The Tower Of London's Most Dangerous Prisoner Wasn't Even Human

[@Thoughty2]

Correction: The two wives of Henry VIII that were executed at the Tower were Anne Boleyn and Catherine Howard - this grave error somehow got missed and I apologise. I really should know better!

[@AnonimityAssured]

You certainly know how to get people rushing to the comments section. Well pinned!

[@beyonddark]

Lol GRAVE error no pun intended

[@thoughty2fan278]

I’m sure the Flying Spaghetti Monster will find it in his loving meatballs to forgive you

[@simoncarter4576]

Your researcher on their way to the Tower as we speak?

[@Martin1969dd4]

I was just going to say.. Lady Jane grey? 😂

[@unordinarilyblessedlife]

"As he was murdered by his own body - he died of old age" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 whoever writes the scripts must get an award for the randomest comedy because 😂😂😂

[@JamesFromTexas]

I was lucky enough to be a student ambassador to the UK and Ireland. Happened 25 yeas ago and I always look back on that trip fondly. I still order a full English breakfast when I can find it. Y'all got that nailed down perfectly.

[@BenDover-de7tf]

​@lilyeet1980his name is litteraly "James from Texas" its not that surprising to see the yall lol

[@BenDover-de7tf]

​@lilyeet1980maybe if it was James from Cali it would be cringey lol

[@josephwilliams7995]

What's a full English? I hear about that in Sherlock Holmes stories but I'm not sure what is in it

[@meh.....720]

​@josephwilliams7995 A big ass cooked breakfast. Cooked tomatoes, sausages, bacon, eggs, black pudding, toast or fried bread. And sometimes fried mushrooms and baked beans.

[@ScaryCod]

​@@meh.....720Always baked beans, or should always be

[@katekrylov]

As far as i know the menagerie now consists of only ravens. They are not kept in cages though, but are being fed regularly.There is a legend even, which says that as long as ravens stay in the Tower of London it will be safe.

[@tigrytime658]

Isn’t it London overall. If the ravens leave, London will fall

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

Quoth the Raven: Feed me more!

[@alanholck7995]

Considering his various problems, it would be traditional that Prince Andrew be given a room at the Tower. He could keep the ravens company.

[@tigrytime658]

That would be unfair on the ravens

[@nigeldepledge3790]

@tigrytime658 - that myth applies specifically to the Tower itself.

[@jamesdreads7828]

strongest video for a while imo, absolutely hilarious script and delivery was spot on. thanks a lot

[@RikJSmith]

I absolutely Love all of your Videos !! And I appreciate all the work you need to put in to create each Video . This was definitely a great one !! So much info . I knew absolutely none of this . Not sure if all of what you shared is common knowledge or not , but I really enjoyed watching and hearing your voice . I think you were born to be a Public Speaker . You just have one of those Perfect Voices that sound great for any type of Narration . I hope you're doing well and staying safe . Looking forward to your next Video . 🎸

[@PatrickImboden]

Another interesting and great video. I just love your storytelling talent. It's always really educational and fun to watch . Thank you!

[@NuLiForm]

He is the Best, isin't he?...Man needs an Award of some kind, imho.

[@TheArtofFugue]

Totally agree. Thoughty2 is by far one of the best on YT

[@merlapittman5034]

I'd forgotten that there used to be a menagerie at the Tower of London - very interesting and entertaining video! I appreciated the references to Monty Python (It's only a flesh wound!) and Star Trek - 😂. I gotta say, I still do a bit of a double-take when I hear someone refer to the king; I unconsciously still expect to hear "queen ".

[@jensphiliphohmann1876]

07:28 _...higher mortality rate than a redshirt in Star Trek._ Love this. 😄 However, Scotty was also a redshirt in TOS but he wore plot armour. 😎

[@s.3834]

Canadian and just visited the tower for the first time in April. I loved this video ❤

[@Elliamy01]

This has to be the best semi satirical, educational, shitpost, this year!

[@drcongoorrepublicofcongo9747]

The animal gifting is some of the most random and weird events in history.

[@steveross8364]

"We no longer serve elephants buckets of merlot" You haven't seen my useless neighbours wife at Christmas then...

[@nmxsanchez]

LOL 😂

[@billyyank2198]

If I remember correctly, King Richard charged Prince John with causing a foul stench in the monarchy. For that reason, he decreed that all the toilets in the kingdom were to called johns. He then imprisoned Prince John in the Tower of London and made him part of the tour. Right after that he knighted Robin of Locksley and kissed Maid Marian before allowing them to get married. It’s good to be the king.

