"The 'What If' Man" Creepypasta

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CreepsMcPasta

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@fruitylooney348
@fruitylooney348 5 жыл бұрын
That picture is me when I look inside the freezer at 3am ready to eat that tub of ice cream
@pigeon_person
@pigeon_person 5 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to let you know that I think this comment is beautiful
@Divya736
@Divya736 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha!
@Swaggmire215
@Swaggmire215 5 жыл бұрын
💀
@marquitaharold7255
@marquitaharold7255 5 жыл бұрын
Love it....
@marquitaharold7255
@marquitaharold7255 5 жыл бұрын
@CHAYSE MUELLER hahahahahaahah
@cyberninja1482
@cyberninja1482 5 жыл бұрын
"What if i knew how many questions i could ask and be safe?" "Then you wouldn't have asked this one."
@WarElephantTactical
@WarElephantTactical 5 жыл бұрын
Runs away
@this_rishi
@this_rishi 5 жыл бұрын
Clever
@dubious7424
@dubious7424 5 жыл бұрын
thats actually pretty eary. i haven't even watched the vid but somehow your comment got me more spooked than the vid probably will
@Justin-fk6br
@Justin-fk6br 5 жыл бұрын
A chill went up my spine after reading that.
@wtfiswrongwithher1729
@wtfiswrongwithher1729 5 жыл бұрын
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..............ominous.
@Glass-Lemonade
@Glass-Lemonade 5 жыл бұрын
They all ask what if man, but never ask how is man
@ulriktnnesen5987
@ulriktnnesen5987 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody understands the poor old fella :(
@DioBrando-nb7yz
@DioBrando-nb7yz 5 жыл бұрын
:(
@randomuser5443
@randomuser5443 5 жыл бұрын
What man
@medusa8117
@medusa8117 5 жыл бұрын
*“you just have to say that you’re fine even though you’re not fine you just have to say that because you know they’ll never understand”*
@habeasventuresinc.9858
@habeasventuresinc.9858 5 жыл бұрын
hahahahah
@Xeviius
@Xeviius 5 жыл бұрын
Me: What if you never existed? What If Man: **dial-up noise**
@madscientistshusta
@madscientistshusta 5 жыл бұрын
*Snort* 😆
@catyoga3691
@catyoga3691 5 жыл бұрын
You will never knew me, everything is normal, poeple become insane because of me would not exist, and you will never knew or asking this question to me
@greatpower6063
@greatpower6063 5 жыл бұрын
You can't ask a master of possibility to die under any circumstance...because he already has died and lived under those same circumstances.
@nightstorm1743
@nightstorm1743 5 жыл бұрын
Um the game wouldn't exist doi
@nightstorm1743
@nightstorm1743 5 жыл бұрын
@@greatpower6063 Scientist and Big Brain peeps: *clapping*
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 жыл бұрын
But what if you just use an uno reverse card on the what if man
@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace
@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace 5 жыл бұрын
That's the ultimate Red Pill of them all.
@jesus_-ud5fd
@jesus_-ud5fd 5 жыл бұрын
Why do I see you everywhere
@Hochyming83
@Hochyming83 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, well played
@nonchalantce0720
@nonchalantce0720 5 жыл бұрын
Smort man
@mejbishow5297
@mejbishow5297 5 жыл бұрын
how do i see you goddamn everywhere
@lilahdog568
@lilahdog568 5 жыл бұрын
Some kid: *huddling in his dark closet hiding* Little brother: the what if man is here *closer door flies open* "hi Vsauce, Michael here! What if you were totally defenseless?"
@Weldedhodag
@Weldedhodag 5 жыл бұрын
loooool
@darkartist4932
@darkartist4932 5 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a legitimate creepypasta about this
@Felixstein432
@Felixstein432 5 жыл бұрын
Tristin Miller yes
@Draconicus702
@Draconicus702 5 жыл бұрын
I'd read that story, read that comic, or watch that movie any day.
@brianthompson1973
@brianthompson1973 5 жыл бұрын
CLOSER?????????
@supleted
@supleted 5 жыл бұрын
"I know a guy that lost everything, and now he sits in a room, chewing his shirt" Well, the guy who has lost everything somehow still have a shirt and a room to himself.
@ollehkacb
@ollehkacb 5 жыл бұрын
I think he means all if his mind.
@haydenmartin440
@haydenmartin440 5 жыл бұрын
Better than nothing
@ryanwhiteman9184
@ryanwhiteman9184 5 жыл бұрын
Probably not his room, probably not his shirt.
