The Worst Drunk Driving Liar

[@Nate-gi7no]

the fact he laughed at the absurdity of the cop asking him to recite his ABCs and then he proceeded to say it incorrectly

[@judithcornfield6610]

😅😅

[@owenswamp]

"W, H, Y and Z" 😂

[@MrMasterFlash]

And he didn't stop on S

[@Snipsey01]

@@MrMasterFlash we know

[@valerieash]

By saying incorrectly you’re being kind. He butchered it

[@jimmyvandoran7082]

this dude tore all his ligaments in both legs, had a vasectomy, is blind in both eyes but is still able to drive, and died last night but brought himself back to life.

[@hughmongus9969]

Don’t forget got punched in the head

[@psilocybinstudios9281]

Alcohol gives you super powers I suppose..and liver disease :D

[@entothevee]

PLUS has asthma.

[@NR-ds4fm]

Lmfao!!!!

[@kevinhization]

Is there anything......else?😄😄😄😄😄

[@arsvi123]

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.” -This guy, probably

[@jenniferdaulby5519]

you're lucky! In my day....... (The 4 Yorkshire Men - Monty Python)

[@richiecuzzz1]

That Sponge Bob episode is a classic lol.

[@marciafernandes3460]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@trevormassoth2802]

Sponge bob! That cut away was gold

[@JesusHComedy]

Samuel Jackson in Unbreakable

[@ltisenotem]

How do you get 6 DUIs by that age and not be in prison? Actual danger to society

[@pooploops]

It’s wisconsin. First one is a misdemeanor like $250 ticket iirc when i lived there. Drinking culture rules life there.

[@citypopFM]

@@pooploops That's wild. Here in California, a first-offense misdemeanor DUI generally requires one to do community service, fines, court costs, mandated DUI classes, temporary loss of license, and probation. If you rack up a total of 3 or 4, depending on the circumstances, you *have* to go to jail for like a month no matter what you think you can do to get out of it. I knew someone's dad who was a multimillionaire but his goofy ass couldn't help but rack up 4 DUIs in total after a number of years and he had to do a month in Santa Rita Jail up in the Bay Area, lord knows he lost his license for who know how long, Ignition lock on his car for way longer, probation, and all of the above multiplied by more. We also have a 10-year rule that treats a DUI conviction within a decade of a previous one to bundle up as a multiple DUI offense that resembles the last above. I know Wisconsin is a very drunken state but it's still crazy to me that they let that culture treat DUIs like a citation lol.

[@jefflafond4618]

Some states are not as strict with drunk driving. I'm not sure why.

[@Ratchet299]

By the third DUI, they might as well sentence you as if you killed someone (25-life) since that’s what’s going to happen anyway.

[@Adeline9418]

​@@jefflafond4618not caring judges and prosecutors.

[@danonda9584]

This guy seemed offended that he was being pulled over for numerous violations that he actually committed🙄😂

[@jamescollier3]

Jussie Smollett has entered the chat

[@Nuttypro-f]

@@jamescollier3 😂😂

[@CJM-rg5rt]

Then to top it off the "Really 😔" = Nice 👍

[@minamebe7777]

Duh cause he had a chick in the passenger. Probably embarrassed as fuck

[@danonda9584]

@@minamebe7777 and he should be

[@steadyashegoes7763]

"I feel like I've passed all of your tests." I can't believe the cop didn't just let him go right there.

[@dyates6380]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[@Jasonhoods]

I know right? He told them he didn't drink any beers so what's the problem?

[@luxuryxcoffin]

you can not "pass" these tests. this is a Terry stop investigation. they are gathering evidence to be used against you in court. nothing you do or say can be used to help you in court. it can only, and will, be used against you in court. don't consent to tests. don't blow. they may take you to jail. they may revoke your license. but they will not have critical evidence to convict you in court. your lawyer will thank you. answer as few questions and provide as little information as to be cooperative. "I will cooperate with a full statement after I speak with a lawyer"

[@steadyashegoes7763]

@@luxuryxcoffin good advice

[@vzqjav]

he had a warrant too

[@918kickinwing]

It's not a good idea to be driving drunk as it is, but let's do it with a suspended license, a car that isn't legal, drunk (again), out on bond, with a warrant, and tamper with a breathalyzer. But HE thought it was a good idea. I wonder if at any point during the night did he ever realize what he was doing and what could happen if he got caught? Homeboy rolled the dice. He played the game and lost.

[@tverd]

For sure lol. He was even smirking several times like it was a dream and he was absolutely innocent. I don't understand why he even had to ask the cop "why are we here what did I do?" Bro the time to know your place is exactly right now you are fully caught. I mean why was he even playing games with the cop when the cop mentions your revoked license, unregistered vehicle, and you being out on bond all in the first conversation.

[@BrianBrazilHarmonica]

Chris J, This guys license was revoked which means he was no long legally permitted to drive in that state period. The state took away his license to drive, due to multiple driving offences, like too many DUIs. Some could have been for accidents involving injuries to other people. If people were killed he would be in prison.

[@brianstefanski4508]

I must say, your comment was spot on with what I was thinking.... He also has a drug charge as well(atleast a paraphernalia charge) for the THC vaping device...then has enough nerve to try to complain and try to work out a deal because "it's really going to fu*k up his life if they arrest him". With all the serious charges he purposely brought on himself.?!.., Come on, for real dude!? U are the pilot of u're life, no one else can think for you.

[@lightbulb1982]

@Chris J Man, I sure am glad I got my experience out before all you kids came in and ruined it for those of us that didn't want to live under those house rules our whole lives lol

[@kingdio420]

Exactly! If you're going to drive drunk don't do it with expired tags or a headlight out.

[@noreenmountain9405]

This has to be a joke! No license, no registration, 5 prior DUIs?? In Canada, at this point, you just be rowed out to sea and dumped.

[@germanshepherd6638]

Oh yeah eh?

[@AspireGMD]

Canada would kiss his feet and make him a new home, Canada doesn't even have consequences to crimes. Just watch true crime where murderers get 10 years in a daycare facility.

[@Snipsey01]

let him duke it out with some moose, eh

[@michaelmanz4618]

😂

[@michaelmanz4618]

He's a real hoser!

[@laurallama73]

“Anything preventing you from taking this test?” “I had a vasectomy…my balls hurt.” 😭😭😭NEVER have I EVER heard that response!!!

[@tommyjones1357]

Good. This narcissist doest need to reproduce.

[@tommyjones1357]

@@monke6776 There is a healthy sense of competition and cooperative effort in all healthy people. You want a real question to ponder, imagine if we didn't spend any effort trying to indoctrinate bushmen into Western Culture. :) Our narcissist in question is a loser caught driving drunk with warrants. Is this really someone you'd like to defend?

[@pantrog96]

i guess he was afraid of any of his rape victims getting preggers.

[@ericaschaidt8588]

You mean “I had a vasectomy…two YEARS ago, my balls *still* hurt” 🙄 He either needs to go back to the damn doctor or he’s reaching for excuses. I’m leaning towards the latter.

[@thefool1086]

@@monke6776 That makes no sense kid

[@patrickshaffer2138]

Drunk dude: “I had a vasectomy…my balls hurt.” The Future: Thank god...

[@MadScientist267]

Shame they can't castrate KZbin commenters to get the same reaction.

[@smartysmarty1714]

The scary part is that he actually had a reason to have a vasectomy. That would indicate that at least one poor woman actually mounted this sasquatch....

