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@captainjurgh81424 жыл бұрын
Almost heaven *Wuest Varginha*
@grizzlyadams54104 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@plaguedoctorjamespainshe60094 жыл бұрын
🎵No surrounding mountains, only the Green River🎵
@LKRaider4 жыл бұрын
🎶 Alien Monkeys, moving faster than their ships 🎶
@helio_shows4 жыл бұрын
That place is pretty far from heaven actually :P
@plaguedoctorjamespainshe60093 жыл бұрын
@@helio_shows is very close to the Holy Spirit so you are wrong
@mothballsva4 жыл бұрын
“Imma play the shit out of it.” That’s the spirit.
@LPA_4 жыл бұрын
Remember, my friends: Seek knowledge.
@heheitor4 жыл бұрын
Bilu?
@mendHigor4 жыл бұрын
Me pergunto quantas pessoas vão entender a referencia kkkkkk
@Altulegio4 жыл бұрын
Bilu o sabio Sdds mestre bilu
@cdgonepotatoes42194 жыл бұрын
Shoot up a hospital looking for aliens, got it
@kevinpoole4941 Жыл бұрын
A wonderful documentary about this true incident was recently made called "Moment of Contact"
@TARINunit94 жыл бұрын
2:08 "Your target is at 350 degrees, 15 miles" Interesting. I'd heard US Air Force vets claim that nautical miles, not kilometers, are the standard in every air force except Russia's, and it seems Civvie's translator backs that claim up
@racccongenocide4 жыл бұрын
This is a game I vividly remember but I couldn't find it and now it's on the channel
@TheKingsPride4 жыл бұрын
This gives me serious Virtual Hydlyde vibes
@FartoTheClown4 жыл бұрын
Hey, Civvie! I've been playing Strife lately and I thought it would make a good video someday. It's kinda like this and Techwar, but good.
@LemonRush77774 жыл бұрын
The ending is a metaphor. Mankind will do anything and go anywhere for some Varginha.
@icarorodrigues85013 жыл бұрын
kkkkkk
@Kirkenburer743 жыл бұрын
Maybe more... Imagine.
@G0thCrayon3 жыл бұрын
...Well, they aren't wrong.
@oficinagamer98063 жыл бұрын
FeanorBR Vc ajudou no desinvolmimento do jogo?
@isappycracks3 жыл бұрын
verdade mano
@Slysheen4 жыл бұрын
It's kinda amazing how unpleasant this game sounds. The weird engine stalling gunshot noises, the modulated screams and woofy sounds the civilians makes, the unsettling slow "UghBLAAAA" sound the player character makes when they die that makes them sound like they're turning into the Blob. I honestly can't tell which is more unpleasant between this and TechWar.
@TehTezMan3 жыл бұрын
personally I'm a fan of the RTC2 throwing-up/smokers-cough damage noise
@SockEater42933 жыл бұрын
I thought he screamed hoopla whenever he died
@LemonRush77773 жыл бұрын
This is surprisingly a lot worse than Tek War. It's honestly beyond unplayable, and much uglier.
@kankeydong25002 жыл бұрын
@@LemonRush7777 And in the other hand you have a pretentious studio calling themselves *"The pinnacle of entertainment software"* that make less than mediocre games and have William Shatner chewing on your ass everytime you finish your mission. It's a "pick your poison" situation.
@mothramaster18372 жыл бұрын
I would say that Tekwar *looks* worse (especially with the Matrix) but this game definitely *plays* worse
@sanity000-x2r4 жыл бұрын
Finally, Civvie has come to Brazil.
@PaizuruInsanal4 жыл бұрын
Which is weird because he's in space jail
@Nightmare78hAlo4 жыл бұрын
Your move Joel
@ShadeMeadows4 жыл бұрын
HEHEHEHE!! 😈
@johnrambo42524 жыл бұрын
@@PaizuruInsanal you mean Brazil
@khankhomrad88554 жыл бұрын
@@johnrambo4252 Acre?
@f4lkn3r4 жыл бұрын
As a brazilian that played this game when it was released I gotta say.... Holy shit its jank... Still, brings me some good memories
@Bitterman58684 жыл бұрын
Civvie will never learn of the wonders of Outlive, and how 2k Games fucked over Continuum
@csabaszabo68594 жыл бұрын
back in the golden age of YT a pretty famous youtuber made a video on this game: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bl7Yh5-fqc1pZ7c
@Taurevanime4 жыл бұрын
Draw a clock Civvie. The time should read three, thirty-five.
@Ohflipsnap4 жыл бұрын
What is the time, Civvie?
@masonwright90004 жыл бұрын
WhAt Is ThE tImE cIvViE?
@Ohflipsnap4 жыл бұрын
@@masonwright9000 8:10?
@davemardrov7774 жыл бұрын
8:10
@Pc_98_Fan3 жыл бұрын
THE NUMBERS, CV-11, WHAT DO THEY MEAN
@raphilho4 жыл бұрын
The producer of this game, Odair Gaspar was my teacher when I was graduating in Game Development, I have an autographed copy, that comes with a Comic book telling the history of the game, he is a marvelous person and an awesome teacher!
@MalfunctionWhocares4 жыл бұрын
This game had a comic book tie-in? What was it like?
@MBOmnis4 жыл бұрын
Does he still constantly talk about FAR CRÁI in his lectures?
@Wolf_Larsen4 жыл бұрын
I don't think this game is anything to be proud of. Does this guy also autograph his own turds? What could someone who made this game teach anybody? How not to do it? Do they also let the guys who make mexibeam dbz mugen characters teach game design in Brazil?
@jeansignor33744 жыл бұрын
@@Wolf_Larsen u mad?
@AngryGerbils4 жыл бұрын
You're one of THEM, aren't you? We won't believe the propaganda. Yes, I am joking.
@gouveia004 жыл бұрын
"It's not pronounced like you think it is" C'mon Civvie, I'm brazilian. Me and my friends ALWAYS pronounced "Varginha" as vagina.
@cachaçaalchemist4 жыл бұрын
the famous "ET de vagina"
@gouveia004 жыл бұрын
@@cachaçaalchemist that was funny as heck when I was a child. Still makes me laugh.
@jjoshaugh4 жыл бұрын
Do all Brazilian women have Orange Tops, Denim Skirts and huge... eyes?
@firstnamelastname23283 жыл бұрын
almost heaven, west vagina
@canaldosoninho3 жыл бұрын
Quem nunca?
@robertsides36264 жыл бұрын
Brazilians: "Come to Brazil." Ayylmao: "Aight." Then this game was made.
@vicentgalvan703 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahahah!
@punishedluke34063 жыл бұрын
Bruh he really came too, shit was crazy
@Cezar_Wolf843 жыл бұрын
Please William Shatner come to Brazil
@NodDisciple13 жыл бұрын
@@punishedluke3406 Is that what Filthy Frank's "ET 2" was based on?
@isappycracks3 жыл бұрын
@@Cezar_Wolf84 IS BRASIL YOU DUMB WAR CRIME POTATO BAG WITH A S NOT WITH A Z
@plaguedoctorjamespainshe60094 жыл бұрын
My history teacher literally tried to invade the university that they say the Varginha alien is in it He got captured, the guards laughed and told he wasn't the first and let him go
@thenamelessone61194 жыл бұрын
School or university teacher?