@richardfierro2699
@richardfierro2699 5 жыл бұрын
Or he's in a psychiatric ward
@rebekahfunches6876
@rebekahfunches6876 5 жыл бұрын
Not something he owned. But what was given to him due to the state of his mind. The property of a mental ward no doubt. Far all Enon knows, that man probably doesn't even know those things exist 🤷
@ethandaniel1904
@ethandaniel1904 5 жыл бұрын
What if my dad’s ACTUALLY getting milk?
@higgs7473
@higgs7473 5 жыл бұрын
XD
@saki.rope_
@saki.rope_ 5 жыл бұрын
Oh boi
@randallorndorff
@randallorndorff 5 жыл бұрын
*-milked
@wendy5256
@wendy5256 5 жыл бұрын
He is making a milk production company
@ignzyriq
@ignzyriq 5 жыл бұрын
Wow you have 123 likes... IMMA BE THE ONE THAT MAKES IT UNSATISFYING! 😂
@henryoppenheimer
@henryoppenheimer 5 жыл бұрын
This is what the shredded cheese in my fridge sees at 3am.
@pigeon_person
@pigeon_person 5 жыл бұрын
Again I must commend you. This comment is beautiful. Truly I thank you
@kinky2526
@kinky2526 5 жыл бұрын
Still not original
@ookipuki
@ookipuki 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂...ew :( funny I was thinking it looked like a rat/ mouse!
@nottoday7508
@nottoday7508 5 жыл бұрын
LMFAOO
@senkuo8730
@senkuo8730 5 жыл бұрын
Anything you do has been done before, nothing anyone does is original
@SonderLPS
@SonderLPS 5 жыл бұрын
I think the twist is that even one is too much. The point is that we could still here and obsess over “what it could’ve been” when in reality, people need to keep going on with their lives.
@amandapratt7345
@amandapratt7345 5 жыл бұрын
I agree. Yet once having met the What If Man, I deeply wanted OP to ask, "What If I felt sorry for you, The What If Man?"
@sharplily
@sharplily 2 жыл бұрын
yes, that's the point, i think this story takes the "deal with the devil" approach to it, where no matter what the devil (or in this case, the what if man) will always win
@asianassassin7227
@asianassassin7227 5 жыл бұрын
What if the ‘What If’ Man was real? Haha jk...unless...
@billarabga1055
@billarabga1055 5 жыл бұрын
im gonna try this ritual.
@mothman8274
@mothman8274 5 жыл бұрын
Y'all should try it. And put it on KZbin I'd watch
@kazooiethebreegull9204
@kazooiethebreegull9204 5 жыл бұрын
Hmm... What if?
@life-kk9xu
@life-kk9xu 5 жыл бұрын
What if I was?
@TheCompleteMental
@TheCompleteMental 5 жыл бұрын
Or is he? *eyebrow raise* *_"Moon Men(instrumental)" plays_*
@davidstudent2049
@davidstudent2049 5 жыл бұрын
Me: What if you didn't have ligma? What If man: What's ligma?
@Jackhunter19870
@Jackhunter19870 5 жыл бұрын
All of us: LIGMA BALLS,BITCH!!! What if man: *triggered 💯*
@Draconicus702
@Draconicus702 5 жыл бұрын
Actually, i could totally see the "What If Man" responding like "Then there would be one less annoying trend in the world"
@benurban8875
@benurban8875 5 жыл бұрын
Im about to end his entire career
@weightedblankett9656
@weightedblankett9656 5 жыл бұрын
**looks down and smirks** *_you poor fool, you have fallen to one of the classic blunders!_*
@baconbreakfast4800
@baconbreakfast4800 5 жыл бұрын
Me: what if I laughed? You:oh
@deadchannel736
@deadchannel736 5 жыл бұрын
"Sits in his room and chews on his shirt all day" Bruh why you exposing me like that?
@shaynanigans24
@shaynanigans24 4 жыл бұрын
;-;
@ThatGuy-er5yt
@ThatGuy-er5yt 5 жыл бұрын
Wait till you see his cousin the ‘why did man’.
@uknighted213
@uknighted213 5 жыл бұрын
And his neighbor down the lane, far out man
@maddoxlacy9072
@maddoxlacy9072 5 жыл бұрын
@@uknighted213 And his neighbor's son, Fall Out Boy
@SMLJeffy
@SMLJeffy 5 жыл бұрын
The “Guilt Trip Man”
@johnhawkins3151
@johnhawkins3151 5 жыл бұрын
“WHY DID the chicken cross the road?”😨
@alweighswright9510
@alweighswright9510 5 жыл бұрын
Why did the old lady swallow the fly?
