Tim Dillon Goes Off On Meghan Markle and Prince Harry

Tim perfectly sums up the Royal Family.
From episode 269: • #269 - The Activist | ...
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[@adamwatson6916]

What is so amazing is that they both think they are oppressed

[@johnline]

they caught it off oprah. oprah literally crawled on her hands and knees through the underground railroad in the dark of night, through secret networks she would sing swing low stopping from time to time at safehouses where she would repair abolitionists clothes in exhchange for cornbread, and all this before escaping to the northern states where she could finally realise her dream of a harpo tv production company and entertain middle aged white women

[@lanesniffin730]

Harry doesn’t think anything. He just wants to pipe that dark rump roast. I know plenty that are whipped like Harry.

[@freedomconvoy5358]

So true

[@SquashGuy02134]

@@johnline A tale of heroism as old as time.

[@terryhall5507]

Coming from thier lifestyle, the actually are.

[@seangordon1905]

"They are so dumb, it is noticeable. " Bravo sir, well done.

[@aleahclaire2093]

I read this as he said it 😂😂😂

[@tonybaggett1984]

Tim is a mix of Rush’s eloquence, Trump’s trolling, Jones’s conspiracy knowledge, Norm’s non-filter, Chappelle’s timing and Burr’s ranting. He’s like the Infinity Gauntlet of comedy.

[@Rpodnee]

And Farley's obesity.

[@josephdial387]

The part about Pearl slays me.

[@ylianafranco9857]

@@josephdial387 one of the funniest rants ever😂

[@josephtuscher194]

He has a hint of the 90's Howard Stern to him too

[@thomasarnoldcoe6527]

He is the one

[@franeikenberg5853]

She was NOT a Hollywood actress. She was an ensemble player on a cable show filmed in Toronto.

[@whatever8250]

And MOST AMERICANS never knew who the hell she was. 🤣

[@GGora]

And she isn’t hot. In LA she’s at best a 4.

[@indigodream3602]

Mind your own life. Leave them alone. Who are you to insult others. Get a mirror !

[@smudgeeee6259]

@@GGora she's also had a nose job and god knows what else

[@GGora]

Indigo Dream I have a mirror. And if I enter any room w Meghan Markle, no one will look at her twice.

[@xx-ip7ej]

Harry, six months later: "You know LA...kind of sucks." Megan: "Look Har, it's a real knife fight out here, ok?"

[@luvours]

Life in the big city

[@justwatchinguboob]

Lmmfao

[@TommyD546]

They should prolly call Tracy... have her find a Castle in Pacific Pallisades.

[@melyssalau6126]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣pinochio will tell him hang in there and before you know it H is send back to the Truman show he grew up in. This round he enjoys it bcos no need to act just that he no longer have anyone willing to tolerate both his stupidity and spoilt brat temperament

[@theresagwhite3175]

"now rub my feet"

[@zacbouch42]

"There are so many people that live without...... which is why we need to move to California and live in a big mansion." Lmao , I still can't believe people buy this nonsense

[@devanman7920]

I know!

[@freddymarcel-marcum6831]

My mom for one😆

[@anonosaurus4517]

Because most people are garden variety retards. They're everywhere.

[@freddymarcel-marcum6831]

@Andreth purely emotional, and I'm no genius, but I've got a degree in social work, I've seen it before. She's cranky as well, but the most important thing for her is being a Democratic Party foot soldier, like I used to be. I'm all for believing in what you want to, I'm a Conservative, I'm all for free choice, but when you see your parents screaming about how they wish the Chinese army would parachute into Central Park here in Ashland Kentucky, and kill all the "Trump trash", including both of your children and your youngest brother, screaming about how Americans should feed and house illegal Afghan migrants, even though she lives down the street in a seven bedroom mansion in the best neighborhood in town "no, not in my house, I've got guests coming through!!!" which hasn't happened since 1997, "they're not vaccinated!!!" you just start looking for, straws? I don't know, but as a former lifelong Democratic Party foot soldier, I'm just glad to know I put on my shoes and walked away from the insanity.

