The weirdest soldier ive known

[@christopherchaos]

Originally i was going to tell a story about the worst soldier I've ever known but really it became more like the weirdest soldier ive ever known. Hope you enjoy!

[@SwissArmyDud]

Tell us that one for the next time!

[@kelvindiji5424]

Christopher Chaos can you please do a video of the Mos 91D

[@warlord562]

@Stabbin' Joe Scarborough snitch

[@aidsskrillex5355]

4:30 my first funeral detail for the music we placed a boom box behind a bench, so stupid!

[@aidsskrillex5355]

You never met Truex 😆 🤣

[@chrisnewland2981]

Timothy McVeigh and terry mcnichols we're 4 cycles ahead of me at ft Benning in 1988 . 200 yards away . The would top the list

[@jameskonzek8892]

Twice I referred soliders for psych evals because of weirdness.

[@chandomorales5152]

We had a kid that build a shrine to a female soldier. The said shrine was made out of panties that he had been stealing from the SPC.

[@jeffreypryor4549]

You gotta wonder how these dudes made it through basic and AIT.

[@yacobwarsame2231]

Jeffrey Pryor You’d be surprised on the horrible standards for both

[@JumpinJoe]

There were dudes like that in my dad's old unit specifically in that time frame.

[@MsRotorwings]

If he was a drug trafficker he might’ve had some decent management and/or organizational skills. If “reformed” their “skills” can actually be quite useful.

[@PiercedHeartProductions]

"He was a single soldier..." Gee, I wonder why.

[@aidsskrillex5355]

Okay, I just 😆...

[@edwardnakagawa4262]

* ODDBALLS,THEY GET RID OF, QUICK !

[@mikethemechanic7395]

I had two weird roommates during my time. My first roommate was from another unit. We became friends and after a few months he would keep the room light on till 2 am. He would watch kids cartoons and he rarely left his room. I would plead with him to use a light to read so I could sleep. No luck. One time I told him I was going to the PX. Half way down the stairs I forgot my wallet. I went into my room and the guy stands up with a noose around his head. He was jacking off to thundercats. I refused to go back to my room. I called the 1Sgt and told him what happened. My second roommate would not share anything. He would lock things up when he left his room. He never cleaned his half of the room. He was a E2. I was a E4 with 4 years. I had to talk to his squad leader to make him clean his room. The guy barely talked to me since he was not in my platoon. The guy was a rat and told my commander some things I was doing. My friends would visit and talk openly while he was there.

[@aidsskrillex5355]

What the actual... Thunder cats and a noose.. lmfao!

[@aidsskrillex5355]

MP Mike?

[@aidsskrillex5355]

Former MP Mike?

[@RichV20]

I was going to ask WHICH kids cartoons. Nevermind.

[@alastor8091]

The first guy was just tryna get his freak on, man. Why'd ya snitch?

[@Eaa-jz2wj]

You will meet some very interesting people. It's pretty cool and not always a bad thing .

[@jonbreaw6457]

Reminds me of a guy we called "Thumper" (like the rabbit). His last week in the Army: Sp4 on Mon; PFC on Tue: PV2 on Wednesday before his ETS. On Thu he walked out of our company area with his duffle bag on his back and that was it. Kind of sad.

[@aidsskrillex5355]

We had a guy who went AWOL at Hood. Ended up at Carson. He would prop the door open at the MWR and sleep there at night. Turns out he was touching little boys in Colorado Springs. He was arrested and ended up at the local prison. I ended up at Carson years later and I asked a SGT about him. Should have seen his eyes light up.

[@michaelegotti6439]

somebody accidentally put him in the wrong division when he’s suppose to be in the chapel division thing

[@ubcroel4022]

The Lord's shitbag

[@terrancewilhite9260]

I was one of the strange ones. I am schizo along with other personality disorders. If it was not for vietnam I would never have been accepted into service. After vietnam battalion decided to board me out. It took them the rest of the time until my ETS and I still was not kicked out.

[@aidsskrillex5355]

My wall locker was squared away. My roommate, not so much... clothes piled on top on piles.... I know I'm not spelling this right...

