You Are Empty - The Stalingrad Chicken Emergency

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Civvie 11

Civvie 11

4 жыл бұрын

What is the time, CV-11?
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MUSIC:
1:30 - Dan Bodan - "Gaia in Fog"
5:56 - YVEN - "Wrong"
08:15 - The 126ers - "Rage"
19:56 - The Woogie - "The Whole Other"
Credits - "How'd I Do" composed by Lee Jackson, arrangement by Speedy:
dleejackson.lbjackson.com - Lee Jackson, composer of incredible power
/ speedyspcfan - Speedy's Channel
#FreeCivvie #GameReview #RetroGaming

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@melonmajima2121
@melonmajima2121 4 жыл бұрын
The word СПИРТ is written on the jar. MC literally drinks medical alcohol the whole game.
@doctoradventure413
@doctoradventure413 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right
@lamb_link
@lamb_link 4 жыл бұрын
Like a real, fucking man!
@SpecShadow
@SpecShadow 4 жыл бұрын
that's metal
@harvyhun
@harvyhun 4 жыл бұрын
@@SpecShadow Or metil :)
@RyoLeo
@RyoLeo 4 жыл бұрын
Like a true russian
@Lawlaliet
@Lawlaliet 4 жыл бұрын
Oh hey, You are Empty! I actually played this game, I can actually share some funny story about this game. So, this game wasn't supposed to be like Half Life 2 despite what Civvie thinks, it actually wanted to be a Soviet version of Bioshock before Bioshock. The whole plot was about this scientist who possessed psychic powers and managed to brainwash Stalin to allow him to do these various projects, which created these superhumans to make USSR a super nation. His last project involved this tower where his own body and mind would be connected, but the experiment went wrong and thus everyone was driven mad and transformed into these super mutants, except the main hero who was in a comma. So, the game actually was supposed to have a lot more levels, weapons (like a Machinegun and flamethrower), two branching endings, among various types of enemies each representing a sort of model of a soviet citizen that went mad (Like you would have Butchers, Pioneers a so forth) but what happened is one of the lead developers died. So, it set the whole process way back, and to meet their deadline, the devs essentially had to remove entire levels, enemies, and weapons from the game along with huge chunks of the story.
@m1rock
@m1rock 4 жыл бұрын
I still really liked this game it’s like they took Stalin Subway and turned it up to 11! I live in the states and have for a long time enjoyed importing little known European titles like You are Empty and City’s WWII games
@MineSlimeTV
@MineSlimeTV 4 жыл бұрын
oh wowie..I feel so sad for the developer and I hope they are well at least now..especially the team as I always hope properly for other chances when companies do something that was badly made,wishing to supporting them again to help them follow their dreams properly
@ZealotOfSteal
@ZealotOfSteal 4 жыл бұрын
@@m1rock If you're into strategy games I'd recommend Knights of Honor, a Bulgarian made gem of a game that I've sunk a lot of hours into. It's set in medieval Europe (plus some parts of Asia, Africa and the Middle East). You can play as any country on the map and it has a great soundtrack.
@LambdaVideos
@LambdaVideos 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't know the dude died, I just heard in an interview that they ran out of time and money.
@Lawlaliet
@Lawlaliet 4 жыл бұрын
@@LambdaVideos Oh ye, he died. I dunno if it's in the English version, but the Russian version at the end says how it's dedicated to him.
@aelius3805
@aelius3805 3 жыл бұрын
"That chicken is not a person" settle down there Diogenes.
@cougar2k720
@cougar2k720 2 жыл бұрын
Can't believe the knowledge I learned from Samonella actually apply here!
@DarkOmegaMK2
@DarkOmegaMK2 2 жыл бұрын
Idk dude, I think Aristoteles was right, maybe that is a human.
@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa
@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa Жыл бұрын
TÖTTÖDÖDÖÖ! Hey what's up fuckers, look at this person I found, isn't it such a human, wow, look at him! What a guy! Anyway, loved to stay and chat, but I saw some trash outside that looked delicious! See ya later, deliberator!
@Barakon
@Barakon Жыл бұрын
@@DarkOmegaMK2 bruh wasn’t that Plato who argued man was a featherless biped and Diogenes brought a featherless chicken as a way to point out how vague the definition is.
@DarkOmegaMK2
@DarkOmegaMK2 Жыл бұрын
@@Barakon no
@macbraun1546
@macbraun1546 3 жыл бұрын
"There isn't even any gore, these guys just disappear." Yeah, that's how Stalin likes it.
@RipOffProductionsLLC
@RipOffProductionsLLC 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know, Stalin was a pretty sick and blood-thirsty bastard...
@tomaszzalewski4541
@tomaszzalewski4541 3 жыл бұрын
@@RipOffProductionsLLC Well, yes but he would also make you disappear in such a way nobody would know you even existed
@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan
@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan 3 жыл бұрын
@@RipOffProductionsLLC Stalin's regime was infamous for "photoshopping" people out of old pictures as if they were never there.
@RipOffProductionsLLC
@RipOffProductionsLLC 3 жыл бұрын
@@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan yes, I know that was the joke they were going for, but what Stalin's regime did to those same people in real life likely wasn't quick and was probably deliberately cruel. That was my point, Stalin and his ilk might like erasing people from public history, but they also like being vindictive to those they erase. Rapid disintegration isn't the satisfaction they seek.
@codycrogan3649
@codycrogan3649 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely ten out of ten joke, mate.
@Skelosk
@Skelosk 4 жыл бұрын
"You know it's not a man, it's a giant chicken" Actually Civvie, they are featherless and biped, therefore they are men
@JakeN482
@JakeN482 4 жыл бұрын
@@_DeadEnd_ Once again a reactionary fails to tell the difference between an actual history joke and one of their favorite two jokes. You played yourself.
@lionocyborg6030
@lionocyborg6030 4 жыл бұрын
Joke aside, I thought the "giant chickens" actually mutated into dinosaurs. They can't be raptors as those actually did have feathers. If anything, it reminds me of the Red Dwarf season 8 episode where an old man's pet bird is accidentally de-evolved into a T-Rex with a time control gun, except this time it's played for horror instead of comedy.
@kirionDK
@kirionDK 4 жыл бұрын
*holds up a plucked chicken* behold! A man!
@captain1337.
@captain1337. 4 жыл бұрын
@@kirionDK Diogenes reference
@TheReaverOfDarkness
@TheReaverOfDarkness 4 жыл бұрын
The chickens made it feel like Serious Sam for a moment.
@MalleusSemperVictor
@MalleusSemperVictor 4 жыл бұрын
Civvie: Absolutely losing his tenuous grip on the slender fabric of reality. Katie: haha camera goes zooooooooom.
@TheReaverOfDarkness
@TheReaverOfDarkness 4 жыл бұрын
I see one of them has embraced the madness.
@deadjuice1880
@deadjuice1880 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao, loved that little input.
@revstalker7334
@revstalker7334 4 жыл бұрын
Katie's parts always crack me up. Love that she's still down there suffering with Civvie. Well... Not really loving it since ya know, it's awful, but glad to hear she's doing relatively okay in there.
@Lattamonsteri
@Lattamonsteri 4 жыл бұрын
Now I know that it is just a joke but I'm putting my serious glasses on and guessing that those zooms exist because they made the game at a 30 fps framerate and those cuts were instant in that framerate? :D bur newer computers interpolate camera movements and therefore it appears different? (To me it looks like even 30 fps would result in weird camera movements but I'm just guessing cuz I cannot accept janky) Goggles off. (edit: corrected typos)
@boppbipp1446
@boppbipp1446 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lattamonsteri There was never a 30 fps fashion in post-USSR gamedev, because it was always heavily PC oriented. It's just a junky self-written engine which interpretes camera in a strange way. This is the only ingame engine cutscene in the game, so devs probably just hid the HUD and moved the character around instead of camera.
@MrChaturga
@MrChaturga 3 жыл бұрын
A game where the NPCs are generally leagues more terrifying than any of the monsters.
@JamesTobiasStewart
@JamesTobiasStewart 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe that's why the City Council official was so despairing. He was seemingly the last normal looking person in Russia...
