The Trolls - S#

Another video of me dooign battle with those internest nasties... Warning, not for those of a nervous disposition
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[@kayfimt7769]

“The only thing I’d like to do with your body is identify it.” OMG that’s so savage, I love it.

[@biffalverado1024]

That is the funniest statement I've heard in a long time. I' can't wait to use it!

[@rcpsammy7186]

Almost choked on my coffee with that one....Epic! 😂

[@richardhamilton9936]

I'm totally stealing that one.

[@davidlomax4028]

Morrissey quote!

[@marunikusbakufu]

Classic!

[@mojobag01]

"As popular as a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album." Take a bow Sir.

[@magnolia972]

The bonus track is 5 minutes absolute silence - best track on the album😄

[@stevedundee866]

OMG that's hilarious 😂😂 love it 👍👍👍

[@johnmiller8322]

Don't worry, don't worry,don't worry, don't worry, don't worry . don't worry. Y. O. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@catsofsherman1316]

I think a 40 minute version of the Nutopian national anthem would be her greatest musical statement ever.

[@johna8973]

Illiteracy , lunacy , stupidity , oh and let's throw in jealousy for Fun . How many of these Trolls are willing to Create their OWN Channel ❓ and put them selves out there like that ❓ haters gonna hate Meanwhile , you Rock On 🤘😎🤘

[@AndyEdwardsDrummer]

Your answers here are brilliant, eloquent, articulate and show up the idiocy of contemporary culture.

[@dwaynejessome1728]

HOLY SHIT!! I just spit my drink out "this person is probably about popular as a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album"

[@anthonyclarke5579]

Can I borrow the dishcloth after you as I just spilt my coffee as well.🤣

[@onsenkuma1979]

'Guilty until proven virtuous' - about as accurate a distillation of the mess we're all in as any I've heard. Cheers Barry...

[@CB-xr1eg]

@@77478SUGARLAND Yes, I think |I might just steal that one, it's a classic!🤣

[@philiphalpenny9761]

Wonderful description...

[@user-zm5sq7zn1j]

@@CB-xr1eg Yes, I’ll be using that one too.

[@Leofwine.]

The Diversity Stazi will never be satisfied; never accommodate or apologise. Great response and content.

[@donyoung7874]

'Diversity stasi'? Racist much?

[@kelvinpell4571]

There is no end to "diversity'.......remember MTV's campaign on people who were 'light black not understanding people who were 'dark black'?".....you could not make it up! Like all fascists, they descend into purity tests until the adults arrive to send them up to bed.

[@keithhughes3419]

You're right. Apologising only leads to more apologising.

[@donyoung7874]

Diversity Stazi? What do they need to apologize for?

[@macheesmo3]

@@donyoung7874 using up my precious oxygen

[@chriswright5016]

Brilliant responses. Greatest hits included: "I think this person is probably about as popular as a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album" and "It upsets me that there's a tree pumping out oxygen somewhere just to sustain you". Classic stuff.

[@dreammachine2013]

😂

[@MrKelleyzinho]

“If I could blow my own trumpet, I would never leave the house.” That killed me.

[@WooBino.]

You'd eventually need to leave to buy Chapstick.🤣

[@phillipsothern8163]

My favourite - “I can’t forget the first time we met, but I promise to keep on trying”. Or something like that 😺

[@patrickmalone9380]

Yes so true

[@jaycoleman8062]

Don't forget cigarettes and groceries. 😂

[@DarkSideOfTheMoule]

I'm a white middle aged man and I love funk, soul and hip hop in addition to classic rock, so I would be quite hurt if someone assumed I did not like them because I am white. At the end of the day, this channel is quite reasonably focussed on classic rock as it would be impracticable to cover all genres of music. For newbies, a quick glance at the reviews confirms this. Please don't change anything about the channel. I love it, including the humour and puns.

[@VigilanteWilliamson]

As a brother who loves rock i feel the same.

[@johnyarusso4953]

I very much enjoyed this episode! I find the trolls rather amusing. I tend to have it out with them when I leave comments. It's usually some Gen-Z who read Wikipedia on some older band and feel they are now experts. They usually end up telling me to go f*** myself then proceed to take their comments down. I get a kick out of it but I'm lucky they don't troll my KZbin channel but that's probably because I only have 3 subscribers!😆

[@notalcno9]

Ditto. Good music comes in all colours and shapes . I love most styles.