[@yMeNorDoFluXox]

Ball pain hurts like hell

[@jppcasey]

Brilliant!

[@ravenramos2937]

The cop literally only said okay, i wouldve dieddd laughing

[@lucidlocomotive2014]

This officer was extremely nice. He doesn’t communicate in a robotic way at all unlike a lot of cops. He calls him out for lying in the most cheerful way ever “Oh you do have a license!”

[@gumball4454]

POV cops in Canada

[@VitoScaletta1951]

@@gumball4454 Hate to be that guy but this was in Wisconsin.

[@MrKickback104]

It’s actually a tactic to keep him calm. He’s using his “customer service” voice. Notice how he talks to the other officer, that’s his actual voice.

[@davidnoonan7893]

Vito Scaletta yep, for sure Wisconsin, the cops screen saver was Aaron Rodgers, lol

[@davidnoonan7893]

....W, H, Y, M, Z... lol

[@elvickRULES]

“I feel like I could probably pass field sobriety.” Famous last words.

[@roamingirl]

I feel like I should have a million dollars. I don’t think that has any bearing on whether it shows up any time soon. *I feel compelled to add this since someone probably will so I’ll just nip it in the bud now.* - That is barring any “manifesting” woo woo which is essentially another form of feeling it into existence. 🤞🏻🪄💵

[@shellygeesey9812]

My old man's favorite saying when he's 3 sheets... "But babe, Can't you see? I'm good to go!!"

[@lynnw7155]

He also said he had zero to drink. Then he said he had "a little" to drink. The tests showed significantly more than "a little". Why do cops bother to ask? This guy is SO uncooperative, but so nice about it. It's refreshing not to have the screaming and cursing...he ought to get points for that.

[@heidibaird6311]

This was his 6th DUI. He's a real gem of a human.

[@peanutbutterandjelly1609]

After two they should be walking for the rest of their life. No moped, no motorcycle, no bicycle. I only say 2 because everyone deserves grace however if there were fatalities in that first dui then a hefty jail sentence and barred from owning a vehicle ever.

[@HarringJess]

My draw dropped when I saw '6.' His license should have been revoked after the 2nd

[@JeffersonFrank756]

I heard a guy who haven't seen since little league days ( early 90s ) who lives in Ohio now I believe. Has gotten 5 DUIs. And isn't allowed to drive now. So how he has 6? Should be done after 3 at the most.

[@mrmike1296]

bad luck

[@ThatGay]

Yep he reminds me of my father

[@justinjustin6887]

This guy is a pro at drunk driving, he has an ailment for every part of the sobriety test and can remember them while he is exactly this drunk.

[@scottyfox6376]

Not to mention that he is baffled why they would even stop him for just a suspended license in an unregistered vehicle. Lol

[@8596shadow]

@A Mi doesn’t bother me, and yes I do want monitoring like that so these kind of people get punished for being an endangerment to society.

[@leray8034]

Usually being a pro at drunk driving means you don't get pulled over while drunk driving

[@SomeRustyNuts]

@A Mi well if someone stole my car I would

[@andreicapi3535]

@A Mi well no not really whats the problem if you have nothing to hide you automatically agree to that when you get a license

[@TiffMcGiff]

“Who’s on the phone?” “Mom” “Already planning ahead?” -I’m dead

[@illahboii225]

Lol , they know when jail coming

[@dm6187]

Lol

[@AC-ew1ow]

That had me weakkk😂😂😂😂

[@suzanne1797]

Telling someone they said something they didn't say and then keeping on about it like that is gaslighting. This officer handled it perfectly.

[@cbkenison]

The officer did say it though.

[@kailoveskitties]

@@cbkenisonare you deaf? He obviously say “really?”

[@coolguy1215]

Woah dude! Did you really just say “I’m glad his dad died”? That is really uncool of you

[@kalex1029]

​@@cbkenisonnope

[@cringeworthy2040]

Y'all deaf 🤦🤔😂🤣 Drunk: That's my dad, I told you he died. He O.D.ed in a f¥€king tent. Officer: Really? Drunk: Yeah Officer: Nice 😂🤣😂🤦 The "nice" was said softly..I'm sure it's just that he's dumbfounded about the way his dad died 🤷

[@Jason_Scott]

The classic, "Why are you ruining my life Officer? I don't have any accountability for my numerous list of infractions."

[@natbb9]

I know, right? Doesn't realize he's ruining his own life.

[@CopWifeCopMom]

He called mom right away. Guaranteed she’s never told him “no” & yelled at his teachers when he was a child. He’s spoiled & has always blamed everyone else for his failures

[@danyywilliams]

seeing a trend

[@riadmichelle7881]

It’s so cringe when they say that

[@j22563]

It's blue men's fault >:(

[@jakelanier3747]

The officer never once said “Nice” but he in fact said “Really? Yikes!” In response to the suspects fathers overdose. I can see how a drunk person can misinterpret and think they heard nice instead of yikes. That officer is one hell of a good respectful man who you want on your department.

[@JohnfromWaterFrontVillige]

I replayed that moment 5 times and heard “really? Yikes!” as well. Clearly a drunk mind hearing something else.

[@LTVegas-vf6km]

Even if he did say ‘nice’ he apologized. Cops hear shit all the time. Most times they don’t really listen to someone jabbering on and just reply with ‘uh-huh’, ‘cool’, ‘nice’, etc..

[@Joseph-it3rf]

He definitely said nice I watched it back several times and he muted his camera for a short second right after he says really?

[@Andy.G8]

Don’t swallow the boot pal.

[@jessyvalentine7492]

It was definitely "nice" under his breath, his jaded cop brain just said the sarcasm out loud. I dont think he was maliciously hurtful but definitely could be more sensitive and self aware. Of course the lying drunk driving Christian is going to crucify him over it to take the heat off himself.

[@AlottaDixonCider]

this guy says he's a mma fighter, I think he fights his way to the refrigerator and that's about it.

[@LizWroten]

The only fight he ever did was on a video game. Lol

[@braiden1286]

I just slapped the shit out of my phone.

[@Yeetyeti69]

Bruh he would eat the damn fridge whole

[@ryanworthington6346]

He would be out of breath and need something to eat after about 10 seconds of anything that requires energy. No way he fights mma. This fool couldn’t even do fst without needing a water. 🤣 omg. Then he says he can’t do a breathalyzer because he has asthma.

[@sandyaw3057]

Omg, I just tried to smash that fly! 😂

[@rebeccakinney6357]

“I had surgery 2 years ago and it hurts still” “My leg is bad” “I have asthma” “My mouth is dry” Man he had all the excuses and not a one made a difference to what he was doing. Yikes.

[@AB-nk5wv]

If all else fails, accuse the cop of celebrating your dad passing away. That ought to get you out of the arrest 😂

[@bsways]

He also had a vasectomy!!

[@favoritemustard3542]

​@@AB-nk5wvbodycam to the rescue again! His "really?" sounded nothing like "nice!"

[@Sparkbark45]

Then this guys said he was an mma fighter, no way he could fight with all that lol 😂

[@artimus4198]

What’s up with criminals and these half assed excuses if you’re gonna make shit up go all the way and tell them your a quadriplegic

[@newpgaston6891]

I hope I never have to pass one of these field sobriety tests, I feel like I'd fail even 100% sober.

[@bcamping1]

It is mostly used to get them out of the car.

