The ultimate douche commercial compilation

[@wsidechris]

"Sounds like it's time for Massengill." Every mother remembers the moment she said that to her daughter.

[@LawnBunny777]

Smells like it's time for Massengill

[@joetomalee3315]

I remember the time I said to my dad, “Sometimes I don’t feel fresh . . .”

[@AnthonyWilliams-li5mz]

My mom was different. Whenever she served me a tuna fish sandwich I knew something was wrong.

[@jeff6413]

I'm 37 and these commercials still bring out my inner Beavis and Butthead 😂😂😂

[@MusicManSeanB]

Dude damn...LMMFAO!!!!

[@abinashmishra329]

🎶 Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche… 🎶 It’s my little douche coupe…

[@TehOneTrewIdjut]

@@abinashmishra329 when I was a kid I swear I heard the word douche. I heard “Revved up like douche, another roller in the night.” I was way off.

[@supertenor2767]

I'm turning 50. Lol Same.

[@RobAnthonyDire]

I think I'm still traumatized from seeing these commercials after school every day. I actually thought this is how women talked to each other when they were alone

[@atallguynh]

That beach one is a classic... Thanks for helping me explain to my teenage daughter what this word means that she keeps using so incessantly, and how incredibly campy 80s ads were.

[@kittiephanatic3456]

"Honey, I used to change your diapers; talk." My mom and I laughed our asses off at those commercials back in the day. 😹😸😹😸

[@ColdBloodedBastard]

So mothers and daughters don't talk like that??? 😵😵😵😵

[@markelijio6012]

Yes!

[@rickyparker4436]

Boy her mama whipped that box out fast! 😆 Fresh Cooter=Confidence

[@timothywynne7903]

Jesus!! That's funny!!!

[@Col92018]

Growing up I laughed my ass off watching this 😂

[@SherriAlley]

Where is the musty ball sac cleaner? Can someone tag me in those commercials?

[@GreatMewtwo]

The closest things we have are Dude Wipes.

[@MichaelJacksonzGlove]

😅😅 "Musty ball sac cleaner." Exactly.

[@rr7firefly]

A white woman in a white dress holding white flowers. What could be cleaner and fresher than that?

[@cheewawa4065]

The clam strip needs to be fresh for my husband.

[@ShiloCoulter13]

Those are actually really bad for your vagina. Doctors advise against using them. That being said, these were both hilarious and made me cringe.

[@brentmann2988]

4:29 The singer is Kasey Cisyk. She was one of the all-time great jingle singers. "Have you driven a Ford... lately?" That's her. She also was the first singer to record "You Light Up My Life."

[@markelijio6012]

That was her alright. She sang the song for Summer's Eve from 1984 until 1997. Kasey Cisyk died in 1998 at her home in Manhattan, New York and survived by her husband since 1983 and one child. RIP, Kasey.

[@Nocturne22]

I wonder if she was proud of her douche jingle.

[@AnthonyWilliams-li5mz]

That's why I Miss Piggy douches with vinegar and honey cuz Kermit likes his ham sweet.

[@TimW_666]

Anthony Williams hahahaha that’s a nice joke, ur funny

[@DavidSmith-oh3re]

Miss Piggy Douched with vinagar and honey because Kermit liked sweet and sour pork

[@mitchellquartero]

🤣

[@melaniemills4505]

What's long, green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger. 🐷

[@MusicManSeanB]

@@DavidSmith-oh3re dude log off now....LMFAO!!!

[@davidl570]

Anyone recognize the daughter @ 2:16? That's Liz Moses, who previously played Lisa in the original version of the show 321 Contact. Interesting career change (I guess!).

[@C4_Shaf]

The Hygiene Commercial Translator: "Not being Fresh" = needing douche on your vagoo. "Being regular" = pooping regularly "Being active" = pooping a lot

[@lootleo4022]

I’m almost 50 and I remember these. I cringe. My mom never allowed me to go near that mess.

[@midtownmartyr7895]

You and your mom were both against washing out your cunts? Gross 🤮

[@johnnyfucker183]

it's so fresh, it gives me a feeling of freshness. lol I guess English has evolved we don't use adj twice like that

[@rickrudd]

Hahahah! I noticed that as well. That said, the second one (the one who's says "fresh" twice) is a total smokeshow!

