The UHC CEO deployed AI to deny benefits for sick people / Monopoly money found in shooters backpack

[@princesspupcake1269]

Leaving behind monopoly money is honestly just hilarious, this guy had rizz AND fucked with the cops. He's the people's hero.

[@toyotawitha20mm35]

Fr he's like an urban legend. A harbinger of justice. The messages he left on the Bullet casings too, just freaking awesome.

[@ZetaMoolah]

He is the people’s avenger.

[@ccelite3782]

He won't be caught. Like, ever

[@nochillwill4667]

An if he is we should find him innocent or call for nullification .

[@Weazyl003]

giving epic shitposter energy

[@mfsebcw]

at this point, i think the horrified expression is the realization that he agrees with them.

[@Mazmo911]

YES.

[@solleehasnolife4780]

Cactus man and Louis team up arc???

[@Dexter01992]

The fact elites and police are in total denial that people everywhere are unironically siding with the shooter, only proves how detached from common people they got.

[@jersefrenzer1265]

Police aren't supposed to change their course of action based on public perception (because that's how you get salem witch trials). That being said, the fact that this has turned into a manhunt is a little disappointing to me. My guess is that this incident would be written off as a cold case had the victim been anyone else.

[@boneless9311]

Nah they know, this is class war and they’ve been know that. The upper class never wants to let the working class get one step forward and so they’re scrambling now. They are detached too tho

[@SergeantSniper]

​@boneless9311 yeah, class war's been a thing in their minds. It's why they used propaganda to atomise people to mere individuals at every single level, from villifying collective action like unions and protests to calling the nuclear family structure "traditional" and the only right one.

[@haileybalmer9722]

@@jersefrenzer1265police are only supposed to protect rich people and their property. They have no further rules or morals.

[@kaijuultimax9407]

@@haileybalmer9722 Police are supposed to protect property rights in general, just because the rich people have successfully scammed most Americans out of actually owning anything doesn't change that. The only thing that's changed is that poor people own NOTHING now as opposed to back then when poor people still had houses and cars.

[@A_Lion_In_The_Sun]

Can confirm the Arizona guys are decent. They got their start in Brooklyn and still have their bottling plant on Long Island.

[@ccjl9160]

They're also very adamant about keeping the price of an Arizona 99 cents despite increasing production costs

[@A_Lion_In_The_Sun]

@ccjl9160 yea, but I've noticed a lot of stores not abiding by that. Kinda pisses me off because Arizona said that thats the price, no matter what

[@SpottedHares]

@@A_Lion_In_The_Sunyea depends on the store. Bashas in Arizona will keep the 99 cents but big box stores will inflate the prince

[@adamk.7177]

@@SpottedHares Bashas still exists? Holy crap. I thought they got bought out by Food City a long time ago.

[@Jeremo-FD]

I always thought Arizona was pretty cool. They dont spend money on advertising and keep their prices low. I'm sad to see its more than 1$ for a can nowadays though.

[@riku8799]

Oh you mean the Arizona Tea guy who has always made his tea affordable. Nah dude that guy should be a saint at this point.

[@ViridianFlow]

It sucks buying that stuff in Australia. It still has the 99c thing on the can but they charge like $8 for it here because importers are greedy AF

[@JLL111-b3h]

​@@ViridianFlow tbf there are costs to shipping and importing things, a $7 markup sounds outrageous though

[@stevencooper564]

When he mentioned him on the safe list, I agreed completely lol

[@MadameDex]

First he has to bring back the Chocolate Covered Cherry Cola and then he can be a saint.

[@stevencooper564]

@MadameDex wait what, that sounds fucking delicious?

[@Hugelag]

Is it bad that the voices are starting to make sense?

[@VanNessy97]

I think so. This guy's losing his edge

[@Astro_oh]

Only bad for you.

[@radaro.9682]

They always made sense. That was the funny/scary bit.

[@Dexter01992]

If the world is closer to cartoon dystopia than a sarcastic satire world, it's not the voice's fault.

[@LessGo7921]

@@VanNessy97tbh he started losing his edge the moment he sided with Drake 🤢

[@juliaboskamp9666]

"It America of course it legal" damn it hurts that it is so true.