[@TheMNbassHunter]

Good news. You don't! At least not in most states, but check your local laws. Most places you are not obligated to take these tests. Just say no, including the roadside breathalyzer.

[@ericseitzler81]

Actually studies have shown something like 60 percent of sober people can't pass it.

[@ericseitzler81]

@@dionisi9961 you forgot about sneezing and farting at the same time too!!

[@joshstieneker4615]

Exactly, just take the breathalyzer and be on your way. If sober of course.

[@toothybj]

He went from drinking “zero” to “a little” and back to “zero”. Lied about having an ID on him. Red flags all over this guy.

[@anthonygregory6797]

The mannerism of this officer being so friendly and cracking jokes the whole time is so hilarious

[@mattier.9095]

I love the Officer’s demeanor and easy humor whilst being professional and on top of things.

[@Bridge_with_a_T]

He's in a good mood cuz he knows he's taking this POS to jail lol

[@LegendOfKhaos12]

@@mattier.9095 that shits lame. Over here tryna laugh with me while arresting me like what lol

[@daizee106]

I feel comforted knowing he cannot spawn any more of him in to the world

[@Christopher-qq4dl]

Lol

[@ThePolypam]

This guy doesn't quite scream responsible anything. I doubt it's true.

[@cynicalsayonara7169]

So he says.

[@MsNoPixel]

*Cop:* _”Where are ya coming from?”_ *Driver:* _”Just going home.”_ Yeah he’s drunk.

[@victorfox9623]

Nice

[@abikeanditsboy3449]

If you heard me answering those questions you'd probably think I was drunk too. Cop: Where you coming from. Me: Home. Cop: Where you going. Me: Home.

[@skankhunt3624]

Legally you don't have to answer those questions.

[@JamesWatheist]

I mean it's not a question the officers asking just to be friendly, and when you know that and you decide not to play along with script, ya.

[@abikeanditsboy3449]

@@skankhunt3624 - You're correct. I like answering the question this way. (Keep in mind the vast majority of traffic stops are pretextual and the cop wants to convert it to a DUI/DWI or felony drug bust.) If you're pulled over then just resign yourself to the fact that you're going to get a ticket and the rest is simple. *Cop:* _Do you know why I pulled you over?_ This question is intended to get you to confess to something on camera making your conviction in court a slam dunk. *Me:* _I assure you officer if I was doing something wrong it wasn't intentional. I appreciate you bring it to my attention._ The other answer I like to give is, _All the information you need for this stop is on my driver's license, officer._ Just have a few set answers memorized and either don't give them any answers or give the the answers you prepared ahead of time.

[@ajspice]

THIS is how a stop should be conducted. Professional, non-threatening. Bravo to the officer!

[@colico14]

He did do a good job. Highly professional and respectful. Pleasant, even!

[@thejayinator585]

They’re usually this way from my experience

[@sjfanning7711]

Passive aggressive dude. He’s used to being confronted and deflecting.

[@frankmarano1118]

@Terence McKenna annoying the cops who decide what charges to give you is a pretty fuckin stupid idea lol. I've had cops let me out of speeding tickets before just because of how much respect I showed them, just from having decent manners

[@sammyswank1158]

@@frankmarano1118 yes usually being respectful goes a long way along with having a valid reason for breaking the law. Once I was driving home late at night from a different city and was gonna run out of gas on a highway. The nearest gas station was at the next exit and would take me 10 mins to get there but it was gonna close in 15 mins, so I sped up a bit only to be pulled over 5 mins later, but the cop was understanding and let me go after running my name

[@naysaynetwork5271]

@@frankmarano1118 not really. Ive been nice and a complete dick before ended up with the same charges. Evidence matters to the DA.

[@frankmarano1118]

@@naysaynetwork5271 Well yes & no. If you're a jerk they can throw the book at you & give you other charges. I know this is a personal anecdote but it's still a perfect example so I'll give it anyways. I was arrested for some total BS. I was speeding because I didnt want to be late for work & got pulled over. I'm hard of hearing in one ear & didn't hear the sirens for the first 20 seconds so they thought I was fleeing but I pulled over immediately the second I noticed. It was in daylight so I didnt notice the lights behind me. Anyways they searched my car because they walked a drug dog around it & they said it "alerted". Well I dont smoke weed so I knew that made zero sense. Anyways I used to share my car with my dad & one of his pills were found loose on the floor. Controlled substance BOOM felony charge for something I didnt even know was there! The cop even admitted to me that meds do NOT alert drug dogs so they shouldn't have been able to use that as evidence because they NEVER found what "alerted" the drug dog, but told me they were arresting me anyways. I had 2 choices here. Be cooperative & take it to court or fight with them. I chose the former. Because of that he dropped the fleeing charge, (I had proof I'm half deaf in one ear) he dropped the speeding ticket for me. That I would've definitely gotten if I was a jerk. He ALSO didnt tow my car as evidence which saved me hundreds of dollars & let my dad pick it up. There are millions of cases where cops added on extra charges to people giving them a hard time. Yes sometimes the court will fix that but sometimes it does not & the prosecutor will run with it. That's why the phrase "they'll throw the book at you" even exists in the first place. They were supposed to tow my car for sure because "drugs" were found in it, & they easily could've given me the fleeing charge with the bodycam footage. Maybe I'd have beat it in court or maybe I wouldn't have & theyd have told me I hear well enough or some shit. *I DEFINITELY would not have beat the speeding ticket!!* The point is its dumb to play with fire & that's undeniable. Next time you may not get professional cops, you might get someone crooked. Your comparison of 2 singular times does not mean much..

[@frankmarano1118]

@@sammyswank1158 Yup exactly! I've been pulled over for speeding in my general manager uniform & every single time they let me go without a ticket besides one time where there were other circumstances that unfortunately caused a misunderstanding. But they are usually pretty understanding when you're just doing the things a citizen citizen is supposed to do. (Just wrote the comment above about it if you're curious)

[@LawNerdDebbi]

Just for the record, he said "Really" not "Nice".

[@PeakHappy]

Gaslight of deathhhh

[@Madmartigan69]

I think he did, its sort of hard to hear it. When the guy says his dad died in a tent the cop says really? the guy responds yes, then very lowly if you crank the volume it does kinda sound like the cop says nice but I could be mistaken. Listen around 16:15

[@Kk_the_Bug]

​@@Madmartigan69 I can kinda hear it.

[@DoubleAction2]

I wish I could get drunk on zero beers. That would save me a lot of money.

[@litterpicker1431]

You can get drunk on zero beers! Half a dozen whiskeys and a couple of vodkas will usually do it. It doesn't save money, though...

[@Chimera6297]

@@litterpicker1431 it does if you buy the cheap shit lol but the liver doesn't usually appreciate those sorts of things

[@litterpicker1431]

@@Chimera6297 Protip: stick to methylated spirits, and buy a new liver with the money you save!

[@oliveryt7168]

@@Chimera6297 your liver doesnt appreciates any kind of alcohol..

[@nikolai3620]

@@Chimera6297 Great news is that the liver can't tell the difference between cheap whiskey and 12 year single malt.

[@noneyabizz8337]

Driving on suspended, out drinking and driving... These people always put themselves right into situations to get into trouble.

[@skankhunt3624]

More importantly they put other innocent peoples in situations that might end their lives.

[@JamesWatheist]

It's the being out with the expired registration that did him in. It's late at night, there's nobody on the roads, this cop has absolutely nothing to do he's just going to run tags.

