The Weird Paleontology Iceberg Explained

Welcome everyone to the complete Weird Paleontology Iceberg, where I've compiled my old videos on strange and obscure theories relating to Paleontology. I hope you enjoy, and thank you for watching!
Background video:
• Video - Jurassic World Evolution 2 All Cinematic Cutscenes
• Video - LEGO Jurassic World - All Cutscenes
• Jurassic Park: The Gam... - Jurassic Park: The Game - FULL GAME Walkthrough (No Commentary)
Original Iceberg chart:
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Links Referenced:
www.powells.com/post/original... - Does Oil Come From Dinosaurs?
www.ucpress.edu/book/97805202... - The Lost Land of Lemuria
mitpress.mit.edu/978191302956... - Spinal Catastrophism: A Secret History
press.uchicago.edu/ucp/books/... - The Meaning of Fossils
www.abebooks.com/978095219130... - Who Lies Sleeping?: The Dinosaur Heritage and the Extinction of Man
Timestamps:
0:00 - Tier 1
39:50 - Tier 2
1:16:40 - Tier 3
1:50:20 - Tier 4
2:29:27 - Tier 5
3:00:04 - Tier 6
Copyright disclaimer under section 107 of the copyright act 1976, allowance is made for fair use for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and more. no copyright infringement intended.
Music:
"Pixels" by MaverickMyers Radio
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[@johnjimmies8256]

I fell asleep and this came on and i straight up had a dream that i was telling the narrator how infuriating it is that hes mispronouncing almost every entry 😂

[@sushidog5312]

😂😂😭

[@djspit8929]

'Specticism"

[@MaryPTY]

"anagulous"

[@TommyContent]

Really gotta do more research on each subject as you get a lot of it wrong - even pronunciation

[@ParGellen]

I noticed that too. He goes out of his way to properly pronounce foreign words and names even using the native inflections properly but then pronounces "clergy" like he's never spoken English before.

[@Mouritzeen]

I get filled with joy whenever I find small channels that make long form content. So much effort so under appreciated but I’m subscribing anyway

[@Zer-db1bp]

Excited to watch this when I get home from work but wanted to preemptively leave a like. Edit:oh my god a 3+ hour video? This is why I’m subscribed

[@scrubmcchub2255]

Jdiehbebcicijswnkwodnxn. I’m not a bot.

[@bloodnthuner]

I really enjoy your videos but you really need to work on your diction as you have a tendency to mumble and mispronounce words quite often

[@venushale7113]

Agreed, I really enjoyed the content but I’ve never heard pronunciations like some of these. I think he pronounces ammonite three different ways within the video

[@Shadowrun2589]

Zoanfly has a choke hold on KZbin’s content and I couldn’t be happier, sure it’s a small community but sometimes that’s what we need. It’s like a breathe of fresh air in a algorithm full of garbo, bless this channel and all your creative topics!

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

Oh cool, this one's long enough that I can probably listen to it while preparing, eating, and cleaning up after dinner Thanks Zoanfly

[@Zoanfly]

Np man, hope you have a nice meal!!

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

@@Zoanfly I'm thinking meatloaf and roasted potatoes tonight, or possibly pasta with meat sauce Either way as long as I have something to listen to after, I'm happy, and I think this more than scratches that itch

[@darkonyx6995]

Some corrections: - Sauropods were, indeed, able to walk with no problems, thanks to their pillar-shaped legs and hollow bones, the "Too big to walk" hypothesis has been disproven a long time ago, and has no merit currently. - Nowadays, it's a fact that Pterosaurs were, indeed, warm-blooded and fuzzy, despite being reptiles; - Cladistically, all vertebrates are, indeed, classified as Sarcopterygii fish, also called lobe-finned, and it's not a joke, but a serious matter, as in the modern cladistic sense, animals cannot outgrow their previous classification, which also means birds are dinosaurs and reptiles. - The "ceratopsians had no frills" hypothesis has been disproven a long time ago, and has no scientific value, as the frills of ceratopsians had no muscle attachement, and it goes against the confirmed anatomy of these dinosaurs, as ceratopsians had a ball-shaped joint on their necks, which gave their necks an insane mobility, something that goes against the hump hypothesis, which would limit their mobility. - The reproductive methods of dinosaurs isn't as widely debated as it was in the past, most dinosaurs simply flexed their bodies with no problems, laid down to have sex (specially dinosaurs with plates and sails), had giant and flexible penises for reaching the cloaca (such as sauropods), etc. Mating rituals between dinosaurs were as complex as the mating of living crocodilians, giraffes or tortoises. - Aditionally, both Triceratops and Torosaurus have fossils of their juveniles, serving as more proof that they were, indeed, different genera. - David Peters faked most fossil "proof" to substantiate his claims. - There is no debates over the humped and quadrupedal Spinosaurus hypothesis either, Spinosaurus' wrists couldn't pronate nor support the weight of the animal, and the anatomy of it's sail differs from the anatomy of a Bison's hump, Bisons have extended spines on their necks for muscle attachement on their heads and the increase in height is gradual, while Spinosaurus has elongated spines on it's back only, and it's spines are way too big and the increase of height is way too sudden for a hump. Besides, Bisons have humps to support muscles on their legs and necks, they need these muscles for charging, as they are horned herbivores, Spinosaurus on the other hand was a piscivore, and likely hunted like a heron, which is something that requires extensive neck flexibility, so a hump would handicap their necks.

