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[@JarvisJohnsonGOLD]

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[@Syriamyloveisfreefire]

❤️

[@himarihina]

jarivsssss

[@ohjoy915]

👐

[@blorp2555]

Props to Jarvis: I could never do anything close to his vids. He's putting his brain cells on the line with what he reacts to.

[@alliexcx5576]

:)

[@idkwhathomestuckisijustlik3439]

To be fair, if I saw "your eyes are so deep I find myself drowning" written in a notebook, I would also laugh like a cartoon bully

[@val77701]

Wait what? I thought that was so cute 😭

[@idkwhathomestuckisijustlik3439]

@@val77701 oh maybe I'm just mean then lol

[@chickencake5134]

@@val77701 It's a little cliche and dramatic but cute

[@funkybugman]

@@idkwhathomestuckisijustlik3439 NO ITS HILARIOUS

[@IntegriTee]

@@idkwhathomestuckisijustlik3439 😂 I think I would laugh but I laugh at everything so idk if it counts

[@kierstenburtz8442]

As a girl who is 6'3", I can promise that nobody in my life has ever told me "you have the build for gymnastics". Literally I did gymnastics as a kid and was tall for my age so they warned me that I probably wouldn't be able to do it for long because gymnastics isn't as doable over a certain height. Also there's a fuckton of things tall people can't do. I never, in my life, wanted to be a flight attendant until someone told me I was too tall to get hired as one, and suddenly that hurt...

[@berryghostt]

also not to mention that gymnastics is not a sport that a person can just start in high school and suddenly be really good. a person usually has to start very young to even have a slight chance to reach elite. i quit years ago, but it still annoys me when people assume gymnastics is easy.

[@kierstenburtz8442]

@@berryghostt oh 100%! I commend gymnasts! I was athletic throughout my entire childhood and still couldn't do half the stuff they do on a daily basis!

[@ciciamanda.]

i had no intention to become a pilot until someone told me i couldnt becase of my colour vision. But after realizing that i probably have good enough color vision i feel i weird need to fly a plane

[@bigman1163]

Same, I’m 6’6 and I don’t understand some of the expectations that comes with being tall. I’m constantly asked “do you play sports?” Or “why don’t you play basketball” and it frustrates me slightly more each time it’s asked. If I liked basketball then I would play, but if I’m not playing then what does that tell you? I feel like my life would be basically the same if I weren’t tall, and sometimes I kinda wish I wear shorter cus it would save me from plenty of pain, both physically and mentally.

[@cats1970]

Yup. I’m not exceptionally tall at 5’9, but was warned I was too tall for gymnastics. At 16 I had to quit (at high level) because my body was quite literally falling apart. The distance between my joints and weight was too much and I ended up disabled. Broke both my feet because impact force is massive in gymnastics! Someone as tall as the girl in the video could try gymnastics, but you’re more likely to get hurt the taller you are. It would’ve probably been better for me if they blocked me from higher skill level competition based on height limits because that drastically increases the forces your body has to handle. Kinda like how a hamster can fall 100 times their height and be fine because they’re just smol.

[@andrewtucker6282]

I love how they picked basically the one sport where being tall ISN'T an advantage. 🤣

[@sarasletten5229]

She's also apparently using the parallel bars as if its a beam!😂🤣

[@starlightthetribewing4774]

You mean “I appreciate-“

[@andrewtucker6282]

@@starlightthetribewing4774 haha what?

[@HAMILTONHYPP3R]

​@@starlightthetribewing4774 💀

[@Gromper7878]

TRUE I didn't even consider that top gymnasts are all only like 5 ft tall lmaoo

[@necronerdicon]

Can we appreciate that Jarvis made us premium FOR FREE? Incredible.

[@roachymoment]

omg fr he does tho

[@calowenby1654]

We’re premium.

[@yeetionary]

help im premium im going to die in 3

[@Lazy_.Lavender]

​@@yeetionary oh no. It's been 3 months. I was too late.

[@e2b265]

He skipped over me 😭

[@nooneinparticular469]

Can we just appreciate Jarvis’ ability to wear a beanie only on the top of his head? Beanies are really hard to wear. If you gave me 10,000 decapitated heads, I don’t think I could get any of them to wear a beanie like Jarvis does.

[@LauraSkow]

Out of curiosity, how many decapitated heads do you have?

[@Egomezz6]

😂😂😂this

[@dracofirepants8758]

I'm a little concerned where you got those heads...

