Which Cryptid is the most kissable??

[@laurenl1088]

Dan: *makes practical arguments* Arin: “yeah, but imagine if they were different and better”

[@BerriBerriLunchbox]

Arin represents the entirety of cryptid lovers "But mothman soft and warm would kiss anyway"

[@deraile]

Dan: tries to figure which cryptid is the most kissable Arin: tries to rationalize kissing each cryptid / makes them kissable regardless

[@Knight-Bishop]

@@deraile Arin is the real-life protagonist from Sucker For Love. Lol

[@Royal__Kitsune]

Arin would put them all in S and minimum B.

[@Jacquelinsane]

And sometimes argues that they're worse than they are.

[@justinford5133]

Arin being in the Kitsune picture was so great

[@thomasdalrymple2277]

Kiss-une

[@SoundFX626]

6:04

[@mediocreandworse59]

Their playthrough of Sakura Spirit was prophesied

[@Jayfive276]

If I remember my Edo period art history correctly, he is saying “私はビデオゲームの少年です、私は勝つ人です!”

[@kaizoaudio1798]

I feel like everyone watching was like “holy shit, that’s Arin.”

[@SkilesHasFun]

Arin when centaurs come up: "We're just talking about kisses here." Arin, moments earlier: *comes up with an entire hard-to-get scenario with Bigfoot*

[@Yiey20]

Medusa being S tier is just a good reminder that anybody who looks her in the eye is rock hard immediately

[@mikeyday6697]

Not in the good way

[@ethanhudkins1580]

According to Greek mythos, Medusa doesn't have eyes that leave you petrified, she's just super ugly

[@mightytoaster9827]

​​@@ethanhudkins1580Do you view her curse as intended as punishment or protection following the temple incident? I've heard it both ways but always love a new take

[@doctorhidrowmortaparazone9022]

Dan: We need to define what a kiss is before we start this list. Arin: WHAT IF SHE SOUNDED YOU? Dan: *breath* Arin, please.

[@alexandervaucrosson7841]

I'm practically 30 and I have no idea "Sounded" means in this context. Lol 😆 🤣

[@LucindaAzul]

@@alexandervaucrosson7841 do you really want to know? You’d probably be happier not knowing.

[@inkygloves5197]

@@alexandervaucrosson7841 I looked it up. It's bad for you. Don't do it. Actually sounds super painful.

[@alexandervaucrosson7841]

Thank you all for your concern 🙏 I shall choose to remain blissfully ignorant to this. XD

[@cabanvillanueva]

​@@alexandervaucrosson7841 don't look it up. Keep that idea out of your mind

[@themagicalcat6828]

This episode is just “Danny’s Furriness faces off against Arin’s insane fantasies.”

[@Drknsl0]

you could tell me that was the real title of a video and I wouldn't even second guess it

[@ojm0317]

“Octopus beak… H’okay” I love how you can hear Arin’s entire argument up to that point shatter in one word.

[@dillydilly1487]

Cant wait for that "Arin is a 3000 year old kiss wizard" fanfiction

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

That's just cannon

[@animeflute3]

Kisszard....

[@derekdomike6278]

He's on a holy quest to kiss all the monsters.

[@Kinfure]

Kiss wizard is my next dnd class now thank you

[@voidbreather7405]

@@Kinfure So a wizard bard?

[@bahamut_the_warrior]

Dan: *rational argument based on the physical biology of the creature* Arin: “yes, but, (insert fanfiction scenario)”

[@lunarazure9969]

As someone who enjoys japanese folklore, the kitsune section had me smacking my face against my desk so hard. They're yokai (japanese demons) who are literally known for transforming into incredibly beautiful women that seduce people. Plenty of stories talk about men marrying a woman, living a long life together and even having kids only to discover they were actually kitsune in disguise decades into the relationship. Other legends talk about how kitsune would seduce rulers and literally ruined kingdoms because said kings were so obsessed with them. And you're telling me they aren't S class kissers?

