Fake Animated Stories Won't Stop Lying

[@JarvisJohnsonGOLD]

Use JJGOLD to get 55% off your first month at Scentbird sbird.co/3u9zKbD

[@Syriamyloveisfreefire]

❤️

[@himarihina]

jarivsssss

[@ohjoy915]

👐

[@blorp2555]

Props to Jarvis: I could never do anything close to his vids. He's putting his brain cells on the line with what he reacts to.

[@alliexcx5576]

:)

[@kierstenburtz8442]

As a girl who is 6'3", I can promise that nobody in my life has ever told me "you have the build for gymnastics". Literally I did gymnastics as a kid and was tall for my age so they warned me that I probably wouldn't be able to do it for long because gymnastics isn't as doable over a certain height. Also there's a fuckton of things tall people can't do. I never, in my life, wanted to be a flight attendant until someone told me I was too tall to get hired as one, and suddenly that hurt...

[@berryghostt]

also not to mention that gymnastics is not a sport that a person can just start in high school and suddenly be really good. a person usually has to start very young to even have a slight chance to reach elite. i quit years ago, but it still annoys me when people assume gymnastics is easy.

[@kierstenburtz8442]

@@berryghostt oh 100%! I commend gymnasts! I was athletic throughout my entire childhood and still couldn't do half the stuff they do on a daily basis!

[@ciciamanda.]

i had no intention to become a pilot until someone told me i couldnt becase of my colour vision. But after realizing that i probably have good enough color vision i feel i weird need to fly a plane

[@bigman1163]

Same, I’m 6’6 and I don’t understand some of the expectations that comes with being tall. I’m constantly asked “do you play sports?” Or “why don’t you play basketball” and it frustrates me slightly more each time it’s asked. If I liked basketball then I would play, but if I’m not playing then what does that tell you? I feel like my life would be basically the same if I weren’t tall, and sometimes I kinda wish I wear shorter cus it would save me from plenty of pain, both physically and mentally.

[@cats1970]

Yup. I’m not exceptionally tall at 5’9, but was warned I was too tall for gymnastics. At 16 I had to quit (at high level) because my body was quite literally falling apart. The distance between my joints and weight was too much and I ended up disabled. Broke both my feet because impact force is massive in gymnastics! Someone as tall as the girl in the video could try gymnastics, but you’re more likely to get hurt the taller you are. It would’ve probably been better for me if they blocked me from higher skill level competition based on height limits because that drastically increases the forces your body has to handle. Kinda like how a hamster can fall 100 times their height and be fine because they’re just smol.

[@andrewtucker6282]

I love how they picked basically the one sport where being tall ISN'T an advantage. 🤣

[@sarasletten5229]

She's also apparently using the parallel bars as if its a beam!😂🤣

[@starlightthetribewing4774]

You mean “I appreciate-“

[@andrewtucker6282]

@@starlightthetribewing4774 haha what?

[@5432_WHERESTYLER]

​@@starlightthetribewing4774 💀

[@Gromper7878]

TRUE I didn't even consider that top gymnasts are all only like 5 ft tall lmaoo

[@Bai_ley.26]

Let's appreciate how jarvis is a "living breathing human being" who wears "clothing"!

[@ciciamanda.]

for real, i could never do that. never.

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

How do we now he isn't living clothes wearing a person

[@pissapocalypse]

@@bepisthescienceman4202 Imagine he opens his clothes and it's just three kids standing on each other's shoulders lol

[@kevinboros7427]

Not a day goes by without me appreciating that.

[@fovosprodromus5020]

suree... "let's". I got you

[@necronerdicon]

Can we appreciate that Jarvis made us premium FOR FREE? Incredible.

[@roachymoment]

omg fr he does tho

[@calowenby1654]

We’re premium.

[@yeetionary]

help im premium im going to die in 3

[@Lazy_.Lavender]

​@@yeetionary oh no. It's been 3 months. I was too late.

[@e2b265]

He skipped over me 😭

[@pegsies.]

The story gives me wattpad autobiographical story vibes. "She had long brown hair and sparkling green eyes, everyone hated her because she was too tall, she was immediately amazing at gymnastics and won 50k"

[@onyourleft4194]

“Her father prefers her over her brother, they always get along perfectly”

[@Solanin0803]

@@onyourleft4194"Her mother died when she was very young, but she loved her more than anything."

[@noisy_killjoy]

I woke up and tied my long auburn hair into a messy bun. My green orbs drifted to my phone, a text from my stepmom. “Come downstairs brat.” I threw on some joggers and a hoodie and made my way downstairs. Stepmom grabbed me and said “we cant afford to feed you so I sold you” “What” I relied. She shoved me through the door and there in the lounge stood one direction. “Hello” Harry said in a British accent. “We’re your new owners now.”

[@pegsies.]

@@noisy_killjoy ive definitely read this on wattpad, 10/10

[@acat4215]

@@noisy_killjoy Finally some quality writing 👏

[@DPadGamer]

I think we can all appreciate Jarvis for making this video, he made it a little fun.

[@HarryMario_]

D-pad gamer from minus world?

[@roronoazoro2025]

I think we can all agree that most of us don't know who DPad is.

