Karl Pilkington's Funniest Political Discussions | Compilation, 2020 American Election Special

[@mishham6388]

" im using me fables " greatest Karl quote of all time haha

[@jackmehoffe9372]

Made me lose it

[@zoemccarthy496]

@@jackmehoffe9372 l

[@MyAmazingUsername]

Nah for me the greatest quote is "You know like they say before you die things to do." 😂

[@Aza13]

"use your brain instead" 🙂🙂

[@julbarrier]

Including all of Marx'

[@dmf2475]

"His head was in great condition. It just wasn't attached to his body" This man is a genius. Vote President Pilkington!

[@jigzonyt517]

Classic line.

[@shrimpflea]

And then he calls Rosa Parks lazy...he's an idiot.

[@Equaliser9955]

Classic stuff just love it

[@ThatCampingLad]

These podcasts are gold. What a perfect trio, Karl is just amazing full stop, Ricky knows how to get the best out of Karl and his laugh just makes everything twice as funny and Steve is there to fill in the gaps and keep things flowing with the occasional hilarious one liners. Just wish there was another season so hopefully they do end up making one more just for the sake of it. Likely won't happen though :(

[@cmwarrilow3991]

I love it when Karl says something like "and that's what I'm saying..." and then talks about a completely different topic to what he was previously talking about

[@molly-maepinson4070]

I’ve picked up doing this in my daily life and it makes me laugh everytime. Weird innit

[@doddy11767]

"It was that big it had rough areas on it" .. That is absolute fucking gold.

[@BrandonGreenfield-pp7mj]

Guguh

[@eligluck5290]

"Had a kid here this morning windging coz his dad is a mong!"😂🤣

[@KingOC69]

Karl is one of best blokes on planet, right man👊🏻1 of best channel’s on KZbin💯💙

[@veronica3986]

@9sheep (yt) is uploading more of these three everynight (except saturdays) at 9pm. Wrote on weds 16th oct 2024

[@drensuljevic649]

‘ We got to join BUPA’ lol gets me every time.

[@mikeb3018]

Best line ever

[@thesteveus]

"Everyones gotta chimp in" - Karl is a genius

[@lfreece2]

Rosa Parks- Lazy troublemaker I love Karl

[@FernieAriel]

Keep up the hard work man. Please make a playlist on your page with all of these, that way they just play one after another. Also, thanks for making the screen black for those of us who can’t afford Red haha

[@PilkyPodcasts]

Thank you for the kind words, Fernie! I have placed all my recent videos into a Compilations playlist as requested. Please Like, Share and Subscribe to the channel for more Karl!

[@FernieAriel]

@@PilkyPodcasts Thank you!

[@Shtoneyleeedatyamadotcom]

25:18 no hard work needed he just copied someone else’s video

[@comicsans4733]

@@FernieAriel All of these that "Pilky Podcasts" uploaded are taken from Yak's compilations. Check them out kzbin.info/aero/PLc1_UEOEswEDPlp_hz9wjNACsr4xRWV7H

[@jameswarren21]

@@Shtoneyleeedatyamadotcom Pilky Podcasts is the same user as Podcast Devotee...

[@krw73]

What makes Ricky a genius is that he recognizes that Karl is about to say some good stuff and you can hear him draw him in just by saying "go on".... And it works every time.

[@chrissynen]

“What was the printer’s name?” 🤣 gets me every time

[@the1jxk]

Karl’s few made up words : wroted, cropage , bumbled, upperd ‘ Ruminging Foodage Tubbaware Glunge Flumpf Miminalistic Bissmissmen The bid lin...the lid bin...the bin lid...yeah? Limsy Bungled In Gwymlyn ("who's called Gwymlyn?") And of course the classic -feftht

[@JohnSmith-rw2yn]

Bumbled, Bungled in and Tuppaware aren't made up haha.

[@tigerbread78]

And according to Ricky, Fuckerage (or fuckeridge)

[@dianaszuch]

Mong and grippage.

[@Lindenrd25]

Squoze

[@superdevoz]

Ugghly

[@noka79]

We've got to join Bupa is one of the best answers ever😂😂😂😂

[@SlySportz]

Pretty smooth down there, like an action man 😂😂😂

[@Weebaxtr]

‘Can this kill you susan’ I could hear the same one liners and he will always have me in stitches 😂🤣

[@adambritain5774]

Karl is dead right around 15 minutes. His thinking lines up with Chesterton. ‘If you won’t have rules, you’ll have rulers.’

