FUNNY DETENTION SLIPS From REAL KIDS | TOP 60 School FAILS

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Welcome to the official KZbin channel of comedian/entertainer Alonzo Lerone. Looking for comedy, or just a good laugh? You’re in luck! On this channel, you’ll find a variety of fail compilations showcasing the internet’s funniest and dumbest fails curated by Alonzo Lerone from Twitter, Facebook, advertisements, and much more.

[@kaidynharris216]

" threw lamp at another student and told him to lighten the f up." 😂

[@majorlisted5970]

That's my neighbor. I'm was like WTF when I was watching this video. I couldn't believe that he made it to the video

[@kaidynharris216]

@@majorlisted5970 small world

[@majorlisted5970]

@@kaidynharris216 I'm dead ass his initals are E M, and his brother showed me at elemetry, and when I asked just to make sure is the ea Raymond teacher in hs he said yes.

[@Iglesss]

ha ha!🗣😂

[@arandomuser9459]

Major Listed You have a great neighbor.

[@timitchell9947]

He threw a lamp at another student and told him to lighten the fuck up😂😂😂😂

[@tjs2014]

"Loss of driving privilege" "Loss of bus privilege" And they wonder why kids hate school.

[@suspish2240]

Fr😂

[@nugget4931]

How can kids fucking drive we are kids

[@chelseasheehan9227]

How is this person supposed to get to school without transportation?

[@clayroofe]

@@chelseasheehan9227 f. P. BBC

[@chelseasheehan9227]

@@clayroofe what?

[@liamdubalmusic]

The “Leaping with intent to fly” one gets me every time

[@alorabailey5642]

Threw a whole lamp and told him to "lighten the fuck up"😂😂😂

[@yishaysabelle]

Alora Bailey I loved that

[@MrTimtendo]

I want to know what type of class has a lamp? Maybe a science class (but I could only see like maybe a short one, kinda like a desk lamp)? I cant imagine a tall lamp being needed for school at all LOL

[@youmadbruh9171]

Alora Bailey I cried and died at tge same time.😭😭😭

[@RockSmithStudio]

Alora Bailey I cried laughing when I saw that one!

[@kvngdeshaun229]

I couldn't breathe after that one!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@krystalendermalie1361]

Dude those teachers need to go back to school, I saw so many grammatical errors on those detention slips.

[@CNTBBL23]

Krystal Endermalie most teachers aren't as smart as they think they are. I got detention in Year 10 because I told my English teacher that she spelled "weird" incorrectly.

[@krystalendermalie1361]

And I was always yelled at for correcting my teachers' grammar

[@krystalendermalie1361]

And telling one that she mixed up Austria and Australia. Which makes me so mad

[@hisagifan101]

Wtf? If I corrected my teacher on their grammar I get a compliment.

[@artistinagony]

I'm not saying there are no incompetent teachers, but I think some of these were made up. The Mrs. Puff one stands out.

[@XxRozxX420]

No one... My mind: Did he being the lamp with him and just carry it the whole day or was there a spare lamp just lying around?

[@paulleeamory.5832]

Probably the latter.

[@subtomefornoreasonplz2445]

“She continued to call another teacher a furby” Lmao I died

[@suran396]

Ok, I'm old. What's a furby?

[@amandylyn3881]

@@suran396 A very popular (and annoying, I had one) toy from the 1990s. I think they came back after a little while. They were so popular, there were lines outside stores just to buy one (my mom was one of those people in line).

[@suran396]

@@amandylyn3881 ah, I was living in Europe in the 1990's and never heard of furby.

[@haydenmack3784]

"Threw a lamp at another student and told him to 'lighten the f*** up!' ". Gets me every damn time!

[@jordanadams8983]

Me too G

[@momentomori4070]

That should get praise! 🤣🤣

[@curlydash4993]

Dying of laughter! 🤣🤣

[@jxz6113]

I love that one!

[@yehudisfriedman8459]

Why does this sound like something the joker would do

[@Danielle_H44]

"Student opened window and escaped!" lmao

[@bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322]

Danielle H. If you have to call it "escaping" you are failing at creating a good learning environment for children. For real...