[@piccalillipit9211]

You food isnt even legal here in the EU, its an offence to import Am3ric4n food

[@FerociousPaul]

"Put him on the safe list" LMFAO

[@JABRIEL251]

Leaving Monopoly money is wild.

[@kenfern2259]

The game of greed

[@kwyatt261]

It's actually so on the nose and perfect

[@ladyjane9077]

@@kwyatt261 agreed

[@AlaskaNativeManitou]

People dressing up as the shooter: "I am Spartacus!"

[@A_Lion_In_The_Sun]

@AlaskaNativeManitou they should be shouting "I'm shootacus!"

[@MadameDex]

There was a lookalike contest in NYC yesterday.

[@MS-fe3vo]

The fact that safe list includes only a bunch of "good apples" is wild when you think about it

[@Bailouts4Billionaires]

For real. Mostly (almost all) bad apples, and they’re looking to spoil those last few remaining good ones.

[@Smw006]

If Hank Green and John Green are CEOs we need to add them to the Safe List.

[@lostmysteries6870]

Hank is yes so definitely add him to the safe list

[@peachy_lili]

waking up tomorrow to all the coverage about the Monopoly money, and the conversation THAT will lead us to... the Adjuster is our folk hero and has given us gift after gift! IF YOU THINK YOU SAW HIM JUST REMEMBER.. no you didn't

[@DrizzleDrizzleNeverDies]

"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget". Actually, scratch the last part. Drink so that you can toast to the newest American Hero.

[@grnme8861]

Some body should make a song a nout this guy

[@Davorox1]

He's our Huckleberry. Our modern Tom Sawyer if you will.

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Remember, snitches get stitches and you don’t want to end up on the CEO blacklist

[@haileybalmer9722]

I thought “which CEOs are we trying to keep safe” and then remembered that I had a dream CostCo’s CEO died and the entire world went into mourning over the price of pizza and hot dog combos.

[@maxkrystal7403]

If anyone saw the shooter, No you didn’t

[@Kehwanna]

Can I say he went in the completely opposite direction I actually saw him head off into? "He went down there in that sewer, officers! He had a diving suit and dived right into the the raw sewage! You gotta go after him!"

[@maxkrystal7403]

@ that’s fine too

[@MsBluebot]

So wild he got caught at a McDonald’s when a worker knew him and called the cops

[@halfdragonhal]

You know it's bad when we are making a list of ceos not to give a forever nap .

[@lexecomplexe4083]

Lol the "safe list" here is actually the "LAST to be fried list" They only safe FOR NOW. When the rest are dealt with, we working down that "safe" list too

[@BootyWarrior80892]

☠️

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

And that list is particularly short

[@Fjaloeat1]

It’s really funny to me to see MAGA folks back this guy too when they voted for the guy that wants to make healthcare even worse.

[@baronbrummbar8691]

well Maga want to get rid or Obama care without obama care you are not obliget to deal with the shity insurance companys anymore .... they also want to make healthcare 1 cure one price so no price hiking for non insured people .... and TBH this would be a better system then what obama created

[@cheshireket3132]

Yeah, sure. Let us know when theres an actual plan rather than just "obama bad."​@@baronbrummbar8691

[@kwyatt261]

But what it tells you is that we ARE in fact more similar than we are different, and that we all want the same things, we just disagree on how to get it. This though, we ALL agree on this method when none of our other methods have worked and this one has seen record results.

[@Davorox1]

No leader is perfect. But I can say with my whole chest. THE LAST 4 YEARS SUCKED $100 doesn't even get me a full cart of groceries anymore. I'll take the Orange man if he can make it better

[@Kehwanna]

Just a good reminder that neither party has ever made the private healthcare system work for everyone adequately as envisioned. Yet every administration they waste loads of resources and time kicking the same dead horse. How many more elected politicians will it take for people to realize that having just a private healthcare system is abysmal?

[@RavenDravenek]

Ben&Jerry’s CEO is cool

[@lovehatetragedy823]

They must be protected at all costs 🍨

[@k.chriscaldwell4141]

Denied Around and Found Out of network.

[@pheonix_soldier]

DAFO?

[@UnitedWeStan]

He's the kind of criminal we all were waiting for. We all knew it would happen one day.