[@unknown_gamer8200]

I love how you keep these videos entertaining and funny at the same time as actually being educational it's amazing Damn most likes I've ever got lmao

[@jamesmoriarty9433]

Calling out the woke garbage at 8:44. Based Thoughty2 is based.

[@RikJSmith]

​​@@jamesmoriarty9433 Hi . How are you doing ? We're seeing the word " woke " being thrown all over the place . Could you please explain the way it's now being used , or the context that all these kids are using it in now ? I'm a few years shy of 60 , I'm definitely not illiterate , but it seems like a lot of younger people are changing the definitions of words every other day to suit their needs . And this time it seems the definition of the word WOKE is going to stick . Thanks . Hope you're doing well . 🎸😎🎸

[@tomorrowhowever7488]

@@RikJSmith I had the same trouble with "Yeet". I usually ask my son but, he's 44 so sometimes I have to find an even younger alternate. 🤣🤪

[@soundscape26]

@@jamesmoriarty9433 As seen in other videos Thoughty is quite progressive though. He throws jokes around at every ridiculous behaviour no matter which side they come from.

[@unknown_gamer8200]

I'm 15 and I have no idea what woke means 😂

[@qarljohnson4971]

I am genuinely surprised there was not a mention made of the Tower ravens!

[@Mitchellfw]

The lions thing was pretty prevalent in Europe, they were considered symbols of royalty and strength. I remember reading when Mary Queen of Scots moved into Holyrood Palace, there was an empty lion pen. She thought keeping them was cruel and costly and opted not to get one until her husband Lord Darnley insisted on it as a show of royal power over the Scottish people.

[@coreymcqueary5127]

Love a new Thoughty2 video, you have kept up entertained for years, thank you!!!!

[@JoshuaDudeman]

I was thinking the same, mate! He’s seriously been so consistent, hasn’t he!? While I do* enjoy lots of other interesting creators (Vsauce etc), I find they have a tendency to upload only 1-2 videos per month or YEAR. I understand why- but gosh it sure is nice to have some consistency! Cheers 🍻

[@user-qt2we6mb6k]

@@JoshuaDudeman He's a narrator mate. His writers and researchers are why we get so many videos.

[@joz6683]

Timed just right, got in from work, and this will help me relax. Thanks for another great video.

[@yutehube4468]

I'm binge watching so many of your older vids, you are very clever Thoughty2 🙂

[@Lunatic-Beleren]

I always manage to view these in first 10 minutes since i have every one of your stories watched and love them all, thanks for doing this for us!

[@wing_king]

In noticed at 4:22 you said referred to Lady Jane Grey as one of Henry VIII’s wives although. Lady Jane Grey is actually most famous for having the worst royal signature of any British monarch (other than Henry VII of course) you may also know her for having the shortest reign of any female British monarch lasting an astonishing nine days before falling victim to the ever pressing “involuntary neck removal surgery”. Just thought I would mention as I found it a bit odd. 😊

[@wing_king]

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[@wing_king]

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[@yours-truly572]

How is this is more entertaining than anything on TV these days😃😃

[@nmxsanchez]

You look fantastic lately. Havent seen your videos in a bit (not been recommended for somw reason) and i see a huge difference in your face. Keep it up man, great to see it!

[@konakromah2912]

Hey, Thoughty2 there! How do you manage to be so funny about serious stuff.? Your videos are so educational yet so very funny! I have to watch this again, was too busy cracking my ribs to remember much😅 Thanks for being a break from stress.

[@chrisdooley1184]

He’s a right smart git that’s how. And you’re clearly taking the piss going on about cracking ribs from laughing at his stories. While he’s very enjoyable to watch I don’t think I’ve ever cracked ribs laughing 😂

[@cinemartin3530]

The world would be too wonderful if educational institutions had the same presentation of information ...

[@user-qt2we6mb6k]

@@cinemartin3530 Education can be entertaining but it should never, ever be the primary quality which is what we see with this channel. Brilliant channel but he (or his writers) have gotten countless things wrong while presenting them as fact. This is entertainment and not a reliable source for education, I very much hope education does not take this same kind of format.

[@therealkakitron]

"Murdered.. by his own body.. because he died of old age." lol this was awesome 😂

[@darlenefraser3022]

“That moment when someone gifts you with apex predators and you just don’t have anywhere to put them”. Damn. I wish people would stop doing this!

[@HeisenbergFam]

1:20 "stabbed him" Ah yes, most normal day in London, classic

[@denicewinders1521]

I just learned this year that William the conqueror is my direct ancestor. You should make vid of him soon. I know a lot about him but it would be so cool to see what you come up with.🙏😍

[@capedkat]

Thank you for narrating your videos in a way that makes it possible to follow along when vision doesn't work well ♥

[@jimmyjimjims7483]

I mean the fact that only 1 of the ostriches died after being fed nails is impressive, that other ostrich had an iron stomach...