@RyujinRoninReach
@RyujinRoninReach 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine What if I was still with any of my exes Now that’s a nightmare
@sersastark
@sersastark 5 жыл бұрын
Rogue Ronin the HORROR
@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace
@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace 5 жыл бұрын
Rogue Ronin By gods that would be terrible. No thank you to almost getting herpes.
@seariakett4209
@seariakett4209 5 жыл бұрын
@ Rogue Ronin ▪︎▪︎▪︎ *ABSOLUTELY!* ▪︎▪︎▪︎ I'm sure that all of your ex's are very grateful that they dogged that bullet and got away from you.
@RyujinRoninReach
@RyujinRoninReach 5 жыл бұрын
Searia Kett ah I see you’re the one sided argument believers that probably doesn’t like men if the truth is too much for you don’t run your mouth like you know But hey you do you pal I wasn’t holding the smoking gun and my conscience is clear
@seariakett4209
@seariakett4209 5 жыл бұрын
@@RyujinRoninReach You started with a comment tanking *ALL* of your ex's as being the problem. The only thing common in all of your bad relationships is *YOU.* ▪︎▪︎▪︎ As for men, I lost my husband of 25 years, 4 and 1/2 years ago. You're right, I don't love men. (plural) *I loved one man for almost all of my adult life.* 💕
@DubCatXero
@DubCatXero 4 жыл бұрын
There’s actually a really good moral to this story on top of it being well written and creepy. We can endlessly speculate and literally drive ourselves insane over possibilities, but at the end of the day there is no changing the past. This is the life we live and we have no choice but to accept that.
@MrHouse-jm1dv
@MrHouse-jm1dv 5 жыл бұрын
"what if my dad didn't die" That's horribly sad.. Spend time with your parents while you still have them..
@Everydayartist12
@Everydayartist12 5 жыл бұрын
Nah
@rebekahfunches6876
@rebekahfunches6876 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the reminder 🤗💜
@twinzzlers
@twinzzlers 5 жыл бұрын
My dad's a dead beat
@MrHouse-jm1dv
@MrHouse-jm1dv 5 жыл бұрын
Well I'm terribly sorry for anyone who doesn't have close relations with their fathers/ parents. My comment isn't for everyone
@jacoboflaherty5282
@jacoboflaherty5282 5 жыл бұрын
No
@illy7544
@illy7544 5 жыл бұрын
BRO WHEN IT SAID “you will se someone walking towards you. Doesn’t matter if they’re young or old.” MY GRANDPA WAS WALKING TOWARD ME AHHHHH
@connorpalleschi6504
@connorpalleschi6504 5 жыл бұрын
Zepra! Oh no
@buddypowe
@buddypowe 5 жыл бұрын
DAMNIT GRAMPA! *Grampa Simpson: "Ohdawhatcha!"
@KittenChanCorruptionArcc
@KittenChanCorruptionArcc 5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist you realize your grandpa died a year ago
@davidleblanc6416
@davidleblanc6416 5 жыл бұрын
_If that’s bad, wait til you hear the “Where is” man._ _Edit: 1K LIKES?! HOLY COW! THANK YOU SO MUCH!_
@dashua1735
@dashua1735 5 жыл бұрын
The "Why Not" Man
@joshuasweeney1159
@joshuasweeney1159 5 жыл бұрын
The when where man is a good one
@mohammedkenneth5229
@mohammedkenneth5229 5 жыл бұрын
Where is my dad?
@nonchalantce0720
@nonchalantce0720 5 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck
@nonchalantce0720
@nonchalantce0720 5 жыл бұрын
@@mohammedkenneth5229 where is my mom?
@spaghettiloaf9532
@spaghettiloaf9532 5 жыл бұрын
Me: What if I never met Joe What-If Man: Who's Joe? Me: J O E. M A M A
@neilb9768
@neilb9768 5 жыл бұрын
You are a genius
@Deeznuts-ku8wg
@Deeznuts-ku8wg 5 жыл бұрын
Ayy What if the what if mans jo mama has ligma?
@tsukarikaoru
@tsukarikaoru 5 жыл бұрын
@@Deeznuts-ku8wg what's ligma
@Deeznuts-ku8wg
@Deeznuts-ku8wg 5 жыл бұрын
@@tsukarikaoru heheh ill let another comment tell u
@noname-ww6ef
@noname-ww6ef 5 жыл бұрын
@@tsukarikaoru I'm not worthy enough to tell you.
