The Witch (2015) KILL COUNT

[@DeadMeat]

**CORRECTION: The costume designer for this movie was LINDA Muir, not Lisa Muir. My apologies!** Also, probably should've counted the twins. My bad!

[@gus4386]

Linguinii ikr

[@jezzie6677]

You should do the movie “the new mutants” I

[@barcelafrancinemariem.7765]

Better late than never

[@bear0fdespair201]

HAHA

[@SayMy_User_Name]

When black Phillip starts talking man that shit was creepy as all hell

[@almightyegglord4365]

“Baby blood gives you wings” Red Bull: *sweats profusely*

[@luka.7395]

Waiting for this comment to blow up

[@guestusersomething4340]

>Implying that Red Bull isn’t just canned baby blood

[@MonoCrowbo]

Red Bull. Gives You Wings. Baby Blood. Makes You Satan.

[@lukeschoeppner2703]

10/10 well done

[@agent5333]

We’ve cracked the code, lads.

[@alex-yd4qq]

I love how James doesn't just jump from kill to kill but instead he gives us a rundown of the movie and gives us puns and the weird one-liners

[@hydrix6419]

Sometimes I like it and sometimes I dont. But that's why I follow this channel and carnage count!

[@alexjosh9666]

The one liners and puns make the entire video

[@orenges]

Same!

[@allaboutbasketball2695]

That’s why I follow the channel

[@sotos2575]

Thats what seperates him from no name kill counters

[@lorelai2607]

Thomasin: I'm not a witch her mother:that's exactly what a witch would say

[@puncherofbread]

A non witch would admit to being a witch

[@UniCops]

@@puncherofbread there's a witch *among us*

[@Art_museum28]

I think their family’s accusations of witchcraft in their kids got them killed and their oldest child a witch(Sorry I haven’t seen the actual movie!!)

[@eldritchcupcakes3195]

As a witch I would pretend to hex her with my dying breath

[@MIXANDMTCH]

mother: witch says what thomason: what

[@netherdominater9960]

I love the irony that all the false accusations of her being a witch eventually drive the girl to actually become a witch

[@andreeaandronic1361]

Yeah. Not really. She has the pact with the devil because she has no other choice. She can't survive in the wilderness and she can't go to a nearby village as they would kill her(as she'd be suspected a witch who murdered her entire familyandno one would believe her). I don't think it's something like: "You wanted to see a witch? Look at me now, mom!". It's the only way she can survive.

[@andreeaandronic1361]

And I also think it was all planned, as they were all vulnerable in the wilderness and lost in their faith. The masculine characters were of no need to the devil, the baby was ointment for brooms to make them fly and the women in the family were supposed to be alive to become witches. Her mother would have eventually become a witch herself, if Thomasin didn't kill her. But in the end, the last women left alive were to fall into despair and become witches.

[@Cangeltibon]

Not just false accusations is the lack of autonomy, remember the dad selling the cup, nearly everyone but her contributed to her descent and the only thing she did at the very end was accept it. The baby was taken, the cup was sold turning her mother already grieving mother against her, then the brother is taken, cursed, and dies confirming their was witch, the father never communicating or admitting to being wrong keeps trying to take control and patch thing up, so his wife 2 children down and highly suspicious of one understandably loses touch with reality, desperate and not knowing which girl is the witch he locks them all away, we never see the twins after that, dad get taken out by Phil, and mom tries to kill her and she’s kills mom in self defense, with no where left to go her only choice in the entire movie was to live or die.

[@robertdavison507]

The idea of both societal constraints and accusations of witchcraft driving people towards witchcraft is constantly explored in witchcraft stories of the period, you are spot on in noticing it. This movie does a great job exploring those old ideas

[@kodileigh6155]

Negative adolescent self-fulfillment in Supernatural setting

[@Mooshkajoe]

Some of the most talented child actors I've ever seen.

[@amityislandchum]

Definitely! I just watched this movie for the first time, and I was absolutely blown away by that boy's death scene! Better than most seasoned adult actors.

[@beefcakesmchunkerson9079]

Especially Caleb!

[@GeoGamerArtistVlogger]

i wish i was that talented

[@robertosergiodealmeida8412]

@@GeoGamerArtistVlogger I wish i was talented in something

[@JohnGalt916]

Haven't seen a lot of child actors i see

[@sifsif2725]

Summary: Everyone: "SHE'S A WITCH!!! " Her: "I'm not a witch!! " Everyone :"Yes you ARE" Her: "Fine then, I'll be a god dam witch"

[@mdl2013]

It made me remember eren

[@hayleypaigereviews6744]

Me to my dad when he calls me a bitch

[@slothgacha3905]

@@hayleypaigereviews6744 he means dog and dogs are cute so don’t take it as a insult

[@yungnash2326]

666 likes. NOICE👹😄😭

[@sifsif2725]

@@yungnash2326 *sweats profusely

[@jakemitchell1132]

I love how Eggers is convicted to making everything so historically accurate, that he has stated that he still hates that every time he sees this film, he notices Joy’s earring holes.

[@elsagreen1476]

Interesting! It would have been easy to cover up. Goes to show that every little detail matters

[@andrew-rn9ui]

Piercings have been a thing for thousands of years tho 😅

[@karlmarx1745]

@@andrew-rn9ui yeah, but puritans would not approve of earrings :]

[@stevenmattrell3448]

“But maybe she’s a nice witch?” (Witch starts manically laughing) “No, that’s a mean witch laugh!”

[@monksmom1]

Somehow, i never saw her in the barn....i was wondering what happened when the twins disappeared.

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

Steven M Attrell She grinded up a baby in the 1st few minutes of the movie VERY bad witch

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Oh yeah.

[@Angel-uk6dm]

“Wouldst thou like the taste of, *butter* ?”

