FUNNY DETENTION SLIPS From REAL KIDS | TOP 60 School FAILS

[@kaidynharris216]

" threw lamp at another student and told him to lighten the f up." 😂

[@majorlisted5970]

That's my neighbor. I'm was like WTF when I was watching this video. I couldn't believe that he made it to the video

[@kaidynharris216]

@@majorlisted5970 small world

[@majorlisted5970]

@@kaidynharris216 I'm dead ass his initals are E M, and his brother showed me at elemetry, and when I asked just to make sure is the ea Raymond teacher in hs he said yes.

[@Iglesss]

ha ha!🗣😂

[@arandomuser9459]

Major Listed You have a great neighbor.

[@haydenmack3784]

"Threw a lamp at another student and told him to 'lighten the f*** up!' ". Gets me every damn time!

[@jordanadams8983]

Me too G

[@momentomori4070]

That should get praise! 🤣🤣

[@curlydash4993]

Dying of laughter! 🤣🤣

[@jxz6113]

I love that one!

[@yehudisfriedman8459]

Why does this sound like something the joker would do

[@hostilepancakes]

When I was in 3rd grade, someone started the We Will Rock You "boom boom clap" in the cafeteria and the ENTIRE cafeteria joined in. Best moment of elementary school ever.

[@arandomuser9459]

HostilePancakes, the One and Only That sounds amazing. I’m in highschool and I want to go in the middle of the cafeteria and scream “CREEPER” to try and start the chain.

[@jaxxzgamer5142]

Same

[@xx_nightcorestar_xx6963]

That happened with my friends at lunch but we were singing Disney songs.

[@Chelsea_journey1]

Damn I wish I went to that school. That’s so awesome 🤩

[@CeceRoseTurtle]

Yo the same thing happened at my school when I was in 5th grade!

[@subtomefornoreasonplz2445]

“She continued to call another teacher a furby” Lmao I died

[@suran396]

Ok, I'm old. What's a furby?

[@amandylyn3881]

@@suran396 A very popular (and annoying, I had one) toy from the 1990s. I think they came back after a little while. They were so popular, there were lines outside stores just to buy one (my mom was one of those people in line).

[@suran396]

@@amandylyn3881 ah, I was living in Europe in the 1990's and never heard of furby.

[@c0wboys4life]

"Threw a lamp and told him to *lighten* up" LMAO!!!

[@deadjosh13]

-Sir WESLEE- that was hands down the best one

[@RunePenrod]

Best one hahahha!

[@annajacobsen2421]

-Sir WESLEE- shit cracks me up every time

[@amaiyawalker6220]

-Sir WESLEE- that's what I said

[@Marquise95]

If that wasn't me and I was n that class would i have been so confused

[@duesy17]

A kid in my english class got detention for standing on a desk and screaming "Wakanda Forever!"

[@marycarr6117]

Lmfao 😂😂😂

[@bossjay5641]

That’s my bro favorite word

[@arandomuser9459]

Dani Duesbury I want to do that now! 😂

[@elisefiorentelli1306]

Why can’t I be in your class I have an amazing black panther accent that I have worked on for a long time

[@jimmyneutron8171]

was he/she a cardi b/black panther fan?

[@Danielle_H44]

"Student opened window and escaped!" lmao

[@bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322]

Danielle H. If you have to call it "escaping" you are failing at creating a good learning environment for children. For real...

[@kaz6617]

Was this the same kid that "jumped with the intent to fly"

[@jakewestbrook3214]

I had a teacher tell my class about one school where he worked (or potentially student taught) where a blind woman was unintentionally given tenure [and this was a public school], so here students would always turn out the lights and many would leave through the windows to the point where she'd be talking to an empty room. he also said she'd run people down in the hallways.

[@supersody]

Jake Westbrook I'm imagining now a blind old lady with those "blind sticks" charging at kids down the hallway 😂😂

[@catherinestarnes2080]

Danielle H. meeeeee

[@thesherlockhound]

"Loss of driving privilege" "Loss of bus privilege" And they wonder why kids hate school.

[@suspish2240]

Fr😂

[@nugget4931]

How can kids fucking drive we are kids

[@chelseasheehan9227]

How is this person supposed to get to school without transportation?

[@clayroofe]

@@chelseasheehan9227 f. P. BBC

[@chelseasheehan9227]

@@clayroofe what?

[@timitchell9947]

He threw a lamp at another student and told him to lighten the fuck up😂😂😂😂

[@jasonlock884]

Thank you for not censoring it

[@AltDubbers]

"He told me to plug my ears and walked away." 😂

[@alorabailey5642]

Threw a whole lamp and told him to "lighten the fuck up"😂😂😂

[@yishaysabelle]

Alora Bailey I loved that

[@MrTimtendo]

I want to know what type of class has a lamp? Maybe a science class (but I could only see like maybe a short one, kinda like a desk lamp)? I cant imagine a tall lamp being needed for school at all LOL

[@youmadbruh9171]

Alora Bailey I cried and died at tge same time.😭😭😭

[@RockSmithStudio]

Alora Bailey I cried laughing when I saw that one!