@madness1511
@madness1511 5 жыл бұрын
Me: what if creepsmcpasta was not real The what if man: everyone would suffer
@TGITyTy
@TGITyTy 5 жыл бұрын
If I’m ever walking my streets at 12am and someone comes up to me and says “are you him” I’m 100% gonna say “what if I am”
@tsilvers5276
@tsilvers5276 5 жыл бұрын
Me: are you him? What if man: what if I am? Me: what if you aren't?
@jphoenix9670
@jphoenix9670 5 жыл бұрын
You: Wait fuck
@CenturianTale_Halo
@CenturianTale_Halo 4 жыл бұрын
XDDD that's g o o d
@musofir2204
@musofir2204 3 жыл бұрын
What if man: understandable. Have a nice day
@effeffiagonalick5078
@effeffiagonalick5078 5 жыл бұрын
You know you've achieved spooky nerd status when you know all the games and rituals listed in the beginning of the video.
@AmberCommentsThings
@AmberCommentsThings 5 жыл бұрын
The title should've been called "How To Summon Michael From Vsauce."
@andrewp2681
@andrewp2681 5 жыл бұрын
Where are your TOES?
@SweetMargonade
@SweetMargonade 5 жыл бұрын
Nice name
@ICT_raps
@ICT_raps 4 жыл бұрын
That's too dangerous to explain
@wildbirbs9797
@wildbirbs9797 Жыл бұрын
Xdd
@graceful_rose_thorns
@graceful_rose_thorns 5 жыл бұрын
Me: *Reads title* Me: So... anxiety?
@abner-w-
@abner-w- 5 жыл бұрын
"What if I knew the amount of questions I could ask before being unable to handle the consequences? What if you, the what if man, fell in love with someone? What if I could pay you with someone else's hope? What if I had been diagnosed earlier in life?" My four questions, most being about him because I honestly don't care so much about my stuff lol
@iloveyouamberappel
@iloveyouamberappel 5 жыл бұрын
People are dumb when asking questions. Why not "what if I were to ..." Then you get a good idea of what to do next in your life.
@ollehkacb
@ollehkacb 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, everyone seems to ask questions of the past but why not of the future?
@scorpio1193
@scorpio1193 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@rebekahfunches6876
@rebekahfunches6876 5 жыл бұрын
Yes. But everyone just has certain questions they want answered..
@iloveyouamberappel
@iloveyouamberappel 5 жыл бұрын
@@rebekahfunches6876 Right but I am saying if you ask something about a choice you made in your past it's not helpful. You can't change your past.
@rebekahfunches6876
@rebekahfunches6876 5 жыл бұрын
@@iloveyouamberappel Fair Enough.
@Conman9310
@Conman9310 5 жыл бұрын
what if we kissed in Slenderman Forest😘 just joking😅 but mybe? 🤨
@nonchalantce0720
@nonchalantce0720 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe...
@deathbysockss5508
@deathbysockss5508 5 жыл бұрын
what if we was both cows and steave gave us wheat... ahah im joking im joking..... unless
@richard-hq1jf
@richard-hq1jf 5 жыл бұрын
I will
@moonkandiie2273
@moonkandiie2273 5 жыл бұрын
So romantic
@bruhmoment445
@bruhmoment445 5 жыл бұрын
W-we may.. 😳
@Benjamin-lq8uo
@Benjamin-lq8uo 5 жыл бұрын
The ‘what if’ man is literally my anxiety whilst I’m spiralling
@straangeette
@straangeette 5 жыл бұрын
Or the few moments when you decide you're going to bed for real and are laying in bed with your eyes closed.
@thxvilla
@thxvilla 5 жыл бұрын
He lied, though. Our Protagonist asked him "What if I asked you what you are?", which is okay to answer, because it starts with a "what if". That's within its rules. However, the question he would ask the "What-if Man" in that hypothetical scenario is "What are you?". This question shouldn't be answered because it doesn't start with "What if". Therefore, the what-if Man should've told him that he'd have to ask something else or simply not told him anything. But, he did. He answered that question. That's illegal.
