THE TOP OF r/BLURSEDIMAGES

Over an hour of the top posts from r/BlursedImages on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Damien ► / notdamienlee
Robin ► / xycronva
Damien | ✨the mystique✨: 00:00:00
Robin | CAT NOOOOOOOO: 00:11:51
Damien | BLURSED MAD LADS: 00:23:14
Damien | bruh... what's up with your face: 00:33:27
Robin | minecraft battle royale!!: 00:44:36
Damien | THIS RAT,,... WILL GIVE YOU CHILLS: 00:58:58

[@Lampyer]

Another hour of me dying from my broken humor lol

[@Lemon_is_real]

Ok

[@Spookihi]

It’s a lat 8:23

[@Spookihi]

I came up with a name shoe shi before you☺️ 33:24

[@galixypawerpack]

Bro same

[@galixypawerpack]

@JupiterThePerson bro me- *me and my brother*

[@valtarianstrike]

The Chills voice that Damien does is so damn impressive. Makes me laugh every time.

[@starphantom6029]

Ikr

[@dj-protoOfficial]

take it out of context and it would be LITERALLY Impossible to tell the difference.

[@wyzer9]

8:21 Loaf cat.

[@kaiburrow15]

Damien's Chills impression gets me every time lmao

[@Asher_321]

I love Damien and Robins laugh, it always makes me laugh

[@xxvskrunkle]

Me too when I'm grumpy I'm laughing with them and it breaks my funk

[@Asher_321]

@@xxvskrunkle yess

[@xxvskrunkle]

@@Asher_321 they're blessings honestly

[@N3OJOyTOKYO]

5:45 Damien. Damien how do you know that?

[@sholmes4593]

It is common knowledge, tbh. Just like the fact duck's dicks look like corkscrews, and pigs can have orgasms that last half hour. Not just degenerates like me know that.

[@Vlad_Tepes_III]

Zoology

[@N3OJOyTOKYO]

I have come back and wanted to say the same thing its past me on the same track

[@fishnugget3672]

well duck penises are corkscrewed

[@pleasehelp9516]

I love how damian just melts when he sees a cat

[@KazuinEnjoyer]

i love cats and i have two who dont know each other but still get along

[@krazyapollo6023]

Its a cat, you must look at the cat

[@-_Nifi_-]

He’s like, “blah blah blah look at this blah OOOH A KITTY!” and honestly, cats are adorable so yeah.

[@Kroyini]

Trust that man. Edit: “my notifications are going crazy which is my favorite make me not sleep “💀💀💀👴🏾-

[@pleasequack5431]

Trust that man.

[@shrimpchild]

Trust that man.

[@urseldursel9109]

Trust that man.

[@notsoever9803]

Trust that man.

[@OnePuzzlePiec3]

Trust that man.

[@thelolminecrafter7830]

18:32 I can actually explain this one. This one isn't cursed, and could technically be considered blessed for some of the bigger fans out there. That's the DeLorean restoration facility. Their entire purpose is to take old classic Deloreans and restore them to a new or like-new state. The price may be a bit high, but you need to keep in mind the fact that you're asking for your *no longer manufactured vehicle* to be restored with *limited-supply parts.*

[@wqrw1290]

Just look at what Tesla made with their cybertruck and then look at the DeLorean

[@Spexx368]

All cursed images are legally required to have the worst lighting known to man or just the camera flash

[@BLACK-BETTY_thefirst]

15:20 You can hear his laughs -slowly- quickly descend into painful cries.

[@melorawr1608]

19:25 "it means WHAT?!?!"

