The Vast Majority | The Tim Dillon Show

[@houseofhas9355]

Glad to see Tim out here, dressed like a retired football coach with 15 open Metoo investigations. What a legend.

[@tray-key-OS-tuh-me]

i get it, thats an expensive hoodie?

[@juliehobbs5939]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Newbie_neil]

You mean "wife of"

[@hamdinger7145]

​@@tray-key-OS-tuh-mevery expensive

[@bozbozman1575]

More like a guy pretending he owns a yacht

[@uncleterrydidntworkattheha6116]

I love that Tim is the only voice defending the billionaire Sachler family. Who else stands up for billionaires? They are the forgotten minority in this country.

[@micahlanboney7830]

It’s easy to hate the rich. It takes courage to hate the poor

[@tickles5289]

Well...Lawyers and politicians of course. However, not with the style,flair, and passion of Timothy "coach" Dillon.

[@hrtdinasaurette3020]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@haveaday1812]

@@tickles5289lol. You are confusing employees with supporters.

[@evrebop]

They are the only true minority 😂😂😂😂😂

[@oN3xShOtxkilL]

Tim Dillion selling his mom’s art is true fake business and I am here for it

[@thomaslauria4642]

😂😂😂 his pauses in between thoughts of how much he should charge had me dying

[@briangalloway3684]

I think it should definitely price equal to Jim Carrey and George W. bush

[@brunodanner7777]

I would pay top dollar for one of those paintings. Imagine having it mounted next to a Hunter Biden original.

[@merfymac]

It is funny and also Tim is going to die early and alone, sadly

[@jb7720]

​@@brunodanner7777 HA

[@ternyterntern-q6t]

tim's weekly rants are way more funny than most comedy specials

[@Actualimmolator]

I blast your podcast through the speakers of the Amazon van while I'm working. The world needs to hear your message.

[@final6warning]

Same w/ FedEx!

[@NoContentDude]

Love it

[@BettyWhite2171]

Thank you.

[@CADsAnonymous]

Well done 👏

[@Hungryhipoe]

😂😂😂

[@genzu1111]

Tim trying to sell his dead mother's paintings is the best bit in a long time😅😅😅

[@UltraContra711]

😂

[@BettyWhite2171]

I think he's serious.

[@Contra7311]

​@@BettyWhite2171absolutely it's a Patricia original

[@DntActLkeUrNotImprsd]

We can’t fit it in💀

[@satsitter]

This is how all artists achieve immortality. Her pieces become even more sought after when she’s dead. Tim is selfless even during this difficult time

[@Chickennuggets18363]

The way he just goes on for a straight hour and never pauses is amazing lol 😂 you can never be bored with Tim

[@BettyWhite2171]

He has bullet points and jokes already prepared. They all do. Still entertaining though.

[@aakashk530]

@@BettyWhite2171wow thanks for that wonderful observation, you’re really a cut above the rest 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@iB_pOpN]

@@BettyWhite2171nothing slips past you Betty. We thought this show was off the cuff.

[@BettyWhite2171]

@@iB_pOpN Oh shet up lol

[@timclinton9427]

It's a Tim thing.. We can dribble for hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours n hours........

[@Hshshdfb]

Tim is so brave for defending such a kind hearted misunderstood family such as the sacklers.

[@hey_its_travis]

They just wanted to take people's pain away. Is that so bad?

[@oN3xShOtxkilL]

The sacklers were metoo’ed by the druggies who couldn’t help their pain

[@pho-King]

ballsacklerz can keep flooding the block I don't mind. only rhe strong survive🤑

[@tidepride86]

Their drugs helped a lot of people. Their drugs hurt a lot of people

[@joemamagreer2]

I thought it was spelled Sachler and they were Jewish

[@rayweber7263]

this podcast is reminiscent of the older podcasts, love it

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

We wish the Sacklers well..

[@danhex]

Clearly the glasses

[@brentulstad3275]

Of course, they've contributed to so much of my nonexistent success and only part of my doomed misery. Much love and respect to the entire familial enterprise.

[@BettyWhite2171]

Good times.

[@Hungryhipoe]

Suboxone is the new OxyContin.

[@robertedwards9861]

healthy trade off i would say....@@Hungryhipoe

[@MrClarkeGaber]

Tim dillon is a modern day philosoper that no one is aware of. I don't think most people realize how intelligent he is and how tied in this guy is with reality.

[@thestrangeryouknow]

A comedian disguised as philosopher.