@CboTheSecond
@CboTheSecond 2 жыл бұрын
Just noticed the moment when Civvie completely loses it starts at almost exactly 8:10.
@jackclark4598
@jackclark4598 2 жыл бұрын
the fractal comedy of a broken mind, perfect from every angle
@l3arnf0x
@l3arnf0x 2 жыл бұрын
Kaw! Kaw! Kaw! Kaw! Kaw!
@switchbladeshinobi650
@switchbladeshinobi650 Жыл бұрын
It's jank o clock
@bravo075
@bravo075 Жыл бұрын
What the hell is this?!
@JillLulamoon
@JillLulamoon Жыл бұрын
The city council yeah!
@OvenLord21
@OvenLord21 4 жыл бұрын
"Ravenholm" "In the test chamberrrr" "Rather than give you the illusion of choice" Oh my god it's happening
@waylonsherman5599
@waylonsherman5599 4 жыл бұрын
It's happening!
@mrmaxguy65
@mrmaxguy65 4 жыл бұрын
@@waylonsherman5599 Pro Half-Life when Civvie?
@lionocyborg6030
@lionocyborg6030 4 жыл бұрын
Max RadishOne Not to mention the sequels, Portal and Black Mesa, and also all the Gordon Ramsey clips for Half Life Source. It would be sweet if he did a crossover with Ross's Game Dungeon and/or Freeman's Mind for those.
@lionocyborg6030
@lionocyborg6030 3 жыл бұрын
@From a DOOM fan Who says it can't be both? ;)
@CourierSiix
@CourierSiix 3 жыл бұрын
@From a DOOM fan freemans mind is infinitely funnier than ai
@TheRandomPyro
@TheRandomPyro 4 жыл бұрын
"Non-invasive trans-orbital lobotomy" Pretty sure sending an icepick through one's eye socket is the very definition of invasive.
@cdcdrr
@cdcdrr 3 жыл бұрын
Can somebody ask Trotsky how invasive that is?
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 3 жыл бұрын
@@cdcdrr Lucky duck got it in the back of the neck, instead.
@albertgore7435
@albertgore7435 3 жыл бұрын
@@cdcdrr you beat me to this joke by 3 months
@melvinmerkelhopper5752
@melvinmerkelhopper5752 3 жыл бұрын
@@fuzzydunlop7928 Technically it was a climbing axe not an ice pick.
@horacegentleman3296
@horacegentleman3296 3 жыл бұрын
It's less invasive than traditionally executed lobotomies.
@GenericProtagonist7
@GenericProtagonist7 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus, that ending was ballsy, the protagonist saves the entire world and all he gets for it is a major beating and imprisonment where he'll die a slow painful death if he isn't outright executed.
@p1nkfreud
@p1nkfreud 4 жыл бұрын
"Is this a debriefing or a Nirvana song" bro that was the funniest thing I heard all month no lie, thanks for the laugh
@Athawolfus
@Athawolfus 3 жыл бұрын
Wasn't expecting Nirvana being mentioned in a Civvie video
@squidge7436
@squidge7436 3 жыл бұрын
@@Athawolfus Not the first time they were. In the DOOM II video when he gets to the level "Nirvana" he has Teen Spirit playing at like 10x slower speed and pitchshifted down for about 5 seconds at the title card.
@stinkybean5
@stinkybean5 3 жыл бұрын
You may also reach...here
@ChaseMC215
@ChaseMC215 3 жыл бұрын
Something in the way....
@ChaseMC215
@ChaseMC215 2 жыл бұрын
I guess Civvie loves Nirvana
@shaynehughes6645
@shaynehughes6645 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, did the movie theater part reveal that the cause of everything was a Russian 5G cell tower?
@anuvisraa5786
@anuvisraa5786 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@elinfini
@elinfini 4 жыл бұрын
And _way_ ahead of our time, too.
@masterzoroark6664
@masterzoroark6664 4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@cuze.e
@cuze.e 4 жыл бұрын
Except instead of our cities being breeding grounds for super human abominations, it just gives your kid autism or something
@gratuitouslurking8610
@gratuitouslurking8610 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, though I'd not be surprised if these 5G wackos think that's what the whole plan to use radio to create the ubermeinch is why they're there. And not, y'know, internet.
@alexander2262
@alexander2262 4 жыл бұрын
"What in this jars anyway?" It's a pure, medical 96% ethyl alcohol. Better than vodka!
@KoalaPlaying
@KoalaPlaying 3 жыл бұрын
@FirstName LastName I can tell you from experience that this kicks better than vodka too
@Sven-ql3ch
@Sven-ql3ch 2 жыл бұрын
not funny
@biomechanicalcyber-jesus7573
@biomechanicalcyber-jesus7573 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sven-ql3ch Real facts are never funny, dude -_-
@KeksimusMaximus
@KeksimusMaximus 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sven-ql3ch Nobody is laughing here, it's an actual ingame piece of lore - those jars literally have the word "spirit" spelled on 'em. Spirit as rectified medical alcohol, so yeah, 96% ethanol, right. That's why those tall nurses drop it and no one else.
@TheTrueChuster
@TheTrueChuster 4 ай бұрын
Wait a minute... HALLIGAN, WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?
@serpentza
@serpentza 3 жыл бұрын
Loved the tankie joke
@gunzdelarose2633
@gunzdelarose2633 3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t know you liked gaming serpentza haha. Big fan of the channel !
@destruction8946
@destruction8946 3 жыл бұрын
Hey it's you! I haven't been subscribed to you since last March. It wasn't me, it unsubscribed me and I forgot you existed. Time to catch up with you and C-Milk I guess!
@HoChiMints2007
@HoChiMints2007 3 жыл бұрын
I remember you.....
@austrakaiser4793
@austrakaiser4793 3 жыл бұрын
what the fu*k is up with you and China
@ohmygoditisspider7953
@ohmygoditisspider7953 3 жыл бұрын
AGREE
@visceralwhimsy
@visceralwhimsy 3 жыл бұрын
You have no idea how many times I watch this, specifically at 9:30. "What the hell is this" and "the city council yea!" are frequently quoted in our household. Bless you Civvie 11.
@Claymann71
@Claymann71 6 ай бұрын
Truely, the most slav jank moment in History! Like a fine herring in a fur coat!
@RipOffProductionsLLC
@RipOffProductionsLLC 5 ай бұрын
"Damned wise men..." I get that that "wise" is supposed to be sarcastic, but there's no sarcasm in his voice at all...
@aphexpesuto
@aphexpesuto 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: this game has a sprint button, but it was disabled for some unknown reason. You can re-enable by editing one of the files.
@Richter451
@Richter451 4 жыл бұрын
I think it was for story reasons, main guy got hit by a car so he cant really run at all
@yungrimanah
@yungrimanah 4 жыл бұрын
There was also supposed to be an MG, flamethrower, and and two endings but they had to rush out the game, I believe
@iwantnod
@iwantnod 4 жыл бұрын
I understand why they removed the sprint. The game has 5 hours of playtime, if you could sprint it could be run through in 2. Lack of content and short play time were the scourge of eastern european shooters of that era. Usually it was resolved by physically slowing down the player, making bullet sponge enemies and spawning dozen of them behind every corner.
@deadbrain99
@deadbrain99 4 жыл бұрын
Actually considering your character got hit by a car and you can notice a slight limp when they walk, it was most likely for story reasons.
@ThePrinceofElPaso
@ThePrinceofElPaso 3 жыл бұрын
That jank o’clock bit was life changing. I feel like I also lost my mind while watching it
@leejordan001
@leejordan001 3 жыл бұрын
19:04 - Developers actually did quite a good job when they modelled those subway trans. Here in Hungary that time had some subway trans like those and they looked the same. Even the interior of the cars was right modelled.
@HoboVibingToMusic
@HoboVibingToMusic 4 жыл бұрын
Fact: The game has 0 lighting. It's all textures. EDIT, 2 years later lol: It has lighting/shadows, but judging by the way the game looks/works it's only on non-static models. It migh've been a miss-remembering from back then since I didn't really pay too much attention
@MadMaxBLD
@MadMaxBLD 3 жыл бұрын
I knew something looked off, like a Source engine game without the shine these games usually have. Almost like a comic look. If it's true that there are no lightmaps, then they did a *very* good job. Although looking at the footage again, there definitely are lightmaps in it, even if only a few ones.