[@ElecrtricBlue]

Glad I wasn't the only one dying there!

[@nicholasscarbrough5865]

Same I was a bit pissed.

[@nicholasscarbrough5865]

They typically transform into attractive women to seduce men and trick them so like how could they not be.

[@sufficientphrase7769]

Several of these are seduction-based demons. We're all doooooooooomed

[@KotharKorinth]

At least we mythology nerds know we're not alone in our frustrations... lol

[@lastwardenleft7895]

Bros you absolutely NEED to do a "is it a Kaiju"

[@jcace13]

Finally, time to settle that Grape Ape dispute.

[@kramman1000]

@@jcace13 We all know Dan would not have the energy for Arin's "Die on this hill" attitude towards that and give up.

[@CypressDahlia]

TIer 1: Kaiju Tier 2: Not a Kaiju

[@crocadillius6418]

Oh god not this again

[@mediocreandworse59]

A hamburger is a kaiju sandwich

[@richb6797]

8:27 Arin’s search history is killing me 🤣 “coke black cherry, one finger selfie challenge, power rangers hot toys”

[@rudyhernandez4962]

“Downward dog, Tarzan tweet, ultra ego vegeta” 😂

[@JayTohab]

I'm overwhelmed with how amazing that is.

[@requiemforameme1]

“…and _eat_ _healthy_ .”

[@pjRaging]

Pride flag, pretty girls, poop.

[@Blitzkrieger17]

Arin is the real cryptid all along...

[@reubenransomiv]

Dan: "this is a D for me because of (reasonable point)" Arin: "well for me its a S because (insert Arin's fantasy)"

[@supershadow9510]

I like how they censored the first search of sexy dragons but when he search it again at the end, it wasn’t censored 😂

[@RazielSoulshadow]

I was just searching to see if anyone else noticed that... Let's hope the KZbin mods don't lol

[@mightieful]

@@RazielSoulshadow same

[@rowan5891]

31:10 I absolutely lost it at the shakey "uHm" from Dan after they reached werewolves

[@dillydilly1487]

Every item: Dan: don't say counter point Arin : _inhales_ counter point

[@HeyLetsDoAThing]

The joy of these ranking episodes is not the quality of the final ranking but the insight it gives us into the inner machinations of Arin and Dan's minds. Stuff like the "grey aliens would evolve to have nice lips" bit are the gold this series is made of

[@peterdaley6525]

Arin; “It’s not about the aftercare.” Arin, one minute later; “I don’t think it can lay down and cuddle with you.”

[@cinnamonsaga]

that is DURING. KISS. not afterwards

[@sahirva5469]

@@cinnamonsaga agreed, he’s saying the best kissing is when you can lay down and cuddle DURING… the kiss.

[@icarusprime8667]

I feel like Dan's the only one taking this seriously and Arin just wants to make out with monsters

[@Dudeman9339]

Dan: "Reasonable argument" Arin: "Incredulous response and alludes to intangible qualities" Dan: "Fine put it wherever you want" EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

[@sandydog426]

"It's probably like kissing a horse" Arin casually says, as if that's a reasonable, normal comparison reference point lol.

[@artbk]

Doesn't his mother have a horse therapy charity?.... Yikes.

[@Lucid_Kitty]

"its like licking wet tile"

[@spacerosepoem9005]

I feel so bad for Dan sometimes, he makes such good arguments and just gets shot down with “what if’s” 😂

[@ItsZurkan]

it makes for good content tho

[@theluckykaiju5125]

The Fire in the Sky alien part literally had me in tears from laughter, my stomach hurts

[@dvpttt7430]

I was searching for anyone who also died when arin said "this fucker looks like Joe Biden"😂 It was so astute

[@EmissaryofWind]

it does absolutely look like Joe Biden

[@ScooterinAB]

They really do look like Biden.

