THE TOP OF r/TINDER

[@imightbefaye]

The thumbnail was enough for be to know what was about to go down yet I still wasn’t expecting some of it. Emkay is always unexpectable at this point

[@KingCobra6972_]

Meesa gonna show you who's boss

[@zdelrod829]

@@KingCobra6972_ Meesa going to enjoy this.

[@kamiraofthewoods]

**holding cross** THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU-

[@-IceCat-]

@@kamiraofthewoods *Brings Waluigi* THE POWAH OF WAH COMPELS YOU.

[@imightbefaye]

@@KingCobra6972_ No please- JAR JAR NO-

[@Mr.Onyx5827]

The one where the 3 roommates are sharing a account is surprisingly wholesome, like 3 genuine bffs just honestly trying to get a date 😂

[@BritishMotherfucker]

Right!? Lol

[@MareCat31]

Damien : "hey Danny!" Me: I may not be a Pearlman,but I do have an oyster between my legs.

[@Brient_]

Loo l

[@Honest_Mids_Masher]

I think that'll make anyone clam up

[@VidGirl88]

Emkay over here pointing out the lack of market share for men's sexy underwear.

[@sonwuquan7980]

So like 👀 what do you think men should wear though

[@LiamMcBride]

it exists, you just gotta know where to find it at, they primarily target the Gay community though but it does exist

[@boyvol6428]

@@LiamMcBride does it work on women too?

[@TheAlolanRaichu]

@@boyvol6428 as a man whos never dated, and never worn them, through the power of correlation, yes.

[@m3lat0n.1n]

'I only need to know two things. 1) Do you like being choked? 2) How do you like your eggs in the morning?' thats like the best one ive ever seen holy shit

[@JuanRodriguez-ce8vs]

"Can I rub them against your faith?" I fucking died

[@ogluqqychess4452]

tecthath thainthaw mathacre

[@ogluqqychess4452]

that was mike tyson saying texas chainsaw massacre

[@GenTheFurredArtist]

The one where the guy hid innuendos in his messages... That is serious dedication.

[@MKTB22]

Alright, now time for the sequel.

[@cameronveintidos4281]

18:20 the crickets outside my window made this so much funnier 🤣

[@themostbluefox6912]

It is a good one

[@tristanbw]

i became a huge emkay fan after seeing one of their vid on my recomended and i was in the thumbnail

[@RyanCoomer]

I am a zookeeper in chicago and I regularly feed the hippos day old sausages so they have a taste of their home. I put strings on the sausages and swing them around the hippos they get so mad at me and scream but it's an obsession sometimes the hippos try and break out of their cages but I keep swinging those hotdogs in wide circles over their heads. Luckily my boss doesn't know I do this or my coworkers

[@rymacreeks2k07]

based

[@LimeLoaf]

Very based

[@wagiqwq]

What a psychopath

[@zxnggn8155]

Super based

[@thehyperchargedcucco3379]

Mega based

[@BringBackFacetFortnite]

1:50 was jumpscared when he said Dorian. I listen to this in the background for my recording and when you said my name I jumped because no one’s on a call or at my house

[@lowfn]

I think the worst aspect of tinder isn't the bots or the thirsty people, but the people who are just brick walls that respond with "yes." "k" and so on and don't get any joke that ain't some knock knock ass cross the street shit

[@ktm.wtf.]

I want tinder so bad now.

[@shronkler1994]

turn back NOW!!!!!!

[@ktm.wtf.]

@@shronkler1994 too late….

[@katakuri7526]

His laugh is addicting 😅 You will never know the answer to which person I’m talking about 😈

[@Non-binary_id0t]

True

[@doktorlarkey]

WHICH HE

[@Meaniepanini305]

WHICH HE

[@petreao3821]

WHICH HE

[@Crythizm]

WHICH HE

[@Emerald-t7k]

33:45 wtf this persons smooth as hell

[@L0AD1NG_SCR33N]

3:45 that chills impression is spot on ;-;

[@remember_this1336]

23:45 yes. Exactly. Do it.

[@CabooseVA]

3:45 DAMN, THAT CHILLS IMPRESSION CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD 🤣😂😂😂

[@BackStabbath919]

I didn't expect this to be so wholesome

[@ButterFromDiscord]

49:15 KZbin keeps skipping chapters so I’m just putting this here so I don’t lose all my progress trough the video

[@Aerial_Ace573]

10:20 This is teaching me that memelords are attracted to each other.

