The Twilight Book That No One Remembers | Twilight Book BREAKDOWN

[@AlizeeYeezy]

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[@TheEldritchGod]

I am going to write a book. I want it to be about you. I have multiple series I am working on. They are all a deconstruction of the Isekai concept. There are going to be five series to cover everything. I'm up to the third, the fifth will be about you. You see, in Isekai, there is this sub-genre. When you die, you wind up transmigrated into the last book you read. Given how terrible the books are that you read, Alizee, I have a feeling that would be the stuff of nightmares. Exactly why it will be about you. I'm thinking ahead. The last one is going to be called K-A. The name of the main character. Pronouced Kaydasha. The main character of a YA Dystopian Novel called Twilight of the Divergent Games. It is a world where AR (Augmented Reality) games have become very popular, but part of these AR games involve 'virtual damage' being translated into physical pain that knocks the player out. This augmented Reality technology combined with pain feed back is called (DR) Divergent Reality instead of VR or AR. The story is about the ONE TRUE SAVIOR who stops the barbaric practice of DR games. or Doctor Games, as they say with In-World slang. So it is the TWILIGHT of the DIVERGENT GAMES. Get it? K-A has a neurological condition where she is in constant pain from diabetes (I just find getting your super powers from diabetes to be f'n hysterical.) damaging her nerves and causing her skin to feel like it is on fire 24/7. However, she is allergic to any pain medication that might actually relieve her suffering. She is so used to being in agony, that by some strange quirk of fate, the ''pain damage' in the game actually makes her neurological pain go away when she is injured. Thus, she is the ultimate player of these DR games. That's right! Her superpowers are BEING IN CONSTANT AGONY and MASOCHISM! I want to get a fairly good outline of the absolutely WORST aspects of YA Dystopian Future Novels, and YA FL Novels in general. I want to draw inspiration from 365 Days, 50 shades of grey, Twilight, Divergent, Hunger Games, Empress Theresa, 5th wave, Vampire Academy and anything else I can think of that is really really bad. I won't write out the whole story, because that's not the real novel. Because a normal person gets stuck in this character's body. A KZbinr who's channel is about reviewing really bad novels. Do you mind? I will most likely just publish it to scribble hub, so don't expect any money to be made off of it, but I think you'd be the perfect fit. I mean, you don't have to do anything, but I would love to occasionally send chapters to you and have you respond with all your heart felt sarcasm.

[@0cedced]

any plans to do the genderbent twilight book? or are you done torturing yourself?

[@TheEldritchGod]

@@0cedced oh. I got about three books I need to finish before I start this one.

[@timetraveler0002]

@@TheEldritchGod l

[@billuraral1870]

Bella's POV: A bronze haired Adonis statue🤤 Bree's POV: Some ginger dude🥱

[@_Oh_Well_]

Goes to prove beauty is subjective 😜

[@RD-05]

Robert Pattinson hating twilight will never not be funny

[@mayrarara]

So if Bella’s blood is so super special that every vampire reacts to it…isn’t she not Edward’s “personal brand of heroin”?

[@user-ji9if5gh2p]

i mean like if there was heroin that only worked for certain “people” and he’s around her super special blood all the time and feels like he owns her that could be why he’s like no it’s my heroin but that’s a stretch

[@beckymcdonald9529]

Nah, she just regular street heroin.

[@witchhazelraak5895]

She’s Edward’s “singer”, and her blood is also tasty to all vampires

[@jademoon7938]

I'm going to be insanely generous - because I genuinely don't think she's that good of a writer - but you could say that Bella is like a fine wine to the other vampires, they would enjoy drinking her as a special treat, and that's that. However, Edward is addicted to Bella herself, her blood is part of that, it's also about his inability to read her mind, etc., but she's dangerous for him because she's human and could be the death of him. Making her more like* heroin for him. But again, I'm pulling deeper meaning from my own head.