[@djmonkeycock]

Why Don’t We Get Ramen People who eat butter by the stick: *yes*

[@darcym9638]

However, Thomasin was avoiding saturated fats and therefore declined to live deliciously. Her body was found the next spring by a hunting party, yet another victim of diet culture.

[@dddila]

@@darcym9638 well, witch gotta have good body =)

[@ItsNerfOrNathan]

me casa is su casa, *baaa*

[@SpiralLegend]

*exotic butters*

[@themonky5274]

"Black phillip did not care that i wanted to make the movie, and i respect it." i do respect the goat as well

[@maysae.2010]

Well thank you for respecting me

[@looseygoosey1349]

"1800 pounds of do whatever the heck I want." "I can respect that." Lincoln commercial.

[@acealpine6806]

Likewise, later on, Black Philip did not want to become the main course at the family cookout, and I respected that as well. But he tasted good none the less.

[@emberpowertcg7692]

@@acealpine6806 good one

[@cadelittle7365]

The kids literally singing worship chants about black Phillip going unnoticed is one of the most missed red flags ever

[@you-5-iver804]

I hated the twins, if only Black Philip that flithy crap ate those twins or something

[@Christopher_moltisanti123]

​@@you-5-iver804yeah for sure

[@Christopher_moltisanti123]

​@@you-5-iver804the witch got to that it's all good

[@myamdane6895]

That part creeped me the fuck out. They’re literally singing hymns about the devil and their dad doesn’t even notice…

[@viewtifuljacob]

​@@myamdane6895 I believe the dad turned a blind eye to most things because of his pride. He never wanted to admit he has let his family down and instead would compulsively cut wood to look productive.

[@adams.2407]

Tommison: I am not a witch My friends: Sounds like something a witch would say

[@stay3512]

it also sounds like something that a non witch would say.

[@thatterrariaguidenpc8054]

666 likes, witch.

[@lpslover1972]

LoL

[@jr.grimplatypus8397]

That's exactly what a synth would say!

[@teh9bitlol94]

Nah

[@dehkrittykrat]

The mother actually pissed me off so much in this

[@redblushinrose]

I know I hated the mother so much

[@wkatc007]

Y'all just have mommy issues lol

[@redblushinrose]

@@wkatc007 plz tell me this is a joke

[@nym_r0dd]

she’s a good actress, so she did her job then!

[@tylerdunn4850]

I’m friends with the actresses daughter

[@psl6145]

"As anyone who's played Don't Starve would know" That was the last reference I expected to come out of you. +10 respect.

[@msd9485]

MY CLONE!

[@blimpyou]

The night before this came out, he played don’t starve together with Chelsea

[@_jokester_8537]

Don't forget to bring a hambat and a torch

[@psl6145]

@@blimpyou Did he stream it or something?

[@blimpyou]

Lan Ru yeah

[@xanderfoley6641]

William death is sad because he understands or at least tries to understand his children instead of immediately turning on them like the mother. He’s probably one of the best characters in the film.

[@chubbybunny6975]

And then he died from the one thing he was good at: chopping wood.

[@colinbaldwin313]

That's true. However, for most of the movie, he's probably the most reprovable character. He steals his wife's cup to trade for supplies and takes a long time to confess even after his daughter is blamed for it. He can't admit the bleakness of their food situation; he and Caleb have to go hunting, but lie to Katherine about it so she won't worry. Chopping firewood is the only thing he can do well to provide for his family. Overall, he's still sympathetic because we sense his vulnerability, and his unwillingness to face his own sins and shortcomings. He wants to be seen (by himself as well as his wife) as a good Christian and a strong "man of the family," but he's actually weak and dishonest. During his last night on Earth, he finally breaks down and confesses all the sins he's been trying to excuse and dismiss, offering himself to God in exchange for his children's salvation. A great character: mightily flawed, but still good at heart.

[@ri260]

No f him lol

[@carlosdumbratzen6332]

​@@colinbaldwin313it is interesting how this whole movie is a tragedy of Williams making. I think the worst is that we see witches. I think the movie would have been better if we were left wondering what really caused all of this. It would have been a far more progressive movie if Caleb and Thomasin hadnt interacted with the witch. Thomasin would obviously still talk to the goat and so in, but we wouldnt see the bloodsmearing, the red hood or the flying. The way it is now it just repeat old myths about witches, rooted in antisemitism and patriarchy instead of deconstructing it. Ive seen a similar movie (which name I forgot) about a group of girls in basque country who got accused of being a witch. During the interrogation they tell lies about the supposed coven they are part of to get out of their punishment, but get dragged deeper and deeper until in the end they should perform a dark ritual, else they will get burned. They get so into it that they believe they can fly nad jump of a cliff. The whole thing was just a product of imagination that in the end even fooled themselves (or maybe not?). Obviously the VVitch is a better movie, just from pure craftsmanship, but I just wish the witch would have stayed more ambivalent (as in Blair Witch Project for example)

[@MichaelAW17]

​@colinbaldwin313 Idk he is the one that forced their banishment. If he didnt force his religion on others then they would have been mostly fine.

[@novamaliwan8118]

I remember my highschool FILM TEACHER talking to us about how stupid this movie was, how bad it was and that we should not bother seeing it. Even now I clearly remember her saying how there was no witch in the entire movie, the acting was over the top and bad and that the goat was supposed to be the only bad guy. Looking back, I don't know if Film study teacher was the right occupation for her ahah.

[@ajb9150]

xD

[@timeless9820]

probably she was only capable to study that much. It was why she was bitter cuz she wanted to study other things but didn't have the capacity nor want to put the effort to be consistent. It takes and a lot of work.

[@Tattletale97]

Sounds like she is an Orthodox Christian

[@burningman8066]

the bad thing about the movie is that they killed the dog.

[@Boxingbear]

Wow. Your teacher is a moron.

