The Weirdest Minecraft Wikis

[@TheFunlandTeam]

Alternate title: gerg discovers the minecraft community

[@pixelatedcrusader8107]

facts are being spoken right here

[@JoeStinker-ip9mr]

I love minceraft community they are such normal humans

[@burner555]

@@JoeStinker-ip9mr "normal" "humans"

[@AnIdioticMoron]

“snamuh” “lamron”

[@thevalarauka101]

yay I am a human

[@SuperOriginal]

Plot twist: Gerg has gone fully insane and made all of these wikis himself, (using many alt accounts) and is now making a video to advertise his own projects

[@thevalarauka101]

nice story but no lol

[@topcatfan]

​@@thevalarauka101ok Mr obvious p

[@WeirdWimp]

@@thevalarauka101 its a joke

[@HK-pq7pe]

it's majestyself, actually 🤓

[@Not_Gerard_Way]

​@@thevalarauka101 That sounds exactly like what a Gerg alt account would say!

[@plesbeans7440]

The funniest part about the “minecraft SCP wiki” is the fact that the official SCP wiki has tags and categories for SCPs which must be Contained within the videogame of Minecraft If these poor kids had just mined a little deeper, they would have found the diamonds.

[@Pihsrosnec]

excuse me what? and I tough oscar the grouch was the most weirdly pop culture reliant SCP

[@BellaIsRatherTired]

I don't think it's necessarily wrong to make branches and spin-offs of the SCP Foundation using the medium of another wiki. Isn't the point of the SCP Foundation to be a collaborative speculative fiction? That doesn't necessarily involve joining the actual site, does it?

[@Pihsrosnec]

@@BellaIsRatherTired they didn't say it was wrong, they said it was funny

[@BellaIsRatherTired]

@@Pihsrosnec My apologies if I understood the implications wrong, but it appears the original poster is saying that the creators of the "Minecraft SCP Wiki" never bothered looking into the pre-existing Minecraft content on the SCP wiki before creating a wiki of their own. Is the funny part of the joke supposed to be that 'these poor kids' should've posted their content on the SCP Wiki instead of creating their own? Or is the funny part of the joke supposed to be the assumption that 'these poor kids' wouldn't have created the 'Minecraft SCP Wiki' if they knew there were already tags for Minecraft on the official SCP Wiki? I'm afraid I'm rather stupid, so I may need someone to explain the joke to me in order for it to make sense.

[@blastlightstar]

discussion aside, i didn't know this and will be looking into it immediately so thanks

[@Kulkogo]

Someone should try to make all of this in a single mod

[@darks_gene707]

maybe one mod for every version and all of the mods are compatible with each other

[@thevalarauka101]

I once tried to make an MSCP mod but it didn't go well since I'm pretty bad at modding

[@PParsa]

That would be a cruel and unusual punishment

[@SticKinGamma]

fingees status

[@thefriendlyallay]

new torture method: forced to work on that mod

[@SomeRandomGerman]

prerecorded minecraft live, guess its a minecraft premiere

[@skystrike8955]

Its probably from the highlights which are always prerecorded

[@skywanderer]

@@skystrike8955 But you do highlights after the stream happened. So it is pre-recorded

[@skystrike8955]

@@skywanderer i dont even know what point i was trying to make

[@Americanbadashh]

Live albums have been doing this since like the 70s

[@MattTOB618]

If they tried to do it live, they'd be forced to sift through a constant flood of "L"s and trolls, just to try and find _anything_ to interact with.

[@randomperson21983]

fixed the wiki (the pronouns are now correct)

[@BananaWasTaken]

Thank you for your service.

[@NoxLumen7]

Whew, really dodged a bullet there.

[@octocrab]

this got reverted by a wiki moderator for "counter-productive edit warring" (despite only being 1 edit)

[@MaximusUnder]

@@octocrab common fandom L

[@rexlovesminecraft]

Gerg shall form a new world order 😂

[@Random_and_Things]

And so…gerg’s insanity continues

[@JoeStinker-ip9mr]

He is no longer a functional member of society poor guy is talking to himself about “Minecraft wiki pages” We all know Minecraft isn’t real

[@SandiegoEden]

Indeed that one brain cell is working hard 😅😂

[@MaxricoQuen]

Non animated insanity

[@user-vw4xp5nt9f]

7:44 ITS JUST MINECRAFT STORY MODE PICTURES???