[@JasonX2]

Yes Karl was definitely making sense there

[@bartpickford1836]

Flowers stuck to a lamppost with elastic band 😂😂😂 Utter genius, karl

[@sodamnclose9203]

Wait, wait, wait. There's a podcast thats still running today? I thought it all ended, how the hell do i find this stuff??

[@jessicaaston1808]

These are not new clips, they mention Tony Blair being prime minister and he hasn't been PM since 2007 lol, a lot of the other issues they bring up are old too

[@jessicaaston1808]

Then again they mention lock down, face masks ect so they must be a mix of new and old

[@RenDaTank]

Karl put some videos out during lockdown on his own channel

[@jessicaaston1808]

@@RenDaTank didn't even know he had his own channel tbf

[@RenDaTank]

@@jessicaaston1808 kzbin.info

[@zonenuke]

''3 piece suit and a telle an that''

[@EoinKellyOfficial]

Audio levels are all over the place, try and balance them out.

[@seanpaulluke]

💯

[@TheHammemo]

need to boost Karls voice in some parts, the other two are loud as and I can hardly hear him half the time.

[@BboyCorrosive]

That would involve effort and not just ripping other people's clips and stickin em together 😁

[@areyoulocal6469]

When was that bit about the lockdown from? they doin new podcasts?

[@flexluthor1]

Apparently Karl released a few videos of him on his Facebook

[@truely12]

Where is the clip from 22:00 from?

[@user-mt4ku7jw1y]

"I'd just say yev gotta use Bupa" lol

[@PAWiley]

Was that Karl’s reply to the waking up with a knob in ha ass scenario? It’s the one damn thing I couldn’t understand, but even with it written out I don’t get it. What is he saying, exactly?

[@catatonicable]

@@PAWiley Bupa is a private health care co.

[@allyloogs]

and his head come off! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SewerTapes]

Absolutely off topic question: Does anyone else only see "SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE KARL" when playing full screen, and solid black when in the normal window?

[@VypaUK]

Yeah it's extremely faint so it's probably your device's auto brightness adjusting to full screen that makes it appear.

[@SewerTapes]

@@VypaUK I thought it may be some sort of editing magic. LOL. Thanks.

[@SewerTapes]

@bina nocht You see it though? I don't think my TV has autobrightness, and I can't for the life of me figure out the trick.

[@HowardChegwyn]

More spurious stories from the 17th century. 😂👍

[@SequencesOfSounds]

"...ages ago"

[@Justcanadianjanjan]

It’s no wonder HBO took these podcasts and made an animated version!!!! It’s brilliance due to Karl and on that note, it’s no wonder Steve and Ricky made a deal with SKY to send Karl abroad to discover his worst fears!! ( not that Karl knew that, cause he thought it was a vacation). It’s all amazing and I’m so stoked I found these guys years ago. Nothing on American tv or Canadian tv can touch these fellas and we had JOHN CANDY, my god John candy! 🌟✨

[@AH-be6bu]

“Gonna put you in a home.”

[@jordanferguson3327]

cuz me mam told me there was one that big it ad rough areas on it

[@85set05]

HOLD UP 23:00 is about current events ITS NEW there is new KP Content

[@JackSmith-ul6dp]

Yeah where is this from?!?!

[@85set05]

@@brogan9761 Thank you kindly for that vital information, you are a true gentleman and a scholar.

[@goob8945]

Beautiful to see

[@tigerbread78]

Karl mentions the lockdown, did they actually do a new one-off show? I haven't listened to the whole thing yet

[@adam.r.parsons]

I’m wondering the same - I haven’t heard that bit before either.

[@tigerbread78]

@@adam.r.parsons Someone on here mentioned that he did releases on his own KZbin channel, which I didn't know about, it's not active now, but those newish uploads are still there

[@shnoogums1]

I’ve never heard a theory as wrong as Karl’s glacier/ice cube theory. An ice cube wouldn’t make a glass of water freeze, let alone a glass of jack daniels!

[@DasUhMAZIN]

Right, you get a giant ice cube the size of the Empire State Building in ya glass of jack daniels…. it’s gonna make it freezin!

[@tyroon81]

I agree. Most of his theories are shocking! It would be very hard to find anyone else as ignorant as he is. He believes things that most people would discount in a split second🤦‍♂️

[@foleyhuck2344]

I really like the guy, but he's pretty fucking far from the genius a lot of people seem to think he is

[@eligluck5290]

​@@foleyhuck2344 he borders on retarded. But he's helarious... people say it's comic genius, but he's not actually Trying to be funny, he's being serious, so yeah, I know what u mean... Still, gotta Love the guy.

