I guess Troom Troom is racist now?

[@cohenjohnson-dye606]

feel like he didnt focus enough on the fact that these two people straight up beat a man unconscious

[@auline8531]

Cohen Johnson-Dye Just beat someone unconscious to get popcorn into a theatre lol

[@inanetomahawk]

Time stamp?

[@specificcereal5303]

Wanna like the comment but it's at 666 and I don't want to ruin it

[@jupiterssuns]

Life hack : rob people

[@kokichiioumaa6520]

@@jupiterssuns Always works for me

[@dragonfire7965]

I love that the security guard has a goldfish memory. U can leave and come back extremely pregnant and she will 100% believe you

[@EspiritoDeDafne]

Wich is good for them, since she won't be pregnant anymore when she leaves the theater

[@tamoriryo]

'extremely pregnant' 😭 like i understand what you mean but im still laughing

[@Lucaoverthinks1]

@@tamoriryo security guard: oh you're pregnant? come on in! 1 hour later *comes out not pregnant* Ya i just gave birth in the theater

[@kiwi1947]

pregnancy speedrun

[@ciromoriello7054]

that's not true. goldfish have atleast a 1 sec attention span

[@mateopotato7]

Why is no one talking about how they put the popcorn FROM THE MOVIE THEATER into boxing gloves to ”sneak” them in You are allowed to bring movie theater popcorn into the theater, thats why its there

[@justjordyn6729]

I was hoping someone would mention it because I was thinking about that too!

[@alexisgriffin5015]

THANK YOUUUUU

[@rqpp8]

Finally found it

[@livi762]

I like your profile picture, you know what? Now I want some hot chocolate, thanks a lot😂

[@simply_a_clown]

Livia Bienenstock “I have very low blood sugar...”

[@bluedawnflower]

"A mermaid eating fish feels like some kind of cannibalism" Wait til you find out what most fish eat, Jarvis.

[@peskycritter79]

Plus, it's only cannibalism if it's same species. Clearly a mermaid is not the same species as a trout.

[@Moncherelouis]

@@peskycritter79 my discus fish ate his discus friend when he died fish don’t care

[@davvekat]

This sounds like a threat

[@whiteout2297]

True...some fish eat their own children

[@bobthecat5112]

A mermaid eating a fish is like a human eating a mammal of some sort its normal.

[@derphunk5338]

Can we talk about how one of the steps in this “life hack” involves assaulting and robbing an innocent man?

[@jayjoon9944]

Yes, yes we can.

[@roze6001]

hollow knight boyz

[@Daubeny_the_dubious]

Ah yes the dashmaster

[@testing1035]

Ah yes sans

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

But like why was he in boxer uniform to go to the movies

[@DeadDinosaur]

"There's no japanese people on the production" There's no people period, does this channel look like it was made by human beings?

[@whateveryouhearditwasntme4109]

True

[@natevemuri9024]

It looks like aliens trying to make 'human content'

[@LucaW.]

The species of the Troom Troom "people" is still yet to be properly identified

[@JeskaiEye]

Troom Troomers

[@Hessed3712]

Dead Dinosaur 🤣Ha!

[@redred7702]

Music: generically asian Language: badly pronounced Japanese Thank you Bow: Thai Conclusion: wtf are you doing

[@lj.853]

Conclusion: racist.

[@porkbellycutlets427]

Conclusion: Bruh

[@ddeokjinnie818]

Bumblebee 24 well it's not just discriminating or hating on a race it's also making fun of them and assuming things that can be offensive.

[@goodluckgorsky3413]

Bumblebee 24 most people who have academically studied racism would say it goes beyond the dictionary definition of just outright HATING another race

[@juniebunnz]

The music is literally from/in the game Sushi Cat and it's really bothering me. I fucking love that game

[@OberynViperofDorne]

"hes actually doing a separate trick where he's sneaking hydrochloric acid in the movie theater" is one of those sentences that I will randomly think of for years and that will have me laugh by myself

[@catherineecatherine]

bro how did i read this at the exact moment it was said in the video

[@evelynroserathgeber8070]

@@catherineecatherine bbnbñnñbbbbb. Gm

[@susieaxemurderer]

"unsuspecting doctor giving me a rectal exam" little does he know there's aconcealed bomb up my ass"

[@meduiosino5600]

Thousand like sorry I had to be that guy but its a funny comment

[@twistynipps6246]

Im here to remind u of this sentence 😁👍

[@IsaRican810]

“If you let a mermaid into a movie theatre” sounds like the worst addition to the “If you give a mouse a cookie” universe.

[@lizzie1335]

in the TTU (troom troom universe)

[@trinitywilliams2331]

omfg 😭😭

[@unreliablegachatuber1147]

If you let a mermaid into the movie theater, she might ask to fly on a plane

[@darthmomo6548]

@@unreliablegachatuber1147 and if let a mermaid fly on a plane, she will need a tower to crash it in. And if you let her crash into a tower, nothing. Nothing at all she will be dead because you let her fly on a plane, SHE WASN'T EVEN FLYING IT. SHE CRASHED A PLANE WITHOUT FLYING IT. You're f*cked up

[@Maninawig]

Sorry, just gonna say: IRL: girl dressed as a mermaid (or anyone really) smells badly of sardines, someone's calling security to kick them out. Porn: the movie theater vacates due to the strong sardine smell, leaving the couple alone in each other's arms until... TroomTroom: Let's take option 2 and add a coat of Disney colours so we can appeal to kids... They won't know the difference.