[@tssoffcial]

ik bro why is romeo there

[@blood-water]

@@tssoffcial hes the scp in question 'pparently. note "former deity" and the fact hes reffered to as the admin, amoung other info

[@tssoffcial]

@@blood-water Huh idk why they put that

[@kenzieschannel3106]

7:36 I don't want to be 'that guy' but you do know that's Soron from Minecraft Story Mode, right? and also, at 7:46, 'PoI-401 is the Admin, the main antagonist of Minecraft Story Mode season 2 Edit: *Soren (I misremembered how it was spelled)

[@gameyfirebro9645]

Yep

[@epicgeometro]

Why don't you write your own wiki article about that then? It's a joke please don't be angy

[@untextured4240]

*soren

[@thevalarauka101]

lol yeah misterfrown is a big geek for both story mode and dungeons, hence why all his dark side of the moon stuff is full of references (the arch-illager is also a PoI)

[@Pie_Romancer]

​@@epicgeometroGRRR! IM ANGY!

[@xrapidfirex1695]

Alternate title: gerg make fun of kids for 11 minutes and 22 seconds

[@jaborbis]

holy based

[@alternativebeel852]

Well, and three reddit mods.

[@totalgoober]

6:42 well, Steve does love miners after all

[@jamesmeek3442]

Lore accurate minecraft movie

[@atsizbalik]

@jamesmeek3442 I... AM DREAM

[@Risktree]

Bro how do you not know about 1.41

[@Duffymuffy]

Or 1.38 😭🙏

[@defintlynoob4263]

im suprised he didnt know about everyone's favourite, 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521, the jenny update

[@deadmemes21]

y'all are sleeping on 1.52.37

[@sir_supod]

​@@deadmemes21bro, that update is 100 years old, now we getting 9.98.9

[@3_characteristics]

​@@sir_supod bro, wake up. its year 19037 now

[@Jackisacoolperson]

Greg is the type of person to claim he is insane when he is indeed, insane.

[@Zalan0710]

I can't wait for 120 year old me to to remember watching this video about made up minecraft updates on my death bed and laugh at how none of that became real while the doctor who's job is to keep me alive questions why didn't he/she pulled the machines out of the power outlet to stop me from saying stupid shit like "fortnite balls" and "skibidi sigma alpha male gaming" and making an end to the utterly ridicolous stuff humanity came up with due to the internet

[@Rogue_Storm]

Hey, at least you were alive to see the space update!

[@DanielGrech-n9j]

I like that Mojang doubled downed on the leak rather than trying to hide their mistake.

[@MBHpower1]

STEVE I DON'T THINK THATS WHAT THEY MEAN BY MINOR (check 6:32 for context)

[@gregorius9251]

Still better than a minecraft movie

[@enigmaticcube8143]

​@@gregorius9251 no, just no

[@iiDTC]

​@@gregorius9251No, no

[@randomperson21983]

I fell into this rabbit hole as a kid... and fully believed these updates were actually going to come out.

[@mashhud3290]

usually i like horror stuff, but what the absolute hell is 8:09

[@greatone6196]

It's horrorble

[@Ranamo_]

It's terrifable

[@PancakebatterLuigi]

the microwave goat from goat simulator mmo

[@qualitytimewithted5160]

@@PancakebatterLuigigoated reference

[@mateuszszulecki5206]

amongus

[@cansytgames6957]

11:12 aww, gerg! we're so proud of you for coming out as a Monarch! 😊

[@MarvelousButter]

cute pfp fren! :D

[@cansytgames6957]

@@MarvelousButter aw thanks :]

[@whamikaze]

Fanon is a pun on "Canon" and "Fan-made", and it is dedicated to making a bunch of concepts that might never make it to Minecraft, but are still fun pipe dreams to think about. I'm part of the Prodigy Fanon Wiki, which doesn't contain much fanon and instead really dark and suprisingly well-written roleplays and fanfictions about a mathematics game...