[@JesusChrist42000]

Wow trying to correct misinformation with more misinformation

[@jacksamson5968]

@@JesusChrist42000explain?

[@darkonyx6995]

@@JesusChrist42000 You can check paleontology presented here. E.D.G.E, PBS Eons, ABC Terra, Budget Museum, Moth Light Media and 7 Days of Science are reputable sources of paleontology to check out.

[@darkonyx6995]

@@JesusChrist42000 Everything i said here comes from reputable sources.

[@darkonyx6995]

WHY KZbin KEEPS DELETING MY COMMENTS

[@CCnoodle]

Such a cool iceberg!!Enjoyed seeing Lego Jurassic park in the background haha honestly love that series.

[@zachariahsilvestri3215]

This is great work man keep it up. Subscribed 🙏🏻

[@debbibowen]

Excellent video, but the constantly moving "background" was really distracting. I used it as a podcast, listening but not watching, which is a shame, since the images were interesting.

[@recentlycloneddodo9020]

Great video. Please continue these types of videos.

[@Zis4Zorro]

Found your channel a few weeks ago and love youe content ❤

[@subliminal-damage]

I really like your videos dude, keep up the good work!

[@TyrannochorusRex]

Thanks for taking the time to make this!

[@daemonthorn5888]

Take the time? He's rushing through his narration so much that many of his words are impossible to understand. He mumbles and runs multiple words together into a jumbled mess. He constantly mispronounces simple words. This video was just slapped together stock footage being narrated by someone that is rushing through their script because they didn't leave themself enough time to read each topic before the stock footage they edited together swaps to the next topic. So now they are sitting there, in front of a monitor displaying their video edit,and are rushing through their narration. It sounds terrible.

[@emracck]

@@daemonthorn5888average KZbin commenter getting pressed over kind words

[@jonnybarnard8578]

​@@daemonthorn5888 then go watch something else instead of writing an essay and helping him appear more through the algorithm.

[@vratti2236]

Nicee.. cant believe i saw it complete lol good job.

[@DongerDayz]

This was such a nice watch!

[@emmulah]

“Ted holiday, a former angler and Loch Ness monster” Just made me giggle. Anyway, I happen to own The Orm by F. W. Holiday, and it’s a ride.

[@nyxnoctus]

Channels like yours are the ones that inspired me to start my own. Keep up the great content!

[@Zoanfly]

Awesome to hear that man, and I took a look and ur channel seems amazing. Just keep at it keep being consistent and learning from each video and I promise u things will start looking good. If u have any questions at all I’m happy to help!!

[@nataliehartigan]

oh joyous day! another paleontology iceberg!

[@sab3re]

Lessons learned: 1. A lot of these actually make sense to some degree 2. A lot of these would make for a pretty fun movie 3. Science people hate fun (Squidward irl) 4. Science people hate religion (reddit alert)

[@NoHands27]

This is the exact length video I needed to wake up on time for school

[@MarkFridge]

This video came on from auto play while I was sleeping and gave me very weird dreams

[@bblack4]

i got to distracted watching the legos in the background

[@MikeGameOver]

Yes. 😂

[@BrynneForrest-ey8st]

❤​@@MikeGameOver

[@JDX28]

Love the long form content, but the mush-mouth mispronunciation thing detracts from it.

