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[@TimDillonShow]

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[@spoomsterfilms3269]

WHERES my refund

[@msannthrope_2049]

Yes. Ok. But can you please be sponsored by someone I can call about the emotional turbulence I experience about my flaccid tool while looking for an alternative to mass produced sugared breakfast cereals??? Gosh. Get it together already....for Christ!!!

[@Agaetis181]

SPECIAL FORCES OBTAINED PELOSIS LAPTOP kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2aqeaqKqbRlaqc [updated link] SIEGE AT CAPITOL WAS ANOTHER STING GENERAL MCINERNEY EXPLAINED IT AT THE WHITE HOUSE LAST NIGHT, VIDEO CLEARLY SHOWS IT EAT YOUR WORDS TIM, I DISLIKED WITHIN THE FIRST 2 MINUTES AND TURNED IT OFF. >REPLYING TO ALL COMMENT THREADS BECAUSE I'M SICK OF TRAITORS.

[@pin65371]

Plot twist. Tim got his personal trainer into Q so eventually he would get arrested.

[@msannthrope_2049]

@@Agaetis181 I have beachfront property in Oklahoma you might be interested in. C'mon. How would anyone really know if it was Pelosi's laptop?

[@SortaNormal3]

is it bad that my initial reaction to the capital raid was: this week's tim dillon is going to be amazing

[@soap.f]

We’re all doing it for the memes at this point aren’t we?

[@hexican1336]

who better to narrate the book of revelations in real time lol?

[@rogerfench2976]

No. I was pissed off that it would be reduced to humor about this ridiculous fringe. I was mad. It was so stupid. It writes itself. He did well with it. I am almost surprised. But sometimes Tim shines. Sometimes he's too callous and careless. But he says things that the left outright denies. He casually mentions that a reality exists which the left denies entirely. If it were me, I'd do a few bits. 1: A fat antifa that does shit and says 'just an idea' as an excuse. Hilarious. 2. Joe Biden doing that press conference where he played the patronizing latinx music on his cell phone to the latin-looking person, but this time he doesn't stop and plays a pandering song for every race in the audience, each increasingly cringey. Then right when hes about to suggest finding a 1930's tune he recalled for the black fella in the audience, and his handlers are begging him to stop, then elizibeth warren strolls onto the screen, in a full headdress, and scolds Joe Biden for not playing HER indiginous music. Then they turn to the screen and say: Live, from somewhere in the USSA, it's The Tim Dillon Show!

[@TheCoberto]

I was like, "I can't wait for Tim Dillon to talk about this" Lol

[@goomaboi]

@@rogerfench2976 jesus christ, clearly undiagnosed.

[@FAN3LL1]

Ben looks like an acoustic guitar teacher that does home calls for $40 a session.

[@MVandoff]

Acoustic only 😂😂😂

[@djyua9157]

😂😂😂😂😂😂the funniest one

[@jeffphillips1832]

@Frank Fanelli lol I see Peter from Office Space.

[@hueydao8637]

Ben looks like he builds artisanal computers.

[@johnk.7523]

I read that at a glance as "autistic guitar teacher" and had to do a double take.

[@carlitovonlongdong69trimch33]

I tried to describe Tim Dillon’s comedy style to my friends. Now my only friend is a stray cat. She gets it. Best episode ever.

[@luisarroyo2205]

This one was great but you gatta check out the one from a few weeks ago Giuliani and the river of gold. It’s really the funniest podcast episode ever made by anyone

[@yawnhiccup]

I think "the pit" is his magnum opus

[@MMJfan2023]

Corporate steakhouse and How to be popular are canon

[@freeman7079]

I’m in the same boat.

[@dgregss]

Waffle Sundaes and Puppet Shows is up there

[@TheoVon]

amen bruh

[@giltoajananab5054]

I just ate my daughter out then killed her because I didn't want her to tell anyone

[@damien1065]

I’m literally listening to the king and the sting and came to look for your comments! PTL brothaaaa!