@dantevivas6934 жыл бұрын
He did the area 51 raid before it was cool
@plaguedoctorjamespainshe60094 жыл бұрын
@@thenamelessone6119 he was my School teacher, but he got to college (college, faculty and university here is all the same thing), the one that they say the alien is in storage
@ShadeMeadows4 жыл бұрын
AWESOME!! 😂
@plaguedoctorjamespainshe60094 жыл бұрын
Also te wrote a book about flying saucers sighthings and everything around it, not in a tin foil hat way but in a realist vision, taking about the history of the things and it's relation to the cold war www.amazon.com.br/inven%C3%A7%C3%A3o-dos-discos-voadores-1947-1958-ebook/dp/B06XDTNQW3
@evanredacted79774 жыл бұрын
"I guess 3-D models is kind of cool for a game that came out in, what, 1994?" "This game came out the same year as Half Life" oh
@derlich094 жыл бұрын
Daggerfall looks a lot like this and it's from '94. Yikes!
@justiciar19644 жыл бұрын
@@derlich09 Daggerfall plays like it came from Brazil too. Gotta use that unofficial unity remake (before Zenimax takes a dump on it) so you don't constantly crash or fall through the level while playing supermarket sweep with your cart outside every dungeon that magically respawns every time you enter and exit but it's okay to sleep on the floors of every 5 minutes to recharge magicka.
@fevermario4 жыл бұрын
@@derlich09 You're off by about two years, Arena is the one that came out in '94, Daggerfall is from '96.
@xenosmoke89154 жыл бұрын
“You wanted DOS trash. I give you, Comic Sans”
@Unforgivenrain4 жыл бұрын
Remember folks, he picked this game over F3AR to play.
@1324Potato4 жыл бұрын
You don't know me
@Gruntvc4 жыл бұрын
Both are terrible. Play Return to Castle Wolfenstein 2001 instead.
@itsu4504 жыл бұрын
Indiemaus already stole Pro F3AR
@fnkyron4 жыл бұрын
Indiemau5 stole the "pro" joke already so he could have 5 more subscribers and ride the coattails. Now, I wouldn't be surprised if Civvie doesn't cover fear 1,2,3, which is unfortunate.
@JeanMarceaux4 жыл бұрын
@@fnkyron with the level of appreciation Civvie has for Monolith, FEAR episodes are as certain as rain. They will come… eventually.
@khankhomrad88554 жыл бұрын
Fun fact about the import tax: up until the PS3 Era pirated games were absolutely everywhere in Brazil. You could get pirated physical console games for as cheap as a dollar from your local vendor. It wasn't uncommon to know people that had dozens upon dozens of pirated games and not a single original game. Then steam came along and consoles became harder to crack so people just started buying discounted games. Everything was all well and good until AAA devs decided to increase the price of their games on PC to ludicrous prices (on par or even more expensive than console games, which have always been more expensive in Brazil anyway).
@ShadeMeadows4 жыл бұрын
Consoles and Console Games here are the WORST. Especially Nintendo, i think that company has the most expensive games comparatively~
@titansloyalist40664 жыл бұрын
I know this is kind of controversial but idgaf, piracy is what essentially created the Brazilian market of video games. Sure people couldnt buy games, but they could sure buy the console and just mod it to play burned copies. I sure did that, and everyone else I knew did it too. The PS2 sold like hot cakes here. I probably wouldn't have known the games I play today if not for piracy in the 90s and 00s for PS1, PS2 and PC games.
@AndreLuis-gw5ox4 жыл бұрын
Not only regarding games, but foreign movies and series as well, specially those that didnt receive proper dubs/subs by local studios. Piracy, specially physical pirated copies, used to be a really important part of brazilian culture a few years ago
@YindigoYangMonk4 жыл бұрын
Wait... that sounds familiar... Oh! Right! That is because i am brazilian. true that...
@khankhomrad88554 жыл бұрын
@@AndreLuis-gw5ox That's right. I had completely forgotten about the movie side of piracy. I don't recall if pirated movies/series were more prevalent than pirated games but they too were everywhere.
@recnepsrc4 жыл бұрын
"NO. No. ...Why'd you take your clothes off first?" Good stuff as always, Civvie.
@Kampfender_Krieger4 жыл бұрын
"The Verginha Incident": The game John Carmack doesn't want you to play.
@exterminatusnow12644 жыл бұрын
"I am not allowed to talk about those holes." -John Carmack
@PresidentNUT4 жыл бұрын
This game makes hunt down the freeman look good, that's a bad thing. Edit: It's actually sad that there is a worse game then Hunt Down the Freeman
@captainahab27114 жыл бұрын
@@exterminatusnow1264 I did not have sexual relations with that woman ~ John Carmack
@jeremyabbott45374 жыл бұрын
@@PresidentNUT Tekwar exists
@TheGary1083 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyabbott4537 There is no TekWar in CarmackLand.
@5udimax4 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time we take matters into our own hands. Me must storm The Correctional Facility and free Civvie (and possibly Katie) from this torment.
@lich.possum4 жыл бұрын
Katie is a war criminal. Katie will unleash hell upon our world. She must be contained
@Sasquach13124 жыл бұрын
Only if we get to euthanize Cancer Mouse with the most extreme prejudice.
@Demospammer99874 жыл бұрын
Of course we gotta free Katie. Who else is gonna edit Civvie's videos?
@NoahDaArk4 жыл бұрын
We’re gonna have to use COD tactics though. The Correctional Facility knows too much about retro FPS games
@mr.braindead81514 жыл бұрын
@@NoahDaArk Which COD though?
@immortaluglyfish27243 жыл бұрын
"We regret having entrusted this important mission to someone like you" Damn, that's stone cold.
@orvilleredenpiller3384 жыл бұрын
“Slaughtering innocent people is not our policy.” These guys picked the wrong guy, the wrong game genre AND the wrong planet. Amazing.
@dangerdash43934 жыл бұрын
Why do I get flashbacks to Sacred when reading this comment? Wrong time, wrong place, WRONG OPPONENT!
@philips.55634 жыл бұрын
And Brazil.
@samsum45254 жыл бұрын
At this time of year,At this time of day,Localized entirely within this City
@ScopeOperaSam3 жыл бұрын
That's because, and this is an even deeper conspiracy-- this game was the prelude to what would eventually become Solar Opposites. But we needed Rick and Morty first lol.
@dangerdash43933 жыл бұрын
@@samsum4525 Oh hi Sorrow.
@layers52554 жыл бұрын
I can't make important conspiracy theories without my buddy Superfly
@ScopeOperaSam3 жыл бұрын
As someone who'd never played Daikatana, the first time I ever heard that name was like a year ago at an old job. Hearing the name Superfly in 2019 without having ever played the game, lemme tell ya, is the funniest thing I've ever heard uttered in a sentence unironically.
@KeksimusMaximus3 жыл бұрын
@@ScopeOperaSam you live a pathetic life
@SaladofStones3 жыл бұрын
@@KeksimusMaximus I can imagine hearing the name Superfly in real life would be a highlight. I lost my shit when I met someone with the name of Barbeque.