[@MrAsherDeist]

I'm surprised they don't dual screen these tier lists so Dan and Arin has their own and can compare at the end.

[@SailorMars768]

Arin cracking up over the Joe Biden alien made my day.

[@joshray7084]

I love how Arin just came out the gate with "What if the fairy sounded you." 🤣

[@Bluemilk92]

Bukake on a fairy would be tragic.

[@DarkAngelCookie]

@@miguelnewmexico8641 oh dear. There's. Oh damn i wish I wouldn't know what you're talking about 💀💀💀

[@delaneykeller1389]

I lost it 😂

[@inkygloves5197]

I'm scared. I don't know if he means with tiny instruments or with her whole body...which just sounds like cock-vore in this scenario. I guess if she's into it, everything's alright. I just hope he won't be as rough with this fairy as he was in his Link to the Past animation.

[@frogge_gamer]

About the kitsune: While they were foxes, they were shapeshifters, and would transform themselves into humans to fool other humans, so the human-depiction they used in the tier-list wouldn't be that far off, though less anime-waifu looking

[@Aldini_to]

yeah, the same with the nagas being the top of their body humanoid... also for the kitsune, Arin was in the picture, why not give it the S.

[@RustyNips]

Counterpoint: they would 100% shape-shift into hot anime wifu to fool humans because why be generic boring normal human when you could be sexy anime

[@frogge_gamer]

@@RustyNips yes, but counter-counterpoint: have you seen a human with anime-like proportions? with eyes that take up 35% their face? It would get horrifying *real* quick

[@TheSuperRatt]

@@RustyNips Because "sexy anime" in real life would be grotesque and killed on sight x3

[@RustyNips]

@@frogge_gamer counter counter counter point: sexy anime is the future similar to the Grey ailens except with kissable nice lips

[@BorkAtTheMoon]

Dan: “you don’t know what those moth motivations are” The motivation is LAMP!

[@bobcatbix]

Yall got any more of that lamp?

[@madhobbit3577]

Lämp

[@ojm0317]

The Mothivations!

[@baenling]

Smash cut to Jacksepticeye smacking a whiteboard and yelling LAMP

[@CyclingMage4]

Cult of the Lamp rise up! Wubby7

[@msnat1304]

Medusa in mythology: Athena got angry at me for something I did not do and turned me into the most grotesque creature she could think of, to the point where the only people that accepted me were other gorgons Arin Hanson 2022: she just really likes snakes

[@Andjelka99]

Wasn't she beautiful woman who was harrased and hit in Athena's temple and as a "punishment" Athena cures her. But in reality she just had a way to defend herself. Or did I read this version that was made up/edited?

[@msnat1304]

@@Andjelka99 that's probably a nice interpretation of events. Unfortunately, that was probably not the intended purpose of the story. The base story, as I know it, is she was a beautiful priestess of Athena who was r@ped by Poseidon in her temple. The gods don't really punish each other, so Athena punished her own priestess for desecrating her temple by turning her into a gorgon and cursing her with the power that, if anyone laid eyes on her, they'd turn to stone. I think the turning to stone thing was exclusive to Medusa and not all gorgons, but I'm not certain.

[@Tokensdorf]

@@Andjelka99 Well, it was made up from what the greeks did anyway. The known story of the punishment by Athena was made by a roman who didn't like the political powers back in the day and thus made versions of stories to say 'people in power sucks'. Funny thing is that the vast majority of his versions are forgotten but the Medusa one is the more known version for whatever reason. Most stories about the mythological Medusa by the greeks had her be what she is from the get go instead of turning her into it.

[@MAYiHaveMERCY]

@@msnat1304 yes omg! i was coming to the comments as soon as arin said shes a seductress because it bothered me so much, knowing the story. i wish they would read into the cryptids, i think they would find it so interesting.