[@mayrarara]

@@jademoon7938 you probably are being way too generous but what you’re saying definitely makes sense! Stephenie could never put that much thought into it lol

[@madisontrenkler9356]

If I recall the first book describes Edwards hair as “bronze” but also “copper” so I always pictured a pretty even mix between red and brunette. Either way color is totally subjective and Stephanie seems more interested in using pretty words than actually giving vivid descriptions

[@SilentProti]

I remember Bella called Edward "ginger" (at least in my first language it was the word) when Charlie first thought she's dating Emmet and he's too old for her, according to Charlie.

[@beckymcdonald9529]

Or continuity, or problematic age gaps

[@davidpowell1789]

I remember reading the fourth book just wishing this character had survived and been like a sister to Renesmee but that would’ve been far too interesting 🤨

[@PotatoCandyDarling]

Bree: I’m three months old Alizee: As Jacob Black would call that, prime real estate Me: *likes video without even thinking twice*

[@Strahbaerie]

Stephanie Meyer has the creativity without the self reflection to translate that creativity into something mind blowing. I can't help but think she's simply been stunted.

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

She’s a Mormon. By almost definition, they’re an emotionally and mentally stunted group. -an ex Mormon

[@MF-R]

Honestly, creativity is a strong -- aswell as the wrong word. Her themes are bog standard soap opera material. The dialog us stiff and unnatural. And all the mythos is copy pasted, or the litteral worst reinterpretation of vampires ever concocted. Twighlight = Trash on every level.

[@beautyonabarnbudget]

@@MF-R yes on every level. But, bish made a shit ton of $$$ writing garbage 🗑. 😆

[@trashpanda3544]

The way Stephanie writes love makes me think that's genuinely how she experiences love, like a teenager who saw a cute boy and imagined their life together before ever speaking to them. I think she doesn't know the difference between love and infatuation.

[@beckymcdonald9529]

That is legitimately and literally what she has been taught since she could understand words or probably before. Also before she could even begin to understand what she was saying she was giving quote unquote testimony that the Church of Jesus Christ of latter-day saints is the one in true Church and she knows this for a fact, starting like age 3

[@Xehanort10]

She physically aged but she's still mentally a teenager. She probably believes that "love at first sight" shit even though there's no such thing and you have to get to know someone for a while before you love them.

[@nickywal]

Standard for Mormons, 20 is an old maid, the girls are encouraged to date boys and push them into going on a mission to really get brainwashed and prey on vulnerable people. Short engagements are the norm because God forbid you're having sex without the ghost of the paedo founder of their cult watching from the corner of the room, by paedo founder of their cult I mean these books are Meyer's self-insert fucking Joseph Smith

[@the_last_ballad]

@@beckymcdonald9529 while "quote unquote" works with speaking, as it's necessary in pure auditory settings, in text it flows better to just do She was giving "testimony" that . . . . Same meaning, it's just less cumbersome to read.

[@beckymcdonald9529]

@@the_last_ballad I was talking to text so get over it

[@slam5798]

There is nothing I love more than Alizee breaking down a bad book. Makes me feel far more confident with my own writing.

[@emmmahezw]

Thank you for leaving this comment! It’s crazy that there are very talented (unknown) writers that don’t have the opportunity to show off their skills and spread their wings. I’m 27, and I’ve wanted to be a writer for years. I believe in you.

[@MF-R]

Hey, I hear that. I watch Alizee and Dom almost exclusively for that reason. Seeing all these shyte YA novels makes me feel much more competent. Also somewhat jealous, really wish I had that money to hire editors (editing is hell).

[@Alresu]

Me too... Until I imagine her reading my stuff....^^

[@royce6485]

I thought Smeyer writes extremely passive female characters because it’s the Mormon way, she’s replicating her own adolescence. But i think Alizee’s theory makes sense- she’s afraid of writing it badly. She doesn’t have the skill, or is afraid to, or doesn’t know what the character should do.

[@pixystixwhore]

i mean, if she’s not experienced with being an “active character” in her life, then explains why she could be scared of writing it badly?

[@rainierday8155]

She also seems to hold the belief that women's strength lies in passivity. So when she writes characters like this, she probably thinks she's writing strong, well-written female characters

[@machirim2805]

@@rainierday8155 She doesn’t know or is unwilling to explore that strong and well-written female MCs can be physically but not mentally or spiritually passive.