[@eligluck5290]

"And Karl is allowed to vote"😂

[@monkeysheep]

Mr. DILKINGTON

[@maxmattt]

10:19 What is this from?

[@nolikeygsomnipresence270]

Love how Yak's voice is in the video and that's how you know this video was stolen.

[@MattH0912]

"right then....put you in a home"

[@ivideo3651]

Waterworld is such a good film!

[@jojocamel60]

Is ead was fine, it was the rest of is body!!! Lol

[@eligluck5290]

Little monkey police man enforcing covid lock down!😂 ....wierd init?! Gotta love Karl. He's a bloody nutter! An Absolute Maniac! The way his mind "works" is So unique and Mental it's No wonder they thought he was an actor named Graham!!! smh😂🤣😂🤣 Pop a leaflet through the door!

[@ClassicCarsCambridge]

Surpassed only by the reply 'use your brain instead.'

[@johnclark3697]

1 that big it had rough areas on it. PRICELESS

[@madforit2]

Karl is 100% correct. Aesthetics absolutely make a difference to the behaviour and mood of people. That's why architecture is important and why it shouldn't be like the horrible communist nonsense that is ugly and intended to demoralise

[@ColinRogers-t6i]

Rough areas.. class.

[@JohnSmith-rw2yn]

we have to agree, if someone chooses not to wear a helmet and suffers for it. so be it.

[@heathen-greaser]

ahh but did you know thousands of people die or get severe injuries from wearing seatbelts each year, yes seatbelts can and most probably will save your life but I personally think past a curtain age we should all have the rights to make our own minds up on things like helmets and seatbelts. That being said I think you'd be stupid to not wear a helmet

[@joewright9879]

30:44 “I like this smell of b.o.” -R.G.

[@RayTheomo]

Karl should be the POTUS. "Hello everyone. Use ya common sense" BONG: All crime, murder, car accidents, and suffering plummet to 0% after President Pilkington's first address.

[@user-mt4ku7jw1y]

Tinging its way up the tube

[@TheOnesAtTheBottom]

Having listened to Karl and his ideas for years now, I would rather have someone like him as a political leader than anyone the western world has produced over the last 15 years. I don't know how sad that is

[@InsularMercenary]

Audio is poor.

[@foolkiller65z56]

No Helmet law. Just personal responsibility. Thins out the population too

[@Collerz7]

Big ships did have rough areas though right? Poor people on the lower decks and the rich at the top. I’m sure one of the rich folk wouldn’t want to hang out on the lower decks.

[@darrennolan8465]

Help is help, so where is my chimp???

[@Timalloy6782]

Put you in a home hahahaha

[@CarloRegadasGuitar]

"We'll put you in a home"

[@James-c2g1k]

Karl often out debates Ricky and Steve. - then R & S act as if they are just correct because they’re smarter… without being able to articulate their point. Ricky starts to stutter and stammer as if the answer is so obvious he can’t get it out Steve’s habit is to raise his voice and swear as if he’s so correct he’s resorting to losing his cool. The people champion has always been Karl.

[@joewright9879]

So Ricky Gervais had a kid and fed it only cheese? I thoroughly searched the internets and found no reference to any child fathered by R.D. Gervais.

[@kyleblindell1330]

What lock down they had one in the 2000s too?!

[@rahuldahoob]

😮

[@JohnMelon]

Steve is a bad bumlick

[@J_M_E_83]

11:14 😂

[@orourke1972]

Let people be stupid. No need to control the masses

[@Nebs1]

There’s a horse in this house, there’s a horse in this house

[@LexVanguard2004]

"KP looks after me"

[@abigaileggleston9108]

How are we talking about police monkeys in lockdown? Weren't these made 10+ years ago?😊

[@daibonehead]

i’ve got to join BUPA.

[@rojoloco3911]

Thank GOD Ricky is not in charge.

[@OckhamAsylum]

That opt out requirement idea for the organs is actually pretty messed up. I mean, it's a little bit like putting someone into a meat grinder upon death, like they cease to be an individual whose body is their own and they immediately become a little bag of tools to be passed around however complete strangers see fit, and all because they didn't specifically say they didn't want that to happen? "Right, who ordered the kidney?!" "Over here!" *_Tosses your dear grandmother's guts across the room like a basketball_*

[@YouSmokeChed]

You can just opt out then hahaha

[@aston-briarshanks7215]

` Assassin Aaron

[@dannyboy_dannyboy8274]

21.56 you'll thank me later :)

[@hughjarrse]

21:56

[@barryallen6744]

I live in ireland and we are a nanny state 😔

[@AA-hg5fk]

Karl wouldn't have any interest at all in American presidential elections. He isn't even interested in British politics, so he definitely wouldn't care about US politics.

