They all ask what if man, but never ask how is man
@ulriktnnesen59875 жыл бұрын
Nobody understands the poor old fella :(
@DioBrando-nb7yz5 жыл бұрын
:(
@randomuser54435 жыл бұрын
What man
@medusa81175 жыл бұрын
*“you just have to say that you’re fine even though you’re not fine you just have to say that because you know they’ll never understand”*
@habeasventuresinc.98585 жыл бұрын
hahahahah
@Xeviius5 жыл бұрын
Me: What if you never existed? What If Man: **dial-up noise**
@madscientistshusta5 жыл бұрын
*Snort* 😆
@catyoga36915 жыл бұрын
You will never knew me, everything is normal, poeple become insane because of me would not exist, and you will never knew or asking this question to me
@greatpower60635 жыл бұрын
You can't ask a master of possibility to die under any circumstance...because he already has died and lived under those same circumstances.
@nightstorm17435 жыл бұрын
Um the game wouldn't exist doi
@nightstorm17435 жыл бұрын
@@greatpower6063 Scientist and Big Brain peeps: *clapping*
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access5 жыл бұрын
But what if you just use an uno reverse card on the what if man
@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace5 жыл бұрын
That's the ultimate Red Pill of them all.
@jesus_-ud5fd5 жыл бұрын
Why do I see you everywhere
@Hochyming835 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, well played
@nonchalantce07205 жыл бұрын
Smort man
@mejbishow52975 жыл бұрын
how do i see you goddamn everywhere
@lilahdog5685 жыл бұрын
Some kid: *huddling in his dark closet hiding* Little brother: the what if man is here *closer door flies open* "hi Vsauce, Michael here! What if you were totally defenseless?"
@Weldedhodag5 жыл бұрын
loooool
@darkartist49325 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a legitimate creepypasta about this
@Felixstein4325 жыл бұрын
Tristin Miller yes
@Draconicus7025 жыл бұрын
I'd read that story, read that comic, or watch that movie any day.
@brianthompson19735 жыл бұрын
CLOSER?????????
@supleted5 жыл бұрын
"I know a guy that lost everything, and now he sits in a room, chewing his shirt" Well, the guy who has lost everything somehow still have a shirt and a room to himself.
@ollehkacb5 жыл бұрын
I think he means all if his mind.
@haydenmartin4405 жыл бұрын
Better than nothing
@ryanwhiteman91845 жыл бұрын
Probably not his room, probably not his shirt.
@richardfierro26995 жыл бұрын
Or he's in a psychiatric ward
@rebekahfunches68765 жыл бұрын
Not something he owned. But what was given to him due to the state of his mind. The property of a mental ward no doubt. Far all Enon knows, that man probably doesn't even know those things exist 🤷
@ethandaniel19045 жыл бұрын
What if my dad’s ACTUALLY getting milk?
@higgs74735 жыл бұрын
XD
@saki.rope_5 жыл бұрын
Oh boi
@randallorndorff5 жыл бұрын
*-milked
@wendy52565 жыл бұрын
He is making a milk production company
@ignzyriq5 жыл бұрын
Wow you have 123 likes... IMMA BE THE ONE THAT MAKES IT UNSATISFYING! 😂
@henryoppenheimer5 жыл бұрын
This is what the shredded cheese in my fridge sees at 3am.
@pigeon_person5 жыл бұрын
Again I must commend you. This comment is beautiful. Truly I thank you
@kinky25265 жыл бұрын
Still not original
@ookipuki5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂...ew :( funny I was thinking it looked like a rat/ mouse!
@nottoday75085 жыл бұрын
LMFAOO
@senkuo87305 жыл бұрын
Anything you do has been done before, nothing anyone does is original
@SonderLPS5 жыл бұрын
I think the twist is that even one is too much. The point is that we could still here and obsess over “what it could’ve been” when in reality, people need to keep going on with their lives.
@amandapratt73455 жыл бұрын
I agree. Yet once having met the What If Man, I deeply wanted OP to ask, "What If I felt sorry for you, The What If Man?"