[@Opticized]

What does it mean

[@REDACTEDbox]

@@Opticizedok so i was confused at first but i found it in another comment, the first picture has the buttons hooked up to vzbrators, and the second one also has the buttons for a different reason but the comparison implies it’s the same thing

[@Cloud99996]

48:51 "Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Your home security is great. Or... is it?" *moon men starts playing as Michael walks out of the camera's sight*

[@TheWholeShabang09]

1:33 “Ahem” *Im Bestman* *I am the matchmaker, I am the light, I am, Romance*

[@dizzyig0641]

“I’d trust him with my taxes”

[@cyananimations993]

Day 18 of commenting using chatgpt until Robin notices. "Wow, this video showcasing the top posts from r/BlursedImages is a perfect mix of confusion and amusement! It's incredible how these images can simultaneously blur the line between being blessed and cursed. They make you question what you're looking at while also leaving you unable to look away. Thanks for compiling these blursed gems into a video - they certainly left me with a mix of fascination and bewilderment. Keep up the blursed content!"

[@ApocalypticJay]

this. this is a funny idea.

[@4-bit_barker]

Plot twist: commenter is chat gpt itself

[@JadianRadiator]

12:45 You sure as hell better not commit crimes. Because that cat's the Punisher

[@ComradeCorvus]

The thumbnail is kinda like the next Pathfinder character I plan on playing. A bard whose rapier sword also functions as a bow for his violin.

[@coreythebludragon1986]

Former subway employee here, the big knife, or the sandwich cleaver as it's officially named is per resteraunt, each store has a different blade forged from sword steel. Ours was a two handed nikatana, unwieldy but it got the job done. The uses for the store's sandwich cleaver are not just art related, each subway employee is expected to be capable of utilizing the sandwich cleaver as a weapon for taking out the trash, self defense, cutting sandwiches that have bacon, capicola, or any stringy meat, alongside the proper matinence, cleaning and repair of the sandwich cleaver. Often the sandwich cleaver is used to duel the subway manager, the managers have the ability to duel other mangers to take control of the looser's store. While the blades are sharp they are still more dull than our multi colored bread knives, however the longer reach allows one to fend off a supprise attack from I'll prepared rival stores. As they say in subway, sandvitchitio tomat peperoni. The dynasty never dies.

[@Eeevonn]

I’m just dying from “what do I call him? …he’s a sex icon that’s for sure.”

[@rathercalmfellow7734]

5:12 THE LIKE BUTTON GLOWS WHEN HE SAYS THUMBS UP

[@Justmemes-ec6cf]

If someone says subscribe the subscribe button lights up but I didn't know what did that for the thumbs up button thanks

[@KlausDieFuchs]

The coins on their edges, looks like they're all pennies and nickels which have flat edges instead of ridged like quarters and it is actually possible to stand those two denominations on their edges like that. Impressive that the desk is level enough and stable enough for it, or perhaps the latter was made up for by absolute tenacity and patience.

[@SilentHallows]

You can stand a chair up on 1 leg if you find the correct Center of Gravity, its all patience and determination

[@lorivaldez4839]

These make me laugh in so many ways😂

[@aDog420]

0:59's "These two guys hated eachother playing martin warfare" has to be the best irl typo ever made

[@thisandthatwithjoss]

That perfect Chills impersonation! Also the word's 'defrost' lol

[@pourocks]

It is a message to Hasbro to give us back the actual lore and depth of the series. Pretty sure it's too late, though

[@TheFluffyStuffieSystem]

This is why I haven’t been able to sleep in the last 3 days /j 39:50

[@pourocks]

@@TheFluffyStuffieSystem nice

[@TheFluffyStuffieSystem]

@@pourocks Thanks

[@StopmotionSamurai]

I love that Damien just stopped the video to name all of the puppies in the McNugget box.

[@TootiFruuti]

The chills voice KILLS me everytime

[@froggers3690]

8:32 the Chills impression 😂😂

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

"Inflatable unicorn hat for cats. cats love it" No no no, cat's don't give a damn, that's why we can do stuff like that.

[@davidactylus9990]

12:51 Giganticus Nerfius Darticus Blasterus, (The G.N.D.B) The God of Nerf Blasters! Obviously this should have been on R/Bossfight.

[@mattwalters6834]

Love the Chills voice 😂

[@Luckydaloser]

21:27 are we just not gonna acknowledge the fact that the skateboard has no front wheels?