[@missstrawberrypancakes6206]

The trees that surround my neighborhood would usually sing in D' minor

[@BloodyBay]

Have you taught them to sing any Bach yet? :-) kzbin.info/www/bejne/jKrZgWOmmayDbqM

[@teaw485]

Mine are always so out of tune😔

[@Goobers-gf3um]

The trees in my area sing the brown note.. *_please get me outta here_*

[@tysonevarard968]

Is it weird that mine sing in C major?...

[@angtabamo5062]

The trees in my neighborhood do beatbox

[@HuggiMa]

"They're goats." I love her.

[@ArshesNei8]

Anyone whose dealt with goats knows how true her statement was.

[@exlolm5647]

Well yes but actually they are Kentucky fried chicken

[@stevethea5250]

@@ArshesNei8 1. USB-C (USB 3.1 Gen 1) 2. USB 3.1 Gen 1 (Always On) 3. USB 3.1 Gen 1 4. HDMI 5. Headphone / mic combo 6. USB 2.0 7. RJ-45 8. Security-lock slot

[@stevethea5250]

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[@stevethea5250]

@Porridge Boss I AM the goat

[@Bambuzzsprosse]

Harvey Scrimshaw was 14 when he played that death-scene. I still cannot believe what an outstanding performance it was. Jaw-dropping.

[@krugerstan]

Also, Harvey Scrimshaw is a great name.

[@colinbaldwin313]

Yeah. This is a cast of mostly unknown actors. Judging from this movie, they deserve much more fruitful careers.

[@pat2rome]

I really hope his career takes off. But even if it doesn't, even this performance alone is something to be intensely proud of.

[@Jim-Mc]

Dude needs to play Ishmael in Moby Dick with a name like that.

[@jooshmma]

I thought he was like 6 at most 😂

[@jonkonchar188]

“Mi casa su casa BaAaAaa” -Black Phillip 2019

[@zeni8560]

bAaAaAAaaaaaaaa

[@seanmcclure]

Jon Konchar I cant stop laughing. Thank you!

[@x-Abraham-x2]

XD

[@jeffersonconstantino5701]

I'll guide your hand...

[@remuskitty8686]

"black Phillip did not care that i wanted to make this movie" 100% best line ever

[@jbvader721]

Well, Black Phillip knew he was the star of the show.

[@christophervalencia5919]

"and I respect that"

[@tylerkell7136]

no one: youtube’s subtitles: *welcome to the kill cow*

[@gopalkt]

😆

[@ItsDondo]

Don't forget "I'm James Agee nice"

[@CrAzyM1ner]

James a chineese

[@storymaster21]

mooo moo, moo, moo moo moo, moo moo, moo, moooo!

[@zoinkszoinks1400]

Good horror movie titel

[@lttgames4456]

Black phillip talking was legit creepy, it was just unsettling how it literally felt like he was talking into your mind with the soft yet uninterrupted tone of voice.

[@PIZZAdayisback]

ASMR after 9pm:

[@PowerCrunchVideos]

The twins actually were confirmed dead in the movie. We see their bodies in the bonfire that the witches are gathered around at the end of the movie. I'm saying this to be informative not to be the "um actyually" guy in the room, so I hope it doesn't come across that way.

[@Blarsen780]

@Starscream91 and you clearly don't mean well... shut up. The guy was just giving us additional information in a modest manner.

[@dogefan12349]

@@Blarsen780 ok boomer

[@bzuku9554]

Dogefan Lego Filmz you really thought you did something

[@dogefan12349]

@@bzuku9554 No, not really

[@noahwithanh]

Good

[@ellepoynton935]

“Since she’s not perfect, Thomasson knows exactly what she deserves.” “Everlasting hellfire.” Well I was NOT expecting that-

[@macrabii218]

What were you expecting, a BJ

[@rickynandall9368]

@@macrabii218 What are you, a pathetic Incel child? Grow up...

[@beetlebug20008]

Oooh! Burn.

[@gunargundarson1626]

@You know the deal son @krummyweirdguy was clearly hurt by the incel, can't you read?

[@rickynandall9368]

I wasn't hurt by anyone, I'm just sick of immature trolls

[@thelemonverse5279]

Thomason: *Exists* Her family: U witch.

[@sorcellerie]

Story of my life

[@kylemadz8575]

Lmao

[@biss5210]

@@sorcellerie *mood*

[@stevethea5250]

@@biss5210 DEATH in disguise! 2:12

[@axelmilan4292]

Thomason: No u

[@avisitor5427]

The tickle fight was pure The thing to realize about this movie is how big the theme “Sins of the father” plays in it , the whole reason he’s even looking at his sister is cause she’s the only girl around that is close to his age thanks to his father , he is confused , but does push against this confusion well, to me the tickle fight was him overcoming and falling back into the more natural feelings of the relationship they have as siblings Also the father refusing to kill Philip wasn’t just him “giving up” it was more than that , it was him refusing to allow Phillip to corrupt him in full and bring the primal violence from him, it was him refusing to let Philip make him kill him, he threw the axe down and accepted his fate , perhaps redeeming himself in doing so

[@myamdane6895]

I wished for nothing more than to see an axe in that damnable goat’s head

[@z-girlypandahearting4156]

James: "I'm done giving out dull machetes to characters with good kills Kid that got killed in Jaws: Am I a joke to you

[@JakeDriver]

Shouldn't it be the kids ghost ?

[@connorh5335]

@Om Patel why is you're picture a frickin soictica

[@Sora2k9]

soictica

[@rhiannonlewis7963]

@@connorh5335 swastika*

[@rhiannonlewis7963]

@@Sora2k9 swastika*

[@SicklyStars]

"Thomasin's Journey to Make Some New Friends" is a good alternate title for this movie

[@k0slizard389]

SicklyStars Lol

[@OcarinaSapphr-]

I’m not touching the like counter, but I appreciate the comment

[@st4ne4rmthevill63]

"Gave all his love to JC" is probably the most unique death quote we will ever have on the Kill count.

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Oh yeah.