[@snookers341]

@@dracofirepants8758 don’t be concerned 😽🙌

[@KaneShugar]

@@dracofirepants8758 you gave the heads to them, silly

[@BaileyE08]

Let's appreciate how jarvis is a "living breathing human being" who wears "clothing"!

[@ciciamanda.]

for real, i could never do that. never.

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

How do we now he isn't living clothes wearing a person

[@pissapocalypse]

@@bepisthescienceman4202 Imagine he opens his clothes and it's just three kids standing on each other's shoulders lol

[@kevinboros7427]

Not a day goes by without me appreciating that.

[@fovosprodromus5020]

suree... "let's". I got you

[@DAFLOLCB]

Can we just appreciate how "jarvis" is always so "nice" and "accepting"??? "I" could never do something like that.

[@znsticx12345]

“right”! “he” is so unbelievably “nice”

[@iamacatperson7226]

You know, two of “my” favorite KZbinrs fans do these “air quotes” which is funny because “they” are so “different”

[@Justaguyiguesss]

The “Schlatt” effect

[@terrienr333]

can we just appreciate how Jarvis shows his emotions through his expressions? wow, if you asked me to express my emotions I wouldn't be able to!

[@nonctm777]

Being expressive must be difficult /srs

[@jasond.b-w]

Reading this as a person with RAD and literally no facial or vocal affect at any time besides Flat, and no ability to fake it 💀 I genuinely agree lol

[@hanpines3808]

My autistic ass can't tell whether this is a joke or not

[@presleydunson]

@@nonctm777 what??

[@CosmiTwink]

I actually cant express any emotions other thank sadness and anger-

[@lightningwaffle9528]

Can we all just take a second to appreciate Jarvis having eyes so deep I find myself drowning?

[@luminescent_tides]

I have to wear a life vest when I watch his videos to keep from drowning in his glorious eyes! 🛟

[@easypeasyd2478]

Simps

[@Aperson-dl1yc]

I love this comment section😌

[@tornadoaltar1488]

Ha!ha 😂😂

[@elishaso]

Down for the count and you're drowning in them

[@pegs-ies]

The story gives me wattpad autobiographical story vibes. "She had long brown hair and sparkling green eyes, everyone hated her because she was too tall, she was immediately amazing at gymnastics and won 50k"

[@onyourleft4194]

“Her father prefers her over her brother, they always get along perfectly”

[@Solanin0803]

@@onyourleft4194"Her mother died when she was very young, but she loved her more than anything."

[@noisy_killjoy]

I woke up and tied my long auburn hair into a messy bun. My green orbs drifted to my phone, a text from my stepmom. “Come downstairs brat.” I threw on some joggers and a hoodie and made my way downstairs. Stepmom grabbed me and said “we cant afford to feed you so I sold you” “What” I relied. She shoved me through the door and there in the lounge stood one direction. “Hello” Harry said in a British accent. “We’re your new owners now.”

[@pegs-ies]

@@noisy_killjoy ive definitely read this on wattpad, 10/10

[@acat4215]

@@noisy_killjoy Finally some quality writing 👏

[@GillissenShow]

Let's "appreciate" how Jarvis's "vocal chords" "produce" vibrations in the air that are transmitted via digital signals to my "ear drums" where they are then "decoded" into "jokes". Thank you.

[@Eli-rs6em]

Why the air-quotes?

[@jeffsloan1324]

​@@Eli-rs6em emphasis

[@Eli-rs6em]

@@jeffsloan1324 it’s text. How can you get tone from it?

[@iamacatperson7226]

@@Eli-rs6emquotes, when it’s not a character speaking, usually are a sign that the word in the quotes is being emphasized in writing, it’s a way to show tone without being able to hear the person speaking since it’s writing

[@Eli-rs6em]

@@iamacatperson7226 i understand that it’s tone but I can’t read tone over text

[@bool8362]

im really appreciating jarvis calling me a "premium" person, it really knocks my socks of with joy have a great day jarvitron!

[@roachymoment]

same

[@ticketyboo2456]

Socks of joy😂

[@DPadGamer]

I think we can all appreciate Jarvis for making this video, he made it a little fun.

[@HarryMario_]

D-pad gamer from minus world?

[@roronoazoro2025]

I think we can all agree that most of us don't know who DPad is.

[@artespeck8091]

He makes all his videos a little fun 😠 I appreciate all of his videos

[@DPadGamer]

@@roronoazoro2025 here, im just one of this channels premium viewers like you

[@4rkain3]

@@DPadGamer Can we just appreciate how none of us know who DPadGamer is?