[@BritishMotherfucker]

Fr

[@nordbros2808]

I'm in general very bad in relationships stuff, because literally never had any, and also I'm clinically boring person. And when I was 19 and was completely alone I decided to make tinder. On literally second day I got first match who decided to message me. But yeah, with that I never before had experience in all this stuff our chat turned to way of me telling her tips in fridge repairing (she just said me that used fridge which she bought making weird noices), old family recipe of apple pie etc. and at some point she just deleted her acc before we get any other contacts... Then for an over half of year i not got any match, and just threw this idea away... So I love to say "my only one tinder experience was in talking about fridge repairing..."

[@606aichan7O7]

Same for the first part, but I never decided to try Tinder or anything similar - I try to make friends online, but I'm still too socially inactive online to do that effectively and/or long term🙃 + keeping up w/ irl friends online usually hasn't gone great either (not that it's great irl, but somehow I think I'm just way worse online..)

[@jaowellman9786]

18:50 that Mike Tyson got me LMAO

[@R0ttenT33thxyz]

Bro Michelle and Josh felt like 2 bots matching with eachother

[@Tokomori56]

I didn't know SCP-3199 liked human things and even drinked water how nice.

[@100realspaghettios]

THE "mmm'kay" GOT ME BY SURPRISE

[@skeebusyeebus5026]

aight, time to waste the last period of school on this

[@Dave_the_person]

1:16 BRO THIS IS JUST MY IC STEEVE WHO IS 50 CATS IN A TRENCH COAT!!

[@err0r-s3archer]

2:50 PeRrY tHe PlAtYpUs?!

[@gamingfurlife825]

It's 2 am and ppl in my house wake up at 4 am, fricken laughing my butt off ain't helping. 😂😂😂

[@ouchtor]

3:49 was so clever I almost had a stroke

[@FuyushiV]

32:33 A living deity has shown its presence

[@thecharredwitch]

They DEFINITELY make sexy underwear for men😂😂

[@sonwuquan7980]

okay, recommendations?

[@thecharredwitch]

@@sonwuquan7980 I mean I like the tighter boxer briefs or the jock strap looking ones😛❤️😂😂😂

[@waddledoo3474]

1:58 looks like all those jokes were about to CRASH AND BURN

[@trimtoaster5981]

Swiped right on this video.

[@Bodhi437]

Pick up line: are you the French Revolution? Bc I’m losing my head over you 😎😎

[@SeregiaRAWKSSS]

I panicked for a good minute when I heard my real life name and I was like: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Then I went: OH WAIT I NEVER USED TINDER A quiet pause. Continues screaming in confusion

[@Psychogoddess]

“When you send a meme to someone on tinder and get the same energy back” * *Laughs in personality disorder* *🤣🤣

[@calamitalcomputers]

When that one post about height divides by 16 even though height is base 12 so it would be a difference of 18 from 6’6” to 5’0”. (In the imperial system ofc.)

[@persson3233]

3:45 "now number five" bro that was funny, damn i almost shat my pants🤣🤣

[@itbesid1566]

I originally read the thumbnail as “Sh*tlord”, and honestly that name combined with the picture would have made it 10 times funnier

[@linklink3069]

That Brooklyn nine-nine this was hilarious

[@Magnus_551]

1:16 I didn’t know scp 3199 knew english

[@QueenAmour8888]

These brings back good memories!!! Loll dating apps are fun man

[@vert2552]

Damn, waiting in a afterline is so missed opportiunity to check how legit she is with a Cyberpunk reference Like drinking Martinez or smth

[@alyssiab1305]

THE TOP OF r/TINDER

[@EmKay]

yes

[@IrlRamona]

r/Technicallythetruth

[@alyssiab1305]

Omg god the holy hand of reddit just talked to me I comment thus thinking no one would find this so I could know if y'all changed the title

[@jackkingsman2758]

32:40 I was so ready for a rick roll in that poem

[@goosieschmoo8239]

I AM CRYING THIS IS HILARIOUS.

[@bloodforthebloodgod7024]

I like how Damian keeps forcing people to be in love.

[@marcusrashid]

The gods have answered!! Thank you :)

[@NintendoCat-nb8uu]

I’m in love with john

[@JeremyPorcelain]

‘Leg’s a 1/2 but personality’s a 10/10” Stanzi Potenza, 2022

[@theultimategodlygoose4970]

Ha ha watching this and my sister is having a seizure 😂

[@mellow_mallow]

hope ur sister is ok

[@MrHydeViktor]

I always smile and laugh when I hear robin :D

[@drenter477]

Title should’ve been “Most Swiped of r/Tinder” Otherwise amazing vid!🎉

[@InkyWinkDink]

29:26 Gosh dang, that was good af.