[@artespeck8091]

He makes all his videos a little fun 😠 I appreciate all of his videos

[@DPadGamer]

@@roronoazoro2025 here, im just one of this channels premium viewers like you

[@4rkain3]

@@DPadGamer Can we just appreciate how none of us know who DPadGamer is?

[@Tera_totally]

To be fair, if I saw "your eyes are so deep I find myself drowning" written in a notebook, I would also laugh like a cartoon bully

[@val77701]

Wait what? I thought that was so cute 😭

[@Tera_totally]

@@val77701 oh maybe I'm just mean then lol

[@chickencake5134]

@@val77701 It's a little cliche and dramatic but cute

[@funkybugman]

@@Tera_totally NO ITS HILARIOUS

[@IntegriTee]

@@Tera_totally 😂 I think I would laugh but I laugh at everything so idk if it counts

[@DAFLOLCB]

Can we just appreciate how "jarvis" is always so "nice" and "accepting"??? "I" could never do something like that.

[@ZoeTTJJ]

“right”! “he” is so unbelievably “nice”

[@iamacatperson7226]

You know, two of “my” favorite KZbinrs fans do these “air quotes” which is funny because “they” are so “different”

[@Justaguyiguesss]

The “Schlatt” effect

[@childeofepickness]

@@ZoeTTJJ”he” 😭😭

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

No I don't think I will appreciate appreciation

[@sunny__johanna]

Let's all appreciate that Jarvis wears glasses instead of ignoring his bad eyesight

[@luminescent_tides]

😂😂😂

[@ashikjaman1940]

honestly I have a cousin who had glasses that she should be wearing but she just didn't for several years. Now earlier this year she decided she should wear them but they broke. So she scheduled an appointment at an optometrist to get new ones, but then she missed it and never scheduled another. So yeah I appreciate anyone that wears their glasses.

[@sunny__johanna]

@@ashikjaman1940 wow that's quite a story :0 Did she ever say why she just didn't wear her glasses?

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@sunny__johanna iirc she just didn't like them. Her eyes also aren't as bad as some other people in our family (mostly me, I am ridiculously near-sighted) so I guess she felt she didn't need them? Idk, everyone in the family either at least always told her to wear them or just didn't comment on it.

[@sunny__johanna]

@@ashikjaman1940 ty for the explaination!!

[@nooneinparticular469]

Can we just appreciate Jarvis’ ability to wear a beanie only on the top of his head? Beanies are really hard to wear. If you gave me 10,000 decapitated heads, I don’t think I could get any of them to wear a beanie like Jarvis does.

[@LauraS475]

Out of curiosity, how many decapitated heads do you have?

[@Egomezz6]

😂😂😂this

[@dracofirepants8758]

I'm a little concerned where you got those heads...

[@snookers341]

@@dracofirepants8758 don’t be concerned 😽🙌

[@KaneShugar]

@@dracofirepants8758 you gave the heads to them, silly

[@lightningwaffle9528]

Can we all just take a second to appreciate Jarvis having eyes so deep I find myself drowning?

[@luminescent_tides]

I have to wear a life vest when I watch his videos to keep from drowning in his glorious eyes! 🛟

[@easypeasyd2478]

Simps

[@Aperson-dl1yc]

I love this comment section😌

[@tornadoaltar1488]

Ha!ha 😂😂

[@elishaso]

Down for the count and you're drowning in them

[@terrienr333]

can we just appreciate how Jarvis shows his emotions through his expressions? wow, if you asked me to express my emotions I wouldn't be able to!

[@nonctm777]

Being expressive must be difficult /srs

[@jasond.b-w]

Reading this as a person with RAD and literally no facial or vocal affect at any time besides Flat, and no ability to fake it 💀 I genuinely agree lol

[@hanpines3808]

My autistic ass can't tell whether this is a joke or not

[@presleydunson]

@@nonctm777 what??

[@CosmiTwink]

I actually cant express any emotions other thank sadness and anger-

[@jazz9260]

Let's "all" just take a "moment" to "appreciate" how "Jarvis" "makes" these "videos" 1-2 a month for "us"!

[@laddiebuggie8018]

*snap**snap**snap** ‘YAAAAAS’

[@legendoflizzie4849]

Honestly Jarvis makes the best videos can we all just admit that 💛💛💛🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡❤️🧡🧡💖❣️🧡❤️❣️💖❤️❤️💗💖❤️❤️💖💖💘💘💘💘💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💘💘☪️🕉🕉☪️☯️🕎🕎✝️✝️✝️🕎♈️🛐🛐🛐🛐💖💔🤎🤍💛💚📉📕

[@RobertMcBride-is-cool]

@@legendoflizzie4849 I’m assuming you are jokingly overusing emojis.

[@L0rdOfThePies]

@@RobertMcBride-is-cool emojis cringe, reddit moment

[@lefandomtrash7746]

@@L0rdOfThePies Let people use emojis. 😊😌 It’s just their way of typing and expressing support online when we’re unable to view each other physically.

[@PaintedCanvasLPS]

Can we just appreciate the fact Jarvis exists not everyone can exist like this. Thank you

[@OniBlinker]

My three lost siblings can relate so hard

[@ПаніФевросія-л5н]

i don't know why, but after reading your comment, it gives me a lot of anxiety looking at Jarvis in this video

[@ZapPack]

I don't think I could exist in 10,000 years!