[@kvngdeshaun229]

I couldn't breathe after that one!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@liamdubalmusic]

The “Leaping with intent to fly” one gets me every time

[@chaseanderson781]

"claiming to be the reborn Jesus and proceeded to hit a student on the head with a bible." well damn.

[@JuztJules]

I saw that when I read this

[@alexblack8448]

I died its was funny 😹😂😹😂💀💀💀😹😂😹

[@ejprojects1748]

Depression Lol I hit someone With a bible Once -3- I Had to sit in the Corner (I was in 1st grade)

[@arandomuser9459]

My friend was driving me nuts when I was reading during recess in 7th grade I turned around and whacked him with my copy of prisoner of Azkaban. Edit: Never got detention for it though.

[@DoctorWhoKage]

Was that *Kanye's* detention slip? 😂

[@nolongerhere731]

*"WHAT THE F IS A MUGGLE?!"* *_Harry Potter fans be triggered_*

[@baryvela]

PiePenguin Fun more like *Harry Potter Fan has left the chat* 😂

[@nolongerhere731]

XD

[@CassandraElixia20]

Yes, I am very triggered

[@simp1ymakay1a1ynn]

Shit I didn't know what it was either💁

[@ky5579]

Oh I am triggered xD

[@miasinclair9760]

“Student opened window and escaped (he jumped out of window and ran)” got me laughing so hard “Cotton-headed mini muffin” I am in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@haleym3725]

Mia Sinclair I know the dude who jumped outta the window

[@nowayitsjohnstamos]

Mia Sinclair same!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@amyharrington6779]

Mia Sinclair when I heard that, I remembered a KZbinr (don't know if you know him) and he has 4 characters on his channel that he plays himself and one of his sides called him a "cotton headed ninny Muggin"

[@Midnyte_Angel]

I couldn't stop laughing at them calling it "escape".

[@ILruffian]

We did it better. After attendance, one guy slipped out the second door in the classroom. When the clock struck three, about seven of us jumped up out of our seats and ran to the windows, blocking the teacher's view. "Mike, don't do it. Don't jump. It's not worth it Oh SHIT!!!." Teacher ran to the windows to find the guy who slipped out unnoticed lying motionless on the pavement below. And not a single one of us was detained :)

[@abrahamlincoln8748]

“What is a cotton headed ninny muffin?” *Elf sounds intensify*

[@piktureit]

Yes

[@toeragtoerag]

Abraham? Is that you?

[@artisticalex1206]

Yeah I immediately got the reference lol

[@yourmomlmao2088]

Alonzo: “SHUT UP. I CAN SAY IT NOW SHUT UP!!!” Random Teacher: “Bet” *hands detention card*

[@jnaziahmccall1583]

Your mom Lmao you should of said teachers : HOLD MY DETENTION SLIPS

[@Phantomgypsy13]

Teacher: CAN you say it or MAY you say it

[@charliegluck2452]

🤣

[@matthew_natividad]

Alonzo: *ShUt Up*

[@Gayredheadbitch94]

I’m still disappointed the teacher who didn’t understand the elf reference 🤣

[@marycarr6117]

"I'm gonna twerk on you at homecoming. You better tip me, I ain't shakin this booty for free." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died 😭💀

[@veronicadrake5410]

Gotta get paid somehow I guess😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@alexblack8448]

I DIED AS WELL 😆😆😆😆😆😆😭😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@giuseppecorleonenguyen6037]

Me too, in my country but my teacher confused hahahhahahah, I was watching it and laugh non stop for 2 days...

[@lindaloreign9346]

And that’s why I never go to Homecoming! 😂😂

[@ildelizahernandez3143]

I don’t have to go to homecoming because I’m single like a Pringle. 👍 P.S i got the Pringle’s part from a tv show. 😀

[@fairycarii]

“Six lunch period? How many lunch periods does he need?” IM WHEEZING

[@ethancooper3599]

Just depends on how big the school is

[@SleazyJacquis]

Your background reminded me about X😔😭🙏🏽

[@i_dont_knowwhat_to_put_her8850]

Y'all have lunch periods?

[@carsonhogan3420]

Ya same

[@rachelpechal8024]

So am I and I need my inhaler I’m wheezing so bad because I’m laughing so hard and asthma

[@maxbrown7719]

No matter how many times I rewatch this, his double take at "detai- DETAINED?!" Kills me every time 🤣🤣

[@Wildstyle-db1zj]

0:45 I love this part too XD

[@mickaylagjinaj8378]

0:30 you have offended every Harry Potter fan oh wait YER A MUGGLE

[@idiotgoddess2114]

I think you mean “puddle”

[@Habiba-xc5xz]

Yer a muggle Alonzo

[@choco_malkeditz5972]

Mickayla Gjinaj he really is muggle

[@choco_malkeditz5972]

Boo The Pomeranian The Worlds Cutest Dog muggle means non magic folk from Harry Potter

[@rabies3539]

yer a wizard harry.. not here on this channel huh

[@adilenefelix1623]

" Threw a lamp at another student and told him to "Lighten the fuck up" Got me dead rn 😂😂😂😂😂💀😂😂

[@idkhello4464]

Adilene Felix I actually done that because I saw that detention slip I didn't even get in trouble TAKE SOME NOTES MRS.PATTINSON She's my English teacher

[@norahhoover5540]

My friend got detention and showed me the slip. The slip said "He kept poking another student in the face with a ruler then made a paper airplane wadded it up and chucked it at him yelling " may the power of God compel you " " I couldnt stop laughing 😂

[@alexblack8448]

Funny 😹😹😹😹😹😂😂😂😂😂

[@arandomuser9459]

That sounds like something my bestfriend would do.