[@johnmcjunkin4613]

How did this guy ever make it through basic training then? That guy should have been reported or removed day 1 for his attitude.

[@jaymartin4543]

Yes Sir but Check this one out... We had a Guy in our Unit @ FT Stewart that spoke like 0 English... apparently He was using his Cousins Green card and Social to get in the Army.... after a few years in He was caught and let go from the Army.

[@OG-GHOST2]

most civilians as i was as to the number of absolute weirdos in the active army. I had this perception that the best of the best is who served. What i found out is due to it being an all volunteer force most guys in there are some of the weirdest sicophants i ever met in my life and i had a rowdy era before my army days. There were more weirdos in the army than anywhere i have ever been and ive been around.

[@aidsskrillex5355]

I think Funeral Detail was my first experience with how weird the Army was. I was expecting it to be totally professional. SGT handed me a boom box to play revele and retreat and told me to hide it behind a bench...

[@mikewarden57]

Had a young marine when I served in the Corps, who would light candles, put them in a circle (while he sat in the middle of the circle) and then talk to the birds that were outside in the trees, near the windows. Chaptered out, quickly.

[@aidsskrillex5355]

Chaptered out... why?

[@mikewarden57]

@@aidsskrillex5355 The Corps just believed he wasn't the type of guy they wanted in the ranks. He had been in my squad for awhile, and I had had no problems with him. He did his job with no complaints. I even wrote a support document for him, to no avail. He was weird, yes, but harmless, at least IMHO.

[@edwardnakagawa4262]

*Weirdest ! The Guy ? Who Wanted To Steal His M- 16 ! He Went to Leavenworth ! No Bull !

[@brusslee1814]

" I don't think jesus would want me to do that" LMAO best excuse EVER

[@dougtheeliminator1077]

There definitely is a big difference between bad and weird. LOL! Either that guy was undercover CID or he was severely mentally ill and was in need of professional help. I ran across some real sacks of shit during my time in the Army as well.

[@aidsskrillex5355]

I had a pissed off NCO, mentioned a certain Private, his eyes lit up, he couldn't stop laughing. He would break into the Soldier's place where you get stuff for free. Been so long I forget the name. He'd stick a rock at the door, then sneak in and spend the night

[@aidsskrillex5355]

As an MP, they don't 😆...

[@aidsskrillex5355]

0:04 AKA Shibags!

[@aidsskrillex5355]

One more thing. That really pissed me off when the Drill Sergeants accused me of not shaving when I did.

[@alexandermorgan6500]

Maybe he was paying credit at Walmart and then going to customer service right after to get a cash refund. They don't do that anymore. Too many scammers.

[@OG-GHOST2]

Should've assigned that soldier some carpentry jobs. Then see if he would claim Jesus did not want it

[@blassmaster2888]

I was on funeral detail on 9/11/2001

[@waynehowell431]

I knew a guy who tied rags around his head, trying to stop the voices he was hearing. he was completely normal before the crazies started. anyway he was discharged early went home and died. Upon autopsy, he had a mass growing inside his head pushing on his brain. I guess the moral of this story is dont judge a head by its cover.

[@warlord562]

True

[@orion8981]

Hallucinations without a family history of schizophrenia should merit an immediate MRI. At least, anywhere else in the medical world it would.

[@rumrain838]

They seriously didn't give him an mri? That's so messed up.

[@MsRotorwings]

Would the military really plant CID in the motor pool?

[@mikeg-he2el]

it's called drug-induced psychosis along with oppositional defiant disorder

[@aidsskrillex5355]

Riley, eww I was at Hood. We had a good Hawaiian place though.

[@rtexton726]

People like him gives Jesus a bad name smh .

[@aidsskrillex5355]

We had this one guy who would keep using his roommate's toilet paper. So of course that roommate locked it away. Soon after the first roommate would use the bathroom, then everytime he'd take a shower after a dump... Well a certain SGT lived off Post so asked them to use their shower after Physical Training. Said SGT noticed brown marks in the corner of the shower. Turns out since the Private couldn't use the toilet paper anymore, he'd use the shower to clean his butt. When that SGT found, obviously was pissed.