[@Nfscarbon07]

Suspended, driving drunk, and expired registration, even if he were sober he wasn't driving home that night

[@sarahdooley6164]

@alfa delta It sure is! Yet alcoholics degrade drug addicts like they're scum of the earth. Pot, meet kettle.....

[@XBoysAtWorkX]

It ain't easy being an alcoholic in a rural area. No cabs, no booze within walking distance, no chance. Hopefully he sobers up in jail and get's the help that he needs.

[@abelombrana4225]

This guy is just an overgrown kid. He needs professional help. After jail time of course🤦🏻‍♂️

[@ThePrivateryan]

Yeah, thank God Code Blue changed the way that they released videos. When they started editing and added an announcer who explained the situation prior to the arrest and what the end result of the clip was for the suspect (s) the videos became 100% better.

[@markevan1]

To be clear... "Code Blue" is not affiliated with any police or government agency. I'm not sure why some commenters seem to think so.

[@catalinagrissom9902]

He didn’t say “nice” he said “really”. He’s a nice cop; he treated that man with respect.

[@MrTangent]

16:15 Something other than “really” was said immediately after and it does sound an awful lot like “nice”.

[@MrTangent]

“Really?” “Yes” “Nice” Is what I heard. But it sounds like it was from the other officer (saying “nice”).

[@locabynature]

@@MrTangent it was dumbass saying "yes" after the cop said "really".

[@MrTangent]

@@locabynature No. There’s clearly something said immediately after. It sounds an awful lot like “nice”. Re-listen several times. I left the timestamp in order to do this.

[@MrTangent]

@@locabynature Play it back at .5 speed. You can clearly hear the other officer say “nice” (or what sounds like it).

[@BrianBrazilHarmonica]

If you've had too many DUI tickets and arrests, some states will not only revoke your license, but they will take your car to make sure you can't drive. Since you don't have the common sense to not drive while drunk. This guy falls into that category.

[@philhunt9297]

For me this DUI/OWI is a danger to every resident in and around Monroe County and deserves nothing less than a few years behind bars. Just as dangerous as a person going through a mental episode whilst carrying an AR15 or a terrorist wearing a vest or swinging a machete in public. If you think that's too harsh go ask the thousands, if not millions, of family members who've lost loved ones to DUI/OWI if it's too harsh.

[@disgruntledegghead6923]

It also said in the video that he had a prior tampering with the breathalyzer that they put in your car. He's had his chances, and blew them all. Fortunately nobody got hurt...

[@disgruntledegghead6923]

@@philhunt9297 While I agree with you on the dangers of driving under the influence is a danger to society, it's no comparison to a madman wielding a weapon in a crowd. Unless you're drunk driving a tank...

[@mpkp2011]

@@disgruntledegghead6923 Drunk drivers kills way way more people every year, but they don't get sent to prison for life like shooters, meaning they end up back on the road terrorizing the streets like this guy. He is saying if you ask the families of those effected, they will also want these idiots stripped of their ability to inflict pain ever again.

[@Corvette.Ronnie]

HIs car had a stolen or fake '21 registration tag on it. He AND his car are going to jail.

[@chocolate_candycane6221]

As soon he said H after he said W, I died laughing yeah dude you are totally sober😂😂

[@tjwoosta]

"Start at D, Stop at S"

[@entertainme7523]

Maybe he's dyslexic

[@hopkinsmommy1202]

I had to rewind that part because I thought I heard wrong😂😂

[@prunabluepepper]

Or he's an analphabet. More common than you think.

[@byah160]

Idk. Some folks are saying 2+2 doesn’t equal 4 because math is racist. Maybe h can come after V because the ABCs are racist

[@griffinkay4799]

Imagine driving drunk on a suspended license after already having 6 DUI’s and and acting entitled in the process. Get this clown off the streets before he ends up killing someone.

[@roseyb]

No I can't imagine

[@Dan-cm9ow]

Nothing says sober like "I think I got it" when asked if you can walk.

[@skankhunt3624]

It's because he's taking this test so many times.

[@hopkinsmommy1202]

Or “L M N O P Q R S T U V W H Y Z” 😂😂

[@SumAnonymousAcapella]

You drunk? I mean.... Mostly yes but not really so yea leme see if i can walk.

[@kimmyfreak200]

LMFAO

[@kimmyfreak200]

on a police video i watched they find a drunk guy passed out in carls jr line and cop says based on 1-10 1 being the most sober u ever been in your life and 10 being drunkest u ever been..he answered "10 officer..i'm good...yup i'm good" the officers face lol he tried so hard not to laugh.... drunks don't listen to instructions ever!

[@jasonhicks3364]

He has violated every possible legal requirement to drive a car lol

[@damonpierce936]

“W, H, Y and Z” 🎉

[@Pignificent]

He should have stopped at S lol

[@xxcrump3575]

🤔

[@mightyswag9186]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nycgirltee]

I couldn't believe that 😂😂😂

[@eelsrslimey3537]

I fucking laughing SO hard at that point

[@LinhHoàngHải-h8y]

It's alarming to think how many lives can be put at risk by just one person's dishonesty about drunk driving.

[@icucingme]

This is this guy 6th dui and he still acting like its a joke.

[@brettheary]

It's WI. DUI is a joke there

[@JohnWinters1700]

@@brettheary for real I always see people with like 6 dui’s getting pulled over in Wisconsin

[@eduagonzalez]

@April girl same !!!! Wth ?!! I would have hung up on him and told him to “figure it out”

[@michellemeyers7022]

@@brettheary very much so.

[@billehbutcha6625]

I got one DWI in Texas and it was the most miserable experience of my entire life, rightfully so, I’ve been sober since and can’t imagine going through that FIVE MORE TIMES. I was a complete moron for what I did but even my dumb ass is awestruck that this guy is driving drunk with a suspended license and 5 DUIs. Just insane. When my license was suspended I felt like I was losing my mind being stuck in my house while life passed me by outside, I would rather pull teeth than do it ever again

[@Yahooligan72]

He wasn't drunk, he just wasn't all that sober.

[@xenomorph2056]

He wasn't all that smart, either lol

[@Yahooligan72]

@@xenomorph2056 😅🤣

[@sammyswank1158]

wtf is up with your profile picture? how is that man on his phone while his shin bone is hanging out?

[@Yahooligan72]

@@sammyswank1158 he's on ebay for a new one 😉😆

[@rapid9534]

Dude was gone💀

[@nigeltufnel6397]

Dupree is living life the hard way. I love how he continues to break the law and is annoyed at the cops for enforcing it.

[@QuantumMuch]

Facts

[@gbr2631]

nah bruh im chillin

[@JohnP538]

Except one night he's going to drive over a hill and run into a combine or a carload of kids.

[@voraciousreader3341]

People who think laws aren’t made for them aren’t just living life the hard way....they truly think they’re better, smarter, and are so important that they can ignore whatever laws they want to. This is truly delusional thinking, and bc there aren’t enough officers to catch him whenever he ignores laws, which I’m sure happens multiple times every day, this delusional attitude is continually reinforced. So when he finally gets caught, he treats the people who catch him as though they’re woefully inferior beings who have no right to even ask his name. When he falsely accused the officer of being horribly disrespectful about his father’s death, he was at first going for pity as a way to lessen his charges, but then realized he could resume his “top dog” position over the officer by repeating this false accusation several times and refusing to take the man’s apology. SAF jerk.