@dipulogan1452
@dipulogan1452 5 жыл бұрын
true,he was probably a fake
@robbespel8393
@robbespel8393 5 жыл бұрын
niiiice! you actually just destroyed the writer of this story with no chance of a comeback. love these sort of comments
@femmefuntime
@femmefuntime 5 жыл бұрын
But he never lies and always answers your questions properly, he doesn’t pull the genie shit where if you wish for a million dollars you get a full bank truck dropped on you or something
@ParaFox404
@ParaFox404 5 жыл бұрын
thank you and fuck you
@ParaFox404
@ParaFox404 5 жыл бұрын
Also I found a fix, What if you told me what you were might be his reaction rather then their explanation...but you'd get something
@higgs7473
@higgs7473 5 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah there’s always that one guy in class asking what if
@tomaskanka6223
@tomaskanka6223 5 жыл бұрын
hmmmm..........dreamer XD
@JohnnyWells-bh9nj
@JohnnyWells-bh9nj Жыл бұрын
Interesting loophole here: One of the questions was: "What if I asked you who you are?" And the What If man answered by saying exactly who he is. If the "what if rule" was in force, then he would have said: "Then I wouldn't be able to answer the question of 'who are you?' because it was not put in the form of a what if question nor could it logically be put in such a form." But instead the what if man answered it anyway. So by that example: I could ask the what if man: "What if I asked you the winning numbers to tomarrow nights mega millions drawing?" And he would say: "I would tell you that the winning numbers are 6, 22, 34, 45, 69, mega ball 17." So you can get info out of him other than hypotheticals.
@sonic55193
@sonic55193 5 жыл бұрын
How to get every answer you want from him and more with a single question. "What if I'm you?"
@julian0_0
@julian0_0 5 жыл бұрын
„What if you never met joe ?“ What if man: „Who’s joe ?“ Me: *You Fool. You’ve fallen for one of the classic blunders*
@LayZKimochi420BlazeIt
@LayZKimochi420BlazeIt 5 жыл бұрын
Actually I'm pretty sure the what if man is my friend when i try to explain to him that something is impossible
@saki.rope_
@saki.rope_ 5 жыл бұрын
What if there was a 3rd left for dead game World peace
@randomuser5443
@randomuser5443 5 жыл бұрын
No, conflict. Humans and monsters
@jamesm8002
@jamesm8002 5 жыл бұрын
TehLandOctopus this is so true
@COCHlNO
@COCHlNO 5 жыл бұрын
True but at least they didn't ruin the franchise like most company's do with their popular games they want to milk
@dilonellis4821
@dilonellis4821 5 жыл бұрын
I love that game so much
@SirNikto
@SirNikto 5 жыл бұрын
Left for dead and 2 were one of my memorable childhood games, still play it and still get nostalgia looking at some maps
@autumn_breeze616
@autumn_breeze616 5 жыл бұрын
I like how the story is thematically consistent with the tendency for people to get caught up in "what ifs." Its more about the real danger of dwelling on a life you've never lived and what could have been than it is about a monster and a ritual. Super awesome story overall.
@stevenclark1662
@stevenclark1662 2 жыл бұрын
But can't you also ask what if about your future instead of the past? What if I go into this professional field? What if I move to Connecticut? What if I don't stop smoking? You could find the best way to steer your future, right?
@asquirrel7757
@asquirrel7757 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine he's like "are you him?" And the person is like "no *pulls out a gun*"
@Projectatusha
@Projectatusha 5 жыл бұрын
Please make a sequel for this.....this is one of the best creepy pastas I have ever heard!!!
@turboturtle3871
@turboturtle3871 5 жыл бұрын
bro the thumbnail looks like a gag reflex
@euphqria4334
@euphqria4334 5 жыл бұрын
just w h a t does this m e a n?
@ICT_raps
@ICT_raps 4 жыл бұрын
T h a n k y o u f o r t h a t😂
@mariashadows1328
@mariashadows1328 5 жыл бұрын
I'm only like 6 minutes in, but what if the anonymous person hes talking too IS the what if man and hes already losing his mind e.e Ah I know I'm probably wrong lmao
@HollowLily
@HollowLily 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly that’s what I was thinking too, would’ve been creepier in my opinion.
@lolasum_sumi_san
@lolasum_sumi_san 5 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of the best CreepyPasta rituals. I really like the concept. I have questions about the unknown itself and aliens. Seriously though, what if it turns out to be real?
@highonthatzaza
@highonthatzaza 5 жыл бұрын
Me: *ARE YOU HIM?* Random person: *wtf*
@YTStarGazer
@YTStarGazer 4 жыл бұрын
NatalieGamer MKD I’ve now started walking out at 12 repeating the sentence What if I am? In my head
@joeysopinion4463
@joeysopinion4463 5 жыл бұрын
the guy in the thumb is like "swiggity sweese i'm coming for that cheese
@dulleraxe1899
@dulleraxe1899 5 жыл бұрын
foxy 1987 wtf. Y did I laugh so hard
@teirdalin
@teirdalin 4 жыл бұрын
"What if you wrote down what the lottery numbers were going to be and gave it to me right now on this notepad?"