[@xxashxxpotato1730]

I almost diedddd😂😂😂

[@parmeiladhevi8602]

@alonzolerone

[@Christenahawks9200]

These are the friends we need more off

[@jaimeekinman3701]

4:42 Alonzo: I don’t even know what is a cotton-headed ninny muffin? People who watched the movie, Elf, would know what that is

[@Gayredheadbitch94]

Elf is the goat Christmas film

[@jaimeekinman3701]

@@Gayredheadbitch94 Buddy the elf: hold my Coca Cola

[@LilStitchy1]

I could have sworn the phrase was cotton headed ninny muggin, but then again I haven't seen Elf in years, so he probably said something that dumb.

[@krystalendermalie1361]

Dude those teachers need to go back to school, I saw so many grammatical errors on those detention slips.

[@CNTBBL23]

Krystal Endermalie most teachers aren't as smart as they think they are. I got detention in Year 10 because I told my English teacher that she spelled "weird" incorrectly.

[@krystalendermalie1361]

And I was always yelled at for correcting my teachers' grammar

[@krystalendermalie1361]

And telling one that she mixed up Austria and Australia. Which makes me so mad

[@hisagifan101]

Wtf? If I corrected my teacher on their grammar I get a compliment.

[@artistinagony]

I'm not saying there are no incompetent teachers, but I think some of these were made up. The Mrs. Puff one stands out.

[@ahmedfalahy9337]

The girl who yelled "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE", the teacher should have said: "Good luck and may the odds be forever in your favor"

[@melinak3086]

Ahmed Falahy omg yes please

[@andrea-mf3xn]

Ahmed Falahy if I’m ever a teacher and have a student say this imma say that lol

[@Taylor-gs8pf]

I did that on language arts 😏

[@LuminaryAlien]

I do that when we have to take things down to the office in HR

[@kayleedunn1165]

Ahmed Falahy yessss

[@purplejester2168]

*"WHAT THE F%$$ IS A MUGGLE"* *ME:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EXPECTO PATRONAM

[@izzyt1626]

Gotta wingaridum leviosa his ass and watch all the movies

[@PrairieDog18]

Yaaaaaaaassssssssssss

[@jgoodwin3800]

SAME😂

[@yuichan9625]

His laugh cures my depression ❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Thank you

[@paigetate1605]

BRUH THE DETENTION SLIP FOR THUMPING A STUDENT ON THE HEAD WITH A BIBLE WHILE SCREAMING INFIDEL WAS ME WHEN I WENT TO A LUTHERAN SCHOOL I AM SO SHOOK RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

[@catoninetails]

May God bless you

[@longliveskydney]

BLESS YOUR SOUL

[@Barbara_Please]

Paige Tate This comment needs more upvotes

[@victoriakhoo2190]

U have done our society a good deed

[@katiatannus3146]

God bless you

[@TeamUnpro]

I couldn't be a teacher, I'd laugh at 90% of these instead of punish the students.

[@aadams1006]

Right? "You're a communist?" I'd laugh so hard.

[@mycaknight-brown3945]

TheUnproPro me too

[@imokay9254]

TheUnproPro Same😂😂😂

[@lorriesmith5086]

It's why my ex quit teaching! True story!

[@annsparta2222]

U don’t have to be strict ;)

[@JonathonFyck]

Teachers: Kids, you need to read books, it’s good for your education Student: *Reads book* Teacher: DETENTION!!

[@StarlightStella613]

This reminds me of a series here on KZbin that was made from Fantage, called the Unexpected series. There was a teacher called Mrs. Madwoman, and she was always sending her students to detention. She even chased one of them around the entire world.

[@samysmores6670]

I got detention today so i watched this to feel good about it

[@izzyt1626]

My 8th grade Hostroy teacher tried to do that. He always took forever to start class, I was done with the stupid warm up, so I started reading. He was like "no" I was like "yea"

[@boogiebear3095]

🤦🏻‍♀️ it’s like when students arrived a little early for school so they just sat in their truck eating a muffin and got in trouble for it 🥴

[@katiebrooke9040]

I got detention for reading in math class

[@fazegabe3843]

9:26 “flick, fli- someone got deten- fli- flicking testicles?! What kind of schoo- flicking testicl- flicking testicle” has gotta be the most favorite and the must funniest part of all time, thanks for the vid Alonzo lerone

[@ghost279]

"I volunteer as tribute!"" I died. my fellow hunger games fans, where you at?