[@alexernst9448]

"Put him on the safe list" 😂

[@Seoul_Soldier]

The voices are starting to make sense. I don't know how to feel about this.

[@SuspiciousS.]

Out of context, that's wild

[@DrizzleDrizzleNeverDies]

I think the only American CEO I care about is Ryan Reynolds, specifically because he didn't jack up Mint prices when he bought it- instead, he raised the data limits on every plan. I don't even use it anymore, but kudos to him.

[@warmpianist]

Scrub Daddy CEO is actually a very cool guy. He actually invented Scrub Daddy, unlike those CEOs that just have their name slapped on stuff.

[@fanime1]

I love Ryan Reynolds too

[@2plus2doesnotequal53]

I've been a Mint subscriber for years and am very happy with them.

[@arceusinsanity301]

Are they including the people who had loved ones who got denied? They might be low balling the people with motive

[@gortab]

Or any professional hitman who would accept money from someone with loved ones who got denied.

[@Quizer9O8]

We got Hitman 2025 before GTA 6. 😮

[@cuddlecakes7153]

No this is Joker (2019) in real life. People are dressing up as him

[@baronbrummbar8691]

i mean i would call it hitman 3 IRL but yes

[@GoldenGearGrinder]

"Might have a motive" Gee, I don’t know of anyone who would hate a health insurance company and it's leadership...

[@Astro_oh]

I wonder if we can start getting landlords

[@notme8232]

Get on that Mao Zedong grindset

[@maxkrystal7403]

Que the Dead Kennedys song

[@MS-fe3vo]

More ammo? In this economy?

[@toyotawitha20mm35]

Nah, landlords are fine. At least they don't profit off of people's suffering.

[@lexecomplexe4083]

Already on it 🔫

[@Faceplates330]

"Mark Cuban." "He's safe." "Already on the list." That made me laugh.

[@ronaldrodriguez9038]

Leave the Arizona Ice Tea CEO out of this. Without that man, we wouldn’t have $1 Arizonas in any economy (good or bad) as he fought specifically so it wouldn’t have a price change. And it didn’t in the last decade (In my experience) .

[@stevencooper564]

Oh they're on the safe list, don't worry, lol. They're one of the few CEOs that people aren't itching to drop, lol.

[@kingofgrim4761]

The problem is many stores order them without the “99cent” tag and sell them for more than 99cent. If I worked as a cashier I’d always change the price for them though

[@ccjl9160]

AI was a mistake

[@mas-z6d]

No, humanity was

[@Nuhuh89652]

Maybe both?

[@Kehwanna]

AI says Epstein didn't kill himself. He was a rich criminal too, I think the police need to make finding his killer a top priority too.

[@tommysalami420]

AI is better than people. But AI still needs people

[@graysonllewellyn8734]

@@tommysalami420 ​ @mas-z6d You both chose the unfeeling collection of if-then statements that makes you feel better over your fellow man. YOU are the mistake.

[@jacobs483]

I think everyone should have a “whose up against my personal wall” list. It’s a good excercise is seeing how you actually define your values and your relationship with the concept of right and wrong.

[@isaacfreeman1]

Our Lord, Gabe N. Protect him.

[@YouWinAFREEiPOD]

I would moreso fear publicly traded companies in their motive to do harm.

[@lexecomplexe4083]

Not until he fixes Steam's clunky and also anticompetitive bullshit and gives us Half Life 3.

[@deadmeme8011]

​@@lexecomplexe4083What precisely is anticompetitive about Steam?

[@crazyjkass]

Is Steam anticompetitive or do we just not want to download a different launcher for every company? I personally hate having to get other companies launchers to run their game.

[@solleehasnolife4780]

@@deadmeme8011 It’s not that steam is anticompetitive, it’s that every other company’s launcher is anti-success. Like the levels of incompetence the others show is astounding. I honestly imagine the guys at valve placing bets on when they’ll actually be challenged.

[@jonahblock]

I deliver food to the arazona corparte hq, can confirm they are great guys

[@jokerlover300]

I feel like the difference between a good CEO and a bad CEO ends up being whether they have a history of retail service or other blue collar work.