[@fbinformant]

And extremely gay

[@cecilyerker]

Extremely rich, extremely fat and extremely gay

[@mutestingray]

Just like regular philosophers.

[@MrClarkeGaber]

@@mutestingray this is an excellent point. Didn't think of that.

[@alexhatz9221]

"People that go on ayahuasca retreats and have horrible ideas for scripts afterwards" is one of the most accurate things ever said 😂

[@rezzbuilds8343]

First time taking shrooms I wanted to write a book afterwards. Months later I looked back and it was pure dog sh** lol

[@wyattsmith5559]

😂

[@businessbuilder92]

​@@rezzbuilds8343you don't just "write a book" it takes at least 10 drafts before coming close to finishing a whole book or do you mean like a 5-10 pages kind of book or a legit 70-110 pages?

[@BettyWhite2171]

​@@businessbuilder92 Probably a pamphlet or a childrens book ...

[@Chillllllbruh]

​@@businessbuilder92Imagine being this autistic.

[@JermNijjernword]

I cannot explain enough how much this show helps me get through serious struggles. At points where I feel I can’t keep going and am overwhelmed by stress I have this and it genuinely makes such a difference. I could not be anymore grateful for the intelligence of Tim Dillon.

[@sneed7123]

Tim's RFK Jr.'s impersonation sent my sides into orbit 🤣

[@stregadisalem732]

🤣

[@ThePeanutTurkeyLeg]

Makes it even funnier that he had RFK on last week 😂

[@kaladincatblessed_]

It was soo good!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Someuglydude12]

Someone post the time stamp

[@AM2K2]

@@Someuglydude12 1:00:25

[@Cody_1776]

NEVER skip ad reads on The Tim Dillon show. You will miss top tier comedy.

[@logansmithers5480]

This man’s ad reads are funnier than most comedians’ sets

[@jerrysmith5931]

I have a lot of respect for a man who respects his mother posthumously!

[@evanm2024]

I think Tim ONLY respected her posthumously.

[@jairkerker2821]

Tim's presence is a testament to the fact she did something right back in that trailer.

[@AlternativeViews]

4 years of this amazing shit and we just received the best episode of this podcast.

[@thisisrabble]

Folks, it's good to be here with you all now.

[@matthewcurry3565]

No, no it is not.

[@AverageBrethren]

​@@matthewcurry3565yes, yes it is.

[@bigben42]

Let us pray

[@tray-key-OS-tuh-me]

INSHallah

[@bobjokes7411]

This a special place for special people. I'm only here about twice a month when I feel special

[@jairkerker2821]

Tim Dillon, the fentanyl of comedy.

[@cecilyerker]

A confirmed killer 😂

[@wearelightbeings]

Tim’s pill analogy about Vicodin and Oxy is exactly why I drink white claws all the time but never liquor 😂

[@robertedwards9861]

exactly, i drink beer everyday for over 20 yrs and im fine, a friend of mine , same age, just got chirosis bc he only drank liquor

[@iB_pOpN]

@@robertedwards9861my grandpa drank a half gallon of whiskey a week till he was 92 😂😂 it’s different for everybody

[@cashel5232]

Pick your poison.

[@monkeywang9972]

Tim’s analogy about Vicodin and Oxy is exactly why I do Vicodin and Oxy

[@lifemusic1980]

He's definitely an exception to the rule. My brother was a really bad alcoholic, but his Dr. would tell him the one good thing about it was that he only drank beer and beer has some nutritional value, whereas liquor is just straight poison. Just look at Bonham, Moon, Joplin, Morrison etc...yes they were on other shit too, but essentially it was the whiskey that got them in the end. And so young. The minute my brother switched to liquor (because it was easier to transport and hide) the decline was instant.

[@rangps]

it’s nice that Tim takes a break from coaching Colorado football to record his podcast

[@tsedubgyatso]

Coach Prime Rib

[@jopo7996]

People take Oxycontin after boat accidents, and Tim is prepared to take Ozempic after continued gravy boat mishaps.