[@goov4515]

Me: Can I bring a burger into the movie Security:Only one Me: _Brings_ _Out_ _Comically_ _Large_ _Hamburger_

[@ambaka9411]

*kingdom of predators starts playing*

[@porkbellycutlets427]

Thats funny just like the king bach vine

[@kreatona4219]

That's the funny

[@hamchurger4566]

Thats not funny and if you say I snorted at that you're wrong

[@gatha2476]

One spoon? *One spoon*

[@sarahthegremlin1572]

The words “the soda melted my chicken” have just thrown me into an existential crisis.

[@oliverfulayter5515]

I AM GLAD IT"S NOT JUST ME WTF

[@shellbeebo]

Lol I am crineeeeee

[@joshuaman8470]

and also 'chicken flavoured coke'

[@stephr2048]

SAME

[@DarthGardens]

Oh god

[@StormyTalks]

"She loves Japanese food!" - plays traditionally Chinese music -

[@unripelemon1142]

LOGIK

[@SparkLolz]

Heel goed logica zeg

[@kidkap4]

“You want dodecahedron bread today?” “Nah, triangle’s fine.”

[@evie1262]

THIS DESERVES MORE LIKES lol 💕

[@screemurr3686]

The rhombicosidodecahedron bread slaps

[@mariokart6309]

Bruh you cant just mix dimensions like that, before you know it you'll be eating 8-cube bread

[@NoName-ld7gg]

Actually, I'd like to have the octagonal bread please! It's really good for ham sandwiches!

[@Isabella-bq4ut]

I rly want some icociohendron bread 😌

[@e.knutsson]

“Oh no, the soda melted my chicken leg” They are literally inventing problems that never existed in the first place..

[@carissaglassburn2916]

I hate it when that happens.

[@amypieterse3706]

the soda melted my home town.....

[@monkyfunny2171]

I remember when I spilled my soda in a baseball game. I still go to therapy....

[@cupcakejack7375]

I saw a girl purposely throw soda at my crush. It was traumatizing

[@ascendedcat260]

I tripped and spilled soda all over my face and chest I was never the same since

[@kikherne739]

Troom troom: "This girl loves japanese food" Also troom troom: *Plays chinese music*

[@SherryBerrydrinkwaterppl]

Lol

[@judgmentalanimal]

THAT’S WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@idealistic6440]

I was going to say the same thing lol

[@Alphakingjoe]

ASIAN IS ASIAN

[@NoobsDudes]

Logic

[@le3582]

14:42 the chopsticks that you put in your hair are for special occasions like Lunar New Year and they are ornamental, you’ll never use them to eat even if you clean them.

[@b_rabbit3529]

I'm afraid these people are being held against their will. Their overacting is actually just fear and desperation.

[@witheredbonnie9268]

@fairy maybe

[@walkingaroundwhilemakingso1886]

Woahoa What a theory. But ur prob right

[@callmekawaii7840]

Wait what people???

[@callmekawaii7840]

@B4BYD0LL !! oh yeah that would be reasonable..

[@EggsToYourBacon]

🖤😂😂😂🖤

[@ZackeryCochran]

"The soda melted my chicken." Me: "It did WHAT?!"

[@bug_ii]

pensive

[@maddi6081]

Chicken flavored coke, thanks!

[@user-yd3sp9fd2d]

@@maddi6081 😧

[@hypnothechimera8357]

funny thing is, it actually could! Soda is acidic enough that it can dissolve an entire rat, hair and all, in just 30 days!

[@Miaa-xann]

🤣

[@michelamclaughlin3876]

"The soda melted my chicken!" *It did what*

[@asunozu]

Imagine having the audacity of pouring a huge Coke bottle into a KFC bucket.

[@walkover-cc1dm]

This is so funny, i think i wont forget it for some time now :,,D

[@walkover-cc1dm]

Doesnt coke with chickens with strawberry jam taste good?

[@randomcat1962]

I don’t think that was soda-

[@StarField369]

*what was in that soda*

[@yeetyeetson2871]

when Mayuko said “can you imagine putting a fork in your hair and then eating with it” and jarvis is like “i mean…” LMFAO

[@quinn7894]

*cuts to the scene where he pulls a pick out of his hair and uses it to cut a tomato*

[@SNK_LRD]

“Would a mermaid eat fish? Wouldn’t that be considered cannibalism?” Does he know what fish actually eat?

[@jsxnjsxnxn2305]

Ikr, killer whales eat minke whales and humpback whales sometimes.... Who's gonna tell him

[@TheAveragePalico]

Let em figure it out

[@jacobsmith-qr8qr]

Jsxnjsxnxn killer whales are dolphins to be fair

[@perrilewis180]

I think that's a common misconception about mermaids plus animals in general. Animals eat other animals

[@jsxnjsxnxn2305]

@@jacobsmith-qr8qr yeah but mermaids aren't exactly fish either so😂

[@World_Etcher]

Once saw a woman smuggle a whole damn cheesecake into the movies. Do I understand how? No. Does she have my eternal respect? Yes.

[@nonymouswisp8176]

In her ear rings duh

[@wheatstack5018]

i love this

[@aceoin4242]

Early :

[@liefnova3534]

Working in a movie theater, I once found *7* empty wine bottles at one chair.

[@seiggrainhart4719]

@@liefnova3534 I'd be impressed, but that's shit you can buy at a theater near me.

[@tylervanmeter9678]

Why is everyone in the Jarvis cinematic universe so conventionally attractive?

[@LiterallyLike]

I guess being unproblematic does that 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@plontest]

Lol hi Hobbes

[@steven22]

DUDE WE HAVE THE SAME PFP

[@Win090949]

They're all twin brothers created by Jarvis Johnson Sr. You should read more about the Jarvis lore.