[@dutchesspuppy3516]

Let's all appreciate how much jarvis' hoodie color compliments his face. He always has such nice colors in his videos. Keep at it, i enjoy it.

[@creature-1170]

So true

[@EduardoMartinez-rs3bu]

What?

[@JessicaO490Z]

I like how before I watched this video and got this reference, I saw this comment and was just thinking, yup he looks pretty good in that hoodie. xP. Edit: grammar to make my sentence clearer, maybe 🤔

[@unclewiley1986]

@@JessicaO490Z I haven't gotten far enough to get the reference and I genuinely agreed bc the shade of green compliments his skin tone nicely

[@P34chy5c0n3]

@@JessicaO490Z I’m so confused

[@bool8362]

im really appreciating jarvis calling me a "premium" person, it really knocks my socks of with joy have a great day jarvitron!

[@roachymoment]

same

[@ticketyboo2456]

Socks of joy😂

[@SnooDoodle]

Not only are we animating stories, we're appreciating lives.

[@Ramberta]

LMAO THIS MADE ME HOLLER

[@anya-xi7qd]

best one so far 😭🤣

[@megedwards6140]

Omg, Darman!

[@-Manky]

😭

[@Strauberry69]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@thatonedamnguy9524]

We should take a moment to appriciate how funny jarvis is? Like, him talking about the feet driving police was very funny

[@Thedarkbunnyrabbit]

It's funny to me that she specifically went into gymnastics, because as a tall person who wanted to get into gymnastics when I was young, when the 'you can do ANYTHING because you're tall!' thing came up I was like "Well, not gymnastics."

[@cearathomas930]

Literally though lol, they could have picked virtually any other sport😂

[@Thedarkbunnyrabbit]

@@cearathomas930 It really shows whoever wrote it isn't tall and doesn't know anything about gymnastics, lol.

[@blueismylove3128]

Glad the gymnastics thing bugged other people too 😂😂

[@lucyoli4]

LOL that was my first thought too when he said you can do anything

[@biggrayalien4791]

Similarly, you can't be a fighter pilot.

[@sholem_bond]

MSA: "I'm tall and I have the perfect gymnastics build" Rachel in Animorphs, in seemingly almost every book: "man, I love gymnastics; too bad I'm too tall to ever really go pro with it" Me: so what is the truth, MSA?

[@kaikwacz2881]

Truth is, most activities having to do with balance are significantly harder for tall people like gymnastics, ice skating etc.

[@morgantrias3103]

Who do we trust, beloved childrens books Animorphs, or some garbage?

[@alicine-sims8988]

I would definitely trust Animorphs, I don't about basketball, but I know they mentioned she could be a super model, and while yes, the ideal model height is above average, there is definitely a max end of that height range too. If you're to tall you'll have a really hard time booking gigs because everything looks short on you, and you don't look right next to the other models. I would not be surprised if gymnastics has a similar sort of ideal height range, where if you are out of it on either side, you will struggle.

[@megorly792]

I was actually so confused when she implied that she was good at gymnastics because she's tall. I'm 5'11 and can't even do backbends

[@jayedgar1384]

That and the dad also suggested being a supermodel. An industry where being anything but average height is a huge disadvantage because the clothes aren't made to fit the model. The model has to fit the clothes. So being supertall would disqualify you from anything but shows specifically for super tall people

[@BtheDilemma732]

Let's just take a moment to appreciate how normally sized Jarvis' forehead is. It isn't too big or too small. It's just the right size. PS I love your videos

[@mossypop]

Heehee 69th like

[@hopeofsaya]

this is such a weird observation but yes i completely agree DJSJFHDJ LMFAO

[@realityclips6052]

True!

[@DM-nw5lu]

Looks small to me but that's probably because mine is huge so my forehead size standards are skewed, lol.

[@Alphabet_poop]

@@DM-nw5lu same LOL

[@WickedLittleStories]

Let's all appreciate Jarvis for this premium content. He's obviously losing his mind just a little bit at the end, but he's trying his best. Big fan of these videos, they are so funny and cheer us up when we are sad.

[@idrinkandiknowthings9738]

Let’s all appreciative that Jarvis is like a “really nice person” who “makes me laugh” every time he posts

[@Heckinwhatonearth]

12:17 yeah, i was great at gymnastics until i had a growth spurt and was then rejected because i was over 6 feet....the shorter you are, the lower your centre of gravity. Makes it much, much easier.

[@GillissenShow]

Let's "appreciate" how Jarvis's "vocal chords" "produce" vibrations in the air that are transmitted via digital signals to my "ear drums" where they are then "decoded" into "jokes". Thank you.

[@Eli-rs6em]

Why the air-quotes?

[@jeffsloan1324]

​@@Eli-rs6em emphasis

[@Eli-rs6em]

@@jeffsloan1324 it’s text. How can you get tone from it?

[@iamacatperson7226]

@@Eli-rs6emquotes, when it’s not a character speaking, usually are a sign that the word in the quotes is being emphasized in writing, it’s a way to show tone without being able to hear the person speaking since it’s writing

[@Eli-rs6em]

@@iamacatperson7226 i understand that it’s tone but I can’t read tone over text

[@cassandra_cassowary]

Hey guys, let's all appreciate Jarvis for the gold tier content, he is always so funny truly a king

[@kit6561]

it is jarvis johnson gold for a reason

[@cassandra_cassowary]

@@kit6561 u get it ;)

[@kittikat4124]

And for free no less!