[@ryodwun]

“Crushed by logs of frustration” is also really unique

[@st4ne4rmthevill63]

@@ryodwun hells yeah lol

[@carleeelizabeth]

something i thought was interesting about this movie is that when they showed the rotting corn and the fields, they were conscientious to show forms of ergot, which induces hallucinations, so the whole thing could have been in the family's heads.

[@EggsayveeyurhMatthew]

carlee elizabeth wow that’s a great observation! I had no idea, makes you wonder!

[@jaketheberge1970]

Isn't that what contributed to the Salem Witch trials? All the witch like behavior being from the same bad crops? Aside from false accusations of course.

[@26muca07]

They were just high on acid then? This is super interesting, thank you for sharing!

[@hmnsdnssx]

@@26muca07 Well no LSD is a completely different compound but they might've been experiencing hallucinations

[@slater2551]

What?.

[@linasayshush]

I had never noticed the irony of William spending the entire movie chopping wood and then dying crushed by the wood pile

[@crazyandbeautiful]

"Sexually aroused by sister." *Jamie and Cersei have entered the chat.*

[@francescaboswell9611]

Alabama

[@stevethea5250]

@Jugg 2:12

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

Christopher Dollanganger wants to know your location

[@Kid_A_]

Neymar entered the chat

[@MelancholicRose]

*Alabama intensifies*

[@AmunDeus]

"They're goats... they're goats" Lmao, Anya Taylor-Joy is just like "what'd you guys expect?"

[@gamii_1437]

sounds like shes the only realistic one lol

[@oliverbeattie8552]

“And now she’s all alone with the scary ass wood _or is she?_ “ *VSAUCE INTENSIFIES*

[@stinkyfingies3598]

What is wood

[@ieatshortpeople3251]

*hey vsauce,micheal here*

[@TelenTerror]

Whoever voiced Black Phillip had his lips *right* on the mic for "wouldst thou like the taste of...butter?"

[@SatoRotaS1]

The theory about Jonas and Mercy, is that when Thomasin discovers the cult of witches at the end, and they begin to fly, that the twins were both the bodies inside of the fire, due to earlier circumstances that witches need human sacrifices to fly.

[@azuman7]

Yeah, I thought that was clear. I was surprised he didn't have them as dead, because it seemed obvious from the fact they were all flying that they had killed the twins to make that happen. Guess that is not the way he see it.

[@07foxmulder]

I’ve always thought that Thomasin flying was a small plot hole. The witch at the beginning uses Samuel’s remains as a flying ointment. I thought that scene was implying the witches needed the ointment to fly. If only a sacrifice was needed then why spread blood all over your body?

[@joshuareznicek1010]

@@07foxmulder From my perspective the baby death had 2 uses at once. The sacrifice itself gives flight while the remains of the baby gave the witch a youthful glamour for a little while so she could trick the boy. That's what I thought anyway.

[@tomtalks23]

@@07foxmulder Depends on how you read the movie. There's a theory that the rotting crops was due to a fungal infection and the entire finale is essentially the whole family tripping balls.

[@tylermiller5904]

@@07foxmulder For the thrill of course.

[@frostmusicofficial]

The witches used Jonas and Mercy as firewood I guess lol for the fire at the end of the movie where all the witches are doing that creepy ritual. You can kinda see ribs around the fire and then as Thomasin is walking closer to the fire you can see Jonas or Mercy's head. Edit: 9 months later just realized this had almost 2.5 likes haha

[@Hitscanister]

Ooo, that's nastey.

[@monotropa_uniflora]

I won´t even dare to like this comment as it has exactly 666 likes as I´m typing this...

[@cmath6454]

I saw the possible ribs... But I didn't see their heads.

[@cmath6454]

I saw it. Damn you are the only person to catch that. I can't find confirmation of it anywhere else but they are there. Nice catch

[@rkp5893]

I've never noticed that...damn

[@benjaminbass2607]

I always hated how the mother was so easily convinced by the children that her own daughter was a witch. But I feel like thats honestly how it was in those times. Someone as simple-minded as a child could get somone executed simply by lying

[@nataliadoe7126]

I mean, the whole film was about when religion coupled with misogyny goes too far and pushes people over the edge. It’s happened way too often in history.

[@jonasjelich4576]

Couldn't imagine living in these times really makes you see what nice pampered life's majority of people in the US have now

[@colinbaldwin313]

@@nataliadoe7126 Yeah. In light of that, it's really interesting that the mother is the most fervent proponent of that religion, as well as that misogyny. She distrusts and blames her daughter more than anyone else in the movie.

[@daryno9048]

@@colinbaldwin313I get the feeling it’s also because she blame her for sam’s death because he was in her care when the witch stolen him so the mother didn’t really need convincing about her daughter

[@eamer9400]

its very accurate im pretty sure in some cases of actual witch trials kids as young as 9 accused people and they believed it

[@foxfireproductions6845]

"Hmm I guess baby blood gives you wings" *looks down at the can of RedBull I was drinking* OH GOD OH JEEZE

[@peepeepoopoo3999]

Ohh jeez rick, there’s like babies and stuff in this Red Bull?!?

[@meghangoodman4809]

U H O H

[@Araneus21]

@@peepeepoopoo3999 there exists natural flavouring made from aborted fetus tissues or secretions from peri-anal glands of a beaver, so it's possible some of those can be found in one's favoured fizzy and energy drinks

[@EnclosedPoolArea]

Yes I read that comment too.

[@DrPester847]

*p a n i k*

[@dreaveronica6944]

Another fantastic film that was sadly done injustice by the marketing team.

[@gaminganimators7000]

How?

[@connoryaps]

Andrea Saldana you’re dumb If you think this was good

[@stonedinparadise1381]

sm0ke you seem bothered by someone else’s opinion bud

[@xxjay-16xx95]

@@connoryaps how its a good film

[@dadwarlord]

im sorry.. marketing team? like show ads?? please explain.