[@conquistadorito]

I thought that was Jon at first and almost shit my pants

[@Neptune_symbol0273]

I am Japanese, I agree. thank you for acknowledging this, Asian racism is so normalized.

[@onebigsnowball]

Being a cuck is not an ethnicity

[@thetea4093]

@@onebigsnowball yes it is. Being Japanese, or Thai, etc is an ethnicity.

[@thetea4093]

@@onebigsnowball “Asian: A person having origins in any of the original peoples of the Far East, Southeast Asia, or the Indian subcontinent including, for example, Cambodia, China, India, Japan, Korea, Malaysia, Pakistan, the Philippine Islands, Thailand, and Vietnam.” Race absolutely exists, and isn’t the same as ethnicity. A race has similar, identifiable characteristics, such as skin color. Ethnicity is about which specific country you’re from. So a person’s race could be Asian, and ethnicity Japanese.

[@KAGURAKO]

@@onebigsnowball what the fuck are you on

[@mmnd8158]

@@onebigsnowball let me guess, your a Christian?

[@sleep-deprivedalien]

i wonder what goes through the "actors'" heads when they're filming this... like, is the money really worth it when you end up selling your soul to troom troom?

[@sangpuiipautu6934]

Their brain washed

[@klinxium8627]

They’re

[@mercymae6503]

I’m shook

[@psychott6]

Sangpuii Pautu Not a bad theory

[@falak599]

They probably don’t care lol they gain thousands of dollars maybe

[@theshywolfie6655]

"what is woo-hoo????" me: **flshbacks to the sims 4**

[@Omnipresentponi]

It took me 10 mins to get that😂

[@MsDannyQ]

That's what I thought LMAO 😂😂😂 I thought automatically of the Sims 😂

[@Mskittenlover12]

@L That would explain the lack of basic common sense and illogical "hacks".

[@Sirvaria]

@L omg you cracked the case

[@noahhornbeak8831]

I found out the wrong way

[@gergelygalvacsy2251]

I’m convinced that in hell, you hear this woman’s narration on repeat

[@insertusernamehere3173]

DEFINITELY

[@zeyna4]

Pure hell

[@keepyourshoesathedoor]

“Now Satan will whip you! Whip whip! Haha! Satan laughs at you!”

[@tomironemon1937]

• Oh Dang • *NO GOD PLEASE NO-*

[@alrightanimations2207]

@@tomironemon1937 NOOOOO

[@toomuchinlove]

jarvis : what is woohoo other than a celebratory phrase ?? sims players : *aggresive sweating* edit: it’s 1 year later i just downloaded the youtube app and found out i’m famous i guess

[@Violetshy5]

I was looking for this comment 😂

[@isileemane2487]

Lol

[@sproutycat]

is anyone gonna tell him…?

[@acornmaybe]

@@sproutycat i don't think we should

[@crablover33]

@@acornmaybe oh hey fellow aro-ace person

[@JonnyRichter88]

Jarvis: "Do mermaids eat fish? Seems like cannibalism." Sharks: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@anon_of_kat]

Maybe he was confused about what measures as cannibalism

[@WhutADrag]

Most fish in existence: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@anon_of_kat]

Why are orcas dolphins and whales eating other fish!? That's cannibalism

[@sythepie]

Why do animals eat animals :/ Sorta seems like cannibalism to me man...

[@jasper3706]

@Ari Babster This is fake news

[@BlueAutisticArtist6106]

The narrator sounds like a generic kids' cartoon voice actor.

[@ScreamXSurvival]

Johnny test kicks in)

[@purplelifechannel]

@@ScreamXSurvival don't do that to my boy Johnny😂😂

[@israameky7235]

Don't compare, even cartoon voice actors are better

[@ScreamXSurvival]

@@israameky7235 it isn’t a insult it just sounds like those Johnny test girls

[@israameky7235]

@@ScreamXSurvival Got it👍 I usually watch Japanese anime which is totally different so I misunderstood 😂

[@redacted7851]

"What is woo-hoo?" *Laughs in sim knowledge*

[@ncts25thsecretmember62]

AnD I OpP-

[@jadyn9982]

I thought of this too😂😂😂

[@degenerat9329]

Bro my sim's child walked in on them doing the nasty 💀

[@spamtongspamton9900]

@@Shane-re4ki *they’re

[@TPNsBiggestFan]

@@spamtongspamton9900 No, that would be “they are house is floating” their is correct- unless you’re talking about another bit in the comment but I don’t know which

[@Nita07030]

Mayuko : why did you send me this? Jarvis : I need help Mayuko : no. 💀💀😭😭

[@blueskieshera]

as a movie theater employee: we don't check unless you're really sus. but I'd you clean up after yourself, we won't snitch.

[@youareloved4704]

As an ex-movie theater employee: i can confirm this is true

[@plrx.7567]

@Tess Walker off-topic, but i LOVE that zooman pfp!

[@CovensAgainstTheThrone]

The ones I've been to dont care. They know that the stuffs too expensive

[@mizukisenpai9451]

As an 5 yr old child i dont know

[@despair8280]

@@mizukisenpai9451 your 5?🤨

[@ollie_bot]

Andy: _trips over his own feet_ Narrator: “The burgers made him trip!”

[@bucwhovian8305]

Also, that makes it sound like the burgers are at fault here.

[@cheesewizard8943]

Maybe i should start carrying around hamburger buns. Then when I trip over the floor, I won't be at fault!

[@sheryl6684]

this is the best when it’s read out of context

[@chrissmith6097]

“Woo Hoo” is a euphemism in The Sims. Woo-hooing can lead to pregnancy.

