THE BEST OF r/COMEDYHEAVEN

An hour of the top posts from r/Comedyheaven on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Robin ► / xycronva
Jack ► / @jaymick
Damien ► / notdamienlee
Damien | A COMMUNIST, ARE YOU: 00:00:00
Jack | leave me alone: 00:12:06
Damien | nice: 00:22:53
Robin | the: 00:36:17
Damien | QUAGMIRE TOILET: 00:48:31

[@JeremyPorcelain]

‘The Cat in the Ass’ is my favourite Dr. Seuss book

[@istoleyourtoastez]

Lol

[@NiKo2935]

i thought it was the ass in the cat

[@Clenner0]

HEHEHEHEHE

[@redestroyer7994]

Damien is the funniest one due to his laugh as well as his narration lol

[@jaycenotsoanimations9216]

30:18 I actually have that book

[@bluberrisberris]

breadsticck

[@crazy4candy_]

Man, I miss Damien. He's an awesome narrator, sad he left EmKay. Not that I don't like Lexi, Robin, and Jack, but Damien was great too. Edit: I know Damien is back guys thx lol

[@diputston]

Yeah

[@RealRaptor2]

Why did he leave

[@thatpaigeperson9877]

he still has his own channel (damien lee) in case you didnt know!!

[@protomae]

Deelee

[@Katechan2.]

True

[@Volvith]

*@EmKay Pin this, the world needs to know:* A Lexus GX would have an interior volume of between 4 million and 6 million cubic centimeters. 10,000 bees fit into a space of approximately 6300 cubic centimeters. So effectively: (5,000,000 / 6300) * 10,000 = 7,936,507 bees on average. Or between 6,349,206 and 9,523,809 bees, assuming western honey bees. This is assuming they're squished together, so for a more realistic estimate, the lower end of that range would be more representative of the actual amount of bees in the car. Bear in mind these are rough approximations, and the amount of bees can vary based on age of the bee, exact type of bee, as well as how hard you squish them together, but i don't think the absolute upper limit of quantity of bees smushed in a Lexus GX would surpass 12 million bees. So next time you and your friends bring up how many of which animal can fit in a Lexus GX, you can impress your friends by telling them how many bees fit in a Lexus GX under a number of different circumstances! :)

[@garakthetailor]

Hero

[@Deegonbeefon]

Epic

[@mystuff8602]

"... but I am worried, it has anti-christian undertones" made me laugh so hard 😂

[@Cloud_hair]

Bruh

[@BinglesP]

I'm assuming it was because the apple could be interpreted as the "forbidden fruit", but yeah it's quite the absurd assumption lmao

[@NiKo2935]

@@BinglesP that makes sense

[@MelonyMelonester]

this is true heaven

[@Ad0_657]

The heaven of comedy

[@N0tasava7]

YES

[@Agent2ghost]

It indeed is

[@Mahier_theguy]

How can one call "PREGNANT ALIEN SEX" heavenly

[@PurpleGuyofficialreallegit]

Bluds laugh bro I’m dead 💀

[@hopefulbunni]

I don´t know what´s funnier,the memes or Damien´s laugh

[@grilledpook]

i love these videos because it feels like im looking at memes with someone and i don't have to actually go on reddit to find good ones

[@zerrierslizer1]

3:04 Norwegian here! Can confirm. nothing like a quick stripe of my enemies crushed and powdered bones to lighten the mood and energize me to end more of'em.

[@Sonic.exe_uwu666]

WTF DUDE IS BLITZØ!

[@Chaotix_Skyz]

Tord????

[@averageutuber3289]

Man EmKay, you have yet to disappoint. Every vid is just like a bag of cucumbers. I eat the bag and not the cucumbers and it tastes very good 😋

[@Mx.Conflicted]

Wh-

[@goldfish3151]

what 😦

[@Mushie_lol]

Same!! It tastes amazing 😁

[@hexonictheverymediocre]

r/comedyheaven

[@sorathespiritwolf5905]

Same.

[@MawdyDev]

Oh my god I remember watching Between the Lions in like 2nd grade (2005 I think?) and I legitimately had no idea what it was called, and haven't seen it since then so it's nothing more than a vague memory. Until watching this video I thought it had merely been a fever dream. Thank you.

[@strangegaybeing]

12:14 my calculations, assuming that one bee is 0.5cm x 0.5cm x 1.8cm and that a Lexus GX has a volume of 1832 litres, result in 4,070,704 bees

[@Wazzup41407]

Wow, that is less than I thought. Not by a lot, but still less than I expected.

[@hamburmer]

Thank you sir

[@burntforce1]

nerd

[@icecreamget]

What kind of bees you got that are 1.8cm long? Could definitely get a lot more bees in there if you squish em real tight.