[@X-caliber999]

PLEASE DON'T STOP MAKING VIDS THOUGHTY2. YOU TOO ENTERTAINING

[@ZYX84]

I haven’t seen you in a little while! It is always such a joy to see you. & listening to your wonderful stories is always a wonderful adventure! You always make me very happy & smile which is hard to do sometimes!🤣💫

[@jamesmoriarty9433]

Calling out the woke garbage at 8:44. Based Thoughty2 is based.

[@nunpuiazahkhar]

"Involuntary neck removal surgery" that crack me up 🤣

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

King du jour: We need to address the elephant in the room. Tower keeper: We can't, sire. It's too drunk.

[@JTheCodMan]

Dude ive been listening to your videos for years now and they never get less interesting

[@tobyshimabukuro4414]

Anyone see the original name, “The Tower of London’s Most Dangerous Occupant Wasn’t a Human”

[@KT-zc7lc]

Saw it

[@charlenedalrymple7739]

I was mid watch when it changed 😂

[@Saint_nobody]

That penguin though. 🐧

[@chairmanmeow9255]

Still says that for me 😂

[@lonedragon3261]

The first few minutes were comedy gold. Lucky I wasn't drinking anything at the time.

[@Lucius1958]

Regarding the supposed diet of the ostrich, I believe that Shakespeare had referenced it: _From beggary_ _I plumed thee like the estrich; like that bird,_ _Thou hast eaten metals, and abused my gifts._

[@GoldReefCity]

Always a pleasure to see a Thoughty2 publication

[@chiantiprice92]

I find it horrifying how cruel animals were treated 😵‍💫🤯😵

[@fredflintstoner596]

Mrs Richards: " I paid for a room with a view!" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) " That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"

[@lissi6931]

Brilliant 😆

[@fredflintstoner596]

@@lissi6931 YOU WANT ROOM 16 FOR HIM ?

[@danieldavis9348]

I always enjoy the show. Thanks 👍

[@gothdogs6300]

Great stuff! Been watching years & you never disappoint. Your hard work is very much appreciated 👊🇬🇧

[@SynomDroni]

Nice one, Lad! - and no propaganda.... Thx for creating!

[@crazyanimegamer5667]

I absolutely love this channel!!!! Its fun and educational!!!!

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Luv your videos. Greetings from Germany! ☺️👌❤️

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Love your content, you upload good quality of humor and knowledge in every video. Cant be easy to find all the information.

[@Lizzie-1924]

Love these vids dude! Your content is such a high quality ♥️🫶

[@classydays43]

"That guy gave him three lions, so... He must like exotic animals!" Henry: You shouldn't have... Really.

[@therakshasan8547]

I still look forward to your videos . Thank you .

[@mr_Potato-420]

When i read the title i was like "is he finally gonna talk about the fact that queen elisabeth had demons in her basement"

[@lissi6931]

“Involuntary neck removal surgery” 😂😂😂

[@Cory_Dora]

Haha. Thanks for fixing that mixup in your description. I hope you find the time to edit your video so it doesn’t confuse the newer of history students.

[@mrsimo7144]

Someone in the 18th century thought an ostereg would eat nails?! Incredible. Thanks for the upload ❤️

[@msswaddell]

Love your videos and love your humor. Thank you for what you do. :)

[@lalithajanghamaiha4446]

Was waiting for your video 😅

[@leoarmand751]

Infotainment, a 90’ies term applicable to your 20’ies work. Love it.

[@richewilson6394]

I was hoping you'd mention all the times that Anne Boleyn was cited around the tower. As well as the two princess that were murdered by Richard III supposedly and the tower. Idk I think there is also some ghost stories about animals that are still there on the tower maybe too.

[@lissi6931]

Yes apparently at least one ghost bear and a lion if I remember correctly. Others have reported hearing sounds of different exotic animals too.

[@Elora445]

Excuse me, but there is no evidence that definitely points to Richard III as being the murderer of his nephews. Also, princes, unless they suddenly changed their gender.

[@richewilson6394]

@@Elora445 well the majority of the story is based on is that King Richard III had them do away so that he could take over the throne. Also boys when they were young had long hair as well as could wear dresses as children in the upper class especially during the summer.

[@Elora445]

@@richewilson6394 Some people point out that that particular reason also points to the person who took over the throne after Richard III died. Henry VII also married the boys's older sister.