[@LawnBunny777]

The don't want to use the word "smell"

[@LawnBunny777]

Notice how they use the word "feel" instead of "smell"?

[@unlikeavirgin]

You’ll smell as fresh as this ocean we’re strolling on.

[@diamondtiara84]

Maybe it was a conspiracy started by some unscrupulous gynecologists who wanted women to use these products, mess themselves up inside and need to see a doctor; more patients, more money.

[@andreabernal1518]

No.. most doctors want to help. These products were brought to us by GlaxoSmithKline. This was yet another assault from the pharmaceutical companies. They spend millions marketing thus stuff.. they show bullshit studies to doctors and governments.. Coincidentally (I'm sure, 🙄 ) douching has also been linked to cervical cancer. Also GlaxoSmithKline came out with a hpv vaccine in 2009.

[@larrylmedina]

For a fresh pippit.

[@JonBoltinghouse]

😂

[@rebecaperez7913]

Omg!!! I remember each and every commercial 😳 I’m old 😂

[@deerfish3000]

The daughter @ 2:14 used to play Lisa on 3-2-1 Contact (a kids science show on PBS)

[@bdh70]

I miss these commercials. I have a road trip coming up, had to come here for conversation ideas

[@scottbishop6458]

Conversation ideas?😂🥸

[@JG4EVER]

Discuss one that mixes vinegar with baking soda and just absolutely explodes up there.

[@ScottyKirk1]

How "fresh" is "fresh" anyways? 😨

[@Sickofsociety1]

Extra mild for me. I choose extra cleansing! Bwahahahahahahahaha

[@Riverlikestowrite]

how did this end up being an amazing haiku

[@DNBursky]

I always thought it was vinegar and oil, and wondered why they used salad dressing. :)

[@josephcornell3083]

These still make me laugh. I don’t know why

[@StarBellySneetch]

Cause it’s tragically awesome

[@Modoruu]

Why douche?😂

[@JPLooney]

So THATS the point of all those old commercials... I never knew XD!

[@krystavernier]

Who’s here after buying Lume to get a laugh? 😆

[@smittykins]

Effectol! Cepticin! Puraclean!

[@giovannirastrelli9821]

smittykins All fancy names for Lysol.

[@kenhollis6197]

And they never explain what the hell they are.

[@percypape]

Yes I 100% have been looking for the douche commercials...but NEVER DREAMED I WOULD GET THEM IN 1 LOCATION, you wonderful genius😭

[@fieldaj2011]

Can’t watch this without laughing. Is this stuff even sold anymore?!?!

[@poopculturepodcast]

As long as there are not so fresh folks out there, there shall be douche! :)

[@giovannirastrelli9821]

Andrew Field It’s still sold, but no longer advertised.

[@paulaward6764]

Massengill isn't but summers eve is all over the place

[@emlodik]

Paula Ward Massengill is still sold here in CO.

[@Col92018]

I got a song.the mother and daughter could sing 'i douche you ,you douche me we have got a family 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kcwhiff8244]

Featuring Cool Ranch and Cheesy Taco scented!

[@Left-Earth]

*Why are we watching this?* 😂

[@markelijio6012]

Because it’s very important for today’s women. And some ways such as what will your life be... if you should go!!!

[@zymaymyn]

2:14 Lisa from season 1 of "3-2-1 Contact" (Liz Moses).

[@marthascheff1308]

Yeah….. can’t say I’ve ever had one of these heart-to-heart douchy conversations with my mom. 😆

[@Modoruu]

4:42 brings back freshness anytime 😂

[@amitaikatz5929]

PFFFFFFFT

[@dgtom]

I never knew there was a jingle about douches.

[@MJ-co8er]

Don’t forget Massengale with Effectol Lolol

[@pantegohummus8215]

Its time for Massengil

[@65wiseman]

So lovely, so beautiful, so sensuous, so fresh -

[@williamrusso3130]

3:14 A comma's just begging to be put in there.

[@dog8668]

Can't believe ppl used to do this back then lol

[@angeldark404]

Showing this to my 12 yr old. ×-×

[@OmeedNOuhadi]

Doou-Che!

