The White Girl™️ Bit

[@BackwoodSpiritAnimal]

"Red flags need love too." - Reggie, the GOAT

[@Sagragoth]

two weeks later and this phrase still pops into my mind unprompted, it's such a fucking banger

[@OrionMcFozzle]

"We've been with you since high school! We got you into fighting games! We got you into JoJo! We got you into Dark Souls!" Fuck, dude, not like this...

[@oradrive745]

I did legit get into jojo from two best friends

[@dontgetgrabbed]

Hearing that and frantically looking for a “gift sub” option on KZbin like one of Pavlov’s dogs

[@coltonallgire1135]

I know there are more parts, but the ending to JoJo part 6 was so perfect I want that to be the series finale.

[@TrillgataQ]

Got into Kamen Rider because of Woolie

[@Goku1391]

​@@coltonallgire1135 you say that till you witness the steel ball run. I can't wait to see that d4c shit animated

[@laxor0519]

Man I am so glad Woolie is too ethical to start a cult.

[@masterxl97]

Only because he lacks the means to do what he wants. Once he gets ahold of that Asimov “Look Into the Past” Machine, he WILL create the Church of Universal Truth later that day.

[@iller3]

-hustle- FLOW

[@nooberstone]

what you mean fighting came is hella cultish

[@blt4033]

That we know of

[@Isosyth]

Yeah, we're so lucky that the magnanimous and pure Leader would never start a cult. So when are we all gathering to help the Prince of Lies retake the Throne of Maddentown?

[@kkjingles3712]

Woolie got me into Devil May Cry! How could he not care about me like a son?! We’re basically family!

[@StellaStarfall]

Woolie is fucking frightening, because if he really wanted to, he could do this bit but for real. His moral fiber is the only barrier between him and supervillainy.

[@CC_Chariot]

*looks at the random selfie I took with Woolie at ANYC 4 years ago* "It was all fake?" "OF COURSE IT WAS FAKE"

[@LW1773]

It's true, subbing to Woolie automatically puts you in his will.

[@trashman1605]

I'll finally get my 7 dollars

[@pathfindersavant3988]

Unknown to everyone though, the will doesn't *guarantee* we get anything, instead it adds you to a roster to fight in the Tournament of Darlington where we must fight over the scraps of his last will and testament.

[@jessebarnes5411]

Unfortunately it just gets you automatic entry into the afterlife tournament

[@Spicypuff]

I can't wait for my $1.50

[@thecatlurking]

The fact that Woolie can pull that caliber of Nakama Speech out of his back pocket not just once but twice is a testament to his Power and I for one am glad he's not the cult leader type.

[@malikoniousjoe]

What being raised in the church does to a man

[@Samuel-yf6pl]

When this happened live it felt like the world was simultaneously ending and being born again. It was phenomenal.

[@zerwif]

Like that Xbox ad of the baby aging into a grave.

[@Professor-Badger]

Welcome to the family 🙏 brother It just kept going though, it was so stupid.

[@bugleberryfancam5820]

I was afraid

[@wohdinhel]

MADE IN HEAVEN

[@oradrive745]

So made in heaven

[@sirlenemodesto2665]

Is Reggie a "I can fix her" man?

[@bode284]

Reggie is a "I could fix her, but honesty whatever the hell is wrong with her is way hotter"

[@Shadow6OO]

"I could make her worse"

[@Brandon_Brando]

"Red flags need love to"

[@no1important777]

reggie is a "anything with a pulse" man

[@artofwar420]

We all saw the Mass Effect LP. Reggie is on a mission, and that mission is fucking.

[@hunleyahmar]

Reggie playing hype man in the background is real wingman energy

[@Doomroar]

The fact that Reggie gets it, is perfectly aware of why it is wrong, but still insist that if he could he would like. follow, subscribe and donate, is the funniest shit My boy is down bad horrendous

[@Nukle0n]

Was like a Doctor King speech all of a sudden

[@pareidolist]

It took him about thirty seconds to sync up _perfectly_ with Woolie's energy

[@Shugamri]

You can tell that Woolie and Reggie, but especially Woolie, are from an entirely different EON of the Internet, with how effortlessly they can pick up on the kinds of parasocial cues that lead to joining cults

[@createmakestuff4694]

Never thought I'd say this, but I miss the wild west version of the internet when "then" old people hadn't realized how much money their mega corporations could make from it.