[@freddymarcel-marcum6831]

@Andreth she's said stuff like, oh I can't believe you own an assault rifle (actually it's a single shot 12ga I picked up from Rural King last year on sale for $156) when she hauls around a .38 S&W in her purse and blames it on "out of control negros" why she has to carry it, when I work in commercial transportation, which is dangerous by nature and even I only reluctantly carry my simple .22 revolver. Don't let anyone fool you, the leftist Democratic Party Taliban is way, way more racist, harmful and destructive than some Joe Six-pack kinda guy like me could ever hope to be or to aspire to.

[@bernlin2000]

"They came to a place with no racism...America" 😂😂😂 Tim's comedic speaking style is just incredible, never gets old. In these dark times after Norm's shocking death, Tim sustains me 💓

[@AJMoore101]

Does he own a dog house though?

[@undercoverboss543]

@@AJMoore101 We lost norm? I didn’t even know he was sick!

[@mindofwaves4470]

You should try turning on the lights

[@yig_501]

even 8 months later i still get heartbroken over Norm's passing favorite comedian of all time and the only death of someone that i never met actually effect me :( R.I.P Norm

[@sethbishop6890]

He does Gavin's style of delivery with the sarcasm. I can see why you would feel a bit of norm from him but he calls people retards and doesn't play politically correct he just does what he has to, to not be deplatformed, so he stepped up his sarcasm game. Something Gavin should have done and him and Tim have talked about this because Tim used to come on Gavin's show back in 2016 and he was great

[@Lt.852]

“I’m kind of black, and you’re an idiot!” That made my day.

[@rockyevans1584]

So good

[@ShortFormLiFe]

“It started when they confused her for the help nine times” Tim just kills me man 🤣 🤣

[@Monkeyslunch8]

I love how Ben is always trying to stifle his own laughter. Must be so much fun working with Tim

[@tom_shredz]

@@Asshat900 they film it, it’s just for Tim’s private spank bank

[@meimeihechuan]

He represents all of the audience who are truly enjoying the show ;)

[@tryhardfinessedyou]

@bultaqi Ben? Tim's bff? The sound engineer? His own show... Riigghhtttt.

[@louisasmiles]

He sounds like he's faking the laugh

[@bernlin2000]

I don't if it was deliberate, but I got a kick out of his face hiding behind the microphone early on in the clip. It's certainly big enough 😆

[@griselortiz-howell4287]

Tim Dillon is everything we need in these crazy times.

[@mwilliamson4198]

Covid positive and proud of it

[@Aczxser]

Totally man, crazy times man

[@andybunn5780]

He’s a national fuckin treasure

[@swatteam2002]

Tim is the counter crazy to the current crazy times

[@koalabandit9166]

Cocaine would also be cool, though.

[@sarahj2607]

Omg he just called them grifters and I’ve never heard a better description 🤣☠️

[@anniegetchergun]

@Sarah J You should watch Lady Colin Campbell’s (Lady C) channel! She calls them that and other appropriate things. She does great impersonations as well. She’s hilarious 😂😂

[@desres2281]

*"Garden Variety R't@rdsl"* 😂😂😂

[@Whywhatwherehowwhen]

I think I speak for 99% of the British public when I say you’re welcome to them. Please keep them there with you.

[@SILVERONIN]

Yup stuff those two, hope they never return.

[@biohead66]

The royals are a problem in general not just them two.

[@peekaboots01]

As an American, I don't want them. I wish they'd go to Canada.

[@Sleepy46joe]

@@peekaboots01 as a Canadian, we don’t want them. Cost us taxpayers thousands that time they were in BC because they had the RCMP protecting them. Keep em in Cali plz

[@bryan7938]

@@biohead66 I don’t agree but it needs slimming down with more public access to palaces and publicly owned historical items ie paintings antiques that have been passed down. Will help pay for itself. I’m into the history rather than any individuals.