@heroinboblivesagain54783 жыл бұрын
@@KeksimusMaximus >Has one crappy video >Lives in Russia >Makes chud comments "You have a pathetic life" Ironic.
@fafinaf Жыл бұрын
Hi
@a.p.5253 жыл бұрын
"Don't ask about the candle." Solid foreshadowing.
@GmodPlusWoW3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I just realized that. Now we know what the candle is for!
@dishshammy69853 жыл бұрын
@@GmodPlusWoW what was the candle used for?
@GmodPlusWoW3 жыл бұрын
@@dishshammy6985 Part of a ritual to ward against demonic possession IIRC. But Civvie got distracted by Evil Dead: Regeneration, and no-one gave him a replacement candle, so now he's in containment, addled by the heinous influence of an Influencer Demon.
@dishshammy69853 жыл бұрын
@@GmodPlusWoW lol i forgot about that video, shit.
@lebronspacejam2james2554 жыл бұрын
I read the notification as “The Viagra Incident” and choked on my drink
@UnitSe7en4 жыл бұрын
It's funny how most people read it as _vagina,_ yet your brain said _Viagra._ I think there's something Freudian in that.
@lebronspacejam2james2554 жыл бұрын
UnitSe7en I’m just built different
@TheGary1083 жыл бұрын
Well, at least the drink wasn’t too hard for you to swallow.
@eronrocha44234 жыл бұрын
"Busque conhecimento" as the infamous ET Bilu would say. Actually, look this up, even the television was jank in Brazil, there was those people who claimed to witnessed a real alien and that he speaked BR Portuguese and was called Bilu. A television channel went there and made a really serious interview to what was clearly a guy behind some bushes with his voice modulated, and the alien advice was for us to "seek knowledge of geography" Its really dumb and hilarious
@canaldosoninho4 жыл бұрын
E por isso que eu amo o Brasil
@HydraSpectre11384 жыл бұрын
Filipino TV and film are also very janky. The animation and visual effects in our productions are very glitchy and often times unfinished, even today, they often just use cardboard cutouts, and they draw using MS Paint, and it’s still unfinished. The audio mixing is very off and often times the sound effects are very muffled, the music is still blatantly MIDI even in 2020, or it’s stolen from other sources (for example, an old educational show used music from Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, a Studio Ghibli anime film that was never released in the Philippines until it’s Netflix release in 2020, it’s basically like Marth first appearing in Smash in the US). And sometimes the stolen music is sped up in PAL despite the fact that the Philippines uses NTSC, which doesn’t require PAL speedup. The fonts used are meme fonts like Impact and Comic Sans. Our CGI, even in 2020, still looks so outdated that it’s either 16-bit-tier (Super NES, Sega Genesis), DOOM-tier or PS1-tier. It’s so low-poly that there is more geometry in Rouge the Bat’s low-poly tits than all their animation. And it’s also unfinished. Both our 2D and CGI animation also have terrible lag and framedrops. Like they’re using 30-year-old toasters to render them. Our green-screen editing is so terrible that it’s worse than The Room. Their makeup and CGI can also be comparable to Cats (2019). And finally, they shamelessly rip off and bootleg everything as much as possible. And they use more stolen assets than Hunt Down the Freeman. They pirate everything, no exceptions I already mentioned their stolen music but they love making bootleg versions of other properties. One kids’ show even had bootleg LOTR, bootleg Riverdale, bootleg Street Fighter, bootleg Sonic (that looks like it came straight from the Sonic movie’s first trailer) and bootleg Spyro all in one place. They’re even more shameless pirates than China. Then again, Philippines is pretty much a bootleg version of China, one that is actually better than the original China.
@miguelnery89074 жыл бұрын
Like if american television is not as dumb (maybe even more)
@GabrielOnuris4 жыл бұрын
I remember when this "incident" happened there. The media wouldn't stop talking about this. Every newspaper, magazine, TV, radio, people in the streets, schools, everything and everywhere only talked about "the ET of Varginha", even here in Belo Horizonte, 400km away from Varginha. It was a perfect tourism fuel to attract people there, it basically put Minas Gerais on the map again. Before the end of the decade we've got even Chupa-Cabras in São Paulo. Things were... interesting back then.
@GuilhermeTobal51504 жыл бұрын
now we only need a The Goianinha Incident telling the story of chupa-cu
@cristianoteibel3 жыл бұрын
We cannot forget Bilu.... we should just... seek knowledge
@kingofthemoon30633 жыл бұрын
Good to know UFO conspiracy theories aren’t unique to the USA.
@miguelnery89073 жыл бұрын
Hey, tell em about ET Bilu.
@Overdoseplus3 жыл бұрын
@@kingofthemoon3063 We also got ancient murals and cave paintings depicting people turning into werewolves.
@campionpesate46474 жыл бұрын
To that one guy going "Ohh, I loved this game so much nostalgia!!!!" I'm sorry your parents hated you.
@DatBoi-mo9vc4 жыл бұрын
im glad my parents just beat me instead of giving me this shit
4 жыл бұрын
Be more respectful for those kids fallen in the line of DOS duty.
@awrsdgasdad43064 жыл бұрын
I was one of those special kids, never finished it, and the version I had didnt even had working sounds, so the whole thing was mute.
@Vanessinha91Pucca4 жыл бұрын
Amazing how ppl defend this crap just "cause it's from my country" or "it's the first FPS from a nation that never made a single good fps before and after".
@zootershooters58314 жыл бұрын
KZbin Other how dare you talk bad about this terrible game you poopy stinky head
@papayer4 жыл бұрын
This game is an amalgamation of every major bad game Civvie has played thus far. The ugly urban settings, with all the bad design choices (like the game punishing you for opening fire at civilians) of Tekwar and Robocop, and the engine quirks from the former. The bad controls and buggy, unstable nature of Island Peril. The weapons, atmosphere and visuals of Operation: Bodycount. The plot and the ugly CGI cutscenes of Corridor 7. The awful dialogue, bad mission design and... crypticness... of KREED. The 0 health bug and the hitscan nightmare AI from SHOGO, Blood 2 and Aliens: Colonial Marines. It also saw some degree of profit thanks to Russia... just like Postal 3 and Corkscrew Rules. God almighty...
@thereturnofbillynowwithext20074 жыл бұрын
Holy shit you're right
@Gruntvc4 жыл бұрын
Makes you appreciate the good FPS games, especially the legendary ones from 2001.
@crimsondynamo6154 жыл бұрын
And then it tops it all off with fucking comic sans, it’s like the sprinkles of corn on a turd
@JeanMarceaux4 жыл бұрын
Postal 3 and Corkscrew Rules were never popular in Russia, to be honest. Postal 2, however, r definitely was.
@XDjUanZInHO4 жыл бұрын
But hey, it's made on my country
@DesertSun04 жыл бұрын
I like how Katie is starting to have more of a voice in the recent episodes.
@ScopeOperaSam3 жыл бұрын
I like it when she messes with him. Was it Pro-Blood where he says "red faction" unironically? And she's like "Pro Red Faction when, Civvie?" Lol "SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" in the middle of getting a train ran on him, while riding a train. Civvie just doesn't catch a break. I swear he's me from an alternate, and possibly far darker timeline. And I love it.