[@harveynichols9286]

We had a soldier that was extremely gothic. Of course during duty hours and in uniform he was a good soldier. I had a POV, he did not. He asked me to drive him to few funeral homes. He wanted to purchase a hearse, so he asked if the funeral home would sell him a hearse. He never had any luck in that conquest to my knowledge. I remember a name but out of respect I will keep his name silent.

[@aidsskrillex5355]

I knew a girl at Benning who wanted to take me out to the Woods to a Wiccan "party"...

[@victorpalma9595]

@@aidsskrillex5355 my guy, you should’ve of went , some wiccans have orgies.

[@austinshannon4197]

Best nfl player in history- Patrick Mahomes Worst nfl player in history- Justin Herbert.

[@billbaker2725]

My roommate at Riley was a big honcho in the ayaran nations..he was cool to me actually..but he was downright weird

[@davidtheamazing4617]

Wow, I thought I was socially awkward, but this guy is in another dimension of awkwardness. Dennis Doss was one hell of a soldier and faithful to his religion, this guy is no Dennis Doss.

[@kingravenink]

It's DESMOND

[@ajfgaming7387]

What is CID?

[@azariahisrael5632]

A dude in my barracks got caught with containers full of his own piss in his wall locker. Too lazy to get up at night and walk to the latrine i guess.. They put him out for it. I guess it was old whiskey bottles. You think at some point you'd go empty them in the toilet at night when nobody was watching. Weird shit.

[@Saanwickington]

I’m going to meps on Wednesday for my physical, wish me luck🤟🏾

[@nameinvain6]

How did it go lol?

[@Dndragon55]

How was it lol

[@constructionpros1911]

My son went to basic training 6/29/2020

[@nameinvain6]

@Joe Mama Bro you're so late it's not even funny.

[@mikethemechanic7395]

Once had a roommate who was not the norm. The guy would lock up all of his stuff. Every other roommate I had would share their video games or phone etc. The guy would barely clean the bathroom we shared. I had to complain to his squad leader about this. He only hung out with his people in his platoon. Also. The guy would keep the room light on almost all night. No consideration for when I wanted to go to bed. The guy rat me out on some things and got me in trouble. It got so bad I asked for a new roommate. Year later I found out he grew up poor and had a rough upbringing. I guess he changed and became outgrowing and had some hot European gf a few years later.

[@edwardnakagawa4262]

** A Section 8 case !

[@zeroofthebeat4658]

Sounds like there was a few screws loose with that guy.

[@sithninjacowboyranger9803]

If he had problems sweeping and doing little basic tasks. How did he make it through basic and AIT?

[@haywoodjablome7822]

So, we had a guy join our unit 3 weeks after I got there. We just so happen to have 100% UA the day he got there. It took about a week for us to get the information back that he popped hot for a bunch of things. He also gets a DUI that same week, underage. That's not even the crazy part! He proceeds to drag the mps around post (Ft Hood) on a low/medium speed chase. I think he was trying to get off post, but only knew of the main gate and you really can't get around Ft Hood at all on weekdays because of the traffic. Eventually they pinned his car down on battalion ave. Arrest him, immediately search his room. 10 bags of trash later and we have a full health and welfare because of the shit they found. Dude had been in the barracks and regular army for a week and just fucked everything up that a person can fuck up. I dunno if you're ever going to read this Pvt Haynes, but you fucked life up for lots of people who had nothing to do with you. Hell, we had daily room inspections BEFORE PT for the next year from out platoon sgt and PL.

[@BX138]

Sounds as though he just liked to make people mad at him. By wasting their time, he can make them mad without really doing anything wrong.

[@clifflong7944]

Love the examples at the beginning. Just add arrested for trespassing because I repelled from the 7th floor of a hotel to see a woman on the 4th floor.Yeah.....that was a rough weekend for me. Judge laughed and dismissed all charges.