@HoboVibingToMusic
@HoboVibingToMusic 3 жыл бұрын
@@MadMaxBLD I heard this long ago, the textures are drawn/made in that sense but lighting on guns remains there. I guess?
@nicolaslandau4692
@nicolaslandau4692 3 жыл бұрын
@@MadMaxBLD Wouldn't it be the opposite? If there are no lights and only textures, then all "lightning" comes from lightmaps, not shaders.
@D00000T
@D00000T 3 жыл бұрын
there’s probably some lighting unless the devs were just that talented at masking it. It doesn’t look washed out enough like most games do if you removed all of the lightmaps within them (or source game maps within the hammer editor)
@majormalfunction0071
@majormalfunction0071 3 жыл бұрын
@@nicolaslandau4692 I don't think that they're actually lightmaps. They look like full-bright textures to me. I don't see specular reflections. It's either no lightmaps, or it's quake-like lightmaps.
@yaroslavkizyma2370
@yaroslavkizyma2370 4 жыл бұрын
Currently working with one of the devs who made this, a few guys from Wargaming and a guy was on a Stalker dev team. Decent developers, have some stories to tell. Not many guys stayed in gaming industry tbh, god awful hours and sub-par pay. And decent C++ developer can get much more in the enterprise sector. As for the art-direction, that dude worked at 4A if I remember correctly.
@sbh_tx
@sbh_tx 3 жыл бұрын
Another comment mentions they were rushed bc of the lead devs death. Don’t think it’s half bad for a rush job
@teslashark
@teslashark 3 жыл бұрын
Russia! Belarus! Ukraine! You need to create a new nemesis for 1C, GSC isn't getting back into shape any time soon
@scatpitstevens7688
@scatpitstevens7688 3 жыл бұрын
So that's why it reminds me of metro
@Nonebit
@Nonebit 3 жыл бұрын
@@teslashark Stalker 2 2021?
@CasulPants
@CasulPants 3 жыл бұрын
Art direction is top notch, the game is still fun despite any short comings. I am glad Civvie gave it the spot light, I hope it makes some money.
@papayer
@papayer 2 жыл бұрын
T H E C I T Y C O U N C I L Y E A H
@mobiusone6154
@mobiusone6154 3 жыл бұрын
This game could use a remake, its like Silent Hill but in the USSR and is an FPS game, I really dig the creepy atmosphere
@sthlng2180
@sthlng2180 4 жыл бұрын
Finally a video on this unknown masterpiece. I have a thing for these forgotten, shitty, small games. As someone who lived in Poland, with no access to the internet as child, we'd buy these game magazines in kiosk stands. Everytime they included one of these. Painkiller, Ubersoldier, Vivisector: Beast Within, all these have a special place in my heart, just like You are Empty. The boxed version had a really cool little booklet about all the weapons and enemies you encounter, plus a soundtrack disc, how cool is that! For anyone confused about the story: The guy you meet at the end of the game (the one missing his lower half) developed psychokinetic powers during his adolescence by unintentionally controlling animals around him (the flies, the dog bashing it's dead on the glass). He uses that power and his knowledge to become some kinda scientist and (this being the soviet era) develops these implants and other stuff for the government to test on people, such as (and I quote the booklet): - cosmetics that burned womens' faces off (the nurse) - weird food to make chickens bigges (the hens) - welding prosthetics and propellers (the flying welders) - the healing soda and medical alcohol Obviously the implants and other stuff had side effects and made people go insane. The scientist himself was connected to the device so he could in some way use his psychokinetic powers and make the people more obedient for the government and physically stronger, more fit to work, but it didnt work out in the end...or did it? The scientist is a sociopath so he might be in control of the monsters still, he did say it was a success, so you're given a choice - to either replace him and take control of everyone or go back in time and stop the scientist in his tracks. It's a really interesting story and the devs put a lot of work into it (it was just a small team of friends). Recently there's been news and even a steam page for a possible remake of the game titled ''Reminder of Empty''. The cinematics that explain the story can be found here, they are all hand-drawn by a really talented artist: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYuzeXtrarinbqs
@brosephnoonan223
@brosephnoonan223 4 жыл бұрын
This comment oughta be pinned
@angelshade
@angelshade 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah we had those in Croatia too
@parashkevdraganov2395
@parashkevdraganov2395 4 жыл бұрын
LOL same in Bulgaria. Sad really.
@ryszakowy
@ryszakowy 4 жыл бұрын
i got mine "you are empty" for free because they were closing the place and a copy fell on the ground. nobody picked it up and they left. finders keepers.
@markhirsch6301
@markhirsch6301 4 жыл бұрын
@@ryszakowy I got it for free too, but that's because I'm pretty sure this game is abandonware
@NateVHVT
@NateVHVT 4 жыл бұрын
There's Jank. There's EuroJank And then there's SlavJank.
@t850terminator
@t850terminator 4 жыл бұрын
But can we go deeper?
@mikeoxlong1395
@mikeoxlong1395 4 жыл бұрын
The supreme jank.
@salvation122
@salvation122 4 жыл бұрын
A couple years ago SBFP did a one-off of same game that was, I shit you not, Azerbaijank, and it was glorious
@theblacksheep1000
@theblacksheep1000 3 жыл бұрын
But the Jank could be infinite!
@longliveyheking98
@longliveyheking98 3 жыл бұрын
salvation122 do remember what name was
@purplebatdragon
@purplebatdragon 3 жыл бұрын
It's like a beautiful mixture of Zeno Clash, The Suffering, and Painkiller, with some Stalker seasoning thrown in. Surreal jank that goes down surprisingly smooth.
@Inhake
@Inhake 2 жыл бұрын
It's one of those videos where after watching I wished I had played it myself haha
@Jokoko2828
@Jokoko2828 Жыл бұрын
THE CITY COUNCIL, YEAH! is a line a I'll remember until the day I die.
@Jesse__H
@Jesse__H 4 жыл бұрын
There's no flavor of nihilistic depression like former Soviet state nihilistic depression. It's the flavor of Borscht and grain alcohol, but for your brain.
@firewall_ru
@firewall_ru 4 жыл бұрын
As a Russian, I approve it
@mikecampos1193
@mikecampos1193 4 жыл бұрын
Then find way removed Putin and his business friends you be in good non violence way or beer virus his ass.
@manboy4720
@manboy4720 4 жыл бұрын
brain alcohol
@Jesse__H
@Jesse__H 4 жыл бұрын
@@manboy4720 lol 😁
@LazarheaD
@LazarheaD 4 жыл бұрын
Russian Existentialism: The Game
@labenvenci1584
@labenvenci1584 4 жыл бұрын
This game was sadly rushed out due to the lead developer passing away mid-development, causing the game to be slashed in half due to time restraints and the budget getting put down. There's tons of unused content, such as unused enemies, weapons such as a LMG, a flamethrower and granades, along with entire levels and story sections. And sprinting was planned but disabled in the files as they wanted the idea of the player still dealing with his accident. Including that ending of staying behind was even cut due to time restraints. Little fun fact also, there is no lighting, as this engine does not support shadows. All the "shadows" and "Lighting" is specific scene textures made by hand. The game was panned in the West as well because 2007 was the year of fast-paced FPS games, and did not fit with current trends when COD4, Half Life 2 and Crysis was the shit. Also the English version had an limited release and there is an community still around this game, where they restore content that was cut and share it around. There's also an remake called "Remind of EMPTY" in the works to make it like Stalker but no word of that for an year. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jqGcnWtmmJZ-haM There's also some Unity remakes around, one was made 5 months ago with an Demo.
@bluegum6438
@bluegum6438 4 жыл бұрын
Let's be real, the game was panned because it's still absolute garbage despite being charmingly "differently abled", to be delicate.
@CAL1MBO
@CAL1MBO 4 жыл бұрын
@@bluegum6438 Imagine comparing this to COD4, Halo 3, Crysis etc.