[@Truthbomb918]

Heart disease and diabetes will end up hopefully

[@feefs2139]

He should sit in prison for 5 years honestly. 6 dui's is a complete joke and no regard for human life.

[@adebisi2653]

Any adult that doesnt have a ID readily available in a cops eyes is sketchy

[@AintTlkBouGlokAintTlkBouNun]

That’s very true. More people do need to start to recognize that.. not because it’s morally, ethically, or even legally wrong to not have your license or identification on your person, but because it is much safer and smarter to keep your identification on you. Helps you with your credibility and your case!

[@skankhunt3624]

The dude had an ID right in his pocket the whole time.

[@hawk4813]

While driving, I hope you mean.

[@JamesWatheist]

I mean we see almost every day in these body cam videos people who are doing anything wrong they just don't have their ID on them and they're able to give their information the officers able to look it up and everything is okay. You can consider it shady or however you want to consider it at the very concept of a free person being required to carry something that the government sells to you. It's required if you're driving, otherwise no.

[@tt-ln4mc]

and with good reason. Unless you genuinely forgot your wallet at home, chances are those with no ID don't want to be identified for reason of warrants or suspects in a crime. Literally no other reason to not carry ID.

[@dyn0spectrum]

Pro tip: 95% of a field sobriety test is following instructions.

[@adebisi2653]

Fact

[@nigeltufnel6397]

🤣 pro tip! Fucking awesome

[@MsNoPixel]

Pro tip? More like fucking obvious.

[@i.r.4378]

A lot of concentration and frontal brain stuff so yeay good luck to people with brain damage or bad attention deficits. Not to mention the speed of new information or the way some cops give instructions, pressure and the presence random sounds and flashing lights 😅

[@okeesmokee6658]

I was pulled over in Austin for driving without headlights - just picked up a rental car and thought they were on automatic. Officer was really nice, but was concerned that I had been drinking. I actually don't drink, but he wanted to conduct a field sobriety test. I apologized for not pulling over in a safe spot (is there a good spot on I-35) and asked if we could move down the road a bit to a safer spot for our safety. I guess I showed situational awareness and compliance because he said I could go. I turned on my lights and drove off. I have never done a field sobriety test and was actually curious as to how long it would take before I could go.

[@sandra2631]

"IT'S going to ruin my life". No dude, YOU are ruining your life.

[@smokey04200420]

The part that really rubbed me the wrong way is that the cop apologized for saying something he may not have said and the drunk guy kept acting insulted.

[@ZacBLive]

That’s a typical addict. He’ll find anything possible to latch on to and obsess over. Making him feel like he’s in the right.

[@MagentaBell]

Yeah he knew he was lying but he was hoping he could guilt or shame to cop into going easy on him or at least just make him feel bad as a way of being petty and getting back at him. Total P.O.S.

[@smokey04200420]

@@MagentaBell I agree.

[@caseylayton4898]

​@@ZacBLivethis is so true and it's soooo exhausting when they keep pounding the driven nail about it. And as if it cancels out every bad thing they've ever done.

[@nip9898]

I'll be honest, i thought I heard the cop say "nice". Even playing it back it sounds like that. I don't think the cop meant to say it either way but I was caught off guard by the officers response too

[@christina5kids16grands]

He's just a jerk. This officer was SO nice. WAY nicer than he had to be.

[@RodrigoPerez-sd1zi]

I know he lied a lot lol

[@nicklannister2063]

How was the officer nice? Lol

[@hawk_flawk]

@@nicklannister2063 the officer didn’t have to be half as patient or courteous as he was in the situation

[@nicklannister2063]

@@hawk_flawk are giving cops kudos for not being psychos nowadays?

[@christina5kids16grands]

With some of you guys, police will never get an oz of credit 🙄

[@georgej973]

“You said nice” “that ain’t cool”. Coming from the guy drinking and driving putting lives at risk. Clown🤡

[@chrism4173]

The whole last 3 minutes about him saying "nice" had me crying 😂

[@lisao7600]

He didn't even say "nice" either.

[@DianaBamaRN]

Cop said what he thought he said, “really?”. Lying drunk. Wrong about everything single issue on this night!

[@JenCouture716]

I heard “really?!” And then a quiet nice

[@Okijuben]

Yeah I despise this level of passive aggressive gaslighting BS. I wouldn't be surprised if he uses that technique on his 'loved' ones, the way he so casually threw that one out to a cop.

[@layanniehaydon-mayer8820]

This police officer is so polite! What a lovey guy.

[@derpygirl995]

i love this channel because all of the cops are so polite and patient in all of the videos!

[@cowboyx9380]

@@derpygirl995 Its almost like most cops are good and the blm narrative is complete garbage….

[@samb6099]

@@cowboyx9380 you do realize this KZbin channel is all La Crosse PD. They probably are a very good police department. Doesn’t mean all are

[@cowboyx9380]

@@samb6099 Most are…matter of fact 90% of police depts in America are less then 100 officers, and 80% are less then 25 officers, most of them are good folk, but its those massive “Big City” depts that have some terrible cops that paint the whole group.

[@samb6099]

@@cowboyx9380 I agree with you on that point. One thing to add however, it’s a little concerning that some small town police departments are corrupt as well. But that’s a whole other story

[@airsoftuniversity]

"W, H, Y, N, Z - now I ... forget my ABCs ..." 🎵

[@aktnilabrado7399]

Poor dude tried every trick in the book to guilt trip the officer into submission 😂

[@anonymouslee2083]

I also don't understand why a man who has been convicted of drunk driving five times is not in jail!

[@honeybunch5765]

Or in rehab.

[@emilyk6166]

Right? Clearly he has no self control or desire to stop drinking and it’s a cycle of offenses and releases until he kills himself or god forbid, someone else. Him being free puts society in danger. My friend was killed a few weeks before graduating high school by a drunk driver on his TENTH offense. If states had mandatory incarcerations after a certain number of offenses she would still be here.

[@eduagonzalez]

He was out on bond remember ?

[@anonymouslee2083]

@Tyler I think it should be a three strikes you’re out. I think a fine and a one year license suspension followed by a lifetime of having the breathalyzer lock on the car for the first offense, year in prison and 10 year license suspension on the second offense, 5 years in jail and lifetime license suspension on the third offense. It should also result in prohibition from possession of firearms. Someone who would use one dangerous machine drunk would use another dangerous machine drunk.

[@voraciousreader3341]

THIS IS WISCONSIN, the state that supplied the country with beer from the mid-1800s until prohibition, and still produces Miller beer, and now Coors and Leinenkugel’s, as well. Believe it or not, a first drunk driving offense in my fair state is a _MISDEMEANOR,_ despite decades of efforts by MADD and other groups to clean up our laws. We were one of the last states with the legal drinking age of 18, and the legislature finally had to give in bc of intense pressure from insurance companies, bc underage kids from every surrounding state flocked to Wisconsin bars every weekend to get drunk and got killed on the way home. I grew up in the county with more bars per capita than any county in the US. I dk if that’s still true, but it certainly was up until around 1985 or so, when I moved and stopped paying attention. At my high school, there were student deaths from drunk driving every single year....six of my drunk classmates died horrifically when they were out barhopping in the county and either tried to race a freight train to a crossing, or the driver didn’t see the train bc the setting sun was in her eyes. At any rate, they were all decapitated. And the populace was apparently ready to put up with these tragedies then, and they still are. So now you know! History lesson concluded, lol!