[@jcwalker722]

Yo, can you do a Kill Count for Cars 2?

[@alexmarshall2015]

John Walker Top ten anime betrayals of all time. Number 10: Lightning McQueen kicks Mator off of his pit crew

[@hdwuox]

DON'T DO IT. THAT MOVIE SCARED ME TOOOOO MUCH.

[@ynwnellyspzgo3813]

What wait

[@sad_cowboys_are_cool4905]

Yo omg good idea that movie was referring

[@paigethepuppy6368]

Lmao

[@gabbygabs8271]

"Mi casa is su casa. Baaaah." That part got a legit laugh outta me, not gonna lie.

[@calumhoodswifey7743]

Right its hilarious

[@nightshine_]

Him pronouncing it as “The VVitch” makes me laugh too hard

[@macrabii218]

VV O VV

[@Cifer1st]

vvhat me too vvovv.

[@travzss]

vvho else is just gonna spell vv like this for the rest of our life

[@simonj6801]

@@travzss I vvill

[@Cifer1st]

i vvill until the end of james a Chinese.

[@BlastGamer77]

"Black Philip told me you're a witch!" "Doesn't a black goat talking sound more like the devil trying to trick you?" "Oh yeah... Black Philip, are you evil?" *"No."* "Oh ok- Wait a second."

[@mrlokilover]

hol up

[@Tufflewithyourballs183]

Sussy goat

[@lavender_flannel9237]

I’m not sure if anyone has noticed this, but through the beginning and middle of the movie, Tomason (however you spell it) has no mole. But when she is confronting the goat, she then has a mole; this isn’t a mistake. Moles are a sign of witchery according to the Salem Witch trials, so Tomason has become one with the witches.

[@Kimmy0721]

Then I'm a witch

[@Kimmy0721]

Thomasen*

[@jadereininger7082]

@@Kimmy0721 Thomasin**

[@CaleyWarrior101]

I have a mole on my chin so guess I’m a witch

[@ashamythest]

Is it a mole or dried blood?

[@someordinarydude9147]

I died with Caleb. "Bewitched, Gave all his love to JC" literally killed me lmfao. Dead.

[@spacedoutloser9776]

“Yo Thomason help yourself to any hay you want. Mi casa su casa baaaaaaa”

[@jodie3950]

Yeah this bit made me laugh 😂😂

[@blippiwithaclippi3197]

“Rule #1... there are no rulez...” “Rule #2 this is my spot go sleep outside”

[@andrewotero5353]

When James said that I lost my shit and my beer😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[@andrewotero5353]

13:30 I'll never forget and now I'm gonna check to make sure this is still on netflix

[@zombie_queen22]

This didn't have to be that funny lmao

[@tacoduguacamole5536]

Everyone: The Witch James: The Vi Vitch Me, an intellectual: The Vitch

[@CarassiusAu]

_The V_

[@melissatheneko930]

The *itch*

[@garrettsattem4799]

The 5 vitch

[@cruztube3355]

The c

[@bo9adios629]

I said the bitch

[@imoomoocow9833]

"The Crucible, but scary"

[@TheMarcelinee]

i felt that

[@hannelaw7343]

Hit too close to home

[@Tengokuchi]

I didn't think it was very scary.

[@bishop5885]

@@Tengokuchi ok big man

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

I thought the crucible was pretty scary, in a latent kind of way.

[@foamandfog3112]

The baby blood ointment was also historically inspired. It was believed that the witches could fly from an ointment given to them by the devil. They would rub it on themselves and shovels, broomsticks, etc, and be able to fly. This took it to a whole new level of dark tho

[@KJC21793.]

I love the butter as a prop! 😂

[@Ziwiak]

Patron?

[@screenactorsguilable]

@@Ziwiak 10:19 horny

[@kalash8622]

How TF did you comment a day ago 💀💀💀

[@hailey.dionna]

Lady Gahgahsixtynine if ur part of the patreon u get videos a day earlier

[@christophermerlot3366]

Wait til you see Last Tango in Paris. You'll never at butter the same way again.

[@TheAdaoo7]

The vvitch is actually just a coming of age film about the outcast girl finding friendship

[@alibadar5430]

That’s exactly what my English would say

[@lia-pg6mw]

@Austin Batton i loved it lol

[@fenorlex1126]

Not every good movie has to be flashy/crazy. The Witch is a traditional folklore, so don't expect much Horror genres such as jumpscares.

[@o0OMaku]

So like Midsommar but without the first part you said?

[@neal2399]

Austin Batton why do you hate it?

[@brianwarner2171]

“Would’st thou like to count hilariously?” So glad to see the return of Black Phillip from the Tower of Terror video!

[@Baronnax]

Would'st thou*

[@brianwarner2171]

Phuntsog Wangchuk *facepalm* thanks!

[@MrUrkel0730]

Would'st thou like to see the kill count? Would'st thou like... to..see... ye golden chainsaw

[@brianwarner2171]

MrUrkel0730 Would’st thou like the taste...of corn-syrup-based fake blood?

[@chrissyd6562]

I remember watching this and being so horrified that *a baby* was the first victim...

[@EvelynSpeedwagon]

And killed so brutally.

[@brightanddrexstudios4120]

Les gooo?

[@phud69]

@@brightanddrexstudios4120 dababy is the baby 😱😱🔥🔥🔥😳😳😳

[@jessicabell8838]

I think that happened in lords of Salem. I read the book after watching the movie once.

[@serpentinewolf7085]

I liked it. It was nice and made it feel real and with real threat.