@sharplily2 жыл бұрын
yes, that's the point, i think this story takes the "deal with the devil" approach to it, where no matter what the devil (or in this case, the what if man) will always win
@asianassassin72275 жыл бұрын
What if the ‘What If’ Man was real? Haha jk...unless...
@billarabga10555 жыл бұрын
im gonna try this ritual.
@mothman82745 жыл бұрын
Y'all should try it. And put it on KZbin I'd watch
@kazooiethebreegull92045 жыл бұрын
Hmm... What if?
@life-kk9xu5 жыл бұрын
What if I was?
@TheCompleteMental5 жыл бұрын
Or is he? *eyebrow raise* *_"Moon Men(instrumental)" plays_*
@davidstudent20495 жыл бұрын
Me: What if you didn't have ligma? What If man: What's ligma?
@Jackhunter198705 жыл бұрын
All of us: LIGMA BALLS,BITCH!!! What if man: *triggered 💯*
@Draconicus7025 жыл бұрын
Actually, i could totally see the "What If Man" responding like "Then there would be one less annoying trend in the world"
@benurban88755 жыл бұрын
Im about to end his entire career
@weightedblankett96565 жыл бұрын
**looks down and smirks** *_you poor fool, you have fallen to one of the classic blunders!_*
@baconbreakfast48005 жыл бұрын
Me: what if I laughed? You:oh
@deadchannel7365 жыл бұрын
"Sits in his room and chews on his shirt all day" Bruh why you exposing me like that?
@shaynanigans244 жыл бұрын
;-;
@ThatGuy-er5yt5 жыл бұрын
Wait till you see his cousin the ‘why did man’.
@uknighted2135 жыл бұрын
And his neighbor down the lane, far out man
@maddoxlacy90725 жыл бұрын
@@uknighted213 And his neighbor's son, Fall Out Boy
@SMLJeffy5 жыл бұрын
The “Guilt Trip Man”
@johnhawkins31515 жыл бұрын
“WHY DID the chicken cross the road?”😨
@alweighswright95105 жыл бұрын
Why did the old lady swallow the fly?
@RyujinRoninReach5 жыл бұрын
Imagine What if I was still with any of my exes Now that’s a nightmare
@sersastark5 жыл бұрын
Rogue Ronin the HORROR
@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace5 жыл бұрын
Rogue Ronin By gods that would be terrible. No thank you to almost getting herpes.
@seariakett42095 жыл бұрын
@ Rogue Ronin ▪︎▪︎▪︎ *ABSOLUTELY!* ▪︎▪︎▪︎ I'm sure that all of your ex's are very grateful that they dogged that bullet and got away from you.
@RyujinRoninReach5 жыл бұрын
Searia Kett ah I see you’re the one sided argument believers that probably doesn’t like men if the truth is too much for you don’t run your mouth like you know But hey you do you pal I wasn’t holding the smoking gun and my conscience is clear
@seariakett42095 жыл бұрын
@@RyujinRoninReach You started with a comment tanking *ALL* of your ex's as being the problem. The only thing common in all of your bad relationships is *YOU.* ▪︎▪︎▪︎ As for men, I lost my husband of 25 years, 4 and 1/2 years ago. You're right, I don't love men. (plural) *I loved one man for almost all of my adult life.* 💕
@DubCatXero4 жыл бұрын
There’s actually a really good moral to this story on top of it being well written and creepy. We can endlessly speculate and literally drive ourselves insane over possibilities, but at the end of the day there is no changing the past. This is the life we live and we have no choice but to accept that.
@MrHouse-jm1dv5 жыл бұрын
"what if my dad didn't die" That's horribly sad.. Spend time with your parents while you still have them..