[@kaz6617]

Was this the same kid that "jumped with the intent to fly"

[@jakewestbrook3214]

I had a teacher tell my class about one school where he worked (or potentially student taught) where a blind woman was unintentionally given tenure [and this was a public school], so here students would always turn out the lights and many would leave through the windows to the point where she'd be talking to an empty room. he also said she'd run people down in the hallways.

[@supersody]

Jake Westbrook I'm imagining now a blind old lady with those "blind sticks" charging at kids down the hallway 😂😂

[@catherinestarnes2080]

Danielle H. meeeeee

[@abrahamlincoln8748]

“What is a cotton headed ninny muffin?” *Elf sounds intensify*

[@piktureit]

Yes

[@toeragtoerag]

Abraham? Is that you?

[@artisticalex1206]

Yeah I immediately got the reference lol

[@maxbrown7719]

No matter how many times I rewatch this, his double take at "detai- DETAINED?!" Kills me every time 🤣🤣

[@AlterVik]

"He told me to plug my ears and walked away." 😂

[@nolongerhere731]

*"WHAT THE F IS A MUGGLE?!"* *_Harry Potter fans be triggered_*

[@baryvela]

PiePenguin Fun more like *Harry Potter Fan has left the chat* 😂

[@nolongerhere731]

XD

[@cassandraelixia]

Yes, I am very triggered

[@simp1ymakay1a1ynn]

Shit I didn't know what it was either💁

[@ky5579]

Oh I am triggered xD

[@angiemitchell6545]

As a parent I would have a hard time not laughing if I got some of these from my kids 😂😂

[@jaimeekinman3701]

4:42 Alonzo: I don’t even know what is a cotton-headed ninny muffin? People who watched the movie, Elf, would know what that is

[@Gayredheadbitch94]

Elf is the goat Christmas film

[@jaimeekinman3701]

@@Gayredheadbitch94 Buddy the elf: hold my Coca Cola

[@LilStitchy1]

I could have sworn the phrase was cotton headed ninny muggin, but then again I haven't seen Elf in years, so he probably said something that dumb.

[@c0wboys4life]

"Threw a lamp and told him to *lighten* up" LMAO!!!

[@deadjosh13]

-Sir WESLEE- that was hands down the best one

[@RunePenrod]

Best one hahahha!

[@annajacobsen2421]

-Sir WESLEE- shit cracks me up every time

[@amaiyawalker6220]

-Sir WESLEE- that's what I said

[@Thanobleguy]

If that wasn't me and I was n that class would i have been so confused

[@milk_1312]

A kid in my english class got detention for standing on a desk and screaming "Wakanda Forever!"

[@marycarr6117]

Lmfao 😂😂😂

[@bossjay5641]

That’s my bro favorite word

[@arandomuser9459]

Dani Duesbury I want to do that now! 😂

[@elisefiorentelli1306]

Why can’t I be in your class I have an amazing black panther accent that I have worked on for a long time

[@jimmyneutron8171]

was he/she a cardi b/black panther fan?

[@yuichan9625]

His laugh cures my depression ❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Thank you

[@rynial2.0]

“THAT IS MAHOGANY” why is that so funny 😂

[@carloshonderman4394]

the lighten the f up killed me. i had to stop the vid😂😂😂

[@sc8isback]

Carlos Honderman sameee😂

[@christiankniekamp9625]

Carlos Honderman SAME BRO SAME

[@SABlueAngryBlur]

Same. 😂😂

[@devdattshrikhandepatil6574]

Same😂😂. How did he even come up wid such an idea ! Lmao 😂😂😂

[@ForelliBoy]

That kid's gonna be the action hero

[@daijasuares]

did anyone else notice that the letter said "MAIL sexual organs" 😂

[@njshae]

daija suares I caught that too

[@charlesvitanza8867]

daija suares It clearly was not issued by an English teacher

[@CarlosThadeu]

Yup, thats awkward lol

[@MechaWyvern707]

Is this why there were so many mails in Putt Putt Does Some Things? (I really hope someone gets this reference...)