[@Shugamri]

@@createmakestuff4694 We all do brother, we all do, leastways those of us who lived through those Old Days and Old Ways

[@artofwar420]

It’s just being mature (old) enough to have seen all the tactics used by cult leaders. It is unfortunate how the youth are so easily manipulated by some internet “personalities” when I’d think they should know better. But that just mean I’m an old mfer too haha😂

[@Wineclaw]

The quick zoom-in on Reggie after "I'll remember your name" fucking broke me

[@letmeshowumypkmn]

Oh my god he dug *DEEP* for the white girl bit. It's been a long time since I've been reminded about Maddentown

[@jfp4life]

Woolie brought it up on this week's podcast so it was fresh on his mind

[@goldglovegrappler1382]

When he said "you've been watching me some high school" I felt that. Because I have. I'm 26. I'm really glad he used this power on a bit and not for evil because that shit would've WORKED.

[@flightlessagbsls]

God same long time but the down to earth is why Im still here

[@justcallmedj9264]

EASILY!!

[@StreetMisfit]

Same

[@trashman1605]

If Woolie has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Woolie has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Woolie has only one fan then that is me. If Woolie has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Woolie, then I am against the world.

[@MichaelWasnotTaken]

Amen

[@broomy1610]

Hell yeah brother

[@Twighlight191]

Your username being 'trash man' makes your statement so powerful

[@Hyroblaze88]

Aye brother. You have my bow

[@rangerghost2474]

We are the first and last defense.

[@SimplySwayze]

Oh my god, the Frenzy meter building up over Woolie’s head fucking _killed_ me

[@minit9999]

"You can't reinforce bad behavior guys." -Woolie, as he and Reggie cracks open a cold one in-sync.

[@CanalCAPSLOCK]

The amazing part this video does not show was the sudden burst of Gift subs on chat when Woolie started at 2:20

[@markcampbell8590]

Woolie has realized the power of the weapon known as “parasocial relationships” 💀

[@vivamexico254]

Weaponized parasocial relationships... Jesus christ ... Thats some next level villain shit

[@Americanbadashh]

@@vivamexico254 That's called, The Algorithm

[@MsAnimeEagle]

4:03 That sudden anime gleam in Reggie's eyes when he says "WE LOVE YOU ALL THE TIME~☆" kills me, lol.

[@KnightsDisillusion]

The editing is legit 10/10, a true certified white girl classic.

[@N7niko]

Reggie out here championing the absolute worst path humanity has gone on. “Red flags need love too”

[@Vaksharules1999]

"We'll never let you down" being followed by Woolie earnestly saying "We'll NEVER let you go" killed me because I went from laughing at the "influencer preying on parasocial relationships subtly" to "influencer mask off saying you're there forever."

[@leonardchurch814]

COOOOME BREAK ME DOOOOWN BURY ME BURY ME I AM FINISHED WITH YOOOOU!

[@Inerrant1]

I literally had a dream last night where I was helping Woolie (or maybe he was helping me?) move things out of a U-Haul and I was like, "...Lookin forward to Mass Effect 3, man." and that was it. That was the whole dream. When I woke up, I was like 'Oh no... Not you too, ancient reptilian brain.'

[@Delivery-Witch-Express]

Make sure the fight cab isn’t broken

[@Shugamri]

You had your very own Tumblr Dream Obama moment with YT Dream Woolie

[@crybirb]

I started watching Best Friends play when they were on Machinima, back when it ended it felt so world ending for me then I realized "wait, this is f-up, I need to leave this stuff", then I dropped all of the community things and stopped following everyone on YT or Twitch. I just tune in some times for clips, but never again.