[@arice9695]

I think it’s safe to say a lot of historical tales were male-washed so they spread the version of “woman so ugly she turned men to stone as punishment for what she did.” Growing up I was not told about the Poseidon part of the story, so it was interesting to learn about that as a teenager. Now women use the head of Medusa as a symbol of protection and strength. It’s a story that just feels like it was designed to empower women but when told by men, it turned it into a tale making women the villains.

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

Fairies can be big or small, they're not all Tinker Bell sized. For example the Fairy Queen Titania, she's usually depicted human sized maybe a little bigger. Fairies originally were known as Fae, from Celtic mythology, anything could be a Fae, they were big, small, good, bad, and ugly. Goblins are a type of Fae, just as much as a Pixie (which is what modern fairies are inspired by, the cutesy ones like pixies and sprites, Tinker Bell is a Fairy but she has Pixie Dust). You Mr anime and Japan guy Arin, heard of Ancient Magus Bride? All of those magical creatures in it are different types of Fae, even the Magus himself, derived from many possible Fae inspirations. While the term fairy has evolved over the ages (possibly due to religious reasoning) I think you could view fairies as to Fae like a square is a type of rectangle. Fairies are always Fae, while Fae are not always fairies, similar to how Genies came from Djinn, how a Phoenix is a firebird but a firebird isn't always a Phoenix.

[@earendurvoneinzbern7585]

Thanks for this mythos lesson on Fae!

[@tellmeninetails5819]

Same with dragons, most I've read about know how to shapeshift and Beowulf fucked a dragon, cannoncially s tier kissable

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

@@tellmeninetails5819 Agreed, they did have a picture of an actual dragon, but there are dragons that can take human forms, Kobayashi's Dragon Maid an example if you like anime, people from mythology that have turned into dragons from a curse such as Fafnir, if they're Gods like in Japanese mythology. I mean Dan was getting on Arin for stretching some of them (and he certainly was from time to time lol, the grey alien still gets me even if it's possible), but... I mean humans are constantly stretching things, hell otherwise none of these would probably even exist.

[@Kimshu6]

I love The Ancient Magus' Bride! I think it's fair that they set the parameters for a "fairy" to be the small kind like Tinker Bell though. They probably didn't know about all the different kinds of fae but also, it's hard to rank something if the category is too broad. So keeping it to what most people think of when "fairy" is said, the small, winged humaniod creatures, is fair. Even if those creatures can be big too. Part of me thinks I really need to look more into Celtic mythology because all the creatures and the world of Magus' Bride is so fasinating to me. After I finished the anime (aside from reading the manga) I didn't where to go next. I'm not used to shows having detailed knowledge on magical/mythological things.

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

@@Kimshu6 Again sorry for the long comment, making this smaller one in case you don't read to the end, I completely understand I... tend to get carried away when I talk about things I love. Also just noticed your profile pic... makes sense lol. It was a beautiful anime, still hoping for a season 2 since I don't read manga, the only one I'm currently planning on reading are once I've gotten all the books are Spice and Wolf and Nisekoi... originally because I figured they'd never get another season but then earlier this year Spice and Wolf got an announcement for something, no one knows what it is yet, if it will be a season 3, they'll skip to the sequel series, or if they'll redo the 1st couple seasons, no idea. I LOOOVE it, one of the best anime I've ever seen.

[@chelsicampbell7739]

You may diss on how mothman may kiss because of the face, but you forget how caked up that boi is and how fluffy moths are too.

[@SeasonedKale]

I agree with this in a completely unbiased way (I have a fake marriage certificate to him)

[@Mrbuttboi]

Also the fact that he would look amazing in the soft light of a lamp

[@RicPendragon]

Did Arin totally forget that Kitsune often take the form of humans to seduce people?

[@cr1197]

Eh, feels like cheating tho cuze the question just becomes "wanna kiss a hot person?" It's like taking Medusa and saying "consider before Athena cursed her and she was just a hot chick".