[@Mindfullymdzi777]

daija suares yea😂😂😂

[@ipodzrock1]

4:49 the thing that made me laugh the hardest was Lonzo clearing his throat LOL

[@kristianl7797]

Who’s lonzo.

[@fazegabe3843]

9:26 “flick, fli- someone got deten- fli- flicking testicles?! What kind of schoo- flicking testicl- flicking testicle” has gotta be the most favorite and the must funniest part of all time, thanks for the vid Alonzo lerone

[@chaseanderson781]

"claiming to be the reborn Jesus and proceeded to hit a student on the head with a bible." well damn.

[@JuztJules]

I saw that when I read this

[@alexblack8448]

I died its was funny 😹😂😹😂💀💀💀😹😂😹

[@ejprojects1748]

Depression Lol I hit someone With a bible Once -3- I Had to sit in the Corner (I was in 1st grade)

[@arandomuser9459]

My friend was driving me nuts when I was reading during recess in 7th grade I turned around and whacked him with my copy of prisoner of Azkaban. Edit: Never got detention for it though.

[@DoctorWhoKage]

Was that *Kanye's* detention slip? 😂

[@sophiabarsness2526]

“WTF is a muggle?!” Only a muggle would say something like that... Edit: Merlins Beard that’s a lot of likes!!!! Thanks so much y’all!!!! Have an awesome day!!! Edited edit: autocorrect is not my friend

[@someaustralian216]

Agreed

[@dessiraeknoblock3967]

Agreed

[@thatfloofywolfie722]

Exactly

[@user-mt5dk6dg8b]

I agree them muggles need some majic

[@im-6840]

Of course they would

[@kenhonour3534]

The lamp one had me wheezing😂😂😂😂😂

[@eleanorwebb996]

I still remember this one teacher that everyone was scared of, even other teachers were scared of her. She got on our bus one day (everybody including the bus driver was silent) and told everyone to put their seatbelts on, she then moved to the back of the bus where the older students were sitting and said 'what a good example!' She then came back down to the top end of the bus and everybody was holding their seat belts over the buckle. When she got off the bus everyone took their seat belts off and continued talking.

[@linnealanderdahl4310]

Your bus had seatbelts???? The only time I had a bus with seat belts was when we'd go on a field trip on a coach bus😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@yamato6114]

You guys had seatbelts?

[@adilenefelix1623]

" Threw a lamp at another student and told him to "Lighten the fuck up" Got me dead rn 😂😂😂😂😂💀😂😂

[@idkhello4464]

Adilene Felix I actually done that because I saw that detention slip I didn't even get in trouble TAKE SOME NOTES MRS.PATTINSON She's my English teacher

[@hostilepancakes]

When I was in 3rd grade, someone started the We Will Rock You "boom boom clap" in the cafeteria and the ENTIRE cafeteria joined in. Best moment of elementary school ever.

[@arandomuser9459]

HostilePancakes, the One and Only That sounds amazing. I’m in highschool and I want to go in the middle of the cafeteria and scream “CREEPER” to try and start the chain.

[@jaxxzgamer5142]

Same

[@xx_nightcorestar_xx6963]

That happened with my friends at lunch but we were singing Disney songs.

[@Chelsea_journey1]

Damn I wish I went to that school. That’s so awesome 🤩

[@cecerose4466]

Yo the same thing happened at my school when I was in 5th grade!

[@codiehill5314]

6:04 best laugh ever

[@peachypanda1019]

I'm back here again and just wondering does Kash ever wonder to himself like "My human has lost his shit yet again" Whenever Alonze starts to laugh hysterically?

[@marycarr6117]

"I'm gonna twerk on you at homecoming. You better tip me, I ain't shakin this booty for free." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died 😭💀

[@veronicadrake5410]

Gotta get paid somehow I guess😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@alexblack8448]

I DIED AS WELL 😆😆😆😆😆😆😭😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@giuseppecorleonenguyen6037]

Me too, in my country but my teacher confused hahahhahahah, I was watching it and laugh non stop for 2 days...