[@sovietapples6122]

Me: sees a dog in a horror movie Also me: I think we all know where this is going

[@quack606]

True

[@motherofdogs7980]

There is a website called doesthedogdie.com It is a website that warns you about something that may trigger you in many movies, books, tv series and etc. (not only dog deaths). Not related but it's for people who are triggered by dog deaths and other things, that's it

[@rangerleaf1505]

Yeah John Wick is not in the movie so he can save the good doggo

[@chillx1539]

Mother Of dogs lol vegans be mad

[@raidenkeify]

Jojo too

[@PrehistoricLEGO]

Ralph Ineson sounds like he’s talking through a Pringle’s can with the end cut open into a fan

[@brendanfoehr5086]

PrehistoricLEGO He sounds like he has five testicles. He sounds like he eats cigarettes instead of smoking them. He sounds like his vocal chords are made of old rusty pipes.

[@starcreeper6660]

lmao

[@screenactorsguilable]

@@starcreeper6660 10:17 hot nude

[@oscardavis5135]

he is my moms cousin

[@oscardavis5135]

not joking

[@aRandomMoormin]

“I know some of you are watching this on your phones in broad daylight.” I’m feeling very attacked right now

[@LacedWithOreos]

Breh, the scene where Caleb's ascending after spitting out the apple gets me EVERY time. That kid's got some great acting skills.

[@ev5837]

This man from this movie has the most badass voice I've ever heard

[@isaiahorisakiesaviadjuk4536]

Yeah that young man has the most badass voice

[@kryy8136]

Black Phillip's voice is something remarkable

[@KayteCelineTTan]

I like it too as well as the guy from candyman woaah

[@punkoid76]

Same actor that plays Finchy in the Office, the UK version not the crappy American version. I think he’s in Game of Thrones too.

[@lairofmedi3421]

@@punkoid76 Yea it is, he plays Dagmer in Game of Thrones. He's the Ironborn that knocks out Theon during his "rally speech" to take on Ramsay's forces at Winterfell in S2. Pretty badass voice so he fit as an Ironborn too haha

[@darcym9638]

Jonas and Mercy: *get witch yeeted* And nothing of value was lost.

[@leena7961]

i hated them sm omg they're the ones who turned everyone against thomasin and spoke to the devil. the mom was awful too

[@charlescooks9360]

@@leena7961 the goat is the one that started it

[@charlescooks9360]

do their kids. they don't care if the goat is talking. they just go with It

[@vantastic9367]

@@leena7961 Eh Wrong! The devil (black Philip) turned everyone against Thomison, because he wanted her for himself (typical Narcissist). The devil was the one whispering in the childrens' ears, (good grief are people really this dumb).

[@vantastic9367]

@@davidmitchell1843 Other than adding her to his harem of levitating hags, Idk. But she seemed to be the last hold out, a target that he wanted to come willingly. Seems like he drove the rest of them mad to get her. Maybe it was a metaphor for the virgin sacrafice.

[@benhenderson8952]

A woman does a cool magic trick: 17th century people: 🔥🍴

[@destroyerblackdragon]

They're gonna eat her?

[@Petaurista13]

Casual illusionist in XVII: -Pick a card, don't show it to me -Ok, done -Let me think, I need to focus... Is it black? -Right -Is it number? ... No I don't think so. -Right, it isn't. -Is it Queen of Spades? -It is... BURN THAT LOVER OF DEVIL!

[@Petaurista13]

@@destroyerblackdragon Why not?

[@destroyerblackdragon]

@@Petaurista13 Witches don't taste very good. Everyone knows that.

[@yougotgamesonyophone697]

@@destroyerblackdragon No, Witches taste like ham. I like ham.

[@alicegraham1571]

Watched this last night. So creepy. Freakiest part for me was when the witch appears as a beautiful and seductive woman, but the moment she pulls in Caleb, her arm is all gnarled and withered. That and when black Philip spoke.

[@lyndabaker1986]

Thomason: * apologizes for having earthly desires * God: Honey, you're human. It comes with the package.

[@lonewanderer1328]

God: “Be fruitful... and multiply” Smooth brains: “Being horny is sinful!” God: “What? No.” Smooth brains: “Masturbation is a sin!” God: “He was supposed to get his sister in law pregnant after her husband, his brother, died” Smooth brains: “Sex is evil!!!!” God: “Actually, keep being stupid. See where that gets y’all”

[@ammagon4519]

@@lonewanderer1328 I'm pretty sure the "horny is sinful" part is mostly that don't let those "earthly desires" fully take control of you, after all, lust is a sin.

[@Cobruh_Commander]

@@lonewanderer1328 Someone never read the Old Testament. Adultery, $ôdomy and masturbation are clearly condemned, marital relations are not. Also, puritans are an aberration of Christianity.

[@lonewanderer1328]

Caer Bannog no you don’t know what you’re talking about. Cause you’d know exactly where to point to when it mentions these things. Stop talking out of your ass to justify your deluded atheism

[@lonewanderer1328]

Caer Bannog Sodomy? Literally sodom and ghormerra and leviticus. Adultery? That’s a man taking another man’s wife or his betrothed. Once again written about in a specific law. Masturbation? Look for the account I mentioned that has the brother dropping dead after he doesn’t finish inside of his sister in law after his brother, her husband dies. You’ll see it mentions that he was supposed to finish inside her for his brother to come back in the regeneration. Martial relations? Sex? Of course not. Marriage is sex and the ceremony isn’t marriage. How many wives and concubines did Solomon have?

[@ErzaMan14]

that last shot of her floating in the trees is one of the most unsettling moments ive seen in a movie

[@lilyzoe3995]

“The noisiest goddamn trees I ever heard” 😂😂

[@bwaxl1705]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Sporkmaker5150]

It's just that the monolith from 2001 is in there somewhere.

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

[Time Stamp] 2:48 2:48 2:48 2:48 2:48 2:48 2:48 2:48 2:48

[@morganalabeille5004]

I am in love with the costumes and duologue in this movie. It's the first time I've ever seen early modern English used in a movie that's not a Shakespeare adaptation and it does so much to help bring the historical period to life

[@hardyquinn9442]

Very true

[@zmatt007]

"Is he in hell?" "Uh...I hope not?" Dammit man that's pretty good

[@MrGamelover23]

Although humans are corrupted and he'll-bound as a result of the fall, a baby isn't in control of itself and is too innocent. Therefore it won't go to hell. Source: I'm Christian.