[@colinmair9458]

As much as I enjoy your videos and your put downs I think the best way to deal with these trolls is to just to ignore them. Suck the life out them by not giving oxygen to their comments. You have plenty of subscribers who appreciate what you do for those of a certain musical persuasion. You don’t make videos about those that make positive comments about your work so why bother about the lowlifes who are intellectually below the ability of a slug. If you bite back at their comments they win if you don’t they will continue to be nobodies.

[@michaelmoraga2926]

Same here (and I am a superfan of Prince 💜...). I appreciate the acknowledgement of all kinds of good music, like Nina Simone, but I come here for the classic rock.

[@MattMariol]

“The only thing I want to do with your body is identify it “ That’s a hell of a good put down.

[@nyobunknown6983]

Love it!!!!!

[@snakeplissken526]

"you think yourself a wit - well you're half right" - this is the funniest video I've watched in a long while, some great put-downs!

[@FrankieTeardrop1998]

Wouldn't it be 3/4 quarters right?

[@andrewcairns8266]

@@FrankieTeardrop1998 T W A T . So the W and T make it half right. I would guess

[@thepurplecrypt3506]

“You, my friend are just passing through” Brilliant!

[@khuti007]

That was a great one

[@Jason.Brayshaw]

Your come backs are brilliant. I'm dying 😅 😅

[@classicalbum]

Thanks 😅

[@shawnmccorkle5059]

Agreed

[@hungryman1811]

I totally enjoy your channel if you got haters your doing something right

[@zaragozakid310]

Barry's comebacks and command of the English language is first rate

[@rubberbearoz]

Yes😂😂😂😂😂

[@drdonothing7991]

"He likes to play victim. I wouldn't be surprised if he carried around his own body chalk" 😂

[@magicalmystery1964]

I am definitely making a meme of this one..😂

[@robertlittle7314]

I reposted that one elsewhere with credit

[@jibicusmaximus4827]

guy is a lyrical razor blade! :D

[@exitthelemming145]

Probably the finest collection of put downs available from a single source. Bravo sir.

[@user-ce7gs9wr2o]

What is wrong with people! We love you, Barry❤ Cheers from Norway🤘

[@bradbull3926]

I love “you’re about as popular as a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album”. I’m going to use that.

[@tim.timothy.brennan]

Bonus track on a 'Yoko Ono' album, like that one!!

[@H-mu4bo]

This is so great, every biting response is razor sharp...the slurry of humanity trying to rankle Barry get their just desserts here!!😂

[@slowmarchingband1]

"..someone dropped a mullet onto Alan Sugar's sex face" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@classicalbum]

I like that one

[@Clive697]

These troll-roasts are even better than your music reviews! Loved the passive-aggressive sardonic wit delivered deadpan, dispassionately and deliciously. More, please!

[@kaudsiz]

- Your old ass is still out there - Yeah, well, so is your mother ✌️☮️🖤

[@63mckenzie]

It's scary how many crazy people there are out there.

[@northernengland]

Most.

[@michaelmoraga2926]

'Idiot Wind', indeed.

[@crazyprayingmantis5596]

Hey, don't forget Prayingmantis ☺️

[@lesblatnyak5947]

Personally I keep my crazy to myself

[@michaelmoraga2926]

@@lesblatnyak5947 You are not alone. 😏 It seems these days too many people lack impulse control and feel entitled. Arg.

[@Retrocanary]

This is funnier and has more laughs than most contemporary “comedy”.

[@mattirealm]

As an American (but rarely a loudmouth like some of my countrymen) I love this channel! I have "kept listening" to Classic Album Review since 2022 and I don't see one reason to stop now. I always look forward to the notification telling me that there is a new video here. I know that a lot of people write negative stuff because they are deeply unhappy, but some of this stuff is just insane. Keep up the good work man, and to hell with the trolls!

[@classicalbum]

I like people from all countries. I'm more interested in their music collection than their nationality or ethnicity

[@WalterFrith]

You're one of the most intelligent and articulate people on here. Review the stuff you like and keep it real with your own preferences. Tell those people to start their own channel or shut up.

[@tomdbass1]

Trolls= proof that incest has consequences. Love your channel Barry and appreciate all the work that you do.