[@lukegreatorex5927]

trust bro im acrually really interested in the video i wish i can watch it but i cant listen to his voice for more than 10 seconds

[@yeettiti3621]

Love the long vid, very informative & well put together... definitely earned my subscription

[@danielleclark-zack864]

The Thagomizer! Gary Larson was one of the greatest contributors to society and people don't even know it... =)

[@Blue_Fire-Chibi]

This video will make a wonderful edition to my iceberg playlist

[@computerchip7439]

can't wait!

[@TheDramacist]

Some moments, the narration is so fast, I had to slow replay or risk catapulting into a 6th dimension

[@austinlee4156]

Dude, dude, dude! Mind blown and So fuckin happy n proud of u dude 😎

[@Zoanfly]

Thank you man always appreciate ur support!! I got a new pc so I finally just combined my old videos into one even tho it took a long while to export lol

[@austinlee4156]

@@Zoanfly fuck yeah!!!!

[@bobaphatt6977]

Fuck ya, falling asleep to this tonight!!! Thanks as always! Zoanfly!!!

[@cutewooper]

It’s nap time boys 😍😴

[@preydough2585]

What do you use to edit your videos and how did you learn?

[@Zoanfly]

I use Capcut, and I know someone else in the same space who uses it as well and is doing very well in their channel, so I'd suggest that since It's free and really easy to learn. The way I learned was basically playing around with things. You would probably get the hang of it after your first video. The key thing is to just upload. If you look at my first video It's much different in quality, and that's fine since you learn as you DO. Don't get too hung up on the details, learning is always mainly by doing, especially for something like youtube. I'd love to answer any more questions you got!

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

​@@Zoanfly There's actually an interesting correlation between 'just doing' and success For instance, want to know why we remember famous composers like Bach, Beethoven, Chopin, Mozart, etc? They're not any better of composers than any of their contemporaries at the time, as far as skill goes. What sets them apart is that the 4 I named produced something like 300+ musical compositions each, while their contemporaries averaged around 50 Sometimes you don't need to be better at throwing the darts accurately, you just need more darts thrown at the board to hit bullseyes

[@Zoanfly]

Damn, that was a great analogy I didn't even know that about those composers, and It really does make sense. Consistency and dedication always give real results. We can focus on the theory only so much, but if we don't apply it, It's fruitless. Thank you for putting that out there!

[@NKTVNetwork]

Good shit. Make more

[@manpreetsingh-mj9gc]

Bless up, about to listen to this and eat my food on campus

[@TheFly212]

Tier 4 is when The Jumping of The Shark truly begins lol.

[@bugtrainerpilk1007]

Convergent evolution is a topic that could make for a decent iceberg

[@SerpentineDeity]

Big Paleo. I literally loled.

[@ThePhysicalReaction]

Look where people tend to build their largest cities. Semi aquatic ape hypothesis not that far fetched, since we still do best near water.

[@forest5576]

I would love a paleo-cryptid iceberg... 😮

[@-BlackxWingz-]

I…knew this was gonna be weird but hearing that someone thinks rocks fuck is on another level.

[@grantdanze5215]

“Parasalarffus”

[@superscatboy]

I keep chickens, but if there's any chance that I could be keeping little velociraptors and eating dinosaur eggs for dinner instead, then count me in!

[@JEOVAHxRxGOD]

i hope there's a cretaceus mothman in the cryptid icebeg

[@jedstanaland2897]

There is stuff that the Smithsonian did hide by technicality. It was more along the lines of simply not on public display. The next part is that pterodactyls were warm blooded but not the same way that you or I are.

[@yourboy456]

didn’t like the legos in the background look like a middle school project

[@nodishtoodeep3053]

Kind of interesting that new age spiritualism and nazi spiritualism are “cousin” beliefs. Madame Blavlaski mentored Steiner who went on to found several esoteric school around Austria and Germany

[@ChadDidNothingWrong]

Thing is, there are SO many molecules in a toy dinosaur. It only needs to be ~0.0000001% for every toy in earth to contain "dinosaur matter". ...so while they arent "made of" dinosaurs, they certainly all contain dinosaur. Its a similar concept to how we have all breathed air from Bono's farts. (and yes I am upset about that).

[@anthonyjanney6022]

It does make a round or egg-shaped so they say I don't think it's totally move things around now look how it worksThere your think?

[@4limbquinn]

I love iceberg

[@lordmangurrian8487]

In fact, birds are dinosaurs.

[@jeremysmith4620]

@1:34:22 Pictured center, the first evidence of ancient salamander salad tossing

[@Shinypokemon77]

I mean I can see where the triceratops theory comes from. But I can also see where the other theory comes from

[@HopefulBlue]

4:13 this is young earth creationism

[@failyr]

The amount of words bro just doesn’t know 😂 it’s like listening to someone read aloud a passage in a book they haven’t been paying attention to.