[@jmuratoreful]

"garden variety morons" - the perfect description for H&M

[@TK-111]

30 million-dollar wedding10 million-dollar clothes budget for 18 months unlimited vacations yes she was treated real bad I'm sure they were racist 👍🤪🤣

[@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight]

How does that contradicts being racist? They weren’t racist because they gave her money? Are you dumb? And if you are so mad about royals spending your money maybe stop paying to them.

[@arribaficationwineho32]

@@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight they welcomed her and she was horrible to them, especially when she learned she would never be Queen. What a brat!

[@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight]

@@arribaficationwineho32 what do you mean? Why shouldn’t they welcome her?

[@arribaficationwineho32]

@@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight reading comprehension? Let me say it slowly…the Royal Family welcomed her. She was a brat.

[@ethansmith7359]

@@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight tf you on about? It's obvious - if they were racist they wouldn't have. That's what everyone around you is saying, that's it's good they treated her normal

[@RhytAwAyMistahJ]

Someone needs to take this clip and animate the section where Dillon describes the Harriet Tubman episode of this new cartoon show Netflix is coming out with.

[@tknows470]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tknows470]

The way he says he’s never getting another special after that… gold

[@teacw8965]

Recently saw an interview with Harry about his grandfather, he said he “respected his authenticness” instead of authenticity. Not very eloquent Harry

[@cherylparsons2768]

Sounds like an Americanism 🤔🤔🤔 wonder which American told him what to say 🤔🤔🤔

[@daughterofwolf]

About his grandfather, he also said “…what you see is what you got”. Instead of: What you see, is what you get. He really does sound dumb.

[@contiflex]

it's because they boy is as thick as mince.

[@JohnDoe-ok6py]

Oh yes indubitably

[@catrionamacfarlane4949]

Thick as two short planks....couldn't complete his expensive education...nor his helicopter licence.... Doesn't have much grey matter....like his mum.

[@dianepeters8685]

Bunker Harry was protected by a dozen Ghurkas while he played his nintendo in Afghanistan, never fired one bullet.

[@jenniferdaulby5519]

I heard it was a Playstation! Guarded in a bunker. Lol

[@rayal4395]

But I saw him running into a helicopter after the siren went off? 😂

[@jenniferdaulby5519]

@@rayal4395 probably ran to tell the pilot he was scared, but then he ran to his bunker to play "Call of Duty" - lol. Best wishes from Australia.

[@moonlitdesert]

@@rayal4395 If you're talking about the tv interview with him ages ago, that was so heavily "staged". Very surprised you were taken in by that.

[@anniegetchergun]

@@moonlitdesert Look at the emoji at the end of his comment! He so wasn’t taken in!

[@efru1]

"She was an actress on Suits...it's a TV show"

[@gugy68]

Meghan was a C-class celebrity that hit the jackpot snatching the prince. Yes, she's hot but it ends there. I bet in less than 10 years Harry will be begging to return to Buckingham Palace. 🤦

[@robertat.8817]

She got really pretty face but her body....She is shaped like a box. I would not definitely her hot!

[@r.pinheiro549]

She’s pretty…NOT hot!

[@magicimaginations]

she isn't pretty, it's all many years of surgery and botox starting from when her dad won lotto!

[@jiminykrickit]

They really suffered when they lived off the taxes of British taxpayers... The royal wedding for Harry and Markle reportedly cost a grand total of $45 million. With an extensive security presence, fine dining and a number of other expenses, Harry and Markle’s wedding was quite the pricey affair. From snipers, undercover police and military tech, the overwhelming security added up to an estimated total of $42.1 million, per British wedding site Bridebook. Other key wedding expenses included: Twenty silver-plated trumpets that announced the event for $125,000, a pricey $70,000 lemon elderflower wedding cake from Violet Bakery in East London, an abundance of decorative flowers outside of St. George's Chapel at Windsor for $150,000, a reported $420,000 to hire the glass marquee for the evening reception at the Frogmore House, $36,000 on sausage rolls and hot tea for all of the 2,640 invited members of the public, and lastly, a reported $440,000 on Meghan’s iconic Givenchy gown.