[@lindaloreign9346]

And that’s why I never go to Homecoming! 😂😂

[@ildelizahernandez3143]

I don’t have to go to homecoming because I’m single like a Pringle. 👍 P.S i got the Pringle’s part from a tv show. 😀

[@TeamUnpro]

I couldn't be a teacher, I'd laugh at 90% of these instead of punish the students.

[@aadams1006]

Right? "You're a communist?" I'd laugh so hard.

[@mycaknight-brown3945]

TheUnproPro me too

[@imokay9254]

TheUnproPro Same😂😂😂

[@lorriesmith5086]

It's why my ex quit teaching! True story!

[@annsparta2222]

U don’t have to be strict ;)

[@toolazytothinkofaname6680]

I would be proud of my kids if they got detention for some of these reasons 😂

[@nikkiezzell3713]

I got detention for cause a “riot”. I sang along, did the foot stomp and, clapping to we will rock you. Everyone followed along with me and, the bleachers collapsed. No one was hurt one and, two it wasn’t my fault! I think they gave me detention because they were scared they were going to be sued. After watching the whole video.. sarcasm is my second language. I would’ve got detention a lot with those teachers.

[@TheBullet0012]

I like the story, but you need to check your grammar. Still a good story though.

[@matthew_natividad]

I feel like they would’ve sued either way

[@galaxy_sebsass7684]

it's actually against the law if you don't do the beat with the people who started it....

[@miasinclair9760]

“Student opened window and escaped (he jumped out of window and ran)” got me laughing so hard “Cotton-headed mini muffin” I am in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@haleym3725]

Mia Sinclair I know the dude who jumped outta the window

[@nowayitsjohnstamos]

Mia Sinclair same!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@amyharrington6779]

Mia Sinclair when I heard that, I remembered a KZbinr (don't know if you know him) and he has 4 characters on his channel that he plays himself and one of his sides called him a "cotton headed ninny Muggin"

[@Midnyte_Angel]

I couldn't stop laughing at them calling it "escape".

[@ILruffian]

We did it better. After attendance, one guy slipped out the second door in the classroom. When the clock struck three, about seven of us jumped up out of our seats and ran to the windows, blocking the teacher's view. "Mike, don't do it. Don't jump. It's not worth it Oh SHIT!!!." Teacher ran to the windows to find the guy who slipped out unnoticed lying motionless on the pavement below. And not a single one of us was detained :)

[@mickaylagjinaj8378]

0:30 you have offended every Harry Potter fan oh wait YER A MUGGLE

[@idiotgoddess2114]

I think you mean “puddle”

[@Habiba-xc5xz]

Yer a muggle Alonzo

[@choco_malkeditz5972]

Mickayla Gjinaj he really is muggle

[@choco_malkeditz5972]

Boo The Pomeranian The Worlds Cutest Dog muggle means non magic folk from Harry Potter

[@rabies3539]

yer a wizard harry.. not here on this channel huh

[@jadenwilliams1331]

I saw a vine compilation where a kid name Andy jumped out the window and his friend while he said "f**k school".

[@Darth_Malgus_21]

5:57 made me laugh the hardest!😂

[@alimiller2412]

I got detention for counting in Math class my mom said "where does this fuc**r live?!"

[@thebasicgamer4716]

The teacher must not know what math is

[@GenevieveYosoVT]

wierd gamer I once got an after school detention because my PE kit was STOLEN.

[@anoja31]

If your teacher is a math teacher, then you're doomed lol

[@LBrooklyn99]

What grade were you in when you got this detention?

[@LBrooklyn99]

@@GenevieveYosoVT You got detention...for someone else...stealing your stuff??? What?!?!?

[@yourmomlmao2088]

Alonzo: “SHUT UP. I CAN SAY IT NOW SHUT UP!!!” Random Teacher: “Bet” *hands detention card*

[@jnaziahmccall1583]

Your mom Lmao you should of said teachers : HOLD MY DETENTION SLIPS

[@Phantomgypsy13]

Teacher: CAN you say it or MAY you say it

[@charliegluck2452]

🤣

[@matthew_natividad]

Alonzo: *ShUt Up*

[@Gayredheadbitch94]

I’m still disappointed the teacher who didn’t understand the elf reference 🤣

[@jamtorres680]

God bless this man, he has such a contagious laugh 😂😂😂

[@InessaMaxinova]

11:30 I know this is hella old but "All your base are belong to us" is a typical Engrish meme.