[@uglyferalcat149]

That explains the burger pregnant life hack

[@anonymouscheesepie3768]

woo hoo

[@queer-ios3155]

It's also another channel the company owns so they're advertising for themselves

[@jidner]

Burger pregnancy, apparently

[@uglyferalcat149]

@@jidner Congratulations ma'am, it's a *B U R G E R*

[@cartoonhigh9990]

“Why did you send me this?” “i need help” “no” This is a high quality friendship 👌

[@luciagraves4564]

Jarvis: We don’t have time to discuss this man’s haircut Also Jarvis: *gives an in depth analysis of the movie poster in the background*

[@nbewarwe]

That just goes to show how much there is to that man's haircut

[@avaberryman182]

Well it was either the posters or the hair, and he need to show us that scaring image of “Sonic”.

[@pleasestopreadingthisnames4874]

can this comment be pinned please

[@TrippieMint]

Don’t judge the king

[@KuLaydMahn]

Those posters are pure gold though

[@ivanr.7996]

Troom Troom is the only legal way to experience LSD

[@The4MusketeersYT]

Facts

[@JIMBOMcGramble]

Lmao

[@natevemuri9024]

brUh

[@morgank.6113]

Untrue, lsd is actually a fun experience : p

[@mr.sandman3619]

You could also watch any Felix Colgrave video

[@rhiannonarvin5408]

"Would you put a fork in your hair?" Ariel: *distressed mermaid sweating* Its a dinglehopper!

[@ascendedcat260]

Wait, there's a mermaid in the video too... It's all connected...

[@makenaaaad7312]

a s c e n d e d c a t - t h e t r o o m i v e r s e

[@punkmouze134]

Assuming that they put that in there as a reference that asian people put "chopsticks" in their hair, they also got that incorrect. Asians do not put chopsticks in their hair, but rather these decorative metal sticks (ugh I forgot what they are called), and they usually have a head at the end of where they stick out, which is usually made into a design.

[@academyjason]

I mean Jarvis is black and has a fro so probably. Jk

[@asunozu]

PunkMouZe They’re simply called “hair sticks”. I’ve put them in my hair as a decoration a few times and there would usually be someone who assumes it’s a chopstick..

[@corporalxb]

“Congrats, you have given birth to a… comically sized burger???”

[@peanutthesausagedog2633]

How to sneak food into a maternity ward

[@nivekthezombie6767]

PSA for when we can actually go places without catching the death plague: don’t leave your outside trash behind when you go to the movies! Not only is it leaving more of a mess, but the employees can get written up for any food from outside the theatre being found!!! I’m not saying to stop bringing your own food, I’m just saying to make sure to bring the trash out with you.

[@megancruzan770]

Oh wow, I always take mine. I had no idea they could get written up if you don't. That sucks. :(

[@ethanmikevallotton]

@@megancruzan770 You can only get written up if your manager suspects you knew about the food. And as all of us except the gm were getting screwed it didn't really matter. The biggest problem at my theater wasn't food, it was ceiling tiles falling. More than once they fell during shows and did corporate ever do anything about it or even talk about upkeep? Nope. God that place was dangerous

[@CheshieD]

Ethan Vallotton ........ what the-

[@CheshieD]

Also just don’t leave behind any trash, from outside or from the theatre itself. Just makes employees work harder for no good reason, plus they only have a limited amount of time to clean up before they gotta clear out again.

[@ethanmikevallotton]

@@CheshieD Yes please, also don't bring alcohol into the theater. Not because we would get in trouble but because it's dangerous

[@araceli7604]

Conspiracy theory: the people in the theatre were kidnapped and are starving, so they have to fight to the death for the various novelty food items brought in by the actors every few days

[@nadeezn]

this actually seems like an interesting writing prompt

[@exammole4545]

That’s actually interesting

[@kxrb6037]

so the hunger games

[@shadow_shine3578]

@@kxrb6037 yes

[@bloodyneptune]

Oh my god, I have to go buy some lotto tickets so I can win and fund this movie. And like, _all_ of the things they make to defend themselves are either pointless, useless, or theres definatly a less convoluted way to do whatever they're doing.

[@ippedhairntertainment2328]

The worst thing about Troom Troom is after they do and demonstrate the hack, they show it doesn’t work. *What’s the point of doing it then?*

[@pewd6312]

lmao

[@elyssagarcia4698]

I saw you on D’Angelo’s channel right? +_+

[@ippedhairntertainment2328]

Right.

[@jacobcarminati3813]

Pewd omg it’s the real pewdiepie

[@Shizzy5321]

Im your biggest fan

[@DemonlyVoid]

As a movie theater worker, most of us could not even care less if you brought in an entire 8 course meal

[@Lina-we6fr]

"What does woohoo mean other then a celebratory phrase?'' Me: *Sim sex*

[@asunflower7993]

I'm dead so true

[@chiaisannoying]

_flashbacks_ NO- NO PLS NO-

[@succi789]

Hanoku kun❤

[@succi789]

And that "woohoo" troom troom is talking about is there other channel

[@Lina-we6fr]

@@succi789 ik

[@mr.anthonygonzales]

"The soda melted the chicken" That was the stupidest thing I ever heard

[@GhostofTheUchiha22]

Exactly like how can soda melt chicken? It's not acid how fucking dumb are they

[@NeedyBoBeedy]

Mr. Anthony Gonzales melts right in your mouth

[@rutherfordisthebest2108]

I heard you could despose of a body in coca cola ;) just takes a while

[@kusuosaiki1508]

@@rutherfordisthebest2108 dispose*

[@strawberryboy9045]

Soda’s are acidic.