[@UniMatrix_1]

A cautionary tale and an inspiration. Just like the late Pragozin ❤

[@briangalloway3684]

​@@gezenews😂😂😂😂😂 good one

[@TRG29338]

Meh

[@seanhudson2319]

Tim really dropped the big word “ extemporaneously” and correctly used it, I love how smart and clever this man is

[@64gbheart-disk19]

Delta work is seething at your comment

[@xZOOMORPHICx]

you're both bots

[@Theiliteritesbian]

Man your bar is low

[@64gbheart-disk19]

@@xZOOMORPHICx excuse you i am NOT a bot. /(automatic reply):/.exe

[@seanhudson2319]

@@Theiliteritesbian I mean for a damn comedian this nigga smart asf

[@socalspeculator8965]

Tim's Mom: I call it bold and brash Tim: More like belongs in the trash

[@N0M0RENAME]

Patricia had vision to paint those from an asylum dude

[@TRG29338]

Is this from Tim Dillon: The Musical?

[@socalspeculator8965]

@@TRG29338 cannot confirm or deny as the writers strike is still going on. We would like to say however, we are in solidarity with the writers and stand by them.

[@kevinwolfe3631]

I’m a recovered heroin addict from New Jersey….I know tons of Heroin addicts that successfully quit. It was the friends that abused synthetic opiates that completely lost their shit afterwards. Pharmaceutical synthetic drugs like fetanyl, opama, dilaudid turned friends of mine into different people. They are so strong that they affect your neurological wiring for life if they are abused long term. These were the addicts that moved onto breaking into homes and violent crime.

[@hjv7121]

So glad we are back to the greatest form of entertainment known as the “Tim Dillon Rant” this week!

[@dorianmode69]

This was a killer episode

[@deigamohamed707]

💯

[@user-ch7ni2vh2e]

Tim’s Mom’s painting segment made me feel for him at first, and then I spit out my drink when he wanted to sell them😂

[@mattechrome]

For a high price at least 😂

[@PollyVMusic]

My dad currently has a house on Harbor Isle in Island Park, NY. He lives on a straight diet of Coors Light and gets drunk with his 85 year old Irish widow neighbor. I went and got a bagel with him the other day since his dog died and he was sad, it was nice because there was no more dog poop in the backyard though. Never saw someone pair a beer with an everything bagel and white fish cream cheese spread so casually. Your the best Tim!

[@nedrobinson7490]

We wish him well

[@Krim707]

man gets bagel with rich, alcoholic father

[@adrianlekay7715]

Holy shit. I just found out that this dude has the BEST podcast I've listened to

[@jimbo2602]

That RFK Jr. impression is the best one Tim has done. Literally had me in tears.

[@BoDerrek]

This is hands down, greatest pod ever.. tim pushes hard af. Thanks for the time on my day off

[@pucz8215]

I dream of the day Tim is doing a full on coke relapse podcast outside Ben’s house in his underwear

[@fahimhuq2768]

Yes or yes

[@ryanm7615]

Get him on lemon party

[@wronggg]

​@@ryanm7615they hate each other

[@Gu1d-0]

no chance.

[@buzzybee186]

God. That would be the pinnacle of standup

[@KarswithKamal]

Hands-down, one of the best rant episode! A true masterpiece

[@kadematyis]

Hearing Tim switch gears to say he’s actually selling his late mothers last paintings is the hardest I’ve laughed in 2023 so far

[@justindaniels4436]

TIM IS ON FIRE!! Great show! Thank you guys!

[@ericoliver5124]

Tim looks like he should be at the VFW telling war stories. It's a Knife Fight out there folks!!

[@MickeyNicolet]

1:01:04 - Tim’s RFK Jr impression made laugh so hard that snot shot out of my nostril.

[@peterkovach8655]

Despite Tim's nihilism, I do believe that his Mom's last pantings do actually mean a lot to him.

[@raymondsanford3752]

I’m sure he couldn’t give a fuck

[@porfirioErodriguez]

agrreeed if youve watched his podcast enouhg you know. he memes about her in a loving way. gold/..

[@quitcallinmebill1699]

They really dont

[@sardeeni]

“last pantings”

[@morningstar9233]

Her last gasps?

[@RedSntDK]

When I saw that painting the first price that sprung to mind was $40k. So when Dillon said $25k I was amazed - by his generous nature.

[@JamesGrim08]

You could say its a deal even lol

[@mattmurray517]

He’ll finally be able to buy that stunning estate after the big art sale!

[@TheCosmicFreeway]

When the sun glasses come out, solo rant Tim!

[@tym2083]

I really liked Tim admitting he's sober and that's why he's okay and anyone else should be getting help if they have a problem too.

[@samueld6083]

Tim is the straightest guy I know

[@Hullified]

I was havin a bad day. And Tim turns it 180 for me…Thank you Tim!!!