@Vorteksio3
@Vorteksio3 4 жыл бұрын
@@bluegum6438 Its not that bad, don't be an asshole
@CAL1MBO
@CAL1MBO 4 жыл бұрын
@@Vorteksio3 Why would you call him an asshole when it clearly sucks?
@labenvenci1584
@labenvenci1584 4 жыл бұрын
@@CAL1MBO The game is Flawed, but it's got an charm to it. Like, it's unique. It's an garbage pile but it has some Silver hidden in it.
@superniger4822
@superniger4822 3 жыл бұрын
The song he used when he was trippin out because of the Slavjank was unironically good
@Hemostat
@Hemostat 2 жыл бұрын
found it if anyone else wants it kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZqK2dKxrhZ5piK8 The 126ers | Rage Edit: Updated with the original version. Some guy had stolen it on the previous song I linked...
@flooku987
@flooku987 Жыл бұрын
Name?
@Security-ou9ep
@Security-ou9ep 2 жыл бұрын
19:40 That will forever be engrained in my mind. The way he just walked out of there to just get shot. Omfg ffs
@TheDoomGuy
@TheDoomGuy 4 жыл бұрын
“Will work for steam keys, no butt stuff.” The amount of work that goes into your videos is incredible.
@jazz_gato
@jazz_gato 4 жыл бұрын
i noticed this too in the captions. though the captions are worded slightly different. cracked me up. i wonder if he has "subliminal" captions throughout his videos?
@drewchristopher4609
@drewchristopher4609 4 жыл бұрын
How about that super shotgun in the glass? 'In case of emergency break glass'
@MineSlimeTV
@MineSlimeTV 4 жыл бұрын
@@drewchristopher4609 Oh My I never noticed it I felt and saw a bit of the dark brown and felt that whatever was inside of that cabine was broken and gone. I was also a bit tired so there is that. Forgive me for this
@AndroidFerret
@AndroidFerret 4 жыл бұрын
This whole channel is oozing with quality.. I would absolutely watch a movie or series if civvie would make one
@RandomIrishguy1
@RandomIrishguy1 4 жыл бұрын
"I would have just said chickens" is something I want on my tombstone.
@dekhain3284
@dekhain3284 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yes Eastern European depression my favorite
@inqntrol2047
@inqntrol2047 4 жыл бұрын
Well, considering Eastern Europe and the Balkans have a history of being the playground of various empires, russian, ottoman, and austro-hungarian, it's no wonder we have a rather gloomy way of looking at things. This game is one of the many exemples 😂 Wonder if Civvie's going to check Darkwood
@tylerlackey1175
@tylerlackey1175 4 жыл бұрын
@@inqntrol2047 doormat people?
@unwillfullyignorant7805
@unwillfullyignorant7805 4 жыл бұрын
inqntrol neeeeeeerrrrrrrrrdddddddddd
@godzillainspace5922
@godzillainspace5922 4 жыл бұрын
is there any other kind?
@modusoperandi7827
@modusoperandi7827 4 жыл бұрын
The best kind!
@cac_deadlyrang
@cac_deadlyrang 2 жыл бұрын
Beria: “Go there, quickly.” Also Beria: **locks the doors, continues to drabble on, and fucking kills himself**
@michaelandreipalon359
@michaelandreipalon359 Жыл бұрын
Not that far fetched of a characterization, since the real life Beria sure was one crazy a**hat.
@ImperativeGames
@ImperativeGames Жыл бұрын
He endured that brainwave radiation much better than everyone else though. If you wonder, why Beria - in real history he was the curator of Soviet nuclear weapons program, which was very successful. He had STEM degree. Sadly, he was kinda Stalin's right hand and so he was demonized along with other Stalin's men when soulless bureaucrats won fight for power. And of course Western oligarchs' propaganda demonizes every Russian politician who doesn't sell himself to them.
@strykertron232
@strykertron232 Жыл бұрын
@@ImperativeGames You mean the Beria that propagated Stalin's purges? If so that guy was a monster.
@ImperativeGames
@ImperativeGames Жыл бұрын
@@strykertron232 1) No, that's what ignorant fools believe (because they were that). He became General Commissioner of State Security in 1941. Purges took place in 1936-1938. They were committed by Yagoda and Ezhov. 2) Purges were awful but their size was *greatly* exaggerated by Western propaganda and many people who got convicted were real spies, traitors and corrupt officials.
@strykertron232
@strykertron232 Жыл бұрын
@@ImperativeGames we are talking about the Beria that raped a ton of young girls right?
@TheNobody-ru5xg
@TheNobody-ru5xg 3 жыл бұрын
I’m impressed how good the British suicide guy’s voice acting was. Didn’t sound Russian, but damn. Sold it.
@AtlatlMan
@AtlatlMan 9 ай бұрын
Almost feels like an extract from the world of 1984.
@ryanharber4512
@ryanharber4512 4 жыл бұрын
Hannibal Lector: “Draw a clock Civvie”
@Civvie11
@Civvie11 4 жыл бұрын
I wish it was something they made up for that show.
@CollinandBri
@CollinandBri 4 жыл бұрын
I just finished the first 2 seasons of it and thought “I know where civvie has been on Netflix lately.”
@Hamun002
@Hamun002 4 жыл бұрын
@@CollinandBri lmao, pay any attention to the Trump Biden shit and people want both of them to draw a clock at their debates just to see how brain broken they are.
@kystersweats8465
@kystersweats8465 4 жыл бұрын
@Papa Legba whining*
@RyoLeo
@RyoLeo 4 жыл бұрын
Kyster Sweats someone didn’t see kreed. You best get on that.
@Jesse__H
@Jesse__H 4 жыл бұрын
This may be the most accurately-translated piece of Slav Jank ever ... everyone else was on board for the jank but the translator was like nah, I'ma just do my job.
@professordetective807
@professordetective807 4 жыл бұрын
The DUB team, though...
@Mouseforatu
@Mouseforatu 4 жыл бұрын
@@professordetective807 I was on board the " the PC is crazy" train hence the delusions and janky people, til that ending
@commisso3806
@commisso3806 4 жыл бұрын
@@professordetective807 Those are most likely the developers. They sound like people from Eastern Europe trying to sound English, and that was the usual practice with these games. And even if it's not the developers, it's certainly not real actors.
@cpt.shmitt7387
@cpt.shmitt7387 4 жыл бұрын
Ever play STALKER? It's also a bit jank yet it's got a cult following.
@nomad_boreal
@nomad_boreal 4 жыл бұрын
@@cpt.shmitt7387 S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is almost as much of a classic as the original Doom
@orvilleredenpiller338
@orvilleredenpiller338 3 жыл бұрын
“This is the Soviet Russia I know!” This is a weird bit of the Civvie lore.
@TheSoulHarvester
@TheSoulHarvester 3 жыл бұрын
I think he's just acknowledging his knowledge of the USSR is entirely CIA propaganda.
@GeneralTantzu
@GeneralTantzu 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheSoulHarvester Tankie cope
@TheSoulHarvester
@TheSoulHarvester 2 жыл бұрын
@@GeneralTantzu o shit the cops
@CoolGobyFish
@CoolGobyFish Жыл бұрын
@@TheSoulHarvester well, the designers of this game are clueless about how USSR looked despite living in Russia. everything you see here is lifted from US movies and TV. doesn't surprise me since Russian TV shows either American programs, or Russian versions of these programs.
@michaeloverton04
@michaeloverton04 2 жыл бұрын
Those mutated chickens straight up look like demonic Chocobos from Final Fantasy. I don't know if it was intentional, but as Final Fantasy fan, I kind of liked it.
@Skelentor
@Skelentor 4 жыл бұрын
"I guess I spoiled the experience for you" Jokes on you I already waste all my time playing eurojank.
@inconnutheteacher6971
@inconnutheteacher6971 4 жыл бұрын
Déjà-vu; I've been in this jank before
@drstephenstrange897
@drstephenstrange897 4 жыл бұрын
But it's russian.