@TheDeadweightNero
@TheDeadweightNero 5 жыл бұрын
What if I... Put my Minecraft bed next to yours... Haha just kidding... ...Unless? 😳😳😳
@LePhomi
@LePhomi 5 жыл бұрын
“What if I asked you this question?”
@wendy5256
@wendy5256 5 жыл бұрын
What if What if?
@letsnotdothat975
@letsnotdothat975 5 жыл бұрын
You would get an answer
@Bushdidme
@Bushdidme 5 жыл бұрын
*what if man explodes*
@doomguy4331
@doomguy4331 4 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite creepypasta by far. Suspenseful, and has a deep moral. So many people are too focused on "what if" instead of what is. It can steal your life away.
@Icanonlycountto4
@Icanonlycountto4 5 жыл бұрын
My first time ever commenting, this story was incredible and enhanced by the chilling narration.
@domco_i
@domco_i 2 жыл бұрын
It's interesting that the What If Man isn't necessarily even an evil entity, but definitely otherworldly, neutral, and transcendent.
@poisoned_apple_juice
@poisoned_apple_juice 5 жыл бұрын
EPIC THEORY ALERT!!! Enon spelled backwards is None, so WHAT IF Enon is the What If Man and he is sending a warning that you shouldn't summon him because that's the real ammount of questions you can safely ask and he has you the second you ask "Are you him?"?
@MoistMarauder
@MoistMarauder 4 жыл бұрын
The part where he asks about if he went to college really hit close to home for me. I went to college and earned a job that I despise. I honestly hate almost everything about my job and my social life is pretty much at rock bottom.
@CrispyBacon1738
@CrispyBacon1738 5 жыл бұрын
netflix removed “the bye bye man” and i’m big shook (Canadian Netflix)
@pamelap.144
@pamelap.144 5 жыл бұрын
I was just watching that 😂
@JohnnylopezTG
@JohnnylopezTG 5 жыл бұрын
It’s no good so you’re not missing anything
@CrispyBacon1738
@CrispyBacon1738 5 жыл бұрын
Aidon Holloway-stone it was enjoyable, just gotta smoke a lot of weed first
@yahney-marie
@yahney-marie 5 жыл бұрын
This is terrifying, because it fills me with will to visit this man. I only have one question, but I don't think I want to know the answer.
@blakedurston
@blakedurston 5 жыл бұрын
i would've started with "What if i asked you how many questions i could ask before i lost my sanity?
@jinhunterslay1638
@jinhunterslay1638 5 жыл бұрын
“What if I ask the What-if man a question that even he doesn’t know the answer to?”
@lukesmith8896
@lukesmith8896 5 жыл бұрын
You will have never existed, the past will change from the point of time just before your conception to cause your mother to birth a different child.
@ladyphantomhive4060
@ladyphantomhive4060 5 жыл бұрын
Omfg I almost screamed while watching this. as soon as the "What If" Man said "What if I am?" the lights in the building I'm in flickered. ;_;
@culturalliberator9425
@culturalliberator9425 5 жыл бұрын
"What if I shot you in the face?" Me "What if you decide to be smart and didn't ask such a stupid question?" Him *Snaps my neck
@psychicflora
@psychicflora 5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes Reddit, the most supernatural place on internet.....
@trashcanjoe4902
@trashcanjoe4902 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know what good a “what if” question would even do you, it’s not like you can phrase it in such a manner “what If I knew the winning lottery number” he’d just say “you’d win the lottery”
@DOMDZ90911
@DOMDZ90911 5 жыл бұрын
"For in much wisdom, is much grief. And he that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow." - Al Mualim, Assassin's Creed
@iincandescentt
@iincandescentt 4 жыл бұрын
The "What if Man" is me at 3 am having philosophical and existential questions that have nothing to do with my life.
@Jade-yx8uu
@Jade-yx8uu 5 жыл бұрын
if this were real I would definitely ask a question... ' What if I continued my life the way I'm living now?' It's a great question to know whether you have to change the way you live...
@JohnnyWells-bh9nj
@JohnnyWells-bh9nj Жыл бұрын
Only one problem. If you ask him that question, you will either be satisfied with the answer, or you wont be, in which case you keep asking him what if questions about making this change or that, until you get to an outcome you like. But either way, now you know the script for the rest of your life, which will make it dull and unexciting.