[@izzyt1626]

R.I.P. RUE 😢😢

[@withmuckguy3362]

Right here, rip finnick

[@ethancooper3599]

I don't watch hunger games but I say that every once in a while 😂

[@werecatqueennic864]

Both you and Izzy need to watch your spoilers.

[@wasssup10960]

"You better tip me. I ain't shaking dis booty for free." 😂

[@joeman720]

wasssup10960 my teacher is the one that wrote that lol

[@wolfiewolf5505]

joe man seriously!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@joeman720]

Wolfy wolf i am completely fucking serious

[@wolfiewolf5505]

joe man damn... That's awesome (I'm looking for friends but, I can't because of the homophobia 😭)

[@terryyounkins1117]

wasssup10960 really man 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂!!!

[@supporteroftheyoutubers4758]

I remember my HighSchool year and a guy came to school in a banana costume and he collected all the bananas saying it was his children. XD

[@bxbygirldesi1781]

haha

[@angelawilliams3951]

😂😂😂

[@hannahwyatt4830]

😂😂😂😂I had to screenshot this

[@angiemitchell6545]

As a parent I would have a hard time not laughing if I got some of these from my kids 😂😂

[@carloshonderman4394]

the lighten the f up killed me. i had to stop the vid😂😂😂

[@sc8isback]

Carlos Honderman sameee😂

[@christiankniekamp9625]

Carlos Honderman SAME BRO SAME

[@SABlueAngryBlur]

Same. 😂😂

[@devdattshrikhandepatil6574]

Same😂😂. How did he even come up wid such an idea ! Lmao 😂😂😂

[@ForelliBoy]

That kid's gonna be the action hero

[@sophiabarsness2526]

“WTF is a muggle?!” Only a muggle would say something like that... Edit: Merlins Beard that’s a lot of likes!!!! Thanks so much y’all!!!! Have an awesome day!!! Edited edit: autocorrect is not my friend

[@someaustralian216]

Agreed

[@dessiraeknoblock3967]

Agreed

[@thatfloofywolfie722]

Exactly

[@灵灵-c2t]

I agree them muggles need some majic

[@im-6840]

Of course they would

[@mar-lizeklopper9874]

Alonzo: "wtf is is a muggle" Me, an intellectual: "hold my butterbeer"

[@jmstins8440]

Well said.

[@mollyjones2181]

Amen!! /*

[@SieraTheChosenOne]

Lol

[@leungzinwang4188]

Me:hold my wand and wearing my hufflepuff scarf

[@NewSoupWiiHii]

Me:hold my fire bolt...

[@JoyBoy0606]

5:19 If I was the teacher, I wouldn't be able to reprimand the kid who threw the lamp. That "Lighten the fuck up" would have me laughing so hard

[@melinajackson171]

A “cotton headed ninny muggins” is an insult from the movie Elf 😂 just FYI

[@TualaFam]

Melina Jackson yesssss I literally was about to comment this

[@madisonsimmons5044]

I thought it was mini muffin.....

[@lvjyfaith13]

Melina Jackson yessss I was like ELF YASSS 😂😂 and nearly had a breakdown when he said “muffins” in stead of “muggins” 😂😂

[@tasty2649]

I was laughing so hard!!😂😂

[@averykellem7163]

THANK YOU 😂

[@almondmilk6900]

Omg I’m died I love this one “”Threw the lamp and told a student to LIGHTING THE F*CK UP

[@irongirlbre2813]

Omg same lmao 😂😂

[@UrFavSero]

I feel like my friends would do that to me 😆

[@thekerse7567]

"Disrupting class- claiming to be the reborn Jesus, and hitting another student with a Bible."

[@Foogi9000]

HERETIC *BAM* *SLAMS BOOK ON THE HEAD OF A HERETIC* imgur.com/a/nugdU

[@davecrupel2817]

KERSE 1 claiming to B....*BBBBBbbbbbbbbbb* lost it 😂😂

[@EndisNai]

KERSE 1 I read this as he said it.

[@thekerse7567]

@Daniel Cannata I KNOW xD

[@ninacesca]

I AM LAUGHING IM DONE

[@ipodzrock1]

4:49 the thing that made me laugh the hardest was Lonzo clearing his throat LOL

[@kristianl7797]

Who’s lonzo.

[@lilsxox1484]

A muggle is from Harry Potter Me :MUGGLE Teacher : DETENTION Me: shut up you bloodsucking muggle.😂😂

[@amandabrissett1993]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@samueldavis1996]

Muggle is a bad word so I'm not surprised

[@libbyblossom2880]

Violet Madrid how?

[@nickmuffin1722]

Manndy Mns it's a bad word for the wizard community. It means the person doesn't have a bloodline of wizard. (Muggle).

[@Itsjustmesrry]

Imma try this with my teacher

[@kellymarie8563]

I watched this video a good three times already, you should do a part two to this!

[@talon_gaming9322]

Kelly Marie I watched it 5 times trying the do not wet urself challenge I failed cuz my friend dumped water on my pants saying "use the dam bathroom"

[@heheheiamderpmatter375]

The Farting in the Student's face got me every time.