@Everydayartist125 жыл бұрын
Nah
@rebekahfunches68765 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the reminder 🤗💜
@twinzzlers5 жыл бұрын
My dad's a dead beat
@MrHouse-jm1dv5 жыл бұрын
Well I'm terribly sorry for anyone who doesn't have close relations with their fathers/ parents. My comment isn't for everyone
@jacoboflaherty52825 жыл бұрын
No
@illy75445 жыл бұрын
BRO WHEN IT SAID “you will se someone walking towards you. Doesn’t matter if they’re young or old.” MY GRANDPA WAS WALKING TOWARD ME AHHHHH
@connorpalleschi65045 жыл бұрын
Zepra! Oh no
@buddypowe5 жыл бұрын
DAMNIT GRAMPA! *Grampa Simpson: "Ohdawhatcha!"
@KittenChanCorruptionArcc5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist you realize your grandpa died a year ago
@davidleblanc64165 жыл бұрын
_If that’s bad, wait til you hear the “Where is” man._ _Edit: 1K LIKES?! HOLY COW! THANK YOU SO MUCH!_
@dashua17355 жыл бұрын
The "Why Not" Man
@joshuasweeney11595 жыл бұрын
The when where man is a good one
@mohammedkenneth52295 жыл бұрын
Where is my dad?
@nonchalantce07205 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck
@nonchalantce07205 жыл бұрын
@@mohammedkenneth5229 where is my mom?
@spaghettiloaf95325 жыл бұрын
Me: What if I never met Joe What-If Man: Who's Joe? Me: J O E. M A M A
@neilb97685 жыл бұрын
You are a genius
@Deeznuts-ku8wg5 жыл бұрын
Ayy What if the what if mans jo mama has ligma?
@tsukarikaoru5 жыл бұрын
@@Deeznuts-ku8wg what's ligma
@Deeznuts-ku8wg5 жыл бұрын
@@tsukarikaoru heheh ill let another comment tell u
@noname-ww6ef5 жыл бұрын
@@tsukarikaoru I'm not worthy enough to tell you.
@madness15115 жыл бұрын
Me: what if creepsmcpasta was not real The what if man: everyone would suffer
@TGITyTy5 жыл бұрын
If I’m ever walking my streets at 12am and someone comes up to me and says “are you him” I’m 100% gonna say “what if I am”
@tsilvers52765 жыл бұрын
Me: are you him? What if man: what if I am? Me: what if you aren't?
@jphoenix96705 жыл бұрын
You: Wait fuck
@CenturianTale_Halo4 жыл бұрын
XDDD that's g o o d
@musofir22043 жыл бұрын
What if man: understandable. Have a nice day
@effeffiagonalick50785 жыл бұрын
You know you've achieved spooky nerd status when you know all the games and rituals listed in the beginning of the video.
@AmberCommentsThings5 жыл бұрын
The title should've been called "How To Summon Michael From Vsauce."
@andrewp26815 жыл бұрын
Where are your TOES?
@SweetMargonade5 жыл бұрын
Nice name
@ICT_raps4 жыл бұрын
That's too dangerous to explain
@wildbirbs9797 Жыл бұрын
Xdd
@graceful_rose_thorns5 жыл бұрын
Me: *Reads title* Me: So... anxiety?
@abner-w-5 жыл бұрын
"What if I knew the amount of questions I could ask before being unable to handle the consequences? What if you, the what if man, fell in love with someone? What if I could pay you with someone else's hope? What if I had been diagnosed earlier in life?" My four questions, most being about him because I honestly don't care so much about my stuff lol
@iloveyouamberappel5 жыл бұрын
People are dumb when asking questions. Why not "what if I were to ..." Then you get a good idea of what to do next in your life.
@ollehkacb5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, everyone seems to ask questions of the past but why not of the future?
@scorpio11935 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@rebekahfunches68765 жыл бұрын
Yes. But everyone just has certain questions they want answered..
@iloveyouamberappel5 жыл бұрын
@@rebekahfunches6876 Right but I am saying if you ask something about a choice you made in your past it's not helpful. You can't change your past.
@rebekahfunches68765 жыл бұрын
@@iloveyouamberappel Fair Enough.
@Conman93105 жыл бұрын
what if we kissed in Slenderman Forest😘 just joking😅 but mybe? 🤨
@nonchalantce07205 жыл бұрын
Maybe...