[@TulinPizza]

7:00 that bois a hitmonlee

[@zachattack9455]

31:31 How and why did my brain instantly recognize this line and go “oh yeah that line’s from The Tragedy of Macbeth by William Shakespeare”

[@brano397]

Every time you changed your voice I thought you had invited Nuke Norway from Nukes top 5 to do commentary with you. It was very convincing.

[@eclipsethewinterwolf6536]

31:34 MACBETH I HAD TO READ THAT LINE OUT LOUD IT WAS LIKE “What, you egg!” I had to play as the murderer Lennox And i think Witch two Some others Probably lady macbeth too And then the kid he killed “Mother he has killed me!” Thought it was the funniest shit But “what, you egg!” Was my favorite line Happened like last month or this month

[@oddman3173]

Watched 15 mins, then stopped to go to bed, now laying down to cool off after thinking about the most horrific, downbad backrooms entity ever. You help me fell good, thank you Robin!

[@hiimspee828]

40:04 even without the gorgon's petrifying gaze, I am drastically more afraid of Megoosa than I am of Medusa.

[@sentinelDJ707]

54:58 MORTY! I TURNED MYSELF INTO A HELLFIRE MISSILE MORTY. IM MISSILE RIIIIICK.😂

[@jollyog]

11:30 the biggest voice change I’ve ever seen very good job!

[@phantom_playz5664]

Lol the Singapore Cancer Society’s ashtray made me laugh cry😂. I have never seen this before

[@Lord_Cryptid]

20:04 why?? what did Mumbo do to deserve this?? it looks like shag carpet got glued to his face lol

[@elysegnade9967]

What do you mean blursed images? These are blessed 😂

[@DWAYNE_MASSE_DA_BOI]

40:50 the plot for the video game "kill it with fire"

[@w3irdo.3xe20]

When its the last day of school so you watch emkay

[@XinyueLim.]

Where is school ending? Where you from?

[@Darthbuddy]

Bro I still got one more week where I am 💀

[@XinyueLim.]

@@Darthbuddy my perception of time is failing me. I am very confused by everyone ending school this early in the year.

[@w3irdo.3xe20]

@@XinyueLim. it makes sense for me cus mine started august 10 instead of like the 18th or 17th

[@XinyueLim.]

@@w3irdo.3xe20 i am now more confused

[@sol-leksthewolf5854]

I’m currently dying from a head cold, but this was great.

[@GalacticKayko_]

Am i the only one that listens to this to fall asleep every night? Yes? Well damn-

[@themoonchild7302]

Literally- I can’t sleep without it

[@tempesting5872]

You’re not the only one

[@Wickie-od4pz]

19:11 I am happy that we both first saw deep fried chicken instead of dogs.... makes me feel las bad

[@eclipciadarkmoon4105]

I love that Robin actually knows all the MLP characters... x3 It makes me smile every time I hear that!

[@gamlinggamern]

3:01 nah thats just the average gumball machine in america (right next to it is the gun vending machine)

[@--that1gamer--]

Ad an American I can conform we have this

[@Makethereplyaboutthecomment512]

This is a true THE TOP OF R/BLURSED IMAGES moment

[@vilmoswinkler3050]

not me screenshotting *EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEESE*

[@dylanwoitekaitis4649]

When the three pyramid heads clash in a epic battle the universe will shake as they fight

[@DaPlenThing]

10:16 they should keep it there and turn it into a don’t drink and drive billboard lol

[@bluecrusader6094]

Damien is the funny man. I enjoy

[@cottoncandyskulls]

The angsty teen voice- I can't 😭 Reminds me of Hand Unit 💀

[@Ray.Ray1597]

I absolutely love how many mha references there are lmfao

[@joniroxanne96]

The Racoons be like... Uncle Rocket sends his regards. 😅 That "exclamation mark" cat better be named Snake! 🙃

[@v2t1ty]

3 videos? in a day? nice

[@Lhenaghan]

that picture of the water molecules was in one of my secondary schools science rooms for a few years.