[@GlaziolaNacht]

Does anyone know what exactly happened to both Damien and Slazo? Did they leave or were they kicked out? Just curious

[@demiaries5981]

I believe both moved on to focus on their own things/channels.

[@GlaziolaNacht]

@@demiaries5981 ah ok, thanks

[@JasminMiettunen]

Pretty sure Slazo still owns the channel

[@kaw8473]

My husband's profile literally said "if you can't hold a decent conversation, don't bother messaging me"

[@i_heart_mimi]

9:26 I.CAN.EXPLAIN. She adopted two children with her husband but didn't divorce him after she realized she was a lesbian.

[@therealberubessho]

Husband is nonbinary prefers masculine terms

[@graceb7167]

If someone texted me with that giraffe one it would actually touch my heart though haha

[@whizthesugoi]

My girl J Quelling will never stop being funny

[@hushgames2976]

6:14 wow there was some trauma behind that

[@steveobarrow3306]

The 1st one hit hard

[@Akila-]

56:43 the bars are 🔥🔥

[@helo-helo-wowwiee]

23:21 *PTSD FROM GRADE SCHOOL*

[@610_senpaibaka_soffbordet]

I fully trust John being a human

[@josephemerson4896]

whos gonna tell em 1'6" isnt 16" ? 👀👀

[@blackburngaming8345]

"iT's A wEbSiTe ThErE's No ApP yEt. Wait, is there an app? Have I been doing this wrong?"

[@Enrevibility]

I found this in an R/Choosingbeggars playlist, but it's entertaining, so I don't care-

[@ginkeijunichiro2385]

Idk what I am doing, but me shall laugh :D

[@MRENIGMAWYA]

emkay sings how bob ross paints

[@naomiwhite3657]

*The pic on the video* SMASH! 1:16 SMASH! 9:03 SMASH!….(both of them at the same time…)

[@ThatBlackGirlMagic]

I am in love with the B99 convo. I'd marry that guy.

[@gangstablook5846]

33:35 Bro's literal Shakespeare

[@ShadowShowers]

something in me screamed when it said "Alice" and "Palace" i dunno maybe ive played too much p5s

[@UnderscoreOfficialIThink]

These guys have been swiped more times than baby shark has been viewed.

[@maisiemayhem6697]

Only legends know that this was reuploaded

[@Lordbear321]

Thumbnail got me

[@antantgaming7720]

FYI if you get ad, you can press the info button beside the time -> stop seeing this ad -> yes -> cancle, then the add goes away I am here to spread my wisdom

[@signoreddit]

duh

[@Buddz-ky1sk]

10:36 yknow what, she has a good point… that does mean you like each other a LOT

[@peytonvader882]

Romance ain’t dead it just taking a break😂

[@AizanOG]

HOW DID 160 PEOPLE WATCH A 58 MINUTE VIDEO IN 3 MINUTES?!

[@Octo_0687]

Hi speedrunners.

[@randomdudeofdahood3973]

Well, it only takes half a minute of uninterrupted watching for it to count as a view. That's how.

[@MissThaaang]

I sleep with socks on.. I feel attacked

[@peterhirn9687]

32:35 i love it.

[@TheWaterUnderTheBridge]

1:05. Damien I'm sure you'll be happy to know they did eventually met in person and have ben together for a while now

[@BaconBalling]

I don’t use tinder but DOES TINDER NOT HAVE DARK MODE? IF IT DOES WHY DOES NOBODY USE IT?

[@darrellshepherd9948]

Damians revenge is upon us

[@gangstablook5846]

18:55 Remember, the path to Eden is clear to those who have Faith

[@SophieMPalmer]

Damien: Come here Danny, I'm your man. Me: r/suddenlygay

[@spork20]

5:13 oh hey another Dorian

[@unknown20005]

yeah i guess everyone does like freezing there feet off with no socks these day’s huh

[@manidontexistaccordingtoyt4619]

15:52 NOOOOO

[@sorro9523]

3:38 we need the full cover

[@secretly-a-kobold]

I use the old English pronunciation of GIF, yiff

[@Loooore3483]

1:25 This is some SCP bs I mean literally, it's SCP 3199

[@JosiahTheRoach]

4:48 as a certified Josh...

[@dinanddejong]

when Robin said gif he said the dutch word for poison

[@kaidupree3564]

11:39 it's not even sixteen inches which pissed me off lmao. why do the math when you can't even do the math tsk tsk tsk

[@C-Midori]

Not me waiting for the gayest of r/suddenlygay