[@funkunko]

is this all you have to say? just stop watching, you’ve commented this already

[@Derk_Mage]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@funkunkoIs this all you have to say? just stop reading, you already hated his comment. (If you did not know, I am mocking you.)

[@sushidog5312]

@@Derk_Magethis was cringe

[@user-mp8ff6mv3p]

So whats older than dinosaurs that we have a sample of to carbon date? Anyone ever thought of that? Like what exactly do they have that is so much older that they can use to reference other samples?

[@nicolebuettner2357]

Carbon dating is based on the life of carbon which can only be accurately dated till 50,000 years. To date older fossils they find spots relatively close and date based on other elements life time like uranium-238, uranium-235 and potassium-40. Then they use relative aging of the layers to estimate how old the fossils are.

[@GrifoStelle]

The first one is flat out lies. My dinosaurs are made of dinosaurs. Idgaf *how much* dinosaur is in there my t rex is a rerun, sentient, wildly confused and mildly offended. How dare. S/

[@Charles-ct3bl]

my autistic ass whose been obsessed with paleontology for 11 years is so excited

[@foxbosmit521]

Just about to lay down, nice one

[@ricekrispies1926]

I like the thought of some dude into dinosaurs was sitting there 🤔 and thought “ayoo how tf did some of these spikey ass dinosaurs fuck🧐🧐 ”

[@aaaronmiller100]

lol the oort cloud is hardly "hypothetical". nemisis is tho. lol did you proofread this or just crib it from ai?

[@justplainpsychotic]

Like the channel but seeing some big quality issues. Mispronunciations are too frequent and it feels like there's a lack of basic understanding of subjects spoken on (at times, not throughout). Ex. Moe-kaylay Mm-Bem-bay* Ex. "Just like the Loch Ness monster and Nessie." There's two monsters in loch ness now? Lol what's the other one called? 😂 I'm not trying to seem mean, just some feedback, I do like the channel. Keep up the effort 👍 it feels rare to see real effort put into content lately.

[@BobaBushido]

Make your own paleo videos and show us how it's done

[@justplainpsychotic]

@@BobaBushido Only if you start a channel dedicated to posting well-educated and highly funded meta content about the nutritional and economic value of chic peas. Then I will. I'm giving the op some constructive criticism in hopes that he will be able to improve the quality of his content over time seeing as how I like the channel and the content. I guess that's my bad if somehow that hurt YOUR feelings.

[@BobaBushido]

@@justplainpsychotic you seem like the one with hurt feelings 😂 what expertise do you have

[@justplainpsychotic]

@@BobaBushido Building houses. Carpentry. Tile. Trim. Windows. Doors. Hardwood flooring. Paint. Cabinets. Custom showers. Decks. Additions. But not roofing. I don't do heights.

[@BobaBushido]

@@justplainpsychotic and none of that has to do with content creation. You really are dense

[@hugeburger]

43:56 i believe what we’re seeing here is an early relative to the squid / octopus the resemblance is uncanny it isnt too hard to imagine that claw beak looking appendage slowly retracting over time through evolution eventually coming to place where squid and octopus mouths are today

[@cloverfieldmonster7599]

[@marcopohl4875]

what *didn't* kill the dinosaurs?

[@wisdomdude2701]

1:13:59 you said that backwards

[@Articulo-Mortis]

RYCKING LOVE YOUUUU

[@Overlord99762]

2:06:01 DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

[@plompedu]

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!

[@i.hate.swedish.ISRAELUBERALLES]

HELLL YEAH HES OUT OF THE CRYPTID PHASE

[@Zoanfly]

Nahh wait I got like 8 more cryptid topics to cover still 😂 but like this is just a complication of old vids ngl, I’m gonna upload a new cryptid one tomorrow. I’m still tryna figure out what phase to get into next

[@i.hate.swedish.ISRAELUBERALLES]

@@Zoanfly We all know you are a cryptid yourself

[@GotTheBestLigma]

​@@Zoanflydo strange and unexplained events

[@GrifoStelle]

1:22:00 bookmark

[@GrifoStelle]

O.o

[@recentlycloneddodo9020]

Maybe when you reach 5K subs, you should play the Lego Jurassic Park games.

[@austinlee4156]

don't forget to SMASH that like button, comment and subscribe!!!!