[@BtheDilemma732]

Let's just take a moment to appreciate how normally sized Jarvis' forehead is. It isn't too big or too small. It's just the right size. PS I love your videos

[@mossypop]

Heehee 69th like

[@noelmaycry]

this is such a weird observation but yes i completely agree DJSJFHDJ LMFAO

[@realityclips6052]

True!

[@DM-nw5lu]

Looks small to me but that's probably because mine is huge so my forehead size standards are skewed, lol.

[@Alphabet_poop]

@@DM-nw5lu same LOL

[@sholem_bond]

MSA: "I'm tall and I have the perfect gymnastics build" Rachel in Animorphs, in seemingly almost every book: "man, I love gymnastics; too bad I'm too tall to ever really go pro with it" Me: so what is the truth, MSA?

[@kaikwacz2881]

Truth is, most activities having to do with balance are significantly harder for tall people like gymnastics, ice skating etc.

[@morgantrias3103]

Who do we trust, beloved childrens books Animorphs, or some garbage?

[@alicine-sims8988]

I would definitely trust Animorphs, I don't about basketball, but I know they mentioned she could be a super model, and while yes, the ideal model height is above average, there is definitely a max end of that height range too. If you're to tall you'll have a really hard time booking gigs because everything looks short on you, and you don't look right next to the other models. I would not be surprised if gymnastics has a similar sort of ideal height range, where if you are out of it on either side, you will struggle.

[@megorly792]

I was actually so confused when she implied that she was good at gymnastics because she's tall. I'm 5'11 and can't even do backbends

[@jayedgar1384]

That and the dad also suggested being a supermodel. An industry where being anything but average height is a huge disadvantage because the clothes aren't made to fit the model. The model has to fit the clothes. So being supertall would disqualify you from anything but shows specifically for super tall people

[@P4rz1va1]

She was such a bad sister, she talks about how she just wants to help but doesn't listen to her brother when he tells her not to read his journal, and then tries to get him to share his poems with Alyssa at school, wtf. P.S I love your videos and you seem like a really nice person.

[@bellsgotitnowft]

She also never stood up for him from the other people but he did. What a bish

[@Widdekuu91]

Remember how this is all fake guys?

[@P4rz1va1]

@Widdekuu91 does it matter? People talk about fiction as if it's real all the time. Pointing out it's fake isn't really adding anything and it doesn't make you look as smart as you think it does.

[@Widdekuu91]

@@P4rz1va1 I was hoping to help with your frustrations... since you were getting upset over the story, not the fact that people post fake stories to stir sh!t.

[@P4rz1va1]

@@Widdekuu91 I'm not upset about the story. I am simply judging the characters of the story. I don't give a fuck if people post fake stories, especially if it would be unreasonable to consider them true.

[@sunny__johanna]

Let's all appreciate that Jarvis wears glasses instead of ignoring his bad eyesight

[@luminescent_tides]

😂😂😂

[@ashikjaman1940]

honestly I have a cousin who had glasses that she should be wearing but she just didn't for several years. Now earlier this year she decided she should wear them but they broke. So she scheduled an appointment at an optometrist to get new ones, but then she missed it and never scheduled another. So yeah I appreciate anyone that wears their glasses.

[@sunny__johanna]

@@ashikjaman1940 wow that's quite a story :0 Did she ever say why she just didn't wear her glasses?

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@sunny__johanna iirc she just didn't like them. Her eyes also aren't as bad as some other people in our family (mostly me, I am ridiculously near-sighted) so I guess she felt she didn't need them? Idk, everyone in the family either at least always told her to wear them or just didn't comment on it.

[@sunny__johanna]

@@ashikjaman1940 ty for the explaination!!

[@PaintedCanvasLPS]

Can we just appreciate the fact Jarvis exists not everyone can exist like this. Thank you

[@OniBlinker]

My three lost siblings can relate so hard

[@user-uu1xm8qw6d]

i don't know why, but after reading your comment, it gives me a lot of anxiety looking at Jarvis in this video

[@ZapPack]

I don't think I could exist in 10,000 years!

[@hannahalexy]

12:17 yeah, i was great at gymnastics until i had a growth spurt and was then rejected because i was over 6 feet....the shorter you are, the lower your centre of gravity. Makes it much, much easier.

[@tkdchic78]

"Lie to Kids. Get Rich" I see Jarvis found the Ace Family handbook

[@rubyrizen3115]

IKR Jarvis is so creative

[@dutchesspuppy3516]

Let's all appreciate how much jarvis' hoodie color compliments his face. He always has such nice colors in his videos. Keep at it, i enjoy it.

