The Ultimate Morning Routine

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About TMG:
- TMG podcast is a podcast where comedians Cody Ko and Noel Miller talk to each other (it's a podcast).
Chapters:
0:00 Reverse Aging Techniques
4:29 Level 5 Thinking
5:28 Cocomelon Type Background Music
6:25 Hittin Gym Time
6:49 Glacial
7:29 A Poop Test
10:09 Morning Routine
10:41 Aged Too Far

[@amandazaniboni2230]

“Look me in the eye and say poop test without laughing” said two people in their 30’s and they could not do it

[@user-it7ss8lj9m]

Poop jokes are scientifically proven to always be funny and will never get old according to recent studies

[@sk-yz1qn]

🤨

[@alirizvi710]

I think you forgot about fart jokes

[@ron4tron]

According to the latest poop tests, that is true

[@easternflower6476]

One of the saddest things about becoming a doctor is that poop becomes just another part of human experience and is so routine in the job that its loses its whimsical magic 😔

[@femto9er]

haven't laughed this hard in a while man , the poop test had me in tears

[@tommygarcia9972]

literally

[@actionjackson3522]

Noel never fails to amaze me with his casual knowledge of Grindr, Stiffies, and bisexuality women's shoulders.

[@iheartlreoy8134]

Sure lol, casual😂

[@tikkng]

god i fucking love these two reacting to things how they turn such a basic simple line like poop test into this 5 minute long big that's so fucking hilarious is beyond me

[@StuddedGarage]

Bruh the bit where Noel keeps coming in with Test S*** got me beyond deceased

[@luxxisdead]

Poop test killed me 😭😭

[@Seallypoops]

Me and my doctor yelling at me for failing my poop test

[@CRfilmProd]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a solid minute

[@chomes2611]

Codys baby noises hella accurate!!!

[@GaeFootballClub]

i almost crashed my car laughing at the poop test bit yesterday

[@sunshine365123]

same asf

[@seanharrison6162]

Cocomelon beat kinda tough

[@jakothy_]

Certified poop test type beat

[@absinthe2429]

Bruh the dookie exam 😭😭

[@GrainneMhaol]

A poop test?

[@stephaniecaley]

This dude tryna be Carlisle Cullen

[@goodygood9467]

This is the cody and noel energy I miss. just like back in the "thats cringe" days.

[@barnaclescum7011]

“I smelled it it’s definitely shit” took me out 💀

[@actionjackson3522]

"Poop testing" sounds like something kids prescribe when they are playing doctor.

[@andii221b]

I reverse my age only with that poop joke and I didn't even have to spend that much money . It's been a while of uncontrollable laugh tho, thank you!

[@evanblake5252]

It can't be... A morning routine to surpass the likes of Dre Drexler? No...

[@FALL-LAFF-7477]

He doesn't even have Camu powder

[@issa9467]

@@FALL-LAFF-7477 Did you just say cum powder

[@teif1003]

@@issa9467 EEEEWWWWW

[@gardenshedproductions]

Laughed so hard at this omg 💀 poop never fails

[@rentaltoast2201]

for all the people begging for another that’s cringe, this was it

[@Deus_ex_lucifina]

I see extreme stuff like this more and more, especially in men’s fitness. Monetary costs aside, I’m guessing you would spend like a minimum of 70% of your waking hours thinking about, planning, executing, and testing (WEEKLY tests, tha fuq?) this crazy routine in hopes that you will double your lifespan and measure how this routine directly affected your ability to live that long and your ROI. So if you are slated to live to 100, thats 200 years. 70% of that two hundred is 140 years. Meaning you’ve gained, practically speaking, about 60 years of life that WASN’T gobbled up by this bonkers routine. Is that REALLY worth it? Like there are people in their 90s who smoked cigarettes for multiple decades and live to be that old. You could just hire a nutritionist, eat a balanced diet suited to your needs, and take up a sport like most normal people and probably live that long. And all of this is assuming that this hyper-fixation either does what is intended or or doesn’t have a negative impact on health somehow. Like…there‘s living, and then there’s running from death. I mean…Godspeed. *stuffs Cheetos into face hole*

[@dinospumoni5611]

I still appreciate him being a guinea pig for it tho

[@SW-zb6bf]

Failed my Turd Quiz, but good news! I Passed my Dookie Exam

[@rebekahj9085]

"that boy is glazed" got me so good

[@itsonlyjoecollins]

I would say a 10 year old ages exactly the same amount as a 60 year old. We all do. We all age a day per day

[@Vicky-du6ni]

Current theory of aging has to do with the telomeres (useless bits that protect the important part of DNA) degrading slowly over time until eventually our DNA isn’t as protected. So if you could get the telomeres to degrade at a slower rate = slower aging idk

[@beric0bartman]

Wouldnt it make sense that your DNA degrades faster over time, so a 10 year old wouldn't be aging that much, but a 80 year old would be rapidly declining.