[@Cannabidragon]

How can he blame the cop and say that hes ruining his life when he is the one that chose to drink and drive?!? People always want to get mad and try to blame the officers like it's their fault that they got caught doing wrong. It's not the officer's fault that you chose to break the law. Take your licks like a man dude!!

[@byah160]

Because no one has personal accountability and the cops are always at fault. You never hear someone get a speeding ticket and go “damn I got a speeding ticket because I was going 70 in a 45”. It’s always “fucking pigs couldn’t cut me a break”

[@douggaijin]

NO. The officer is not ruining YOUR life, he is preventing you from ruining other people’s lives by potentially killing or maiming other drivers.

[@cygnustsp]

@UCpYX8Rh47aDJB-4nsUOsqyg incredibly 95% of the time I've been pulled over I got a warning and let go.. because I didn't act like an entitled bitch, and I hadn't been driving while drinking. Not entirely true, once I got pulled over cause I'd just bought the car and its windows were dark, cop pulled me over at 3am for it. Told him I was driving my buddies home, who were both practically passed out. I asked him for the tool to measure the tint, it came back way illegal so I promised him I'd have it removed and he said ok have a good night. The other time I blew through a stop sign and cop was right there. I asked to take the breathalyzer and blew a .08 twice. Cop respected that and let me go straight home (lived in a trailer park at the time and hadn't made it out of the property) and told me to plead guilty to the stop sign, I said yes sir, and did just that. Taking responsibility goes a long way I think. I haven't driven after drinking in 15 years now and not ever going to again because I'm quite sure I'm lucky I never killed anybody. 30 years ago I'm driving home 6 or so miles and I'm seeing double at 3:30am. Cop sees me alone on the road, did a U turn and follows me for 2 miles. In a way I kind of wish I'd been pulled over but he gave up. Young asshole me thought I won a battle but I deserved a lesson.

[@jaredblanke2168]

Personal responsibility is for losers. It’s 2021, everybody is being victimized, at all times. Always. lol

[@Verticalii]

@@jaredblanke2168 You got that right. All you have to do to get what you want is be offended nowadays

[@RyanFloom]

"Do the ABCs starting at D and going until S" "Do the what?" "The ABCs" "Like the ABCs?" ["Those are the ones] start at D and stop at S" "... T U V, W H, Y & Z" 😂 😂 😂

[@TJ-bn2cn]

If I ever get pulled over by an officer, I hope he’s just as respectful and calm as this wonderful officer.

[@Gameboy-Unboxings]

Careful now, don't swallow the boot.

[@doctorvannostrand]

They seldom are.

[@luisdomenech539]

If they're wearing a bodycam and have it turned on, it's in their best interest to act in a professional way. If not, well, just hope that the officer is not having a bad day. Cops deal with entitled morons all day long so chances are the cop will be in a rotten mood.

[@qalba3016]

In general I myself have experienced dealing with police during my studies in USA in the 90’s , every time I got pulled over I was treated with respect, and I wish the world police can learn something from the US law enforcements , it was really an interesting experience to me that will always remember very well, I actually there learned to respect speed limits especially after a big car accident I experienced Cheers USA 🍷

[@Tupadre8976]

@@Gameboy-Unboxings what all blm lovers say

[@notmyrealname1999]

I love when these guys panic and start listing their medical history "I got a torn ACL and a bum leg, my balls hurt from my vasectomy 2 years ago and my asthma is too bad to do a breathalyzer"

[@Gustav-uv3vg]

I had neck surgery 20 years ago, I got a ingrown toenail on my right foot, I have dermatitis on my left arm, I got a hang nail on my index finger. The fake lists never end.

[@Mathias-jr2df]

I stubbed my toe this morning. Went to the dentist 2 months ago. I just accidentally swallowed a,bug.

[@sinkvenice857]

Right?? He even had an inhaler in his pocket. Just use that and you’ll be fine to blow into the breathalyser.

[@miamaccdoll951]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@DaedalusYoung]

"I had a vasectomy, and a hysterectomy, an appendectomy, you name it, I had it."

[@mattsupertramp6506]

As a wise man once said, don't break the law while breaking the law

[@Deifiedidols]

Thanks wise man

[@mattier.9095]

Ha ha! Very true.

[@thecowboy8474]

My buddies and I always say don't commit more than one felony at a time.

[@nickcancelliere5638]

Word

[@syn8666]

I like that. 👍

[@GrubbJunker]

I can't believe the officer was harassing this fine young man with dry mouth, injuries, bad lungs, asthma, hemorrhoids, scurvy and the black plague.

[@ThePolypam]

Not to mention that polio left him crippled.

[@mmenace2sobrietyy]

not to mention the ACL surgery from 2yrs ago! 🙄🤣 (that he originally claimed he never got bc it was, “too expensive”, but then changed the story to, “it’s been 2yrs since the surgery.”

[@vince8005]

Dont forget the twitchy eye lids, flimsy fingers, and numb lips on this scallywag

[@panokio2620]

Don’t forget a vasectomy !

[@Tattedlady60]

​@@mmenace2sobrietyyI thought he got snipped 2 years ago??

[@ayronsmama05]

Whew, he got a vasectomy, the world is a wee bit better, lol!

[@cygnustsp]

Lol I definitely felt that way when I got mine

[@TheAurelianProject]

Unless he got it after already having children

[@p.sherman3158]

“When did you have your surgery?” “Two years ago”. I literally LOL’d.

[@calebb231]

"I used to fight." "I get punched in the head for a living." - Every guy ever lying about MMA

[@mpkp2011]

literal loser mentality lmfao. A fighter is focused on DOING the punching, this guy is so delusional.

[@trevorpence1062]

Yeah he gets punched every time he takes a line to the dome of whatever drugs he does.

[@Diamond-ld5hz]

must have gone instantly broke if he did that for a living

[@versacetudo9243]

@@mpkp2011 this is the type of response from someone who has obviously never put on any type of gloves lol. Maybe karate? 😂

[@versacetudo9243]

Not saying he did or didn’t. But you don’t need to be jealous if he did. The insecurity is seeping out of you and this post. Pussi

[@peterblum5349]

Question: How do you get 6 DUIs by that age and not be in prison? Actual danger to society. Answer: Live in Wisconsin. As a Wisconsinite, I find it sickening.

[@zippymacadoo6336]

It is pretty shocking.

[@savjakob7838]

He definitely didn't say nice. This guy is drunk driving with no licence or registration. The cop has been wayyy nicer than he could of been.

[@ashtonmulvany5190]

oooooo is good to

[@mars4697]

This cop is very respectful and doing his job. Not once did I hear him belittle, shame, or have a power trip with the driver.

[@bigmeech8715]

Imagine this duded passed the Field sobriety test and the officers says “well man you passed all my test but your still going to jail cause I have warranty for your arrest…” lol

[@NR-gp2il]

that what it sounded like in the beginning

[@marleinasmom]

Yes but is it the extended warranty?