[@jlukic4]

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[@blackbelle8181]

Kelly Marie I agree and I loved all of it but mainly the pooping on fellow students for money part

[@rosesarerosi1]

I watched this more than 10 times it’s just too hilarious 😂

[@chuckfoley5022]

Yeah... I wouldn't make a good teacher. I wouldn't be able to wright on a detention slip because I'd be laughing too much

[@MaryRoeRussel]

Chuck Foley ...Also because you need to work on *your* English skills as well.

[@reactanddraw7871]

Paradox Box and Baked Potato it might have been a typo you don't have to be rude

[@MaryRoeRussel]

What Ever Goes "Write" vs "Wright" His had an extra letter,and while "t" and "g" may be close together, "e" and "h" are not. Judging by this, I'm going to say it's not a typo.

[@viapersona7401]

Write*

[@missgirl3051]

Or because you can’t spell write right

[@peachypanda1019]

I'm back here again and just wondering does Kash ever wonder to himself like "My human has lost his shit yet again" Whenever Alonze starts to laugh hysterically?

[@daijasuares]

did anyone else notice that the letter said "MAIL sexual organs" 😂

[@njshae]

daija suares I caught that too

[@charlesvitanza8867]

daija suares It clearly was not issued by an English teacher

[@CarlosThadeu]

Yup, thats awkward lol

[@MechaWyvern707]

Is this why there were so many mails in Putt Putt Does Some Things? (I really hope someone gets this reference...)

[@MindfullyMeenaa]

daija suares yea😂😂😂

[@moth5214]

Kid:I hate this class I'm gettin out Teacher:sit down Kid:walks to the window) Teacher:sit down Kid: bye(jumps out the window and runs) Teacher:well he is getting detention

[@bridgetgosvenor9171]

When I was in fourth grade I stood on my chair and said “I CAN FLY” then jumped off and fell and my teacher busted out laughing when I fell and said I should’ve been smarter and not jumped off the chair. It was actually hilarious

[@codiehill5314]

6:04 best laugh ever

[@lukejeffries2207]

a “cotton headed ninny muggin” is from the movie elf

[@davecrupel2817]

Tony The T-Bone Boylan he probably didnt properly hear "mini muggin"

[@maxmendizabal2296]

themilofiles mlg edition actually ur the dumbass bc it is cotton headed ninny muffin

[@_ummidfkk]

I like how the teacher said "escaped"😂😂

[@tffscompute1565]

Play the great escape music

[@_ummidfkk]

@@tffscompute1565 😂😂

[@simp1ymakay1a1ynn]

Ong that's exactly what I was thinking like the teacher know that school is torture😂😂

[@murtlebelle]

I mean school is prison even teachers know it.

[@alimiller2412]

I got detention for counting in Math class my mom said "where does this fuc**r live?!"

[@thebasicgamer4716]

The teacher must not know what math is

[@GenevieveYosoVT]

wierd gamer I once got an after school detention because my PE kit was STOLEN.

[@anoja31]

If your teacher is a math teacher, then you're doomed lol

[@LBrooklyn99]

What grade were you in when you got this detention?

[@LBrooklyn99]

@@GenevieveYosoVT You got detention...for someone else...stealing your stuff??? What?!?!?

[@MashkaMM0]

12:31 got me so good! LMAO 🤣 “DID SHE 🤮 OR DID SHE 💨” LMAO I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😆

[@zeventine]

9:44 - Mrs. Puff, isn't it that teacher from SpongeBob? Tf???

[@catoninetails]

Zeventine yep she got tired of SpongeBob's shit and switched schools xD

[@Larka661]

i can only imagine being a teacher named Mrs. Puff these days XD

[@SavMercury]

Zeventine exactly what I thought

[@JakkieTea]

pretty sure that one was fake

[@larennestonermalhiot5748]

Zeventine when that one came on spongebob started playing

[@escobarsblunt]

"LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP" me to my stress before an exam

[@omeganauts]

sharny hope that one got me too

[@rkay1959]

sharny hope Dass wut see șed

[@Em-em9mh]

*Alonzo is obviously not in the Harry Potter fandom.* 😂 A Muggle is from that.

[@theleos9006]

SlimeGirlBanana when he didn’t know I got a little sad

[@mamma_mina327]

SlimeGirlBanana ikr

[@mamma_mina327]

SlimeGirlBanana Alonzo is clearly a muggle xD

[@Em-em9mh]

ηєllу мν'ѕ yes, yes he is

[@khalidbarode4008]

SlimeGirlBanana i was disppointed

[@eleanorwebb996]

I still remember this one teacher that everyone was scared of, even other teachers were scared of her. She got on our bus one day (everybody including the bus driver was silent) and told everyone to put their seatbelts on, she then moved to the back of the bus where the older students were sitting and said 'what a good example!' She then came back down to the top end of the bus and everybody was holding their seat belts over the buckle. When she got off the bus everyone took their seat belts off and continued talking.

