12thman Yes, and it must be in Comic Sans.

[@animelordslimetester9222]

OH MY FUCK THATS THE BEST ONE SO FOR

[@juliandevorak8502]

the one I want put on my box in the columbarium: "Now I can finally sleep in"

[@GalaxySquad330]

Mine would say “Writing Loading… Error” Then under it would say “Shhh, quiet, she’s behind you. She will kill you. Just like she killed me”

[@chirone_]

how come noone is talking about 7:53?

[@jessmjfan989]

Mine would be "Who turn off the lights?" XD

[@cippyisslippy5863]

TheBadEraLover89 mine would be i should have called the ghost busters

[@missycat7598]

Mine would be "I blinked."

[@cargopros8246]

Might wanna check your spelling

[@cybergames2579]

Mine will be "What are you looking at?

[@charlezard5579]

TheBadEraLover89 who turned off the lights?

[@mostar1219]

Dee Dee's should've said "Should've stayed out of the laboratory"

[@Hamato.Leonardo]

Monique Star My name is Deedee and you'd be surprised how many times people make that joke. XD 😂

[@emuhlee143]

Monique Star 😂😂😂 LMFAO

[@brittaneythomas1159]

Monique Star or shouldn't have pushed that button

[@prettylilpsycho8004]

Yasss *rIp DeE dEe*

[@pogwater5366]

dexter's lab reference for people who don't get it

[@cchess8573]

I made her cookies... they were good😂😂

[@keylimetea]

That’s good to know

[@madamyeet13]

This video is basically 3 years old and still cracks me up every time 😂

[@briannarocks206]

"You're addicted to the internet." First of all, I could be addicted to drugs or murder, so you should consider yourself lucky, mom.

[@guadalupeolandes7665]

Just bored

[@MuslimaaDK]

Brittney Polak gayism is a mental disease.

[@alaynawalker8525]

"Stop hating on Donald Trump, he doesn't deserve hate just cause he's white" First of all, he's orange

[@Jade-g6p]

"Being politically correct is fine, but not for this." First of all discrimination based on religion is lot more than politically incorrect; it's unconstitutional.

[@titavaughns7698]

😂😭😭☠️

[@TheYengirl]

He may be orange but he truly cares and loves America and believes in he US constitution. Unlike Hillary who sold 20% of US uranium to RUSSIA and has been trying to dismantle the US constitution and wanting total government control over everything...including us!

[@rae-supreme]

Alayna Walker no he's a cheeto

[@Kaayfrl]

Lisa K Troy Someone who disrespects women loves America?........ Yea ok

[@jaspr1999]

Mel Blanc - The Man of 1000 voices Leslie Nielson - Let 'er Rip The two gravestones that, for some reason, had their names greyed out. That should explain the statements.

[@leatom1333]

I was just about to do this

[@jiraiya4588]

Came to the comments just to look for this!

[@riggenbachi]

K but why is Samuel Whittemore's (the senior citizen bad ass who killed the British soldiers) last name blanked out?

[@djsworld_Tv]

is this 4real tho!?

[@spiritsavage]

+That's All Folks=Looney Tunes reference O.o Maybe O.o

[@addisonkrueger8760]

2:42 we just not gonna talk about the cat right on top of the tombstone

[@emmastichbury6118]

Awww don’t be sad that high school is over, you still have years of learning to go! First of all, these are tears of joy

[@sharongibson72]

At 7:35 Alonzo hears a noise: I know I'm not the only one who heard that. Me: I heard it to....... Like if you agree

[@chynadoll304]

“Uno” FIRST OF ALL, reverse, skip you, skip you again, pick up two, draw four, UNO OUT.

[@sailorcaramel]

Chyna Aiken XD #Truth

[@every1lovesmeeee]

You win!!! 😂

[@HopeChanel]

I like this one😂

[@TiaTiaBoBia]

Ayeeeee😂😂😂😂🃏🃏🃏

[@urthe14meee]

Mine will be either “error while res pawning, try again later” or “mom, um why is the door handle hot?!”

[@nopity3057]

What about: Please wait for the next century before trying again.

[@urthe14meee]

No Pity omg yes

[@savagecupita7477]

"But you said you were five minutes away." First of all I didn't say where I was five minutes away from.