[@ef2803]

@@kittikat4124 it is free

[@kylesanchez5067]

PS. I really love his vids

[@royalblanket]

Jarvis should rename this channel to "JJ!G previously Jarvis Johnson! GOLD" Also props to Jarvis for making such wholesome and entertaining content. Can we just appreciate how he always lifts our spirits? Even if I had 10000 years, I'd never learn.

[@malkulaas6380]

Agree

[@sourdough6653]

Pronounced juh juh! guh

[@chicocorry1311]

Oooh another slime rancher player

[@P4rz1va1]

She was such a bad sister, she talks about how she just wants to help but doesn't listen to her brother when he tells her not to read his journal, and then tries to get him to share his poems with Alyssa at school, wtf. P.S I love your videos and you seem like a really nice person.

[@bellsgotitnowft]

She also never stood up for him from the other people but he did. What a bish

[@Widdekuu91]

Remember how this is all fake guys?

[@P4rz1va1]

@Widdekuu91 does it matter? People talk about fiction as if it's real all the time. Pointing out it's fake isn't really adding anything and it doesn't make you look as smart as you think it does.

[@Widdekuu91]

@@P4rz1va1 I was hoping to help with your frustrations... since you were getting upset over the story, not the fact that people post fake stories to stir sh!t.

[@P4rz1va1]

@@Widdekuu91 I'm not upset about the story. I am simply judging the characters of the story. I don't give a fuck if people post fake stories, especially if it would be unreasonable to consider them true.

[@charlotte-hills]

Can we just take a minute to talk about how this video is "so good"?! I "really enjoyed" watching it. It's definitely the "best video" I've seen in a while. Jarvis did a "great job" on this one. It must have taken "a lot of quality hard work" to create such a "masterpiece".

[@ariatempest]

Can we all just appreciate how “great” this comment is? PS. “Great” comment.

[@bonesmcgee9853]

Can we just "appreciate" how Jarvis made this video? He put in so much work and made this topic "enjoyable" and "funny". Make sure to "like" the vid, guys!

[@sunsatire]

❤️❤️❤️

[@aiden.ambulance]

is "schlatt" influencing "you"?

[@jacobgreen4557]

Guys, lets give a round of a clap for Jarvis. He really went above and beyond with this.. Nay every video he has ever put out. And what a smile! ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@ThoughtsFromMars]

Round of clap

[@jkutiye87]

Round claps in gold

[@ari1758]

“Round of a clap” “Nay” mate are you from the 1700s

[@justjaein]

@@ari1758 LMFAO

[@EifiE]

Oh, Ill give Jarvis the clap

[@tkdchic78]

"Lie to Kids. Get Rich" I see Jarvis found the Ace Family handbook

[@rubyrizen3115]

IKR Jarvis is so creative

[@p-jamsookie2252]

I think we can all truly appreciate this top-tier content Jarvis is posting, if this were based on a rating of bronze, silver, and gold, this would be gold. P.S. love your videos!

[@Lazy_.Lavender]

Why's there no replies

[@hyalophora]

​@@Lazy_.Lavender Because there was nothing to add

[@Lazy_.Lavender]

@@hyalophora Okay but it has 1k likes, thats uncommon

[@mimmyrose2970]

Can we just appreciate Jarvis for how he makes all of our lives better with his videos?

[@kdemarco2010]

Yesss!! He really does!! And at the same time, takes care of his own mental health, not overwhelming himself trying to post content all the time, plus being very open and upfront about it. Awesome creator for sure.

[@kdemarco2010]

P.s love your vids! 🤣

[@TobyIsAWoman]

Can we just appreciate the fact that Jarvis actually converts oxygen into carbon dioxide without even thinking about it?🤯🤯🤯👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@yitraboom]

Think about it and you'll die

[@ratmandraws]

Ikr? I couldn't do that in 10,000 years!

[@oliveriscoolerthanu7834]

hes so talented, i could never do that in 10,000,000 years

[@twelsh4094]

And how he pumps blood throughout his body?!

[@XelliottX]

for a minute I was actually thinking that was impressive… I need sleep

[@Sahalathepatahta]

As a former gymnast, being tall is not a sought after trait for gymnasts 😭 the distance between the bars makes it difficult for tall women to deal with & many other factors. It helps to be on the shorter end ! It’s still possible but like unlikely. ALSO 50k FOR A BEGINNING COMPETITION??? i don’t remember getting anything but scholarships for it but go off girl

[@agentwashingtub9167]

Let’s “all” just take a “moment” to “appreciate” how “Jarvis” “makes” these “videos” 1-2 "times" a month for “us”!