@atifarshad76243 жыл бұрын
@@ScopeOperaSam Wait did he really say Red Faction? Pro Red Faction when Civvie :D
@Kevin-jb2pv3 жыл бұрын
She knocked off the black frames so they're letting her have tongue privileges, again.
@thelordofthelostbraincells3 жыл бұрын
Does she have a channel?
@KeksimusMaximus3 жыл бұрын
@@thelordofthelostbraincells it's a running joke, there is no "katie", you simp. He edits his vids himself
@marlonmachry42594 жыл бұрын
I was not expecting to see Civvie playing a BRAZILIAN GAME, meu amigo que dia!
@chadf36904 жыл бұрын
Me neither, not in a Brazilian years.
@uchiha_murilo31484 жыл бұрын
é nóis caralho
@miaudito4 жыл бұрын
Imagina eu que acabei de chegar de varginha, abri o KZbin e eis o vídeo
@exu_skully87284 жыл бұрын
Meu redditeiro favorito soltou video, bora macaquear
@ozeldo70214 жыл бұрын
Caralho nem sabia que tinha outros br na fanbase do Civvie mano
@soulwynd4 жыл бұрын
The import taxes haven't been cut. They have been increased to 60%. But we don't pay those for digital only purchases, and since gaming moved that way we don't pay those anymore. Still, we heavily need regional pricing her or a normal release will cost 1-2 weeks of minimum wage work and most people here work at or near minimum wage. So you either have food or you buy a single AAA release.
@ChaoticTabris4 жыл бұрын
The worst thing is buying hardware. I can literally buy a small apartment where i live with the price of a 2080ti.
@NicolasREVA7X4 жыл бұрын
We can buy a great car (which is already expensive AF in Brazil) for the price of a decent gaming PC, and the games already tear us a new one. So basically, we either pirate, or wait for Steam. Normally I only buy indie games, and wait for AAA to be under heavy discount. I only pirate EA/Activision shit, but it's not like they have something worthy of pirating anyway.
@ghost954 жыл бұрын
obv the game
@tylerlackey11754 жыл бұрын
@@ChaoticTabris what does it cost for you?
@theabsolutelad4224 жыл бұрын
soulwynd dude just leave brazil is one of the worst places ever Ive heard some of the food is nice but last i checked your water quality sucks and everything is dirty and everyone is poor
@TheTaintedWisdom3 жыл бұрын
Governments *did* use Varginha Incident for training purposes. It was a way to test a soldier's resolve, and as long as recruits could play through the game without trying to kill themselves they passed. It got switched out for Alien: Resurrection for the PS1 intercut with early scripts for Halo's story but it was deemed too inhumane to implement. Then when games with bullshit design and batshit/stupid stories started becoming more popular world governments were unable to use conventional media to break people's wills and harden them against mental stresses. So they split into multiple programs, with Civvie 11 being a subject in an attempt to create a game with the proper mixture of jank and antiquated design elements by cataloging prisoners' experiences with older games contrasted with modern gaming design conventions.
@themarlboromandalorian3 жыл бұрын
I'd believe this to be canon.
@anamusingidiot25652 жыл бұрын
New lore acquired!
@Shaun_Jones Жыл бұрын
It’s weird, because at that time the US military already had an FPS training aid: a DOOM wad.
@AlMerrymBintImranaway Жыл бұрын
Sick. No pun intended
@VulpesVvardenfell5 ай бұрын
@@Shaun_Jones That was specifically the Marine Corps, so maybe the Marines wouldn't share and Army wanted their own.
@diegofloor4 жыл бұрын
The game just started and I'm already cracking up. "confirm: is that an UFO?" hahaha that's the same as asking "confirm: do you also not know what that is?"
@isawadelapradera64904 жыл бұрын
It might've been a UNFO - an Unidentified Non-Flying Object.
@dejack_134 жыл бұрын
you might not know but when you have to fly a plane to intercept a UFO you have to confirm what it is by radio and in this case, its was something non-human making the confirmation a UFO and since this was Brazilians speaking makes it normal because of the weird standards of the Portuguese language
@JakeRonimus4 жыл бұрын
This video had a few of those "Sam Neill in the movie theatre laugh out loud" moments for me. The game was...amazingly bad.
@Cavirex4 жыл бұрын
@@dejack_13 most likely they wouldn't use the term UFO, though. The military usually have a code for them.
@dejack_134 жыл бұрын
@@Cavirex OVNI is already a code for something you don't know...
@ArtByAusup4 жыл бұрын
So I know the man responsible for this. At least it was claimed he was.. the "Project Lead and Producer". This was a BIG deal in Brazilian video game "homebrew" history, since not a lot came out of the country (and still kind of doesn't, since we ooze talent to American studios every year, due to the high corruption rates and general lack of support for the arts from the country's government), and this guy was the crowning achievement of a fresh new Video Game Design program that had just been hatched. I studied under him at Universidade Anhembi Morumbi, which was an internationally accredited institution that hosted what was the first bachelor degree in Video Game Design in Brazil, a while ago. He taught us a few different classes and the vibe was always the same - got hired out of hype, didn't really convey much knowledge, made completely baffling decisions (such as suggesting the program utilized extremely outdated game engines - that he 'knew' - as opposed to open source, budding engines at the time that went on to become the building block for the majority of indie titles out there). Overall, he struck me as a nice guy, but someone whose success went way beyond his actual skills and capabilities, someone who just kinda rode that wave and never really dared try to create anything ever again, lest he expose himself as not-quite-THAT-guy. Our final project (basically the "Thesis" equivalent for a Design course), I worked many roles, including Project Manager, Documentation, Design, but mostly Environmental Art and Mapping. We were utilizing an engine he was deemed (again, AS WE WERE TOLD) one of the leading world experts in. Now mind you - this is a college project, where half the team had no skills to contribute at all, all of us were working full time jobs on the side, and every cool/sensical decision we made was constantly meddled with by the teachers/overseers (I guess they were training us to work under EA?). So not exactly our best, more like a "keep your head above the water" kind of effort. I was also responsible for presenting the project in front of hundreds of students - AND this man - and I still remember the look on his face when he witnessed the environments I'd created with the assets the team put together. It honestly looked like something that engine was incapable of doing, and ran without a hitch (so think if Ion Maiden came out as a random Duke Nukem expansion back in the day). This man - and I never thought the term was anything but hyperbole - this man was SLACK-JAWED, staring in AWE at the work we, a bunch of rag tag students with barely any time and no money, had done. Once everything was over I graduated with high honours! Teachers who had their own indie studios had their "pick of the litter" - they hired the laziest, most beligerant and relatively incompetent people out of 80 students, and now I work at Starbucks, being yelled at by middle-aged housewife Karens over "NOT ENOUGH WHIP" and making minimum wage... ...I guess it could be worse, at least I didn't end up working for EA.
@DacAttack21424 жыл бұрын
Are you still interested in working in games? I might have an opportunity for you.