[@oilygarch]

@@cr1197 That's weirdly assuming that every cryptid wants to make the kiss the absolute worst possible for you, like they all volunteered to ruin your kiss experience or are there unwillingly. If two people are kissing, then it'd hopefully be willing and they'd put their best effort into it.

[@h1rhs33]

After 3000 years you tend to forget some details

[@zeebo30]

He's 3000 years old give him a break 😂

[@Archgeek0]

Heck, and dragons for that matter. Considering in some settings metallic dragons *very* frequently use polymorph to more easily do business with humanoid settlements, it's nary a stretch to imagine a friendly silver dragon that's kinda developed a _thing_ for humanoids over the millennia, and will occasionally date mortals or spend a couple of centuries with an elf or something, taking humanoid form for intimate interactions, and having just thousands of years of kissing experience under her belt. Such a well-practiced kisser would definitely be S-tier.

[@Bearoniaa]

Dan: gives perfectly reasonable explanation as to why something is not kissable Arin: *OBJECTIVELY-*

[@thetransexperience]

I rarely get pissed at tier lists but listing mothman as a D when he's so obviously the BEST KISSER actually made me mad in REAL LIFE.

[@bekss3]

Arins willingness to make out with everything is always funny

[@katemorrison9401]

Except Mothman apparently which is very sad honestly

[@jacobwilson7754]

Dan plays like he's a furry. Arin plays like he's desperate

[@alext6933]

It was so cute how Dan acted like he didn't know what a Kitsune was, then immediately ranks it a 10.

[@SugarcatPlays]

"What if she sounded you" - Arin 2022 talking about tinkerbell

[@clerns]

Dan: ...Arin, please...

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

It sounds hot lol

[@SugarcatPlays]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 I mean, I'll try anything once lol

[@julieneff9408]

@@winddancer613 She wouldn't suddenly expand upon sneezing either, win/win IMO

[@turtlepanics8343]

Arin constantly trying to rationalize his urges to kiss the monsters in this is as hilarious as it is disturbing.

[@thewinterprince1731]

I can't believe they talked about kissing dragons without even mentioning the one from Shrek that had actual human lips and made babies with a donkey.

[@Taurenlock]

I want to get Arin on the cryptid list, as Arin being a 300 year old samurai cursed by a kitsune would somehow just be the perfect halloween style plot twist.

[@Double_T_G]

Arin considered aftercare for almost every kiss he elaborated on, but totally gave Danny crap the one time he did it lmao.

[@KobanWanko]

For future reference, Kitsunes transform into beautiful women to seduce men into cheating on their spouses in their folklore... Sounds like a solid S tier kissing material.

[@easuwraxwell5107]

Looking at the thumbnail just makes me realize that if Arin was in an nsfw adult video he'd simultaneously look like he belonged and yet also look like the most out of place person to ever exist.

[@leciii7831]

69 likes

[@leciii7831]

Never mind

[@FallingStary]

Um, yes

[@miguelnavarez8616]

Anthony!?

[@connortremblay1259]

After rewatching this half a year later. I am still outraged at the placement of mothman. Moths are incredibly fluffy and soft he could hug you like no other and wrap his soft wings around you. Nobody knows what mothmans lips look like. Be they moth, or man, or perhaps something else entirely. Mothman is also a gentle loving man who warns us of danger and attempts protect and save us. Very noble. Mothman is an S tier kisser.

[@captionhere19]

Every other tier list they have done: Arin saying his thoughts and dan saying "sure go ahead" This list: Dan "OH I HAVE THOUGHTS"

[@Khujop]

You go in for a kiss with the Xenomorphs and that tiny little mouth comes out of the big head instead and gives you a sweet little "mwah". That has to be worth some points!

[@sh9a5wn]

Yeah, under the guidelines that these kisses are being mutually shared and no creature intends to harm, I imagine Xenomorphs kiss with the big mouth and as a cute added bonus, tiny peck from the tiny mouth on the way out.

[@andrewsalyer5340]

Ally's laugh in the background after "They could probably kiss you with every part of their body." got me.