[@parkchimmin7913]

In the Sims game, don’t they scream “woohoo” when they’re doing the “deed”?

[@MagnustheMage]

It's straight up CALLED "woohoo"

[@Seaeverywhere]

yeah it's from the sims, but troom troom named their no one knows_th (i guess they have more than 50 channels at this point) channel "woohoo" where they pretend to produce "adult" content.

[@unfortunatelyiamsane]

scrolled down to assure myself someone already said this.

[@ilovecairns5181]

Calm down, Satan!

[@silessoros]

😂 yeah that is an interaction but, at least in the sims 3, they do use “woohoo” just as a normal exclamatory saying

[@NobodySpecial2481]

"he's actually doing a separate trick, where he sneaks hydrochloric acid into the theater" That had me dead💀💀💀

[@norarussell7920]

Okay, his advertising to get us to his other channel was gold.

[@heckrum]

*DrumSound.MP3*

[@3starsburningbright]

.... Jarvis Johnson! GOLD

[@waffles_3762]

For our premium viewers

[@angelicMisha]

(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

[@williameverest4277]

😂🔫

[@jordanbrowne7417]

I dont think anyone realizes how disgusting the inside of boxing gloves are ,congealed sweat old sweat and no way to clean them the worst smelling thing ever.

[@ABteam1009]

ikr

[@prettyrat.]

First time I used them was in PE. Never again 🤮🤮

[@willgreen5725]

what i was thinking

[@kaedetried3952]

@@willgreen5725 same

[@kaedetried3952]

@@ABteam1009 angry birds is still good game! Just want to say that.

[@littlade]

"don't you hate it when a bearded man takes a bite of your comicly large burger i would love if theres a life hack for that" i do its called a taser

[@Vangror]

A cheaper alternative to that would be a switchblade

[@MasterIsabelle]

Sawblades

[@hat7475]

_Something_ sprinkled inside the burger

[@mewofmidnight7699]

*gun

[@libraeevee9467]

Let’s see…hacks i know for this…. Guns Knives Taser Switchblades Pepper spray Dye bombs That’s all i know

[@Li-lj1fv]

*"ariGAtO"* 13:39 "oh no"

[@exzid]

So, a mermaid can wear her fishy friends, but I cant wear my friends fingers? That disgusts me.

[@solangelo707]

The discrimination of society 😩🖐️

[@cqrcin0]

TRUE 😔

[@dxero7707]

Double standards man

[@there.9254]

@@Shane-re4ki 🧍‍♀️

[@zeeleechi3000]

@@Shane-re4ki wat

[@mattrose99]

I mean, they couldve avoided the racism by using the common aesthetic of food themed accessories. Sushi earings, pizza bag, cake pattern dress, cherry necklace, etc. Its such a common aesthetic and they went for the laziest idea of a Japanese person.

[@leen9609]

@JAYLEEN LOPEZ foodcore...?

[@col33n4]

Wait I'm not like trying to like argue or say it isnt racist I'm just like wondering how that's racist if you know what I mean like I'm not trying to sound rude or anything

[@Lilyjem39]

@@col33n4 I don’t think it’s that it’s Japanese, but more how they’re using Chinese stuff and acting like all Asian cultures are the same :). Nothing really wrong with it itself

[@col33n4]

@@Lilyjem39 oooooooooohhh okay ty!

[@camilleenvy]

@@IfIHadMyTimeAgain There is way way way worse. Trust me.

[@umbretheumbreon5166]

I mean, WooHoo is a word for "sex" in The Sims so it'd be hilarious if the troom troom universe so it'd be funny as fuck if the troom troom universe sharing a universe with the Sims.

[@bananabot151]

It all makes sense now

[@MissLovebat]

Did you have a stroke?

[@umbretheumbreon5166]

@@MissLovebat I haved a stronk

[@elian1606]

Omg you are absolutely right

[@Moemoepoi]

Wtf pls

[@violetnocte]

When that chicken dissolved, I was like "whatever's in that drink is not fit for human consumption"

[@89tothbianka]

Fun fact: I worked at the cinema for years, once I found like half a dozen of empty Sardine cans under a seat. Other time in the VIP section: a small bag of bone shaped dog biscuits. One had a human bite in it plus no dogs were allowed.

[@Tsukiyumi3]

Lol wtf

[@sarahthomason6196]

They could’ve been Scooby snacks lol (yes I know this joke was horrible)

[@doctor4961]

It seems that Troom Troom is ahead of all of us with that mermaid hack huh

[@hangryhufflepuff9530]

N O

[@nonymouswisp8176]

Someone was a furry

[@baileybrian9560]

"You would never stick a fork in your hair" She has clearly never heard of a Dinglehopper

[@vexations_on_discount]

Which is kinda funny because there was a mermaid at the beginning

[@RandomPerson-vn6sc]

Jarvis: exists Troom Troom: *you’ve woo’d your last hoo*

[@Kettie5]

Y O U D O N O T H O O W I T H T H E W O O

[@madied9626]

Hamster Haven tfor

[@kagomehigurashi7455]

*this woo hoo will your last*

[@chocomelo454]

Everytime Jarvis asked what woohoo is I just had the urge to mention the sims.

