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[@1ntr0spect98]

“Kid learns he can freeze time, what happens next will shock you” nothing else is happening next, he froze time

[@sage2226]

haha yes, i was like “ooh lemme guess, he freezes time!” 🤩

[@amosp9411]

THIS COMMENT IS FRICKING UNDERRATED

[@1ntr0spect98]

@@amosp9411 thanks for the kind words!

[@walkingindlite]

They fucked up the script. The shocking part was supposed to be him not being able to unfreeze time.

[@potatoguy5428]

Amazing comment

[@yikes.]

Dharvis Johnson

[@fissionabledolphin]

I hate this joke and now I hate you

[@yikes.]

@@fissionabledolphin ok

[@TheOctavian316]

Dharvis Mannson

[@fissionabledolphin]

@@yikes. thank you for understanding

[@enshen2190]

“Man has beef with 5 minute crafts, what happens next will STUN you”

[@aristology6912]

“Tiffany, I killed my parents. They’re dead. I took out all of their organs and stuffed them. I have taxidermy parents, Tiffany. I have stuffed parents, Tif. Tif, I have stuffed parental figures. I have a taxidermy patriarch and matriarch, Tifbo.”

[@radomirmiladinovic8337]

hahahahahhhhahah you nailed Rick!

[@nataliepartsch801]

Sounds like a FNaF plotline.

[@6_blocks_under]

“Tiffany, I 🤚👀 killed ☠ my 🍬 parents. 👫👦 They’re dead. 🐩👦 I 👨 took ⌛ out all 💯 of 👏😍 their 🏼 organs 🙉🙈 and stuffed 👀 them. 💔😂 I 👁 have 🔒🍆 taxidermy parents, 👩 Tiffany. I have 😤 stuffed parents, Tif. Tif, I have stuffed parental figures. I 👁👁 have a 🎁 taxidermy patriarch 😭😭 and 💰🌈 matriarch, Tifbo.”

[@Beezlebub6913]

@@nataliepartsch801 like a fazbear frights book

[@somejabroni51]

ok kess bloodysunday

[@lailas-in-space]

Can we just look at the plot of this story? Kid's parents are getting divorced Kid finds out he can freeze time Kid invites friend over to play Among Us

[@KkAzArt]

466 likes and 0 replies? Lemme change that

[@calixck]

“kid finds out he can freeze time, what happens next will shock you” what happens: kid is sad parents are going to get a divorce - when parents are about to tell him he yells stop and freezes time - (this is the “shocking part” invites gf over to play amogus

[@R0CK3TPH4N]

“And what happens next shocks you!” *plays amougus*

[@R0CK3TPH4N]

“And what happens next shocks you!” *plays amougus*

[@ConnorPugs]

That moment when you found out you could freeze time LOL relatable

[@hexidev]

Same

[@jasperjackson8842]

hi connor!

[@bonnibloop_]

I can confirm, I was the time that got frozen

[@GMK_101]

ZA WARUDO BZZZZZERT

[@toes7741]

Yes

[@renniho]

*boy freezes parents, eventually unfreezes them* parents: we’re getting a divorce boy: *starts giggling*

[@themoderatecuber8040]

ZA WADROOOO (I am sorry)

[@Lina-we6fr]

@@themoderatecuber8040 it's okay I made a Jojo reference in my comment to

[@weedjesus5587]

parents:NANI

[@rinnegankakashi]

LOL

[@kosmickain]

@@themoderatecuber8040 ZA, WARUUUDOOOOOOOUUU

[@kd8663]

This kid got super powers and his first instinct was to be like 'ayo tiffany, come over. I'll pop some corn and we can play among us.' Like zero interest in exploring these new found powers.

[@serenacain2162]

Right!

[@ishaqahmed._]

Well if i could freeze time, the first thing in my mind is to rob a bank. So uhhh

[@lqu]

@J Dude is that the how to resize images video? nope, it's even worse.

[@syyneater]

He could be inviting her over for some nefarious reasons...

[@abi-with-an-i]

Like a actual kid 😌

[@vinnyart92]

100% gonna start saying "peace out, boyscout" also really relieved that this didn't turn out to be one of those "parents get a divorce but then some minor inconvenience brings them back together" stories bc I really thought that was where it was going

[@littlegreencap28]

Mom, literally facing the child: “sorry didn’t see you there”

[@cryingperson2024]

Thanks for your thoughts Erica Bee

[@maddiepaddy2608]

@@cryingperson2024 its erika

[@therealslimshitty5186]

Thanks for your thoughts Erika Bee

[@jinx7641]

Thanks for your thoughts Erika Bee

[@vintage-radio]

Thanks for your thoughts Erika Bee

[@GhostStealth590]

"We're getting a divorce" *kid laughs like a maniac* Can't say I recall my family's divorce going that smoothly.

[@brettt141]

probably wasnt HIS fault

[@Ateldd]

This is exactly what I was thinking lol

[@KeidonKelley]

To be honest I would probably be like, "cool, makes sense" and just go on with my day.