@IWillSmurfYou
@IWillSmurfYou 4 жыл бұрын
@@drstephenstrange897 Ukrainian*
@LazarheaD
@LazarheaD 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he's gonna play Patriot, Невский Титбит or The Hunt / Черная Метка.
@agentjohnson3973
@agentjohnson3973 3 жыл бұрын
Looked like good jank to me
@indeimaus
@indeimaus 4 жыл бұрын
will you sue me if i make PRO FEAR
@Civvie11
@Civvie11 4 жыл бұрын
Do it bitch
@AquaGaming1607
@AquaGaming1607 4 жыл бұрын
No balls
@ph0nez
@ph0nez 4 жыл бұрын
Indei, it's past midnight in Aus - what the fuck are you still doing watching KZbin? I uh...probably shouldn't judge, actually.
@antond12312
@antond12312 4 жыл бұрын
@@indeimaus You better play the expansions too!
@TNTLLYftw
@TNTLLYftw 4 жыл бұрын
Indei get out of here. I see you everywhere
@bonzo6805
@bonzo6805 2 жыл бұрын
It's way deeper from a slav perspective. Our farmers use a lot of pesticides and breed farm animals in total enclosure at all times - something I have noticed doesn't happen in the west. Chickens part is a parabole to how full of steroids they pump our chickens at one point they give them too much and GIGA CHICKENS happen.
@ImperativeGames
@ImperativeGames Жыл бұрын
Vast majority of chickens in the West are grown by corporations and they are restrained in big buildings, in cells. If you are talking about individual people having chickens - they have special building for them, where they are locked for a night, especially in colder climate. Just like in Russia.
@groerhahn225
@groerhahn225 2 жыл бұрын
My head canon is that the protagonist is just completely batshit crazy and hallucinates, killing everyone on his path and eventually becoming so deranged that his madness travels back through time and makes him kill a completely innocent scientist.
@jurgenronaaz4695
@jurgenronaaz4695 4 жыл бұрын
the ONE place that has not been CORRUPTED by CAPITALISM *barely controlled laughter* SPAAAAACE! Listen Red Alert 2 was my childhood but Red Alert 3 has the best memes hands down.
@eduardodiaz9942
@eduardodiaz9942 4 жыл бұрын
If TIM CURRY is having trouble avoiding laughter during a scene, you know that scene is quite something
@lionocyborg6030
@lionocyborg6030 4 жыл бұрын
Eduardo Díaz There's also Jon St Jon's Star Trek NG reference outtakes for PS1 Duke Nukem where he can't stop laughing at his line as Captain Picard.
@tompeck5495
@tompeck5495 3 жыл бұрын
*Elon Musk has entered the chat*
@watercolorsunshine4846
@watercolorsunshine4846 4 жыл бұрын
"For Soviets, these guys aren't very Tankie" I hope more than 5 people got that Civvie
@kino_enjoyer
@kino_enjoyer 3 жыл бұрын
Of course I'd get it - it's me
@jeffreymiller3295
@jeffreymiller3295 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like at least 4 of us! lol
@gewuerzwanze5627
@gewuerzwanze5627 3 жыл бұрын
@ILikeDoomAndBlood aka Mr Wolfy 2.0 no. Not literal tanks. The authoritarian left is sometimes referred to as 'tankies'
@BigPuddin
@BigPuddin 3 жыл бұрын
T-34's everywhere, son.
@Blakbox92
@Blakbox92 3 жыл бұрын
@@gewuerzwanze5627 yeah specifically the kind of people who are big USSR fanboys, talking about "Daddy Stalin" and stuff.
@HumanityAsCode
@HumanityAsCode 3 жыл бұрын
The jank o' clock bit from the setup to the punchline, the effects, the timing. You fucking nailed it. I'm laughing so hard I'm in tears. Solid hannibal reference.
@Shonicheck
@Shonicheck 2 жыл бұрын
So... Kinda noticed no one cared to point out a few obvious things civie misinterpreted. The guys civie named as "miners" are actually street cleaners(pretty sure those pickaxes are meant for breaking ice on the road in winter), helicopter guys are welders, and the healing salves are actually pure medical alchohol flasks(fitting ain't it?). Also i am pretty sure those "sane" npc were meant to be a little off, that was probably meant to represent that they are a little imperfect, warped if you like, and they were probably referred to as "new people" when the tower guy named MC the leader of those.
@himethisisme
@himethisisme 4 жыл бұрын
18:30 "These guys aren't very tankie" That one caught me off guard, lol
@aziztcf
@aziztcf 4 жыл бұрын
"That one caught me off guard, lol" -Prague '68
@himethisisme
@himethisisme 4 жыл бұрын
@@aziztcf [laughs in ancom]
@IlanFritzlerswagmaster
@IlanFritzlerswagmaster 4 жыл бұрын
civvie confirmed juche
@chainsawplayin
@chainsawplayin 4 жыл бұрын
tank top tankie not very tanky
@gustavvonstal6073
@gustavvonstal6073 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a communist minarchist gang rise up
@13thRegen
@13thRegen 4 жыл бұрын
"City Council" is probably an over-literal translation of "Soviet", i.e. the word Russian word for council-- the basic 'building block' of the Union of SOVIET Socialist Republics' governance, the political entities that Lenin was calling to give ultimate authority to in the phrase 'All power to the Soviets!'. So it's less like the panicking guy was trying to get you to go the guys who set parking ordinances for help combatting the zombie plague, and more like he was telling you to go to The Big Politics Guys In Charge In This Area (Governor if this was an American movie, idk)
@Digijester
@Digijester 3 жыл бұрын
Mmm, yes and no. It is somewhat literally translated from Russian but overall it's accurate: he does say you should go to the "city council" (горсовет) building for "what to do now" pointers, but it's more because of him thinking the disease came "from the city" (as most troubles in general soviet farmer's mind usually did, the divide between cities and countryside was, and in many post-soviet places remains still, massive), and thus trying to make an appeal to some kind of adminstrative institution. So, the "Big Brother is responsible for all this" angle is somewhat there, but rather as a tangential connection to the more familiar for this type of character "those out-of-touch city idiots must have screwed up again, go get them to clean their mess up".
@13thRegen
@13thRegen 3 жыл бұрын
@@Digijester I stand corrected! Thanks for the info, I was really going off of a hunch fleshed out with some tangential history knowledge
@Digijester
@Digijester 3 жыл бұрын
@@13thRegen No probs, the impossibility for translators to 100% relay soviet linguistic compounds combined with lost cultural nuances can change the listener's perception. After comparing Russian and English versions side-by-side I think your take is entirely valid if one has only the latter at hand. It is just obvious to a native speaker that Russian version was the basis for English translation, and this effect is its unintentional by-product.
@highjumpstudios2384
@highjumpstudios2384 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks dude, I kinda figured.
@JerkingtheGerk
@JerkingtheGerk 2 жыл бұрын
9:30 is the best dialogue section I’ve ever seen in a video game. It just brings me such joy listening to, “the city council, yeah!”
@ConsarnitTokkori
@ConsarnitTokkori Жыл бұрын
you know a game is good when you can't tell what's jank and what's intentional
@PrisonCityNoise
@PrisonCityNoise 4 жыл бұрын
"shoutout to the five people who got that joke" love ya civvie
@Spokenword
@Spokenword 4 жыл бұрын
I felt like a golden boy when heard that
@nibblrrr7124
@nibblrrr7124 4 жыл бұрын
me and my baby in sixty-eiiiight, ohhhhh
@maxkordon
@maxkordon 4 жыл бұрын
Heh
@blarnblarn4491
@blarnblarn4491 4 жыл бұрын
just to let everyone know civve said tankie, not tanky. Means different things.
@Mortablunt
@Mortablunt 4 жыл бұрын
lololololol
@buggyboy2849
@buggyboy2849 4 жыл бұрын
Silly Civvie, we eastern european countries sure have a way of bringing out all the vibrant colors of grey!
@SpecShadow
@SpecShadow 4 жыл бұрын
John Carmack confirmed easterneuropean slav, how else you can explain color variety in Quake?