[@BinglesP]

I recently made an article for my EEnE AU fanwork on the Ed Edd n' Eddy Fanon Wiki, which is a wiki notable for having a category for "Nindento Ds games"

[@user-vw4xp5nt9f]

if i'm thinking of the same game, i don't think they are as dark or well-written as you currently think they are

[@whamikaze]

@@user-vw4xp5nt9f oh BELIEVE ME the return of the wardens is VERY DARK

[@Jackisacoolperson]

Greg is like a revived technoblade but he is a British sociopath.

[@allanorme2093]

He's Techno's evil twin that he's been hiding in his basement for years.

[@RiceFarmer9]

ah yes 'greg'

[@The_Thunderous_Gecko]

Who's Greg I only know a Gerg. Unless you're talking about greg.jar

[@Jackisacoolperson]

​@@The_Thunderous_Gecko fixed it

[@Jackisacoolperson]

Nah greg is better

[@AVeryNervousWreck]

0:18 VIOLENCE /// THIRD NO SOUND, NO MEMORY

[@lol_una]

F E E D I T

[@Pars3ly]

ULTRAKILL REFERENCE, WOOOOHOOOOOO

[@tanyagancheva9198]

Suffering leaves suffering leaves

[@FinalGlitch462]

Been waiting for this

[@VantaroGaming]

r/suddenlyultrakill

[@Londel3real]

0:32 every analog horror ever

[@typicalgentleman]

The thing is, the new mob and biome definitely feel like Minecraft to me. As long is it isn't another passive mob that drops nothing, I'm all for it.

[@enderkatze6129]

The PirateSoftware shade is insane, i need to know more, cus i've never heard anyone badmouth him before

[@jaborbis]

I mean, he seems ight, don’t know what he’s yabbling about

[@Chris_Cross]

And the caption he added doesn't make sense. "Audio equalising"?? That's not anything related to your voice changing

[@trulynotsimon]

He's also thrown shade at Jaron and CookieGod. And it's not like he hates em.

[@corgihero259]

this comment has aged well, huh?

[@enderkatze6129]

@corgihero259 i wouldn't know, i don't Know the drama

[@CaptainSwagger2.0]

7:39 he doesn’t know who Soren is 😔

[@SpaceVultureV]

He's not a true minecrafter

[@AvogodosCorner]

8:53 Is he having conversations with himself in the comments?? I think he's definitely crazy

[@Chris_Cross]

No that's someone seeking permission to use the Shadow Sword in a mod, then realising the wiki is dead and no one will answer. You can just read the comment yourself to find out...

[@AvogodosCorner]

@@Chris_Cross Oh, you're right. still though

[@thevalarauka101]

somewhat surprised to see the MSCP wiki appearing here, I am (or was) one of the main members, and yes Frown has a tendency to write enormous things with lots of lore - he now writes mainly for the actual SCP wiki instead. you should all go check it out, it's not full of children like the rest also when you made that comment about the huge block of rules on the front of the MCCW, calling it a "war memorial"... you're not wrong. I've only really been on there since around 2020 when it was stagnating - I'm an admin now, you'd think I ought to be active lol - but I gather that back in the day the whole thing was run by just children and there were a LOT of stupid wars

[@purecookie]

It's HR aaaaahhhhh!!! 😂

[@7SetTin]

"as a child i yearned for the miners" - steve, probably

[@margaretmatabane3445]

5:56 This ain't a sandbox anymore ,kid is killing me

[@AidanBueling]

You should do a part two, there is SO much more out there. The Minecraft Ideas Wiki actually does exist and it's... interesting.

[@Zendude.14]

I love it when gerg sits down and is ready to complain about anything

[@greninjagreen_11]

Greg, you've stumbled upon one of the internet's many fanfiction circlejerks

[@-Ano-Ano-]

the piratesoftware flaming out of nowhere was kino. #loveformaldavius

[@_gerg]

3 months ago, I was ahead of the curve

[@enderkatze6129]

Just some folks having a loooooot of fun

[@rubylikessonic2]

1:56 people are gonna come back 13 years from now and be like "erm actually, it is 2037"

[@_________________________nikki]

YES

[@andrewnaaden6542]

Okay then, your MAJESTY!

[@plushie_kingreal]

11:12 not gonna lie I thought he was gonna say your mom!