[@dj12dj12a93]

How you get detention for calling some one a muggle? It's just calling someone human.

[@georginahoy3795]

Damon Mckinney Jr. because people think its offensive

[@m1dget95]

the teacher that issued the muggle detention card was a douche 😂 I know this because that was my high school. the kid was a grade older than me.

[@ndnaf3705]

Kayla yeesh! ur school must have some crazy characters!lol!

[@m1dget95]

Amber Marez Catholic school was interesting plus, we're Australian's 😂

[@averageanimefan519]

It would be more offensive if the student said Mudblood.

[@thekerse7567]

"Disrupting class- claiming to be the reborn Jesus, and hitting another student with a Bible."

[@Foogi9000]

HERETIC *BAM* *SLAMS BOOK ON THE HEAD OF A HERETIC* imgur.com/a/nugdU

[@davecrupel2817]

KERSE 1 claiming to B....*BBBBBbbbbbbbbbb* lost it 😂😂

[@EndisNai]

KERSE 1 I read this as he said it.

[@thekerse7567]

@Daniel Cannata I KNOW xD

[@ninacesca]

I AM LAUGHING IM DONE

[@amandavang148]

Imma use that from now on "Wdym I'm late? I'm just really early for tomorrow!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lantern26]

it is an impossible answer, as it sounds like a paradox thing, like how there's one where it just says, "thi statement is not true"

[@lantern26]

oh crap, that was meant for the what happened to the last tiger/rhino question.

[@annamarley4029]

"all your base are belong to us" ...DYING!!!!

[@norahhoover5540]

My friend got detention and showed me the slip. The slip said "He kept poking another student in the face with a ruler then made a paper airplane wadded it up and chucked it at him yelling " may the power of God compel you " " I couldnt stop laughing 😂

[@alexblack8448]

Funny 😹😹😹😹😹😂😂😂😂😂

[@arandomuser9459]

That sounds like something my bestfriend would do.

[@xxashxxpotato1730]

I almost diedddd😂😂😂

[@parmeiladhevi8602]

@alonzolerone

[@Christenahawks9200]

These are the friends we need more off

[@skylerisninjapig]

lighten the fuck up was the funniest lmao

[@alexie101010]

trash BTS stans everywhere hahaha

[@MJ-qr1ed]

trash agreed 😂😂

[@ashwati6694]

ikr we are just everywehre

[@jjpop927]

trash all this kpop fans ayyyyeee

[@makala.without.the.y]

trash That deserved an award 😆😆😆😂😂😂

[@makenziemcfarland3737]

The fact that he acted out the kid on the rolling chair had me DEAD

[@kagemushashien8394]

Called a teacher a "Muggle" Someones been to Hogwarts and back

[@wolfe8779]

I lost it a The fuck fucking lamp one Detention Slip: Student threw lamp at another and told him to *"LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP!"* Me:😂😂😂

[@daemonhunter100]

I was rolling on that one.That is the best pun ever.

[@sherenewilliams2341]

i loved that one

[@chaoscontrolASH]

i'm dead on that one. best comment i heard all day

[@lovecricket1st]

Some of them are so clever! xD

[@SweetNightmareHikari]

I absolutely died at that one. xD

[@fairycarii]

“Six lunch period? How many lunch periods does he need?” IM WHEEZING

[@ethancooper3599]

Just depends on how big the school is

[@SleazyJacquis]

Your background reminded me about X😔😭🙏🏽

[@i_dont_knowwhat_to_put_her8850]

Y'all have lunch periods?

[@carsonhogan3420]

Ya same

[@rachelpechal8024]

So am I and I need my inhaler I’m wheezing so bad because I’m laughing so hard and asthma

[@TheKaselord]

Thanks for getting straight to the point, unlike other youtubers, you have gained a sub on your KZbin adventure

[@mezipe6429]

Alonzo, your laugh is so DAM contagious!