@deathbysockss55085 жыл бұрын
what if we was both cows and steave gave us wheat... ahah im joking im joking..... unless
@richard-hq1jf5 жыл бұрын
I will
@moonkandiie22735 жыл бұрын
So romantic
@bruhmoment4455 жыл бұрын
W-we may.. 😳
@Benjamin-lq8uo5 жыл бұрын
The ‘what if’ man is literally my anxiety whilst I’m spiralling
@straangeette5 жыл бұрын
Or the few moments when you decide you're going to bed for real and are laying in bed with your eyes closed.
@thxvilla5 жыл бұрын
He lied, though. Our Protagonist asked him "What if I asked you what you are?", which is okay to answer, because it starts with a "what if". That's within its rules. However, the question he would ask the "What-if Man" in that hypothetical scenario is "What are you?". This question shouldn't be answered because it doesn't start with "What if". Therefore, the what-if Man should've told him that he'd have to ask something else or simply not told him anything. But, he did. He answered that question. That's illegal.
@dipulogan14525 жыл бұрын
true,he was probably a fake
@robbespel83935 жыл бұрын
niiiice! you actually just destroyed the writer of this story with no chance of a comeback. love these sort of comments
@femmefuntime5 жыл бұрын
But he never lies and always answers your questions properly, he doesn’t pull the genie shit where if you wish for a million dollars you get a full bank truck dropped on you or something
@ParaFox4045 жыл бұрын
thank you and fuck you
@ParaFox4045 жыл бұрын
Also I found a fix, What if you told me what you were might be his reaction rather then their explanation...but you'd get something
@higgs74735 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah there’s always that one guy in class asking what if
@tomaskanka62235 жыл бұрын
hmmmm..........dreamer XD
@JohnnyWells-bh9nj Жыл бұрын
Interesting loophole here: One of the questions was: "What if I asked you who you are?" And the What If man answered by saying exactly who he is. If the "what if rule" was in force, then he would have said: "Then I wouldn't be able to answer the question of 'who are you?' because it was not put in the form of a what if question nor could it logically be put in such a form." But instead the what if man answered it anyway. So by that example: I could ask the what if man: "What if I asked you the winning numbers to tomarrow nights mega millions drawing?" And he would say: "I would tell you that the winning numbers are 6, 22, 34, 45, 69, mega ball 17." So you can get info out of him other than hypotheticals.
@sonic551935 жыл бұрын
How to get every answer you want from him and more with a single question. "What if I'm you?"
@julian0_05 жыл бұрын
„What if you never met joe ?“ What if man: „Who’s joe ?“ Me: *You Fool. You’ve fallen for one of the classic blunders*
@LayZKimochi420BlazeIt5 жыл бұрын
Actually I'm pretty sure the what if man is my friend when i try to explain to him that something is impossible
@saki.rope_5 жыл бұрын
What if there was a 3rd left for dead game World peace
@randomuser54435 жыл бұрын
No, conflict. Humans and monsters
@jamesm80025 жыл бұрын
TehLandOctopus this is so true
@COCHlNO5 жыл бұрын
True but at least they didn't ruin the franchise like most company's do with their popular games they want to milk
@dilonellis48215 жыл бұрын
I love that game so much
@SirNikto5 жыл бұрын
Left for dead and 2 were one of my memorable childhood games, still play it and still get nostalgia looking at some maps
@autumn_breeze6165 жыл бұрын
I like how the story is thematically consistent with the tendency for people to get caught up in "what ifs." Its more about the real danger of dwelling on a life you've never lived and what could have been than it is about a monster and a ritual. Super awesome story overall.
@stevenclark16622 жыл бұрын
But can't you also ask what if about your future instead of the past? What if I go into this professional field? What if I move to Connecticut? What if I don't stop smoking? You could find the best way to steer your future, right?
@asquirrel77575 жыл бұрын
Imagine he's like "are you him?" And the person is like "no *pulls out a gun*"
@Projectatusha5 жыл бұрын
Please make a sequel for this.....this is one of the best creepy pastas I have ever heard!!!