[@linnealanderdahl4310]

Your bus had seatbelts???? The only time I had a bus with seat belts was when we'd go on a field trip on a coach bus😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@yamato6114]

You guys had seatbelts?

[@ladak4558]

0:47, ah I see you're not familiar with the wizarding world. Pitiful muggle...

[@momekthegrate7541]

Nibble Nibble YASSSSSSS CAN WE BE FRIENDS

[@garrettstoneburner6307]

Nibble Nibble preach

[@raedlo]

BOI IF U DONT GET YO NERD ASS RIGHG OUTTA THIS BITCH

[@deadabuela]

Nibble Nibble yes! 😩 i was looking for this comment.

[@deadabuela]

Nibble Nibble rtrtrtrtrt.

[@brandikaronika3481]

When nobody knows where “That is mahogany” comes from 😂 When Katniss stabs Haymitch inbetween the fingers in the first Hunger Games, Effie gasps and says it 😂😂

[@withmuckguy3362]

Yeah I laughed way too hard at that joke

[@nomad94music]

That one was my buddy 😂😂😂

[@titaniuym]

One time in my English class a girl opened up the window and jumped out of the classroom. The teacher asked, "where ya going?" and she said, "far away from this hell hole," and the teacher was like, "okay, bye!" Another time in my Biology class my teacher was like, "the faster and harder you go, the better it is," and I said, "that's what she said,' when the room was super quite and she burst into laughter. Finally, me and a teacher were discussing a work sheet and she said, "well, I guess you're shit out of luck with that one." So, I went, "fuck," and her reply was just, "fuck is right." So, I don't really understand why all these kids are getting in trouble. XD

[@foxytoxy8719]

I dont have any. Can I go to your school?

[@blankblank1284]

In my experience. It was years ago. But my teachers were never really wont to give detentions. One student even told a teacher to "Go f**k yourself!!" And still did not get detention. And yes my schools did have detentions. Though one Teacher I had, had her finger always on the trigger. Even tiny things got people lunch detentions.

[@blankblank1284]

@I Cant Sing To me or the OP?

[@titaniuym]

I Cant Sing Believe what you want but my school is insane.

[@madisonlopez-guerrero5623]

That’s a great teacher

[@musicloverme3993]

6:23 Noticed that the form has an option for "Compliment."

[@gummy.miniyoongi5817]

That kid who jumped out the window is my role model😂

[@SkyllaCharibdis]

i got detention once too for the same reason lol

[@Idk.-.32]

Same

[@jenna3304]

That's a vine 😂

[@apex272]

I never got caught

[@bradpowell1928]

spider-man

[@izziepage2982]

My friend got detention when he ran into a closet that the teacher used to store supply's and then when the teacher walked in he came out with his hoodie tied around his neck like a cap and a ruler saying "I'm back from narina" the teacher got mad and gave him detention.

[@rebekahjo1234]

That's hilarious. Why would you give anyone detention for that? That's great.

[@wintertheultima3709]

Same😂 except I was suspended and was grounded for a mouth so give him my respect

[@magicalmacca765]

😂😂💀💀

[@mayarosalez2291]

Lol

[@blammowammo5886]

@@wintertheultima3709 For a mouth? The fuck?

[@tigohbitties9774]

My brother's friend got detention for spitting on a wash cloth and trying to shine his teachers head... He said it was worth it..

[@bullseyegaming3d86]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@jamtorres680]

God bless this man, he has such a contagious laugh 😂😂😂

[@greyish.devil.824]

The kid who jumped out the window is now Olympia

[@lil3932]

•Toxicity• • 😂 i wonder if they were blindfolded beforehand

[@greyish.devil.824]

@@lil3932 ikr

[@l.dthekatt1836]

I WANTED TO DO THAT IN MY SCHOOL!!! LOL I WANTED TO LOL!!! I WANTED OUT IT WAS HELL!!!!! LOL to me it was hell Lol hell wanted to correct to help and he'll lol

[@charli9071]

*"what the f is a muggle?"* potterheads *attack*

[@kramerbreving9286]

ATTACK

[@HAILEY-ft6kl]

ATTACK

[@janeishar7881]

ATTACK!

[@dominikkirkpatrick2424]

Charge

[@dingdongdoe1285]

Haha

[@leafyleafs]

"What the frick is a muggle?!" Oh boy let me give you a harry potter lesson

[@arandomuser9459]

Okanadia Breadcat I would to but I’d be talking for at least 12 hours.

[@imapir8rrr]

Well this is awkward..

[@icrywaytoomvch3206]

ha that would be a long story 😂

[@timirat2003]

Okanadia Breadcat a muggle is a human I’m the Harry Potter world

[@leafyleafs]

@@timirat2003 i know that

[@nikkiezzell3713]

I got detention for cause a “riot”. I sang along, did the foot stomp and, clapping to we will rock you. Everyone followed along with me and, the bleachers collapsed. No one was hurt one and, two it wasn’t my fault! I think they gave me detention because they were scared they were going to be sued. After watching the whole video.. sarcasm is my second language. I would’ve got detention a lot with those teachers.