[@828_Nate]

@@damien1065 #metoo

[@callan_blount]

Gang shit brah. Onward.

[@Stealthmuiz]

Awoman

[@mattheagerty4864]

“I had multiple personalities, and none of them are funny.” That’s hilarious.

[@bhatkrishnakishor]

Can we elect this as quote of 2021 already? 😁

[@ElementalMaker]

Tim organized the capitol raid by telling people there were free boxes of magic spoon hidden under Pelosi's desk next to Tom Hanks.

[@Henry-dv8tw]

Based

[@aaronlong8199]

Ma-gic SPOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[@sublimelove23]

Yes or yes

[@garrettjohnson907]

For every box of magic spoon sold, one dollar is donated to Derrick Chauvin's release fund- Tim Dillon.

[@soulbyliam]

When China takes over America Chin Dirron will still be my favorite comedian

[@shanestephens4728]

Yes AND yes

[@blindthrall]

I think I found a new screen name.

[@fozzilla123]

Triple Chin Dirrom you mean?

[@nateschindler4866]

That took me a minute... but it was worth the wait

[@dylynblue9864]

Our fake business will stop the Chinese invasion... please. They're already crippled from the influx of fake business.

[@jotun9988]

Ben looks like someone that runs a youth camp.

[@Name-zd2nb]

Lol if Tim didn’t tie up every free second Ben has he prolly would.

[@inwardpod]

Youth Concentration camp*

[@mathieumarlaire]

And he prob wouldn't even molest the kids

[@spidervenom14]

Hitler Youth?

[@puddspudds5102]

Omg he totally does

[@everyonesrunnin]

Ben is literally the straight man in this comedy duo.

[@patrickcolantuoni1724]

Seriously if u just took a photo of Ben and a photo of Tim and ran a poll saying which one of these men is gay. I'm thinking like 90-10.for ben

[@TrollHiddenCave]

@@patrickcolantuoni1724 you fucking stupid he's talking about the old school way comedians used to do like Abbott and Costello where one is silly and the other one is more serious also known as the straight man but it has a double meaning because he's actually straight

[@luketanttari9001]

Ben looks like a high school math teacher who actually cares about the success of his students.

[@davidcarpenter6631]

Lmao

[@jhart1127]

I'd say wood work, and he sits on his chair backwards and asks if the kid is OK since his dad left.

[@morgangreen2601]

@@jhart1127 heartwarming

[@randomfullywonderful]

Because he's still young, wait till he hits 40. x)

[@randomfullywonderful]

@@morgangreen2601 Yeah, he looks like a friendly soul.

[@johncook3871]

"I told you this sobering up from the Qanon wasn't gonna go well."

[@chrismckinney788]

Qanon is a CIA Professional TROLL!

[@stinkwink695]

@@chrismckinney788 Or some half way clever 14 year old kid who really gets the internet and watches Southpark. Possibly pretending to be Danish.

[@estabblushed07]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hHjKmK1sd6drhZY

[@estabblushed07]

You guys didn't see the announcement did you go look at the guys KZbin page video military there is a message actually

[@SolversSocietyHQ]

Lol still haven't figured out who Q is huh?

[@kevinlang9792]

I have nothing but contempt for modern American culture, politics, institutions, life, etc... But I find Tim’s seemingly random disdain for Billie Eilish very life affirming.

[@ericg252]

Tim Dillon is the best ,yes or yes

[@jamesbael6255]

Fkn yes

[@biguprochester]

Well if my choice is limited I’ll have to say yes

[@CAS3Y25]

Stop ratting on Tim's bestitude.

[@queefstroganoff2643]

Hey, my name is Erik G too.

[@michaelcomer1645]

6es

[@dlwetter311]

Tim: "It's annoying, with the screaming." Has a hilarious podcast that is 93% yelling and screaming.

[@pat6146]

At least he's not screaming over others, and he has the best voice for yelling

[@dlwetter311]

@@pat6146 One of the best to ever yell.