[@edwardnakagawa4262]

*Great Soldiers, But ! Did Drugs ! Most of Em ! Sad Cases ! Some guys had Experience, knew the Job, but couldn't Handle the Stress ! Try talking About ? Being *SHORT !

[@donaldstough677]

The strangest soldier I knew when i was in was a cook. He was a computer wis but no common sense. We were in the field i am not sure if they are still used but there was something called an immersion heater used to heat water. The water was boiling he was leaning on the exhaust pipe which was red from the heat with his hand. When he realized that his hand wax burning he plunged it into the boiling water.

[@theviewer102]

Donald Stough omg

[@VrejHAI]

It's like something from 3 stooges lol

[@randomuser5443]

Weirdest solider I know My dad, he is able to be choked out for around 2 minutes, in a blood choke, and not have any noticeable effect. How, I do not know

[@zoomer5700]

He might have some strange kinks and is used to it

[@SpaceMotorist]

Can you do a video on the soldieriest weirdo you've known?

[@thudstamper7965]

Probably got a General Discharge, but should have got a Dishonorable.

[@VGMRMissCoriel]

I was the strange one in the army.. but only because I thought differently. I didn't always understand what was wanted but after a few months we all figured out how to communicate. I wasn't hated, nor did I ever do something wrong. They watched me constantly because I was wicca as if I was going to burn down a building or something. Your story is, by far, the freakiest I ever heard.

[@victorpalma9595]

Are you a woman tho? That might be why they didn’t look at you weird. I feel like they’ll look at guys who do different things or believe in different things.

[@sergeantmetalhead417]

We had a guy in basic training that jumped out the window because he didn't want to sing cadences about killing because it was against his religious beliefs. He got to the bus station an Fort Dix there was no bus so he called the Mps and got discharged as a contentious objector

[@blankpage111]

He could be reported to high authorities ( BC, BDE CO) and chaptered for personality disorder. In addituon to it he could be charged for disobeying NCO order.

[@tombob671]

Time for a blanket party for the Holy Roller

[@williamreynolds8147]

The second guy didn't seem nearly as wired as the 1st. Thanks for sharing.

[@blankpage111]

8:10 it is unlawful enlistment. It is OTH discharge

[@robsmith1474]

After watching your vids abt recruiters I talked to my recruiter and he didn’t hid anything from me and now I feel more confident with recruiter

[@garyeldart2436]

He used to much of his product and maybe LSD. Could be a nut case.

[@joshuatwyman2956]

I go to church but come in that’s no excuse to sweep

[@fernmccreary2729]

He was knocking on doors so everyone would buy excuse not to work

[@cward1954]

Sounds like he was undercover. I really do not see how the Army could have missed some criminal charges this guy had.

[@shawnzimmerman3230]

Dang I'm single because i liked to drink too much, and I thought that was the worst thing ever.

[@tobymarshall6138]

I am in army JROTC I know a person who made stuff up to get a medal for hrowisom are version of the medal of honor. He was put in supply he told me as soon as next year started he would be a suply Sargent (that doesn't happen) because of his job in supply(he was not good at it he gave a man woman's pants which was funny because the man went about a 3 and a half months before someone noticed). He didn't git the medal because of not a lot of evidence and move a week later. I heard he got in the air force jrotc and told them he was a sergeant and thay gave them their version of a E5. I do not know if all is true (this is 2 hand) but he was a liar I was told but he was wierd to he Wore a puffy women's fur Jacket and did other stuff to but that is all I can remember. To all the veterans out there thank you for your service.

[@chaseblum3311]

Even in JROTC, there has to be a documented witness

[@3milesong]

LOL. That was funny. Imagine wearing woman clothes for 3 months...

[@miken.4693]

We had a guy we named Troll. There was a belief in his levitation abilities. He had a habit of going to the strip joints to read comic books. Strange dude. We had the token Jesus freak too. We took to putting pentagrams on his room door. He didn’t like that too much. Yeah, those guys made for great stories once I got out.

[@theenzoferrari458]

Lmfao. Thanks for that.