[@heartchasers9715]

That Joe Biden comparison made me laugh the hardest I have in months

[@zeebo30]

he's right too that alien looked *a lot* like joe biden

[@ooffordays566]

It might honestly be my favorite Game Grumps clips, at least in the past few years. I got so light-headed from laughing, it's unreal.

[@Phuqr]

Dan is the most reluctant yet genuine furry. Giving him far more cred than most

[@rabidporcupine0]

I was genuinely shocked when I looked up that kitsune picture myself and realised it wasn't just stylised fanart of Arin playing Sakura Spirit that someone had snuck onto the wikipedia page. At the same time though, I saw that the man in the image was apparently called Prince Hanzoku, which is basically what I'd imagine if I wanted to come up with a japanese version of Hanson, so I'm gonna go ahead and say there's some reincarnation shenanigans going on here.

[@Nachtiu2]

Arin is also named after *Prince* Arin from the Teddy Ruxpin stories, apparently. It's too close to be a coincidence!

[@jonathanrobinson8926]

Mothman, to be sure.

[@believeinmatter]

Facts, dude is ripped

[@Palasid11]

Hell yeah

[@CranialRatInfestation]

MOTHMAN MOTHMAN

[@ACDC-Productions]

His gentle, blood red eyes looking into yours.

[@V1nn798]

definitely Mothman

[@Pajamaking618]

I'm learning that Arin really wants to kiss everything

[@valterestevao1182]

he loves putting things in his mouth why not take a step further and put horrible monstrosities' lips(?) too?

[@phillipavina3217]

Oh just now lol?

[@Bogdan221192]

I think its just sublimation of his desire to kiss Dan.

[@cats1970]

“He always runs away but sometimes the catch is the hot” Arin on kissing Bigfoot

[@carlotta4th]

Also he IS into feet. I can see why he'd be attracted to bigfoot.

[@sammywhatammy]

Aly's audible WHEEZE/GASP after Arin said "they could probably kiss you with like every part of their body" was just chef kiss

[@velfaern1716]

I will never stop loving how it feels like Arin is pulling reasons out of thin air to either love or hate something and just is so zealous and justifying for his reasoning no matter how ridiculous. So god damn funny 😂😂😂

[@jacobkalbfleisch5431]

Naga usually have human faces of not full torsos, they should absolutely be more kissable

[@TheSpektrum1989]

yeah, Naga/Lamia are basically Mermaids but snakes instead of fish. so Ariel, with a snake tail.

[@DerpyGrump]

The majority of this episode is Arin writing the beginnings of fanfics between himself and cryptids.

[@redwolfe16]

I love how Arin loves to steamroll Dan's opinion and normally Dan just gives the "it's not worth arguing over" agreement.

[@annam.1395]

"Angels and Robots, Natures Top Kissers" definitely needs to be some fan-merch design

[@Opossum_Wizard]

28:28 I'm in TEARS 😭😂

[@ronnieh.1883]

I'm imagining a biblical angel, a burning wheel with many eyes and wings, just puckering up to kiss Dan and Arin

[@Qwertky]

Gotta manifest a mouth first. Just one, though. Not a lion mouth, or an ox mouth...

[@hondaaccord1399]

Giant pair of luscious cartoon lips materialize and *smooch smooch smooooooch*

[@FogBattleshipKongou]

Hot 🥵

[@lambmaster27]

6:46 Danny over-explaining getting kisses from a dog is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@oscarpines7927]

Furry moment

[@twitchyb9950]

Considering the werewolf curse is usually depicted as spread through saliva, kissing a werewolf would probably have some unintended consequences.

[@mediocreandworse59]

What's the consequence, transforming in to a great kisser under a full moon?

[@resileaf9501]

@@mediocreandworse59 I see no downsides to this!

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Transforming into a sexy werewolf after kissing one would be a bonus!