[@bullmoosemedia]

@@dlwetter311 LONG ISLAND STRONG.

[@alightthatnevergoesout]

As a bisexual man, Tims point about gay men not working hard unless it’s for their dream job could not be anymore spot on 😂 and he’s 110% right about Lesbians and taking every job seriously too

[@nikstoun9478]

How can a sexual preference makes you an expert on political issues?

[@nicholasbrosseau6035]

@@nikstoun9478 the observation was about sexual preference and how people do their jobs. Literally nothing about politics.

[@digitalsalsas]

Regardless of content I dislike any comment that begins with “As a (fill in identification) “ on principle

[@nicholasbrosseau6035]

@@digitalsalsas as a sexually confused man that occasionally touches myself to the pictures of chinese food in restaurants, I get it.

[@jewelsbarbie]

@@nikstoun9478 his comment had nothing to do with politics.

[@briancorrer7775]

I saw Tim in the Capital dressed as an officer!

[@dylynblue9864]

I saw him there as well. He ignored me and assaulted multiple people.

[@mrbdloco2]

@@dylynblue9864 11 babies and 6 household animals

[@dylynblue9864]

My Leg I'd say more.. that's a low estimate. Tim was on a rampage.

[@spacebagels_5217]

That was Oscar

[@nicholasd7107]

I actually saw Tim breaking in the window yelling follow me

[@Kondratbl]

I'm a heterosexual conservative white man from Russia and I want Tim Dillon to marry me.

[@sallysue8176]

His personality is attractive

[@Tylerius87]

I cant decide whether to read this in lex friedmans voice or micheal malice lol

[@paulfroelich1024]

Get in line

[@renwickras2962]

I doubt that

[@rockead77]

Be careful, you'll get disappeared over there for that kind of thinking. Even in joking fashion.

[@sweatyskinfolds1385]

honestly ur podcast is better than JRE.

[@bussybusterblade8799]

By far

[@6vitamin]

Hot take. JRE is not good. Hasn’t been for a while. Granted, may be it’s just not for me. But Tim’s is funnier than the very well produced YMH and Theo Von’s, which is good too. Shit, even better than History Hyenas even though Chrissy Drip-Drops is hilarious.

[@superintelligentapefromthe121]

You don't say

[@peepeepoopoo2749]

This one was pretty funny but Tim’s other ones are stale. The best of him comes out when he’s talking to someone he can overpower.

[@sweatyskinfolds1385]

@@6vitamin I only watch YMH for Christy and the Toks tbh.

[@TrezlySnipes]

When that lady said: “We’re storming the capital, it’s a revolution” it reminded of Old School when Frank goes: “We’re going streaking, up the quad through the gymnasium!”

[@johnjenkins5854]

Ben looks like a swim instructor at the Y who never gets in the pool.

[@mtownstar]

The Sebastian impressions kill me every time

[@movememan]

That Sebastian Maniscalco character, god damn

[@WarmGlowinWarminGlow]

Ben's reaction when they're watching Q-Shaman and Tim says he knows comedians are two steps away from this behavior if they don't get a special 🤣❤️

[@RobJuneau]

“The Sommelier of the Apocalypse”. Oh. My. Fucking. Brain. I. Love. This. Man.

[@Conzore]

We need a whole episode of Tim doing Sebastian. This is my favorite impression I’ve ever heard

[@TheKyley100]

It’s Ben’s ‘self soothing’ body language when Tim talks about race for me

[@thatguydownthestreet8036]

@@Geozuki554 r/woosh

[@cooperpayne]

@@thatguydownthestreet8036 not really, its just retarded meme

[@samanthabeattie4064]

​@@Geozuki554 it is a common colloquial turn of phrase on the internet nowadays. It's the boomerism for me.

[@samsmith3464]

@@Geozuki554 guessing the guy who posted the op isn’t either you dunce.