[@TheBullet0012]

I like the story, but you need to check your grammar. Still a good story though.

[@matthew_natividad]

I feel like they would’ve sued either way

[@galaxy_sebsass7684]

it's actually against the law if you don't do the beat with the people who started it....

[@twentynesinners7822]

Why would you get detention for calling a teacher a Muggle? A Muggle is a non - magic person, so it is true

[@murtlebelle]

Twenty Øne Sinners unless that teacher teaches at Hogwarts

[@irllydobjaxtho3731]

1. I love ur username 2. Plot twist: They go to school in hogwarts

[@jahleeschamarten7951]

True

[@lazyfoxnia214]

Depends where they live, if it was North America the technical term for non magic folk are nonmaj

[@1987tavia]

Right

[@namjesusisheretocleanseyou7005]

Muggle; Non-Magic user! (its from Harry Potter)

[@austinL49]

tessa scott only true potter fans know!

[@luminelover2894]

THANK YOU ( someone who speaks English)

[@So_Sag]

Yup...I love Harry Potter...read all the books in middle school before the movies...then became a fan of the movies...soon as he said what's a muggle, I said how does he not know??!!! #PotterFan

[@catherinemuhuhi9690]

What Hogwarts house are you in? I'm a Slytherin

[@luminelover2894]

No way I'm in slytherin

[@hannah_matthews_10]

"Cotten headed mini muffin" killed me! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hannah_matthews_10]

Kaylee Poitras Lol

[@leila5902]

It's from Elf 😂😂😂

[@shieldfan1310]

“Threw lamp at another student and told him to lighten the fuck up” 😂😂

[@pokemon_guy9638]

(In class) Me:IM JESUS Kid:no ur not Me:*throws bible at kid* IM JESUS

[@OutrageousMase]

13:07 I got detention in high school for the same thing. Got my science test back, got a D-, said "Awww SHIT!" 😜😄😄💯

[@genericname5909]

Idk if it changed but you cant get d- anymore

[@Beyondchosen1215]

Same

[@awesomebilly_nz82]

I feel bad, don't ask.

[@katiekitchens7879]

I was the one who screamed "I volunteer as tribute" hahahaha. Best day of detention in my life.

[@BriarMaeriSibyle]

YOOOO KATIE lol 'May the odds be ever in your favor'

[@Darklord805n7]

Hmm

[@pljonasse]

Katie Marie hmmmmm

[@daniaadwan3788]

Mandygears ARMYYYYY

[@1000-d1c]

Katie Marie it literally can on the screen as I was reading

[@Optimus_Prime_YT-z6n]

5:57 made me laugh the hardest!😂

[@lil3932]

so once my friend got in front of the class and he started twerking and his pants slipped down a little bit and my other friend yells "HE MOONED US" and my teacher yelled "HAHA ITS ONLY A HALF MOON" best day of my life

[@muftuffruffruff6367]

When your supposed to be asleep but your watching Alonzo Lerone and your trying so hard not to laugh

[@violetr809]

I can't stop laughing and I'm suppose to be in bed right now it's so hard to not laugh and I'm laughing tears😂

[@user00xpeyton]

Same bruh loll

[@jeremiahmadison8719]

True

[@aqxasossa]

ifwu cuh

[@leonardodicapriosbabymama111]

Muftuff Ruffruff you're*

[@yosliherrera2734]

I had to screen record the part where he said “through the lamp and a kid and told him to lighten the f*** up” 😂😂😂I was dying 😂

[@rkay1959]

Alonzo Lerone, It. Yosli needs a dictionary!

[@bryccedonahue2602]

Me too

[@summersingeorge]

This is why I have NO business being a parent. If I got a call from the school informing me that my child threw a lamp at another child telling them to “lighten the fuck up!” I would die of laughter and hang up on them.

[@crawlingchaos7148]

Same lol

[@morganeisenhuth5978]

I had to eat with the principal because I yawned in class when the teacher was talking.... I has to say sorry to the whole entire class for disrupting the class! I was in KINDERGARTEN!!

[@yaknowihadtodoittoem7071]

It’s always kindergarten I once got called out because another student was kicking my chair and I said stop it wrong and he just yelled “TEACHER SHE SAID STUPID” and I tried to explain but nah I got a goddamn red card which is probably the worst thing to get in kinder

[@heavymetalpirate]

Morgan Eisenhuth I got a red card in kindergarten garden only for asking to use the bathroom during a test. I mean what did they want me to do? Piss my self

[@yaknowihadtodoittoem7071]

Midnight Army Member860 yes

[@lil3932]

I got in trouble in kindergarten for laughing when we were watching Sesame Street in the library I was sent to the office and had to stay there for 2 hours

[@thundergoddess5517]

I literally yelled."THAT IS MAHOGANY" In my class and my teacher DIED. I got a jolly rancher. 😂

[@brynnagrace-]

I love this

[@elenakendrick6279]

I died a little inside when he said, "wtf is a muggle?!?"