@LokiNomiPunkChildLawliet
@LokiNomiPunkChildLawliet 5 жыл бұрын
Ooof such a good video, thank you for uploading this ♡
@skidadleghostidadle1726
@skidadleghostidadle1726 5 жыл бұрын
What if we kissed during the dark summoning ritual 🤭🤔😳 Hahahahha Unless 👀
@franciscalopez1442
@franciscalopez1442 3 жыл бұрын
Took a year but I got you to 69 likes
@internetwanderer5702
@internetwanderer5702 5 жыл бұрын
Me: What if man what if you shut the hell up What if man: doesn’t answer Me: :0
@captainmattypat2646
@captainmattypat2646 5 жыл бұрын
@@i3eaniie602 nigeria
@Honorkauser
@Honorkauser 5 жыл бұрын
Me: What if I knew how many questions I could ask safely? What if Man: You would ask the safe amount of questions. Me: Then I'll ask an extra. *What if man throws a smoke bomb and runs away
@paradigm537
@paradigm537 5 жыл бұрын
What if I asked for the outcomes of things not in the past, but of things I could presently do but haven't due to uncertainty?
@niche950
@niche950 5 жыл бұрын
that'd be the real value in all of this.
@dipulogan1452
@dipulogan1452 5 жыл бұрын
nice .
@JohnnyWells-bh9nj
@JohnnyWells-bh9nj Жыл бұрын
You still have to have an ingenious idea in mind to ask him about to see if it yields a positive outcome. He's the what if man. He's not the how can I man.
@magdalenalukac8242
@magdalenalukac8242 5 жыл бұрын
Me trying to make literally any decision in my life
@birdsnestfern5635
@birdsnestfern5635 5 жыл бұрын
Don't worry guys, the pic is just me walking into the hospital at night after pissing bees off for fun
@drippyog3935
@drippyog3935 Жыл бұрын
Cringe
@birdsnestfern5635
@birdsnestfern5635 Жыл бұрын
@@drippyog3935 bruh this was literally from three years ago. I've changed and grown as a person, and was just trying to make others laugh. You should do the same :)
@raidentheripper2462
@raidentheripper2462 5 жыл бұрын
The first time I readed the title I was thinking: "Vsauce, Michael here, what if...I was in your closet?"
@uknighted213
@uknighted213 5 жыл бұрын
Have you ever heard the story of the tasty ravioli man? When little children go to the supermarket with their parents and pass by the tasty ravioli man, the children go into a frenzy until their parents purchase the tasty raviolis from him. Legend says he was a chef at one time. The only thing he leaves behind are his initials. -R.D.
@ThatSpaceMann
@ThatSpaceMann 5 жыл бұрын
Pull a big brain move on the “What If” man and ask: *”What if I knew how many questions I can ask safely?”*
@beans.1013
@beans.1013 5 жыл бұрын
“What if I asked you a question you couldn’t answer?”
@adjmonkey
@adjmonkey 5 жыл бұрын
He could still deny you the answer while playing in his rules. “Then you wouldn’t ask me that many questions”
@empressgad
@empressgad 5 жыл бұрын
"What if " someone was dumb enough to try this? They're plenty of those idiots around...tell us how it turns out lol...
@morriganravenmist5539
@morriganravenmist5539 5 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking I bet someone will be dumb enough too try this!😂😁😂😁😂😁
@Tw0Dots
@Tw0Dots 5 жыл бұрын
But its fictional lol
@lolasum_sumi_san
@lolasum_sumi_san 5 жыл бұрын
It's not _dumb_ to try it. If it's real (unlikely) then be smart and ask questions that'll actually help. If it's not real then just have fun and fool around.
@ParaFox404
@ParaFox404 5 жыл бұрын
@@lolasum_sumi_san What if.... The world ended.
@wet4779
@wet4779 5 жыл бұрын
My friend John 💀
@danbobski5225
@danbobski5225 5 жыл бұрын
What if I missed a creeps upload? I would cry lol
@d.l.starling6684
@d.l.starling6684 5 жыл бұрын
this just in: dealing with disguised demons is a bad idea.
@Dr170
@Dr170 5 жыл бұрын
Braig is the "As If" Man
@Lexii_MSP
@Lexii_MSP 5 жыл бұрын
Bully: "you're very ugly, you should go look in the mirror" me: "have you looked at the what-if man, I could compare you to him" *I thought this was funny*
@thechuckjosechannel.2702
@thechuckjosechannel.2702 5 жыл бұрын
Here's an early pun, What If Creepypasta characters were real like us?