[@Solusarian]

my jaw is hurting from how hard its grinning Woolie knows exactly how hard to go into a bit to inflict maximum effect

[@Taiyou94]

This is the opposite of the Low Tier God clip

[@Tribophopic]

The feeling is like an overbearing parent guilting you into loving them.

[@myhatzulu]

@@Tribophopic woolie lovebombing

[@dinglebel9987]

i am having some really bad back pain right now, Woolie saying "you!" and pointing straight at the camera just sent it from a 6 to a 10 because i was laughing so hard. damn you man

[@mortified0]

Woolie transmitted his Disco Elysium back breaking laughter moment to you! Just for you! You matter!

[@visoreyes6393]

3:11 Reggie's voice: "I'll remember your name!" Reggie's face: Eh, maybe not.

[@Wolfsbane101]

Not gonna lie, the old channel with the whole crew got me into some games I probably wouldn’t have tried otherwise

[@joinsideke]

Same. But not fighting games. Sorry Woolie, but your magic has no effect on me!

[@lifeiscrap103]

I wouldn't have cared about Nier if it wasn't for the LP. MUFFINS ARE CAKES!

[@warzone822]

It also saved me from buying some games

[@Celt420]

It's quite awkward to have woolie give me a motivational speech while im naked using the bathroom

[@styno9295]

You need the motivational speech when you're at your most vulnerable.

[@Vaksharules1999]

He thinks about YOU, INDIVIDUALLY, every night

[@LittleMountain90]

The reach to the sky at 1:00 onwards. Reggie thirsting so hard it's turning Woolie religious again.

[@Homodemon]

That definitely was the face of a man turning to god for the first time in decades

[@IINS519]

Oh man... ... I have been watching Woolie since highschool...

[@MinersLoveGames]

Don't let it set in!

[@redeyedtiger]

How unfortunate.. 😔

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

since you were in high school, or since *he* was? very important distinction.

[@IINS519]

@@miguelnewmexico8641 ever since he was. I foresaw his rise to prominence when I was 7 and have been watching it from afar in real time!

[@BloodyBulletShellz]

Woolie actually gave me a hug before though

[@MaxiusTheGod]

It was just his after image.

[@populatethemoon]

He jokes about introducing us to fighting games and JoJo but no shit, I got back into fighting games because of Woolie and him and Pat were how I found out about JoJo lmao

[@idiotindustries]

the joke is that it's REAL

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

About everything he said was true for me, minus I started In like grade 7 or earlier with them

[@just_matt214]

Same here.

[@Shadowlily1112]

I got into so many things because of SBFP, fighting games to Godzilla to gundam and Platinum games

[@zerwif]

I had sort of the inverse experience. The boys were how I found out Jojo wasn't an original Capcom IP.

[@everforward5561]

"Red flags need love, too." Reggie, year of our lord, 2022.

[@NevetsTSmith]

Is this the crown jewel of Woolie VS The Algorithm? I'm feeling an urgent itch to reward him with hundreds of dollars right now.

[@MichaelWasnotTaken]

Oh God. Our brains have a backdoor and a moonroof. The chemicals. You feel them too.

[@Tribophopic]

I’ve always known. I just wanted to pretend it was different.

[@CyricZ]

Seriously, though. Like Pat got me into Yakuza and my life has never fucking been the same. Like he did nothing for me directly or personally and yet. I don't actually know what I can safely do with that feeling of gratitude.

[@ZdkDzk]

Be personally thankful that it happened and then move on. There's nothing to do with it that wouldn't have the opposite affect, and you're under no obligation to try.

[@bugleberryfancam5820]

Pat is literally diagnosed my depression on the old podcast lmfao

[@insanityv2]

What you do is pay it forward. Get someone else into Yakuza. By force if you need to.

[@thesmogo]

@@bugleberryfancam5820 best friends caused my depression when they broke up 😔

[@matehiqu9905]

Woolie got me in to Devil May Cry, the way I repay it is by passively giving him income by watching KZbin videos

[@visoreyes6393]

5:45 "Don't reward bad behavior." -Cracks open a beer.