[@bloatedsodium7301]

If Tim could paint, he’d be called Pigcasso.

[@kneetotheface]

top tier comment, a real knife fight of a quip.

[@coolzredz]

😂🐷🎨🖼️

[@JCDenton95]

Blood colder than ice…

[@hauntedlights]

Tim plays his violin so prettily while the whole ship burns and sinks. I for one can dig it.

[@suzy6854]

She was really playing with color blending. I dig it. Put them in a guest bath or something. Don’t throw them away. 😻

[@jacksonr260]

Thank God we have good citizens like Tim who are willing to speak truth to power, to defend the Sackler family when no one else will. Heroic.

[@fargorealtors]

Tim Dillion dressed like he just left a Knights of Columbus meeting with golfing buddy that was a pretty good golfer in high school.😂

[@darienlechner8530]

got a really strong infowars studio vibe keep adding to it

[@morningstar9233]

Tim would be rich if it wasn't for the audience expectation to see him in different million dollar shades every show.

[@pokerips6241]

Thank you Tim for sharing about your mother’s life and death. Her paintings are beautiful, and worthless.

[@monkeywang9972]

They’re worth every penny he can get out of them

[@rachelengstrom9120]

Like all art, they are worth what someone's willing to pay.

[@cdavid469]

Your worthless is another man's priceless

[@romanmanner]

Timothy, don’t do Ozmpic. Wait a while to see happens to the first movers. We all need you.

[@kevinhanna6112]

omg Im choking laughing 😅 Tim’s “hillbilly Boebert” rant is comedy at its best ! yes or yes TD fans ?

[@ScottishTerrorsInLA]

Dude I laughed so hard I ejected nachos from my mouth. Holy shit

[@baronvonhoughton]

Always good to see my favourite youtube fitness influencer back.

[@JOEBOWERY]

Genuinely super sorry for your loss, I love the interview where you said your mom ‘knew you’ what a beautiful women. Hang in there Man. I❤

[@cormacbowman6595]

I hope everyone has a great day! Tomorrow will be better. Keep your head up!

[@carsonwentz8301]

We're all 1 day closer to death. It's a blessing

[@BettyWhite2171]

Liar.

[@niveajones6400]

“Doctors! The lowest of the LOW!” I thought Tim thought teachers were the worst😂 RIP Tim’s hot pharma rep mother 💋💊

[@anddoucette2006]

Can't imagine better. Still the only comedian whose patreon I pay for. And I absolutely love all the others. But I'm broke as shit. And Tim is the only one who truly soothes.

[@RussellStonerComedy]

Lies

[@MrJeremiah135]

Lol the RFK Jr impression near the end. Favorite candidate running from what I've seen so far

[@siemorjj8081]

Best part of the episode by a mile. Cutting Larry Finks head off in front of his daughter. Maybe the funniest minute in comedy...

[@alexteagle9782]

Top 5 episode. Over an hour of straight heat, even the ads

[@drewblood3530]

Tim's RFK impression is on point. Also, Tim's glasses are now worth $1,675,463.

[@switchhandissomebody]

R.I.P mrs Dillon. Love you Tim

[@robertedwards9861]

Tim is my news source. great ep, best comedic ranter in history i think

[@joelauria22]

This episode was one of the best in a long time. No long monologues of in depth public policy analysis, just Tim straight going off like he used to. Love to see it

[@felyxmillicent6538]

Tim is the savior of podcasting. A true modern legend and a man that deserves to be gifted gold and diamond studded butt plugs. We do not do the world justice by sitting back and not acknowledging the possibility that Tim is the new Christ.

[@NickMiller-1989]

Holy shit I’ve never thought about the Sacklers as the good guys…I do love an occasional Percy. Tim is always one step ahead 🙌🏻

[@DK-op3ri]

Really like when you have political people like Mr Kennedy and his wife! Thanks for keeping us informed.

[@jackma7972]

I agree

[@joninature]

100%

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

Only interesting political people like RFK Jr. The only other one I'd be interested to see him have on is his father... you know, the one with the red tie who's always on his Florida golf course.

[@carlogomez8210]

Please don't listen to this fool Tim. Solo. Always. Period.

[@crisisactor420]

Great episode to listen to on the way from an AA meeting

[@kim-jong-poon]

I for one love the Sackler family. They provided me with so many good times in the early 2000s. Its a real shame this young generation will never experience the joy that was the old school oxycontin formulation. Im talking the old school big dawgs... the 80s... the green ones. Its like my generation's quaaludes... just a distant memory.