@buggyboy2849
@buggyboy2849 4 жыл бұрын
@@SpecShadow Pathologic is closer to that sweet sweet slavic grey joy! But yeah Quake is pretty much a what if Lovecraft was a slav... And into death metal.
@two-eyedRoy
@two-eyedRoy 4 жыл бұрын
Oh... so the S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s are actually an abomination? I see... XD
@TNOFanZacharie
@TNOFanZacharie 3 жыл бұрын
@@two-eyedRoy Not abomination! An anomaly! „I said come in, don’t stand there!”.
@brotherbisquick
@brotherbisquick 3 жыл бұрын
"I say that like I understand what's going on." My daily battlecry.
@dionysus6892
@dionysus6892 Жыл бұрын
This was my first Civvie video, and here I am almost 3 years later and still loving the content. Never change, Civvie
@DangerousMuteLunatic
@DangerousMuteLunatic 4 жыл бұрын
I'll say this, I actually LOVE the aesthetic of those cutscenes. It's like Take On Me but spookier
@misfire33
@misfire33 3 жыл бұрын
Take me to the Gulag?
@PokeWeekly
@PokeWeekly 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the cutscenes were really pretty
@JillLulamoon
@JillLulamoon 2 жыл бұрын
I agree, they are really cool. The whole Soviet aesthetic in general with this game is really neat.
@WingMaster562
@WingMaster562 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me a little bit ofThis War Is Mine too
@CoolGobyFish
@CoolGobyFish Жыл бұрын
@@JillLulamoon There is no Soviet aesthetic here))) All the hospital and other stuff is lifted from American movies and games. That's not how it looked in USSR or in Russia. The developers were too lazy. Doesn't surprise me since everything in Russia and Ukraine is an copy of America. Most young people are clueless about how things looked in 1980s, let along 1940s.
@KrinkelsNG
@KrinkelsNG 4 жыл бұрын
What fucking 'what is the time' thing, yes, more of that. Very cool.
@adgVelaepyaety
@adgVelaepyaety 3 жыл бұрын
Never thought I’d see you here
@Grayfox354
@Grayfox354 3 жыл бұрын
If you've seen the hannibal series it was a scene where Will Graham was being diagnosed to test if he had suffered swelling of the brain. I forget the name of the condition but it jumbles your balance and if you tried to draw a clock it would come up all on one side because of your developing insanity
@lukedufaur5368
@lukedufaur5368 3 жыл бұрын
krank
@bit_sean8001
@bit_sean8001 3 жыл бұрын
@@Grayfox354 Encephalitis
@eeyoretriple6
@eeyoretriple6 3 жыл бұрын
KRINKELS! madness combat 2021 when?
@kafe9972
@kafe9972 3 жыл бұрын
the exposed steam pipes inflicted more damage than both barrels of the shotgun. Exceptional
@therevanite7151
@therevanite7151 2 жыл бұрын
The chicken bit always makes me laugh my ass off
@jyd1384
@jyd1384 4 жыл бұрын
I'd played this horrifying FPS about 8 years ago and the last scene's message was so impressive. The protagonist had sacrificed himself to save his homeland and people against a brainless autocrat's desire and a reckless scientist's madness. If the developer studio would try another newest version for gamers recently, it might have been darkhorse from game sales markets.
@PontusPontus
@PontusPontus 4 жыл бұрын
Pathologic?
@necro-retro915
@necro-retro915 2 жыл бұрын
@@PontusPontus pathologic isnt really an fps or anything standard for that matter You are empty could be soviet half life, but it would need much polish
@vintheguy
@vintheguy 2 жыл бұрын
@@PontusPontus Pathologic sold well enough
@ImperativeGames
@ImperativeGames Жыл бұрын
It has wrong messages. Science and communism is the only way forward. Otherwise growing wasteful consumption will launch real, palpable climate change process in the next 50 years. Also, capitalism with AI/robots means 0.1% will live like gods and the rest of humanity will be homeless and jobless.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Жыл бұрын
Putin would make a great videogame villain.
@Lord_Deimos
@Lord_Deimos 4 жыл бұрын
I liked this game when it came out. It's like Silent Hill, Call of Cthulhu Dark Corners of the Earth and Half Life 2 had a soviet, deformed baby that also suffers from severe dementia and crippling depression. Edit: love how Tim Curry tries not to laugh in that C&C cinematic
@RMD00
@RMD00 4 жыл бұрын
I heard it took him a bunch of takes because he kept laughing hysterically after wards. The C&C cutscene that we see was the best take apparently.
@eduardodiaz9942
@eduardodiaz9942 4 жыл бұрын
@@RMD00 Can't blame him, that quote is hilarious
@girthquake1413
@girthquake1413 4 жыл бұрын
@@RMD00 That's true.Supposedly there's like 7 takes and that was one of the last.
@sirhonkalot
@sirhonkalot 4 жыл бұрын
So you think it's like Call of Cuthulu... Did I miss the anti-semitism again?
@Baalur
@Baalur 4 жыл бұрын
@@sirhonkalot Go and read Lovecraft. You are missing out. Not just on xenophobia and racism. If I am wrong and you actually read Lovecraft's story: Please tell me where there is anti-semitism in Call of Cthulhu? Xenophobia and ressentiment towards non-western cultures: sure. But anti-semitism? I am aware Lovecraft held anti-semitic views but I can't remember them being present in many of his stories. Also the comment you replied to mentioned Call of Cthulhu Dark Corners of the Earth which is a more modern video-game take on Lovecraft. I seriously doubt there is much anti-semitism in that game.
@mollywantshugs5944
@mollywantshugs5944 2 жыл бұрын
Not every day you see a game this jank that still shows signs of being made with a lot of love
@dickheadrecs
@dickheadrecs 3 жыл бұрын
19:33 whoever programmed the animations here deserves something
@dingusdangus1790
@dingusdangus1790 4 жыл бұрын
"this might be the citizen kane of slavjank" That would be pathologic 2.
@NEEDbacon
@NEEDbacon 4 жыл бұрын
Casa Blanca of Slavjank then?
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 4 жыл бұрын
This can be the 'Come and See' of Slavjank.
@jeffschleg9665
@jeffschleg9665 4 жыл бұрын
For me that would be Boiling Point
@burningsheep4473
@burningsheep4473 4 жыл бұрын
@Wolter Woltolvsky What a random collection of games! Bloodlines may be unfinished, but it's also of a really high quality in most areas. Moreso than most games actually. Also, it's simply not from a russian/ukraininan company if I'm not completely mistaken. :D And does Alpha Prime actually have any redeeming qualities? I admittedly couldn't stand it for long. Definitely not in the same league with games like Vivisector and You are empty. Even Chaser with all its issues is definitely better.
@icecold1805
@icecold1805 4 жыл бұрын
@Wolter Woltolvsky I mean, on your statement you say, and I quote "it's MOSTLY action FPS games", so clearly it's FPS nature isn't an excluding criteria. As such, for example, I would argue Vangers is slavjank. I think the key components of SlavJank is that it has to be Slav, obviously, and jank, which I think it's the most complicated part. Games that are straight-up bad are usually not treated as slav jank, so clearly jank doesn't mean bad. I think the key component for this games is... to not feel western. To feel alien and odd for us, perhaps because it's story isn't clear, or it's mechanics seem odd for what we are used to in our gameplays, or other elements just feel like uncommon in videogames. This alien nature, perhaps a better word may be exotic, is what makes Slav Jank, and what makes it also a good experience.
@JimGallo
@JimGallo 4 жыл бұрын
"OH GOD LOOK OUT HE'S FROM JERSEY" How dare you
@marlboromike2100
@marlboromike2100 4 жыл бұрын
If your from Jersey... you know its true... I do... I don't miss New Jersey... LOL.
@JimGallo
@JimGallo 4 жыл бұрын
@@marlboromike2100 yeah, you're not wrong...
@theblacksheep1000
@theblacksheep1000 3 жыл бұрын
LOL was that Big Paulie??
@bigboysdotcom745
@bigboysdotcom745 3 жыл бұрын
Jersey is trash, but anyone who says it's the worst state has never been to half the states in the midwest.