[@andrewwright01]

All I can say is that today's Army is considerably less strict than it was back in the 1980's. When I was lower enlisted, the NCO'S I had would have given him a "Severe block of Instruction" for disobeying a direct order. Or we would have dealt with him in the barracks. Lots of "training accidents" happen out in the field! Great video Chris! RANGERS LEAD THE WAY!!

[@dougtheeliminator1077]

I concur with you! US Army 1982-1985 here.

[@andrewwright01]

@@dougtheeliminator1077 Those Vietnam War NCO'S didn't play around!! I can here my 1SGT "Then Jesus Christ better come down from Heaven and tell me that He doesn't want you to do it!!". Although I did leave out all the choice cuss words. 1985-2004 here.

[@dougtheeliminator1077]

@@andrewwright01 Definitely a different Army and a different breed of soldier in today's world.

[@andrewwright01]

@@dougtheeliminator1077 You know it Brother!! I'm glad I served when I did!

[@lepolhart3242]

I take it training accidents meant killing him..?

[@Beck17E]

How the fuck do you not pick up a cocaine trafficking charge lol. I went through a 8 month waiver process for an assault charge.

[@AgiDaKinG]

I'd be like "Here's your discharge papers, God bless."

[@lars1701again]

My daughter is in basic at Fort Leonard wood and she’s telling me about the blue falcons in her platoon.

[@Mknight30355]

I also served in the army from 2003 to 2007. I came across some very odd soldiers at Ft. Gordon. I was a cable dog and that MOS has some of the weirdest.

[@alphyy3304]

my dad was in korea for a while and he said there was a guy from florida who was the "florida man" on base. they claimed he snuck out of base, went to a zoo, and tried fighting some animal. florida man goes abroad.

[@zoomer5700]

@@alphyy3304 Florida man international

[@actg1509]

What’s up man just saw you at mall, love your vids

[@christopherchaos]

Should have said what’s up. I was getting a couple new hats.

[@commosection]

In civilian life and military life you always find go getters and lazy bastards. I knew i guy i went to AIT with and we met again at the replacement unit in Germany and so we stuck together since we were E-1's we both were typical lost newbies. Luckily we both went to the same unit on a small base on a hilltop but different Companies in the same BN. Long story short things were good for the first year then the guy changed. He became unsociable and he seemed to be stoned alot. ( Not drunk) I found out he was sniffing Boot edge dressing ( When we had black boots you would dress the edges with this stuff) I was having a good time there plus i was given a good job with secret commo shit. I tried to help him but i seen him shoplift this stuff in the px then i told myself i better not jeopardize my confidential job hanging with him. Next thing i see was a puptent out in the court yard of the BN barracks area. Found out it was my buddy's. He passed out in his barracks room sniffing edge dressing and shit got all over him and the floor so his 1st SGT said he doesn't diserve to live in the barracks. Bottom line he was kickedout. Sad story. I understand people snapping in Combat zones but not at a quiet uneventful place.

[@therider6926]

Sad, military barracks life can drive someone insane with stress because of obsessive compulsive routine bs. You where smart to stay away to protect your carrier.

[@juradomanny]

I’ve had a similar experience with a person like that myself. It’s actually kinda scary how much your description fits the person that I encountered.. I can’t recall his name though, but a very odd, eccentric, weird guy. Also into religion. Huge weirdo. We ended up kicking him out of the gym where I worked at at the time and banned him from returning. He would still come around time to time and peek through the glass doors to check if he could slip passed the front desk people. He was very manipulative and gave off serious narcissistic personality traits. I swear he must have been a psycho. Creepy weird vibes all around man.... that religion stuff is something else lol.

[@charliebachman3515]

It sounds like colonel Flagg from mash

[@Shako981]

Chris you got me laughing like crazy

[@Hyperion031]

Definitely CID

[@nephrenqayin254]

I've known a lot of Jesus freaks outside the Army that were just like you mentioned. But the weirdest soldier I've known back then in 2004 to 2007...or perhaps the craziest was one guy I met at Ft. Campbell and also went to Iraq with us who said and believed he was a vampire. Bloody Hell...looney as fuck he was.