[@jasonnoname8413]

This seems to be the greatest trade deal in the history of trade deals.

[@zenmasterwannabe]

Or very intended.

[@halfa_sleep]

love how you can occasionally hear ally in the background laughing

[@ThePrincePluto]

them talking about medusa knowing nothing about her is like AHHH ‘she’s a seductress’ what, no she wasn’t, she was a maiden

[@MAYiHaveMERCY]

a priestess to athena who was SA'ed by Poseidon, no less.

[@bld-11]

We need a tier list on which mario enemy would they kiss

[@DonovanCarr01]

Hariet baby!

[@Suko120]

ohh koops~!

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

Dan: The most lady like and furry bait Arin: yes

[@Kierbear101]

I need a most kissable Sonic characters list just to watch Dan’s crisis and for Arin to take it way too seriously

[@alcatrazvongola]

@@Kierbear101 Seconding a Sonic tier list episode.

[@robperto]

Wait until Dan and Arin hear the “Nessie was actually a whale weiner sticking out of the water” theory. Obviously S tier.

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

Blow that whale Robi

[@vocexseta]

Are there whales in that lake?..

[@MidnightMuffin]

You beat me to it lmao

[@conormurphy4328]

sounds like S tier to me

[@DavidBatson]

This made me bark out a laugh while waiting in line. Freaked the lady in front of me out.

[@gudruneddak]

how dare they treat my boy Mothman like that 😭 he’s straight up S-tier

[@hogey989]

Right? And have they not seen the ABSOLUTE CAKE on the Mothman Statue? Mothman was robbed.

[@Clicking_Keys]

100% agree!

[@gudruneddak]

@@hogey989 Exactly!! Mothman was packin'

[@tv4life96]

they really put Nessie in C tier and then almost tried to say kissing a dragon wouldn't be strikingly similar

[@uknodallas]

the topic of the headless horseman making an appearance in the kissability tier list had me in TEARS i haven't laughed this hard in so long

[@shubs9532]

arin and dan putting mothman at d is the saddest moment of my life

[@nave365]

Dan: im not kissing that Arin: I JUST HAVE SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE!

[@FuzzyStripetail]

3,000-year-old Kitsune Arin originally gave lip service to the art of kissing before any mythical or nightmarish creature even tried.

[@generallemur]

"Satyrs are guides right?" Yes, arin. Just follow them into the woods. They'll guide you alright.

[@kebbin4785]

If I learned ANYTHING from the Patrick Swayze movie Ghost, it's that ghosts CAN touch things if they are PASSIONATE enough and they can also possess Whoopi Goldberg. That's an S++.

[@connortremblay1259]

2 minutes in and arin is using sounding as a reason why tinkerbell would be a good kisser. This one is going to be a doozy

[@eldram620]

Anyone else read that title in Arin’s “kiss” voice?

[@GioFan201051]

Of course ^^

[@hranf]

Cryptid Content!

[@HawtDawg420]

Cryptid wants to give you... a little KYISSS?

[@Eclectic-Sheep]

YES!

[@AnIrishPapaya]

I love how in these all of these tier lists, Arin can't contain his composure after his B.S. answers for more than 0.5 seconds before losing it in laughter. But that Mothman tho

[@Jacquelinsane]

"Why'd you have to put it in terms I can understand" is still so great.

[@HunterSentinel]

5:05 satyr are literally supposed to be equivalent in love making with succubus.... except they don’t steal your soul energy.

[@kaylavalentine2136]

This is it. The ultimate tier list. Gosh I love these guys

[@scorpion0498]

Arin and Danny are S-Tier Kissable, for sure. No question.

[@pointeaxis]

Dan's commitment to the furry bit has given incredible returns

[@jdtwinkletoes81]

Bit?

[@AlphaWolf567]

What do you mean bit? He’s one of us.

[@rudyhernandez4962]

It was never a bit

[@Zexidous]

No, it's clearly a bit. With the way they keep pushing it and the way they talk about it, it's clearly an attempt to get a rise out of some people.