[@supporteroftheyoutubers4758]

I remember my HighSchool year and a guy came to school in a banana costume and he collected all the bananas saying it was his children. XD

[@bxbygirldesi1781]

haha

[@angelawilliams3951]

😂😂😂

[@hannahwyatt4830]

😂😂😂😂I had to screenshot this

[@purplejester2168]

*"WHAT THE F%$$ IS A MUGGLE"* *ME:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EXPECTO PATRONAM

[@izzyt1626]

Gotta wingaridum leviosa his ass and watch all the movies

[@PrairieDog18]

Yaaaaaaaassssssssssss

[@jgoodwin3800]

SAME😂

[@musicloverme3993]

6:23 Noticed that the form has an option for "Compliment."

[@maevdw]

In love with your videos! Keep them coming!

[@almondmilk6900]

Omg I’m died I love this one “”Threw the lamp and told a student to LIGHTING THE F*CK UP

[@irongirlbre2813]

Omg same lmao 😂😂

[@UrFavSero]

I feel like my friends would do that to me 😆

[@ahmedfalahy9337]

The girl who yelled "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE", the teacher should have said: "Good luck and may the odds be forever in your favor"

[@melinak3086]

Ahmed Falahy omg yes please

[@andrea-mf3xn]

Ahmed Falahy if I’m ever a teacher and have a student say this imma say that lol

[@Taylor-gs8pf]

I did that on language arts 😏

[@LuminaryAlien]

I do that when we have to take things down to the office in HR

[@kayleedunn1165]

Ahmed Falahy yessss

[@subtomefornoreasonplz2445]

12:43 I did that 😂😂😂😂she told on me and they called my mom but she didn’t care lmao

[@Ami-vn1lx]

6:35 got me choking on a piece of a sliced cucumber

[@aviatorshadow6611]

Dude I almost got detention for reading a book in class, but then i owned the teacher when they called on me. He thought I wasn't paying attention, and he asked me "What are the group names on the periodic table of elements?" and then proceeded to hand me a marker and asked me to write the names down on the whiteboard. I got up, wrote down the names, went back to my desk and continued to read my book. He didn't bother me the rest of the year and I got the highest grade in the class.

[@supersody]

👏👏👏

[@edwerd5416]

Then the book was over

[@GGnv]

I did the same thing once in Physics. Only I was dead asleep and the teacher rudely woke me up to ask me to solve an equation on the board. I looked at it for literally 5 seconds, gave him the correct answer and promptly went back to sleep. He didn't disturb me again whenever I fell asleep in his class...which ended up nearly every day for the rest of the year.

[@nunya6776]

only person who believes you two are y'alls self

[@tomaskuta]

nun ya dude i know people that are like that

[@wasssup10960]

"You better tip me. I ain't shaking dis booty for free." 😂

[@joeman720]

wasssup10960 my teacher is the one that wrote that lol

[@wolfiewolf5505]

joe man seriously!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@joeman720]

Wolfy wolf i am completely fucking serious

[@wolfiewolf5505]

joe man damn... That's awesome (I'm looking for friends but, I can't because of the homophobia 😭)

[@terryyounkins1117]

wasssup10960 really man 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂!!!

[@Bashl3y]

Love your videos!!! So much I am watching them again lol. Keep up the great content.

[@shariparrilla7610]

I love this video and keep coming back to it. The kid that threw the lamp and said lighten the f up. That is my favorite one. I laughed so hard 🤣

[@melinajackson171]

A “cotton headed ninny muggins” is an insult from the movie Elf 😂 just FYI

[@TualaFam]

Melina Jackson yesssss I literally was about to comment this

[@madisonsimmons5044]

I thought it was mini muffin.....