[@Warp2090]

WHAT ABOUT SCRUB DADDY CEO 😭😭

[@FrozenRaven-uh3kb]

It's to late unfortunate 😔

[@Kehwanna]

Ashley Madison's CEO has been on a few enraged spouses' lists for a while.

[@rubyannr6898]

Add Aldi to the safe list.

[@justincase4668]

Auf gar keinen Fall.

[@fanime1]

Yes, they're the only retail place in America I know of that pays their cashiers well and let them sit. I used to be a cashier for Target and my legs have never been the same since. I hate how this country has a weird fascination with making minimum wage workers stand for jobs that don't require it.

[@ddiondewitt369]

Something he needed to get off his community chest was DIABOLICAL 😂😂😂👌😮‍💨🔥

[@HellspawnAirsoft]

I’m really tempted to give advice to people that would help this guy evade the cops, but I feel like that might be a felony.

[@princesspupcake1269]

unfortunately yes, that would most likely get you a visit from the cops but you could tell people how to best avoid the cops, in a minecraft cops and robbers mod OBVIOUSLY. :)

[@JoybuzzerX]

Just spread the word of the day, nullification

[@deductivereasoning4257]

Just say hypothetically before each statement...

[@ViridianFlow]

If the guy is still in the US that'd be crazy. Like they think he already got out of the city, why bother staying in the country at that point?

[@MsBluebot]

@@ViridianFlowhe got caught at a McDonald’s of all places

[@emory5533]

1:10 the little nod he does 😂

[@JKingSniper]

Costco and Arizona keeping prices down, understandable lol

[@Aprilthedark]

Hitman 2025 is crazy

[@bazzfromthebackground3696]

Not just accurate. _Bigly accurate._

[@MrRawrCEO]

1:15 Are...are they okay?

[@mrcocoloco7200]

Don't know, but it's funny as hell.

[@Corvid_Collector]

Put Gabe N on the safe list

[@daleksec01]

Idk about Mark Cuban… but you know who SHOULDN’T be protected? Mr. “Wonderful”

[@ad_astra468]

He's such a pick me millionaire, he's not even a billionaire but he sure works hard to show he has nothing but contempt for the working class.

[@fanime1]

Yes. He always gave me asshole vibes

[@lordkameguru7851]

Costco is fiercely anti union. Arizona Ice Tea guy is the only one we should consider safe imho

[@Daddo-Penguin]

ofc the arizona tea ceo is safe bro makes good affordable tea.

[@ad_astra468]

I have a bad feeling that in 50 years people will talk about Cyberpunk like we talk about the Simpson.

[@imaniislander755]

Mann this guy reallly is john wick or killerbean for real fans

[@imaniislander755]

50 minutes in

[@69Kazeshini]

I'll never stop laughing at the Hitman 2025 bit

[@Chase251]

With all the chaos in politics left vs right it’s nice to see us agree on something it shows that Lewis and off screen voice agree for once hopefully when they realize trump is exactly like those ceos

[@phillynurse9492]

This is only the beginning wait until ppl Start talking about Real Page the AI software that is responsible for the national high rent prices.

[@cuddlecakes7153]

Wait they are dressing as the shooter?! Joker 2019 was just a prophecy

[@serazvi5387]

The lookalike contest 😂 people being like "I'M SPARTACUS!!"

[@SuperPuzzler]

Once again, the off-camera crazy dude is making sense. Make the Rich Scared Again! #MRSA

[@CryoJnik]

Might wanna change that anagram

[@SuperPuzzler]

@@CryoJnik May I ask why?

[@CryoJnik]

@@SuperPuzzler MRSA is a type of bacteria that's proven resistant to certain antibiotics. It's responsible for a pretty bad staph infection

[@RisinTyson]

I agree with the list

[@coprographia]

Just leave Gabe Newell alone, and we’re good. I don’t think he’s technically even a CEO?

[@ad_astra468]

Why would anyone go after Valve's CEO??? There's plenty of evil company Valve isn't one of them.

[@Reincarnation-IsReal]

Poisonous Food because of For-profit

[@octosalias5785]

I dont know, if assassins could be industry plants this guy seems like it. Just a lot of memeing. Anyway Australia had to discontinue use of Insurance AI because people literally died.