@sevenproxies42554 жыл бұрын
I don't think it's a good idea for the government to "support the arts". We have that shit in my country (tax funded art projects) and it always turn into a massive, corruption laden shitshow. What the arts need is the freedom to create, publish and make money off their art on an open market.
@vicentgalvan704 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, dude. That sucks. Hope you get a better lot in life and thanks for the report, companheiro.
@ArtByAusup4 жыл бұрын
@@sevenproxies4255 That's the thing - you just mentioned all the things the government doesn't allow for in Brazil xD
@sevenproxies42554 жыл бұрын
@@ArtByAusup I'm not surprised. I'll admit that I don't know that much about Brazil, besides the divine asses that the women there seem to have. XD But being a south american country, I'd expect there's some damn socialist crap going on, whic would probably hamper a lot of ambitions of local game developers that they simply see no other recourse but to ply the trade elsewhere.
@FelipeSantos-ln4vf4 жыл бұрын
As a brazilian fan, I was sooo excited to see you cover anything remotely related to the Varginha's ET, he's such an oldschool meme here in Brazil
@boltgun51294 жыл бұрын
KIDS: Can we have some X-COM? Mom: We got X-COM at home. X-COM at home:
@Dracowinges4 жыл бұрын
Ooof, Im gonna need some ice for that burn.
@BBHood2174 жыл бұрын
This game makes X-Com Enforcer look like Doom, and The Bureau look like Half-Life.
@Mr.Spongecake4 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, so THIS game is where they got the inspiration for The Bureau...
@SirDankleberry4 жыл бұрын
@Manek Iridius Hot and correct take.
@vman3394 жыл бұрын
Oh no, is that the UFO from Brazil game oh no yes it is. Only way I know about this thing is Marphitimus Blackimus. Why, Civvie?
@MadIvano4 жыл бұрын
Love your new vegas build videos.
@vman3394 жыл бұрын
@@MadIvano Appreciated!
@serpentmongrel4 жыл бұрын
One thing I really like about Civvie is the way he portrays confusion and anxiety like 8:43 where it's not over-the-top shouting, but is just on such a level where it feels like a horrific epiphany is taking over. To me, little things like that are just a work of art.
@timidhobgoblin207 Жыл бұрын
One of my personal favourite Civvie slowly becoming unhinged moments is when he played Robocop and was trying to figure out why an enemy was appearing then disappearing depending where he stood and at some point during it he randomly goes off on a tangent talking about the Riddler at the end of Batman Forever lol
@prozock25024 жыл бұрын
As a Brazilian I have to say, there aren't many things funnier than an English speaker trying to say Portuguese words with NH on them. Love you Civvie!!!
@Rad-Dude63andathird4 жыл бұрын
Out of curiosity, how are you supposed to pronounce it?
@LPA_4 жыл бұрын
@@Rad-Dude63andathird Portuguese is pretty fucked up and has tons of different rules, but in general its like the spanish "ñ". So "nha" is pronounced "nya", "nho" is pronounced "nyo" and so forth. Some examples: Vizinha (feminine form of "neighbor"): Vee-zeen-nya Nhoque (an italian dish fairly common in Brazil): Nyo-kee Banheira (bathtub): Buh-nye-ee-ra, or Buh-nyey-ra to be more accurate. It's way oversimplified, but you get the idea.
@vitormaodevaca84693 жыл бұрын
@@Rad-Dude63andathird yeah,what Leandro here said portuguese is fucked up even for brazilians,all those rules get so absurd that we just kinda ignore them 90% of the time and just go with whatever works
@geemcd3 жыл бұрын
@@LPA_ is nhoque written gnocchi in Italian?
@LPA_3 жыл бұрын
@@geemcd Singular form is "gnocco" and the plural form is "gnocchi" according to wikipedia.
@victorperes44454 жыл бұрын
According to acquaintances from Varginha, this whole alien thing was a big idea from the local town hall in order to bring in tourism, which not only worked but also got way out of hand. The town itself in noticeably unremarkable but everybody has heard of the alien stories from over there. And believe it or not, there is still tourism surrounding the alien stories even to this day,
@caninoespacial41474 жыл бұрын
Ajahaushshs eu ia fazer concurso pra procurador de varginha só pra ter mais tempo de caçar o ET
@EyeofValor4 жыл бұрын
That's actually pretty smart.
@SomeDumbKid14 жыл бұрын
It worked for Roswell, New Mexico. They get lots of tourists because of the alien stuff.
@ruffusgoodman41374 жыл бұрын
Same could be said about São Tomé. Sorry, I don't think Varginha would get such a plan working properly.
@DutyOutpostAtGarbage4 жыл бұрын
This rules
@YourMiddleBroPhil3 жыл бұрын
So fun fact. My wife is Brazilian and grew up in the town of São Paulo. She told me there's alot of alien themed restaurants and stuff there just like the USA's Roswell. There's a mountain there that has a legend of pulling you down as you go up and it feels infinite. She also told me it's the only place in Brazil we're people smoke weed openly...
@oimeuchapa69952 жыл бұрын
Someone told me is because the is a Lot , a real Lot of magnetic minerals buried below the surface, it pulls the car down somehow...
@brunolerman21082 жыл бұрын
That´s another town. Misinformed
@danielfalcao94842 жыл бұрын
são tomé das letras?
@Guizambaldi2 жыл бұрын
This is São Thomé das Letras, which is close to Varginha, where the incident happenned. And unfortunately it is not true that there are a lot of theme restaurants in the area.
@RafaelFyen4 жыл бұрын
The way he holds that alien BFG type weapon is so... dainty. Like it's a fancy porcelain cup at a high-class brunch place where you're required to wear a blazer.
@CrizzyEyes4 жыл бұрын
I think it's clearly a Men in Black reference to the "cricket" gun that Will Smith gets.
@rafaelneumann83654 жыл бұрын
The weapon is designed to be held by 1 meter (3 feet) tall aliens. I'm sure it would look tiny and fragile for a grown men.
@TheRealNormanBates4 жыл бұрын
Crazy Eyes this game came out before MIB. It’s most likely a reference to Kyle’s gun from THE HIDDEN, which is _very_ much like this gun.
@CaileanDarkwater4 жыл бұрын
I legit thought he was waving some healing crystal ornament from Gwyneth Paltrow's online store.
@CrizzyEyes4 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealNormanBates Oh shit, really? My mistake.
@natehaux75754 жыл бұрын
God, we had a legacy computer back in college, an IBM with a monochrome screen, in ORANGE. Bright ORANGE text on a black screen. Played Zork on that shit. Pure DOS box.
@KeksimusMaximus3 жыл бұрын
Yyyeah... And?
@Jackbrsp3 жыл бұрын
I remember green DOS in Apple II, but the games were pure gems
@jonbourgoin1824 жыл бұрын
You can’t escape TNT Evilution forever. Edit: he released this video but not TNT. 🤔
@DJ_Macphisto4 жыл бұрын
He already did TNT, he explained why he's not doing a full video on it at the beginning of his Doom 3 video.
@jonbourgoin1824 жыл бұрын
DrSylvestreMatuschka I know. He should upload it anyway, no one cares if he thinks the vid sucks. Most of us still want to see it.