[@kylenabors3273]

Jarvis: "I need Help" Mayuko: "no" I'm Sent

[@swivelsenpaier6135]

Jarvis: “WooHoo???” Me: *Instant Sims Flashbacks*

[@mcphoto55160]

song 2 by blur is what I thought of

[@stefanijesslyn7699]

😏

[@CHARL-uu5jj]

That’s exactly what I thought about

[@karubrush]

Exactly

[@eh8264]

I know rigjt

[@simonwilson5245]

I like how the giant burger recipe is like "salt and pepper, then add meat to taste" like the meat is the condiment on the burger

[@SpiderFae11037]

“PuT a ToRtiLlA iN a FoLdEr” was really deep and touching, gets me everytime *dramatically wipes tear*

[@hailzu_999]

*22 woohoo street* Sims 4 players: *sweating uncomfortably*

[@ItzChocolateChipz]

Lmao

[@sugabatzpizu5725]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THIS!!!!

[@atlasarchivee]

Woohoo has been in the franchise since the Sims 2 I believe but this is still funny

[@awsomecatjam]

exactly how i felt and i haven't even played any of the sims games!

[@firelordmomo6865]

Oop-

[@braziliandutchy6170]

Jarvis: 22 Whoohoo street, I don't know what whoohoo is. All sims players: 😳

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

My thoughts exactly

[@Xnoob545]

What is it

[@brookiecookie472]

@@Xnoob545 oh honey

[@Xnoob545]

@@brookiecookie472 its about sex, right?

[@tosinakin2508]

@@Xnoob545 Yep, you got it.

[@dakkon00blackblade]

"Hello, can i get a pack of bread?" "Yeah sure, what kind of bread?" ".....round"

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

*Giant round.

[@Sp3ctralI]

So…. Donut hole? Burger bun? Biscuit? Which is it??? HUH TROOM TROOM

[@hat7475]

Buns 😳

[@theuncalledfor]

"Would you like circular or oval, sir?"

[@omiwithomavus]

rye

[@snowdaysz]

nah man i've literally brought a whole pizza to my spider-man and the employee was so absolutely exhausted from all these teenagers he couldn't care less

[@funkyjozzy8096]

The sushi earrings kinda slap, if only they weren’t used for racist stereotypes of Japanese people.

[@fjddhhrfg6097]

i love silent voice and ur pfp 😩

[@stockingssock8254]

@@user-yd3sp9fd2d Not to you. But it is for me and them

[@funkyjozzy8096]

@@fjddhhrfg6097 Thank you Silent Voice is amazing 🥺

[@stockingssock8254]

@@user-yd3sp9fd2d Dude, the pfp is literally the anime they like, and they were just expressing of how much they love the show. If you don’t like it then simply ignore it. Jeez.

[@sallybarrera8854]

@@ocelotlesbian SLAYYYY

[@noheterotho179]

Jarvis I'm no marine biologist but I think fish do eat other fish, quite often.

[@snakewithapen5489]

Mermaids are a completely different sentient species (and possibly in their own phylum if they have both hair and scales), so I assume it would be somewhat akin to a human eating another mammal like beef. Not cannibalism lol

[@obnoxious-cackle]

I calls em like I sees em, I’m a whale biologist

[@TheBc99]

Also mermaids are mammals I think? They have boobs.

[@Kaledrone]

But I am, and you are right.

[@snakewithapen5489]

@@Idk-cr1ov of course lmao I think we all know that. But they are apparently real in the Troom Troom universe, so we're theorizing about it as if they hypothetically were xd

[@kamrynedits]

The best part about the pregnancy burger thing is that she will longer be pregnant when exiting

[@a-pizza-pie]

She will watch Baby Yoda, and then have a baby Yoda

[@DudleyKetsukane]

The employee is just like "geuse she gave birth in the theater"

[@KlidesCorneroftheInternet]

@@DudleyKetsukane or like "holy sh!t this woman had a miscarriage in the theatre!!"

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

I mean, they'd have already seen the movie so getting kicked out wouldn't matter Not like it does regardless in real life

[@haidenlockz]

She gave birth in the theatre*, it's fine

[@zinchelium2068]

I love how Mayuko did not hesitate to say no when he asked for help (yes, I realise they probably did it on purpose, but it’s still hilarious)

[@owleee]

this is even weirder from a british perspective because in my experience they really don't care about bringing your own snacks into the cinema

[@SarahTheBreadGod]

Yeah, I live in London and it'd just odd lol

[@hypersonicspeedgrov]

In America, it's not really a crime to bring snacks into the cinema, it's just most people think it's a crime since cinema snacks are really overpriced

[@dylanmacdonald7444]

I just bring KFC and nothing is kicked up.

[@gavinthecrafter]

They don’t really care in the US either, it’s technically against the rules but most of the employees will let it slide

[@commandercat10]

I’m Canadian and I just stuff it in my pockets and it’s all cool

[@reesef040]

The way troom troom portrayed the japanese food lover is quite racist. Not saying that other cultures can’t embrace a different culture that they like. But the way troom troom dressed up, and made the actor act is unacceptable.

[@lemonmeat]

fr... like "oh japanese? sushi!! thats the only food.. what else? chinese music!!!! lets see.. lets over dress the actor to look tlike theyre wearing traditional-looking clothing!!! oh and put chopsticks in a bun, but not the hair ones, lets make her use if for food!! and lets say arigato incorrectly 'ADEEGATO' and do the bow wrong! im so quirky.. バカ！！🤩" like it's literally so like... what is happening 😭

[@daniellecolter9426]

Lol

[@AbdurRahman-vz3iw]

Ikr, even if i was Chinese, I just wouldn't eat sushi, and look traditional. You can change outfits ya know Troom troom is just dumb

[@Sophia-nw6qv]

@@AbdurRahman-vz3iw Yeah Troom Troom is dumb

[@hiya2261]

there's something called wearing ✨O T H E R✨clothes that don't always have to be traditional troom troom :/

[@HelloKitty-wm7gr]

I appreciate you got someone Japanese to speak on the matter of the sushi girl. That's awesome.