[@petermcind]

LMAOO

[@autotrimmers6353]

If Tim Dillon wasn’t a top rising comedian he would’ve been out there stealing a monument in the White House somewhere

[@CH1CKENW1NG91]

Life in the big city.

[@JeffKinglive]

he probably has Pelosi's gavel under that desk

[@WarmGlowinWarminGlow]

🤣

[@blindthrall]

@@JeffKinglive Nah, up his ass.

[@bigcityclipz7033]

@@CH1CKENW1NG91 beat me to it

[@sweatygiraffe7593]

Its been a real knife fight this last week

[@Peranine]

Life in the big city.

[@WarmGlowinWarminGlow]

I read, "It's been a real fake knife fight this last week" .. more accurate?

[@erixouther]

Jokes are fun but you ain't wrong. Be well fam

[@paulbowman4632]

My fake business was completely burnt to the ground, at least I’m insured

[@mrplow2843]

@@Peranine lol you said the thing!! Lol

[@Gh0stdawg70]

Tim “I’ve had some real attitude from the Koreans in a bodega “Dillon

[@inFiniteTraCer]

Finally someone recognizes the rebellion in NOT having a tattoo these days. Thanks Tim for making me feel badass. Rofl jk.

[@andresayabproject]

The wait for the next tim dillon show since the capital riot has tested my patience. Love you guys.

[@dylynblue9864]

Love you as well, Andre. Hope your fake business is doing well.

[@shustyrackleford_710]

Ditti Or ditti Or Ditto Fucks sake

[@ad-archw1582]

Back at ya 🍺

[@camerado2be]

“Get your scoop of ice cream and go.” That about sums it up...

[@Downs-Indroam]

Not a lot of solid people left out there Tim. Thanks for having some integrity! Same to all reading this. It comes naturally to some of us thankfully lol

[@jewelsbarbie]

Yes, I’m so thankful for those of us who can still think critically and logically (and laugh at all the absurdity). Cheers! 😊

[@ilovefemboys7005]

The only thing you can do is laugh at this point

[@Downs-Indroam]

@I love femboys Definitely! Makes Tim and some other comics all that more important right now. The vid where he's pretending to be the guy with the bull horns was funny as hell!

[@addserpicotofortnite]

Hey’a, Tim, the woman who was “maced” was actually rubbing her eye with an onion wrapped in the towel she was holding. Truly bafflingly hilarious.

[@carolyntalbot947]

They want to be victims so badly they can taste it--damn the luck. Privilege is the new oppression, I guess?

[@ernestocalzone1171]

Doesn’t that make you cry and help with the tear gas burns?

[@jonathanharris2326]

YES! I came to the comments to see if anyone mentioned this.

[@KunjaBihariKrishna]

Is that some kind of folk remedy or is she stupid enough to hold the onion in front of the camera when she's supposedly trying to be fake teargassed

[@drewcundari8773]

probably because she's one of the Antifa ppl pretending to be a Trump supporter the way she talks sounds so much like an antifa member lol also multiple antifa members were confirmed there ...

[@rabbit-tc3wv]

“I just move the fuck on”. This is what we have to get back to.

[@BenjaminBadbrother]

You're forgetting how much fun it is to be petty and mean, why skip our turn?

[@publiusvelocitor4668]

Protesting a rigged and stolen election, resulting in installation of a CCP puppet = "being petty"

[@BenjaminBadbrother]

@@publiusvelocitor4668 Yes and Yes! We could try to make the best of being corporate slaves to tech giants and puppet leaders, or we could live out our American heritage in revolution and spite. I know which one sounds more interesting.

[@Huddy52]

@The Free Men Report damn half the country is a smoking crater? Wow.