[@astronutn]

I’m still waiting for the twilight saga written from Charlie’s perspective, Stephanie.

[@millym8439]

Is that her name

[@karak962]

oh my lord that would actually be super entertaining

[@Not_Always]

Or her mother's. Would be like 10 pages.

[@soyeons-veggies]

Bree had to get killed off due to her having an identical personality to Bella, apparently 😭

[@birdsofabone5127]

It would have been too much work, I guess, to write a different personality for a small brunette. 🙃

[@happyjellycatsquid]

@@birdsofabone5127 i mean I understand where she’s coming from, as a small brunette I also have that exact same personality. I guess she was just concerned about realism, as we small brunette in fact all share rhe same hive mind

[@rainierday8155]

@@happyjellycatsquid as a fellow small brunette, i recognised that Bella swan was not like other small brunettes, she was special, and have spent most of my life trying to be more like her, not like us inferior small brunettes, like God and Stephenie Meyer intended /j

[@untitledcuzwhynot9963]

@@happyjellycatsquid As yet another small brunette i have made it my life's mission to one day be as different as bella is from other small brunettes. It is most likely though that i will live out my days as part of the hive mind and never be different and i will accept this because i have no thoughts

[@ahshitherewegoagain7461]

@@untitledcuzwhynot9963 Luckily for you, bellas head is very empty. So you're already on your way! -Coming to you live, a small blonde-near brunette.

[@beth4928]

Okay but for a second when you said "newborns" I vividly pictured a tiny baby crumpling up a car like a tin can.

[@amirreguieg3583]

Sparing Bree is literally the first ever thing I rewrote mentally about Twilight. I was pissed she was killed!

[@kazza6078]

I thought this was breaking dawn and was so bummed at the length but it's okay I should be grateful for any amount of this content. But also I'm so glad there's more to look forward to

[@AlizeeYeezy]

This is a palate cleanser!

[@spencilvania]

​@@AlizeeYeezy how, it still hurts 😂 (not u. meyer)

[@AnnaEmilka]

I don't know about english version of Twilight, as I've read them all translated into polish, but in polish version they used words like "auburn" or "chestnut" to describe Edward's hair so in my mind we was always on the line between dark ginger and brown so for me it's not taht much of a stretch to call him a redhead

[@shaycat13]

Why is Meyer trying to gaslight us into thinking Edward is a red head. If I read this blind I'd be so confused 🤣

[@AlizeeYeezy]

Who is she trying to fool 😂😭

[@AnnaEmilka]

I don't know about english version of Twilight, as I've read them all translated into polish, but in polish version they used words like "auburn" or "chestnut" to describe Edward's hair so in my mind we was always on the line between dark ginger and brown so for me it's not taht much of a stretch to call him a redhead

[@coralarge309]

become anime Edward

[@schwief2287]

Fun fact: I remember rereading sections of the first paperback edition of Eclipse to compare it to this book. (I was 12 and obsessed...) Smeyer retconned the gender of the last vampire that's left of the newborns to fit Bree in. That character was referred to with male pronouns multiple times so I don't think it was a typo. I don't own that copy anymore and they obviously changed it in the subsequent issues so I can't reconfirm it.

[@lindala2602]

Isn't it the definition of 12yo girls being obsessed with x, y and z

[@BreezyStreamy]

@@lindala2602 We all have been there!

[@AlizeeYeezy]

@@lindala2602 when I was 12 I was obsessed with the crazy frog Axel F remix, like listening to it repeatedly every day. no idea what that was about.

[@icravedeath.1200]

@@AlizeeYeezy that song is based as hell, your 12 year old self made a good choice.

[@AlizeeYeezy]

@@icravedeath.1200 it had a music video with him being chased by a robot, I rewatched it recently and thought "?????", idk why i liked it so much! i'll just blame undiagnosed adhd or something x

[@megami.x]

“I feel like if Meyer just railed a few lines once in a while she would have a better idea of what it’s like“ omg I can’ttttt 🤣🤣💀

[@reasonablyreliable]

I have only one criticism of this video. No mention of what a great title "the short second life of Bree Tanner" is. It is somehow delightful to me.