[@samchindedza2012]

What's wrong with her her

[@saanvikonduru]

@@samchindedza2012 who? if you are talking about sushi girl then its because troom troom is stereotyping asians

[@clowneryAscended]

Unrelated but nice pfp

[@HelloKitty-wm7gr]

@@clowneryAscended thanks

[@slvttysmile]

@ダラダラ たかし are you dumb? What do you mean who cares? Obviously Asians care. 오 세상에 당신은 실제로 나를 화나게하고 있어.

[@meowwaffles6040]

21:48 the part that bothers me is that that is not chicken, that is clearly a corndog

[@yuki_1002]

In the Troom Troom universe, you aren’t allowed to buy food at movie theaters, you have to sneak the food in.

[@daniellerose2871]

And even when you do buy it at the theater, you still have to sneak it in

[@DarkLordDVN]

In the wild, wild, lands of Russia where the creator of Troom Troom lives.

[@clementiefreya]

I know that cinema food is expensive but doesnt it cost more money and time to make these diys

[@katiem656]

It’s the worms!!

[@somedood9989]

The only one who can stop the Comically Large Burger Woman is the Comically Large Spoon Man

[@sythepie]

yes

[@gagne6928]

Epic rap BATTLES of history: Comically large spoon man VS. Comically large burger woman

[@ryuk202]

Just one bite

[@DodgeThatAttack]

Forgetting the comically large gingerbread man...

[@leacwm]

Oil from iraq

[@sophdog2564]

"That is not something that you eat during a movie" Jarvis you would be shocked. I used to work at a movie theater and I literally found shrimp tails in a theater once. People will sneak anything into the theater to eat. I just wish they would clean up after themselves. Edit: to clarify, I mean I wish they would clean up the food they snuck in. I did get paid to clean up popcorn buckets and soda cups and candy, that was expected. I did not get paid to clean up taco bell and shrimp tails.

[@aaronblagg5679]

Strangest thing I ever found working at a movie theater was an xl pizza box, also a bag of weed.

[@frog1405]

@@aaronblagg5679 the weed I get, but who the hell not only attempted, but succeeded in sneaking an XL pizza box into the movie? And how? I need to know this magic.

[@lookingsubmissiveandbreeda1512]

This is a bit late, but it's because shits expensive as hell for no reason (to me at least). My dad paid over 100 dollars just for the two of us and only i got a snack. Nothing else.

[@sophdog2564]

@@lookingsubmissiveandbreeda1512 Listen, not a single movie theater worker cares if you sneak food in because not a single one of them are paid enough to care. But we will be mad if we turn our head to you sneaking in food and then you have the audacity to leave your trash in the theater.

[@majesticfalcon6402]

I took a whole potato bake into the movie theatre one time lmao

[@AlnyxIzzNotOkay]

2:56 I happened to notice something on how this was worded. "Salt and pepper, *ground meat to taste*" Im sorry? We're eating the spices and the ground meat is there for flavor???

[@gkid64]

the joke close to the end "he's doing his own thing: sneaking hydrochloric acid into the theatre" got me laughing way too hard

[@tangerine_ren]

Lmao just got to that bit when I read your comment I'm wheezing

[@sidneypenaherrera1412]

Same

[@doctorxawesomestop-motion1234]

You know, Jarvis, if you paid attention to Troom Troom lore, you’d know that there’s a worms pandemic ravaging the Troom Troom universe, so they must always be snacking.

[@thatpersonsmusic]

Ah yes, another watcher of Joinen

[@zankumo]

No moi!

[@jesusisdefinitelynotarelig7515]

Finally someone mentioned the worms pandemic!

[@trippy_maskow]

I see you’re a man of culture

[@agjlemon198]

yes. the worms pandemic

[@anthonyoliver418]

I like how they just assaulted that man wearing boxing gloves to basically mug him for his gloves.

[@jacobm7827]

Get this man his gloves

[@KingLoof]

petition to buy this man a pair of 300$ gloves as a replacement

[@ziondraws]

And all to sneak in the popcorn they bought from the movie theater. 😂

[@oliverfulayter5515]

Honestly maybe he was never good at boxing if two basic people overtook him at the movies.

[@humanintelegence]

I think Mermaids do eat fish because they're an omnivore type fish, like a shark that can eat seaweed.

[@tegantalks9612]

Whenever someone says, “woohoo,” I think of the Sims. In case anyone doesn’t know, when Sims ‘woohoo’ it’s code for sex.

[@Errlich]

Fun fact: WooHoo is a channel made by the same company from TroomTroom, and it posts similar content.

[@nyxie664]

@@Errlich are you serious?!

[@Errlich]

@@nyxie664 yes i am The guy even posted a vid about it on his "gold" channel

[@muffinhorizon8197]

the 'japanese' girl is wearing a chinese dress and she did the indian bow *ms. worldwide*

[@armyblink-wn6zh]

And thai bow

[@clownsss6853]

@lime No💕

[@ailemi]

@lime you better be ✨kidding✨

[@Starlight-kv7cd]

This is copied word for word

[@toma2554]

And Chinese lips

[@Moxilock]

"You're gonna smell the fish" That's the most ominous and scary threat ever

[@corey204]

“You’re gonna smell the fish”

[@dannydevito22]

“You’re gonna smell the fish”

[@yasrae]

“You’re gonna smell the fish”

[@garbagebageater]

"You're gonna smell the fish"

[@doodledevore4374]

"fish You're the smell gonna"

[@gordonramsayslambsauce]

"Oh, genius. I love a good lumpy boob" unironically my favorite sentence ever spoken

[@notevenclover]

The one where you pretend to be pregnant is probably the most convincing... when you go into the theater, imagine the worker seeing you come out of the theater no longer pregnant

[@MrHendrix17]

"clean up in row f"

[@AccSwtch50]

Imagine that pregnancy was true though

[@reyes8143]

I don’t think the worker would remember so we’re fine

[@josephmatthews7698]

I like to imagine my pregnant wife going double pregnant to sneak in a bowl of spaghetti.