[@Brammy007a]

Karl is right about the helmet issue.

[@mattias969]

He isnt wrong back in the earlu 1900 there were areas on boats for the lower class and it would be dangerous to walk around there if you didnt belong to those people.

[@RationalAUS]

They still have this system in India, Bangladesh and other developing countries.

[@MilkmanDarts]

18:00 there will be a geroge floyd rememberance day

[@karlosthejackel69]

Every Day

[@DasUhMAZIN]

Lol Karl is like an alternate reality Donald Trump; not as rich, not as racist/sexist, not as egotistical, but still the same level of intelligence 😂

[@stephenjames1443]

&

[@Cighto29]

This is nothing without his facial expressions sorry 🙄

[@kushkabin9077]

?

[@philipcollier263]

Radio isn’t really your medium, is it?

[@adamh8517]

If you can’t appreciate this then why are you here? Go watch idiot abroad or something.. this is the good stuff lol

[@Ava_Mae.]

When you have watched enough of Mr Dilkington then, when you listen, you can see all his expressions in your head! You just know 😏 x

[@bmxerqf882]

You realise he first became famous through the radio right? Nobody even knew what he looked like for the first few years.

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

Exploiting a cretin for money

[@FirstnameLastname-vl1gs]

You should make a Karl being right in educating Ricky compilation, you could upload it to KZbin shorts

[@edwardkelly8840]

The ship with the rough areas is actually an American aircraft carrier. Its true.

[@rjsampsonrs]

(Stage is dimly lit, with a solitary microphone center stage. The audience is buzzing with anticipation. Suddenly, a spotlight illuminates the microphone, and a figure steps into the light. It's a man with unkempt hair, wearing a slightly wrinkled shirt and a bewildered expression on his face. He is none other than Karl Pilkington.) KARL PILKINGTON: (Scratches his head and adjusts the microphone) Right, so... (pauses) I'm Karl Pilkington. (awkward chuckle) And, umm, I've been thinking... (scratches his head again) I mean, why is it that I always seem to find myself in these bizarre situations? I'm like a magnet for the absurd. It's like the universe is playing a cosmic joke on me, you know? I mean, take travel, for instance. (leans on the microphone stand) They say travel broadens the mind, but all it did was broaden my confusion. I thought I'd see exotic places, experience different cultures, but instead, I ended up eating insects and having conversations with monkeys. (rolls his eyes) But here's the thing, folks. (pauses for effect) I realized that amidst the chaos and confusion, there's a certain beauty to be found. It's like looking at a dog's face, you know? It might not be pretty, but it's got character. And that's what I bring to the table, my friends-character. (smirks) You see, life is full of contradictions. We're surrounded by people who claim to have all the answers, but the truth is, nobody really knows what they're talking about. We're all just stumbling around in the dark, trying to make sense of this mess we call existence. And that's where I come in, the confused everyman, trying to make sense of it all. And let me tell you, folks, I've had my fair share of revelations. Like when I discovered that a jellyfish is 97% water. (raises an eyebrow) I mean, think about it. That's just a jelly bag with a sprinkle of essence. And yet, somehow, it's still alive. It's like a walking, wobbly contradiction. (pauses) Kinda like me. But you know, people often mistake my confusion for ignorance. They think I'm some kind of simpleton, but I'm not. I'm just... curious. I ask questions, I challenge the status quo. And that's what makes life interesting, isn't it? The pursuit of knowledge and understanding. So, ladies and gentlemen, let's embrace the absurdity. Let's revel in the confusion. Because in the end, it's not about finding all the answers. It's about asking the right questions. And if those questions happen to make you scratch your head and go, "What the hell?" Well, then I guess I'm doing something right. (Grins and takes a step back from the microphone. The crowd erupts into applause and laughter as Karl Pilkington bows and exits the stage, leaving behind a trail of bemusement and existential wonder.) (Scene fades to black.)

[@Collerz7]

Big ships did have rough areas though right? Poor people on the lower decks and the rich at the top. I’m sure one of the rich folk wouldn’t want to hang out on the lower decks.

[@PAWiley]

That’s a good point