[@dr.bananagamez8594]

He’s British. He would say your mum.

[@rowanstree8499]

1:39 aka a wiki dedicated to stupid ideas and ones completely impossible to finish in their like 5 months time spans

[@iamthepizzaeater7906]

Year, now.

[@rowanstree8499]

@@iamthepizzaeater7906 ???

[@Charliehorse0]

@@rowanstree8499he’s saying Minecraft updates take a year now, not five months like they previously did

[@MahNamJeff]

0:46 you overestimate the intelligence of tiktok users, this guy is likely pointing out that the video was not recorded in Minecraft.

[@NighTerror]

8:12 Crying with fear ❌ Crying with laughter ✅

[@gleamingcolt]

6:20 yes, let’s bring in the journalists to direct the Minecraft movie. 😂

[@Londel3real]

7:36 Thats that one guy from minecraft story mode XDDD

[@Ferrous92]

Alternate title: Welcome to the deepest darkest depths of the internet

[@AvogodosCorner]

6:25 Steve the Miner and Alex the Minor ...right

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

The funniest part of the MSCP wiki is that there is *actually* an SCP that is comtained in a constantly running minecraft server. Like a real, main-site, 100% serious SCP. Which means the MSCP Wiki isn't even doing anything weird, so you can totally consider it canon under SCP's multi-canon narrative. Thats not a joke, or an over-extrapolation of the open-branched nature of SCP, its just. Is.

[@ΔΗΜΗΤΡΗΣΑΝΔΡΕΟΥ-ζ4ρ]

6:34 Hey Steve I heard you like em young

[@tyrekebonaparte]

"no no no. you don't understand. I was just here for a cupcake"

[@i_draw_sometimes608]

you betta not ever go to cell block 1

[@Dinotymek]

I did not expect thor here

[@ChowdiusPupperMemusII]

I love looking at different people's takes on popular updates on the fanon wiki

[@Abandnd_Gaming]

Little explanation about MSCP: It started as a page at the mccp Fandom, but we wanted to move over to wikidot for more freedom, bla, bla, bla, and it isn't supposed to be scary and stuff, as scp is also not meant to be scary... Short explanation: mscp is not supposed to be horror

[@josiahmitchell2669]

thank you for another amazing video Your Majesty

[@Mekko4dev]

Evil minecraft wiki

[@GreySplash0]

Alternative title : An old grumpy, mad and (probably insane) complain about Minecraft stuff

[@solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad]

I remember stumbling onto this site years ago. Memories.

[@shedexxx7891]

9:21 BRUH I SAW MY OWN NAME LMAO I WROTE THAT ARTICLE LIKE 10 YEARS AGO

[@Madfish77]

3:51 they finally found motivation to sit at a desk for more than 5 minutes

[@Zalan0710]

Mfs literally use the power output of nuclear reactors for this

[@sachiel215]

Me as a grandpa: "Back in my day, there were only minecraft 4.0!" My grandson: "ok boomer"

[@MelvinUsesMicrowaves]

I found out about the fannon wiki while browsing the older minecraft wiki under the hype of the Nether update. This entire thing has been around for years constantly adding new fanfic updates.

[@SkyeTheSapphicWizard]

When it comes to the majesty's insanity, it can be disturbing

[@matmuirimu-q3x]

good to see gerg was able to jump the gap from shorts to long videos most arent able to do that

[@creeptrap3104]

Fanon wikis are actually a pretty common things with fandoms, basically conceptualising what their characters/ideas would be in that media I don't remember there being PvZ/Deltarune versions of the SCP foundation that used spinoff characters for images Which in then of itself has a chinese version with spooky microwave specimen with legs

[@NeilShavit]

Gerg wanting to be referred to as (your/majesty) unintentionally caused an edit war lol.

[@EllisTheOdd]

"Steve no! She's a miner!"

[@real_critical]

9:06 phoenixsc if he snorted 1 kg of pure columbian

[@HistorywithaHungaryBall]

Gerg publicly shaming the creators of the wiki

[@DeeCeeHaich]

4:42 did they just refer to herobrine the same way one would to a certain austrian painter???