[@monsieurbreakyourpc]

Sir your arrest warranty has expired

[@MALLETPROBONO]

@@marleinasmom 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jodiforeman3314]

To be honest I think a big problem is our justice system the fact people have multiple DUI’s and not enough consequences, puts them Back on the road to get behind a wheel drunk. I just saw a man who got his 9th DUI and killed a woman while he spent the rest of his life in jail. The worst part he killed somebody on his 4 or 5th DUI but got no consequences. I’m Not saying bad people don’t have to be accountable, but so does our justice system for dealing with DUI’s as if they are not a problem

[@Rasmorak]

There's a lot of misnomers about DUI arrests. The overwhelming majority are people who haven't really had enough to drink to even be buzzed, but did something like rolled through a stop sign. Where I live, every single traffic stop they will ask you "how much have you had to drink" and the answer is irrelevant. They'll demand you do the FST, and if you refuse, you still have to do the chemical test, even though you were stopped because your tail light was out. One sip of alcohol will show up on any chemical test, and then technically you are "drunk driving". I even know a man who was convicted of DUI for mowing his lawn, on his own gated property, just because he had a few beers at lunch an hour prior. Cops overwhelmingly arrest people on weird technicalities because law enforcement is a business, not a public service.

[@switzerlandful]

People caught driving impaired don't realize that when police catch them, its actually a mercy they were stopped before they hurt themselves or another. They're obviously not thinking of others, but they're also not thinking of what it'd be paralyzed or live in pain for the rest of your life due to your own stupidity and irresponsibility. Honestly, by the 2nd DUI, people should NEVER be allowed to drive again. Actually, I think one should be enough. Perhaps install breathalyzers on all cars? I dunno.

[@stimuliRPG]

Don't believe it for a second

[@DannyTh3Donkey]

I saw that too, it’s sad af

[@hurricanekitty6736]

NINE TIMES?!?!?! A single person got caught 9 times??? Do you know the chances of getting pulled over when you’re drinking & driving are?? 1 in 3,000!!!! How often was this person drinking & driving to have been the 1 in 3,000 NINE SEPARATE TIMES??? Does he ever drive sober?!?!

[@kerrib2568]

“q r s t u v w H y and z” 😂 nailed it.

[@MiBzAn]

Especially when the cop asked for only the letters H to S... smh lol

[@blazeandcyrus]

but he kicked ass in the number count thing, I was shocked lol

[@kerrib2568]

@@blazeandcyrus true! I can’t even do that sober. Lol. Remember the # to stop at.

[@cygnustsp]

That was sad

[@jamesvpryor]

Right…? I need to go back to school so learn about that new “H”. 🤡

[@felipetejeda7545]

Man this cop is very professional. Treating these people like human beings, everyone makes mistakes and this is inexcusable behavior. But we’re all human.

[@markmusgrave5091]

A person should not be able to get 6 DUIs in less than 20 years because of the intermittent prison sentences.

[@Caseytify]

Now that's what I call a career criminal. Sixth DUI? He should see some prison time.

[@timory3105]

Cop: “Can you walk a straight line?” Guy: “No, I have an ACL issue I can’t afford the surgery for. Also, I had a vasectomy surgery I paid for.”

[@pimaggot]

At least he has his priorities straight lol 😆

[@dankeyes292]

we are thankful he got neutered over his knee surgery.

[@pimaggot]

@@dankeyes292 😆🤣

[@Scruit]

Doesn't surprise me. I have had both. Vasectomy was $1k and ACL was $95k.

[@murderparker7968]

My insurance covered all my vasectomy except for $300. My understanding is that almost all insurance companies do.

[@Whig-Splitter-11Bravo]

He's definitely indulged in a ton of MMA.. MMA = My Mom's Alfredo

[@sparrow-does-stuff]

Im dead

[@zukosmom3780]

I’m dying 😂😂😂

[@Beautiful_Mess]

Damn. Alfredo sounds so good right now! 😂

[@MeddlerGhost]

Absolutely hilarious!

[@brandthalseth5855]

lol when he said he was a pro fighter I laughed out loud

[@etiennebreaux8623]

That had to be the nicest cop out there.

[@entertainme7523]

Wisconsin

[@brucesalzwedel2323]

I believe that a lot of the vids on this channel are from Wisconsin Police and Sheriff's Departments! I am from Wiscosin.

[@sdiofjsoidjf]

That officer was awesome... need more lighthearted cops like him. The one time I've been pulled over for registration the cop and I ended up having just a normal talk.

[@19thratytt]

Bc if you aren’t a degenerate you’re just helping him pass the shift along

[@Michael_Beanflip]

When a cop tells you to "hang tight" that means your going to jail

[@ragnarocking]

I have no license/ID/registration/insurance - I should give this cop attitude.

[@noahj.1232]

This excellent strategy has saved me from 11 DUIs, and that’s just in the state of Arkansas! Be sure to obnoxiously and repeatedly ask for the Sgt. too

[@lalotz]

@@noahj.1232 you're a doofus and deserve to be in jail

[@gilbertomanuelquinteromena4547]

@@noahj.1232 Hahaha

[@crystalstiltner7951]

He didn’t say nice….. I played it back. He’s just trying to make him feel bad.

[@dr.loomis4221]

What does he say right after "really?" then?

[@SirHorned19]

@@dr.loomis4221 Possibly "Yikes".

[@LvlUpLucas]

As a Canadian it always amazes me how much people from Wisconsin sound like they’re from Canada. They’re our long lost cousins!

[@justforever96]

It is not a surprise, the only thing separating them is an "imaginary line". What exactly do you think makes "Americans" different from "Canadians" living in almost exactly the same area? Although what does a Canadian sound like? Does a Newfie sound like someone from Ontario? Does a Quebecois sound the same as a Albertan? Regions have accents, and Wisconsin is the same region as south central Canada, basically. Vermonters have some similar speech patterns with Eastern Canadians, and Vermont has its own "Yankee" accent, but one which most people couldn't tell apart from New Hampshire or Maine rural folk. Of course it is dying out everywhere now. The only reason Canadians don't sound more similar in Quebec is that Quebec already has a very distinct and unique language and culture, so they don't overlap as easily.

[@LvlUpLucas]

@@justforever96 it was a joke but thanks for educating me.

[@itzsaccoo]

@@justforever96 Canadians say “sowwy" instead of sorry. Lol

[@Alexander-gt4rc]

@@itzsaccoo I've lived in Canada my whole life and have never heard anyone say that who didn't have a speech impediment.

[@itzsaccoo]

@@Alexander-gt4rc you are capping.

[@Ak-47ram]

The amount of bs that came out of his mouth is unbelievable. He had a dumb excuse for every test he failed. What a coincidence.

[@BrutallyHonest-]

That guy is subtly hostile AF.

[@TheSuperQuail]

He knows he's screwed and there's nobody to blame but himself

[@TN-wo1yy]

@@TheSuperQuail In his small mind it's everybody else fault. 🤦‍♂️🥴

[@skankhunt3624]

@@TN-wo1yy way to presume.

[@paulmanson253]

One classic pattern of alcoholics is to have a barely concealed contempt for just about everybody around them. Rather than blame himself for pulling multiple dumb stunts. I knew a guy who was work hard play hard. He bought a 4 by 4 and drove home by way of a power line cut. Not on a public road. If you really want something,there may very well be a plan B.

[@entertainme7523]

not really

[@vizzini2510]

It's really disgusting that they would allow this guy to have 5 DUIs and still be out in public. How many chances does he get to murder innocent victims?

[@gingerhead666]

"What seems to be the officer problem" Randy Marsh

[@glasstuna]

I thought this was America!

