The Worst Dhar Mann Rip-off (ZVOID Studios)

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[@1ntr0spect98]

“Kid learns he can freeze time, what happens next will shock you” nothing else is happening next, he froze time

[@renniho]

boy freezes parents, eventually unfreezes them

[@lailas-in-space]

Can we just look at the plot of this story?

[@Mariokemon]

freezing time is actually a decent metaphor for what it can feel like for a kid going through something like this. Everything around them feels like it stops, Obviously, not to THIS degree, but i can kind of see what they were going for.

[@aristology6912]

“Tiffany, I killed my parents. They’re dead. I took out all of their organs and stuffed them. I have taxidermy parents, Tiffany. I have stuffed parents, Tif. Tif, I have stuffed parental figures. I have a taxidermy patriarch and matriarch, Tifbo.”

[@kd8663]

This kid got super powers and his first instinct was to be like 'ayo tiffany, come over. I'll pop some corn and we can play among us.' Like zero interest in exploring these new found powers.

[@vinnyart92]

100% gonna start saying "peace out, boyscout"

[@Osndbia]

If the mom is actually Eastern European, we eat mashed potatoes with cream and bacon sauce, just cream sauce, or certain type of sour cream/butter thing. Sauces options are endless 😁

[@GhostStealth590]

"We're getting a divorce"

[@littlegreencap28]

Mom, literally facing the child: “sorry didn’t see you there”

[@Artcat932]

I’ve been watching these Dhar Mann videos and I’ve realised something.

[@austingomez7680]

16:52

[@Rampala]

The little girl's hierarchy of needs is:

[@docchoc2407]

Boy refused to eat father's potatäs, instantly regrets it

[@battalioncorpsewalker9082]

Man...DIO’s origin story is WAAAAAAYYY more different than I thought it was...

[@invoked_luis6962]

“I wish I had super powers” Enyaba: your wish is my command

[@dustmopthepig]

Kurtis, Danny, Drew, and now Jarvis, it must be the last day of the month

[@jessicanewton8051]

"I have a niche ability where I can tell when someone's gonna freeze time." Jarvis Johnson would've stopped Dio

[@atimidbirb]

This dude DEFINITELY grows up to be a supervillain in that universe

[@siri-tl1ji]

This kid:pours pre made popcorn into a bowl.