@thecosmicentity55974 жыл бұрын
Think he also said he cant hide from it forever in that same video, if I'm remembering correctly.
@MalfunctionWhocares4 жыл бұрын
Yes he can.
@evanredacted79774 жыл бұрын
He can and he has
@DonAsHimself4 жыл бұрын
"Os soldados pegaram a nossa nave, você tem que encontra-la!" -Alien This game is amazing
@Guitar-Dog4 жыл бұрын
Translation to english.
@Daniel-sy2rh4 жыл бұрын
"The soldiers took our ship, you must find it"
@Guitar-Dog4 жыл бұрын
Thanks dude, funny aliens speaking Portuguese
@canaldosoninho4 жыл бұрын
Brasileiro e foda kkkkkk
@Daniel-sy2rh4 жыл бұрын
@@Guitar-Dog kkkkk Portuguese is the best
@wahidtrynaheghugh2603 жыл бұрын
I love Civvie’s slightly panicked inflection whenever he starts to describe an atrocious part of a game.
@sheep38662 жыл бұрын
You basically play as an extraterrestrial terrorist in this game
@Obonissimus4 жыл бұрын
Hey Civvie. I´m Brazilian and I can atest for sure that the Varginha Incident is true. So true that the alien became our current president.
@pedronicolas74914 жыл бұрын
Bolsonaro até se parece um pouco com o Alien
@zakazany19454 жыл бұрын
Espera até ele descobrir sobre o ET Bilu
@rhuanlucas30924 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@zakazany19454 жыл бұрын
@Tom Garcia Busquem comer cimento
@Altulegio4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes Brazil's very own roswell incident
@valletas4 жыл бұрын
Yes but operation prata also happened here and oh god
@Altulegio4 жыл бұрын
@@valletas aliens have a thing for Brazil Recently they've crashed in the city of pau grande
@IAmCaligvla4 жыл бұрын
@@Altulegio They must've wanted some of that "big wood", eh? *_cricket noises_*
@IAmCaligvla4 жыл бұрын
@Zoomer Waffen They could start with you 👌
@Arthurzeiro2 жыл бұрын
I've actually been to Varginha in '09, fun fact: The bus stops were shaped like flying saucers, the city has gone full merch mode on the ET thing.
@ProfDragonite4 жыл бұрын
A Boomer Shooter from Brazil? That sold well in Russia? *Well, now I HAVE seen everything.*
@efxnews47763 жыл бұрын
That somehow the US army got it's hands on it? It seems odd, really odd? Is there is something they aren't telling us?
@jackmcmorrow4 жыл бұрын
Hey, those "Monkey Things" were probably meant to be Chupacabras! 97 had a lot of Chupacabra sightings in Brazil and Latin America. I don't know if I'm remembering correctly or creating fake memories, but I think I read some PC Magazine at the time that mentioned Chupacabras in the game. I remember this game being a kind of big deal around here at the time. Brazilian games came a long way from then.
@chainsawplayin4 жыл бұрын
Most likely.
@-WarCriminal-224 жыл бұрын
Oh, Chupacabras... there's a Russian TV channel called RenTV, they make a tonnes of crappy conspiracy theories which are not connected between each other. They also used that Chupacabra meme so hard it became a meme in Russia and few other russian-speaking countries (Kazakhstan, Belarus, Ukraine).
@afrogunner3d4 жыл бұрын
Imagine shooting a man dead, and his lifeless corpse comes crawling at you like a wolf spider.
@AreGeeBee4 жыл бұрын
Gotta be careful who you shoot during a boneworm infestation
@HydraSpectre11384 жыл бұрын
When Cancer Mouse said he was in Biohackers, I was expecting he would be in Cuties at first.
@pedroemo54774 жыл бұрын
Cancer mouse 🐁👌
@sebastiannemeth-ramirez21604 жыл бұрын
Yeah, so did I. Weird.
@ThePinkPanth3r4 жыл бұрын
@@sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 its the only Netflix thing I have heard of recently
@nilspochat86654 жыл бұрын
This was the only fun part of the video for me. I respect CV11 for transforming his masochism into a job because i did not enjoy seeing this game for 20minutes, so playing it for several hours, i can't imagine the pain...
@SirDankleberry4 жыл бұрын
@@luhwizz Shut it down.
@ihatetrollingGaming4 жыл бұрын
i'm so proud of cancer mouse he's finally moving up in the world
@timothymclean2 жыл бұрын
This is the first Civvie 11 video I've seen, so that bit was extremely bizarre. Who is Cancer Mouse? Why do we care about his Netflix gig? What does his presence imply about the sections of the video around him?
@RobMustDie4822 жыл бұрын
@@timothymclean cancer mouse is an allegory for ultra right-wing speakers and how Civvie feels about them.
@yosefyonin68242 жыл бұрын
@@timothymclean just like all character's in Civvie's videos, none of them have any real context besides some basic personalities. we really dont know anything about any of them, and yet Civvie behaves like he knows them well, that's part of the fun. Cancer mouse is just the character we are supposed to love hating, he always pesters Civvie about irrelevent topics, intrudes in his videos in an attempt to be educational and "child friendly"
@arandompasserby79402 жыл бұрын
@@RobMustDie482 Which feels odd, because I wasn't aware "Hollywood is full of gross, disgusting, greedy perverts" was some kind of controversial, partisan issue ... versus being just a basic fact of life that people on both sides of the political spectrum (with even the smallest amount of knowledge of the depth of Hollywood sleaziness) could agree on... But if it IS some kind of hot topic of political debate, then I'd personally rather NOT be on whatever side people like Harvey Weinstein and his ilk are occupying, thanks a bunch.
@omercurial59194 жыл бұрын
HEY, my teacher made this game! :v Not a fun fact, he really is a professor at a university. :b
@jackblack37184 жыл бұрын
OH SHIT that's awesome!
@bootblacking4 жыл бұрын
You will be sure to tell him about this, yes?
@adambrown96544 жыл бұрын
He was my teacher too, but he no longer works at the university I used to study at.
@just_matt2144 жыл бұрын
Why
@Wolf_Larsen4 жыл бұрын
What could anybody learn from a person who comitted the crime that was making this game? How does this qualify anybody for anything? Or was this literally the only person in Brazil who sort of knew how to operate a computer? This is baffling. That's like having an employee from Taurus teach gun design.
@riseuplights50174 жыл бұрын
Varginha has a nasal pronounciation in the “nha” like Lasagna. Just a curiosity for non-native speakers. Keep going, you talented sonavabietch
@caninoespacial41474 жыл бұрын
Ver ele falando verdjin-ra é legal demais ajahhashs
@randominternetsurfersurfin75954 жыл бұрын
So its pronounced Vagina?
@gabrielrosendo95534 жыл бұрын
@@randominternetsurfersurfin7595 almost
@pedromiguel7484 жыл бұрын
@@randominternetsurfersurfin7595 close, but no cigar...
@HydraSpectre11384 жыл бұрын
It’s pronounced Virginia but with an A instead of an I.
@jackothelantern4 жыл бұрын
This game will always hold a special place in my heart. Back in 2008 the first hungarian youtuber FreddyD made a video on it. The Vraginha Incident was my introduction to the world of KZbin.