@turboturtle38715 жыл бұрын
bro the thumbnail looks like a gag reflex
@euphqria43345 жыл бұрын
just w h a t does this m e a n?
@ICT_raps4 жыл бұрын
T h a n k y o u f o r t h a t😂
@mariashadows13285 жыл бұрын
I'm only like 6 minutes in, but what if the anonymous person hes talking too IS the what if man and hes already losing his mind e.e Ah I know I'm probably wrong lmao
@HollowLily5 жыл бұрын
Honestly that’s what I was thinking too, would’ve been creepier in my opinion.
@lolasum_sumi_san5 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of the best CreepyPasta rituals. I really like the concept. I have questions about the unknown itself and aliens. Seriously though, what if it turns out to be real?
@highonthatzaza5 жыл бұрын
Me: *ARE YOU HIM?* Random person: *wtf*
@YTStarGazer4 жыл бұрын
NatalieGamer MKD I’ve now started walking out at 12 repeating the sentence What if I am? In my head
@joeysopinion44635 жыл бұрын
the guy in the thumb is like "swiggity sweese i'm coming for that cheese
@dulleraxe18995 жыл бұрын
foxy 1987 wtf. Y did I laugh so hard
@teirdalin4 жыл бұрын
"What if you wrote down what the lottery numbers were going to be and gave it to me right now on this notepad?"
@TheDeadweightNero5 жыл бұрын
What if I... Put my Minecraft bed next to yours... Haha just kidding... ...Unless? 😳😳😳
@LePhomi5 жыл бұрын
“What if I asked you this question?”
@wendy52565 жыл бұрын
What if What if?
@letsnotdothat9755 жыл бұрын
You would get an answer
@Bushdidme5 жыл бұрын
*what if man explodes*
@doomguy43314 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite creepypasta by far. Suspenseful, and has a deep moral. So many people are too focused on "what if" instead of what is. It can steal your life away.
@Icanonlycountto45 жыл бұрын
My first time ever commenting, this story was incredible and enhanced by the chilling narration.
@domco_i2 жыл бұрын
It's interesting that the What If Man isn't necessarily even an evil entity, but definitely otherworldly, neutral, and transcendent.
@poisoned_apple_juice5 жыл бұрын
EPIC THEORY ALERT!!! Enon spelled backwards is None, so WHAT IF Enon is the What If Man and he is sending a warning that you shouldn't summon him because that's the real ammount of questions you can safely ask and he has you the second you ask "Are you him?"?
@MoistMarauder4 жыл бұрын
The part where he asks about if he went to college really hit close to home for me. I went to college and earned a job that I despise. I honestly hate almost everything about my job and my social life is pretty much at rock bottom.
@CrispyBacon17385 жыл бұрын
netflix removed “the bye bye man” and i’m big shook (Canadian Netflix)
@pamelap.1445 жыл бұрын
I was just watching that 😂
@JohnnylopezTG5 жыл бұрын
It’s no good so you’re not missing anything
@CrispyBacon17385 жыл бұрын
Aidon Holloway-stone it was enjoyable, just gotta smoke a lot of weed first
@yahney-marie5 жыл бұрын
This is terrifying, because it fills me with will to visit this man. I only have one question, but I don't think I want to know the answer.
@blakedurston5 жыл бұрын
i would've started with "What if i asked you how many questions i could ask before i lost my sanity?
@jinhunterslay16385 жыл бұрын
“What if I ask the What-if man a question that even he doesn’t know the answer to?”
@lukesmith88965 жыл бұрын
You will have never existed, the past will change from the point of time just before your conception to cause your mother to birth a different child.
@ladyphantomhive40605 жыл бұрын
Omfg I almost screamed while watching this. as soon as the "What If" Man said "What if I am?" the lights in the building I'm in flickered. ;_;
@culturalliberator94255 жыл бұрын
"What if I shot you in the face?" Me "What if you decide to be smart and didn't ask such a stupid question?" Him *Snaps my neck
@psychicflora5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes Reddit, the most supernatural place on internet.....