[@Huddy52]

@The Free Men Report hey it's your false premise I'm just making fun of it

[@scottdavidson3108]

"Get your fucking ice cream and go" the only way any of us are going to get through 2021

[@publiusvelocitor4668]

Yes, now that people who hate us are in power, it's time to be orderly and agreeable. GFYS

[@vinny5638]

@@publiusvelocitor4668 found the triggered trump supporter

[@publiusvelocitor4668]

@@vinny5638 Haha! Let me guess: you fumed for two years about nonexistant "Russian Collusion", and you think people walking into the Capital, as Capital Police held the doors open for them, was an "insurrection." Loser.

[@dipgrizzly25]

Someone definitely showed Trump another angle of Kennedy in dallas before he made that press release.

[@AbdullMohommedlol]

some people are even mentioning that the video of trump telling the protestors to stop was a deep fake

[@drewwood6790]

I wouldn't doubt it.

[@101wormwood]

:o

[@scottymacdewder5229]

You owe bill hicks a nickle.

[@Robespierres_Ghost]

Something along these lines. Or threatened him with all kinds of legal charges.

[@jeremiahvalle9971]

I've been anticipating Tim going off on what happened this week.

[@kui_maina]

Me too.😂😂😂😂😂

[@rage-quit69]

when Tim Dillon says can you get me an instrumental my heart fills with so much joy I could cry and come at the same time

[@philsmith3019]

"The golden era of sucking at comedy." Got that right.

[@diogeneschicken2968]

I'm surprised that BetterHelp is still sponsoring this podcast . Seems like a rich guy trolling Tim with his fake counseling business .

[@dylynblue9864]

It is fake business on a new level. It's playing the long fake business game.

[@centurionl]

They don't let him be funny with it anymore though 😔

[@centurionl]

They don't let him be funny with it anymore though 😔

[@Bleedblxck]

I was literally texting a guy for a tattoo appt while I was listening to this and then he got to "Tattoos are stupid" lol

[@ShannonCLCA]

I agree with Tim.

[@jewelsbarbie]

Synchronicity ....maybe the universe is sending u a message. 😁

[@Thelopius]

Never base your decision on a comedians manufactured bit.

[@nonofyourbusiness7631]

To each their own. I dont have one either, all my friends got em

[@dansalmon2698]

never got the appeal, so many of my friends are tattoo artists for years and i still say nah brah

[@abbyb4325]

Is it bad that when the riots were happening i was lowkey excited to hear what tim had to say about it

[@vivid_execution7014]

Same...I'm pretty disappointed tho. Was looking forward to him roasting that sad flabby trump loving militia

[@briancorrer7775]

Who took a capitol no protestors with firebombs or lasers and commercial grade fireworks could take. What have you done lately?

[@BLAHBLAH-ib3mo]

Only if you were male

[@jaycourtel4478]

@@vivid_execution7014 they’re idiots, what’s there to talk about lol. It’s more sad than anything.

[@jakesnacks1149]

One of the best and more truthful rants in first 20 minutes. Exactly, who gives a fuck what someone is thinking when serving ice cream.

[@ifteekharbinyousuf8503]

Thank you Tim. These past few months had been pretty grim for me. But atleast when I tune in here, I could realy laugh my heart out for an hour. Love you man

[@masoncarter7333]

Who else waits patiently on a Saturday night for these episodes? Anyways thank you timothy for making me laugh, you are the best comedian alive today. Yes or Yes.

[@chrisstedman4039]

Tim Dillon has on Whitney Webb on his podcast a couple times. Whitney Webb talks about the great reset all the time. Tim Dillion says great reset isn't a thing now? Not sure I follow.

[@ants5233]

This is why we love Tim Dillon not even 3 mins in and he's dropping NUKES! Love this podcast!

[@jakee9389]

This was my first Tim Dillon episode, and i’ve been watching ever since. 31:45 and 51:04 totally won me over. 😂❤

[@TradingWithLinorth]

I can't stress enough how much I LOVE those death stares Tim gives Ben, like at [39:25]

[@Untamed7o2]

The Vegas part had my dying! He's not lying.

[@rosephjosenbaum7130]

About the prostitutes? Asking for a friend.