[@Cee-FC]

"...a sailor died when a baboon threw a canon ball at him" also took ME out 💀

[@SamlSchulze1104]

This guy pokes at DEI. Subbed for life!

[@joshuaspacek88]

Got a great idea for an episode - the children's crusade of 1212 was a very interesting moment history that I do believe is perfect for your channel

[@Jimbob_Offical]

This has got to be my farite video by you, and i have been watching you for 3 years now

[@richardlilley6274]

Thank you for sharing

[@mattiaswesterlund1962]

Once again you just saved my crappy Monday and made it awesome 😍 Would love to see some interesting things about Sweden and i'm sure that we have a lot of commonly unknown stories through history😁

[@sketchylandbeast4378]

It is not important to fuel up after the workput. Sure it doesnt hurt anything but the important fuel is the stuff already in your body. If you want to fuel a car, you give the gas before the trip. Im not saying we are a car, but i am saying its a good analogy. Fuel your workout with protein BEFORE you workout. Wait a bit for your body to begin digesting and not get sick while working out. So eat like an hour before or 30 minutes. Love the content thoughty

[@blackop013]

You could probably do a whole video just on the various escape attempts from the Tower of London.

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[@paulacarlson4365]

I just love your channel thanks for being you!!

[@rachelkerns86]

You had me at pipe cleaners 😂🫶🏻

[@PrairieWolff]

This episode was epic!!😅

[@richardbenson4750]

"Free involuntary neck removal surgery" 😂

[@Kingtrollface259]

i love this man

[@xelasomar4614]

"If you are bold enough to steal really really expensive stuff, you are going to get rewarded". Hasn't that been always the case?

[@coax47]

I seriously enjoyed this video history lesson with a splash of animal cuteness :)

[@iddkirdk3577]

Hey I love your channel, was wondering if you could maybe do the history of cancer I noticed today I’ve never heard of it

[@traceygale9926]

The Crown Jewels are now kept in a bulletproof/tamper proof case and no photos are allowed. You stand on a conveyor path and look as you go past

[@rangingaway92]

I love how ostrich can eat nails. 😂😂😢 That's next level genius. 11:20

[@paulgoogol2652]

Superb story-telling!

[@ShankMaster45]

I love you're videos, they're so fun and interesting to watch, I always get excited when I see that you've uploaded a new video.

[@georgieshelton2318]

"By men dressed as pipe cleaners" omg i laughed so hard!! I'm totally telling my dad this because he served in the Coldstream Guards and was a pipe cleaner impersonator lmao 😂😂😂 ps you're forgoven for mixing up names on account of your humaness :)

[@donm5354]

0:54 Thomas BLOOD 🩸 One helluva name.. Its BLOODY GENIUS!

[@JustafellowHuman54]

I actually just figure out he says thoughty 2 at the beginning and I've always heard 42 for years

[@rileygranderson6125]

I love London so much. Hope I can go there again soon❤️‍🔥 Your videos are amazing and so entertaining✨

[@jerryberry5169]

How tf is this story so funny but so sad at the same time.

[@maximlacroix4013]

Your favourite huel shake keeps changing

[@Zenga01]

Yeah, I really loved the "he was murder by is on body", lol. Don't we all get murder by our on body 😂.

[@sunnyjim1355]

0:34 "There you'll be able to admire the King's ancient crown jewels". Unfortunately you won't, because the original crown jewels (which went back to the middle-ages) were destroyed by Oliver Cromwell.

[@jordanlee2009]

"A monkey threw a cannonball at a mans head" Well i had to rewind 3times coz i was laughing that much .. and then coz i rewound i saw it again 😂

[@TimoFaaumumu]

This narration is wild. 😂

[@griff9288]

And here I assumed Thoughty2 was going to tell us about his former flat

[@tobyshimabukuro4414]

Rip to all the doggos

[@demonflowerchild]

And cats

[@patrickhannon4217]

I'd forgotten we have King just then, wups! LOL "He must be talking about the original Monarch who owned the Crown Jewe.... Ohhhhh, Fuck, I'm an idiot!"

[@doit9575]

Imagine being a Brittish citizen in that era, having no way to know these animals even exist, and then you walk in and see a kangaroo. Like wtf is this thing?!?

[@daiydecampbell-rogers8689]

Weren’t grizzly bears native to England until hunted to extinction

[@delboy9679]

“ like a red shirt in Star Trek “😂🤣😂

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new thoughty2 video > me happy 🥰

[@radchick007]

No matter how hard I try, I will never stop hearing "Hello, 42 here"🤷‍♀️

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Recently new here love your stuff.

[@traceyalex1722]

The double entendres are strong with this one.🤣