[@GodmanchesterGoblin]

Your ripostes are just priceless. Thank you for the time put in to this. I love the "Will to live" meter. Please don't change!

[@lennon1482]

top counter trolling, very funny, my fav was "do I come to your place of work and tell you how to sweep up?" ouch....

[@alessandrorinaldi9926]

"collection of unflushed turds..." - Brilliant!!

[@mrlazywolf]

Don’t let the nitwits get you down. Thank you for your work, it’s enjoyed and appreciated

[@jimmyfrost5065]

"Perhaps most noble thing you could do is to become a organ donor" 😆

[@scottrap]

Wow, you must have some incredibly thick skin. I don’t know how you do it? I had no idea how many rotten, horribly vicious people there were walking the streets freely? You have one of the most intelligent, insightful, and witty classic rock channels of all! Please keep doing what you’re doing😊

[@magicalmystery1964]

He’s British. Sort of in their DNA.

[@MrRice18]

"The only tbing I'd like to do with your body is identify it" 😅 Love it!

[@cheshirecat5571]

Barry, your verbal barbs would have had Don Rickles laughing and envious. And that British baritone makes your razor-sharp wit even more cutting. Well done, sir.

[@user-yv2rj6ns3n]

Remember there a lot of people running around loose in the world and only so many padded cells. I’ve watched your channel for years for your knowledge & honesty. 👍🏻

[@pommie5093]

Once again-to the trolls, I am a female viewer, a female viewer who loves Classic Rock-and this channel in particular.

[@classicalbum]

You're more than welcome.

[@LarryTaint-qn8pd]

It's called *classic rock* because it's classic and it rocks.

[@paulkerr9128]

A master class in put downs. :)

[@adamvanderriet9669]

Yesterday was the first time I'd seen one of your videos and I rather enjoyed it. So when this one popped up in my feed this evening, I thought okay, why not.... and I must admit, having just witnessed the greatest tongue lashing I've seen in years, that you, Sir, are my new hero! Subscribed, with all notifications! 🤘😄

[@classicalbum]

Welcome aboard!

[@realmusiklover]

"Pompous". Wow. I'd say "educated, interesting and articulate". That presentational style drew me to the channel in the place and is one of the many things keeping me here. Really enjoyed this video showcasing the turds that just won't flush.

[@grahamdavies2624]

Absolutely brilliant!! Cheered me up on a wet and windy Saturday morning and that is a very high bar.

[@blindpink]

I wouldn't give them the time of day if i were you. Love the channel. Always a pleasure to listen to.

[@classicalbum]

This will be the last one.

[@philiphalpenny9761]

@@classicalbum Groucho, Carlin Or Wilde would be proud of the many witty ripostes in this entertaining video...

[@ambadad]

@@classicalbum Then well done on going out on a high!

[@tenorman]

I don't think engaging trolls is worth anyone's time or energy, but I must say I thoroughly enjoy your responses.

[@sstaners1234]

“The Past is a foreign country. They do things differently there.” - Leonard Patrick Harvey Great quote.

[@shamilton2556]

I think these legends should perform for as long as they want to perform giving people the chance to see them. It doesn't make me want to burn someone's house down if they say they should retire.

[@aiistyt]

I wish I wasn’t subscribed so i could subscribe after watching this. By far the funniest script you’ve written. Don’t you dare stop making troll videos.

[@anthonyclarke5579]

I would be so disappointed if Bazza calls it quits on the troll comments. Watched him many times but never subscribed, this video response drove me over the edge. LOL and nearly choked on my coffee. Subscribed.🤣👍

[@stevehord144]

Middle-aged white man here..... Always enjoy your vids and this one especially. It always amazes me that people waste so much time moaning about something they didn't have to watch. And I will be nicking a few of your quips to use at appropriate times. Keep up the great work and here's a few commas for you ,,,,,,,

[@JacoWium]

Yep, and I'm equally amused by those who announce they're unsubscribing - because they're such important people and the channel will never survive such a devastating loss... 😆 I've unsubscribed from many channels and all it takes is a click, not a song-&-dance!

[@JacoWium]

Forgot to mention, I'm also a white middle-aged male - that's three strikes against us.. Oh, the shame!! 😄

[@2760ade]

I really hope you do actually upload another one of these. I haven't laughed so much in years. Your retorts are off the scale savage!😂

[@jimmycburfield5997]

“I didn’t mean to offend you”, but if I did it’s a bonus!!!! Arrrh brilliant. Well done! People should be called out on being offensive. This video made me laugh!

