Dolphin: "I like ya. And I wantcha'. So we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the *hard* way. The choice is yours!"
@jpjfrey5673Күн бұрын
I'm still a warriah, Chris. And guess what - I'm out of prees'n. And you fired! So we ain't got nun' but tahm on our hands, Chris!
@MiniiPockets101Күн бұрын
more like the choice ain't yours fr
@kevinlockwood5384Күн бұрын
I am a warrior
@prestigev6131Күн бұрын
“I see you choosin the hard way”
@christianleocastelo34217 сағат бұрын
The booty is mine, you cannot take my booty
@GENERALx5H4DYКүн бұрын
Dolphin are just the Drukari of our reality, fuckin sea elves
@enricopaolocoronado251116 сағат бұрын
That is probably the most accurate way to describe dolphins. The Drukhari of the sea makes so much sense.
@CreepyPersonCube.Күн бұрын
Imagine being intelligent, but not having the grasping fingers to exercise your intelligence, and no media to consume. We'd all go insane and start poking things that maybe aren't supposed to be poked.
@blyatman9726Күн бұрын
"The booty is mine you cannot take my booty"
@NK-dt1kpКүн бұрын
I likes ya and I wants ya 🗣️
@drewholmes7356Күн бұрын
We can do this the easy way-
@TyquanBryantКүн бұрын
Or the hard way
@errormatrixking1576Күн бұрын
the choice is yours
@abnegazherКүн бұрын
One more reason to keep strapped on high seas. Pirates are the least of your worries.
@matraquilhochumbo352Күн бұрын
The orca problem is getting quite serious there are already at least 16 orcas from 4 different groups that frequently show this behavior, they also started attacking certain types of boats and specifically attack the rudder, the frequency of attacks has also increased. And now, although it is illegal, a lot of boats carry small explosive devices to try to prevent attacks which can be dangerous for the orcas.
@Xerixyt3809 сағат бұрын
Dolphins are the real predators of the sea 😂
@icarus_fallingКүн бұрын
A southern US politician suggested human womens fajitas had the duck and dolphin feature thus would only get pregnant if they wanted to. Look it up. Actual thing a political leader said.
@MegaMrMinecraft1Күн бұрын
Someone definitely got an F in biology, to say the least...
@uramisugiКүн бұрын
Oh my fucking God???
@NK-dt1kpКүн бұрын
I've been waiting for this reaction for a while 😂
@Hana-fe5ws16 сағат бұрын
Your content helps me get to sleep and I find your commentary insightful and really funny. Keep doin' what you do :)
@KarI_KroenenКүн бұрын
Bro just found out about this side of dolphins already? Bro missed a whole life💀🙏
@Historyfrek4everКүн бұрын
Nothing wrong with making fun of animals for being horrible,we do that to humans too. We just need to remember that both are complex and multifaceted creatures.
@Maurice_Of_WisdomКүн бұрын
18:21 oooh boy... Now i just learned about this like yesterday through a comment i saw and man.. This is one of the most sad and disturbing and disgusting stories i have ever heard... Pony was stolen from her mother to inside of a nightclub in Indonesia Got her hairs shaved to "make her look pretty" Chained up inside of a room and People would pay to ahh... The poor thing served as a pleasure slave shall i say for 6 straight agonizing years... Eventually pony would get rescued by someone i can't remember the exact details i have a terrible memory but there was a story about the person who rescued pony trying to visit her only to get greeted with horrified panicked screams from pony of she thinking that what happened to em all those agonizing years was about to happen to her again... Jesus fkn Christ man....
@TektifyКүн бұрын
Dolphins basically have all the worst aspects of humans... and that's it.
@SilverHairedFreak25Күн бұрын
5:05 Never in my life would I have thought I'd feel bad for _seagulls,_ but goddamn. If anyone were to do it, of course it'd be dolphins.
@ZxosGamer12 сағат бұрын
That's why an eye for an eye is the sole rule of the jungle
@ovelhadogeloКүн бұрын
Imagine watching this video while eating some Chocomint Ice Cream... Yeah.
@Ableth23 сағат бұрын
I feel safer in presence of sharks now.
@thatrussianguy116Күн бұрын
The Russian Badger made a new video yesterday
@daiday3191Күн бұрын
I also advise checking any video on penguins, believe me, they are worse
@librarianseth5572Күн бұрын
If and when we eventually get the know-how to communicate with cetaceans, all of us are going to have some stuff to apologize for.
@theradiantdehd3997Күн бұрын
7:15 I Sea what you did there. But I agree, they definitely Orca-strated it from the very beginning.
@alecLoganКүн бұрын
Of course they did, and just like with ducks, evolution didn’t check its own patch notes, because it didn’t stop anything.
@BruhaTheImp6 сағат бұрын
3:00 this thing is the motherfucking Lovander of the ocean.
@VitorSalsicha8 сағат бұрын
Tião is just the short version of Sebastião = Sebastian, and by Stardew Valley logic u can translate it to Sebby
@Skrallizar19 сағат бұрын
Dolphins, one of the rare few creatures where applying human like emotions isn't 100% wrong.
@Artwolf007Күн бұрын
That thumbnail is diabolical 💀
@ChadTalosКүн бұрын
What I learned from this, that freaks always exist no matter what species.
@robintio7510Күн бұрын
Ah the dolphin or as I like to call them "Sea Diddy"
@librarianseth5572Күн бұрын
The dolphins need their own equivalent of the flood, but since they live underwater it's a little more difficult
@samuellatu3123Күн бұрын
I live in the Pacific and I’ve seen dolphins kill seals but never seen them get high of pufferfish 😂
@makatata6460Күн бұрын
Idea lets give dolphins prosteric mechanical arms and harpoon guns
@elofton4855Күн бұрын
12:20. So...Fincels?
@alexunesell108Күн бұрын
I was wondering when you'd cover this lmao.
@trannhan238312 сағат бұрын
Day 6 of waiting for the Tithes reaction😢
@Psycorde8 сағат бұрын
lmao sea diddys
@kingmric17 сағат бұрын
I know you're not too big on red pill in the bodybuilding/weightlifting scene but what's your opinion on the looksmaxxing/black pill guys? I've been running into a few of them, especially the steroid supporters