[@kphoria1009]

@@josephmatthews7698 double pregnant lmao

[@Evietheanoying124]

Plot twist: heaven or hell both don’t exist. When you die you go to the troom troom universe, and the great troom troom narorator is the god and punishes those who don’t obey her exact orders. She punishes them by sending them to the “like factory” where they have to make millions of fake accounts so they can like all the videos millions of times. Ok I scared myself a little there.

[@LucaW.]

But the Troom Troom Universe is hell.

[@camirbezdle2935]

No...NO! It can’t be. It can’t....

[@BlakeGeometrio]

Well, I'm becoming immortal.

[@silvertriforce2574]

Sorry, youtube glitched, wrong comment

[@AMTLL]

Haha ture!!1!1!1!!!!!!!1

[@marchhoney6329]

Ok I’ve figured out the perfect situation for sushi earrings: I started working at a Japanese/Asian fusion restaurant and I’ve been buying earrings that match the food like ramen and bubble tea and it’s absolutely delightful

[@Moemoepoi]

Cool!

[@manifestationsofasort]

Only valid situation

[@poisonousorange6679]

100th like :)

[@tzshchsjsjxijyo]

@@manifestationsofasort yes

[@skeleletonboi4533]

that's so cute!! my local bubble tea place sells keychains that look like their drinks with their logo on them, I have a little strawberry milk one it's so fuckin cute

[@martinacaraig1737]

the arigato scene made me have second hand embarrassment. I also love how some people on twitter think that a character is being stereotypical when this shit is around on youtube

[@xtwospoonsx]

Theory: TroomTroom world is plagued by parasitic worms during a massive food shortage, so that's why everyone is taking food from the people who have to sneak it in.

[@hersheythecat6392]

That sums it up

[@mensageirodemarte2311]

Hi Greg

[@jessicahalliday5777]

Joinen?

[@WhaleofaT1me]

Joinen fan I see

[@tisithefrenchiestfry5406]

Troom Troom is what you get when you search “life hacks” on Bing.

[@mediy0]

Lmao

[@hootci4]

Yes

[@tisithefrenchiestfry5406]

@@hootci4 yes indeed

[@tisithefrenchiestfry5406]

@nobody. Thanks comrade

[@jordanoh659]

No no you have a point

[@the711devin4]

As we all know, the Snack Queen is a powerful character in theater security folklore. Legend says that if you deny the Snack Queen her viewing of Boss Baby 3D, any snack you’ll ever eat will be cursed with the bitter taste of an unripe orange.

[@psychott6]

The 711Devin 👌

[@baguettetete984]

👁👄👁👌🏼

[@jesse-d1v]

👁💧👄💧👁💅👏🥵🥰

[@starREI_jumii]

👁👄👁👌🏼

[@miuiswaifu]

I wont I promise

[@quinn7894]

21:43 I love how he did the "no" symbol

[@aghii458]

No one: Absolutely no one: Troom troom: if you want to sneak snacks into the movies, just mug a boxer!

[@ItzChocolateChipz]

LMAO

[@ItzChocolateChipz]

Troom Troom sucks ngl

[@Thane_Lindsay]

Hahahhahahaha

[@RosettaTarry-nr4gb]

LMMFAO

[@ImNotAVocalist]

I don’t think I’ve been to a single movie theatre where there is a security guard actively waiting outside the movie room

[@thebrideofghostface]

I've never been to a movie theatre with a security guard, at least not one I've seen.

[@JewishMacaroni]

I have seen security outside a movie room once. It was in a popular theatre in a large city, that happened to be showing a very popular movie. They were there just for crowd control though

[@nina.robbs565]

movie theater employee here- the only reason there would be security guards is after that 2012 theater shooting in Colorado, and people were genuinely nervous ab their life. or maybe if it was super busy? but yeah people "sneak" in food all the time, I've had people put candy that they're bringing in on the concession counter while I'm serving them 💀💀 but none of us are paid enough to care

[@stellabobella1302]

Nah, they misspelled the “sconic the headghog”poster. They were actually advertising “scronic the porcupine”

[@evfrt]

Mmmm yes I dressed up as scronic the porcupine for halloween

[@stellabobella1302]

@@evfrt u must have gotten the most candy in the world from that one

[@freindlyspicerun4424]

You cant sit their with a straight face and tell us you didn't watch scronic the porcupine as a child, mfg classic

[@judgmentalanimal]

Am I in this strange universe where people spell Sonic as sconic

[@freindlyspicerun4424]

@@judgmentalanimal are you high? Sonic is a fast food place. Its a common misconception so i forgive you

[@SoulkeeperSora]

Why is no one talking about how they're trying to sneak in MOVIE THEATER CONCESSIONS into the theater, which are ALREADY ALLOWED?? The whole point of wanting to sneak in food is that you don't have to purchase at the theater?? So if you get popcorn or whatever from the concessions stand you don't have to hide it? I am irrationally angry about this small detail.