[@MrGamelover23]

@Stardust crusader. ...tl:dr: I'm not a theologian, but probably, but hell is more about the lack of God than the hellfire and damnation. Everyone is sinful and doesn't deserve heaven, meaning everyone deserves hell. Human definitions of good are entirely our meaning, not God's. That said, God prefers atheists to lukewarm Christianity.

[@carnotv6136]

Most horror movies don’t scare me. But this just freaks me out.

[@emonibirdson4886]

It's kust weird

[@autumnosiris7927]

You should watch Midsommar then, creepy as hell

[@brickmastere5535]

I would've counted Jonas and Mercy on the count, personally.

[@tylersmith8366]

I know! I was looking through the comments and wondering when someone would mention that. I think he included Jonas but forgot Mercy.

[@brickmastere5535]

@@tylersmith8366 No, he didn't count either of them.

[@marsbar999]

So correct me if I'm wrong but aren't the witches chanting over bodies? I don't exactly remember- the twins???

[@supermouse73]

Marzie YO Yeah, I’m sure they are the bodies at the end

[@ryndor2899]

@@marsbar999 A different comment points out that you can see their heads.

[@cooperdavis8296]

William: **experiences anger in some form** The logs: oh no

[@ashleywilliams4665]

Well that’s officially my favorite “Let’s get to the numbers” transition.

[@jonathanzamora7855]

I don’t know why I laughed when he was like “oohhh maybe it’s a good witch?” ... *scared* “OH NO THATS A BAD WITCH LAUGH.”

[@squeezyjibbz7407]

The twins were most likely used by the coven of witches at the end to give themselves the ability to fly, similarly to the how baby Sam was used in the beginning for the same purpose.

[@kevinklein9565]

I haven’t finished this video yet, nor have I watched the movie, but, If they killed the baby, you know they’re willing to kill the dog...

[@gamii_1437]

haha and you got it right

[@gamii_1437]

@Mourad Ben IS THAT HOW YOU SPELL HER NAME

[@anyuser5788]

not the doggy😔

[@crashingblow3753]

Great. Just what I needed in my supernatural horror movie. A JoJo's reference.

[@krewlex_ghost]

"Hmmm, I guess baby blood gives you wings" Redbull:...Guys, we can explain

[@Mayhzon]

Now that you mention it, wasn't there this theory about how Andrenochrome is obtained...? MAKES YOU THINK, DOESN'T IT?!

[@deaditeera]

😄

[@bobtheturtle390]

@@SpikyAHOfficial it was the menace spider man.

[@HiddenInTheTruth]

I'm glad you've made it official that no movie gets a dull Machete by default anymore.

[@safetynet11]

"Well hey Black Phillip, when did you become a jingley jangley pirate?" Lmao. For real though, Black Phillip's voice is creepy AF.

[@ketzexi6276]

I found his voice insanely soothing lol

[@floral2743]

@@ketzexi6276 same. He better make a asmr channel

[@Kiss_My_Aspergers]

@@floral2743 BRO. My thoughts _exactly._ 😂

[@Yeti-xc4jg]

@@Kiss_My_Aspergers talking goat asmr

[@Nantosuelta]

@@ketzexi6276 He should cover some Barry White songs

[@peachyqueen4399]

"Black Philip did not care that I wanted to make this movie." Yeah. That makes sense. He IS a goat. I don't think sitting him down for a serious chat was going to change anything.

[@MaddieEllas]

Do a kill count for the new movie _Cats_ Spoiler: The kill count is the entire audience.

[@damianprock1650]

That's not even a horror movie you moron

[@natalie-cu3to]

Damian Prock it’s a joke you moron

[@damianprock1650]

@@natalie-cu3to not a very good one, I've heard better jokes from Beast Boy and even the Joker for that matter

[@damianprock1650]

@potao beer sucks to be you, after all, you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover you know

[@Whatever94-i4u]

@@damianprock1650 Well, it looks like one...

[@burger9727]

Movie title: “ V V I T C H” Me: “V V itch”

[@TheBlackBoss]

Pills here

[@danielborchert442]

The 🅱️🅱️itch

[@Hi-uv7nn]

Lodged Jaguar786 sounds like most of my classmates would be in that movie. They would all be trying to find out who the bitch is but plot twist it’s all of them.

[@MrUndersolo]

Son of a VVitch...

[@TheGeekFreak39]

Various Very Impeccable Tulips Catch Hares

[@SimmoTheRig]

caleb: sexually aroused by sister people who live in alabama: first time?

[@terryharrow3127]

*Sweet home Alabama plays in the distance*

[@Dr.Stein_]

Well, I’m guessing it wasn’t discovered yet, but this still made me laugh

[@terryharrow3127]

Yea this is the 1600s, Alabama wasnt a state until 1819

[@lilvanz9550]

and it probably wasn’t considered wrong at that time

[@SantanicoDiabolical]

@@lilvanz9550 Yes it was, lol, it was considered Biblical wrong.

[@MisterCreeper997]

That part with the baby was always the most disturbing in my opinion. Kid deaths are hard for me to watch but the whole time I was actually terrified.

[@hotrod_]

7:11 She’s a witch- how do you know she’s a witch- well... she looks like one.

[@nightskye5208]

Did you dress her up like this?

[@jahvahn5186]

U mean she's a vvitch

[@TimBettsDisciple13]

She turned me into a Newt!...I got better...

[@hobbssha]

If she floats, shes a duck!

[@zacgarbus]

What else floats churches and very small rocks

[@V2Itself]

This is probably my favorite horror movie. As someone who was raised in a very religious household this movie strongly spoke to me. Also the score is the most horrific thing ive ever heard

[@V2Itself]

@Mario Miceli as James said this movie is very polarising. Many people find it very boring and many thinks it's brilliant. I personally think it's masterfully made but anyone can have any opinion on any movie it really just depends on how it speaks to you

[@rageinducer2455]

@Mario Miceli I dunno, i'd take this as a legit horror movie over the overrated, commercialized ones with thousands of sequels.