[@mollygrace3068]

I could barely read this one out loud to my daughter 🤣

[@gonkygunker413]

His "content" is so "good"

[@jadeoreo]

"jarvis" is "my" "favourite" "youtuber"

[@Steamworker_Evolair]

"You" are very "correct"

[@MrAjking808]

Fishing for likes just stop

[@obamatheg2826]

Can we just appreciate jarvis for never using clickbait and making uninteresting thing interesting (i mean i watched to the end). ❤️❤️❤️

[@Geckot369]

Thanks Obama

[@TheScaredLittleScholar]

can we take a moment to appreciate how Jarvis makes these high quality, entertaining, videos one or twice a month? I mean, even if you gave me 10,000 years I would never be able to produce something like this

[@theflano23]

I do have to admit they're really nice, I would love to see him in a podcast someday.

[@georgie488]

@@theflano23 he has a podcast babe

[@theflano23]

@@georgie488 Well I guess I know what I'm listening to for the rest of the day, thanks for letting me know

[@dinospumoni5611]

It's the premium channel what do you expect

[@stellasoleclark5586]

Not to mention it's GOLD

[@biggrayalien4791]

Wouldn't the $50k get split among the whole team? Or is Janelle the kind of person that is so in her own little world that she doesn't realize(or maybe she does!) that she just shafted her team out of money because she's just too good a person? 😂

[@PorcupineTheOneandOnly]

She's just tall, she can do anything

[@JNB0723]

@@PorcupineTheOneandOnly Ah yes. Her height extends past what our brittle minds can observe... 🤣

[@GrainneSheridan]

I’ve been looking for this, her teammate was in the hospital and she kept all the money for herself!

[@eronthecat3169]

I think Jarvis really outdid himself, even tho he talked about a really boring video! Way to go! Im so addicted to these videos! Ps.: I forgot to mention how much I appreciate the premium gold content!

[@MF-R]

Hey, props to Jarvis for allowing us to aprieciate how valuable and irreplaceable he is. If you gave me 1000000000+ years I couldn't make a channel this GOLD; that's free, and GOLD.

[@viviantompkins7925]

Wait, this channel is free?

[@addisonsyverson6732]

I literally read “props to Jarvis” right as Jarvis said “props to Jarvis” o.o

[@deaf-tomcat]

let's all apprecieate the fact that Jarvis' ADHD let him make this video. never in a thousand years would you be able to force me to record, edit, and publish a youtube video! so inspiring Jarvis Johnson Gold!!

[@godisdead6611]

13:50 her saying that $5000 can pay for his college education is both comical and depressing

[@cosmic_entity06]

i think it was $50,000

[@MyStlC4I]

​@@cosmic_entity06i think so yea, even then it might not cover it

[@cosmic_entity06]

@@MyStlC4I yea i agree. that might just barely cover two semesters

[@carrot_crest]

It was a team sport as well though, so she wouldn’t have gotten all of that money herself.

[@averageevil801]

Let’s all appreciate that Jarvis blurs out the background so we don’t get distracted by all the cool stuff he has. Love your vids! P.s. my midbrain nuclei neurons produce dopamine from these videos!

[@Egomezz6]

😂

[@otisotis255]

Hilarious 🤣

[@TeenagedRat]

so do mine!

[@TheGigaChigger]

now all I do is look at the background

[@noodroid6736]

i know everyone is making the "let's appreciate!" joke, but fr! the video he talked about was boring, but jarvis managed to make this 25 minutes of interesting and funny commentary. even the ads make me laugh! jarvis, don't ever forget: you're gold and premium as hell, too!!! ❤

[@jaymes3554]

Agreed

[@gost5704]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Jarvis giving us this GOLD content for free? Really great, kudos to him. Even if I had 10000 years I wouldn’t be able to make such a high quality GOLD channel o.o

[@ahlogic5960]

Can we just appreciate how funny Jarvis is in all of his videos? His laid back and funny remarks even have me foaming and smiling frfr

[@chexmax2848]

can we just appreciate how jarvis shows his emotions through his facial expressions? he is so good at it and it makes his content so fun to watch. ps love you’re vid’s

[@willynilly1454]

This something a npc would say

[@eliomackinnon1949]

omg yeah like when hes happy or sad u can see it on his face

[@shelbyinmon8654]

Are you a robot

[@l0v3b1t3s]

please tell me this is a reference to that one quackity fan😭

[@edoneill6138]

This is some npc behavior

[@wintervandy]

Can we all appreciate everyone in the comments leaving nice "messages" for Jarvis? You guys are so sweet and reading all the comments is incredibly funny!

[@2c0bb61]

Love your pfp! Trans rights :)

[@shadowcween7890]

@@2c0bb61 It's nice how every one seems to be spreading positivity

[@lelaleasl]

your picrew is so cute! ur trams?? that's so kewl!

[@THErealMarMar.]

Strawberry ice-cream sandwich

[@blastortoise]

God shut up with the same exact comments lol. You guys are less creative then a pebble going to black and white art class.

[@beefbaby9840]

i love how these stories are always just a humble brag like "I was too tall and my dad favored me over my brother" or "I get bullied at school for being too rich and pretty" it's so annoying lmao

[@lia-wk8uf]

Oh my god a comment thats not apprieciating this man!!

[@justaduck3615]

@@lia-wk8uf Lets all appreciate that.

[@LucasTF]

@@lia-wk8uf pfp checks out

[@graceful_skies6504]

Let's just take a moment to appreciate the fact that this guy can move his vocal cords in a way that can make noises. not everyone can do that.