[@lvjyfaith13]

Melina Jackson yessss I was like ELF YASSS 😂😂 and nearly had a breakdown when he said “muffins” in stead of “muggins” 😂😂

[@tasty2649]

I was laughing so hard!!😂😂

[@averykellem7163]

THANK YOU 😂

[@paigetate1605]

BRUH THE DETENTION SLIP FOR THUMPING A STUDENT ON THE HEAD WITH A BIBLE WHILE SCREAMING INFIDEL WAS ME WHEN I WENT TO A LUTHERAN SCHOOL I AM SO SHOOK RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

[@catoninetails]

May God bless you

[@longliveskydney]

BLESS YOUR SOUL

[@Barbara_Please]

Paige Tate This comment needs more upvotes

[@victoriakhoo2190]

U have done our society a good deed

[@katiatannus3146]

God bless you

[@gmamose9152]

Omgosh! I laughed so hard I peed. So glad I found your channel. You had me in stitches! Thank you!

[@nasirmcgill]

This video had me dying of laughter 🤣

[@Em-em9mh]

*Alonzo is obviously not in the Harry Potter fandom.* 😂 A Muggle is from that.

[@theleos9006]

SlimeGirlBanana when he didn’t know I got a little sad

[@mamma_mina327]

SlimeGirlBanana ikr

[@mamma_mina327]

SlimeGirlBanana Alonzo is clearly a muggle xD

[@Em-em9mh]

ηєllу мν'ѕ yes, yes he is

[@khalidbarode4008]

SlimeGirlBanana i was disppointed

[@_ummidfkk]

I like how the teacher said "escaped"😂😂

[@tffscompute1565]

Play the great escape music

[@_ummidfkk]

@@tffscompute1565 😂😂

[@simp1ymakay1a1ynn]

Ong that's exactly what I was thinking like the teacher know that school is torture😂😂

[@murtlebelle]

I mean school is prison even teachers know it.

[@lorriebensky157]

You're the BEST broken-leg binge EVER! I totally demolished my leg and couldn't walk for 6 month... You gave me a lot 😅 laughs. Thank you! (Gonna hit your merch. now!)

[@licensedgoobertrust]

Bro made my day fr

[@gummy.miniyoongi5817]

That kid who jumped out the window is my role model😂

[@SkyllaCharibdis]

i got detention once too for the same reason lol

[@Idk.-.32]

Same

[@jenna3304]

That's a vine 😂

[@apex272]

I never got caught

[@bradpowell1928]

spider-man

[@zeventine]

9:44 - Mrs. Puff, isn't it that teacher from SpongeBob? Tf???

[@catoninetails]

Zeventine yep she got tired of SpongeBob's shit and switched schools xD

[@Larka661]

i can only imagine being a teacher named Mrs. Puff these days XD

[@SavMercury]

Zeventine exactly what I thought

[@JakkieTea]

pretty sure that one was fake

[@larennestonermalhiot5748]

Zeventine when that one came on spongebob started playing

[@blueslim12]

Every now and then I gotta get a good laugh after getting High and I love coming to these videos

[@JB-uc1if]

the phrase is actually "cotton-headed ninny muggin(s)" :)

[@elenakendrick6279]

I died a little inside when he said, "wtf is a muggle?!?"

[@bugheadlover1269]

Miss Sassy same

[@boistired6825]

I cried. I recommend Alonzo to read the books. I loved them.

[@samanthalewis6166]

Same 😭

[@purplechikin2556]

Same ಥ_ಥ

[@SpinalFluidDrinker]

Miss Sassy I died a lot inside

[@tigohbitties9774]

My brother's friend got detention for spitting on a wash cloth and trying to shine his teachers head... He said it was worth it..

[@bullseyegaming3d86]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@alexanderknott9039]

When my dad was in school, his troublemaker classmate threw a live duck at a teacher. He yelled, “DUCK!”

[@coupemain165]

Your laugh is contagious 😂

[@lilsxox1484]

A muggle is from Harry Potter Me :MUGGLE Teacher : DETENTION Me: shut up you bloodsucking muggle.😂😂

[@amandabrissett1993]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@samueldavis1996]

Muggle is a bad word so I'm not surprised

[@libbyblossom2880]

Violet Madrid how?

[@nickmuffin1722]

Manndy Mns it's a bad word for the wizard community. It means the person doesn't have a bloodline of wizard. (Muggle).

[@Kim-mv7nw]

Imma try this with my teacher

[@JonathonFyck]

Teachers: Kids, you need to read books, it’s good for your education Student: *Reads book* Teacher: DETENTION!!