[@maryamhamid6003]

@@rosephjosenbaum7130 lol

[@Mark-jr6ld]

Tim Dillon, Sommelier of the Apocalypse

[@101wormwood]

its like the naruto run into area 51 exept they actually did it, a bunch of em naruto'd a revolution for the apprentice guy

[@elliotjones8224]

Tim Vaping at 1:17:56 killed me. Also, The Ben Avery show recapping each episode sounds amazing.

[@paulettemcquay4026]

I heard of Tim only a few months ago for the first time. All these old podcast are new to me. Tim is so funny. Ben is great. Together they are awesome.

[@McBeaver1989]

Tim doing an impression of Sebastian is something I could listen to all day. Better than the real Sebastian yes or yes!

[@TehMadCow]

Stop the ratting...but START the RANTING!

[@adude4139]

Love your non biased comedy Tim we need more comedians like you out there you my friend are a breath of fresh cigarette smoke filled air lol

[@scottdavis4388]

Fun fact. The last time we had a civil war, A1 steak sauce was created.

[@brandonwicker7579]

Arguably worth it tbh.

[@4363HASHMI]

⁠that's why it's called A1, didn't you watch himym 🤔

[@centurionl]

We could use an A2 sauce

[@MsBobbybrown123]

Trans-race Billie Eilish is my new favorite character.

[@Kittievr]

Same lol

[@hamadalbashaireh2077]

Wheres the timestamp

[@4363HASHMI]

That's actually Elliot Page's alter ego 😂

[@LumberjackRemodeling]

The 79 Days of Darkness are real. Yes or Yes.

[@henrymacleod2006]

YESSSSSS

[@daltondingus1066]

all of the above

[@XpressLine3]

Yessssss!!!!!! 😲

[@capealio]

Im the victim here

[@rogerfench2976]

Everyone look at the optimist, over here.

[@gerbel01]

It's only been a few weeks but the neon sign needs to be on all the merch

[@jewelsbarbie]

I have to admit, I didn’t like it at first, but the neon sign is definitely growing on me. 😁

[@browniebear]

I'll be waiting all year for the Tim Dillon Billie Eilish collab

[@rachellegraham9619]

"who is Satan.. We're all Satan" - that Billie Eilish parody, dead 😂😂😂😂

[@drsinghtastic]

Don't miss Tim singing a song at the end of the podcast... hilarious! Thanks Tim and Ben, you're the best team ever! Good luck.

[@Loyal_and_Fierce]

Tim should star in a remake of Jiminy Glick where he plays his son.

[@Godshonestruth]

Fucking amazing

[@GriftinGuruhunter]

I’d actually pay for that lol!!!

[@nolancho]

They should remake all of Chris Farley movies and put in tim dillon.

[@ernestocalzone1171]

Which one is he? I say Modine

[@petepete3829]

Im getting YT recommendations for Jiminy Glick and the only reason I can figure is because I listen to Tim.

[@TheDynamicJAB]

Yeah stop ratting and conduct fake business instead.

[@SolversSocietyHQ]

It's Not Ratting lol It's Virtue Signaling

[@dylynblue9864]

Don't snitch, do fake business!

[@jimmy18547]

It sick it piss unfortunately

[@xy-fb8jo]

Keep it simple Don’t produce it Keep it fraudulent

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Yes or yes!

[@nathanieI]

I heard someone say there was shit everywhere. Didn't realise they meant actual shit.

[@projecta]

Congressmen are gross.

[@rogerfench2976]

That’s San Fransicko. Dems shit on sidewalks yes or yes.

[@basednative271]

These are an awesome time capsule, so funny and such a good viewpoint on this time in history

[@ZEPSSofritoPito]

I started listening a few months ago, I've been going backwards to catch up on every episode... and it's probably the best prequels I've ever watched in my life.

[@gabes3dvideos]

Also I would like to see a remake of Clifford starring Tim.