[@redactedanticretin]

i can feel your pain mr poon and we deserve to get that numbed , dont worry theres some old school oxy for you out there

[@j0sh707]

The good ol days, am I right!?!

[@systemicsystems703]

Remember?

[@headfullofacid8088]

Same here. I still reminisce about sucking off the coating and smashing up a jawn and sniffing it. Mmmmm

[@romanmanner]

I kinda wish I could’ve experienced that. Wow.

[@MathewMorrill]

Classic Tim banger. We're all so blessed.

[@wyattsmith5559]

“If hunter can sell his art and my dead mother can’t?! My mother was a law abiding citizen””

[@wyattsmith5559]

😂

[@kylemacdowell4470]

Next pair of sunglasses is a 360 Star Trek visor like Geordi La Forge

[@EonWil]

Dude that shit about ur moms art work had me dying. So freakin funny man

[@jayweiss4378]

Tim needs to be on a new version of Cheers! Sit him down at the bar and let him tell you about his day😂👍🏻

[@FearLoathing7777]

Unironically the Flower Vase painting is beautiful

[@gavin7516]

The fact he called a lady up to sell his mother paintings 😂 and it went smoothly?!!

[@brittm7171]

Adam Reeds' writing on Archer is so damn funny. "It's candy. And pain killers. I call them Mike n' vics." 😂 Such great writing on that show

[@bethanythornton]

I'm listening to this admitted to the hospital getting oxycodone 10mg every 4 hours and 1mg of morphine every 2 hours...... I find this episode hilarious to come out while I'm in the hospital on so much pain medication 😅😂

[@33metrogym]

Ill see u in Houston bud. Ur my favorite stand-up comedian love seeing ur grotwh ur a superstar.

[@logan27000]

Dillon is the best currently active comedian in the art of satire. 😂

[@inf3cte3d]

Tims on fire in this one 👨‍🚒

[@joshuagoldstein8116]

I was pretty sure that Tim's unfortunate friend from the Ship Station incident was the same one who was burned alive by his children for not buying a Ridge Wallet, until Tim said that the Ship Station guy killed his wife and children. Tim has really seen a lot.

[@sing2meh]

That ad read was absolutely unhinged and it was amazing

[@willkretz1571]

Thanks for always welcoming me to the show.

[@harristiller9631]

Doug Stanhope: No such thing as Addiction! Just things you enjoy more than life itself; everything is medicinal in moderation; boredom is a disease and there are drugs for that ailment!! 😂😂

[@lugafromlintondale5074]

As a man who got his life fucked over by a northeastern woman who is now with a Lauren type woman now. He is 100% spot on lol

[@khan983155]

Your bit about Lauren Boebert is brilliant!

[@aimeekova]

Tim’s rants are my inner dialogue 😂

[@jacobschmizz6930]

Timmy ad reads are basically why I listen

[@plnkfloydian7814]

I watched my grandma go through all the stages of dementia for close to ten years and Biden definitely seems to be in the early stages

[@tix3pc]

I say this so often, but this truly may be the best episode yet. And the ads were absolutely perfect as always

[@hodl-]

Can’t wait to buy Momma Dillion’s NFTs

[@seraph6758]

Farmer pepé rules. 👍

[@dubb7530]

lmfao the baby deleting and the princess bear... only tim can do some sick sh!t like that and it be dead hilarious. you could hear his boi giggling. glad to be a fan

[@markdimeo7060]

This is the video where I realized that Tim Dillon is a comic genius

[@noahokayama3825]

Just watched your Netflix special and it was absolutely hilarious man. Great job!! 💯🙏🏼

[@gnome_farmer]

I love your take on doctors.

[@cyroz1s]

Tim Dillon, the only podcast I don't skip the ad reads 😂😂😂 I would have missed that princess Diana bit.

[@joehansen13]

As someone who was a HUGE fan of OxyContin and was prescribed for many years. The Sacklers didn’t make the rules, they just played the game better than everyone. Respect. Also Johnson & Johnson owned a huge Poppy Plantation on the island Tasmania where they genetically made a Poppy plant that was very potent, then sold the raw opium to every pharmaceutical company making semi synthetic pain killers.

[@daveconrad6562]

Rockefellers

[@jairkerker2821]

I'm a glass half full kinda guy: the worse reality gets, the funnier Dillon is.

[@hailmattis1611]

I love your voice ( i mean your insight ) it is required in our country ! Thank you !