[@Perrypool09]

Absolutely one of my favorite Subreddits

[@your_fireplace]

i absolutely love the emkay community, some of the nicest people you’ll meet on the internet ‼️‼️‼️

[@triblast9538]

2:14 was the most contagious laughter I've ever heard.

[@Ghost-Yourmomsgay]

15:50 what makes me uncontrollably mad is the fact there's only 7 hotdogs.

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

I like how the person listening to only Crazy Frog broke the laws of time to listen to it for about 18 years in the span of 1 (since there's 525,600 minutes in a year)

[@BinglesP]

Probably played it on multiple devices simultaneously to get the effect though

[@wall-knight2830]

Damien's sniper impression near the beginning was genuinely phenomenal

[@cewla3348]

Schnipin's a good job, mate!

[@AverageConsumer-uj8sm]

no timestop?

[@AverageConsumer-uj8sm]

1:24

[@louseflyemilacemacko381]

10:55 that man ain't chunky Dora the explora, he's that big ass red chicken!

[@BinglesP]

4:51 is a really wholesome boomer comic actually. It shows you why books are so good to begin with, without having to compare them to phones or anything. Plus the character is a cute little goober guy

[@TheGameboyNerd23]

Dude I can’t with Damien’s laugh at 2:15

[@aniemato]

have a nice watch everyone

[@Razer_-fe9mo]

As a big fan of unfunny jokes, this is very funny to me.

[@BrianTwo]

go look in the mirror, you find a real unfunny joke.

[@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao]

3:03 as someone who learned german in 6th grade i can confirm this is an average german breakfast

[@frogchan1623]

11:50 Ah, yes My favorite Steven Universe character *SPINAL*

[@Mhero117]

21:08 wort wort wort Lmao 🤣 I was not prepared for that.

[@spamtonn]

perfect, a comedy heaven video for after finishing an artwork based off "i hope you miss me in heaven", nice 👍

[@Shipnot_Nonindustries]

21:01"That speech is incomprehensible" *activates sangheili*

[@Damaged262]

I can’t remember the last time I’ve burst out laughing, human (personal lose) suffering and all, but damn, this had me busting a gut at points. Well done.

[@bizzarebear]

Had me busting a nut

[@MMMMMMM-q3h]

HOLY SHIT! So many Emkay videos released in a single day!

[@wholesand]

F for Austin the purple kangaroo

[@LuigiMan2401]

1:24 Nice one Damien! That sniper impression was spot on!

[@wowjennawow]

the only thing about me that’s going to heaven is apparently my sense of humor

[@BillHaleyfan26]

the way damien said PISS made me laugh harder then it should have

[@stevebishop5323]

As soon as I saw thumbnail my body exploded laughing for no reason

[@DefinitelyNotSonic]

2:16 The laugh is priceless 😭

[@brightblackhole2442]

40:56 the sequel to the award-winning "star fruit": the even more extravagant, brain-numbingly beautiful "green"

[@chrismaslar1725]

I don't know about the rest of you When he pronounced spinel like he did It's a shivers down my spine

[@Cloud_hair]

me too

[@ninjaox3459]

I love emkay so much

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Day 1042 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

[@Aidennt]

GAWD DAYUMN

[@Schmunkly]

No feedback for Jack.

[@jurassicrainwing]

Bros been going forever

[@wldFlwern]

12:52 Ibuki, but drunk but I actually got excited when I saw Ibuki-

[@liaplaysgames4413]

Omg I noticed that too

[@minaso1000]

Same

[@itsjustmenova]

Thank you for reminding me about the FarQuaadratic Formula

[@at0m1c2]

best subreddit fr

[@Wellalrightthen.]

14:34 When your cooking is only as scrumptious as your tunes.😂

[@Toaster_in_a_cupp]

i have found a new way i wanna die by laughter

[@highdefinition450]

a lot of these aren't so bad it's good, they're just funny lol

[@krackerbacker]

Hey I was watching r/starterpacks!!

[@sinox5]

2:43 i love how its going from most recent to oldest

[@leahliederman]

The farquaadatric formula crqcked me up so much😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Incineration72]

3:18 im naming all of my charmanders in my future nuzlockes hamilton now and no one can stop me

[@johnhammrich8082]

Emkay I love your videos

[@lexodus8552]

the breadsticck got me XD

[@SmoothCriminal69]

These memes have been approved by a Smooth Criminal

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

53:11 Holy shit I never thought I'd see someone send someone else a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comic panel

[@tallussy_hallussy]

I STARTED SOBBING ON THE LAST ONE-

[@lorivaldez4839]

True comedy gold here👍😊

[@ThatSkyKyle]

2:16 HELP THAT LAUGH😂😂😂

[@Kiba_910]

“Sasuke go vroom vroom”😂😂

[@Atoaster-ul6pe]

1:27 when Damien said piss he had sounded like the Sniper from TF2

[@cutiep00]

I keep forgetting damien is the "this muffin looks an awful lot like a hamster, someone baked a hamster into my muffin" guy.