@Doc_Fun
@Doc_Fun 3 жыл бұрын
@@bigboysdotcom745 I feel like you're confusing "worst" and "most boring". Granted, the worst is either Florida or Arizona, so either way Jersey ain't it.
@Mooshkajoe
@Mooshkajoe 3 жыл бұрын
The "What is the time?" bit is, for some reason, very unsettling and forcing me to have existentialism conversations with myself. Well done.
@watercrackersandwaferthinh601
@watercrackersandwaferthinh601 3 жыл бұрын
This game would look amazing with FEAR's lighting.
@papayer
@papayer 4 жыл бұрын
19:23 That guy looks like the Chad from the Virgin vs Chad memes.
@RedLexLuthur
@RedLexLuthur 4 жыл бұрын
Ouch!
@kaiosamatlj4031
@kaiosamatlj4031 4 жыл бұрын
A very flamboyant Chad, I might add.
@M0rshu64
@M0rshu64 4 жыл бұрын
It IS the chad from the memes
@mord3030
@mord3030 4 жыл бұрын
I thought I recognized that bulge.
@Parluxgrounds
@Parluxgrounds 4 жыл бұрын
I think he's based on Mikhail Baryshnikov
@vasilboyanov-troyanov7915
@vasilboyanov-troyanov7915 4 жыл бұрын
its pure alcohol in the jars C2H5OH
@TheDozenthDime
@TheDozenthDime 4 жыл бұрын
Makes sense, considering Russia and all...
@DesolateFields
@DesolateFields 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not a chemist, but I'm pretty sure you can't have pure alcohol unless it's vacuum sealed. I think it absorbs moisture from the air or someshit like that and becomes diluted on its own, something in very high 95% percentages
@youmukonpaku3168
@youmukonpaku3168 4 жыл бұрын
@@DesolateFields you can have pure alcohol with no difficulties *once you get it there.* However, it requires trickery to turn normal sources of alcohol, which generally result in ethanol mixed with water, into pure ethanol with no water, because beyond a concentration of 96.5%ish they boil off together and condense together.
@kystersweats8465
@kystersweats8465 4 жыл бұрын
@@DesolateFields no you can get pure 100% ethanol, you can buy it for like 30$ for a pint over the internet.
@DeathIlustrated
@DeathIlustrated 4 жыл бұрын
ethanol is just hygroscopic, you can have 100% ethanol in special bottles that are used to seal acids (which would otherwise fume) for example, so they're airtight
@Snowfox572
@Snowfox572 3 жыл бұрын
1:44 that's the funniest death sound in the history of games. "EEGH [thump]" its like something out of a cartoon.
@Snowfox572
@Snowfox572 3 жыл бұрын
also 18:31 for the people who don't get that since i like explaining shit; "Tankie" is a derogatory term originating in response to british communists who defended the USSR sending tanks to quash the Hungarian uprising of 1956. Modern day usage of the term, depending on the person using it, can either mean commies in general or commies who emphatically deny the obvious faults in their ideology, usually through denying that failed communist states were truely communist or even outright saying they were fully functional paradises that only failed cuz of evil capitalists. Personally I would have tazed civvie for that joke but hey ho.
@highjumpstudios2384
@highjumpstudios2384 2 жыл бұрын
The atomic heart beta looks great. Edit: something I noticed when Civvie smacked the guy in the back of the head with the wrench is that the SMG gunners are dressed like early Soviet paratroopers.
@jaywilbur515
@jaywilbur515 4 жыл бұрын
They need to make a sequel "You Are Full"
@melasauce9943
@melasauce9943 Жыл бұрын
"We Are Empty"
@morkgin2459
@morkgin2459 Жыл бұрын
Iam Full
@TARINunit9
@TARINunit9 4 жыл бұрын
"See a lot of these comments are copied and pasted. Whole references, memes, so it gets a little confusing" It's all spiraling back, I don't think Civvie ever TRULY came back from the Kreed
@caspianhorlick4529
@caspianhorlick4529 4 жыл бұрын
What if it's all the Kreed?
@drstephenstrange897
@drstephenstrange897 4 жыл бұрын
Quit winning!
@sawyervuorensyrja4703
@sawyervuorensyrja4703 4 жыл бұрын
You think a man could ever retain his sanity after experiencing something like that
@partywolf85
@partywolf85 4 жыл бұрын
oh shit
@xotl2780
@xotl2780 4 жыл бұрын
No one has ever escaped the Kreed.... no one.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Жыл бұрын
That scene with the puppy was a blow to the feels.
@ANIpJs
@ANIpJs 10 ай бұрын
I actually laughed hard at that Tankie joke, bravo comrade.
@itsemmit
@itsemmit 4 жыл бұрын
I love that clip of Tim Curry almost cracking during that beautiful line.
@ScopeOperaSam
@ScopeOperaSam 3 жыл бұрын
Lol it's so well timed and used. Goddamn I love Civvie.
@generalgk
@generalgk 3 жыл бұрын
almost?
@Galilupottepeak
@Galilupottepeak 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: that clip is from comand and conquer: red alert 3
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Жыл бұрын
I need him in that role again before I die, some just over the top thing where he fights with full on meme units and tactics against that guy with mind control powers who took over Russia in c&c would be dope.
@MaxUltimata
@MaxUltimata 4 жыл бұрын
We finally got a peak at what "Katie" looks like.
@luminus9556
@luminus9556 4 жыл бұрын
Katie is just another one of Civvie's personalities.
@juankgonzalez6230
@juankgonzalez6230 4 жыл бұрын
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM
@s3dchr
@s3dchr 4 жыл бұрын
And she seems to be wearing an orange jumpsuit. Fitting, I suppose.
@MaxUltimata
@MaxUltimata 4 жыл бұрын
@@s3dchr Civvie also wears an orange jumpsuit.
@samuelhayden542
@samuelhayden542 4 жыл бұрын
This is kinda like nettie talking in serious Sam
@FullSemiAuto357
@FullSemiAuto357 3 жыл бұрын
3:45 C96 was a relic even in 1955.
@chanzeleondreideleon2152
@chanzeleondreideleon2152 Жыл бұрын
Why is the Mauser common in yae
@keklulu332
@keklulu332 3 жыл бұрын
10:04 that stutter was so genuine and perfect
@trifontrifonov4297
@trifontrifonov4297 4 жыл бұрын
16:48 This is a soda machine. They were everywhere and cheap as all hell. The problem was that they used actual glasses. They were rinsed between use, but nowa days it suspected that a lot of people caught god knows what by using them. Oh and I was also told that the soda was really good.
@adenowirus
@adenowirus 4 жыл бұрын
I've seen them in a Polish newsreel from back in the day. Basically they installed a couple of them in Warsaw to replace earlier manual machines, but people quickly stole all glasses and jammed the coin slots with buttons and other junk. As for hygiene, people used to joke that the manual soda mashines give you tuberculosis, but it stemmed mostly from them using unboiled tap water which wasn't considered very clean.
@hiddenshadow2105
@hiddenshadow2105 4 жыл бұрын
It was, indeed, really good.
@39Chevy
@39Chevy 4 жыл бұрын
@@hiddenshadow2105 does anyone still make it?
@hiddenshadow2105
@hiddenshadow2105 4 жыл бұрын
@@39Chevy Not sure - I think they tried a bottled revival in mid-2000 but I don't know how it went or if it was even a true.
@vaclav4435
@vaclav4435 4 жыл бұрын
13:56 - That's actually a quote from the novel "1984", specifically from the novel-within-a-novel "The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism" that explains how exactly the dystopian world works.
@solomonyingling5769
@solomonyingling5769 Жыл бұрын
Came down here to point this out! Went over my head on the first viewing but was listening to the book again recently, as soon as I heard him say it I knew I'd heard it before. How controlling of them to make us read that in highschool, literally 1984.