[@Double_Vision]

My god, they were living hand to mouth!

[@Jole30]

@@Double_Vision Yeah and now they left but they still want the money.. You can't make this shit up. A guy who got 20 million dollars from his mother but complains that he doesn't have money for security.. People who sympathize with that are total morons..

[@matj3296]

36k for sausage rolls?!?! Wtf

[@foonatt]

@@matj3296 they went cheap on the public’s food. I’m dumbfounded

[@VaporeonEnjoyer1]

@@foonatt They spent 12x more on a single dress than food for 2.6k people. That's wild.

[@nicholenardone4443]

Tim Dillon is the “new” voice that ISN’T imitating anyone else

[@jimlivininoz]

Yup Shane is doing Luis ck

[@jackgreen5627]

Tim Dillon is a million times more funny than any of the left wing activists who disguise themselves as TV hosts like Colbert, Fallon, Kimmel and Corden. Yes or yes?

[@nicholenardone4443]

@@jackgreen5627 Yes lol 😆 minus the political

[@spritemultipack]

@@jackgreen5627 those people are supposed to be funny ?

[@stonecypher6344]

Yes or yes

[@moneyallspent7117]

I don’t know anyone who watched Suits

[@robertat.8817]

Same. And she is pretending that she was SO famous!

[@nurseratched5537]

Never even heard of it before she snagged Harry

[@whatever8250]

lmao 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@leadoug1163]

I watched about 4 episodes and gotbored. It was crap.

[@moneyallspent7117]

@@leadoug1163 🤣

[@peekaboots01]

I hate Harry and Meghan. I didn't before but after that Oprah interview there is no other option.

[@r.pinheiro549]

Wow me too! Really exposed them right?

[@elizabethstewart552]

🤣🤣 yes!!

[@lennartvers1767]

It was all a fairytale to the actress until she found out her son would not have a royal title to his name, the work as a member of the royal family was all about giving and not taking and the money or the housing (cottage instead of a palace) was not as good as she thought it was going to be. She is a moral bankrupt person. You only have to scratch the surface of her past to know that.

[@1200times]

Her som WAS offered a title. Just not the title she wanted.

[@schan263]

Later she found out her son would eventually get a royal title when Charles becomes king so I don't understand why she had to bring that up in the interview and for some people who didn't watch the whole interview, they might thought it had to do with race. But I think some of the staff didn't like her and didn't give her answers.

[@Sage-Em]

@@1200times Yup.

[@Sage-Em]

@@schan263 She also abused her staff. Awful

[@aquariousenigma70]

@@1200times not a Prince.....but Earl of Dumb...bahahahaha

[@jersonfigueiredo5079]

This is hilarious. These Dillon's rants are better than some comedians specials. Tim imitating Harry is priceless.

[@blueberry22222]

Tim’s Harriet Tubman impression

[@deejames1st]

This is one of the funniest roasts ever of this couple. More please.

[@914southside]

“I wouldn’t even know she was black by looking at her” 😂😂😂

[@lalruatpuiikhiangte7030]

Same! I thought she was Latina

[@user-pf4kb5bi1i]

Cannot be serious - Open your eyes.

[@0789faraday1]

We in the UK are sick of them...they just refuse to go quiet ...the world is waking up to the grifters

[@n.o.m4385]

am not even British or western and am sick of them.😂

[@harrylime5715]

I’ll tell Oprah they were chasing me around the royal palace with nooses. Lmfao!

[@Sequenceserenade]

The Harriet Tubman bit is one of the funniest things I’ve heard / seen in a while 🤣🤣🤣

[@foonatt]

“...Thank you!”