@trashcanjoe49022 жыл бұрын
I don’t know what good a “what if” question would even do you, it’s not like you can phrase it in such a manner “what If I knew the winning lottery number” he’d just say “you’d win the lottery”
@DOMDZ909115 жыл бұрын
"For in much wisdom, is much grief. And he that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow." - Al Mualim, Assassin's Creed
@iincandescentt4 жыл бұрын
The "What if Man" is me at 3 am having philosophical and existential questions that have nothing to do with my life.
@Jade-yx8uu5 жыл бұрын
if this were real I would definitely ask a question... ' What if I continued my life the way I'm living now?' It's a great question to know whether you have to change the way you live...
@JohnnyWells-bh9nj Жыл бұрын
Only one problem. If you ask him that question, you will either be satisfied with the answer, or you wont be, in which case you keep asking him what if questions about making this change or that, until you get to an outcome you like. But either way, now you know the script for the rest of your life, which will make it dull and unexciting.
@LokiNomiPunkChildLawliet5 жыл бұрын
Ooof such a good video, thank you for uploading this ♡
@skidadleghostidadle17265 жыл бұрын
What if we kissed during the dark summoning ritual 🤭🤔😳 Hahahahha Unless 👀
@franciscalopez14423 жыл бұрын
Took a year but I got you to 69 likes
@internetwanderer57025 жыл бұрын
Me: What if man what if you shut the hell up What if man: doesn’t answer Me: :0
@captainmattypat26465 жыл бұрын
@@i3eaniie602 nigeria
@Honorkauser5 жыл бұрын
Me: What if I knew how many questions I could ask safely? What if Man: You would ask the safe amount of questions. Me: Then I'll ask an extra. *What if man throws a smoke bomb and runs away
@paradigm5375 жыл бұрын
What if I asked for the outcomes of things not in the past, but of things I could presently do but haven't due to uncertainty?
@niche9505 жыл бұрын
that'd be the real value in all of this.
@dipulogan14525 жыл бұрын
nice .
@JohnnyWells-bh9nj Жыл бұрын
You still have to have an ingenious idea in mind to ask him about to see if it yields a positive outcome. He's the what if man. He's not the how can I man.
@magdalenalukac82425 жыл бұрын
Me trying to make literally any decision in my life
@birdsnestfern56355 жыл бұрын
Don't worry guys, the pic is just me walking into the hospital at night after pissing bees off for fun
@drippyog3935 Жыл бұрын
Cringe
@birdsnestfern5635 Жыл бұрын
@@drippyog3935 bruh this was literally from three years ago. I've changed and grown as a person, and was just trying to make others laugh. You should do the same :)
@raidentheripper24625 жыл бұрын
The first time I readed the title I was thinking: "Vsauce, Michael here, what if...I was in your closet?"
@uknighted2135 жыл бұрын
Have you ever heard the story of the tasty ravioli man? When little children go to the supermarket with their parents and pass by the tasty ravioli man, the children go into a frenzy until their parents purchase the tasty raviolis from him. Legend says he was a chef at one time. The only thing he leaves behind are his initials. -R.D.
@ThatSpaceMann5 жыл бұрын
Pull a big brain move on the “What If” man and ask: *”What if I knew how many questions I can ask safely?”*
@beans.10135 жыл бұрын
“What if I asked you a question you couldn’t answer?”
@adjmonkey5 жыл бұрын
He could still deny you the answer while playing in his rules. “Then you wouldn’t ask me that many questions”
@empressgad5 жыл бұрын
"What if " someone was dumb enough to try this? They're plenty of those idiots around...tell us how it turns out lol...
@morriganravenmist55395 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking I bet someone will be dumb enough too try this!😂😁😂😁😂😁
@Tw0Dots5 жыл бұрын
But its fictional lol
@lolasum_sumi_san5 жыл бұрын
It's not _dumb_ to try it. If it's real (unlikely) then be smart and ask questions that'll actually help. If it's not real then just have fun and fool around.