[@itsonlyjoecollins]

@@beric0bartman I'm saying it doesn't, even though that makes sense, it doesn't happen

[@stravan894]

Cody, Noel... I think you know what this means. You have to go visit him! ;)

[@oddl0t]

the sniffies killed me

[@strangerforthebetter]

fuckkk i gotta get off youtube and start studying 🙄i got like 3 poop tests tmrw

[@bugzbeezus]

dump swump my new band name fr

[@tedavidson]

This is the guy Dre Drexler strived to be

[@annieswan9827]

I can’t stop rewatching the poop test part

[@shadezovgray]

i love that poop will always be so fucking funny😭

[@north.studios]

What are you? 5?

[@luca553]

​@@north.studiosdamn u must be real fun at parties

[@ExRammer1]

Yes

[@DatVideoDoe]

Dang. Didn’t even talk about the weirdest part. The blood transfusions from his son

[@lilyburburan4376]

Oh bro this shit is sooooo funny

[@jojct9613]

I forgot how funny these guys are! Shit! I’m dying!

[@madisonmeggers7718]

the cocomelon beat had me CRYING

[@hiramtellezbalboa1533]

LMAOOO this was funnyy

[@tantilist1449]

My routine is hit my snooze twice, hit my vape, get out of bed, coffee, microwave eggs, shit, run, go to work

[@plantealova5062]

Vlogcreations should totally do a sketch where they bring a bag of fake shit to a doctor.

[@SeacrestOut34]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I didn't know I needed to hear some Coco melon beats

[@alexandrakoenig222]

damn that coco melon got me boppin

[@sosasroamaccount]

bro TURD QUIZ??? This shit so funny

[@CozyHut0]

I wonder if he developed his speech pattern to seem younger as well.

[@EverydayKiki]

anyone know where noel’s boots are from?

[@francesco6835]

where can I find that cocomelon beat?? I need it

[@MRthekilla34]

This dude vs GT Dave

[@francesco6835]

Anybody has any clue what "cocomelon" beat they were listening to in 5:33? I love that beat

[@vishaals2522]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4fWf6ClYteGe9k

[@frozenyoghurt8833]

He looks like celebrity number 6

[@kamehameha30]

He Benjamin Buttoned himself

[@NahinP]

Apparently he dumped his wife after he learned that she was diagnosed with breast cancer. Terrible person.

[@GrainneMhaol]

As if hoarding wealth wasn't proof enough.

[@alien_liwil]

funnily enough, there's a game that touches on the subject of reverting back to a fetus a technically dying in a way

[@Fingeringmyboarddude]

2 million and didn’t try and get rid of the lisp

[@Sai-ns9ky]

Noel feeling extra fruity this episode.

[@colombo19]

Mr.Burns looking guy

[@jada.monique]

jaden smith must’ve done the same thing

[@occultpuppy1828]

I'm actually fucking with the idea of yall on this beat tho

[@brandonpurchase633]

Solve some logarithms

[@omarou3416]

Orochimaru

[@GanzotheSecond]

Ayo, poop check??

[@valennieto9795]

thats how hasbulla was born

[@TheElusiveReality]

Cody so rich that $2 mil looks like $2k to him

[@sunwukong6897]

Bro look like he no less than 5,000 years old

[@LM-gm9yo]

Dre Drexler got NOTHING on this guy

[@cieskelyoung6357]

I prefer the term A.D.A- artificial dookie analyzer

[@mrcus7215]

I’m deeead

[@sebastiankraemer4827]

That was a nice episode of thats cringe

[@vomitgiirl]

toddlers: 5:48

[@hiramtellezbalboa1533]

poopoo pipi test dump swump dookie exam

[@Thelegendaryalchemis]

This is hilarious but when you watch his content all the people are serious about him. Also the comments of his videos are FILLED with people who defend him. It’s cult like shit

[@firsttimecallerlongtimelis836]

Don’t all adults age less than the average ten year old ? I aged a lot less from 30-34 than 10-14….

[@ESBIZNIT]

Fart Pop Quiz

[@Emma-2029]

I want instant abs. How likely is this a scam?

[@haggler]

100%

[@keirmckeon]

dookie diploma

[@juanitaleak6482]

I would just rather age that shit looks exhausting! 🙄 and does he realise he could get hit by a bus…then what? It’s ridiculous

[@marisollunamusic]

A diarrhea diorama

[@Phawx_]

poop test

[@ncongnolancong]

That's cringe is back

[@egs3883]

Dookie Exam

[@TheElusiveReality]

"the autonomous self" you mean your NORMAL SELF 😭😭😭😭😭 does he think he will keel over and die if he doesnt follow this shit and just acts like a normal person??? does he think normal ppl's bodies just...dont function asjdhada

[@_sunchildd]

god bless noel. idk if it's me or if he's just not funny anymore. anyone? i would say maybe my sense of humors changed, but i still find cody funny? sooo..

[@researchproject034]

Something's changed. They're not as funny anymore. Idk what it is. I guess, in a way, it feels less authentic

[@_sunchildd]

@@researchproject034 true. and like they try too hard to be funny, esp noel. i would want to say maybe i just grew up that's why i don't think he's funny but it was only last year or two i did?? idk. glad to kno someone else sees it too

[@undrscrmsn]

Its just you