[@sastrinidis]

It was absolute gold lol

[@QuizRox]

"...what I am trying to say chile..."

[@chuckn4851]

"It's a TV show!"

[@cirilloz]

Harry and Meghan: We hate the Press. Meghan: Ok Harry, let's move to L.A. where we will be surrounded by the Press.

[@alexresa9039]

The dudes mom was literally princess Diana do you not realize what the tabloids made up about his nubian wife lol

[@SMRT79]

And Meghan has the paparazzi on speed dial! Lol

[@NelsonClick]

She wrecked his entire life and legacy. That's the power of a wicked woman. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put his happiness together again.

[@sayno2lolzisback]

He has always been fed up with his family and the establishment though. All stems back to how his mother was treated.

[@gugy68]

Meghan was a C-class celebrity that hit the jackpot snatching the prince. Yes, she's hot but it ends there. I bet in less than 10 years Harry will be begging to return to Buckingham Palace. 🤦

[@damnitsmelol]

Relax it's not so deep

[@tryhardfinessedyou]

@@gugy68 he was never kicked out bruv lmao not really... Think grandma cutting off her grandson? "Oh harry I'm cutting your allowance to 200mil a year down from 350."

[@gugy68]

@@tryhardfinessedyou I never said he was kicked out. Smh

[@simapatel1834]

I can't believe he didn't talk about the magazine cover where Harry looks like Meghan's hairstylist

[@maaiker2977]

The pose is literally a copy of a photo kiddy harry made with his mommy (who was also wearing white at the time). Paging doctor Freud! 😳🤪

[@kyers9817]

💀💀💀

[@leadoug1163]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻😎Meghans hair stylist. I proper chuckled at that one. Well done!

[@SMRT79]

Vidal-Sassoon was my first take! Lol!!!

[@bsbncandey]

This was too funny from start to end. I would love to be a royal. How could one walk away from: waving, smiling, taking pictures (with charities as well), beautiful gowns, servants, first class travel, best food and medicine, and living in castles? You're an idiot for walking away. So what the press says bad things, they have to really work at their jobs, royals do not. Some royal staff member said something racist? Have them fired. A royal family member said something racist? Say something meaner to them band shut it down. It's not that hard. Good grief! You get back royal title and money for the rest of your life goodness sake!

[@debolinachatterjee7154]

Haha!! Love it.

[@leadoug1163]

I agree. Also your thumbnail is incredibly regal. Your half way there dude xx

[@chickenisindeedmystyle7316]

It’s not for everyone, sounds really boring (except for the money part)

[@jabawoky98]

@@debolinachatterjee7154 it's also been proven that for years now Markle has been paying the media to keep talking about her

[@arribaficationwineho32]

She learned she would never be Queen so left in a huff.

[@frauleinhohenzollern8442]

I had to pull over when he did the Harriet Tubman impression, I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to crash

[@kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu]

I love how down his agent is... Laughing the entire time, "Yeah, lets do it..."

[@fernmachine3778]

Tim Dillion is great in these rants because he understands the psyche of rich people.

[@terryeddie1]

Why is it assumed racism? Diana was blonde with blue eyes and read that history. They are making it about race bc they are boring, but people just seem to love talking about racism, even when it isn’t.

[@bernlin2000]

It's just refreshing to hear the word "retard" in 2021. As the brother of an autistic person, it's time 😂

[@adambow3116]

Brother of a retard too. I enjoyed that he referred in the context of "married a ginger retard." Brilliant

[@patrickdaly3628]

You have to admit Timmy does a GREAT Tubman

[@g.n.b9197]

The Harriet Tubman monologue really ended me💀

[@dorisfischer3132]

Harry isn`t the brightest candle on the cake. it's reported from classmates that he barely passed his exams to get to Eton University and to Sandhurst. If H wouldn`t be a Prince he would be a plumber or a construction worker...