[@MrHeorhe]

1:03 woolie closes his eyes and raises a hand to God in an attempt to cling to his sanity, and then lands the mixup into a facepalm, combo'd with "its not worth it"

[@hennyzhi2261]

Your editor Sera deserves a raise for this bit - haven't cracked up this much in a while.

[@MoltandMigrate]

Whenever I feel the urge to feel the friend connection with a creator I've never met, I just imagine how offputting it would be to have James Corden be unhealthily obsessed with me.

[@labcoatgorilla6784]

Yeah but James corden is kinda off putting by default. Don’t put yourself down like that.

[@FrostedZaibatsu]

The irony of Woolie saying "i got you into Dark Souls". No "we" got "you" into Dark Souls

[@HoldB_toRun]

Oh no, Woolie DID get me into Dark Souls, he hit me with a specific target, shit!!

[@machamp623]

"red flags need love too" is a hell of a phrase

[@zedre7633]

Woolie has the power of being around enough internet _and_ pastors through his life. He's double dipping.

[@imperialmonkeys1]

You know Woolie, this might be a bit about parasocial relationships but you and the old crew really did introduce me to so much stuff that I fell in love with. MGS, Dark Souls, JoJo, Legend of the Galactic Heros, Resident Evil, and a whole big ass pile of other things too. Thanks guys, keep up the good content, I'm always excited to see what you're doing next

[@Ellievsgod]

I was so laughing along with this bit and having a good time clowning on people who fall for this shit until he brought up getting me into jojo and dark souls, and i felt something in my heart and I realized that I am not immune to being parasocial. really hoping woolie never gets that see the past machine cause I would absolutely be a mark for the universal truth church.

[@yuggoth777]

NOW HE'S OUR SHEPHERD AND WE'RE HIS FLOCK

[@phoenixsplash135]

Reggie understanding and jumping on the bit so quickly at 2:20 shows why these guys are great together

[@KnightsDisillusion]

That ending killed me.

[@Pebbleblast]

One time I saw Woolie at a convention and ever since then Ive been telling people I know Woolie and we are friends who hang out sometimes

[@cyrus9424]

You can pinpoint the exact moment Woolie's soul left his body momentarily.

[@MrJimboABC]

I hate that half the things you were joking about in your pitch were very accurate to me haha

[@Dashrendar7]

Woolie put up his hand like he was about to testify to the Lord on behalf of Reggie lol

[@wrathofnerds]

Woolie talking to John EyepatchWolf right now

[@TheSinfulBliss]

Not gonna lie... that DID make me want to give you some money. Love you too white girl Woolie and Reggie. 😂

[@SuperVersen]

Despite his own views, you can literally see Woolie reach out to god to guide Reggie away from the darkness.

[@KaroSword]

I'm glad woolie knows we've been here too long

[@TortoiseMaximus]

The algorithm certainly wasn't the one that brought us here

[@kirbyfanprime]

@@TortoiseMaximus the match is currently at neutral; he got some good hits in, though. ...I wouldn't have known what that sentence met before Woolie drilled FGC lingo into my brain.

[@princeshadow13]

I'm sad Woolie didn't get a green-and-purple bathwater image for this bit

[@madamastersgaming]

Real talk: binging all the podcasts from day one with the ol boys, at episode 121 right now, on the way to Super Castle Beast and I'm going to knock that out. Woolie, you are for real the most humble, giving, and radical human being on the platform. Penultimate beast dog megaboss.

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

I was waiting for Woolie to start talking in tongues at some point, got that church vibe.

[@silverroddo1468]

I mean, Woolie got me into Dark Souls 2, DS2 specifically. No other souls or souls-like, just DS2. The good one.

[@kuronaMermaid]

This thumbnail is so powerful, I'm literally shaking in awe.

[@ph33rt3hn00b]

Woolie and Reggie really cares, fr fr 🤣🤣🤣

[@redghosts13]

Props to Reggie for getting teary eyed for the bit

[@phoenixsplash135]

0:53 I love the subtle little squint Woolie adds as he judges Reggie unworthy

[@rowanatkinson3594]

You ever be so thirsty you spontaneously turn your friend into a televangelist?