[@creature-1170]

So true

[@EduardoMartinez-rs3bu]

What?

[@jessicaolson490]

I like how before I watched this video and got this reference, I saw this comment and was just thinking, yup he looks pretty good in that hoodie. xP. Edit: grammar to make my sentence clearer, maybe 🤔

[@unclewiley1986]

@@jessicaolson490 I haven't gotten far enough to get the reference and I genuinely agreed bc the shade of green compliments his skin tone nicely

[@P34chy5c0n3]

@@jessicaolson490 I’m so confused

[@Thedarkbunnyrabbit]

It's funny to me that she specifically went into gymnastics, because as a tall person who wanted to get into gymnastics when I was young, when the 'you can do ANYTHING because you're tall!' thing came up I was like "Well, not gymnastics."

[@cearathomas930]

Literally though lol, they could have picked virtually any other sport😂

[@Thedarkbunnyrabbit]

@@cearathomas930 It really shows whoever wrote it isn't tall and doesn't know anything about gymnastics, lol.

[@blueismylove3128]

Glad the gymnastics thing bugged other people too 😂😂

[@lucyoli4]

LOL that was my first thought too when he said you can do anything

[@biggrayalien4791]

Similarly, you can't be a fighter pilot.

[@malorika]

15:42 dude i used to do gymnastics and went to competitions and when people got hurt we'd wish them well and hug them and then continue??? tf

[@ZackC]

Dad: “why aren’t you like most siblings” Brother: “my sister is super hot” Sister: “my brother is so romantic” Also sister: “let’s wrestle, bro” Uhhhhhh

[@monicarenee7949]

Yeah the vid had icky vibes for sure

[@TheScaredLittleScholar]

can we take a moment to appreciate how Jarvis makes these high quality, entertaining, videos one or twice a month? I mean, even if you gave me 10,000 years I would never be able to produce something like this

[@theflano23]

I do have to admit they're really nice, I would love to see him in a podcast someday.

[@georgie488]

@@theflano23 he has a podcast babe

[@theflano23]

@@georgie488 Well I guess I know what I'm listening to for the rest of the day, thanks for letting me know

[@dinospumoni5611]

It's the premium channel what do you expect

[@stellasoleclark5586]

Not to mention it's GOLD

[@Toby2017]

Can we just appreciate the fact that Jarvis actually converts oxygen into carbon dioxide without even thinking about it?🤯🤯🤯👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@yitraboom]

Think about it and you'll die

[@ratmandraws]

Ikr? I couldn't do that in 10,000 years!

[@oliveriscoolerthanu7834]

hes so talented, i could never do that in 10,000,000 years

[@twelsh4094]

And how he pumps blood throughout his body?!

[@XelliottX]

for a minute I was actually thinking that was impressive… I need sleep

[@biggrayalien4791]

Wouldn't the $50k get split among the whole team? Or is Janelle the kind of person that is so in her own little world that she doesn't realize(or maybe she does!) that she just shafted her team out of money because she's just too good a person? 😂

[@PorcupineTheOneandOnly]

She's just tall, she can do anything

[@JNB0723]

@@PorcupineTheOneandOnly Ah yes. Her height extends past what our brittle minds can observe... 🤣

[@graceful_skies6504]

Let's just take a moment to appreciate the fact that this guy can move his vocal cords in a way that can make noises. not everyone can do that.

[@charlx8979]

Not everyone can do that! I was mute for a long while after covid, it really fucked my voice

[@SnooDoodle]

Not only are we animating stories, we're appreciating lives.

[@Ramberta]

LMAO THIS MADE ME HOLLER

[@anya-xi7qd]

best one so far 😭🤣

[@megedwards6140]

Omg, Darman!

[@-Manky]

😭

[@Strauberry69]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@jazz9260]

Let's "all" just take a "moment" to "appreciate" how "Jarvis" "makes" these "videos" 1-2 a month for "us"!

[@laddiebuggie8018]

*snap**snap**snap** ‘YAAAAAS’

[@legendoflizzie4849]

Honestly Jarvis makes the best videos can we all just admit that 💛💛💛🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡❤️🧡🧡💖❣️🧡❤️❣️💖❤️❤️💗💖❤️❤️💖💖💘💘💘💘💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💘💘☪️🕉🕉☪️☯️🕎🕎✝️✝️✝️🕎♈️🛐🛐🛐🛐💖💔🤎🤍💛💚📉📕

[@RobertMcBride-is-cool]

@@legendoflizzie4849 I’m assuming you are jokingly overusing emojis.

[@L0rdOfThePies]

@@RobertMcBride-is-cool emojis cringe, reddit moment

[@lefandomtrash7746]

@@L0rdOfThePies Let people use emojis. 😊😌 It’s just their way of typing and expressing support online when we’re unable to view each other physically.

[@StrawberrESwirl]

Can we take a minute to appreciate jarvis' blindingly white smile? It's so great I've been hospitalized and have been declared legally blind. My ferret is typing this message. P.S. Love your vids!

[@godisdead6611]

13:50 her saying that $5000 can pay for his college education is both comical and depressing

[@miscellanist]

i think it was $50,000

[@MyStlC4I]

​@@miscellanisti think so yea, even then it might not cover it

[@miscellanist]

@@MyStlC4I yea i agree. that might just barely cover two semesters

[@QyfieK]

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the little Milk Sucker’s effort in these videos. Huge props to him for recovering from his Dairy Addiction and putting out such quality content.

[@Fluff_Noodles]

Its really such an inspiration 🥺💕💕

[@Allie_Victoria]

This comment deserves more likes

[@lucymwangi8650]

I hope I can one day also get over my addiction too... I can't say it, it's too hard 😪

[@Wendy_O._Koopa]

We really have no evidence that he's kicked the habit.

[@joelle4226]

@@lucymwangi8650 the first step to recovery is admitting there’s a problem

[@cassandra_cassowary]

Hey guys, let's all appreciate Jarvis for the gold tier content, he is always so funny truly a king

[@kit6561]

it is jarvis johnson gold for a reason

[@cassandra_cassowary]

@@kit6561 u get it ;)

[@kittikat4124]

And for free no less!

[@ef2803]

@@kittikat4124 it is free

[@kylesanchez5067]

PS. I really love his vids

[@ahlogic5960]

Can we just appreciate how funny Jarvis is in all of his videos? His laid back and funny remarks even have me foaming and smiling frfr

[@itsulfr3335]

Can we just appreciate how Jarvis didn't overload the video with information and kept it simple. I really miss that from creators

[@beefbaby9840]

i love how these stories are always just a humble brag like "I was too tall and my dad favored me over my brother" or "I get bullied at school for being too rich and pretty" it's so annoying lmao

[@lia-wk8uf]

Oh my god a comment thats not apprieciating this man!!

[@justaduck3615]

@@lia-wk8uf Lets all appreciate that.

[@LucasTF]

@@lia-wk8uf pfp checks out

[@royalblanket]

Jarvis should rename this channel to "JJ!G previously Jarvis Johnson! GOLD" Also props to Jarvis for making such wholesome and entertaining content. Can we just appreciate how he always lifts our spirits? Even if I had 10000 years, I'd never learn.

[@malkulaas6380]

Agree

[@sourdough6653]

Pronounced juh juh! guh

[@chicocorry1311]

Oooh another slime rancher player

[@chillycat1925]

can we just appreciate the fact that Jarvis has a beanie AND glasses? keep doing what ur doing, mad props!

[@Sahalathepatahta]

As a former gymnast, being tall is not a sought after trait for gymnasts 😭 the distance between the bars makes it difficult for tall women to deal with & many other factors. It helps to be on the shorter end ! It’s still possible but like unlikely. ALSO 50k FOR A BEGINNING COMPETITION??? i don’t remember getting anything but scholarships for it but go off girl

[@jacobgreen4557]

Guys, lets give a round of a clap for Jarvis. He really went above and beyond with this.. Nay every video he has ever put out. And what a smile! ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@ThoughtsFromMars]

Round of clap

[@jkutiye87]

Round claps in gold

[@ari1758]

“Round of a clap” “Nay” mate are you from the 1700s

[@justjaein]

@@ari1758 LMFAO

[@EifiE]

Oh, Ill give Jarvis the clap

[@thatonedamnguy9524]

We should take a moment to appriciate how funny jarvis is? Like, him talking about the feet driving police was very funny

[@avamerrell9662]

Can we appreciate how Jarvis’s laugh is the cutest most heart warming thing ever?

[@cobwebinthecorner]

We should all appreciate JJG and their amazing videos! They're sooooo talented guys

[@agentwashingtub9167]

Let’s “all” just take a “moment” to “appreciate” how “Jarvis” “makes” these “videos” 1-2 "times" a month for “us”!

[@mollygrace3068]

I could barely read this one out loud to my daughter 🤣

[@gonkygunker413]

His "content" is so "good"

[@jadeoreo]

"jarvis" is "my" "favourite" "youtuber"

[@Steamworker_Evolair]

"You" are very "correct"

[@MrAjking808]

Fishing for likes just stop

[@noodroid6736]

i know everyone is making the "let's appreciate!" joke, but fr! the video he talked about was boring, but jarvis managed to make this 25 minutes of interesting and funny commentary. even the ads make me laugh! jarvis, don't ever forget: you're gold and premium as hell, too!!! ❤

[@jaymes3554]

Agreed

[@lemqnshark]

FAKE GYMNAST ALERT!! HER TOES ARE NOT POINTED AT 16:45!!!

[@zoeg5304]

Also funny considering half of the story revolves around her being super tall

[@lemqnshark]

why does this seem so srs it was meant to be a bad joke HELP😭

[@rahrahrahrahrahrahra]

Let's all appreciate that Jarvis is a beautiful human creature

[@deaf-tomcat]

let's all apprecieate the fact that Jarvis' ADHD let him make this video. never in a thousand years would you be able to force me to record, edit, and publish a youtube video! so inspiring Jarvis Johnson Gold!!

[@TheSimplyCooking]

The comments aren’t bots, they are clickworkers. People doing small online tasks for a few dollars (or cents). The task was probably "write a good comment on this video, mention how much you appreciate the creators“

[@HyLo-rule]

ty?

[@JeAxra]

How do I get into this work?

[@questionmarky986]

The dad: your tall enough to play basketball

[@mistersamman8899]

Can we just appreciate Jarvis for taking time to make us all feel premium? You’re the premium one Jarvis! PS: Love your videos.

[@obamatheg2826]

Can we just appreciate jarvis for never using clickbait and making uninteresting thing interesting (i mean i watched to the end). ❤️❤️❤️

[@Geckot369]

Thanks Obama

[@WickedLittleStories]

Let's all appreciate Jarvis for this premium content. He's obviously losing his mind just a little bit at the end, but he's trying his best. Big fan of these videos, they are so funny and cheer us up when we are sad.

[@willk0013]

Let’s all “appreciate” how Jarvis makes these great “videos” for “us” PS. Your videos are great!

[@smediamedia1383]

22:10 Those are children. Most children are unexpectedly polite and positive in KZbin comments...

[@p-jamsookie2252]

I think we can all truly appreciate this top-tier content Jarvis is posting, if this were based on a rating of bronze, silver, and gold, this would be gold. P.S. love your videos!

[@Lazy_.Lavender]

Why's there no replies

[@hyalophora]

​@@Lazy_.Lavender Because there was nothing to add

[@Lazy_.Lavender]

@@hyalophora Okay but it has 1k likes, thats uncommon

[@idrinkandiknowthings9738]

Let’s all appreciative that Jarvis is like a “really nice person” who “makes me laugh” every time he posts

[@lilangelhime]

I genuinely do appreciate your vids. You provide a laugh when I'm feeling down, or overwhelmed. I have bipolar, so even when I'm leaning manic, your more calm conversational style vids just help to chill me out while I try to ignore the wacky rapid-fire thoughts/ideas going on in my head.

[@psi_rockin]

This was totally animated by someone who doesn't watch anime tried to make an anime It reminds me of that old ass Canadian show that tried to jump on the anime craze and ended up making My Life Me Also her dad is probably the Green Goblin on the side

[@mimmyrose2970]

Can we just appreciate Jarvis for how he makes all of our lives better with his videos?

[@kdemarco2010]

Yesss!! He really does!! And at the same time, takes care of his own mental health, not overwhelming himself trying to post content all the time, plus being very open and upfront about it. Awesome creator for sure.

[@kdemarco2010]

P.s love your vids! 🤣

[@wintervandy]

Can we all appreciate everyone in the comments leaving nice "messages" for Jarvis? You guys are so sweet and reading all the comments is incredibly funny!

[@2c0bb61]

Love your pfp! Trans rights :)

[@shadowcween7890]

@@2c0bb61 It's nice how every one seems to be spreading positivity

[@lelaleasl]

your picrew is so cute! ur trams?? that's so kewl!

[@THErealMarMar.]

Strawberry ice-cream sandwich

[@bayardkyyako7427]

God shut up with the same exact comments lol. You guys are less creative then a pebble going to black and white art class.

[@Jay-ys5dz]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how Jarvis 💙

[@joslyndove]

we can have the discussion about the ketchup on the eggs but don’t call it syrup rolling

[@maximumdinosaur]

Jarvis just makes my day, so much. Can we just appreciate Jarvis for putting out this a little bit fun video? We love Jarvis for that

[@validhuman6442]

Me reading this as "Jarvis just mistakes my day", I think I may be blind

[@smallbeast2139]

same i even have a mini crush on him

[@justsomeguy9514]

LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS

[@SparkledWater]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mina3625]

unrelated, but i love the art in your profile picture. did you draw it?

[@charlotte-hills]

Can we just take a minute to talk about how this video is "so good"?! I "really enjoyed" watching it. It's definitely the "best video" I've seen in a while. Jarvis did a "great job" on this one. It must have taken "a lot of quality hard work" to create such a "masterpiece".

[@ariatempest]

Can we all just appreciate how “great” this comment is? PS. “Great” comment.

[@roachymoment]

everytime u say im premium i go 😳 and then u pause to let it sink in and it makes me happy

[@ConfusedPengu1n]

Can we just appreciate how Jarvis circulates blood through his cardiovascular system?? If you gave me 10,000 years I could never do that

[@eronthecat3169]

I think Jarvis really outdid himself, even tho he talked about a really boring video! Way to go! Im so addicted to these videos! Ps.: I forgot to mention how much I appreciate the premium gold content!

[@averageevil801]

Let’s all appreciate that Jarvis blurs out the background so we don’t get distracted by all the cool stuff he has. Love your vids! P.s. my midbrain nuclei neurons produce dopamine from these videos!

[@Egomezz6]

😂

[@otisotis255]

Hilarious 🤣

[@TeenagedRat]

so do mine!

[@LoveForDillionsMeat]

now all I do is look at the background

[@just_be_decent5571]

"Guys can we appreciate how good Javis is at breathing❤"

[@dariadaniellemusic]

Can we just appreciate... actually everything about Jarvis? He's pretty funny! I'm a big fan of his videos. P.S. love your videos, Jarvis

[@bonesmcgee9853]

Can we just "appreciate" how Jarvis made this video? He put in so much work and made this topic "enjoyable" and "funny". Make sure to "like" the vid, guys!

[@sunsatire]

❤️❤️❤️

[@aiden.ambulance]

is "schlatt" influencing "you"?

[@yourresume373]

It's so weird how they make a big deal about how being tall made her good at gymnastics. Like, no? A smaller stature is preferable for gymnastics.

[@gummysnacksandknives9229]

Right? Look at the average heights of Olympic gymnasts

[@therealevilmudbug]

5:45 oh my God Jarvis sounds so much like that parody of a gangster/mafia show from the beggining of that one episode of Arthur, I think it was called "The Bleep"

[@thatonekidmak]

10:49 DID JARVIS JUST MAKE A SCOTT PILGRIM REFERNCE???????

[@Buffalomonger]

Can we "appreciate" this "video" that "Jarvis" made. The video he's talking about was a little boring, but he made it kinda "fun" to "watch."

[@VRCommy]

What? Lol is this deliberately meant to not make sense? The only thing that works with the quotation marks is “fun”, because it IS a video, it was made by Jarvis, and we did watch it. “appreciate” makes it sound like you’re inciting hate speech 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@spaceyyy5043]

@@VRCommy i dont think "you" understand the "joke" that was "made"

[@VRCommy]

@@spaceyyy5043 No I don’t.. that’s why I was asking the question. But is it really a joke if people don’t understand it? Probably I’m just dumb, but even if you’re referring to that person’s comment, it still doesn’t make sense.

[@dakotathegreat2749]

@@VRCommy did you not fully watch the video? He’s mocking the comment that was in quotes. It’s just a lil joke.

[@dakotathegreat2749]

@@VRCommy 21:01

[@sherifflasso]

Let’s just take a moment to really appreciate Jarvis, for providing this absolutely ✨gold✨ content.

[@PorcupineTheOneandOnly]

Can we just really appreciate Jarvis for being amazingly comical and having top-notch commentary and making MSA previous my animated stories (which are boring) a little more fun??????? Can we?