[@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157]

Tim Dillon looks like the rich kid who's surrounded by fake friends cause he has a ps5

[@djkrptdnb]

He’s Belson

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

[@jonathansoko5368]

Poor kids have ps5. Rich kids have sick PC's.

[@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157]

@@jonathansoko5368 25 year old virgins have PCs

[@D34D22]

@@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 Ain’t that the truth. Real men struggle enough with bills they can’t afford a pc😂

[@nd2705]

This rant is even funnier the second time listening to it.

[@moonlitdesert]

You covered them so well, loved the humour and wit....thanks! He was put in the army to stop him falling out of clubs drunk and fighting with journalists and exposing his willy to everyone!

[@Quball87]

This is one of the best Tim clips I've ever seen. The Harriet bit is better than anything late night TV has done in years

[@janepearson2450]

This guy is comedy genius .love it from a uk brit

[@kevinvong6912]

For the past year I though that Tim was the funniest man of this generation. Now, with the passing of Norm MacDonald, Tim is the funniest man on earth.

[@montyballpark8761]

Wholesome

[@Matt-ky8re]

😌

[@whatever8250]

The “Village Idiots” here in the USA. Just like in The UK.

[@dmc357]

Ben's laughter is priceless 🤣🤣

[@LiKWiDjay]

I love tims views on things. Nothing like a “prince” who grew up insanely wealthy claiming to be oppressed. Same for megan. Slept her way to the top. So much for getting to the top on ur own 😜

[@moderatingmoderation1699]

Hey man sleeping your way to the top takes a lot of effort not everybody can do it. I couldn't do it and you couldn't do it so let's keep things in perspective here

[@foonatt]

@@moderatingmoderation1699 but apparently you’re taking the perspective of a entitled rich person, because of course they earned it and deserve it, and here’s the proof: (bullshit)

[@abornleader2474]

Megan isn't that hot to sleep her way anywhere

[@atomicalien4]

@@abornleader2474 she absolutely is wtf are u on about

[@TatiSaysSo]

@@moderatingmoderation1699 exactly. Most women sleep their way to the bottom. At least Meghan aimed high.

[@ssoozee]

My gosh, how’d I ever miss this podcaster? I’m in for anyone who can make me laugh out loud. New sub.

[@lewis123417]

They are deeply despised in Britian now. Haryy went from one of the most loved royals to the second most hated after Prince Andrew

[@awolfbrow]

For 2 days I’m still laughing at “garden variety morons”

[@camillehill8795]

Harry had a security military squad protecting him when he was in Afghanistan. He was in little danger.

[@jordanleigh8119]

Entirely not true. He flew attack helicopters during raids. Many of times his helicopter was shot at by anti air craft guns and rpgs. I hate harry and what's hes done. But never lie about a mans service. Its disquieting and disrespectful

[@mgoub3798]

@@jordanleigh8119 Sorry jordan I’ve also heard that the military said he was a security risk so never really flew or cannot fly an aircraft or even toke part in dangerous assignment. Apparently he’s not that smart...... Allegedly!.

[@jordanleigh8119]

@@mgoub3798 well I've witnessed it with my own eyes. I was a mechanic based in camp bastion in the day of my delightful youth. And many times I saw him respond to air support requests and to hit strategic targets. The man has taken lifes. He did his bit. Hes a wanker but desveres the respect for doing his part. It is true he did once get ordered back to England by HM because mi5 believed there was going to be a attack to try and see if they could kill him. But what is so often the case military intelligence was wrong. The only time harry got any special treatment was at home. In those camps he was a solider. He got spoken to like the rest of us. Even tho he was technically the highest rank in Afghanistan when he went. Try speaking to other eye witnesses about it if you ever get the chance.

[@mgoub3798]

@@jordanleigh8119 Well that proves we need not judge so quickly. Thank you for your interesting information. With upmost respect to you. Well appreciated!…👏🏽

[@alisonmansfield9052]

harry being there put those real Army man at risk,,,selfish prick he is

[@liamh9814]

I learned something new today: don’t eat hot soup while watching Tim Dillon; spitting it out laughing is not a good thing.