[@silverroddo1468]

Woolie, turning to the lord, looking (off screen) for help for this man.

[@Roronoa2zoro]

I know it's a bit, but honestly, the old channel really did get me into a lot of things that would otherwise probably never have entered my world. Jojo, Resident Evil, X-Files, Berserk and probably a bunch more things that I now love and don't even remember that I got into from watching the old vids and LPs. That *did* happen. And yet I'm not subbed to any of the old guys on twitch or patreon. Can't believe I've been a fake fan for ten years.

[@Ace5004]

Ah, the 30 seconds mars played on rubber chicken. That's a good endcap to the white girl cult of WooliveVS.

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

I hate that he totally nailed me on this shit, all of it was true except him getting me into dark souls. Fuck, lmao

[@Sultan-wj3gp]

Yes, you tell them, Kings! I was here for such a moment!

[@yukiminsan]

parasocial relationships are here to stay nobody can stop us from being losers

[@theessenceofawesome1]

Okay the vergil judgement nut ending to parallel the cod 360 no scope ending on the original clip is absolutely top tier content So is the rest but I hadn't seen that part before

[@eseph_agen]

Woolie finally acknowledged our friendship

[@meatshield_]

I'm so glad that the guy who I don't know personally and doesn't know me is always looking out for me and every other person who occasionally checks his shit out from time to time.

[@Ryans_tryin]

Why is no one commenting about how fucking sick that combo video being synced to the lyrics was??

[@KingWhoShallReturn]

Oh heck yeah it's the bit from the subreddit! Good job SeraGeranium!

[@phalanx9834]

I completely agree with the ridiculousness with the bit, while also acknowledging I had a dream where I talked to woolie about fire emblem characters over dinner

[@badpope]

Thank you Woolie. I finally feel seen. And yes, I will give you power of attorney.

[@SvarogAristaeusAllen]

I could feel my brain melting through this bit, but in a good way.

[@shadowsofpain]

Best 30 bucks I ever spent, the bit was too strong lol

[@SBJ_Tube]

The channel liked my comment in the past, that means Woolie might call for a ride from the airport and vice versa. We're that close!

[@TheDrLeviathan]

Maddentown isn't a place. It's that special feeling deep in your heart. Say yes to your heart. Say yes to Maddentown.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

1:01 That is a "Lord help this man" face if I've ever seen one

[@brinsonm4534]

I hope you two get a podcast soon

[@damonsghost9235]

Bruh.

[@punishedfist]

Thank you. You got me into the SNES back in the 90s.

[@finallyaleks]

Being true to the original and putting the gameplay montage clip at the end sold this for me and IS WHY YOU ARE MY STREAMER YOU ARE MY FRIEND YOU

[@MrSGZone]

I'm so glad I have a best friend like Woolie. We've been through so much.

[@matthewv9304]

interaction go up

[@tomisabum]

It's all fun and games till Woolie and Reggie get their hands on THE ALGORITHM marker. Make us whole, twitch streamers. Make. Us. WHOLE.

[@tartoflan]

I used to be a "I can fix her" guy, until she broke me. Seriously, stay away from crazy

[@DonutHolestien]

R I P past innocence

[@chero666]

1:00 Woolie reaching out to the Lord that he once abandoned for guidance after Reggie dropped the, "I shouldn't..."

[@FrostyFin]

Even the red flags go to Reggie's bunting.

[@FeenieVonKarma]

"you've been watching me since highschool" sorry Woolz, I'm actually a lil bit older than you. I was 27 when I first watched TBFP, and that was 10yrs ago 🤣🤣 it made me chuckle when Woolie was like "don't encourage that behaviour" at the end lol

[@gmkgoat]

Why are you calling me out like this, Woolie

[@user-ko5ul7yi1x]

All's left is for Woolie to place his hands on Reggie's afro and for weepy Reggie to collapse from with the power of gamer-blessing.