[@MoonlightMirage]

I was 11 or 12 when my parents told me they were getting divorced. And it was extremely emotional :(

[@aperry3869]

I was six months old when my parents divorced. I feel like I may have laughed (yk, like babies do) as well but I also don't think my parents ever had that discussion with their baby.

[@Rampala]

The little girl's hierarchy of needs is: 1. School field trips 2. Food 3. Hugs In that order.

[@allisonavery7273]

It's legit

[@AirLight1646]

#Relatable

[@joli1320]

The basic pyramid of needs

[@thatoneguy9582]

yeah mood

[@PlagiarizedDough]

5. eat hot chip and lie

[@Mariokemon]

freezing time is actually a decent metaphor for what it can feel like for a kid going through something like this. Everything around them feels like it stops, Obviously, not to THIS degree, but i can kind of see what they were going for.

[@derekw104]

Yeah, it felt pretty sweet. It kind of felt like a short story you'd read in English class

[@PorcupineTheOneandOnly]

@@derekw104 like 6th grade middle school or even 5th grade elementary.

[@derekw104]

@@PorcupineTheOneandOnly hey, children's lit is just as important as Pale Fire ultimately

[@PorcupineTheOneandOnly]

@derekw104 nah, nothing by that author is important. But children's education is indeed important, no sarcasm. (If you were making a joke, it went over my head or it wasn't funny, one of the two or both)

[@derekw104]

@@PorcupineTheOneandOnly I think we agree? But you seem kind of mean

[@nickisnotgreen]

this actually happened to my buddy eric

[@yordy1348]

doesn’t everyone have the ability to freeze time?

[@angrymario8259]

And what happened next?

[@milktea6676]

Sup First furry

[@ellacummins2105]

Loved your video today, couldn't stop simultaneously cringing and laughing, lol

[@thecandybarbandit]

@@ellacummins2105 cringe isn’t a good thing you know that right

[@docchoc2407]

Boy refused to eat father's potatäs, instantly regrets it

[@karlarao8736]

LOL

[@TheZombifiedGuy]

INSTANT KARMA: Boy refuses mashed potatoes, forced to eat popcorn instead!

[@nicholasbasson8530]

Underrated comment.

[@grim1044]

Its more like potätas. Puh-tae-duhs

[@luixuberant01]

That'd be an amazing alternate title 😂😂

[@buzzinbea]

I love how Tiffany learned that her friend literally has superpowers and is more interested in the fact that his parents are getting a divorce

[@j-j8984]

You could rob so many places with that ability! And you're worried about some other kids parents that you probably never interacted with?

[@Arualiaa]

I mean he was giving off serious supervillain vibes, she was just being genre savvy and nipping his villain origin story right in the bud. They can worry about the superpowers later, first he has to stop freaking out about his parents and freezing people 😂

[@naynay-qq1rf]

so would i lowkey

[@mirrorhymn]

its normal in zvoid universe for people to have superpowers

[@austingomez7680]

16:52 "Think about it Samantha... Tiffany... what's your name?" had me laughing way harder than it should have, like as if the kid moved on and had a whole other girl that all this happened with as well and this had happened so many times that the lines were blurring and he couldn't remember her name.

[@foxdeanda1716]

"Is this kid giving a monologue to himself" -Jarvis, speaking to his camera alone in his room

[@parappathecrappa3793]

@Kk kinda not really an audience because jarvis is in his room alone no one is watching him in the same room

[@foofkemusic2291]

See that statement confused me because isn’t a monologue literally a speech involving one person?

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@foofkemusic2291 A monologue is something one person says, but "to himself" implies that he isn't saying it to an audience.

[@foofkemusic2291]

@@trickytreyperfected1482 oh I thought it was like a more internal thought just said out loud for theatrical effect

[@glitchkit6020]

@@parappathecrappa3793 little did you know :)

[@GummyDinosaursify]

I was confused when Jarvis didn't welcome me back to Jarvis Johnson Gold. Then I realized, I wasn't on the premium channel (which is free).

[@ADHDandD]

It is free

[@hayden9802]

Same lol

[@pebbles3609]

Mood

[@ZijnShayatanica]

GOOOOOOOOOLDDDDDDD

[@nicholasrodinos4701]

Honestly the kid's reaction to he froze his parents, reminds me of the scene in Home Alone, where Kevin's just like: "I made my family disappear," and then he grows this evil smirk on his face.

[@serasvictoria9666]

OMG I was remembering something like that but could was not able to recall it probably reading this comment I had an Aha moment

[@Osndbia]

If the mom is actually Eastern European, we eat mashed potatoes with cream and bacon sauce, just cream sauce, or certain type of sour cream/butter thing. Sauces options are endless 😁

[@TheNormExperience]

Yum - that sounds amazing. But I also like ketchup on mashed potatoes sooo

[@s0Shi]

Sounds tasty 😋

[@lionguardant5468]

please don’t try to tell americans that cuisine can be more than corn syrup and taters

[@BlueEyedBrunette]

Okay, I know I'm finding this video 7 months late but that does sound amazing and now I'm off to find recipes..

[@amenkeshigomu6744]

As an eastern european i can totally say that mashed potatoes can be eaten with anything as long as there's butter and milk mixed into the potatoes

[@calloway7116]

This is literally if “my story animated” and “dhar Mann” had a baby

[@minty3960]

Yeah one of their cast owns my story animated

[@safm986]

When you literally watch both of those channels Hmmm

[@kunalsanyashiv2036]

Me too

[@thebattleshell]

@@minty3960 wait what

[@xdeadeyemax5432]

Well that’s probably because they’re owned by the same company

[@redandpurple317]

"We create short movies about life, business and relationships, and we hope you like them." that is such an adorably polite description I almost went and subscribed.

[@YourboyGun]

Yea

[@MReDow01]

666likes and I was the 666th

[@Ava_Moatz]

I changed it to 667 because I am the actual devil

[@SisterCalli]

*Almost*

[@expres_plaiz2450]

@@MReDow01 your cursed

[@dustmopthepig]

Kurtis, Danny, Drew, and now Jarvis, it must be the last day of the month Edit: also eddy, Cody, pyro, Nickisnotgreen, Michael Persad, Pancho, and Danny GAMEzalez

[@SuperMustache555]

Ohhhh that’s why

[@minajones8341]

And Cody and Nickisnotgreen

[@selenay7842]

I was wondering why all my favourite KZbinrs uploaded a new video on the same day, I hadn't noticed the date 😄

[@nickisnotgreen]

@@minajones8341

[@dustmopthepig]

@@nickisnotgreen oh my god the real nickisnotgreen replied to my comment

[@battalioncorpsewalker9082]

Man...DIO’s origin story is WAAAAAAYYY more different than I thought it was...

[@jmsantana1987]

Jarvis’ next video. “Trying mashed potatoes with 12 different common sauces.”

[@luckyst4r32]

XD

[@theostheories6548]

I don’t like mashed potatoes with anything on them but my sister eats her mashed potatoes with yum yum sauce; so just thought I’d curse you with this information-

[@blushandberries624]

Pepper gravy/sauce is not too bad

[@bluecatdk]

@@blushandberries624 gravy is the normal sauce for mashed potatoes

[@Snow-ik7ku]

My mom has it with ketchup

[@lobefish5006]

Someone please tell me there’s a video named “Person finds out they have electricity powers, what they do next will shock you”

[@butterfly_queen234]

"Like literally SHOCK you"

[@TheZombifiedGuy]

"Sheev Palpatine discovers he's force-sensitive. What happens next will shock you!"

[@justsomeindianwholikesanim8564]

Pun intended

[@invisibilius1978]

@@butterfly_queen234 that's the joke. you found it.

[@GamingintheAM0801]

Jarvis: "Is this kid just giving a monologue to himself?" Me, who talks to myself all the time: "Is... is that not a normal thing to do?"

[@ICantEven2It]

Is it not?

[@Lammyneskine]

idk man, maybe it's not

[@chilluxtheduck8023]

Wait it isn’t

[@shallbric6160]

I mean Piccolo does it except he’s speaking to Nail and Kami. Team Four Star

[@AstrRiskk]

Yeah no I talk to myself all the time

[@Artcat932]

I’ve been watching these Dhar Mann videos and I’ve realised something. These videos are meant to teach people to be kind. But the way they do is showing those who don’t suffer. This isn’t teaching people to be kind, they’re teaching people to be kind for prizes. If this is what the future generations are learning, we’re gonna have a big problem.

[@raechel12]

Calm down it’s a joke

[@fogheaded3866]

Huh

[@FrenkTheJoy]

Time freezes, phone rings, "WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY."

[@courier6402]

I always knew scammers were time lords

[@limelantern5637]

When she asked who would be giving him hugs I half expected him to be like: I WILL! and the start hugging himself with intense eye contact

[@muntahakhan6292]

i snorted

[@BookWormNat]

You actually made me laugh out loud. 😂😂😂

[@JubulusPrime]

There always like "Who'd give you hugs" like you probably got hugged by your parents around 5 times in your life I don't think its as important as a common occurrence

[@bubbles301]

“Kid can freeze time what happens next is shocking” How it should be: “Kid can freeze time what happens next is NOTHING”

[@skyracerz5074]

Kid can freeze time what happ-

[@SilverGames357]

Llpp B

[@Sadie-rai]

Ok so I know its not really like freezing but "Kid can freeze time what happens next is CHILLING" I wish it was real ice :(

[@Aadyaaaq]

@@Sadie-rai dark

[@chaoticdetectivepeach]

Tbf that was shocking, well more disappointing but yk I didn't expect nothing

[@invoked_luis6962]

“I wish I had super powers” Enyaba: your wish is my command *shoots arrow* Him: ZA WARUDOO

[@latedawns1797]

ZOO-WEE MAMA!

[@handsthatmold1312]

ZA WARUDO TOMARE TOKI WO

[@Chilloutlilbro]

The entire population of planet earth : 😐

[@lemonace6695]

I love how he is super desperate when he frozes Tiffany, all "please come back I can't lose you" but when it was his parents he was "oh that's sick "

[@carmenmercedes9903]

Ikr. Happy pride btw

[@lemonace6695]

@@carmenmercedes9903 thanks, dunno if you lgbt+ too but if you are happy pride to you too

[@carmenmercedes9903]

@@lemonace6695 thank you!! (I am a pansexual demigirl)

[@asrieldreemurr5093]

Happy pride to both of y'all! (Bisexual here)

[@fluffjuice5743]

Happy pride! (I'm lesbian)

[@jessicanewton8051]

"I have a niche ability where I can tell when someone's gonna freeze time." Jarvis Johnson would've stopped Dio

[@fruitygarlic3601]

Asexual Speedwagon? Based.

[@jackw.1342]

@J Dude ???????????????

[@zaralily3740]

was looking for this comment

[@ambi_cc8464]

Even better than that random rat

[@derutceldoor7410]

Idk... I mean, you kinda already know that bcs he yells ZA WARUDO everytime he does.... like your pfp btw...

[@HoneyCat_Comb]

Neil: literally freezes his parents in time changing the entire way we have veiwed time and space time as a whole tiffany: oh cool

[@thestarbrawler6887]

Plot twist they live in Jojos world and it’s notmal

[@delayedstwr]

@@thestarbrawler6887 xd

[@bruh-zy1dp]

I mean like special relativity means that time is relative to everyone so maybe time was frozen relative to them but not to the kid and maybe tiffany is actually a 1000iq genius who figured all this out when she figured out that he could stop time

[@siri-tl1ji]

This kid:pours pre made popcorn into a bowl. Also this kid: I will make meals, I made this delicious popcorn.

[@darlingblue]

My dad: British London accent My mom: Filipino/south east Asian accent Me with an American accent watching the first 4 1/2 minutes: 😨

[@chickenfoot2423]

ok but how on earth did jarvis go the whole video thinking the kid was british?😭

[@kc.21k]

“Dhar Mann I think you have some competition on Dhar hands” - Dad Joke Jarvis 2021

[@gray9590]

Dhar Hanns

[@agbleedem7238]

LOL FAXX

[@thisurldoesnotexist]

Jarvis Johndad (I'm sorry)

[@vampirecat8256]

@@thisurldoesnotexist Dharvis Dadson

[@jackireland2298]

horrible pfp

[@SomewhereFireworks]

Kurtis, Drew, Danny AND Jarvis in just one day? Is Christmas coming early or something

[@KingOfGaymes]

Don’t forget Cody, it’s a Christmas miracle

[@fauna5328]

And Cody

[@lilysiandaza4296]

Amd Nick

[@toes7741]

And your mom (xdd im funny)

[@janec1097]

nah, it’s just the last day of the month for sponsorship deadlines

[@atimidbirb]

This dude DEFINITELY grows up to be a supervillain in that universe

[@Lumi.gaya_]

Jarvis: My superpower is predicting the script of this video Also Jarvis: *gets jumpscared every time british bootleg frozone screams*

[@ruqiyaahmed4947]

wow nice!

[@theninjasticcheetah8874]

When he asked Tiffany how she knew about the divorce, I instantly got Wandavision vibes with how Wanda asked Monica how she knew Pietro

[@Rha_C]

Same though

[@DemonOblong]

Okey, let's take a second to talk about the logistics of this. When he freezes a person, does he freeze them at a molecular level? Because, folks, imagine leaving your dad in your living room for a week, the lad's gonna start decomposing and stanking up the room. Even if we say that he's body is stopped and "preserved", what if a fly decides he's free real estate thus making his body a maggot Disneyland? Imagine unfreezing your dad after a month like that. Although, this ability would be great for operations as a substitute for anesthesia (maybe the blood flow is frozen too and you get no hemorrhage). Why? Why did end up thinking about this so much? I should be having lunch. Jarvis, I blame you T_T

[@andylovesbats4566]

maggot disneyland? I love that!

[@thepillowhead2453]

I’d rather stop time instead of stopping someone

[@marmelaota1703]

How about taking a nice bath or shower and going to bed early?😌

[@pascalcwilson]

Ya this is totally Jarvis’ fault.

[@lacoeurplastique]

I actually think that he stops an area around them in time. I don't think its freezing

[@someonewhohasntdecidedthei5438]

"kid found out he can freeze time" it seems DIO has awakened

[@joosiejoos]

Just imagine if he yelled stop and his parents didn’t freeze. They’d just be like, ;-;

[@ambi_cc8464]

*gacha trash*

[@Skipsenberg]

@@ambi_cc8464 _human trash._

[@daisysinners6368]

@J Dude good god bruh that song is terrible

[@ambi_cc8464]

@@Skipsenberg even better, just throw them in the trash compactor

[@dragonispurple6075]

@@ambi_cc8464 I'm pretty sure they were referring to you-

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

As goofy and poorly done as this is, I think an anthology series about kids get super powers bc they need therapy would be interesting

[@YpsylonFunMagazine]

have you heard of worm? its a longform web serial set in a world where some people get powers after experiencing trauma, so kinda like that but not an anthology

[@dsfmdiya7500]

Ever played Persona?

[@GreenLab-vo7vs]

Replace superpowers with train and you’d get infinity train.

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

@@GreenLab-vo7vs ay, I love that show

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

@@YpsylonFunMagazine I haven't heard of that one but I'll def check it out, sounds interesting

[@doomkittydoomkitty]

"I've got some forts to nite." Jarvis - 2021

[@marsbarr4144]

I hate this quote so much I'm now going to use it

[@atleastimnotginger]

10:50 are you telling me that you didn't know telemarketers are immune to time freezing? That's like the most basic fact that children learn

[@agzilla9005]

In high school I lived with my mom, who is from Poland, and her then boyfriend, who is from Mexico. I spoke like a SoCal skater for some reason and my sister wanted to be southern for some reason. We lived in Chicago.

[@lavenderteal8485]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Imrealiswear.]

✨gotta catch them all~✨

[@thatlycantomboy]

ur sister knew she had to complete the set, clearly

[@benjidavis9525]

@@thatlycantomboy now all they need is one more brother who speaks like he's from Chicago

[@russianbot8576]

only would've been better if you or your sister had a vocal tic that made you take on a british or aussie or scot accent when nervous or excited

[@MotelMaxwell]

Jarvis I would have watched 20 minutes of you just nitpicking the sauce line

[@gruntythefinestwench]

Same I was dying laughing

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

Same as I don't put gravy on mashed potatoes, I put soy sauce so I was felling validated that someone is also using different sauces.

[@disscussting9404]

Jarvis: I don’t need to see Also Jarvis: **proceeds to squint at his moniter**

[@Milkmouse1966]

"a loving environment" Honestly I'm not sure how I would taken own parents divorce if they did it this way instead of my dad just taking me and my siblings to Burger King.

[@KestrelDC]

I guess instead of just straight up freezing time overall he like freezes particular people and/or things in time? But like whatever the case I would be so much more just confused and questioning the reality of it and in shock and all in such a situation. I'd be so scared. Like yeah it's cool ya can do that but my finding a newly discovered ability/super power cool would be extremely overpowered by sheer terror here.

[@UltraCheesecakeFace]

There's a 2014 comedy video series by Cracked that I still love called Antiheroes. A group of telemarketers gain superpowers and then spend the rest of the series freaking out about it and decide to never ever become superheroes.

[@firzabrilliant7657]

yeah tiffany knew that she was being froze but for some reason his parents don't

[@Beezlebub6913]

"ah so I've froze my parents and perhaps even killed them. Ok no problemo time to play among us"

[@nbucwa6621]

I didn't like ow Tiffany gasped after he unfroze here coz it made me question if and how they are breathing while frozen.

[@hackedagent1008]

Imagine he froze him parents for 40 years and when he unfroze his parents, his parents will just be surprised that he is now tall, drunk, and has a beard or something

[@marumomoloto4455]

Or their surprised to wake up in a Crack house and wakes up to a crackhead claiming he had superpowers and that he's Thier son

[@Navvum]

They will probably be dead

[@coredoesstuff8431]

@@Navvum I don't think they will die , because their entire body is frozen

[@matthewtelles4809]

Or they'd been concious the whole time. Aware, but unable to move.

[@hackedagent1008]

@@marumomoloto4455 lmao

[@littlejuty8981]

I could not stop laughing "Question 1: Who is going to sign permissions slips? Question 2: Who will give the hugs?"

[@j-j8984]

"have you ever heard of me myself and I?"

[@intanlestari6703]

You can hug your waifus pillow

[@sammcmc9888]

Imagine this from the parents perspective, they’re sitting there and their son starts to yell stop but he’s cut off and just starts laughing.

[@beckym1586]

were his parents conscious when he froze them?? Cause they responded to things he said before he unfroze them. That's horrifying lol

[@Hopning]

That sounds terrifying. Imagine being frozen in time by your child and having to just sit there while he invites a friend and makes popcorn and you cannot do anything except watch and just have to wait if he will ever unfreeze you

[@jays.4969]

big Wandavision energy lmao

[@oz459]

Do their body’s keep funkctioning then? I mean in this case they wouldn’t legitimately be frozen in time but rather paralyzed, but still conscious. So technically it he froze them for too long they’d just starve.

[@ShallowVA]

Oh my god. Jarvis doesn’t know about The Other Mashed Potato Sauce.

[@alexisventura7191]

This is funny. I dont know why I am commenting this . Nothing makes sense anymore

[@karlarao8736]

Wha?

[@skitskit333]

you mean c*m... dont you. ugh... grossss

[@thatoneguy9582]

coom

[@teaspoonsofpeanutbutter6425]

I know! EVERYBODY knows about THAT sauce!

[@HerHollyness]

Boy: *Has an Eastern European accent that is slightly different from the mum’s* Jarvis: Why does he sound British? Me, a Brit: ???

[@salhaabdulrahman2219]

Same lol

[@shriekotbanshee]

Lol, it’s funny how people can’t detect accents, I think brits are better at it because of the huge variety of accents we have in the UK, loads of Americans think there’s no difference between Australian and English or if you have a crappy film with Americans trying to do RP English accent, to the brits it sounds really bad but everyone outside the UK thinks it’s spot on. I’m from Liverpool and always get asked by yanks where about in Ireland am I from.

[@celene_moon]

Jarvis is just genuinely terrible at accents

[@thomasmannia]

Ikr, I was confused when he said that and spent half of the video trying to force myself into thinking that it was a British accent when it didn’t sound anything like one.

[@sophiaako7663]

@@shriekotbanshee just depends on how much accent differences you've been exposed to I guess. like someone who's never left their hometown or watched international shows wouldn't know much about that probably

[@AnthroFox99]

10:56 "hi, we've been trying to each you about your car's extended warranty."

[@abinavpaudyal6099]

Plot twist: They weren't getting divorced but putting the kid up for adoption

[@angefabricenda560]

😂

[@toxic8129]

Then he gets adopted by a superhero

[@AirLight1646]

That way they can’t hurt him with their arguing! Genius!

[@muegaltomiganson]

So wholesome

[@flwrbun]

🤣

[@rinduck6003]

My parents divorce was so messy that they didnt even sit to tell me. My dad just went “so...” and I immediately replied “yes I know”. Then we just sat in silence while eating sushi at a mall, pretty much frozen by awkwardness. Dare I say I managed to freeze mine by cutting off the convo before it even started. Very relatable 😁👍

[@shl3bl3_25]

@ThisIsGoingToBeFiftyCharactersLongForNoReasonAtAll same lol

[@kunalsanyashiv2036]

How did you do that

[@elephantshell3617]

That’s rough buddy.

[@shadowbunny7892]

Same lol

[@rinduck6003]

@ThisIsGoingToBeFiftyCharactersLongForNoReasonAtAll it’s okay you can laugh it’s funny

[@shawnflynn8662]

Naturally I would assume after finding out he has time freezing powers he would move to Egypt, become a bisexual vampire and then piss off a japanese highschooler.

[@madisoncoombs674]

I'm so curious but should I even ask?

[@Ze_eT]

​@@madisoncoombs674 Rule of thumb: If it's extremely specific but involves either punchy punchy fast, death in space or time powers, it's a Jojo reference.

[@dragonorb9288]

Time stop, Za Warduo

[@safabekr]

yugioh........

[@carysp6173]

@@madisoncoombs674 jojos bizarre adventure

[@OWENLOL-lo6tl]

Dio: so were the same type of ability…. (He stole jotaro line) The kid: ZA WARUDO

[@shelbyk7229]

"Stop banging those damn drums!" "Oh I'm sorry I just thought it went good with your story."

[@TheZombifiedGuy]

"Sorry, gotta practice ._."

[@DoodleDust]

I really wish his URL's actually had "alwaysbeplugging" at the end of them

[@lucast.6474]

I was betting on them saying he's adopted. Would explain all the accents

[@r4.v3n]

What do you mean lol if he was adopted after learning how to speak he would probably remember it

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

@@r4.v3n Maybe adopted later in life like after being a toddler so the accent is still there.

[@cllncl]

Plot twist: That's the reason why they're divorcing

[@weirdofromhalo]

Nah, it's common if both parents immigrated to a different country.

[@Trolleybus13]

I remember I broke down a few times in my life when I just started begging out loud for my pain to stop. Could've implied that the boy was in immense pain, but the real question is why am I trying to see meaning in some badly acted video

[@chanyanyanya]

The fact that all Kurtis, Drew, Danny, and Jarvis uploaded today is giving me an entertainmentgasm

[@AudleStudios]

Don't forget nickisnotgreen

[@KingOfGaymes]

And Cody hwoo boy

[@spongy7426]

And Pyro

[@ktheworm]

DANNY, DREW, KURTIS AND JARVIS?? i'm not sleeping tonight

[@kinda.svs.7471]

There like 20 minutes each chill

[@deez6883]

Don’t forget Cody Ko, NickisnotGreen and Pyrocynical

[@spongy7426]

LETS GOOO

[@florian5560]

Are you breaking the bed for a creeper too? 😏

[@bestttits3976]

CATRA

[@Abyssal2808]

Dhar Mann: Anti-Vaxxer Karen mocks people with masks, ending will shock you! Drunk Dhar Mann: Woman commits suicide, LIVES to regret it.

[@Abdiyeyei]

I DIED SO HARD AT YOUR "DRUNK DHAR MANN" JOKE LMAO

[@Abdiyeyei]

But wait, if she committed suicide, how can she live to regret it?

[@FionaA17]

@@Abdiyeyei thats the joke

[@Abdiyeyei]

@@FionaA17 oh lol

[@ny2584]

@@Abdiyeyei lmao

[@hazsmoothwalker7458]

5:47 "Dear, uh, Stan Lee!" I'm loving all these MCU things in here 😂

[@lydia-pl3dv]

“is he giving a monologue to nobody right now” it’s a soliloquy bestie

[@moxiemaxie3543]

Was it enough to call it either? He's just talking to his imaginary friend lol

[@yikes.]

CONGRATS jarvis on getting a shoutout from cody ko haha

[@ultraepicgamer8017]

so true

[@aedan9227]

Hey its you!

[@jarjarbinks5907]

Holy crap I've just started watching your vids like 10 hidden rick rolls

[@TheGrandGamerOfficial]

Hi

[@riot4744]

hasnt cody ko been cancelled or sum?? ☠☠ idk the details, correct me if im wrong or sum idk

[@LeJimothy]

I'm not very good at recognising accents, but the kid is definitely not English. I think he just has a much softer version of the mum's accent.

[@rebeccahicks2392]

Yeah. Like someone who studied UK pronunciation when learning English, but that's not the same as BEING British.

[@jellyfishistory]

HOW THE FUCK DID SHE JUST CALM DOWN AFTER SHE WAS LITERALLY FROZEN? 😭 THE WAY SHE JUST “*Breathes* You need to stop-“ BRO I WOULD BE FUCKING SCREAMING? LIKE CAN YOU EVEN BREATHE DURING THAT? HELLO? SHE NEEDED TO CALL THE DAMN COPS💀 Can’t freeze a bullet going mad fast

[@Jones_55]

My biggest takeaway from this video is that "do people eat mashed potatoes with anything other than gravy" is now in my search history

[@kayla_1717]

do they

[@crissuccs3826]

I eat mashed potatoes with bolognese sauce (edit: I'm not American and gravy is disgusting idk how they like it)

[@caitlynnpollard5055]

Only other sauce I think would even be good on mashed potatoes would be a mornay sauce since it's literally just a thick creamy cheese sauce.

[@randomtinypotatocried]

I learned today people believe only one sauce belongs on mash potatoes. It's literally potatoes only mashed up

[@ElpheltRealNoClickbait]

@@crissuccs3826 I’m American, but like, gravy goes hard imo, I eat it w the mashed potatoes and turkey at thanksgiving. But I also eat it w bbq sauce. Or ranch. Depends on what’s available

[@evanburke9365]

I don’t have a problem with the vague sauce. I’m more concerned that the kid hasn’t eaten in a day and a half.

[@AirLight1646]

When I got my second COVID shot I didn’t eat for a day straight so it’s not totally unbelievable

[@TheMadsC]

He ate the popped corn tho, so he's good

[@nikkij4873]

@@AirLight1646 damn, My fat ass would be getting a covid shot every day if it made me not eat! LOL

[@flastyy_]

"Dad made mashed potatoes with that sauce you like! Belle's Bathwater."

[@wawaicedcoffee]

“Is he giving a monologue to nobody right now?” The correct name is a soliloquy 😌 - me flexing the one the thing I remember from reading Shakespeare in high school.

[@swineherd_]

14:52 I was half-convinced that Tiffany was going to explain she had psychic abilities.

[@hannalowercase5928]

ME TOO

[@Zorua3]

That’s a different video lmfao

[@nightcollapse]

That would've been a nice twist lol

[@rejectedgamer2308]

Ah yes zvoid. The people behind my story animated

[@karlarao8736]

LOL

[@altturtle9882]

@@karlarao8736 .-.

[@giovannieich7487]

7:28 Well, I‘m German (meaning I‘m automatically a professional potato eater) and we eat our mashed potatoes with fried egg and red cabbage, which brings some sauce with it. You could also put some butter on there as well.

[@tschaytschay4555]

Well I‘m from Swabia and there are a lot of dishes with mashed potatoes. From Sauerkraut over sausages to roast with gravy, cream sauce.... Nearly every dish one can eat with potatoes one can eat with mashed potatoes. :D

[@Sirvaria]

But mashed potatoes go way better with fresh sauerkraut and bacon?!?

[@giovannieich7487]

@Zandaroos 😂 We may admittedly have some competition…

[@imaginareality]

Also, mashed potatoes with spinach and fish fingers is a common food for kids here.

[@unknown-rq9ce]

I'm sorry but nobody beats the Irish

[@tenshimocha]

the parents approaching their son as soon as he arrived home from school, especially when they placed their hands on his shoulders seemed like they were about to devour him.

[@themarquess]

When Tiffany figured out that Neil's parents are getting divorced, I thought: oh, the big twist is going to be that in this universe all kids have the power to freeze time, but only when their parents tell them they're divorcing. And that explains the title 'kid freezes time, what happens next will shock you'. That would've been a pretty shocking and cool reveal.