[@ianian69]

i just find it funny how my story animated has like a fandom now, its actually quite impressive how much the animation has improved

[@chexmax2848]

can we just appreciate how jarvis shows his emotions through his facial expressions? he is so good at it and it makes his content so fun to watch. ps love you’re vid’s

[@willynilly1454]

This something a npc would say

[@eliomackinnon1949]

omg yeah like when hes happy or sad u can see it on his face

[@shelbyinmon8654]

Are you a robot

[@l0v3b1t3s]

please tell me this is a reference to that one quackity fan😭

[@edoneill6138]

This is some npc behavior

[@gost5704]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Jarvis giving us this GOLD content for free? Really great, kudos to him. Even if I had 10000 years I wouldn’t be able to make such a high quality GOLD channel o.o

[@mochikitten745]

as a fellow adhder, seeing your adhd rambly bits make the cut is really nice & fun. anyways nice video

[@monicaca6805]

Petition for Jarvis to post a video that’s just 10 hours of him saying “let’s all appreciate” cos I don’t think I heard him say it enough

[@mochann1133]

It’s so cool to learn about Jarvis’s wife before he married her. Look at how far she’s come, from a tall gymnast to breastfeeding her husband

[@charlx8979]

Ah yes “i love booby” classic jarvis quote

[@emilyrasputin]

Oh my God is her name Janelle in that video???

[@MF-R]

Hey, props to Jarvis for allowing us to aprieciate how valuable and irreplaceable he is. If you gave me 1000000000+ years I couldn't make a channel this GOLD; that's free, and GOLD.

[@viviantompkins7925]

Wait, this channel is free?

[@addisonsyverson6732]

I literally read “props to Jarvis” right as Jarvis said “props to Jarvis” o.o

[@logan.saige5910]

i would just like to appreciate how jarvis is able to make me laugh even when i’m not in a good place. it’s honestly really nice to have someone to laugh with, even if it’s just through a screen. ok well i sound really sad but yeah i just wanted to appreciate how much jarvis means to me

[@mihirsimha1096]

Can we just appreciate Jarvis for talking? Some people have a really hard time socially communicating and he is doing it without thinking!

[@nbabackcourtmedia]

I can’t believe content this premium is actually free, I feel like I’m robbing you

[@genericname2747]

Haha same. I am currently in his house and stealing his belongings

[@stuffedbrains]

@@genericname2747 haha same. I currently am pickpocketing him for his wallet.

[@tophatsandhobnobs5924]

Haha, same. I've currently got him at knifepoint. Long day for you.

[@manslaughter3180]

I'm actually not gonna jump on the train of appreciation BUT I do have to admit that, despite the fact that the story was dragging on and had almost nothing of substance in it, you still made this whole ordeal enjoyable and I loved the last part of the video. Sometimes just reading funny comments is the content one is looking for.

[@-Manky]

Idk why there's so many appreciating comments...😐

[@ARandomAccountYT]

@@-Manky watch the end of the video and you'll see why

[@-Manky]

@@ARandomAccountYT lmfao oh okay lemme do that now

[@retrofan-girl6382]

This is the first comment I found that doesn't say the word appreciate lol

[@DemonicNightmare]

Let's all take a moment to appreciate Jarvis for throwing anime references into his videos. I legit appreciate a good anime reference.

[@likeadino8580]

JJ is amazing! Pumping out these videos almost every week, props to him lets APPRECIATE the effort he put in!

[@moatrboat]

can we just appreciate how Jarvis turned on his camera and talked for 25+ minutes. let's appreciate how he sat on his chair. kudos my guy

[@evann03]

I couldn't do that even if I had 10000 years

[@himarihina]

jarivs is so majestic he’s literally glowing

[@LucyWest370]

Jarivs.

[@lilballerina]

@@LucyWest370 it’s actually spelled Jarivs u didn’t know?

[@LucyWest370]

@@lilballerina Jarivs.

[@staltheclown6352]

@@lilballerina jarivs johnsno

[@himarihina]

😭😭😭 jarvis*

[@louloudaki_]

not even as a meme can we appreciate how funny he is and how he has a good time making his videos? i especially like collabs you do with jordan adika, y’all are hilarious and bounce off each other really well have a great night everyone

[@emilyrasputin]

1:50 Can we just appreciate how Jarvis can still make me laugh with a callback to the stupid breastmilk video?

[@laurelwhite4845]

Can we just appreciate Jarvis for torturing himself through these terrifying animated stories? I could never survive through these even in a million years!!!!

[@snek149]

Let’s all just take a moment to “appreciate” Jarvis’s content. What a god. Truly GOLDEN content. I can’t put into words how much you’ve influenced the very fibre of my being. Ps. I love your videos! I could never do what you do in 1000000 years

[@Gacha_Gabe_]

Can we appreciate Jarvis' laugh tho? It's so contagious

[@louloudaki_]

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