[@fanime1]

Australia once again being ahead of the U.S.

[@Link10103]

wait, the money thing was real? lmfao

[@fanime1]

Same! I thought it was a meme!

[@KGshowfan]

I feel a bit guilty for laughing but only for a quick second.

[@mrblakeboy1420]

add gabe newell to the list

[@piccalillipit9211]

#DOUBLETAPACEO should be the next Tic Tok trend

[@PatchWorkExe]

Nice hat

[@MSHNKTRL]

that shi sounded like me a second before coom

[@olyokie]

And the We The People deployed a young American hero to deal with that…….. Who’s next?

[@YuriBo26]

Good CEO list

[@ToxicCatt-y7c]

Tiktok is dubbing him The Adjuster. If Elon is Iron Man, that makes him Joker.

[@Dexter01992]

Elon is not IRL Tony Stark. He's Justin Hammer.

[@cimroa]

Is that a shower cap?

[@crazyjkass]

It's called a bonnet. Similar to a sleeping cap. You wear it to protect your hair from breakage. Mostly worn by black people and women with long hair.

[@cimroa]

@@crazyjkass oh okay. thanks

[@AgentQQ8]

… not a great debut outing for SkyNet …

[@MadameDex]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Supremeteamcaptain]

Bro why you wearing my grandma’s shower cap? Take that goofy ah cap off 😂

[@mjangelvortex]

That's a bonnet. It's useful for people with curly hair to wear before bed because it protects the hair from breakage and frizz.

[@patrickpettyjr.3134]

Is that a shower cap on your head?

[@ddiondewitt369]

It’s called a bonnet 😑

[@patrickpettyjr.3134]

@@ddiondewitt369 Why is he wearing that crap on his head?

[@FDRIsSuperiorToRegan]

😍 😍 😍 you are so cute 😍

[@isaaccraig8711]

At least people aren't attacking *every* corporation. That's a good thing.

[@davidy22]

I don't like which lines were given to the strawman here. I do hope it's not what I think it is.

[@manny251000]

I want to like this guys’ content but hes too “Loud = Funny”

[@DillyTheWillyWilliams]

There was a guy in facebook who said the peoppe deserved it for signing a contract with the company.

[@NudaMan]

I know your neighbors probably think you’re absolutely insane with all that screaming lmaooooo Btw Arizona tea used to be made with urine 😂

[@L33royJ3nkinz]

That's a lie, neither Arizona tea, nor energy drinks as was suggested this year, are made with urine. The Arizona tea myth comes from a Huzler's article, and the energy drink myth stems from misinformation regarding a specific chemical used in its production.

[@happyninja42]

man seriously dude, your voice is like....screeching. i have to drop my volume down so fucking low for your videos compared to like anything else to save my eardrums

[@wuzittooya]

You clicked on it though.

[@empressphoenixrose]

That's part of it's charm. Just turn down the volume before you click on it or turn the volume off and read the captions. It wouldn't be as good without the fiery spirit of Hitman 2025. That drug out guttural grunt at the end this time was a cherry on top.

[@prezhenz6969]

Lmfao

[@Yohtoh]

Sounds like a skill issue 😅 Ain't nobody else complaining 😂

[@adandyguyinspace5783]

Rage bait

[@tä̇̃]

Oh no... n-n-n-n-not the FREE MARKET! How horrible-businesses being able to have the freedom to operate without overbearing restrictions...

[@Morgan313]

Found the CEO 🔫

[@princesspupcake1269]

Oh wait, are you being for real-real?

[@tä̇̃]

@@princesspupcake1269 Yes, if you do your research, you will see that capitalism, personal liberty, and the American Dream all perish under a pit of restrictions and regulations. Socialism is a false prophet.

[@naps_878]

@@princesspupcake1269 i'm guessing not, since nobody ever types "not" with multiple trailing n's unless they want to be sarcastic

[@Bdawgvalidest]

@@tä̇̃ Lol who tf said anything about socialism, its not about socialism, its about basic human decency; Which decent human being makes an ai for the sole purpose of ruining people's lives? I for one would say that it isn't an overbearing restriction to prevent health insurance companies from scamming their customers. Stop. Dickriding. Rich. Oligarchs. THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU.