The ULTIMATE Elden Ring DIVORCE Tier List

[@jaidinsmith1843]

“Many marriages end in divorce” that’s canon, it’s in the lore

[@anonymousname6238]

Prepare to cry

[@skinless5136]

Umm actually, my mummy never divorced my daddy because they were never married 🤓🤓

[@battlericky17]

@@anonymousname6238 prepare to cry set me off 😂😂😂😂

[@speccothy]

He left her for a BioWare fade to black banging cutscene.

[@F3nres]

Beautiful

[@nicolasnarvaezcamacho3223]

Rennala's divorce will definitely, absolutely, surprisingly go down as one of the most divorces in all of elden ring

[@ethereal3336]

no truer words have ever been spoken before

[@snorseburger7381]

@@ethereal3336 no words have ever been spoken before

[@dont-touch-mepg1392]

HEY! That picture in the beginning isn't her breaking the elden ring but trying to fix it so sayith the VaatiVidya!

[@Gray_Gold]

it was so divoce

[@amenierumer3656]

You forgot one of the most crucial divorces in the game: the Melina divorce. She either sacrifices herself or leaves and pledges to kill you, both result in a divorce

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737]

Technically her dying isn’t divorce it is til death do us part after all lol

[@stinky4236]

@@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737 and it did them apart, technically being a divorce

[@codyw1023]

i quit for a month after that... or may have been godskin duo☠

[@codyw1023]

@@stinky4236 if someones spouse dies you wouldn't refer to them as divorced but widowed

[@stinky4236]

@@codyw1023 yeah but are they together in a marriage?

[@iaxonmaxon6835]

If you do the Flame of Franzy ending + Hyettas quest, at the end of her questline you will burn her so we could count that as a divorce

[@Chris-hz8lj]

long have I awaited this video

[@PowerAids]

you alsoget your divorce with melina

[@dmanmanz]

There's also the divorce with the Frenzied Flame once you stick Miquella's needle infront of the Dragonlord.

[@HumanB312]

That’s till death do us part

[@F3nres]

Fairly certain that's just murder

[@russian_knight]

My favorite divorce in elden ring was the divorce I had with the entire world when I incinerated it after I accepted the frenzied flame

[@aggressiverigel9183]

😎

[@arcticflames6932]

My favourite divorce is when i divorce the almighty blood build

[@dogofwarr]

average frenzy flame enjoyer

[@Xahnel]

But what about when the Flame divorced you? After all, it must consume all that exists and return it to perfect equity, and you exist.

[@dogofwarr]

that silly little forest fire owes me for getting it out of the sewers it wouldn't dare divorce me

[@0nfroid]

Its pretty canon that Tark is just a sentient png that has taken over a computer that was bought by someone who was just divorced.

[@ryhluen9311]

it's in the lore

[@YuvalGrossbergoxiral]

It's cannon

[@blueblaze5160]

“Divorces are sad, but fictional divorces can be fun” absolutely brought me on board to this video.

[@compatriot852]

Poor Rennala was never the same are having to deal with Radagon's severe foot fetish and italian divorce novel obsession

[@izzytoast743]

Radagons severe what now

[@aant429]

​@@izzytoast743foot fetish and Italian divorce novel, hope that helps out

[@dadshah0286]

You missed the divorce of Vyke and Lansseax. Truly one of the relationships in the game.

[@LtCdrXander]

Dragonussy

[@nightscout9979]

He might have just been platonically loved, as he's noted as loved with a group. Vyke might have had feelings for his Finger Maiden though, but that's just a shot in the dark. However, you could maybe try to spin Placidusax's god (not outer god) fleeing as a potential divorce.

[@khajiitimanus7432]

​@@nightscout9979 OR.... Lansseax was polyamorous and knew how to fetch a body count in more ways than one.

[@B1g_B0sssss]

I wonder if they did something what would happen in a bioware game.

[@B1g_B0sssss]

@@suntzu9076 homophobes gotta love killing fortissax.

[@brado.y.7919]

My favorite part of Radagon's divorce was when he powered up and yelled "It's divorcin time". 10/10 changed my life, cured my cancer and removed monkeypox

[@DNOVO]

😂

[@chongert6396]

Why did you have monkeypox 🤨

[@user-hn4zn9nx3c]

@@chongert6396 because of THE LOATHESOME DUNG EATER :(

[@arcticflames6932]

@@chongert6396 because he had monkey brain

[@jackwithrow536]

@@user-hn4zn9nx3c bang dung eater cutscene

[@thebigsucc030]

My parent’s divorce still beats all of this since it caused Farum Azula to crumble

[@brentbentKRFP]

My parent's divorce is the reason why we lose all our runes when we die. Not that it's a contest or anything, let's just say they tried to have a threeway with the primal source of glintstone sorcery.

[@Patchess]

@@brentbentKRFP youre less funny

[@marchwhitlock6455]

My favourite thing about this video is how, whilst he mostly relays true lore found in the game, he also mixes in one or two completely batshit insane lies out of nowhere without acknowledging them whatsoever. It keeps you on your toes. One second I’m learning about Miquella’s curse of eternal youth and the next, I’m being told that bloody fingers are made through sanguinary digital autopedication.

[@StimmBehr]

The saddest divorce was Blaidd from his life when I wanted his cool sword.

[@user-hn4zn9nx3c]

didn't D and rogier get a divorce too? I think it was because rogier wanted to cure the whole death blight thing and D wanted to kill anyone with it, creating a conflict of interest that lead up to their divorce That's right, D stands for Darian, Devin, and Divorce

[@vogunBurgundy]

Probably would be tiered D, for Deathblight.

[@Yougotcaged102]

That's canon, it's in the lore

[@Mrjakokos]

Gol D Rogier

[@samf.s.7731]

Gideon and Dolores is one of the divorces also not mentioned

[@user-hn4zn9nx3c]

​@@samf.s.7731 maybe, but it was never shown that they divorced but instead Seluvis kidnapped her

[@pixelmug9658]

I think the Ranni/Tarnished divorce is more spiritual than physical. By the time you complete the age of the stars ending, the player has most likely cemented themselves as the best divorce lawyer of all time. Ranni knows this and realizes that if she ever tries to divorce the tarnished, they will use their ashes of war: Legal loopholes to take practically everything. Therefore I agree with your rating if we’re talking about physical divorce, but if we’re talking about the bigger picture, then it’s a solid B tier in my opinion.

[@darthplagueis13]

What tier is Radahn and Jerren? I mean, on one hand, Jerren holds a massive festival with the explicit purpose of having his homie murdered but on the other hand, it's for Radahn's best if you think about it, with him going nuts from the scarlet rot and developing unhealthy eating habits and all that. Plus, Jerren totally refuses to simp for any other witch.

[@geargrinder7714]

The divorce of Tark and Dung Eater is the most sad. I cried so hard I pooped a little

[@josedorsaith5261]

Cry so hard you shid your pant

[@bimates2690]

Dung Eater: 👀

[@Thermait]

This comment had no business being so funny 😂 😂😂🤣

[@sky-ow6rm]

The best divorce in the game of course is the one I've done with my wife. She took the kid btw. Just like my mum did when she left my dad. Truly remarkable

[@henryburke2158]

C Tier tbh. Pretty generic and uninspired, but still works

[@sky-ow6rm]

@@henryburke2158 guess it’s time to prepare for the next divorce

[@therighttrousers343]

@@sky-ow6rm try harder to make it more original next time. Maybe do it in a funny hat, or try doing it through a treasure hunt. I dunno, have fun with it, let your personality shine through!

[@sky-ow6rm]

@@therighttrousers343 I decided to do it with a dead pigeon. Thanks for the advice!

[@olcadan_13]

guys what weapons would you recommend for a divorce build????

[@fes4861]

Prob a bleed whip

[@query8265]

I recommend the Moonlight Greatsword in one hand and the Golden Order Greatsword in the other, since those were the weapons given to Radagon and Renalla on the day of their marriage, which ended in divorce. In terms of armor, I recommend the Ronin's set, since it was worn by Yura before he got his divorce, and the White Mask as a helmet since Varre divorces you at the end of his quest line. For talismans, I suggest the Bull-Goats Talisman for added poise (stability in a relationship is important for preventing divorce), the Green-Turtle Talisman and the Viridian Amber Medallion for added stamina and stamina regeneration (many divorces are caused by couples lacking the energy, or stamina, to continue the relationship), and the Great-Jar's Arsenal for added equip load (a toxic relationship can weigh down on you, leading to divorce). Speaking of toxic relationships, you should use Fetid Pots and Poisonbone Darts as your consumables for finishing off opponents like divorces finish off a marriage. In terms of combat strategy, I recommend playing very defensively and not going for any trades, since that behavior in real life typically leads to divorce. I hope you enjoy this Elden Ring IGN Divorce Build Guide!

[@funnyuser2796]

Family heads

[@non-applicable3548]

A hangar and whiskey bottle

[@RebisOfTheseus]

The inseparable sword because faith and denial are the ingredients of a true divorce

[@antreaskanaris5412]

The best divorce in elden ring was pvp tryhards and Rivers of blood , and the second is when we the players divorced miyazaki because he gave us a male feet scene instead of a female one

[@Chris-hz8lj]

pro tip when you knock rennala down in 1st phase you can see her feet. thank me later

[@antreaskanaris5412]

A blessing from the Lord

[@samf.s.7731]

I'm sorry what? When? Whose feet?

[@inserisciunnome]

Ah, Manmade horrors wich are, tragically, Just barely within my comprehension! How fun!

[@kas8ia]

girlies stay winning 😎😋

[@kishore_yt]

I WILL love this video, I'm sure of it...it's in the lore

[@hannessagichnicht6073]

Hello, this is Moghs Lawyer. After Recent Shadow of the Erdtree events, my client has been cleared of all charges since, it was Miquella who was abusing my client. We would like to have a new word about that settlement of yours

[@battlericky17]

“Elden ring is absolutely brimming with divorces” 😂😂😂😂😂 Youre the best man

[@Αστερίων13]

What about Rykard and Tanith? They started like a nice couple and it seems they loved eachother but then Rykard wanted to marry Eiglay the serpent king (and if you consider Daedicar's woe description in patch 1.0 Rykard was/is canonically bisexual) and their divorce ended with Tanith, now a single mother with an adoptive daughter, romantically eating her ex husband face after he became a mass murderer giant snake

[@breadg1818]

Damn that a real S tier divorce

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Important detail about Godfrey! He came from an era when Omens were seen as blessed creatures, not cursed ones. So he likely had no problem with his kids being Omens, and probably wasn't too happy with Marika locking them in a sewer dungeon.

[@shreyas5165]

bro please never stop, ive been binging your videos the past few days and theyre the best thing ever, i been dying laughing ever since

[@shadowaeon7668]

The lack of Langseax, Vyke and his fingermaiden divorce rating saddens me. Man's finger maiden commits suicide while having access to Dragon Lover, but instead Vike got tricked into becoming a living Burnt bacon. Man Avoided the coveted Dragon Waifu for the Ex ho divorced. Scandalous.

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

mohg and miquella is actually far less messed up than anything the gods of greece ever got up to. they married and had children with direct siblings, not even half siblings. zeus and hera are direct siblings.

[@brentbentKRFP]

You forgot the shotgun divorce! It's like a shotgun wedding except it's a divorce, the shotgun holder was Marika and the one not wanting divorce was The Greater Will and Radagon. Marika forced Destined Death out of the Elden Ring family, divorcing it from the Golden Order. She then spirited Destined Death away from anybody's sight so The Greater Will couldn't even get visitation rights.

[@inserisciunnome]

So THAT'S why the GW Left the Lands Between. The plot thickens!

[@wimblopimpli7672]

Now I want a game set in a fantasy medieval Europe where you’re a divorce lawyer that has to adventure through different kingdoms to hand goblins,orcs elfs,king,dragons and other adventurers their divorce papers

[@crymstall916]

Divorced lawyer in another world

[@mcz_13]

Showing Divayth Fyr at the whole Radagon marrying himself bit had me fucking dying please know that at least one person got the joke there

[@chad5577]

I wish I could get kidnapped in ER like I did in Bloodborne.

[@gonggonglive]

Go to the bottom of Raya Lucaria. Specifically, the bottom of that rotating elevator thing

[@chad5577]

@@gonggonglive it was a little too obscure for me to get it on my first playthrough. I found out about online but by then I already beat the game.

[@chad5577]

@@gonggonglive in bb there was actually a cool cutscene that made me go wtf. In er it’s straight teleportation.

[@pieofgods1244]

The isolated merchant in the capital outskirts also says the word, "divorce" in one of his voicelines, take that as you will.

[@user-hn4zn9nx3c]

Best divorce in elden ring is from one's trade..

[@payforoxygen]

but what rank is my parent's divorce?

[@Ryder274]

D tier

[@payforoxygen]

@@Ryder274 which stands for divorce amazing

[@amitsiso36]

easy s tier

[@Ryder274]

@@amitsiso36 D was for divine

[@codybunz6311]

We need an updated tier list. To restore Mohgs honor

[@harrykearns5508]

Ranni literally lovebombed everyone who did her quest line. This includes me. I can live with that.

[@kristinaxfrost]

My favourite divorce is the one between the Tarnished and Varre because you are the Other Woman in the relationship. So not only do you act as the wounded party and divorce lawyer by killing Varre, but you also bear witness to the divorce between Varre and Mogh, who could not be present due to personal reasons (plot twist: Varre was also the Other Woman). You also sign the paperwork, due to Varre being... spiritually absent from court.

[@ebgamesemployee2764]

It was so cool when radagon when it's divorcing time and he divorced all over rennala

[@adammick3224]

I cannot tell you how much joy these videos bring me

[@gubthefoolish4436]

Theory fire giant is the burnt jolly green giant and now he's the very not jolly not green at all giant

[@thetrayshman7460]

I hope you never stop making videos like this. Elite tier humor.

[@GoochberryPie]

I'm disappointed Bombert and Grunch got stuck at B-tier. Finishing Grunch's questline prepared me to cry. Easily A-tier material.

[@Picmanreborn]

"Godfrey seems like a stand up guy, he's strong, and he stands up" -dark tank🤣🤣🤣

[@ath3na74]

You forgot everyone’s favorite divorce, how malenia left gowry with 5 kids and no child support

[@AnimatedTerror]

Turns out mohg was innocent (of being a mohglester) we were fed bad intel! But we did manage to get him and radahn out of the single worst polyamorous relationship with the imperion forever child. Miquella was the real creep all along.

[@budthechud8913]

Think about it, after you did all the hard work for the age of stars ending what's going to happen? The same thing that happened to Godfrey the guy who did all the hard work for the erdtree! Was the four armed handie worth it?

[@periwinkle6676]

yes, it was worth it

[@bazah23]

The only thing that is worth with the stars ending is the trophy 🗿

[@touchMelilbro]

Yes.

[@isaacjohnson4123]

I think Bomburt and Grunch's divorce should have been higher up. It has to be the second most impactful divorce before Marika and Radagon.

[@Methar39]

What about Gostoc and Godrick ? I'm sure they were forming a nice homosexual couple but then Godrick gave him the gate-opening job and because of that Gostoc asked for divorce. It explains everything so perfectly

[@periwinkle6676]

Gostoc is Godrick's son (if cut content is still canon)

[@alelliot3869]

@@periwinkle6676 So?

[@thaddeusgigachaddeus2954]

@@periwinkle6676 there's no biological reason for a divorce in that situation

[@andresrodriguez2343]

Man you just hit the spot with these videos, it’s like I am having a fever dream the whole time. Please make it so space a time don’t affect you we need infinite funny

[@Qrmit_the_Frog]

It's ok rennala, Radagon's just out to buy milk and cigarettes. He'll be back any day now.

[@TomJohnson-i8o]

i should send this to my parents and see where they rank theirs

[@fizzymilk2246]

Hey Tark did you know that 40-50 percent of all marriages end in a divorce? Just a quick fun fact for you Tark

[@thefluffyboy6771]

Dark Tark is definitely one of the best KZbinrs, that’s canon, it’s in the lore

[@LadyMorrigan]

Divorce watching is my new favorite hobby, thanks!

[@TheVeryAngryShrimp]

"That is not a healthy foundation for a relationship" *Meanwhile, Mohg:* _[MOHGING INTENSIFYING]_

[@IAmTheSnuggler]

great video as always king! never thought id see an elena ferrante reference in a meme elden ring lore video but here we are

[@MasterPancakes]

"You should get a divorce; it would look great on your resume."

[@asherwhitaker2789]

The saddest divorce was the forced one between dark Tark and “the grind” when Gordon woo launched her into the sun

[@halfeatenpickel7556]

Love your emden ring content but would love if you would do more stuff like your teardown video

[@DarkTark]

Yeah, I absolutely will at some point. My next video might be something other than Elden Ring.

[@hashtrick8]

I love this channel, every upload since "what's the deal with the Loathsome Dung Eater" are absolute genius. Bravo, Dark Tark lord of the dung!

[@vergil8833]

The Dragon king dude also had a divorce since he was once Elden Lord. We don't know who his god was though.

[@mememan5466]

Sigma grindset: divorce your wife and husband in order to marry yourself

[@MohamedTaher-nt9yx]

06:41 lmao that's actually what happened

[@XoJIJIoY]

The tier list needs a revision after recent revelations

[@thegreglin332]

The fact that the world revolving is playing in the background (just look around 5:00) is so fitting with his chaotic narration.

[@4Shaman]

Imagine being Rennala: All your life you lived in the shadows of Marika, a more beautiful, powerful and beloved Queen. Thankfully you got the love of your life, Radagon, by your side. But then you learn Radagon was actually that nemesis queen all along. Then he DUMPS you, to marry and breed with HER/HIMSELF! Not only did your man leave you for another woman - they left you so they could masturbate in peace. 💀

[@sussylemon677]

Your vids are so great I watch em At least twice lol

[@amaanx420]

Bruh your videos are so fun!!! I am hooked 😊

[@khajiitimanus7432]

Hmm.... Thoughts: Godfrey and Marika is actually a crucially important divorce. Without it, Marika never would've booty called Radagon, and Rennala would probably be okay. Further, Godfrey got seriously dissed on by Marika. If Johnny Depp had a lion stand and the phsyique of The Rock^2, the result would be Godfrey, and if Amber Heard was mixed with Cersei Lannister before successfully claiming the Iron Throne, you'd get Marika. As for Ranni and the player? It is controversial, but you could also consider that it's only 40/60 hours in our perception - in game, it's many days, weeks, and/or months. We also did more for Ranni's interests than anyone else has accomplished. Even if we ignore that, many medieval marriages would've acted more as contracts - so, even if the love is absent, it still serves as a rewarded contract to Ranni's benefactor as a granted favor for helping ensure her political campaign won the election. Finally, you forgot about Melina in the Flame of Frenzy route. Granted, this isn't a divorce and more of a domestic break-up, but still - it's something. Alternatively, she kills herself while they're both on the run from Leyndell Highway Patrol for killing Mayor Morgott, which doesn't look good for the player since he is convicted of multiple first degree murders and additionally now has a manslaughter or homicide charge to top it off.

[@navid3132]

This video is painfully underrated

[@constipation4650]

Elden Ring is a Marriage counseling session that ended with the Tarnished either marrying Ranni or burning the world. Honestly I prefer the poopoo end.

[@dragonslayer3552]

4:20 what are you talking about there? Godfrey didn't fight placidusax the "storm lord" is the storm hawk King and you can even find his ashes Also you missed the most important divorce... It's between you and the dung eater... He attempts to defile your corpse yet you refuse and kill him leaving him sad and pained... And no matter how many seedbed gifts you bring him you can't repair the relationship... At the end he dies and you lament for you never managed to comfece

[@austinmc12]

“ITS IN THE LORE” 😭

[@MrDahamsta]

When I finished Elden Ring, although I had no idea what was happening, the one thing I knew for sure is that there has to be a divorce tier list. It's so bizarre that you are the first one to do such a basic list, I guess all other youtubers covering ER are just lazy. It's just so obvious and logical.

[@venepskeuten9206]

Whenever I am in the mood for a super specific part of the lore dark tark never disappoints.

[@FrostedIron75]

Can someone please DM. me what's the name of the sound effect used at 00:52 ~00:55, please., and thank you!. have a good day.

[@porteroffinland]

Hey, bud, you got the part about placidusax being the storm lord, and being defeated by godfrey. The storm lord is the spirit ash that you give nepheli loux, that can't be summoned, which you get by travelling back to the chapel of anticipation, via the three belfries. Placidusax is the elden lord before godfrey, as the god of the dragons had to abandon the lands between, after the greater will conquered it.

[@ethanwashington6789]

That's funny, this whole time I thought the storm lord was some omega-powerful past king of stormveil, who led the exile and banished knights (while teaching them the arts of the storm) before he died at the hands of Godfrey, who then took over his limgrave castle and put statues of himself all over the place. While the banished knights disbanded, eventually partaking in dragon communion, service under Niall (who they also taught storm arts to), or staying in Stormveil with the rest of the exile soldiers, so that they could serve Godfrey and eventually Godrick down the line. Now I learn that the Storm Lord's just some goofy ahh bird instead

[@porteroffinland]

@@ethanwashington6789 you could easily claim that to be a part of the lore, since it's very subjective. You could claim that the ash is the former lords "pet"

[@Sinhsseax]

That spirit ash is called Stormhawk King. Nothing suggests, it is the Stormlord. I still hold to the belief, that Placidusax is the Stormlord. The Banished Knights mentioned by the 2nd commenter are present in Farum Azula after all. It makes a lot of sense, that they would have originally been servants of Placidusax, using Dragon communion and took otherwise the same route that the 2nd commenter elaborated on. Even their Helmets always bear a dragon. Additionally, he shows power over the storm in his bossfight.

[@AndreiJoji]

What about Melina being pissed about the Tarnished embracing the 3 fingers? That's one of the divorces in the game right? kekw

[@evilzombieeater]

bombert and grunch was a true heartbreaker, i urge you to reconsider their placement

[@middle11]

The first part of the video only gave me one thought "Attention miners! The scanner just lit up like a Christmas tree!"

[@genokugel]

A SECOND Dark Tark video?? In the same month???? Incredible as ever. Love your content.

[@darthmaul8278]

I think you forgot to mention that Mohg and Miquella are also half brothers

[@xsinef7558]

you forgot about our tragic divorce with melina when she calls us no longer fit. we then marry hyetta. this is in the lore

[@J.D.5]

That song, that melody, it calls us all to return to the mines... All within 33 - 50 seconds of the video, a true "It's in the lore" classic

[@J.D.5]

The song of our people has been sung, thousands must pay respects to Karl

[@teecee1827]

Divorce talks while dwarf synth is blaring in the background is the best divorce talk.

[@lemongeth]

I’m listening to this on my phone at work (wfm, computer) and you scared the shit out of my at 8:20 with the Skype sound. I thought my boss hopped into a call with me or something and was about to hear me listening to an Elden Ring divorce video

[@itzsojc7380]

My favorite divorce was with malenia when she would make me turn to dust and respawn at the entrance of her boss arena only to remarry and divorce again and again and again and again and again....

[@cesarbernardi1646]

There's a shack in Altus with a merchant that mentions how hard it is to "divorce from trading". I can't believe this wasn't mentioned in the video

[@unclecheezboiga9001]

Divorce is great because it left Rennala with that really cool dog everyone loves

[@Camyar335]

The Divayth Fyr bit was genius

[@MrBuns-yi2hk]

My favorite divorce is when Melania divorced my head from my body 50 times.

[@baconandeggs159]

Marika actually called Jacob when she divorced Godfrey

[@spencerfoote6977]

“God why does mommy and daddy hate each other?”

[@jellydamgood]

Wah? godfrey didn't fight placidusax. Anyway you are one of the few who understands the haligma grind set. Pog.

[@Navek15]

6:48 And with the Shadow of the Erdtree, we've confirmed that the Haligmale Grindset was real! It's canon. It's in the lore.

[@ghost993ware8]

Can i just say that i love your content and every video you make makes me laugh from start to finish which is rare. Keep doing what you do bro ✌

[@valkordarkmoor9108]

Literally got a wedding season add on this video. The algorithm is insane 🤣🤣🤣

[@duncanvondoom]

My favorite part was when katsuya was built like a vacuum cleaner

[@sharkattack153]

The greatest divorce in elden ring was the divorce of me from my social life for 2 week when sat in my room and played it.

[@thekillers1stfan]

What about Fia and all of the dead guys she bangs?