[@legerdemain444]

I guarantee Meyer thought of the title, thought it was brilliant, and wrote an entire book just so she could use it.

[@pennyraehawkins9788]

Fun fact: Mormonism has a concept called “pre-life.” Essentially, you knew your family and your One True Love™️ before you were born. In my opinion, consciously or otherwise, this is where Meyer got her concept of insta-love. Edward and Bella knew each other in pre-life.

[@leigh-anjohnson]

If the Cullen's really wanted to save Bree...they could have just let her run before the Volturi got there, told her which direction to go to avoid them. If Meyer ever writes that Fred spinoff...I'm sure she'll find a way to squander that potential too

[@douglasshore5693]

Why is every character, Stephenie Meyer has ever wrote so superficial. There is literally no substance to any of her characters except (waaa, feel sorry for me) baffling 😂

[@adnossa]

Actually, in her book "The host" there is some substance to some characters. Of course, she goes wrong, but at least it's a little bit more interesting.

[@hdervish2497]

I think Meyer herself is painfully superficial, if her obvious self-insertion is any indication

[@xSwordLilyx]

to be fair that was the only level you could reach me on at 16 😂😭

[@bumblebeeproductions1673]

And men who are controlling and abusive, don’t forget that

[@XYZ-zi9es]

Theory: she doesn't know the difference between bronze and copper, and thought that bronze hair = ginger.

[@lagggoat7170]

20:13 In doubt: venom. No but seriously, as venom replaced all vampire body fluids including blood it actually kinda makes sense that a ripped-up vampire body is flammable - its basically stone full of vessels with gasoline. Kaboom!

[@crowdemon_archives]

If the venom is flammable, ye 😂

[@somethingsomething7468]

It would have been awesome (and logical) if the vampires would just explode. Just imagine their impenetrable diamond-skin scattering at high speeds in all directions, it would probably leave marks everywhere!

[@lagggoat7170]

@@somethingsomething7468 YES! And you could play that for additional stakes so easily! Make all vampires afraid of fire cuz if they ever have even the littlest bit of vampire body fluid (spit, tears, ANYTHING) near an open flame they might explode (the fire quickly spreading through ducts or mouth and throat, if it hits the (obviously interconnected!) blood vessels close enough to ignite them KABOOM). Also exploding vamps could hurt nearby non-vampire allies with the shrapnel, or even vampires themselves! The fire part of the explosion might even ignite other nearby vampires. Any fire-powered vampire is treated like a mix of bomb and god, because they could redirect flames or directly blow up enemies. Man I want THAT Twilight, not the teen girl thirsts for old man one.

[@lagggoat7170]

Also it would make the body disposal of enemy vamps wayy more dangerous, as they could (literally!) spark a chain reaction, killing the good vamps as well or even leading to a local catastrophe (considering how wooded forks is). You could even extrapolate more from that, maybe vampires are drawn to humid, wet or cold environments because it makes them safer from igniting (anyone remember the scuba vampire tumblr post??)

[@lagggoat7170]

Man my ideas are flowing now. You could double down on the stone aspect as well, have turning people slowly petrify, then be full statues for a bit (a very vulnerable state if a vampire hunter with a big hammer were to come by before the stone reaches full diamond-indestructible levels!) and only then slowly break loose as they start to be the walking flammable statues full vampires are.

[@bishielurfer]

It's called "The Sound" because that's what it technically is. To use how Wikipedia phrases it, the Puget Sound is "a sound of the Pacific Northwest, an inlet of the Pacific Ocean, and part of the Salish Sea." So "The Sound" refers to a very specific area, not just the sea as a whole.

[@nikkydalby7126]

On my first read through of the books I wanted the Cullens to include Bree in their Coven, was I the only one?!

[@birdsofabone5127]

No, I 100% THOUGHT THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN AND THEN-🥲

[@linglingspacewhales1977]

I thought this too

[@leigh-anjohnson]

The way vampires can become strongly attached to each other very quickly may speak to the weird mentality of them being a different species, and that could be interesting in a more capable author's hands. But the problem is she does this with the humans too, so it doesn't really feel like a unique species trait. Just a shallow (and toxic) view of love at first sight with no real substance.