[@rageinducer2455]

@Mario Miceli You do know "horror" just doesn't mean scary, right? Atmospheric/ discomfort/unease also counts, which this movie has a lot of. Salo, a serban film and even cannibal holocaust aren't considered scary movies in my opinion, but they sure as hell are horror ones.

[@neardarkroad1347]

Even though i already watch this on cinema sins, the movie analysis legit make me feel scared. This is a horror close to real life.

[@arceus223]

@Mario Miceli uh edgy

[@GHILII]

No one: The butter on the shelf behind James: "..."

[@appaearly175]

James’s Black Phillip voice is killing me it’s so great.

[@tristanjones9080]

Movie title: The Witch Move thumbnail: The VVitch

[@ilikethecokev2]

In fairness the way it's written it looks like 2 V's

[@gufaaahhh]

That D00d w wasn’t a thing at the time the movie is set in. People used a double V

[@reggiedagoat6486]

John Roman really? didnt know that thats cool asf

[@cris-fj7xc]

The 10th itch

[@SasukeUchiha723]

@@gufaaahhh was about to say that!

[@blackfyre7900]

"I bet before their banishment, they were best friends with Abigail Williams!" Such a good reference. The twins genuinely did just give me the same exact vibe.

[@moosedraw3731]

Bruh, the dad has hectic base in his voice.

[@Charlie-yg1nm]

Finchy

[@lemonfromanorangetree650]

His voice is crunchy

[@ammagon4519]

That's the type of voice I want to achieve someday holy crap

[@EvelynSpeedwagon]

*Caleb: Bewitched, gave all his love to JC* I love this show.

[@nickclark1815]

Honestly chopping logs without a shirt on sounds like a great way to relieve stress.

[@remaui]

James: *Doesn't give out a dull machete* Everyone else: Wait. That's illegal.

[@axelnilsson5124]

He’s done that 2 times already

[@mattmpp4695]

2 times before. 3 including now.

[@Extramrdo]

if he's going to omit dull machetes by default, he at least ought not be afraid to award multiple dull machetes if a movie really deserves it.

[@libbyashe2321]

He has done that too. Silent Night Deadly Night 3, if I recall correctly.

[@Extramrdo]

@@libbyashe2321 why so he did. Excessively disappointing.

[@justinbel68]

Damn William’s voice is as deep as Tony Todd’s voice, maybe deeper.

[@damianprock1650]

Can't imagine why

[@Cha0tic_G00d]

Yeah... They both have *really* deep voices. Who knows If one of them voiced Kratos in the most recent GoW

[@damianprock1650]

@@Cha0tic_G00d I wouldn't be so sure, you should've seen Ralph Fiennes as Lord Voldemort and heard his voice as Victor Quartermane

[@bananatiergod]

@@Cha0tic_G00d Nope. Kratos is voiced by Christopher Judge.

[@Cha0tic_G00d]

@@bananatiergod 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 . . . 𝙱𝙾𝚈

[@tmasst07]

'you're just an empty ass family' I'm crying. James' one liners are epic!

[@urielt1504]

It's called VVitch because the letter W and its vowel were not part of the original Latin alphabet and were not yet standardized during the time period depicted in the movie. When Germanic languages (including old English/Anglo-Saxon) Adapted that alphabet, they wrote double V or double U, which eventually merged together into a W. So, it was always pronounced Witch.

[@urielt1504]

@Gobblarr "The spelling of the title "The VVitch" is how the word was written in the story's period because the letter "W" was not yet in common use at the time." literally, the first thing that comes up when you type "Why is the witch spelled VVitch?" (From the movie's imdb page) From wikipedia's page on the English Alphabet "The letters u and j, as distinct from v and i, were introduced in the 16th century, and w assumed the status of an independent letter."

[@urielt1504]

@Gobblarr here, from the director himself: www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/46m0lf/im_robert_eggers_writerdirector_of_the_witch_ama/ "In the period you see a lot of period sources with VV instead of W..."

[@brianwiggins2169]

Uriel T 16th century is the 1500s and if this movie takes place in the 1600s it had been around for a while. I’m using what you guys said as sources because I don’t feel like looking it up

[@dbk_kvd]

@Gobblarr reddit moment

[@ephin3242]

Gobblarr I don’t know the history of W, so I won’t comment on that, but your use of “r/whoosh” makes you look like a pompous dumbass, which is ironic, considering the rest of your comment is devoted to calling someone else out for being arrogant and wrong. First and foremost, commenting a subreddit serves no purpose in a KZbin comment. Commenting *that* subreddit specifically is even worse since it completely defeats the purpose of the “whoosh” joke. Reread the parent comment. At no point are they correcting anyone on a joke, merely explaining something unexplained in the video. Your misuse if that sub is exactly why everyone else hates it.

[@deannas2778]

I will never get tired of James saying "TITLE CARD"

[@Nmethyltransferase]

Devil: "Wouldst thou like the taste of butter?" Me: "I dunno. Doesn't sound like it's worth trading my soul for it." Devil: "It's the French stuff from Trader Joe's." Me: "Sold!"

[@augusto1925]

But who is Joe?

[@Nmethyltransferase]

@@augusto1925 Trader Joe's is chain of grocery stores in the U.S. which emphasizes organic/artisanal food. It's owned by the much larger German company, Aldi.

[@augusto1925]

@@Nmethyltransferase oh thanks

[@augusto1925]

@Rasheed Bryden finally.

[@c2e.7877]

Dude, as a German I never thought I would find "Aldi" in this comment section, omg.

[@parkadeigogaming9792]

the fact that he thought about everyone watching this during the day is just extremelly nice