[@enshen2190]

Ahh yes, Danny, Drew, Kurtis, Cody, Nick, Pyro, and Jarvis

[@snowthedwarf8233]

Yes early Christmas

[@bonnibloop_]

the father son and holy spirit and idk some other biblical figures cause now there's more than 3

[@lilysiandaza4296]

Just about to comment this!

[@pogzz]

Too bad Scott Cramer didn’t wait 3 days to put his video out.

[@enshen2190]

@@pogzz ikr

[@jakenahas4684]

“A loving environment” was whoever wrote that thinking the kid was gonna read the court records in the paper or something?

[@drakewilso]

what happens nest is that he goes to Egypt and fights an old man and his Japanese grandson who can also freeze time.

[@floridasoldat]

“What happened to your parents?” “Tiffany, I have superpowers.” “But why are they decomposing?” “...STOP!”

[@eq4742]

“STOP!” *proceeds to kill her too*

[@kontinued5823]

3:00 "Who's clearly a Marvel fan" That Superman picture on his backrest on his bad: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?

[@walkingindlite]

It is so uncanny. The posters are all same size. They are put haphazardly on the wall but very deliberately???He even has two of them on his window when there is space on the wall below his window????

[@janelle9998]

@@walkingindlite haphazardly?? I've never heard that word in all 15 years of my life

[@walkingindlite]

@@janelle9998well, good day to learn a new word then! ^_^ Haphazardly means in an unorganised fashion.

[@AirLight1646]

I’ve seen this video 10+ times, and I think I unironically like the story. It’s got a nice message and how Tiffany helps Neil accept his parents divorce is really sweet. Also like Jarvis said it doesn’t fall into the pitfalls that Dhar Mann’s videos fall in.

[@luisabendt8614]

I hate it so bad. As someone whose parents fought all the time, obviously I wish they had pulled through and gotten a divorce just for peace and quiets sake. This kid annoys the fuck out of me.

[@pastelprincce]

@@luisabendt8614 Ok good for you? Not everyone wants their parents to separate even if it’s unhealthy 💀

[@go-away-5555]

@@luisabendt8614divorces are pretty traumatic especially for a younger kid. It's a no-win situation. Either way the story is about a boy accepting and allowing his parents to get a divorce. So it sounds like something you would agree with rather then disagree with.

[@mrderpy2777]

Jarvis, I did it. I found a sauce that tastes good with mashed potatoes, sweet baby’s rays barbecue sauce. It actually tastes kinda good. The day has come. It is finished.

[@Guywithachair]

"Zavoid Studios copys Dhar Mann and instantly regrets it"

[@barbedgirl]

For life! :D

[@catguy5425]

Unsurprisingly, Infinity Train tackled divorce much more effectively.

[@dragonispurple6075]

Infinity Train! haha, it's a good show, i hope we can eventually get at least book 5

[@Ash-moo7]

What the mother meant "in a loving environment" is that they're telling him peacefully not him walking in on parents screaming I WANT A DIVORCE THAT'S IT

[@izabellehilderbrand8685]

not Jarvis shitting on the phrasing of mash potatoes sauce, but ignoring that they are eating dinner at like 3 pm, right after he gets back from school.

[@UltraCheesecakeFace]

The INVERSE of a different sauce on mashed potatoes is that here in Hawaii, we have a dish that has gravy on rice. And it's so good because the rice really soaks up and absorbs the gravy. Besides that, the dish also has a whole hamburger patty and a fried egg on top of the rice but below the gravy, and the egg yolk also gets absorbed into the rice as you eat it in the best way. It's called Loco Moco and it's one of the greatest dishes of all time.

[@matrixdefector95]

I only know about this dish because it is featured in Tomodachi Life.

[@hatashigaming522]

It sounds super good

[@giallotapes]

@@matrixdefector95 same

[@cocoa-bird]

“Kid wishes she can freeze time, then continuously goes back in time to save a girl, failing multiple times”

[@azathoth7587]

Can't wait for Dhar Mann: before the storm

[@galactigod]

I can't quite put my finger on what the reference is, but I've got a couple ideas. Help pls?

[@azathoth7587]

@@galactigod pretty sure it's life is strange

[@cocoa-bird]

@@galactigod it’s a Madoka Magica reference!

[@galactigod]

Ah those were both of my guesses.

[@Idk-kg7zh]

Dang, this day just keeps getting better. Gus and Eddy, Danny, Drew, Kurtis, and now Jarvis. This is great!

[@redo3073]

It almost feels like it was planned or something

[@redo3073]

@Bunni tsu oh wow thats actually makes sense thanks i guess

[@msola5]

and nick and cody

[@nateroberts877]

And Cody

[@zyschostreamermakeszeirdfa1713]

Pryo also

[@CJJC]

13:21 what happened next legitimately *did* shock you, Jarvis.