[@Mickkalad]

Imagine a 3 hour Scorsese epic about Trumps presidency with the final scene being the Trumps dancing to ‘Gloria’ while those poor impressionable followers storm the Capitol 🤣 The contrast between rich & poor is hilarious

[@greatstuffs]

Ya but actually they were getting pumped up before his speech in the morning hrs before they protested at the capital. In the movie will you have the part in his speech were he tells them to be peaceful and don't riot or will the movie be funded by CNN and they'll have him telling the people to eat someone's face.

[@Mickkalad]

@George Soros yes! And when they do I will comply. And you will be the first person I sell out to save my own skin!

[@EverythingMustG0]

Great idea! Can't wait to see Joe Pesci as Mike Pence

[@PipeScholar]

@@EverythingMustG0 :'D

[@ThaTurdBurglar]

I've only watched the first 3 minutes and I approve this message

[@DannySullivanMusic]

Same

[@plumber1192]

27:38 Ben's reaction is why we always need video episodes

[@matty8679]

Just here to point out that the “it’s a revolution” lady clearly was holding an onion in her hand and rubbing her eyes with it. You can see it on the clip you showed. Idk why or what it means just saying.

[@OurBlackFriend]

Lol thats exaclty how I feel! Idk what it means but like... it sure is fuckin there... And why is it fuckin there?!

[@mattechrome]

I don't see an onion. Just saying.

[@jtfam363]

That IS a fckn onion holy sh*t !!!!!

[@foshiee2849]

I can't remember the details, but someone was trolling on the forums where this stuff was getting organised telling them that rubbing raw onion in their eyes counteracts the effects of mace hahah.

[@jeffreygordon007]

@@foshiee2849 I’ve tried looking this up and there is not real answer but I truely believe she wasn’t rubbing it on her eyes to fake being sprayed. I really feel while she was on 4chan or wherever these conspiracy theorists meet she was told to do it and she did. Lol

[@babyhoods]

God I’ve been waiting for this since the riot 🙌🏻

[@a.n_9364]

I know right best part about the news from America

[@ShatterNWO]

You've been waiting since May?

[@willrowe6088]

These episodes are always a riot

[@ThomasWilson4]

Bruh Ben around 27:30 cracking up at that Viking dude is totally me for any type of that behavior lol. These people are bats*it crazy And hilarious. You can't even say those people have political views at that point of crazy.

[@matthewsmith4032]

I like how much bigger Tim’s right arm is than his left it makes me feel less alone

[@lastsecondhero87]

Hes beating other people off as well, so....

[@chrismckinney788]

Great observation sir 😂

[@bodhisebastian6132]

@@lastsecondhero87 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@trevormcmanus6670]

😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂 this whole comment thread thank you for the laughs guys

[@jamesbaker3153]

... It's a foreshortening effect, his chair is rotated slightly to the left the entire time.

[@ProjectTHON]

"You will get sick and you will be happy" - World Economic Forum prediction on Tim's new BBQ Sauce

[@Messothelioma]

BlueChew has stopped my heart 4 times, but I keep going!

[@notaboutit3565]

Underrated comment

[@capnstems5026]

They should have broken into Comet Ping Pong

[@dylynblue9864]

Pizza?

[@davydebrycke6106]

@@dylynblue9864 or 65.000$ hot dogs for Barry Sotouro.

[@alancantu2557]

Has anyone else stopped watching news on television to hear Tim cover the latest events?

[@enlightenednormie242]

Yeah, absolutely!

[@bigal5559]

Tim is my Tucker Carlson

[@queefstroganoff2643]

Tim failed to mention that the 'maced in the face' lady was holding an onion and rubbing it on her eyes in that video.

[@carloscjr23]

😂

[@matthewgodwin4626]

I saw the onion with my own eyes, but it’s so stupid I find it hard to believe.