[@ScarletRain613]

This reminds me of a series here on KZbin that was made from Fantage, called the Unexpected series. There was a teacher called Mrs. Madwoman, and she was always sending her students to detention. She even chased one of them around the entire world.

[@samysmores6670]

I got detention today so i watched this to feel good about it

[@izzyt1626]

My 8th grade Hostroy teacher tried to do that. He always took forever to start class, I was done with the stupid warm up, so I started reading. He was like "no" I was like "yea"

[@boogiebear3095]

🤦🏻‍♀️ it’s like when students arrived a little early for school so they just sat in their truck eating a muffin and got in trouble for it 🥴

[@katiebrooke9040]

I got detention for reading in math class

[@summersingeorge]

This is why I have NO business being a parent. If I got a call from the school informing me that my child threw a lamp at another child telling them to “lighten the fuck up!” I would die of laughter and hang up on them.

[@crawlingchaos7148]

Same lol

[@shieldfan1310]

“Threw lamp at another student and told him to lighten the fuck up” 😂😂

[@escobarsblunt]

"LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP" me to my stress before an exam

[@omeganauts]

sharny hope that one got me too

[@rkay1959]

sharny hope Dass wut see șed

[@chuckfoley5022]

Yeah... I wouldn't make a good teacher. I wouldn't be able to wright on a detention slip because I'd be laughing too much

[@MaryRoeRussel]

Chuck Foley ...Also because you need to work on *your* English skills as well.

[@reactanddraw7871]

Paradox Box and Baked Potato it might have been a typo you don't have to be rude

[@MaryRoeRussel]

What Ever Goes "Write" vs "Wright" His had an extra letter,and while "t" and "g" may be close together, "e" and "h" are not. Judging by this, I'm going to say it's not a typo.

[@viapersona7401]

Write*

[@missgirl3051]

Or because you can’t spell write right

[@marilynproctor3485]

Alonzo I don’t get half of these because I am reacting to you laughing. You are hysterical😂😂😂

[@aaronjacobbalidoy1906]

I still cannot stop laughing and this is the reason I subbed

[@charli9071]

*"what the f is a muggle?"* potterheads *attack*

[@kramerbreving9286]

ATTACK

[@HAILEY-ft6kl]

ATTACK

[@janeishar7881]

ATTACK!

[@dominikkirkpatrick2424]

Charge

[@dingdongdoe1285]

Haha

[@mar-lizeklopper9874]

Alonzo: "wtf is is a muggle" Me, an intellectual: "hold my butterbeer"

[@jmstins8440]

Well said.

[@mollyjones2181]

Amen!! /*

[@SieraTheChosenOne]

Lol

[@leungzinwang4188]

Me:hold my wand and wearing my hufflepuff scarf

[@NewSoupWiiHii]

Me:hold my fire bolt...

[@averymae9834]

I believe it pronounced "Cotton headed ninny muggins" How dare you not have seen "Elf"

[@anitaslife9607]

I laughed so hard in this thank you for being so positive and funny all the time dang I peed my pants

[@ghost279]

"I volunteer as tribute!"" I died. my fellow hunger games fans, where you at?

[@izzyt1626]

R.I.P. RUE 😢😢

[@withmuckguy3362]

Right here, rip finnick

[@ethancooper3599]

I don't watch hunger games but I say that every once in a while 😂

[@werecatqueennic864]

Both you and Izzy need to watch your spoilers.

[@twentynesinners7822]

Why would you get detention for calling a teacher a Muggle? A Muggle is a non - magic person, so it is true

[@murtlebelle]

Twenty Øne Sinners unless that teacher teaches at Hogwarts

[@irllydobjaxtho3731]

1. I love ur username 2. Plot twist: They go to school in hogwarts

[@jahleeschamarten7951]

True

[@lazyfoxnia214]

Depends where they live, if it was North America the technical term for non magic folk are nonmaj

[@1987tavia]

Right

[@DarkG8mer]

This is the most hilarious video by him in my mind.

[@HIDKLEESVIDS]

Alonzo has to be one of the funniest KZbinrs I watch