[@EvaHoHoHo]

The bronze hair: She's using "bronze" as stand-in for the metal, not in the way people use it to mean when talking about hair colours

[@spencilvania]

i honestly just realized how spoiled we all are that youre like, summarizing and reviewing. this entire series cause like. Phil Collins didnt need to go that hard on the Tarzan soundtrack? but he did. Alizee didn't need to bless us all with this content, but she did. same energy

[@tiredandcaffeinated]

They call the sea "the Sound" because the area in Northwest Washington State where there are a bunch of islands near Seattle is called Puget Sound :)

[@_laurenolo_]

Another book breakdown, I am LIVING for it 🥰

[@KB-om9fc]

And so we thank our queen for her upload on this, the day of a major depressive episode. Much obliged and appreciated, Your Highness

[@kazza6078]

Thank you for this. There's nothing I love more than poking fun at this series

[@fleacythesheepgirl]

According to Stephanie Meyer Twilight vampires are entirely made of venom or stone including Edwards... seed. His load is 100% venom. I'm not even kidding. So no they wouldn't need to spit on James as he is just stone and venom. I freaking love this series 🤣

[@spacecase-cadet]

I find your content very motivating when I have a hard time working on my own books! Your takes are really helpful in seeing things from a readers perspective and in knowing what obvious pitfalls to look out for!

[@catbuthuman]

Love these book review videos! Uni has me stressed constantly and listening to you take the piss out of bad writing really helps me unwind.

[@BleedingHeartsoftheWorldUnite]

Maybe the redhead thing comes from Bree's vampire vision? Correct me if I'm wrong, but most all descriptions of Edward come from Bella while she was human, right? Makes sense that Bella wouldn't see it the same. Plus, being so 'in love' with Edward, she would have blinders anyways. But eh, the hell do I know?

[@samlerf]

You read so well. You should officially read audiobooks, no joke. Do you know Krimsonrogue? You two remind me of each other often.

[@annetheelf8174]

I love watching Krimsonrogue! His Empress Theresa series is a work of art

[@AlizeeYeezy]

I'm aware of his channel but haven't watched his content, ironically because my attention span is bad

[@samlerf]

@@AlizeeYeezy I like the both of you. Sometimes it find it facinating how similar you two are, both in style, humor, presentation and opinion (just to be sure: I'm not accusing anyone of being a rip off). The two of you would be great for a cross over, though things are perfectly fine as they are, too. Krimsonrogue's videos are, of course, pretty deep and funny overall - but also long. I usually consume his videos in several goes, marking where I left off the last time, similarly to how I take in your longer videos. Should you ever want to consume Krimsonrogue, this long term diet of smaller parts might work for you, too. Personally, doing housework or being stuck in lines or long train/bus rides would probably make me crazy without something good to listen to.

[@marcellakilgarriff]

Your ad reads are honestly iconic

[@unknownnamer330]

Another Twilight book review??? I am truly blessed.

[@luckyowl6432]

The one Twilight book I haven't read. looking forward to this 😁

[@do3807]

Oh nah, this is actually my favorite of those books. It added a lot more to Bree than was necessary, but damn I was moved.

[@Godzilla-Barbie]

Absolutely loving all the content recently🥰 good for you getting this stuff out!!! ❤ Edit: this isn’t supposed to sound condescending, I have adhd too and just relate so hard to motivation being like a roller coaster sometimes!!!!!

[@Xxbubbly10]

I feel like his power is more seeing your memories than knowing every thought you’ve ever had at least that’s how it looks in the movie and also that just makes more sense and less dumb

[@BooksandBuns]

About the hair, I think Smeyer got bronze confused with... Copper. Copper is often a darker reddish shade, & I guess since bronze & copper are both metals she thought they were interchangeable

[@earthfa333]

Alizee, thank you so much for all the work that you do creating these videos. I've been watching you for YEARS now, and I especially love this new arc you're taking with your content. I love YA and also love hearing you tear it apart, because we all need logic sometimes. Your delivery is flawless. You're my comfort content creator and your videos have unironically carried me through some hard times recently. Thank you SO so much from the bottom of my heart, all the way from Texas, USA... ❤️👍✨️ (P.S. I am sober too and it's helpful to have a buddy in that regard, I'm so proud of you!!)