[@Amy-gn6zw]

“I want my vajayjay to smell like flowers.” 💐 😱

[@plurpee.]

I literally choked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@boobraschmidt2199]

I'm waiting for Judy Tenuta to jump out and say oh maam I just dont feel fresh!!!

[@robheaton]

The newest idea in douches!

[@Modoruu]

3:13 😂

[@Mister_Listener]

I have loved these ridiculous douche talk as commercial scenarios since i was a kid: sewing room, catamarand, portrait studio, beach, ladies room, always with a slow motion daisy falling to the floor next to the word Massengill. But now, having seen all of them in one video, it made me sad. Thats right. Sad. How sad that women are tricked into so much fear and shame! Hopefully that gal on youtube who invented LUMI deodorant can put all this shame and preadatory marketing to bed once and for all in 2021 and beyond!

[@alchemicalsoul]

No one even knows what "effectol" does to this day.

[@michaellong8702]

HEART ❤️😘 attack snoop

[@pamdemic]

"Puraclean"

[@jamjam7819]

I am showing this to a guy at work . Literally blowing his mind , he had not a clue females do this. 🤓

[@buckshot6481]

Ahh Bad Fish time !

[@matthewnovakoski8479]

It helps crabs

[@rivit7615]

Freshness and confidence she's never had before? How bad was it before hand ffs?

[@matthewnovakoski8479]

And a bag of chips 🤮

[@StarBellySneetch]

M A G I C.

[@RobAnthonyDire]

🤣

[@justin5021]

Extra mild means its not very spicy to your minge

[@007coleyfoley]

COLEY FOLEY SAYS: THE MOTHER SHOULD'VE SAID----"NOW DAUGHTER, I KNOW U DON'T DOUCHE"... DAUGHTER----"HOW DID U KNOW THAT, MOM...? MOTHER----"SEE THAT GIGANTIC FLOCK OF FUCKIN SEAGULLS...? THEY'VE BEEN FOLLOWING US EVER SINCE WE STEPPED FOOT ON THE BEACH"... HAHAHAHA!

[@JonBoltinghouse]

BAHAHAHAHAHA.....LMAO

[@matthewnovakoski8479]

I’m hungry

[@paulgeez5938]

Mr. ROGERS douche arm

[@e7m10]

1:50

[@melanietoth1376]

Why was this ever a thing? Honestly, I'm asking

[@kenhollis6197]

Because it was an old fashioned idea that your vag was dirty and needed special cleansing.

[@pajamamar2011]

Puke...🤢🤢🤣🤔

[@lazybelphegore6748]

So if you use the one with baking soda and then use the one with vinegar wouldn’t that make a volcano in your cooch?

[@bluemoon9501]

A curious male here, but is douching still a recommended practice? The girls that I know have shared that douching can mess up your Ph. And so they don’t do it.

[@charlotteg1963]

A simple bath.

[@kenhollis6197]

I've heard the pH thing from nurses. Douching seems like an antiquated practice.

[@bluemoon9501]

@@kenhollis6197 right, I hear everything from douching to using scented body wash can off set the ph of the female flower and cause I’m some... unwanted side effects.

[@kathygillan3244]

Actually they’ve proven that actually the odor comes from your anus. Refer to the Lume commercials. 😄

[@karmarose6332]

It's no longer recommended. It can cause bacterial vaginosis which *will* cause odor.

[@CrimsonSurvival]

Ah yes, the good ol days. Before everything became PC.

[@midleno8364]

PC?

[@kenhollis6197]

@@midleno8364 Yeah, apparently, talking about douching is non-PC. 🙄

[@Nocturne22]

You seems not so fresh

[@wolfiehampton727]

Notice how they only advertised it for women? Not for men? Despite its history of being used by all sexes? 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[@SurrealisticSlumbers]

Schwetty balls

[@kirkgriffin3336]

Lynx Lefay No. Up his ass. To clean it out for another man to use.

[@SurrealisticSlumbers]

@@kirkgriffin3336 😮

[@kirkgriffin3336]

Lynx Lefay I know, sweetheart

[@kenhollis6197]

@@kirkgriffin3336 Well, I can attest to that. It's still used by anyone wanting to engage in anal sex. Straight people do it, too. 😉

[@michaellong8702]

Z73------37. B