[@charlx8979]

Not everyone can do that! I was mute for a long while after covid, it really fucked my voice

[@mochann1133]

It’s so cool to learn about Jarvis’s wife before he married her. Look at how far she’s come, from a tall gymnast to breastfeeding her husband

[@charlx8979]

Ah yes “i love booby” classic jarvis quote

[@emilyrasputin]

Oh my God is her name Janelle in that video???

[@maximumdinosaur]

Jarvis just makes my day, so much. Can we just appreciate Jarvis for putting out this a little bit fun video? We love Jarvis for that

[@validhuman6442]

Me reading this as "Jarvis just mistakes my day", I think I may be blind

[@smallbeast2139]

same i even have a mini crush on him

[@justsomeguy9514]

LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS

[@SparkledWater]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mina3625]

unrelated, but i love the art in your profile picture. did you draw it?

[@TheSimplyCooking]

The comments aren’t bots, they are clickworkers. People doing small online tasks for a few dollars (or cents). The task was probably "write a good comment on this video, mention how much you appreciate the creators“

[@HyLo-rule]

ty?

[@JeAxra]

How do I get into this work?

[@itsulfr3335]

Can we just appreciate how Jarvis didn't overload the video with information and kept it simple. I really miss that from creators

[@lainebee5433]

Can we just appreciate how appreciative everybody is in these comments? Lovin’ the vibe guys!

[@calebdupree8728]

I wanna appreciate your appreciation of everyone’s appreciative vibe

[@dracofirepants8758]

@@calebdupree8728 well, I'll appreciate your appreciation of @Laine Bee's appreciation of these comment's appreciation for Jarvis! how meta

[@himarihina]

jarivs is so majestic he’s literally glowing

[@LucyWest370]

Jarivs.

[@lilballerina]

@@LucyWest370 it’s actually spelled Jarivs u didn’t know?

[@LucyWest370]

@@lilballerina Jarivs.

[@staltheclown6352]

@@lilballerina jarivs johnsno

[@himarihina]

😭😭😭 jarvis*

[@SweetDragoncandy]

Can we just appreciate Jarvis for making something boring slightly interesting and entertaining? ❤️ P.S. i love your videos.

[@dolphone6748]

sneaky insult?

[@tellmewill]

@@dolphone6748 no its a joke he made 20:39

[@dolphone6748]

@@tellmewill well MWAHAHAAAHAHA I WAS JOKING TOO FOOLISH MORTAL. AND I FORGOT A TONE INDICATOR MWAHAHAHAAHA.

[@MsZsc]

@@tellmewill i thought id gone insane

[@SweetDragoncandy]

@@dolphone6748 i mean it was definitely an insult to that animation channel :D

[@chillycat1925]

can we just appreciate the fact that Jarvis has a beanie AND glasses? keep doing what ur doing, mad props!

[@moatrboat]

can we just appreciate how Jarvis turned on his camera and talked for 25+ minutes. let's appreciate how he sat on his chair. kudos my guy

[@evann03]

I couldn't do that even if I had 10000 years

[@momopeachies]

Let's all appreciate Jarvis for making such great content. The lessons he tells are so appreciatable. Though I would appreciate him more if he showed his dog.

[@amandar91]

Can we just appreciate Jarvis for the video that he put out? Even though it was about something that was kinda boring? He made it a little fun!

[@popcornbag7897]

so true even if it was kinda boring i love how he made it a little bit fun

[@alfonslinden5981]

Honestly I just wanna say props to Jarvis for that.

[@aparajita1998]

I saw this comment right as he said it

[@cobwebinthecorner]

We should all appreciate JJG and their amazing videos! They're sooooo talented guys

[@snek149]

Let’s all just take a moment to “appreciate” Jarvis’s content. What a god. Truly GOLDEN content. I can’t put into words how much you’ve influenced the very fibre of my being. Ps. I love your videos! I could never do what you do in 1000000 years

[@nbabackcourtmedia]

I can’t believe content this premium is actually free, I feel like I’m robbing you

[@genericname2747]

Haha same. I am currently in his house and stealing his belongings

[@stuffedbrains]

@@genericname2747 haha same. I currently am pickpocketing him for his wallet.

[@tophatsandhobnobs5924]

Haha, same. I've currently got him at knifepoint. Long day for you.

[@emfontanez9041]

Let's just appreciate the sheer power Jarvis has to fish for compliments and succeed :')

[@willk0013]

Let’s all “appreciate” how Jarvis makes these great “videos” for “us” PS. Your videos are great!

[@QyfieK]

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the little Milk Sucker’s effort in these videos. Huge props to him for recovering from his Dairy Addiction and putting out such quality content.

[@Fluff_Noodles]

Its really such an inspiration 🥺💕💕

[@Allie_Victoria]

This comment deserves more likes

[@lucymwangi8650]

I hope I can one day also get over my addiction too... I can't say it, it's too hard 😪

[@Wendy_O._Koopa]

We really have no evidence that he's kicked the habit.

[@joelle4226]

@@lucymwangi8650 the first step to recovery is admitting there’s a problem

[@andreacolon307]

Let’s all appreciate Jarvis’s impeccable commentary. I could never in a 1000000000 years bless the world with such funny commentary. Great job!

[@sherifflasso]

Let’s just take a moment to really appreciate Jarvis, for providing this absolutely ✨gold✨ content.