[@nikkydalby7126]

You are absolutely feeding us with all this content! Thank you Alizee!

[@Solidus0508]

I LOVE how I was rewatching your, "Stone of Abbigale" when this notice popped up🥰❤

[@kiki18j2]

I just found your channel like a week ago and I love it. Thank you for all the hours you’ve put into these book series. The first video I saw was for the House of Night and that peaked my interest because I remember reading those books. If you’re interested in some supernatural book series recommendations I have one. The Mercedes Thompson series is a great one, it’s not YA it’s… A… but it’s really good. It’s about a mechanic who is also a coyote shapeshifter who was raised by werewolves, she lives in a world where the fey have outed themselves to the human world (though the books aren’t really about that). I just finished all of those books (there’s like 11) and now I want everyone to know about them. Anyway, thanks and you get a like from me!

[@frankensteinlives]

18:20 Bella spent all her time around Edward being the thirstiest person in the world, so that's probably why she wasn't phased by the hunger of a newborn vampire.

[@MF-R]

It's so funny to see clips of Edward just shitting all over the bad ideas XD. Like, he knows that his role, and twilight, is a joke.

[@aggiehulle7391]

I’m so not used to you having short videos. When it ended I was like Aw… that’s it… I guess I’ll go clean my house now

[@Panffles]

Hold on… is Stephanie trying to describe auburn hair??

[@beckymcdonald9529]

Painfully, I think this is the case

[@maddygrace3519]

Bree Tanner was my favourite character in twilight

[@blakelay]

Lol did Smeyer confused Bronze and Copper?!? Edward definitely always had brown/bronze hair XD

[@eyeballjay]

~Conspiracy theory time~ I can't be bothered to look up the actual dates but I'm pretty sure Edward was supposed to be based on Gerard Way looks-wise and Gerard dyed their hair red at one point.. I wonder if this was written around the same time and Smeyer wanted the hair to match lmao consistency be damned

[@tahintz1959]

I thought the thumbnail said “the short second life of Bruce Jenner” and got real confused 😭💀

[@royce6485]

This upload cured my DPDR and anxiety today (only half kidding). So excited for a chill, funny, long video to help me calm down

[@StewIsRat]

i seriously fucking love your book reviews. You do phenomenal work on this. Keep it up

[@deannascorner8112]

I’ve literally had the jaw thing happen too! Sometimes it happens when I yawn and it hurts so much! Thanks for suffering for our entertainment 😆😆

[@teodorapetkovic]

Love the fact that a 35 minute video is considered a short video for your channel! Get those ad-midrolls!!!

[@tuvaandersson7006]

Im addicted to listening to you roasting while reading books. I fucking love it

[@vivian-rs2ms]

The title is very accurate... I legitimately had no recollection of this book, and i read it at least twice in middle school. I'm equal parts "how did I forget something this bad" and "thank god I forgot this, it's so bad."

[@kata1261]

R-Patz is visibly suffering in that interview lol. That is the nigh-hysterical giggling of a man who is about four seconds away from fully snapping.

[@sld9210]

I took a break from youtube, but you were one of the first people I looked up again n am so glad you're doing more of these now ^-^

[@swi-h6q]

i just finished the eclipse vid 😭 thank you for posting this

[@amberwilkins622]

Personally I am a big fan of how you pronounce authors' names (wrong). "SMeyer" is very entertaining tyvm giving me serotonin

[@Bonklyboi]

Our girl Alizee working overtime just for us. The queen we need in these dark, trying times. ;_;

[@ofthewilderwoods]

9:24 Puget Sound, aka the Salish Sea. Welcome to the Pacific Northwest

[@EmptyTheTanks]

Headcanon: Bella is diabetic and her blood sugar is simply sky high

[@t7channel33]

Thank you for a little bit of distraction in this stressful times. Much needed.

[@bybookandbone]

I've never read this one, I wonder if it's a bit better because it's short 🤔

[@JenniferMcMahonhawaii78]

I remember..yessssssssss... it’s was that stupid side story about that little girl who's name had to do with um, cheese; and she was really mousy (see…) cheese + mousy = boring cheese vampire with s short book. I did read the short book, but I remember the character more from the movie (eclipse).