@Ollie0llie
@Ollie0llie 5 жыл бұрын
Are you trying to tell me that we are real?
@Dr170
@Dr170 5 жыл бұрын
L is Real 2021
@thechuckjosechannel.2702
@thechuckjosechannel.2702 5 жыл бұрын
@@Ollie0llie well I'm thinking Creepypasta characters mind you.
@Tw0Dots
@Tw0Dots 5 жыл бұрын
What if you were real? Instead of just a figment of my imagination ?
@internetwanderer5702
@internetwanderer5702 5 жыл бұрын
What if humans were actually real and I’m just not insane
@femmefuntime
@femmefuntime 5 жыл бұрын
The thing he takes is your peace of mind. The reason it takes some people more questions to hit that limit is because some people have the mental fortitude not to dwell on everything he’s said and shown and other’s don’t. I imagine some people could ask him all the questions in the world and lose nothing while some would lose everything after just one.
@jabbarmuhammad6167
@jabbarmuhammad6167 5 жыл бұрын
What if you showed your true form
@chrislacour4345
@chrislacour4345 5 жыл бұрын
Good question
@chrislacour4345
@chrislacour4345 5 жыл бұрын
But I have shown you it before
@anitajones2271
@anitajones2271 5 жыл бұрын
Chills
@chaitea5197
@chaitea5197 5 жыл бұрын
That man had me shaking my head every time he was like “but what if-”
@lilcheezit4326
@lilcheezit4326 5 жыл бұрын
I tried this and an old solids eating McDonald’s walked pass so I asked if it was him and he said “Want some candy? It’s over in my van.” And that’s the story how I got kidnapped
@antaresmaelstrom5365
@antaresmaelstrom5365 5 жыл бұрын
"What if you could not tell or show me the answer to this question or any subset of its recursions?"
@russiannpcbot6408
@russiannpcbot6408 5 жыл бұрын
*stands quietly
@russiannpcbot6408
@russiannpcbot6408 5 жыл бұрын
After a few minutes... *standing quietly intensifies
@internetwanderer5702
@internetwanderer5702 5 жыл бұрын
That would be a what if so he can still do it he would tell you what the comments of this comment say
@wugz9927
@wugz9927 5 жыл бұрын
“What if” we kissed on the battlebus 🤭
@theresamanbehindyou1539
@theresamanbehindyou1539 5 жыл бұрын
This was dope. I love this story and concept so much makes me wanna create my own story like this 😊
@KrustyPatty
@KrustyPatty 5 жыл бұрын
The what if man actually sounds like a nice being to talk to
@kam9466
@kam9466 2 жыл бұрын
still my favorite story 3 years later.
@Bahoosegumps
@Bahoosegumps 5 жыл бұрын
I like how he referenced the Midnight man.
@kingofautism2084
@kingofautism2084 5 жыл бұрын
The 'What If' Man: he makes AU stories of popular franchises.
@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728
@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728 5 жыл бұрын
What if spoons weren't occasionally made of metal?
@petraaasland8205
@petraaasland8205 5 жыл бұрын
:0
@nonchalantce0720
@nonchalantce0720 5 жыл бұрын
You devil....
@dangernoodle3343
@dangernoodle3343 5 жыл бұрын
i actually really like this one. the what if man is interesting in so many different ways which i really like
@evq8920
@evq8920 5 жыл бұрын
I saw the title and just thought, "do you mean my anxiety?"
@ElSpudman
@ElSpudman 5 жыл бұрын
You should mark instruction pastas somehow. I would have been on this a lot quicker if I knew beforehand.
@honeysantiago7891
@honeysantiago7891 5 жыл бұрын
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS Sir! I'm here early today! I freaking love the stories that you choose for us. Have a great day, Creeps and I'm sending you lots of love! 💞💞💞
@PaleozoicProductions
@PaleozoicProductions 5 жыл бұрын
Kid: *asks a what if question* Me:
@cheli4372
@cheli4372 5 жыл бұрын
Great story. Keep it up :)
@Prizzlesticks
@Prizzlesticks 5 жыл бұрын
"What if I asked you to dinner?" "Oh, my!
@JackKenison5000
@JackKenison5000 5 жыл бұрын
What if fortnite never existed? World peace and happiness!
@nicejdbehek
@nicejdbehek 5 жыл бұрын
Yup
@eduardo2415
@eduardo2415 5 жыл бұрын
Pachu dude
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