[@jewelsbarbie]

@@linemanlovesyou859 um, have you not heard of crisis actors? Craigslist has been hiring them for years for all the BS psyops around the country, and there are even crisis actor schools/academies. It’s all very organized, and nothing is as it seems. These crisis actors who get featured (in MSM and viral videos) get paid very well, too.

[@queefstroganoff2643]

@@linemanlovesyou859 I don't know who "you guys" are, but you can clearly see her doing it in the actual video. Lmao

[@theredflagisgreen]

Facts on Vegas. I've been here for 3 weeks and it's amazing.

[@corporalsanders9981]

I appreciate that he points out all the craziness.

[@matthewsmith4032]

I like when he lays his gut on the table ❤️❤️❤️

[@EthanKleinScat]

Really happy tims music career is taking off this week. Timmy eilish

[@rogerfench2976]

Tim: "Let's chill out. You know what I mean? Let's relax. Let's build a.. Let's build again. Let's build..." Me: Don't you fucking say it.

[@mmoore9438]

Billie Eilish song at end OMG Thank you for a great podcast guys!

[@ggagoots]

I love the new studio, just the little flare you guys needed

[@inacityboi]

tIMS IMPRESSION OF SEBATSIAN IS SO ON POINT LOVE IT

[@iwritemyownsongs1608]

Tim likes fake business, but he does hate fake comediens!

[@adammay6663]

Yet he’s friends with Brendan Schaub? Doesn’t add up

[@CreativeName9001]

@@adammay6663 didnt you listen? Schaub is taking advantage and cashing in. Tim explained he hates fake comedians thatbare also not successful.

[@adammay6663]

@@CreativeName9001 I’m in the process of listening lol, that makes it make more sense

[@torihanzo3400]

Ohh you mean most of them!? Lol it's hard listening to anyone else after you listen to him lol. It's like watching that porn that makes you nut. The you listen to rim tillion and you can't listen to anyone else, it's just lame! Why hasn't this man got his own show on Sirius or something?! I'd love to hear him take stupid ass sam's spot with him and sam!!! Would be 10× better!!!

[@torihanzo3400]

Or you know what would be even better?! Get rid of Gail! And add Tim to bennington, leave Gail and her fake laughs....

[@privatepyle2200]

Ben's idea is great. Tim you arrogant Walrus, listen to him. As Gary Vaynerchuk once said, "content is king."

[@muellerfw]

I have waited my entire life to hear someone reference the movie “Clifford.” Thank you. Thank you.

[@corytim3232]

Timmy DiLlDO hands down you're one of the funniest comics coming up in industry! I would say you and youre group of guys are entertainers. Keep it up

[@MrAzEzAnChannel]

Waiting so long for this since the shit hits the fans.

[@didhedieddud334]

Same here! I needed this

[@pt2hays]

People like listening to Dillon.. because Its a break from the Reality shitshow.. A that's What we Neeeeed...

[@niveajones6400]

He gives a sober, level-headed analysis. Go figure....life in the big city. 🏙️

[@lewiscraw8294]

A break ? It's literally the only thing he talks about. As a non American, its actually gotten pretty boring. Hard to relate to. I mean thats fine if you wanna cut dozens of nations off your potential followers. Make some actual jokes instead of ranting on current events. If this makes you feel better than ya'll really are screwed

[@CH-pr1zs]

@@lewiscraw8294 wtf? Don’t watch then

[@CH-pr1zs]

@@lewiscraw8294 Why don’t you watch a non American podcast then

[@CH-pr1zs]

@@lewiscraw8294 okay sorry to be rude but it just comes off simply dumb when you say it’s tiresome because you aren’t from here

[@johnridesadv2512]

If Tims Steak Sauce is half as successful as Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon, he will be a very wealthy man. Yes or yes?

[@carolyntalbot947]

Where can I pre-order, ffs?

[@STEPHEN117100]

I have yet to receive my jewels..

[@mattonmaui2012]

My friends know I love to disagree just for the point of conversation, my enemies just think I’m a jerk. Love you Tim!