[@terreliv]

13:45 The treachery circle, where Satan is trapped in ice by his own flappy air conditioning?

[@nickmon1112]

STILL SUPPORTING YOU!! Keep on keeping on, fam

[@YourLocalSadness]

any day that the great alizee yeezy posts is a good day :)

[@life_is_no_fairytale]

The fact that Edwards hair color was wrong is hilarious to me. I'm going with the belief that no one cared enough to actually edit this book. Because surely someone would have caught that if an editor had reviewed it????

[@crowdemon_archives]

I would think that if you write a massive story with all the the fancy worldbuilding lore, you'll have character profiles stashed somewhere for references. But I don't know how they wrote the Twilight fic so I don't even know if an "internal" repository even existed lol

[@AnnaEmilka]

I don't know about english version of Twilight, as I've read them all translated into polish, but in polish version they used words like "auburn" or "chestnut" to describe Edward's hair so in my mind we was always on the line between dark ginger and brown so for me it's not taht much of a stretch to call him a redhead

[@cloudyswildride]

My cousin keeps telling me to read this because it's so much better than the main Twilight series apparently 🤣

[@rikiinexx2151]

wish i had something witty to say but i’m just happy we got this 💀

[@Tareltonlives]

First time I hear of the plot of this book. Great review.

[@docjc1842]

There's something wrong with me. . .I find these vids ASMR worthy! Tingles and Zzzzssss baby! Thanks for suffering through these books for us.

[@Patchouliprince]

You just made my shift so much better

[@toyosibee.mp3]

I was OBSESSED with Bree.....................and no fucking clue why..........

[@blo0dy_valent1ne]

AAAA I can’t wait for the breaking dawn breakdown 😭😭

[@MF-R]

33:00 (ish) Yes... that jaw thing is from talking too much. Aswell as clenching... I have it too. And I know damb well that's a molly induced injury :P.

[@teapotsoup2851]

I liked this book, cause bree was more interesting than Bella to read. Also I was probs just more interested in the 'being a vampire' part of the story

[@frankensteinlives]

Nothing will ever be more funny than the quick cuts to Robert Pattinson losing his mind

[@kellysouth8870]

Seattle isn’t on the Pacific Coast. The Olympic Peninsula (where Forks is located) borders the ocean and the body of water within the interior that forms the water border for Seattle is called Puget Sound

[@keeley-annefairie1219]

Please do the Crave books by Tracy Wolff

[@nothinnfancy]

i love watching u & pewds whenever i get the chance to scroll on here. youre hilarious and genuinely fun to listen to. idk how long its been, but uve stayed the tops for a long time since i found you thru all the changes. been cool to see you grow :)

[@1961-R.A.B]

good morning to me 👍👍 perfect way to start the day

[@copyrightcharacter1166]

This was an attempt of writing about Baby Jenks in Anne Rice's Queen of the Damned, but Stephanie never allowed herself to actually delve in depth into characters.

[@everestm.radley5669]

"Would drugs have made Twilight better... yes!" Okay, as an author myself, that made me crack up, hahaha. I'm not a huge fan of the Twilight series. I couldn't even get halfway through book 2 without wanting to throw the book across the room, and I honestly gave up shortly after that. But I do see why some people like it... (the same way people like TikTok and other, obviously horrible inventions...) Still, I think we should all give it up to Meyer for one reason. She proved to the world that you do not need talent to become a successful author. Yep. As insulting as that is to people like me who work really hard on our craft for years and years and years and don't just have a random dream and suddenly decide that we're going to turn it into a novel (Meyer's true story), at least we have that going for us!

[@chenamour]

so excited for the scathing review of breaking dawn!!

[@PriyaPans]

The laurel k Hamilton Anita Blake series would be a riot for you to review

[@BanglesAU]

I love how all your ads sound sarcastic. :)

[@evelynwright329]

this is the only twilight book I still own LOL I loved this book as a teen

[@trapadvisor]

I’m always here for the twilight vids