[@CoalFired]

Stay the course, mentioning the trolls is a door for the lonely disposed to keep knocking . Let them knock, don’t acknowledge them, it’s like feeding seagulls at the beach .

[@kenfrederick6223]

Life is too short for these idiots. I watch music-themed channels to get away from sociopolitical ranting and negative energy. Keep up the great work!

[@chrisvanuden]

Hear hear!

[@petermildren5326]

OMG. So many fantastic comebacks! You should list them in a book. Sure to be a best seller!

[@stuarthopkins1308]

This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen on the internet. I salute you.

[@jornfox3545]

we love ya Barry, your sense of humor keeps me watching. Tell your wife, we need more color on that canvas.

[@UFO1601]

Barry, I have to say some of your put downs to these trolls are hilarious, keep them coming.

[@rseanez1]

I have watched your videos for years without subscribing. As of watching this one I am now a subscriber. Thank you for your videos.

[@anthonyclarke5579]

Same here, this one nailed it for me.

[@richardskinner8889]

Cracking video. I laughed out loud at some of your put-downs. Bloody marvellous, as are all your videos. Well done, sir.

[@94233psu399154112333]

I was gonna say, don’t pay these people any attention. However, your responses were so good and hilarious, I’m actually glad you did this video. I’m actually going to remember a couple of your quotes. Good job.

[@classicalbum]

I appreciate that

[@al_7387]

An outstanding & downright masterclass in put downs, these trolls clearly have no idea who they're dealing with- well done, sir! 👍 Also, hats off for the magnificent word 'arse-crackery' - I'm going to remember that one & use it as much as I can! 😂 Excellent work- keep it up! 😎

[@eamonnhayes8552]

Your responses to these trolls are brilliant. I haven’t laughed so much in ages. I hope you do this as a regular feature.

[@TheNorliss]

Fabulous stuff! There really are some 24 carat bell-ends out there.

[@starmersbarber]

Sardonic excellence makes me properly laugh. Lovely lovely stuff. I've taken notes for my own use!

[@markgconnors7932]

“That’s what your mother said” cracked me right up!😆🙏😆

[@jeffkortsch8276]

You have provided at least a dozen comebacks I can use when I get trolled. Definitely a bonus to your usual content. Thank you and keep doing what you do.

[@Teleman64]

Hi, there. I'm not in the habit of commenting on KZbin videos. But I need to tell you how much this has brightened my day :). I started chuckling early on but by the time I was half way through, my wife was asking me what I laughing out loud at. Keep up the great work, Clive.

[@RodericSpode]

These are some great responses. Like watching a top end standup comic destroying a heckler, or in this case many hecklers.

[@brendangrady7015]

Forget their Raving and Drooling. You do fine work, sir.

[@danielmoore4693]

I doff my hat to you most urgently, sir. You are a first rate comedian and putdown artist and have made my month with this video. None of that diminishes my respect for your channel and its primary mission, to cover all things classic and progressive rock, which you execute very admirably. Rock on.

[@tommortlock8783]

My only complaint is you didn't warn me I might need a pen and paper to write down some of these insults "if I've been pushing your buttons I could say I was looking for mute" 😂

[@michaelbaucom4019]

I always tell trolls: quit griping, quit watching, and get your own damn show...but, trolls can't/won't grasp that simple concept. And, some folks just want to pee on other folks' cereal

[@vicariousjohnson9823]

“I didn’t mean to offend you, but if I did it was a huge bonus.” I may have to borrow that. Great channel, thanks for the content!

[@peterrowley6016]

Funniest 19:40 I’ve watched today ! Brilliant retorts to the Trolls

[@sstaners1234]

“The internet is one big ass and you my friend are just passing through.” 🤣😂🤣

[@TheARJAY69]

You've got more comebacks than Bowie

[@johnnythefox9830]

Jesus! The command of the current English language says everything really. Keep doing what your doing. Regards an old 'white' gammon. X

[@jacpoi11]

Love your reviews. Keep doing it . I'm 65 and listened to rock music since forever.

[@user-zm5sq7zn1j]

Thank you for cheering up an oldish, feeling like cheese at 4 pence chap.