[@willman9567]

They are making their grift work. Especially since there is a chance that Harry isn't Charles son. The only thing dumber is their fans.

[@JP-wk7cc]

what’s the basis for the kid not being his? seems like you’d have to be an extra level of crazy to cheat on the dude, her entire new life and netflix series and big house(s) is based on her relationship with this guy

[@Double_Vision]

@@JP-wk7cc Diana had a prolonged affair with a red-headed Army cavalry officer named James Hewitt during her marriage to Prince Charles. Google him and you'll see side-by-side photos of Harry and him. Then Google Prince Charles and Harry's brother Prince William, who both have dark hair. Harry's clearly a cuckoo in the nest.

[@cherylparsons2768]

About time this was mentioned. It seems to me that the doubt over his parentage is at the root of Harry’s attitude. It’s as though he is daring the RF to address this. Whether Charles is his Father or not, the doubt is there and he is the image of Hewitt.

[@lucasglowacki4683]

I had no idea she was “black” till they told me🤷🏻‍♂️

[@eroticpigeons9783]

"Chased around the Royal Palace with nooses" I can't breathe

[@larryjohnson3087]

"That's why I like him, cause he will get fired too" I almost fell out of my chair that came out of nowhere.

[@Lorisa25]

*Meghan Markle's name MEANS Pear! She named the show after herself!!!* Also, examples of the Royal Family being racist & not helping MM out included "I had to look up the words to the national anthem myself! ".. .England doesn't sing their anthem at every event like Americans. And she KNEW that, but still complained about it to Opera. Harry wanted to MOVE to Africa, (even talked about it years before MM) but instead they moved To LA. You know, away from the spotlight.

[@RitzCaraldo]

"can I meet lizzo?" Cracked me up

[@TheImplication2005]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time! You never disappoint, Tim!

[@abdulrahman-xp3pt]

Haven't laughed so hard in a long time. 😂😂😂😂 Thanks for the giggles mate!

[@katesleuth1156]

Netflix, Spotify, Google etc. have no moral compass.

[@caroldonaldson5936]

Harry Windsor was a racist all of his life from childhood. He mocked people of colour by emulating their accents & called them derogatory racist names from his days at early prep school & later as an Eton pupil. He continued throughout military service with his colleagues in the army, using racist insults. All of this right up until he meets Scumbellina & accuses his family on the O show saying, "I just couldn't believe it!"? Really Harry? Really??? The RF are *not* racist - Harry is & always was!!

[@rockthecasbah6450]

Maybe harry think by marrying a woman of colour it would somehow absolve his racist past. Maybe it was his way of redeeming himself and showing to the world "see? I'm not a racist, a marry a woman of colour."

[@herlindamartinez6456]

And he wore a Hitler outfit🙄

[@angelawhitehouse8066]

Scumbellina .....🤣🤣😍

[@evas9735]

Harry is the biggest racist ever!!! He also told people his ex girlfriend Chelsea (from Zimbabwe) ‘wasn’t black or anything’

[@Kryssi709]

Or maybe, like the rest of us, he didn't know she was of colour

[@Golden-ib7dk]

Omg I was dying when you were doing the voices for the cartoon 😂😂😂 love you so much 💜

[@actuaryaltair6280]

Megain is hardly hot, rather a well curated image. Her ferret eyes, nothing hot about that.

[@proudatheist2042]

That's insulting to ferrets.

[@aleahclaire2093]

Im watching this for the third time , CLASSIC ! “Garden variety morons” LOVE IT 😂🤣😂🤣

[@rhysyboy1]

As an English man this is the most hilarious breakdown of this whole situation out there, also the most accurate

[@mollypitcher9380]

“They’re here and it’s fun.” “Well that sounds great!”