[@ItsTubeTime]

It genuinely isn't a bit

[@ThatJohnStanley]

Counterpoint for ghosts moving out of D tier: Vincent Schiavelli's character in Ghost, told Sam he had to pour all of emotions into his finger in order to flick a bottle cap. Applying that principle to the lips for smooching seems like, at least on the ghost's part, they're putting in a lot of effort.

[@kiwi857]

It still surprises me how little everyone knows about the Medusa myth. She was lonely and miserable and everyone wanted her dead. Athena's mutation of her was a punishment.

[@PlaidRocker32]

"He could have black lips. You don't know. It's in black and white." Arin, you can tell if something is black if it's in black and white. Lol.

[@FunnyEnigma02]

You know it’s gonna be a good video when in the first couple minutes arin talks about getting sounded by a fairy

[@DonovanCarr01]

I love hearing Allie laugh in the background

[@TalixZen]

It is my absolute favorite! Her talking on the mic is cool, but when you can hear her laughter from across the room you know the joke landed!

[@Master30006]

I like that on some level, they’re taking into mind the anthropological aspects of just how human these cryptids/monsters actually are.

[@i_garfed_on_the_carpet]

11:31 Don’t you find it weird that we turned Rings with Eyes into some person with wings and that lion with the heads into a smoking hot demon dude

[@camdensabathne5165]

“She’s like a seductress right? That’s like her whole thing” about Medusa took years off my life.

[@KostasTheDark]

I never thought I would get to see Arin come across the kitsune picture... He was legit my first thought when I saw it. Today was a good day.

[@skyshack4194]

Fun fact: Medusa is the name of one specific gorgon. There are three of them, and Medusa is the only one who is mortal (in the sense she can be killed)

[@dfquartzidn6151]

I think I’ve read somewhere that she apparently has 2 sisters. Is that true and if it is, are they the immortal gorgons you’ve mentioned?

[@skyshack4194]

@@dfquartzidn6151 yes. They're the two immortal gorgons

[@resileaf9501]

@@dfquartzidn6151 Which Medusa eventually eats.

[@SympleSymon]

Their names were Stheno and Euryale

[@skyshack4194]

@@SympleSymon thank you. I couldn't remember the names

[@Manigeitora]

Today Arin learned that he can convince Dan of just about anything if he can somehow work furry porn into the pitch.

[@Salamanderr9]

Counterpoint: Leela from Futurama is a cyclops. S tier.

[@ScooterinAB]

You know, we tease Dan for being a furry, but these videos are very telling about Arin.

[@alterluin6623]

At several points in this, I wondered in Arin knows what Necrophilia is, because he gets... just right up in there. (I also think it's funny that it's VERY clear only one of them actually read Frankenstien)

[@nathanlongo4054]

I mean, it's all about consent, right. Frankenstein can talk, and therefore, he can give consent.

[@Wyrdwulf19]

31:06 That small, shaken "Um" taught me what it's like to wheeze so hard you almost pass out.

[@Princess_Ali_Ababwa]

Mothman is S or A for me Have you seen the mothman statue in West Virginia? Man’s ripped Also, there’s a common theory about mothman being an alien, and per arins comment, they are intelligent beings so he would be able to learn how to be a good kisser and perform it well Yinz were focused to much on the moth part of mothman and not enough on the man part

[@VegaNorth]

Spirits Podcast Episode XXX is all about folks who want to bang the Mothman. xD

[@jumpscoot1653]

Arin talking about random fetishes that could apply to all the different creatures was hilarious

[@Rua-Bnuuy_the_Possessed]

Satyr would probably be more S tier because they tend to be very hedonistic, so you know they're gonna try to have the most pleasurable kissing experience with you, or they may even have a lot of practice with it too.

[@aynDRAWS]

All part of being creatures of Dionysus (after Pan's mythology was absorbed by him)