[@timlaxton6475]

You Comebacks are amazing!! Wish i had your vocab, Love your videos keep it up :)

[@Jaxy451]

I think you need to thank your trolls for giving you the opportubity to provide such entertaining content.

[@anthonyclarke5579]

Spot on.

[@toddfree2128]

I was a regular watcher of you...Now I'm a loyal sub... YOU the man!!!

[@stevenhowes530]

My fav quote about the unsubscriber is from Adam Neely. "this is not an airport you don't need to announce you departure"

[@hyperglobal01]

Barry, to hell with the semi-literate crayon-eaters. I subscribed around 18 months back and very much enjoy your videos (I talk with my hands too 😂) Your comebacks to these utter melts aren't too shabby either 👍

[@earlgrey691]

Barry's digit deployments seem appropriate to the task in...er, hand and in the finest traditions of an English cultural chronicler he most certainly is (remember Magnus Pyke ?) but it's not done creepily as say with the likes of Bill Gates; who's obviously in service to satan himself and resembles something akin to a praying mantis.Our esteemed host at CAV consistently delivers significant bangs for the bucks.Best out there imho.Love that Groucho quip.

[@anthonyclarke5579]

Crayon-eaters, brilliant I must scribble that down.🤣👍

[@brianmurray6287]

I would nearly Troll you just to make me laugh after hearing this...please do more that was priceless.

[@johnbeagley1195]

" It upsets me that there is a tree out there pumping out oxygen just to sustain you" - absolute classic comeback. I might have to nick that one Barry! Rock on!

[@paultomaney8285]

You do a grand job and it's as simple as that. Why on earth anyone would get annoyed is genuinely beyond me! Keep up the excellent work

[@bv3bv334]

"Batshit bonkers"......indeed 👍

[@MrFox-wn5jt]

You're articulate, obviously intelligent, and while I don't agree with everything you say, it doesn't really matter, I don't agree with one person I know on everything they say. What an utterly dull world it would be if everybody had this weird hive-mind mentali... Oh, wait... This video was savage though, and i'm stealing some of those comebacks (although I have used the 'never argue with an idiot' and 'halfwit' lines on occasion, i'm stealing the Yoko Ono one and using it at the next available opportunity - probably an argument with the wife.) Also, i'm not a subscriber, but once i've clicked the comment button, I will be. Hope that was grammatically correct enough for you, sir.

[@Altres]

I think this is the fourth time I’ve watched this through. You should take this to the Edinburgh Festival this year, genuinely funnier than most of the comedians there. Thanks for all the laughs. 😂👍

[@MrTahuna333]

That was fun! Hilarious retorts. British-style distain is such a cultivated art form.

[@ELTEL1100]

Absolutely love this! At last someone who can answer these morons with wit, education and humour! Just brilliant! 😂😂😂

[@waltersboxx]

Humorous comebacks, very entertaining

[@johngammon963]

I've only just found this great guy and don't always agree with C.A.R. but I wouldn't change him for the world, excellent channel.

[@RecliningFurniture]

Some of these putdowns are sheer class. Vicious, but class. I've had to pause so I can get my notebook. I'll be sure never to get on the wrong side of you! Cheers

[@andyambrose4517]

Fantastic Barry...I've always loved your turn of phrase...

[@dreamangus1505]

"dropped a mullet over alan sugar's sex face" omg I lost it at that point 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seaoftranquilityprog]

Funny stuff! It’s always entertaining to call out the MVPs of the idiot team once or twice a year…they just dont realize how moronic they actually are. Nice job!

[@carltweed942]

Your constant stream of one-liner put-downs and famous quotes are so funny. You had me laughing out loud on several occasions. I really hope you reconsider and do further Troll videos.

[@881881]

Give ‘em Hell Barry!

[@classicalbum]

Thanks, but this will be the last trolls video I do.

[@williamsheffield1134]

“Ken Slater, the internet is just one big ass and you, my friend, are just passing through.” That’s undoubtedly one of the slyest, most brilliant, retorts I have ever heard. Cheers to you, sir! I will ALWAYS enjoy your views, both of classic rock and of the trolls who assail you. 😂

[@aprilkurtz1589]

Love the snappy one liners, and your sarcasm in general. Keep up the great work!

[@marrrtin]

Top level snark on display here had me in stitches. I lost it at "you're as popular as a bonus track on a Yoko Oko album."