[@WhoWantsToKnow81]

I swear to drunk I'm not God

[@lisaa7011]

My mouth being dry make me look stupid… yeah, that’s not it.

[@closinginonclosure]

"Zero beers"? C'mon guy. Everybody knows the correct answer is 2 beers 🍻

[@closinginonclosure]

@alca1992 It was a joke. 98% of the DUI videos I've seen, they say 2 beers.

[@melissaz1471]

@@closinginonclosure haha so true 😂

[@entertainme7523]

_if you're not lieing you're not trying_

[@Chris_at_Home]

If you say two beers after you getting pulled over for a traffic infraction many states can charge you with impairment.

[@SumAnonymousAcapella]

No bro its i had 1 beer hours ago.

[@siximpossiblethings6388]

Well, one thing he did tell the truth about is that the woman in the truck is an angel. Nobody less would put up with this idiot.

[@FirstLast-db1uf]

Stupid is as stupid does

[@Mike__B]

When will people learn, answer: never, that when your license is revoked you're no longer allowed to drive a car. Take a taxi, uber, or bus but you have lost the freedom of driving where you want.

[@Ronins5thElement]

@@4C1DF13ND and it should be a MUCH higher and harder to obtain privilege! Driving tests should be 10 times harder. But alas we live in a greedy ass society. More people on the roads means more money for the states/insurance/car manufacturers/used cars/police tickets/etc etc. Even some $$ for the ambulance paramedics and road clean up when you wreck and get hurt, or unfortunately die. Its all about $$$$$$$$

[@Mike__B]

@@4C1DF13ND I think you're confusing the term "freedom" with "right" which is not what I'm doing at all. Much like every teenager who gets their license being able to go wherever they want, whenever they want (unless Mom & Dad say no) is most definitely a type of freedom.

[@lightbulb1982]

@Mike B "you're no longer allowed to drive a car, take a taxi, uber, or bus"???

[@lightbulb1982]

@@Ronins5thElement I'm surprised you kids drive even now! I started driving waaaaayyyyy before I got my drivers license.......

[@cpcheater1011]

revoked and expired are two totally different systems, when your drivers license gets revoked you can't drive, but you still can take public transportation services such as taxis, buses, etc. as long as you are not behind the wheel of ANY motorized vehicle, you might want to edit your comment given the comments above mine, like one said, driving is a privilege and can be taken away when said privilege abused

[@jayw6790]

He definitely did not say "nice" when the guy was talking about how his father died.

[@basedusa3703]

I love how he was getting cuffed and the cops like, “ you also have a warrant “ like bro 😂

[@cvxcvgg]

Yeah, it’s probably safer to bring that up after you’ve cuffed somebody.

[@ckuehncnwhsyt]

@@cvxcvgg Yep. In fact, most dispatchers, after discovering a warrant for a detainee, will ask the cop, "10-61?" (can the subject hear the radio?) before giving out that info.

[@Aety9]

"Let me just pay the ticket or something this is gonna ruin my life" No that's all on you man. Don't drink and drive and you won't get a DUI. It's really just that easy.

[@Brianlikescars]

I mean… kinda? Unfortunately you can still get arrested under suspicion, and then a whole bunch of other crap can happen. They’ll suspend your license for refusing a breathalyzer, even though that’s what you should do, etc etc. Just the suspicion of it is a couple grand of lawyer fees. Which for many people can be life ruining. But overall, refuse, be respectful about it, they will tow your car, and you’ll be fine… if you’re sober. Ask for your lawyer. If they get a warrant, comply. Don’t be rude and escalate shit. Also don’t be a dick and drive drunk. Signed, someone who got confused about a one-way street that was flipped during construction… on St Patrick’s day. 😂 Context: Parking lot angled to the right on exit, street normally was a one way that direction. Small town two lane road. Construction was going on so it was flipped temporarily. Did what the parking lot told me. 😂 Womp womp.

[@spaghetti9845]

no it isn't. I got arrested for dui while I was asleep a month ago.

[@Brianlikescars]

@@spaghetti9845 under suspicion is not the same as an active arrest

[@spaghetti9845]

@@Brianlikescars did you even read what I said?

[@Brianlikescars]

@@spaghetti9845 if you were drunk, asleep, behind the wheel, sorry bro you’re boned. The only reason you DIDNT get a moving DUI and got a non-moving is because you were SO FUCKED, you fell asleep. That’s the truth of this. Stop blaming other people. You were the catalyst here.

[@whyyoutrippindeebo3514]

This brings back memories for me. I got pulled over twice for a DWI and both times I failed the sobriety test. I’m glad I dont drink anymore because that was an experience I’ll never forget. FYI If an officer gives you this test, they already know you’re too intoxicated.

[@TheMortalkombat2007]

Nope. I was given a sobriety test after failing to signal to him, despite I was sober...I did not drink or take any drugs at all that night. He thankfully did not take in despite he claimed I failed his tests. You can still "fail" sobriety tests even while sober.

[@whyyoutrippindeebo3514]

@@TheMortalkombat2007 I agree. Because right now sober af I still can’t walk heel to toe 😆

[@scottmcburney8938]

In 84, after pounding a few imports after work, I got pulled over on my dirt bike by a rookie county sheriff for a mechanical violation. He ran me through the tests and I passed them all. But he wouldn't kick me loose, cause he could smell it. So he called the highway patrol to and they sent over a crack dui expert, I again passed his tests and he cut me loose. If they would of had a breathalyzer, I woulda been toast. 4 years later I quit drinking, 34 years ago.

[@d-baer4161]

I passed when they did the eye test on me and said I was all good to go. It really was only 2 drinks tho lol

[@hanksadventures4132]

I fail them every single time. I have had multiple TBIs (fail the stigmus test as my eyes are shaky constantly), 2 surgeries on my knee and 1 on my hip, 2 surgeries on my back, and nerve damage in my right arm due to 3 surgeries. I have had multiple blood draws due to this as they dont want to listen to me, and my veterans ID is not good enough to justify to them WHY i have so many injuries.

[@froglady1169]

If the lic and reg are suspended they have no insurance 😂😂😂😂

[@roseyb]

Period

[@kianna270]

" when did you have this surgery?" "two years ago" lmao this guy....hes trying everything

[@lIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI]

trying everything and denying everything is the smartest thing to do, he shouldn't have taken the field sobriety test though on second thought, the best thing to do is to evoke your right to remain silent

[@samspade7360]

Kudos to the officer for keeping the conversation light.

[@billding7073]

Looks like this guy's completely full of beer and full of himself. No license, no registration, no insurance. no common sense and his mommy thinks he's special.

[@andrewsteinberg8891]

Dude is obese too. He a big guy drinking and driving but not when police come, he needs mommy.

[@LostCanuck192]

At this point, I firmly believe you need a DUI to graduate high school in Wisconsin

[@joshuakemp9112]

You know you have a problem if one of your tickets is already for tampering with a DUI ignition device.

[@sharkfinthesharkiroo7856]

even when he kept going past where he was supposed to stop he STILL got them wrong *W H Y Z*

[@Uncouth]

W H Y N Z even xD

[@JimNasium71]

I was wondering if anyone else heard that lol! I had to listen twice because I couldn't believe he said that... Too funny!

[@justislugga]

6TH OFFENSE LOL DON'T EVER LET HIM OUT

[@Marktk72]

He's on record since 1986 when he turned 18. He wouldn't blow so they got a warrant to get blood. Some people just don't get that they lost. What a gem.