@brainiestben
@brainiestben 3 жыл бұрын
The intro is secretly leaked footage of the Soviet viersion of "Take on me"...It's called, "Give to us, Comrade"
@daniel-gu5zm
@daniel-gu5zm 3 жыл бұрын
whenever im sad i just play the mutated chicken part and feel better instantly
@thegreatgoatking.kingofall4001
@thegreatgoatking.kingofall4001 4 жыл бұрын
Okay I’m pretty early in the video so I don’t know if he’ll mention it later, but the nurses and the other enemies aren’t actually taller than you. The player character is physically hunched and hobbled from the car crash. I love that little touch because it makes the player feel depowered while providing a reason for enemies to be larger than you furthering that sense of danger
@BoisegangGaming
@BoisegangGaming 4 жыл бұрын
"It's a person, a human person!" I don't know if that's a callback to Vivisector but even if it isn't, i love that.
@mr.bobcyndaquil4214
@mr.bobcyndaquil4214 4 жыл бұрын
I figured it was a Bill Wurtz reference.
@Mark-jc5wt
@Mark-jc5wt 3 жыл бұрын
This is my personal favorite editing wise on this channel.
@idhalgox4883
@idhalgox4883 2 жыл бұрын
Another fun fact: reflections in the water are made by placing the same object upside down under the ground and makin it visible through the water. Also, it's pure ethanol in the jars. It's written on them in russian.
@rank10ygo
@rank10ygo 4 жыл бұрын
This game was 3 euros at a bootleg DVD store when I was 11 and that's 3 euros I'll never get back.
@jodi803
@jodi803 4 жыл бұрын
Hello, I love you videos.
@namkha209
@namkha209 4 жыл бұрын
Hi there Rata! Hope whatever going on with your family is going well. Love your vids, still wait for them.
@Mariujana90
@Mariujana90 4 жыл бұрын
Tebe san zadnjeg očekiva da gledaš ovakve videe
@octakhan4673
@octakhan4673 4 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp! Amanda is best girl.
@THEGRUMPTRUCK
@THEGRUMPTRUCK 4 жыл бұрын
RATA commenting on a Civvie video. This is amazing.
@SpecShadow
@SpecShadow 4 жыл бұрын
I still can't believe that THERE IS NO LIGHTING in the game, my mind was blown away. And I hope you try Cryostasis - Sleep of Reason, it still runs like shit 17:20 of course not! It's the right = bad guys, not left one....
@Artersa
@Artersa 4 жыл бұрын
Plus one Cryostasis.
@tenow
@tenow 4 жыл бұрын
loved that game when it came out. Condemned of slavjank
@hi_tech_reptiles
@hi_tech_reptiles 4 жыл бұрын
No need for capitalist lighting in Soviet Russia
@roodstachlea
@roodstachlea 4 жыл бұрын
@@tenow ever played chernaya metka/the hunt/black label?
@tenow
@tenow 4 жыл бұрын
@@roodstachlea yes! It got horrible reviews but I found it fun and intense. Good times. Also condemned vibes
@Jack-O_Valentine
@Jack-O_Valentine 3 жыл бұрын
The "sub" in submachinegun is in refrence to it's caliber. So it is still a machinegun!
@unduloid
@unduloid Жыл бұрын
1:13 "Light bulbs" The correct term is "Nixie tubes."
@SmeddyTooBestChannel
@SmeddyTooBestChannel 4 жыл бұрын
I never in my life would've thought I'd see Civvie tackle the dementia clock test.
@nonplusultra9204
@nonplusultra9204 4 жыл бұрын
Well.. here it is
@christianmaloney969
@christianmaloney969 4 жыл бұрын
This could be are argued that this is the second Hannibal reference.
@notoriousquinnb
@notoriousquinnb 4 жыл бұрын
"Civvie has been mad for 16 years!" Those are rookie numbers
@IDHLEB
@IDHLEB 4 жыл бұрын
OG Duke Nukem fans are mad for 20+ years now
@SuperAWaC
@SuperAWaC 4 жыл бұрын
@@IDHLEB OG duke nukem? you mean the 2d platformer that came out in 1991, 29 years ago?
@MaxUltimata
@MaxUltimata 4 жыл бұрын
@@SuperAWaC In my case? Yes.
@madwolf7033
@madwolf7033 Жыл бұрын
An apocalypse at post-soviet country ...sounds like a wednesday
@skeetermartini
@skeetermartini 3 жыл бұрын
Your videos are amazing! The editing and adding of skits makes the video stand out from typical game reviews. Great job!
@DarkDesperado25
@DarkDesperado25 4 жыл бұрын
"You Are Empty" Have been for 10 years, ya get used to it
@MineSlimeTV
@MineSlimeTV 4 жыл бұрын
Darling I hope however I can now support you and help you for this and I hope that I can accomplish and cherish you as best as I can!
@MaitreMechant
@MaitreMechant 4 жыл бұрын
yeah you just kinda embrace the void
@ghoulbuster1
@ghoulbuster1 4 жыл бұрын
me and the boys vibin' in the void for eternity
@Serac111
@Serac111 4 жыл бұрын
When you have played E.Y.E. Vampire The Mascarade and Pathologic nothing is janked enough now
@MaxinEve
@MaxinEve 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. The unHOLY Trinity of jankiness
@Serac111
@Serac111 4 жыл бұрын
@@MaxinEve this games is more in the Deadly Premonition + Postal 2 level, maybe being the unHOLY trinity 2: Electric Boogaloo
@imjustsomeguy5048
@imjustsomeguy5048 4 жыл бұрын
Vampire is fine if you use the unofficial patch or mods though
@icecold1805
@icecold1805 4 жыл бұрын
Two words: Brigand Oaxaca
@Serac111
@Serac111 4 жыл бұрын
@Calvin Schuster is pretty good, well... let me rephrase. Is pretty unique, nothing is close to it, is a difficult game, no souls like is hard to master, is tedious to support, it have a lot of problem and the survival aspect is so real that doesn't help to tolerate, but when the game made something good... is really good. I couldn't pass over the first day of the first campaign cus the game ask you to understand a lot of words and as a non-English speaker is twice as difficult, but I'm having real intrigue and wanting to play more of the second one, is basically a remake/reboot of the story but have a lot of details about the first one give to you as like the first one happened or something... anyway i recommend you to play anyone of the 2 in any order
@ChadConnor
@ChadConnor Жыл бұрын
These cutscenes are fantastic!
@drakesdrum1
@drakesdrum1 Жыл бұрын
I was fully expecting a "they look like monsters to you?" moment right up until the end of the video...
@LIETUVIS10STUDIO1
@LIETUVIS10STUDIO1 4 жыл бұрын
Tbh playing around with the whole "New Soviet Man" phylosophy that Stalin at one point tried to push through it kinda interesting.
@scratchyass2369
@scratchyass2369 4 жыл бұрын
when the scientist says "You are the best of humanity" he means your character is the Ubermench /overhuman from Friedrich Nietzsche's ramblings. i have actually herd of this game before you know, can you belive this jank ass half life clone prompted me to learn more about Nietzschitzleian philosophy?
@JakeN482
@JakeN482 4 жыл бұрын
@Dave Johnson It's not surprising since Stalin himself is a romantic who was fearful of what science could bring. And there's no science romantics hate more than the sciences that fascism embraces. That said, there's no way there weren't also a bunch of Nietzschian nerds in his administration who would have taken his New Soviet Man idea to mean making an ubermensch, preparing for the day he passes away.
@SFUWags
@SFUWags 4 жыл бұрын
I mean 'New Soviet Man' wasn't some ubermensch nonsense but rather seen as a new person defined by their liberation, free from capitalism and its grasp on human concepts and psyche. Ironically the New Soviet Man was largely emblemized by women freed from the social obligation of house life and free to become their own people recognized in their work.
@gui_stf
@gui_stf 4 жыл бұрын
Che and Stalin's "New Men" had nothing to do with nietzche petit burgoise ramblings...please. You can't conciliate Marxism and nihilism, they're antagonists.
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 4 жыл бұрын
@@gui_stf This is the truth. That said, just to play Devil's Advocate, from what I understand a lot of what is now considered Nietzche's most parroted tripe was actually written by his sister. Specifically the stuff the Nazis would really grab hold of in their formative phases. Someone more knowledgeable about the subject would have to fact-check me, as my thoughts on the matter could best be summed up by Rust Cohle from True Detective, "What is that? Nietzsche!? Shut the fuck up!"
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