@doggiethepug4 жыл бұрын
Kerestem már a Magyarokat, nem találtam sokat :D
@jackothelantern4 жыл бұрын
Doggie the Pug Gondolom mert valahogyan itt a retro játékok nem annyira menők.
@doggiethepug4 жыл бұрын
@@jackothelantern Vannak még FreddyD fanok, a Lalee's Games csatornánál sátoroztak fel Ő még sok régebbi, kevésbbe ismert játékkal foglakozik.
@roachdoggjr94214 жыл бұрын
Seeing Maxis, Pandemic, Visceral and Westwood's logos makes me sad.
@PinkBunnyCorporation4 жыл бұрын
Oh hey roachdoggjr. Have you seen the green cumulon?
@roachdoggjr94214 жыл бұрын
@@PinkBunnyCorporation Yes, and it was glorious
@funnyyellowdog22514 жыл бұрын
Pro postal: brain damaged when civvie?
@Awomman-kp3by3 жыл бұрын
Maybe when it comes out
@ezequiascampos14 жыл бұрын
Civvie , welcome to Brasil it´s like hotel california though We are never leaving
@randominternetsurfersurfin75954 жыл бұрын
10:36 TFW u realize this Rocket launcher is more effective than both of Blood 2's Rocket Launchers.
@JeanMarceaux4 жыл бұрын
Nevermind that, it's more efficient than Black Mesa rocket launcher.
@LiloVLOG4 жыл бұрын
FINALMENTE CHEGOU NOSSA CHANCE DE BRILHAR
@blackroom32323 жыл бұрын
Nossa mano, vc por aqui
@SpongeBobsicle3 жыл бұрын
E NOIS IRMAO
@lordcybercat49683 жыл бұрын
?
@triledink4 жыл бұрын
The ending is a visual representation of the word: Yesn't
@mrdabrow4 жыл бұрын
Well yes, but actually no.
@arthurcarneirolopes63834 жыл бұрын
"Seek knowledge" - The Varginha's E.T.
@theshadowwing4 жыл бұрын
Also know as E.T "Bilu"
@pistool14 жыл бұрын
The game reminds me of the 1990s FPS War in Heaven :D Maybe Civvie boss is gonna play that later, too :)
@MorriganQueen4514 жыл бұрын
that one was E.T. Bilu, man
@arthurcarneirolopes63834 жыл бұрын
They are the same
@junior13886664 жыл бұрын
@@arthurcarneirolopes6383 that's racism😂😂
@Paratroopersteark4 жыл бұрын
as a brazilian, that lives in Rio de janeiro, and has visited São Paulo a number of times, i can sat that the levels you play in these areas, such as the subway, the destroyer and others, are quite accurate, if the game were made a couple years late, it would be better.
@cheatsykoopa984 жыл бұрын
its funny because the subway in são paulo looks exactly like that pretty accurate
@danielcaetano79793 жыл бұрын
I was surprised to how acurate that level is
@Fusso4 жыл бұрын
That 'Varginha' pronunciation is... amazing
@belurso51794 жыл бұрын
'vargeen' lol at least civvie is finally recognizing our superior (?) game making skills.
@pedronicolas74914 жыл бұрын
By the end of the video he pronounces it like "vagina" lol
@herculanoguimaraes46054 жыл бұрын
this game is like brazil, things are janky or straight up broken
@frostdino9384 жыл бұрын
this game is actually a perfect depiction of Brazil
@tefo80084 жыл бұрын
Bilu, é vc?
@TheOneHoddToward4 жыл бұрын
Satanás? É você, Satanás?
@eduardodiaz99424 жыл бұрын
Well, at least Brazilian metal is awesome
@tefo80084 жыл бұрын
@@TheOneHoddToward Isso, isso, isso...
@sgs30544 жыл бұрын
As a brazilian, can confirm we have aliens, but they now live on the state of Acre with dinosaurs, it's like turok there.
@CruelestChris4 жыл бұрын
What, disappointing?
@wierdsnake4 жыл бұрын
Speaking of which, Whens Civvie gonna do a PRO Turok video?
@CruelestChris4 жыл бұрын
@@wierdsnake I'm sure he'd adore the proliferation of hitscan enemies attacking from outside the draw distance in the first game.
@bene4644 жыл бұрын
Inclusive o game deve ta sendo lançado la, mês que vem
@dragonoverlord20104 жыл бұрын
7:45 I just have to appreciate how well spaced and placed each of these pieces of box cover art are as they're listed off, seeming to become ever more randomly thrown in while being methodically placed to completely blot out the screenshot just as "fucking Half-Life" returns. I dunno, it just makes my OCD purr like a cat.
@thoughtcriminal38434 жыл бұрын
Varginha Incident?! Smells a bit fishy to me.
@yourbestbro69794 жыл бұрын
Civvie: "Every moment is suffering and confusion and regretting every choice in my life..." Caleb: "Victims. Aren't we all?" Eh, Civvie's rambling kinda reminded me of this quote, dunno why this line specifically.
@lloydnicholls14394 жыл бұрын
@John Laws Civvie doesn't get payed! The money goes to the facility that's keeping him. #FREECIVVIE
@veronica_violence3 жыл бұрын
that ending cinematic, especially with the music, was genuinely beautiful. up until the comic sans.
@beef97854 жыл бұрын
epic lmao seeing this as a brazilian makes me laugh a lot
@Danonel4 жыл бұрын
Yep hahahaha
@plaguedoctorjamespainshe60094 жыл бұрын
It's funny him not knowing how to say São Tomé das Letras
@ShadeMeadows4 жыл бұрын
DITTO
@EduardoSilva-ik8fo4 жыл бұрын
Salve salve
@periquitodonordeste85774 жыл бұрын
Yeah it is
@ogabrielcasanova4 жыл бұрын
CIVVIE11 PLAYING A BRAZILIAN GAME LOL
@jojonathas94854 жыл бұрын
Kkkk sim é estranho
@heheitor4 жыл бұрын
foda
@ShadeMeadows4 жыл бұрын
Right?? 👀
@-Raylight4 жыл бұрын
"You're going to brazil" "Nooooo" _Chad Civvie : _*_*come to Brazil voluntarily for us_* I like how Civvie just admitted to us that he uses that title because it sounds like Vag*na xD 20:12 Umm Civvie are you ok?
@TheLaLeeee4 жыл бұрын
OMG Alien Anarchy, this game is somewhat infamous here in Hungary.
@paulielol21844 жыл бұрын
Áh igen, a fekete lemez, a vietnámi háborús box art, és nincs hang
@Dracowinges4 жыл бұрын
Goooo oooon.
@csabaszabo68594 жыл бұрын
OTT MEGY EGY ISTENVERTE FÖLDÖNKÍVÜLI AZ ÚTON ÉS A SOFŐR TOVÁBB MEGY?!?! MI ZAJLIK ITT?!?!?!?!?!?
@bearman_18264 жыл бұрын
3:13 "there's nothing to shoot in this level because you have no gun." Game logic.