[@thevenezuelaking]

9:35 HOLY SHIT…the Harriet Tubman impression 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BC08]

Funniest shit Ive heard in a min

[@poojagb]

This bit is so hilarious in the light of her new interview with Cut magazine where she mentioned being likened to Nelson Mandela. They are really insane.

[@marielfalk4537]

Those grifters are insufferable. The Royal family are truly above all of this classless behavior.

[@alisonmansfield9052]

First time watching you....new subscriber here from Cornwall Uk....You nailed them completely.

[@liamjones9115]

This is a genius bit from Tim Dillon. Big respect

[@grandmascannoli2227]

I love how you can’t quite tell if he’s serious or just trolling with a 150 IQ

[@Arc1517]

I think he’s serious in this one. The idea of Royals is weird and antiquated

[@tech1238]

Both 😉

[@Stefanius058]

@@Arc1517 yeah here in Europe they are nothing more than a waste of tax payers money

[@herindoors3552]

Just found you, hilarious love you all the way from Hertfordshire in the UK, please, please keep it up.

[@chesterfieldpinkington4287]

I love how Harry's voice is performed with a British accent but Megan is just Tim's voice and demeanour 🤣

[@everonlyallforthee]

Tim, we need more live calls to your agent, please!

[@andrewthomas6200]

The worrying thing is that your President 'admires their courage'. As and Englisman I don't want them back. Royalty has served an important purpose in my country and the Queen is admirable in every way: as a role model and figurehead. These two are something you would throw out and not expect to be recycled!

[@cashel5232]

They're clowns, but so are the royal family.

[@bsota8513]

Your queen eats children.

[@annmcevoy5686]

@@bsota8513 oh please! Do grow up!

[@bsota8513]

@@annmcevoy5686 HUGE pedophile rings going on in palace. Do some research. Seriously.

[@leadoug1163]

I too am British and i wholeheartedly agree with your comment. Very well put.

[@PinkPiratePickle]

Ben trying to swing in any direction away from the mic . Like a drunk sailor in a stormy sea

[@charleskelly1446]

Best Podcast in a long time, anywhere, for this old man. Good stuff

[@WickedFelina]

VAPID! That's it! That's the word I've been looking for in regard to them. Thank you!

[@blakerhodes8760]

The palace halls are a real noose fight

[@CrazyWatcher670]

I started laughing audibly the moment he started talking good about them at the beginning. I knew where it was going. I love this guy.

[@knocks88]

Tim doesn't just say the quiet thing loudly, he says it often.

[@deniseelsworth7816]

He shouts it.

[@Tehstampede]

Everyone needs a hypeman like Red Sweater Guy; him laughing at these jokes is the whipped cream and cherry on top of the malt shake that is Tim Dillon's comedy

[@zshakur]

Tim Dillon is hilarious but I fuckin love watching Ben just fall to pieces after trying so hard to keep it together.

[@newloon]

"They are so dumb it's noticeable" fuck man I'm stealing that

[@kylielogan8771]

Okay your hotness explanation is different from mine. She’s okay but really take away makeup and hair very plain. My opinion only. I’ve see women of all colors that are absolutely stunningly beautiful. She looks like she tried to make herself white for job reasons. Further, she’s just not interesting, very shallow and disingenuous.

[@bsota8513]

Take away makeup and downright homely. Not just plain.

[@maguy8133]

Harry needs to shave his baldhead. It's looking weird

[@zshakur]

That fuckin Harriet Tubman bit had me in fuckin TEARS!!!

[@screwtape6954]

How can Tim say these things and still keep a straight face

[@shotbydebt]

When Ben starts to rock, I lose it every time

[@SM-jk4fq]

literally keep coming back to this Tim Dillon is A grade commentary + comedy

[@nevertellmethaoddz8581]

His impression of Harry trying to figure out cleft palette is absolutely hilarious

[@D0ctorf0ster]

I’ve been laughing at that bit for 10 minutes 🤣

[@PeepersT]

Netflix prices keep going up because they keep throwing money at grifters like Harry and Meghan.