@ParaFox4045 жыл бұрын
@@lolasum_sumi_san What if.... The world ended.
@wet47795 жыл бұрын
My friend John 💀
@danbobski52255 жыл бұрын
What if I missed a creeps upload? I would cry lol
@d.l.starling66845 жыл бұрын
this just in: dealing with disguised demons is a bad idea.
@Dr1705 жыл бұрын
Braig is the "As If" Man
@Lexii_MSP5 жыл бұрын
Bully: "you're very ugly, you should go look in the mirror" me: "have you looked at the what-if man, I could compare you to him" *I thought this was funny*
@thechuckjosechannel.27025 жыл бұрын
Here's an early pun, What If Creepypasta characters were real like us?
@Ollie0llie5 жыл бұрын
Are you trying to tell me that we are real?
@Dr1705 жыл бұрын
L is Real 2021
@thechuckjosechannel.27025 жыл бұрын
@@Ollie0llie well I'm thinking Creepypasta characters mind you.
@Tw0Dots5 жыл бұрын
What if you were real? Instead of just a figment of my imagination ?
@internetwanderer57025 жыл бұрын
What if humans were actually real and I’m just not insane
@femmefuntime5 жыл бұрын
The thing he takes is your peace of mind. The reason it takes some people more questions to hit that limit is because some people have the mental fortitude not to dwell on everything he’s said and shown and other’s don’t. I imagine some people could ask him all the questions in the world and lose nothing while some would lose everything after just one.
@jabbarmuhammad61675 жыл бұрын
What if you showed your true form
@chrislacour43455 жыл бұрын
Good question
@chrislacour43455 жыл бұрын
But I have shown you it before
@anitajones22715 жыл бұрын
Chills
@chaitea51975 жыл бұрын
That man had me shaking my head every time he was like “but what if-”
@lilcheezit43265 жыл бұрын
I tried this and an old solids eating McDonald’s walked pass so I asked if it was him and he said “Want some candy? It’s over in my van.” And that’s the story how I got kidnapped
@antaresmaelstrom53655 жыл бұрын
"What if you could not tell or show me the answer to this question or any subset of its recursions?"
@russiannpcbot64085 жыл бұрын
*stands quietly
@russiannpcbot64085 жыл бұрын
After a few minutes... *standing quietly intensifies
@internetwanderer57025 жыл бұрын
That would be a what if so he can still do it he would tell you what the comments of this comment say
@wugz99275 жыл бұрын
“What if” we kissed on the battlebus 🤭
@theresamanbehindyou15395 жыл бұрын
This was dope. I love this story and concept so much makes me wanna create my own story like this 😊
@KrustyPatty5 жыл бұрын
The what if man actually sounds like a nice being to talk to
@kam94662 жыл бұрын
still my favorite story 3 years later.
@Bahoosegumps5 жыл бұрын
I like how he referenced the Midnight man.
@kingofautism20845 жыл бұрын
The 'What If' Man: he makes AU stories of popular franchises.
@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo57285 жыл бұрын
What if spoons weren't occasionally made of metal?
@petraaasland82055 жыл бұрын
:0
@nonchalantce07205 жыл бұрын
You devil....
@dangernoodle33435 жыл бұрын
i actually really like this one. the what if man is interesting in so many different ways which i really like
@evq89205 жыл бұрын
I saw the title and just thought, "do you mean my anxiety?"
@ElSpudman5 жыл бұрын
You should mark instruction pastas somehow. I would have been on this a lot quicker if I knew beforehand.
@honeysantiago78915 жыл бұрын
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS Sir! I'm here early today! I freaking love the stories that you choose for us. Have a great day, Creeps and I'm sending you lots of love! 💞💞💞
@PaleozoicProductions5 жыл бұрын
Kid: *asks a what if question* Me:
@cheli43725 жыл бұрын
Great story. Keep it up :)
@Prizzlesticks5 жыл бұрын
"What if I asked you to dinner?" "Oh, my!
@JackKenison50005 жыл бұрын
What if fortnite never existed? World peace and happiness!