[@MrLeg-eq4dh]

First of all, stop being a spam bot

[@mileshamorrison9064]

“When can I see you again?” First of all, you saw me by accident

[@alexysgonzalez2274]

I think he was talking to his hairline.

[@mileshamorrison9064]

Alexys Gonzalez Watch till the end of the video. He asked for the “First of all” comments

[@stephaniehall3512]

😂😂

[@kami-nt5wh]

My grandpa's tombstone says "Well, what's next?" Like heaven or hell 😂

[@marrywijaya2973]

Omg

[@juliabrianna4977]

Gray Latimer aight, he wins 😂😂

[@marrywijaya2973]

@@juliabrianna4977 😂😂😂

[@joannetohora2101]

@@juliabrianna4977 yup

[@jeremiahwalker]

I don't know

[@food_lover1700]

My headstone gonna say: "Mama I told you there was Guinea pigs up here!" "It's actually not that bad." "Have some respect and go away I'm sleeping here." "They got the whole family up here!" "LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!" "I'll be back for my money!" "I couldn't get in so big man shipped me down south." "God had other plans so I'm here" "Bring me a shot I'm thirsty"

[@GalaxySquad330]

Mine would say “Writing Loading… Error” Then under it would say “Shhh, quiet, she’s behind you. She will kill you. Just like she killed me”

[@mckenziefevans]

My grave would say how's the weather up there?

[@Jinnnnnnnnn]

Mine will be "Nope, it won't let me Respawn"

[@noahpierce3167]

Monkey DAMMMMM min would say “say I love you or I will come through the floor and eat your dog so SAY THAT SHIT BITCH”

[@alexanderarrington2393]

Mine will be “And people said my cousin slept a lot!”

[@wolfiewolf5505]

Mine would be "Well you did say I ghost alot so"

[@sshraddhya6037]

These people are having a great sense of humour. Like even after they are dead, they are bringing a smile to everyone. And happy Halloween 🎃 everyone

[@angelarunyan7565]

*throws dictionary at your face*

[@sshraddhya6037]

Adrian Christopher Well thanks for the editing. But you could have told me to correct it ( but I guess everyone else is smart here too understand the meaning ) Note Humour (British English)

[@sshraddhya6037]

Angela Runyan * throws dictionary back at you * ( First understand the meaning of dictionary)

[@angelarunyan7565]

Soumya Paul I honest to god, had no other item to throw at you, because it was honestly that bad. 😂 Have fun going back to middle school. 😂

[@angelarunyan7565]

Soumya Paul back*

[@cassidyfordham166]

1:15 Yes, they put a brownie on a tombstone. Haven’t you heard the expression, “you’ll have it over my dead body” ?

[@Crazy-wq1by]

" that's all folks" is funny because that's the grave of Mel Leblanc. He is the voice actor who did all the looney tunes and other characters. He voiced Porky Pig who at the end of every show says " that's all folks" and since he is dead and won't be doing any more performances, that realy is all folks.

[@jessicadinovitzer4702]

Crazy 1201 ***really***

[@sora2534]

"hold my beer" "this is a grave misunderstanding" on lunch break "hey guys watch this" "he was always down to earth" "i tried everything but the coffin was too much" "there wasn't any wood to knock on" new mancave "I wasn't the main character" "you're next" "just give me three days" all aboard the depressing depression next stop, eternal damnation

[@aphroditellia1281]

a cool gamer account I’m late but “I wasn’t the main character.” MADE ME SNORT HAHA

[@kodao.2]

Panic! At the piløts of eilish SAME OML

[@iLoveIsaE]

The last two😂

[@The_Chef2511]

"It was a nice day for a Red Wedding"

[@krptpine9734]

I really want to see one where the name is Dee Dee and on the tombstone it said: "I guess Dexter had enough"

[@aleeza8928]

DANKATHUS MEMEICUS my friends name is Dee Dee... 😂

[@CookieMosher1025]

🎶Uh oh- how unfortunate🎶 😂

[@frannymendeng4013]

😭😭😭😭

[@GalaxySquad330]

Mine would say “Writing Loading… Error” Then under it would say “Shhh, quiet, she’s behind you. She will kill you. Just like she killed me”

[@wesleyrobledoOnyt]

At least Dexter can make his machines without interruption and destruction

[@anastasiavanniekerk1733]

My tomb stone WILL say: iM choking on soil