[@LiIGremlin]

they sure did

[@UniversesUnited]

6:25 imagine the voice actor of SONIC THE HEDGEHOG playing as Steve

[@iAtePotatoChips]

8:10 No gerg, i just got over 10 hours of sleep for the first time in years

[@bedibled]

7:05 this is by far my favourite wiki EVER. I still distinctly remember telling all my friends about the absolutely goated story "the nipple monster" I read on it Yes this is serious

[@thedomainofsealteamaqua]

Glad your uploading more frequently :D

[@skaterduck2389]

So it's basically a Bloodborne update

[@1987nightrap]

Well now you made it sound cool

[@matejcvetkovski2837]

Dont get your hopes up

[@Funt_Bunkledorf]

If only

[@sorat5000]

5:15 Cupa my beloved

[@Petiscorei]

Bro found the minecraft Omniverse

[@godwin972]

Me with my fanfic of another Undertale fanfic: “hmmm very interesting! aren’t fandoms just the kookiest thing!”

[@solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad]

6:21 The always sunny guy was actually originally going to direct it

[@DaRedGuy7]

The Lava Demon texture is pretty underrated ngl

[@SilverSabertooth]

gerg ur intro is so satisfying and short and sweet and I love replaying it thought u should know that

[@TaratheTigerShark]

im gonna be real. the rise of herobrine is actually a real book series

[@rosethemaidkitty3079]

crazy how gerg did this insane thing, like, your did this all by majestyself, truly a miracle that we must all comemorate majesty on, i mean, your took majest time and effort into making this and your made a brilliant video out of it

[@abyssandlost_0]

What if all of these wikis werent real and gerg just forgot to intake his daily dose of 9kh of methamphetamine 🤔

[@cealsfordays]

for a second i thought the ending was gonna be the most convoluted coming out video i’d ever seen

[@furballllllll7009]

This wiki really frustrates me bc when I'm trying to find out news on recent snapshots, this often pops up talking about fake features of a fake snapshot of a fake update

[@neoqwerty]

Okay, I can fix that (yes, I'm serious). What you're gonna need as an extension: - Tampermonkey/Greasemonkey/other userscript extensions, and then you're gonna need to find the "Google Hit Hider" userscript on Greasy Fork, by Jefferson Scher. To use, you just click on the new block button in your supported search results and choose your option. - uBlacklist. That one works the same as the Google Hit Hider userscript, you click on "block this site" in your search results, you confirm you wanna block that, it's blocked. The linked github in the description tells you where it can block results.

[@andoisgoated]

The gerg weekly videos help me so much for edging

[@StupidCat-rc]

Plz sign my petition for Gerg to be the ruler of the whole world

[@hamzamotara4304]

I stumbled on this wiki like 6 years ago, it felt like a fever dream.

[@stripeproductionsofficialreal]

8:08 that looks like the microwave from Goat Simulator MMO.

[@gmanplaysgames256]

just when I thought gerg could not get any more insane

[@CoolhALAW2]

I would so play mods of theses "updates"

[@swr.nezumi]

I have never and will never understand fanon wikis, why are you writing countless extensive and detailed articles about things that don’t and will never exist

[@axolotlfairy2473]

Its just fun! Sometimes you wanna write an idea but you don't know how to turn it into a proper story, so making it a hypothetical article helps you get around that- it's also just fun to bat ideas back and forth with friends and pretend like said project is real

[@the.duck.is.ronin.]

6:14 is undoubtedly a misspelling of Shawn Levy, who directed Stranger Things

[@peety0792]

I can’t tell if the guy that made the page for the Minecraft movie either doesn’t know what consent is or he did it for shock value

[@aquaticdoggo6653]

The fake Minecraft movie age gap makes a lot of sense when you realise how much steve is attracted to miners

[@heatshield]

“Jaarvehr redition” I’ll never get used to this

[@SirCluckety]

Bro I used to fall for these when I was in year 2

[@N1crafter]

In 13 years im going to rewatch it and chuckle to myself

[@ChickenIngot]

6:15 pretty sure it’s supposed to be Shaun Levy, who directed the deadpool movies

[@cuomostan]

As we age further, the deeper Minecraft goes into space.

[@nobledeeno]

greg sounds like a typical Netflix rich person