[@SuperColonel91]

Lol!!!

[@nephrenqayin254]

@@SuperColonel91 yeah. I was cringy even before the term became popular.

[@malcolmxraw1342]

Lol dam

[@theenzoferrari458]

Um you know he could be fucking around with you.

[@Junkremoval-hvac]

I liked the story was a good one, I want to hear more.

[@johnathonbrent2242]

Hey Christopher this is Jonathan I've got a story from Iwo Jima 1945 I bet I heard from one of the veterans anyways it starts out with these two marines going back to a CB Camp to pick up some composition B and 2 by 4 and duct tape anyways they were heading back to the front lines when a tank pulled up and ask him what all that stuff was for and they said well that's one grenade that the Japanese can't throw back I'll keep in mind this was a second hand story that I heard from one of the veterans that served on Iwo Jima during the time of them raising the flag on Mount suribachi

[@matthewsuehiro6423]

Hey man any way you can do a video on 68y eye specialist. I currently am an ophthalmology tech and very interested in the mos.

[@necromanteerrante8095]

Maybe he was lazy

[@lars1701again]

The measurement at the mall he probably just wanted the details for another situation

[@anthonyp.3909]

Yay a new upload!!! Keep it up Mr. Chaos

[@billhall9070]

As a former CID agent, we never did this.

[@perinmolitor2312]

That's what you want then to believe.

[@theenzoferrari458]

*CIA! cease and desist otherwise you will be subject to Guantanamo bay rules*

[@OmgWydStepBro]

Ya we'll never know til you bust someone

[@benjaminwilliams3568]

1st of all Jesus Christ for those that do not know grew up a carpenter. Sweeping the floor was an everyday task. I would not have had any trouble as an nco when I was active. To insure this person did as asked to do. With a comment like that I would have come back with biblical Scripture to offset that "WWDJ" comment. Yes people there are a lot of NCO's that are deeply religious and in leadership roles

[@johnstockton4567]

this individual x200000

[@jammer3618]

So Chris, I have heard it said and would NEVER engage in such a vile act myself, but in the Vietnam days if an enlisted soldier's behavior created a serious enough risk for his fellows, he would be permanently dealt with. Fragging, but for enlisted shit bags instead of officers.

[@jimmieburleigh9549]

What's the deal with the socks it's not like you can see?

[@wherecar54]

Yeah...great story, surprised they didn’t discharge him sooner. I have a LOT of interesting stories too. He probably received a general discharge under less than honorable conditions. I’ll sometime give a few bizarre stories...one day.

[@sithninjacowboyranger9803]

With those religious excuses and things, how come the Chaplin wasn't notified to do research on the religion. In my unit a guy was wearing a wrist band. An NCO told him to take it off and refused to. He said it is his religion. The NCO told the Chaplin. The Chaplin did research and nothing on religion. He then told the 1sg about the situation

[@oldreliable40]

when i was in bac inda day we had some "dud" troops! but somehow they could" fall down a flight of stairs" and git an "attitude adjustment!!

[@dangerzone8061]

Whats cid

[@addiedevon579]

Criminal Investigation Division

[@Hot_Karl94]

Midsommar?

[@masonbourbonnais3601]

Green weenie stories please

[@zakariyamarden9198]

Wow.. this guy was weird and funny 😆 😆

[@jaymartin4543]

WE Had a Dude that He will be ok one minute then He would just FREEZE!!! stare at nothing for hours...he finally was Kick out!!!

[@joshreza8055]

Lol! What!?! You’re gonna have to hit me up sometime man! I remember the undercover dude! Lol!

[@christopherchaos]

I was wondering if you or maybe big rob would see this and know who I’m talking about. Lol.

[@joshreza8055]

I didn’t know some of that crazy stuff, can’t recall the dudes name either to be honest. I remember all the talking about undercover CID though..lol!

[@cespinosa53]

I got one that I always talk about. To my friends I think he had a silver spoon can't even getting out of the army. Early can you post it we ended tumbling and fighting. There's some more but that's the only one, in my mind a lot🤙🇺🇸🤠