@trashrat83654 жыл бұрын
PRO HALF LIFE WHEN CIVVIE? YOU MENTION IT AT LEAST ONCE IN EVERY VIDEO
@hybridial4 жыл бұрын
@Negative Space Half Life's impact is far more interesting than the game itself, and unless Civvie has the balls to really go into how long term that impact was horrible for videogames, its just not worth a video.
@micalzoncillo2494 жыл бұрын
if he does a crossover with ross from freeman's mind it could be worth it
@abhinandanil77753 жыл бұрын
@@micalzoncillo249 He finally did pro Half Life
@kokorikopi4 жыл бұрын
"The grenades are kind of janky... ...Came out near Half-Life." That tracks.
@wmm7713 жыл бұрын
@John Laws SOLID water balloons
@hylea96 Жыл бұрын
As a brazilian fan, I really loved this video Civvie. I'm sorry you had to go through this pain but it certainly was entertaining. Also, hearing you butcher the pronunciation of Varginha every single time and outright refusing to try and pronounce São Tomé was gold hahaha
@Jesse__H4 жыл бұрын
You're a real hero, CIVVIE. Just thinking about playing this brazjank makes my varginha sandy.
@morganwos53764 жыл бұрын
hey civvie if you want some dos suffering check out "Target" polish fps game from the 90s you gonna love it
@frostszjams94184 жыл бұрын
I immediately thought of target when I saw this lol
@adenowirus4 жыл бұрын
I would rather see him cover Pył by Optimus Nexus.
@breznev644 жыл бұрын
Oh man you brought back so many memories... I got that game for free on a Computer magazine CD and I used to play the shit out of it when I was a kid and didn't know any better lol I loved the awful character sprites and the fact that you could ride a moped around the small hub area... And it had split screen! Great times with a terrible game.
@cdcdrr4 жыл бұрын
There's no way a game from Poland can be worse than this. The most panned one I know of was Mortyr, and it didn't look like it deserved such harsh treatment compared to some other Slavjank we've seen on this channel.
@ZerglingWasteland4 жыл бұрын
@@cdcdrr "Wolfschanze" has made a lot of players apologise to Mortyr for the harsh treatment. Which is funny, because the same studio (Calaris) worked on both.
@omegasynth27753 жыл бұрын
As a Brazilian, I I can confirm that this voice acting is "Top Notch" Seriously though I sincerely apologize for my country having created this
@neal23994 жыл бұрын
When cancer mouse said he had a netflix role I swear to god I thought you were gonna make a Cuties jab
@musiclol39344 жыл бұрын
The first 20 seconds sound like they were narrated by Brendaniel.
@ronindebeatrice4 жыл бұрын
I love it when the physics is tied to the cpu speed.
@trulyinfamous2 жыл бұрын
Love it when devs take shortcuts that don't future-proof their games. Back in the 80's and 90's, new computers were getting consistently more powerful. People STILL tie important game functions to framerate, which is terrible.
@arandompasserby79402 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Fallout 76. Character speed is tied to the framerate, which is just what you want in an online game where people have different framerates...
@ghoulhellbilly25284 жыл бұрын
this isnt first brazilian FPS, what about that brazilian duke3d port on sega genesis? DUKI NUKI? you're getting sloppy with your research civvie
@Nuxi10.4 жыл бұрын
DUKI NUKI
@hodoupmer4 жыл бұрын
it's the first one that's kind of playable tbh, duki nuki is just the usual tec-toy licensed garbage lol
@Blankult4 жыл бұрын
@Zoomer Waffen idk
@Warcraft3834 жыл бұрын
@Zoomer Waffen because when your country is such a shithole you gotta turn to memes to ease the pain. And amigo, temos os melhores memes do mundo
@CRAgamer4 жыл бұрын
I love how every time cancer mouse appears he tries to start a politically controversial discussion.
@bootblacking4 жыл бұрын
That's the joke. Cancer Mouse exists to espouse horrible right-wing opinions.
@WA_Stokins3 жыл бұрын
that's the entire joke of his character
@ScopeOperaSam3 жыл бұрын
Because politics, like the American government and pickup trucks, has been ruined by cancerous hillbillies. (That's a Civvie joke, and it fit perfect here.)
@melvinmerkelhopper57522 жыл бұрын
He's just like me!
@arandompasserby79402 жыл бұрын
@@bootblacking I wasn't aware "Hollywood is full of greedy perverts" was a partisan topic... If it is, then I'd want to be on the side opposite Harvey Weinstein and Jimmy Saville, but that's just me. You do you.
@mlorencetti12 жыл бұрын
I believe the monkey-things are a 90s characterization of chupacabras, that were also en vogue in the late 90s! Sunday television and daytime TV in Brazil had a brief time that everyone was waaaaaay into cryptids and the supernatural. I don't even know why.
@ToddHimself4 жыл бұрын
Dammit Civvie I lost a bet because of you! Ever since the netflix cancer mouse tweet I bet my friend that Cancer Mouse would reference Cuties somehow, and cancer mouse was close. He started insulting the executives but he never reference their approval of sexualizing children. Now I'm down 5 dollars. Other than that glorious video.
@UnitSe7en4 жыл бұрын
Why could Cancer Mouse do that? That was a really stupid bet to make. Just because _you_ want to hear more about that show, you came here to tell us all about your dumb bet that you supposedly made?
@ToddHimself4 жыл бұрын
@@UnitSe7en Eh stupid bet but the whole Cuties thing was the flavor of the month for internet controversy, and Cancer Mouse says fucked up shit. So I stupidly thought Cancer Mouse would bring it up. In hindsight the whole cuties controversy isn't right wing enough for cancer mouse to talk about.
@AliaImmortalis4 жыл бұрын
@@ToddHimself Cuties is actually a French auteur film and is NOT produced by Netflix. The movie does not sexualize children, it's actually a movie condemning the way French young girls try to get famous by shaking their asses on the Internet. The Internet can be a dangerous influence on children and give them a false need of recognition which could only be found on the Internet, that's what the movie is about.
@BigWheel.4 жыл бұрын
@@AliaImmortalis execution, not intention is whats wrong with it.
@AliaImmortalis4 жыл бұрын
BigWheel Have you seen it ?
@eduardodiaz99424 жыл бұрын
Yep, Civvie turning into Alex Jones at the end of the video makes me think this is the straw that broke the camel's back.
@LrdZanny4 жыл бұрын
Civvie is finally embracing his boomer destiny
@todessehnsucht3 жыл бұрын
Look up this case, it really happened back in 1996. It got national coverage.
@Jarumo764 жыл бұрын
10:15 'The missile launcher' seems to be FIM-92 Stinger. You know, for anti-personnel use.
@ferdinand123904 жыл бұрын
Well if RE2 did it...
@ferdinand123904 жыл бұрын
@Zoomer Waffen well, only at the final fight, then you unlocked it and used it against anything else
@qiff66674 жыл бұрын
@@ferdinand12390you can use it against the naked zombies and g5.
@LonelySpaceDetective4 жыл бұрын
You could also use the Stinger as an anti-personnel weapon in the Metal Gear games, right?
@qiff66674 жыл бұрын
@@ferdinand12390 and code veronica & revelations and gta san andreas & V and battlefield and mercenaries 2 and battlefield and call of duty and metal gear...