[@dorogy4586]

Distracting ahh background

[@joshturner1334]

Animals get bigger cuz the bigger you are the less things can eat you

[@WizzleTeats69]

Just thought I should add, creationism doesn’t necessarily mean that the earth was created with everything only a few thousand years ago or that evolution is false, it only means that a God or higher power brought the universe into existence. I’m a Christian who believes in evolution and adheres to current scientific ideas.

[@vikingskuld]

Evolution doesn't have any proof and you can't show it. Ira a joke a load of crap. Your wishes are nothing but confusion. There is no proof of common ancestry, you have soft tissue in fossilfrom 65 to 500 million years old, which is impossible and there is NO MECHANISM FOR IT. Just like there is no mechanism for an organism to gain new never before seen information. So macro evolution is a lie. What u basically said was your full of crap but to scared to admit it. Best of luck with that.

[@Askorpina]

😊

[@IsrealB-ok9hh]

One of us! One of us! One of-urgagggghhhckckckershloptktk

[@cdogthehedgehog6923]

Youre a hypocritical christain you mean. So a normal christain. Distinction unneeded.

[@ultono4398]

Thank you for this I see and hear young earth creationism commonly associated or mixed up as creationism when it's not the case

[@The.Nasty.]

Brother you mispronounce an incredible amount of words, I’m only 10 minutes deep…

[@user-np9du4pg8q]

If you get the chance zoanfly can you do a beach iceberg

[@billwaterson9492]

All these comments critical of your 4 hour video. And not one video attempt on any of their profiles. Theres some good ones in here, good shit man.

[@daemonthorn5888]

3:11:24 The word is, CAUSALITY. NOT "casualty"... c'mon now!

[@Will-CommieKiller]

in the beginning this wasnt bad at all it was comical and informational but then you got whacky bro we know and have known for years that most if not all dinos were infact giant birds hollow bones bone density and feathers found rarely but found please stop either lying or do more research. all together it really wasnt bad aside from the whack shit about dinosaurs

[@callmekensei2799]

good work

[@user-pi7gc4wg8k]

It's interesting that creationism is discounted, yet the simulation theory has been rising lately.

[@ParGellen]

Sorry but "interpretated" is not a word.

[@DasAntiNaziBroetchen]

You sound like you couldn't care less about this topic.

[@moviestargf]

just subscribed 🤍 thanks for the video!

[@daemonthorn5888]

No offense,but you constantly mispronounced even common words. And you have a tendency to mumble and "garble" your words. You run multiple words together in a way that makes it difficult to discern what you're saying. Multiple times,while watching your video, I thought to myself, "WTF did you just say?". I'm not trying to be mean,or ridicule you. I'm trying to offer some constructive criticism. If you're going to do public speaking, or narration, you have to practice speaking concisely and clearly. You sound like you are rushing through your narration. And it makes it very hard to understand you.

[@Zoanfly]

Fair enough, these are compilations of older videos I made when I was starting out. Narration for me has been something I started right when I started KZbin so it’s been a journey of learning from my mistakes and working on my pronunciation. As a new viewer I can see how it’s off putting so I apologize for that

[@justinhill3282]

V

[@clemmiedales9764]

Promo`SM ☀️

[@user-np9du4pg8q]

Sewer cryptid iceberg beach iceberg skatepark ice park can you do my mums car iceberg I feel these guy can make a iceberg video on a ant

[@RetroBacon1]

This was so hard to watch with how badly you said every word

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

Bookmark 2:49:11

[@annemarieforsyth2457]

Omfg, slow down when you speak, please!

[@CurtisC685]

The fact that the hyper-carnivore thing is up for debate is insane. I swear most of these archaeologists lack any common sense. What the fuck else would they even be able to eat during an ice age? Lmao, just think about it.

[@mshah8050]

WHAT THE F!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE CORRECTLY "THE"!??? WTFWTFWTF

[@babidolltv]

I liked the video but the annunciation of your words was so bad I had to turn it off.. it’s like listening to someone read a paragraph in class as fast as possible to get it over with ..

[@images9536]

Why does this make me wanna draw a plus sized tricerotops furry oc?

[@tollutollu]

you really bit off more you can chew with this video when it comes to stuff within your ability to pronounce accurately

[@BingBongFairy]

Creationists really are just cultists.

[@devekut2]

3.5 hours of this horrid accent? Nope.

[@northerninfidelable]

Skeptical in-ka Jesus you can't pronunce easy words