[@ericlathan6178]

The Chun Lee doing heart one, that’s Justin Wong a pro street fighter player who played chun in 3rd strike

[@Duck-Confused]

My finger bled watching this, seriously

[@AthenaPlayz]

51:04 LMAO MIRACULOUS

[@_AngelDusty]

32:10 Thanks for the recognition!

[@Game_guru448]

8:20 his chills voice is spot on😭

[@honeycombgaming8779]

That subway worker yelled bankai right before that

[@Kai-Drinks-Bleach]

BRO THE GIRL AT 15:10 LOOKS LIKE ME AS A TODDLER AND I LITERALLY HAD TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE

[@4-bit_barker]

20:52 I hope that really cool bird has a theme

[@948Banana_Monke73]

I ate a tobasco pepper earlier today and now whenever I laugh I hurt so thank you for giving me pain

[@Y2KNW]

Standing coins on edge is easy. I used to do it when tipping at the bar so the waitress didn't have to pick it up with her fingernails.

[@bleghq]

THE CHILLS VOICE 😭

[@khanneto116]

1:02:05 that "giant can" is a landmine for those who don't know.

[@xavierjustice3277]

help i couldn't feel a heart beat i think i might be dead

[@speed_311]

8:34 - YO!! IT'S MY BOY, SONIC! LEZ GOOOO

[@echoarchive2024]

24:42 if its a intel based mac, it can run windows, either through bootcamp or natively

[@user-dz8oz5dz7t]

It's freaky how the cursed pikatchu at 10:40 looks like scp-173.

[@CesarCalad]

DAMEIN YES BACK ON THE EMKAY EVEN IF ITS JUST A RE RUN

[@CassidieWorld]

I just wake up to this in my brain hurts now. Thanks. 55:37

[@adriannaing6079]

i just got flashbanged by the white screen at the start

[@user-yg6fl4iz9g]

7:31 “ get the fire fox in here👍”

[@esmerayofficialyt]

9:11 thatz actually from "the haunting of hill house" itz a rlly good zhow!

[@PabloXd508]

40:05 Damien sounding like a mythological creature ☠️☠️

[@zizzy-kitty]

The first one should be on r/bossfight

[@Stmate03]

funny story, I actually dual wielded calculators during my math finals, so the calculator meme is relatable

[@-_M-_]

11:35, was funny the first time and still hilarious the second time XD

[@Starlightprotogen]

HAHAHAHAHA GOODBYE KITTY 5:46

[@dorianrivera3819]

"Martin Warfare" treyarchs greatest achievement

[@mari_eller]

i love yassified damian. i need a daily dose of yassified damian

[@AthenaPlayz]

8:20 OMG THAT VOICE YES

[@Th4t0nePersOn-1]

3:13 The INVISA CAR!

[@The_Drip_Beats]

for clarification the letter notebooks are just pieces of wood with the notebook cover on or they painted it

[@Graytail]

04:09 I wish my friend and I had done this when playing DukeNukem64... He'd always go to the same spot to camp and then just watch my part of the screen to see where I was coming from. It was the level with the submarine, he'd camp the spot where, I think it was a rocket launcher? would spawn ontop of the castle.

[@ColaCannon1]

Why is no one going to talk about how Damien can do a perfect Top 15s impression?

[@Freylefox]

7:27 it’s sad that the fox died now we will never know what he said

[@sammy_the_bean]

To think how much the background changes it surprising

[@user-iy2gv2qv7e]

the thumbnail immediately made me think "cross sans"

[@jordandabbs9805]

I know a guy on Playstation that sounds identical to chills and I confronted him about it, he got real quite and dodged the question. Im convinced I played RL with chills and no one can tell me shit otherwise

[@ColdGecko-jn7sg]

39:22 the employee "oh sorry i forgot to cook em"

[@the_comfy_studioakawolfhor305]

54:51 ayyy I was also born on a year of the rat!

[@corben2354]

Emkay, live long and prosper😂