[@bugheadlover1269]

Miss Sassy same

[@boistired6825]

I cried. I recommend Alonzo to read the books. I loved them.

[@samanthalewis6166]

Same 😭

[@purplechikin2556]

Same ಥ_ಥ

[@SpinalFluidDrinker]

Miss Sassy I died a lot inside

[@InessaMaximova]

11:30 I know this is hella old but "All your base are belong to us" is a typical Engrish meme.

[@trinitymiller5663]

Literally no one: Me on a school night at 3 am: *wheezing* Me again “oh shit I’m being loud” Also me: *yells sorry mom*

[@jaxxzgamer5142]

Yes

[@komalhans3970]

Why can’t I stop laugh crying

[@shekinahduncan8162]

Komal Hans IKR

[@trinityfaith6141]

Go watch my video and sub to me I’m trying out KZbin 🙂❤️

[@debrafabry8277]

XD I'm a F**king wizzard

[@XeonGame]

Trinity & Faith you don’t have a video

[@rand0mthings]

Komal Hans I'm dieing.

[@questioningeverything3903]

The kid who came in the cafeteria in the rolling chair is the best person ever XD

[@kagemushashien8394]

Called a teacher a "Muggle" Someones been to Hogwarts and back

[@lbmcphielm]

The one that says 'Brianna got detention for reading a book' is my daughter's detention slip🤣

[@savanadowney1731]

Laura McPhie that’s a lie 😂😂😂

[@QuietChaos1996]

Laura McPhie It can’t be because the last name starts with a “W.” I’m more of a likely candidate because I’ve read a lot during lunch.

[@jaylaacollierr]

Brianna Watson she could have her dad’s last name. What if her parents are split up 🤔

[@tota1146]

Mine to I am that one who walks in the hallways reading a book

[@lisadudman4190]

Her parents have could've been split up and have her fathers last name

[@calistasisneros6907]

Clock:* 3:08am Me: laughing more then needed My brain: CALM TF DOWN *pauses video and stood laughing The video: throws lamp at fellow student and says lighten tf up Me: *laughes way to much and to loud and can hear my mom stomping up the stairs

[@MN-et7gy]

Ooo I hope u pretended like u sleeping

[@trans_gacha_tube7502]

I got detention once because my friend was trying to Sharpen his pencil and it wasn't working so a kid said "jam it in harder" and I said "that's what she said* 😂😂😂😂

[@kamille5104]

Omg😂😂

[@fate4888]

Jack Stuber Lol

[@Gta6comingverysoon]

Jack Stuber I got a detention for farting

[@chbm2329]

U gotta hit my neck now.

[@jazminpadilla6661]

Jack Stuber 😂😂LOL

[@rynial2.0]

“THAT IS MAHOGANY” why is that so funny 😂

[@beatrizlopez491]

Muggle- A person who does not possess any magical powers and who doesn’t come from a magical family. Muggle is a reference from Harry Potter thank you child I wish I was in Hogwarts too.

[@LHR-Yaya]

He's a muggle

[@KondorXT]

@@LHR-Yaya we're all muggles

[@AshTheTrash-hb7gq]

I have only watched three videos from him and already I have noticed 5 references from harry potter.

[@kamandtux]

Thank you

[@kamandtux]

I am a ravenclaw and let me tell you it pisses me off when muggles don’t even understand there own name. See you at the quittedch field😁 Love, Cho

[@MasqueradeMadness14]

ive gotten detection/ citations for: 1. having a skull on my shirt 2. having wings on my backpacks 3. wearing my backpack too low 4. walking up the steps 2 at a time 5. wearing excessive ammounts of the color red 6. running out of class to vomit when i was sick. 7. reading ahead in the text

[@ToyaTheStylishNanny]

AngelicSasuSaysHeya lmaooo so petty!

[@nicholasyuen5561]

Wait...so you got detention for wearing too much red? What is wrong with these teachers?

[@MasqueradeMadness14]

wearing too much red, blue or purple was against the rules because it symbolized gang colors

[@buckteethmusic9807]

AngelicSasuSaysHeya Well, for your sake I hope you're not actually in a gang.

[@777eira]

It's about that crip and blood bull

[@scarredxangel]

My maths teacher used to give us nicknames based on our surnames. If we didn't have a strange surname, he'd use a physical attribute. One guy had rather big ears and my teacher walked in and said "Alright, big ears?" And the kid clapped back with "Alright penguin boy." He was given two days detention. (our maths teacher had a face that reminded one of a shark and walked like a penguin)

[@ashaa9815]

Cece Cheung 💀

[@Wheelsandolbaby]

Cece Cheung what a hypocrite (the teacher)

[@scarredxangel]

Wheelsandolbaby Oh believe me, we all discussed it at length for a month 😂

[@StriderOwO]

Cece Cheung My middle school English teacher used to give everyone nicknames, usually based around music. I was Garfunkel.

[@scarredxangel]

stride99 Would have much preferred music inspired nickname 😂 the one he picked for me didn't make much sense

[@jadenwilliams1331]

I saw a vine compilation where a kid name Andy jumped out the window and his friend while he said "f**k school".