[@BR00KIES_D3N]

the thumbnail is what I type in when I inspect a text on any website in the computer lab

[@matthewdaye5410]

Thanks spongebob for making an entire generation think jellyfish electrocute stuff....

[@Lovequinnswifey]

I almost started choking on my cereal on the farquaadratic formula

[@Puppyboi1908]

BRO THE AH AH HA IS ANOYING, but still awsome video

[@soaringsquid0.129]

I want more Damien doin Sniper impressions NOW WAAAAAAAAAH 👶👶

[@Kiba_910]

If Naruto Was In The Cars Movie this is what there names would be “Sasucar Vroomchia” and “Caruto Cruisemaki”😂😂😂 I laughed so hard at those names😂😂😂

[@DestinyYlisse]

*I look at the thumbnail* Electric Sign:Peepee poopoo. Me:Heh heh, funny sign!

[@bethswiftie]

I love damien for not using the r word

[@BinglesP]

I mean, he isn't allowed to swear at all on this channel, so he wouldn't have to either way Still a great guy though, I've never heard him say it on his personal channels where he isn't censored so that's good

[@bethswiftie]

@@BinglesP yes ik but it wasn't like he actually said it and then it was censored. Like they don't say the "f-word" whenever it comes up y'know?

[@synthwav_]

24:46 did not expect to see neil cicierega here lmao

[@BasilFromOmori143]

was looking for this

[@hazelpeacegarden9109]

3:03 as a German i can confirm. I love my mayonnaise towels!!

[@Gobbler_kittenz]

Hole shizzle you just unlocked a memory I had of between the lions I saw one episode in elementary in kindergarten

[@OmegaEOT]

Damien having an existential crisis over a mobile game about peeling stuff has made my day. 56:45 btw

[@thatoneslushieaddict]

4:03 I’d just like to add that Chip Zdarsky is now the current writer of the Batman comics, and has also written a critically acclaimed series of Daredevil

[@TCT2023]

1:26 Literally ever Sniper main in existence XD

[@Blair_Kool]

As an SU fan 11:50 made me levitate.. spineal plush!

[@theblackthorn4605]

Best Super Mario Bros. impression I've ever heard.

[@iancalizandanar3512]

2:17 That Weeze Was Legendary

[@nathanides7584]

16:00 wow, that was sang so good.

[@Karagianis]

that person answering green to the blueberries being the only fruit named for a colour post were so close. The only needed to put Greengage and it would have been RIGHT! LOL

[@y.j.6311]

Breadsticcck 😂😂😂

[@usoppfangirl8153]

Breadsticck

[@Ethylus]

@@usoppfangirl8153😂😂😂

[@user-nj9yu4fb7c]

2:56 As a Norwegian i can confirm that we eat the crushed up bones of our enemies for breakfast.

[@WinterGamesYT]

47:01 oh my god dude "alphabet superheroes" was my childhood 😭

[@RonaldTheBarnOwl]

2:16 the laugh tho 💀

[@unknown_guy5366]

5:44 there is a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip which had a similar concept, however using then retail masters Sears and Kmart as places to buy a child.

[@slothwithsweater7845]

my interne went out at 16:09 so all i heard was "hah-" followed by silence and i straight up thought it was part of the joke

[@robindabird7467]

After the bike thing, I got an ad about bikes lol

[@Not_VeryPink]

I use to have the Halloween shirt that said “candy first, then floss.”

[@Anime_Weeb135]

Lol jokes on you I looked up the toad video :)

[@alexandretargino6571]

Micheal, the damned. Even Maurice cowers to his sheer power.

[@feralforestfae5439]

40:03 no but the fact that the original person asked themself the question and someone else answered XD

[@ihyenayou]

3:05 as a Norwegian I can confirm that’s what I eat for breakfast every day

[@juST_LuKe-fw1ck]

THE LAUGH 2:14 LMAO

[@jaimewood5983]

I love the fact yur voice changes casually throughout the vid

[@ZNEO3NZ]

39:12 I think this cat needs help, can we get a hostage negotiator on the line?

[@canos_nightout]

breakfeast around the world got me like wtf MAN!

[@darryllmaybe3881]

40:54 I was gonna say orange, but this is much better.

[@KugelWasHere]

i peel good lmfao

[@JadianRadiator]

2:17 FarQuad's name was my favorite joke for the parents. Clearly "f***wad"

[@timbrow7759]

18:00 the red bar at the bottom indicates you watched the whole video bro 🤣 KZbin called you out!

[@RestiveRecord10]

as a half British, half Peruvian, I can confirm that each day I have to eat a 1998 Ford Focus along with beans and sadness each morning

[@edwinbank5309]

I died at Roy’s roys