[@rahrahrahrahrahrahra]

Let's all appreciate that Jarvis is a beautiful human creature

[@colourfulsouls]

FYI- some kids do have “babysitters” @ school- but they call them 1-on-1’s, some schools have children on autism spectrum and/or with learning disabilities have 1-on-1 teachers w them.. I also know someone who had a nurse go with him to all of his classes and lunch etc.. he’s a hemophiliac and years ago, people were afraid of it being contagious. So the school made him have this, which unfortunately caused the rest of the students to stay away from him.. So ignorant to think hemophilia was contagious and for the school to insist he had a nurse escort him through school

[@clovesbian]

i’m a paraprofessional (what you are describing) but we’re not ever called babysitters, and we’re hired by the school. I don’t mean to be rude I just mean that his sentiment about schools not having babysitters is still true because I didn’t even think of my job when he said that, because I would never use that title for myself to begin with. But also I am glad you know we we are! Paras don’t get enough recognition. It’s a tough job & I wish it paid more too.

[@limelacroixcan]

Well the school was actually right to have a nurse escort him. Even a small cut could cause severe bleeding, so having someone around to keep that from happening/help if it did wouldve been best for his physical health.

[@RoxyTBDW]

They are NEVER called babysitters. I am on the autism spectrum and have learning disabilities yet I NEVER called them babysitters.

[@Mothhhhh]

I feel like calling these paraprofessionals "babysitters" for children with ASD is very infantilizing to those children. Even if the child is like three, it still feels demeaning to the professional and child to call them that.

[@limelacroixcan]

@@Mothhhhh exactly!!!! Coming from an autistic 15 yr old (going into sophomore year if that matters!), I’d absolutely fucking hate if I needed assistance w things and the person helping me was called a “babysitter”. I’m not a 5 year old, and their job is very different from simply babysitting kids! Some autistic people, and those with certain conditions + neurodivergencies, need assistance at school (and/or at home!). This can be for safety, mental wellbeing, academic success, help with doing certain tasks, etc. But the people offering that assistance are not at all babysitters, and the people receiving it are not being babysat!! Thank you for bringing this up!!!! 💖

[@snowflakeee]

Hey folks, let’s all just take a moment to appreciate Jarvis for speaking in the video, it’s a really hard thing to do and it took me several years to learn to do! Good job Jarvis!🥰🥰🥰

[@s.tar.lin.g]

this is hilarious, my favourite comment so far

[@dicksonkate]

Let’s all appreciate the comedy of this comment, top tier comment! (PS I like your comment)

[@Strauberry69]

Literally every comment I see on this guy's channel:

[@malorika]

15:42 dude i used to do gymnastics and went to competitions and when people got hurt we'd wish them well and hug them and then continue??? tf

[@mistersamman8899]

Can we just appreciate Jarvis for taking time to make us all feel premium? You’re the premium one Jarvis! PS: Love your videos.

[@Buffalomonger]

Can we "appreciate" this "video" that "Jarvis" made. The video he's talking about was a little boring, but he made it kinda "fun" to "watch."

[@VRCommy]

What? Lol is this deliberately meant to not make sense? The only thing that works with the quotation marks is “fun”, because it IS a video, it was made by Jarvis, and we did watch it. “appreciate” makes it sound like you’re inciting hate speech 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@spaceyyy5043]

@@VRCommy i dont think "you" understand the "joke" that was "made"

[@VRCommy]

@@spaceyyy5043 No I don’t.. that’s why I was asking the question. But is it really a joke if people don’t understand it? Probably I’m just dumb, but even if you’re referring to that person’s comment, it still doesn’t make sense.

[@dakotathegreat2749]

@@VRCommy did you not fully watch the video? He’s mocking the comment that was in quotes. It’s just a lil joke.

[@dakotathegreat2749]

@@VRCommy 21:01

[@michaela4693]

can we all just appreciate how Jarvis is alive? i mean look at him, breathing and stuff EVERY SINGLE DAY! he really doesn't get enough recognition for that.

[@ARandomAccountYT]

Can we all take a moment to appreciate how Jarvis makes these high-quality, entertaining, videos at least once a month? I mean, even if you gave me 10,000 years I would never be able to produce something like this. PS. Love your videos.

[@lilangelhime]

I genuinely do appreciate your vids. You provide a laugh when I'm feeling down, or overwhelmed. I have bipolar, so even when I'm leaning manic, your more calm conversational style vids just help to chill me out while I try to ignore the wacky rapid-fire thoughts/ideas going on in my head.

[@literallyafishhook]

oh boy, the animated stories are back

[@lastcarhome]

Let's appreciate how much work Jarvis puts into his gold channel. We premium members really appreciate all the efforts made by this appreciated man.

[@godslaughter]

I'm actually not gonna jump on the train of appreciation BUT I do have to admit that, despite the fact that the story was dragging on and had almost nothing of substance in it, you still made this whole ordeal enjoyable and I loved the last part of the video. Sometimes just reading funny comments is the content one is looking for.

[@-Manky]

Idk why there's so many appreciating comments...😐

[@ARandomAccountYT]

@@-Manky watch the end of the video and you'll see why

[@-Manky]

@@ARandomAccountYT lmfao oh okay lemme do that now

[@retrofan-girl6382]

This is the first comment I found that doesn't say the word appreciate lol

[@Jay-ys5dz]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how Jarvis 💙

[@nitac7174]

I want to take a moment to appreciate Jarvis' understanding of numbers and how they work. $50,000 is certainly less than a billion. You rock Jarvis!

[@jokc8]

Actually, I think 50,000 is pretty close to a billion. That’s at least 10 more to a billion.

[@MyFatherLooksLikeAPallasCat]

Literally the first thing that came to my mind when the dad said tall people can do anything was "they can't do professional gymnastics" lmao! Anyway imma take a moment to appreciate how jarvis made this vidoe a little fun. Never in a 100000 years I'd be able to make anything a little fun.

[@mzpnmomojans2705]

yeahhh I’m a pretty tall gal and despite never really expressing a desire to, my mother made it very clear that “you can never be a gymnast 😡” also the “it’s turns out I was actually really flexible!” made me lol

[@Undivided-X]

Tall people also can't drive racing cars as well as shorter people.

[@frying_pann7076]

I’d like to spend a minute to appreciate all of the hard work Jarvis has done to bring us quality content. I am truly grateful for everything Jarvis has done for us as a community, like when he donated 12 Million dollars to pay for my grandmas testicular cancer treatment, let me just say again how grateful I am to Jarvis. He actually saved my life, I was being mauled by a bear when he appeared from the trees, he sprinted towards the bear with the speed only matched by pure light. He was at its throat in seconds, and threw it off a cliff. And don’t even get me started on the hours Jarvis pours into every second of his videos, I just know he pours his heart and soul into every moment. Speaking of his heart, please give me your heart. My sister needs a replacement heart. Please give me your heart Jarvis, if you cared about your loyal viewers you would sacrifice yourself for the life of my sister.

[@dinkygunky3911]

Masterpiece

[@totallynotphoenixwright]

Jarvis also rescued me, too. I was choking in my car while at Wendy's and he broke my driver window and gave me the Heimlich maneuver by using telepathy. Then, he gave me a hug and 20 dollars. What a kind, caring guy!

[@sambibambi5409]

@@totallynotphoenixwright your not the only one whos almose choked on a car fora lidl bit off atenttion and a crisp 20 dolar your not spiecal

[@darlingstar12]

Let’s all appreciate how Jarvis always tap dances for 0.1 seconds in all his vids. P.S love how you always tap dance for 0.1 seconds in all your vids!

[@Banana_D]

Can we just appreciate Jarvis appreciatingly for being such an appreciated guy. I appreciate how appreciating he is!

[@laurelwhite4845]

Can we just appreciate Jarvis for torturing himself through these terrifying animated stories? I could never survive through these even in a million years!!!!

[@racheltadeu346]

Let's appreciate how nice Jarvis's hair looks with his beanie and that he makes mostly entertaining and amusing videos!

[@smediamedia1383]

22:10 Those are children. Most children are unexpectedly polite and positive in KZbin comments...

[@jazminshae5063]

We need to appreciate the comedic genius that Jarvis is and how his content is always gold. I really haven't ever felt this premium in my whole life

[@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN]

JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM & HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT GOD OR PEOPLE... YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. YOU'RE NOT A GOOD PERSON, I'M NOT A GOOD PERSON... ONLY GOD IS GOOD! WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/NO PRIEST/NO SAINT/NO ANCESTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, MARY DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE gods DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO MUSICIAN OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO INFLUENCER OR KZbin STAR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO SCIENTIST OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR ACTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS! STOP WORSHIPING THESE PEOPLE! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END TIMES)! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

[@lawrencemilkovich772]

no no no, but can we just really actually just genuinely but like fr just seriously candidly appreciate jarvis for making a entertaining video ps i think your videos are entertaining

[@legallypumpkin]

Honestly we need to appreciate the reflection in Jarvis’ glasses, I’ve never worn glasses that reflected like that!! They’re so cool, just like Jarvis! (Ps Jarvis’ glasses are awesome)

[@langleymneely]

Yes! LET US ALL APPRECIATE THE REFLECTION OF HIS GLASSES!! PS HOW DOES JARVIS DO IT!!

[@legallypumpkin]

@@langleymneely DOCTORS HATE HIM

[@tell-me-a-story-]

Gets upset that the kids don’t fight, so he favors one kid over the other so to try to make them fight more.

[@scrambledegg006]

can we all just appreciate how jarvis has the knack for making people smile and laugh? i can't count the times i audibly laughed during this video. this isn't a meme, i'm genuinely serious. jarvis deserves all the nice comments and all the love. thanks for making us happy

[@rayna7055]

pineapples?

[@skillet8348]

Can we all just appreciate Jarvis and how cool he is for posting ever 4 weeks, personally I couldn't even do it 189999000000000 years P. S. I really like Jarvis if you couldn't tell🙂

[@emeraldhillzone1992]

I want somebody to parody these kinds of videos and make the person's lives genuinely miserable in the exaggerated Timmy Turner way the entire time, while playing it completely straight with "Spring In My Step" playing at full volume. "My mother abandoned me in the trash bin behind a Denny's and then I was sold into the slave trade" *Extremely cheery music* "I lost my kidneys to a drug cartel" *Bass boosted music*