Drunk Man Causes 4-Vehicle Accident Then Goes Nuts

[@richkeylor787]

When Andre woke up in jail in the morning, he realized that the shit did indeed happen.

[@1stltwife]

Hysterical!!

[@DiegoBotello]

THAT SHIT CANnot HAPPEN BRO

[@jacksawyer1975]

@@DiegoBotello bro.

[@Greentunic84]

Lol

[@sdean4816]

Much to his dismay I might add.

[@CrackerCarl]

The cops are at fault here. The man clearly stated that "that shit can not happen bro", yet the shit kept happening.

[@scottyfox6376]

The bro defense should have worked here if not the I gotta fart clause, im perplexed tbh..

[@SumAnonymousAcapella]

He seemed like such a fine young man... On his way to a feed the children ceremony ....

[@Ryotsu2112]

It’s like they have the power to warp the laws of reality. But it’s ok, bro. He respects them and simultaneously wanted them to fuck off.

[@jvee05]

Hahahaha I got so sick of hearing the word bro

[@debbieleerepscher2549]

If I had a dollar for ever time he said BRO !!!!!

[@eduardolpz386]

At the trial, Andre's attorney said: "Members of the jury, that shit can not happen, bro".

[@charminxtra226]

His attorney went on to declare, "He had to fart" and that "his mom was fuckin pissed bros" and that they "didn't understand" in an apparent attempt to elicit sympathy for his client.

[@lth7023]

😄😀😆🤣

[@algray8389]

Rumor has it, he represented himself. He took a 2 hour correspondence course. How funny was this guy? He must have been so lit. He was in handcuffs for 5 minutes. Hey man, you have me in handcuffs?

[@BigBurden]

tbh, I’d acquit

[@shawnenglish9815]

I laughed so hard at this I almost fell off my bed

[@matthewlawrence6750]

This man went through all the phases of being drunk in 5 minutes, confusion, anger, my mom's going to be pissed, hate of cops, then........ "I love you guys" which is of course the final stage before black out.

[@jan70007]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JenniferDickens]

Pure poetry

[@cristiaolson7327]

Lol, I rarely drink, and almost never let myself get drunk, cuz I skip the whole rest of the process and proceed directly to the "I love you bro" stage and start hugging everyone and telling them what great friends they are. 😂 Then I move to the ultimate phase where I really want tacos. Tacos are the ultimate drunk stage.

[@friedenstone9779]

100% this is the guy nobody invites out to go drinking but he just shows up anyway.

[@RuthRader]

With or without his mother.

[@louietattaglia4664]

He/she/they*

[@friedenstone9779]

@@RuthRader probably with, but then leaves without her.

[@hollywoodsfinest399]

I knew one guy like that. Turns out, he was an alcoholic and a Meth addict.

[@zander7671]

Just one!?!

[@WQQKIE]

I took a shot every time he said “That shit cannot happen, bro” Now I’m drunk and that shit cannot happen, bro!

[@disbelief3911]

Are you still with us?

[@WQQKIE]

@@disbelief3911 that shit cannot happen bro!

[@active.7universal]

@@WQQKIE I farted everytime you took a shot then I sharted and then realized shit happens

[@hanslanda8303]

It has come full circle. You are now Andre 😳

[@kymaugustin8114]

Underrated comment bro😂😂😂

[@JoeR203]

Andre: "Mom, I crashed your car bro." Mom: "That shit cannot happen!"

[@italiankidd]

!

[@BuyingPhillyBurbs]

☠️ bahaha well played

[@Mrfailstandstil]

Lmfao hahahaha 💀💀💀💀💀

[@stroNg2thaBoNe2thaMax]

Lmao 🤣😂

[@Mrfailstandstil]

I see you, I see you, sheeeeesh!

[@TheSonofhatchet]

“Look, I love you guys, but there’s a certain point where you gotta get off of me” Weirdly coherent compared to the rest

[@tessabrown5350]

I love it

[@antpaste]

7:16

[@LexVic2390]

😂😂😂

[@kigikat]

he had a gay awakening

[@posysdogovych2065]

Judge: You've been charged with driving while intoxicated and causing a 4-car accident. Andre: That shit cannot happen, bro. Judge: Shrewd defense indeed. Case dismissed.

[@mattpaulson4203]

sad part that's the way the court system works where this happened

[@alanrobinson4318]

The "Evil Twin" defense.

[@turkey4957]

No it doesn’t Matt but good try trying to find a way to politically complain on every subject

[@Kbtoy789]

Had to be more than just drunk…

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

All suspects are considered guilty unless that shit cannot happen in a court of law.

[@briansalce2808]

"I GOTTA FART" i'd have died if one of the cops responded with "that shit cannot happen bro"

[@Listrynne]

Yeah. We need @Donut Operator to weigh in on this. Everyone in La Crosse needs to crap, now they need to fart too.

[@kitsunelee007]

That would've been golden

[@uncledoctor6920]

I always wonder what the protocol for officers engaging in banter with a perp is.

[@Listrynne]

@@uncledoctor6920 It depends on the banter. It can be used to relax a suspect and build rapport for interrogation purposes. But when it's used as malicious gossip against another person it should be shut down HARD. In this case it might help calm the guy down, but I think he was too altered for it to really be effective.

[@uncledoctor6920]

@@Listrynne agree on both counts, Andre was so out of his gourd I doubt he even remembered his own name.

[@RowdyLowdy]

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this shit literally cannot happen. His mom is going to be pissed. I have nothing further.”

[@megladon6]

Your honor we request a 15 minutes recess. He’s gotta fart bro.

[@MagesseT1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ar0118]

Lmao 🤣 a drunk kangaroo got convicted in a kangaroo court

[@nicksttrs]

You forgot the Bro at the end of that quote

[@rserton]

Bro.

[@sumofitsparts1824]

New rule: Anyone who says “bro” more than 10 times in a conversation must immediately be sent to jail for violating the “annoyance” law.

[@b12deficient24]

Seems like a fine young man who knows what can and cannot happen.

[@timprescott4634]

Imagine how much his world view was upended when he finally realized “that shit” can, indeed, HAPPEN!

[@myname5731]

@B12 Deficient 😂🤣Good One😂🤣

[@sweatergod5386]

Lmao

[@ms.lolitagore5822]

😄😄😄

[@harambememorialpage]

Pffft!

[@Zakatak360]

What's worse is not Mom's car being destroyed, but the fact that Mom has to deal with him saying "bro" every 7 seconds for the rest of her life.

[@coolkid9967]

Was it really worth it to ban abortion? If “all life is valuable” explain this goddamned idiot..

[@loneranger9485]

Momz should've thought twice about having a BRO so young .

[@harrisond8132]

Mom when she saw her car... this shit ain't happening bro.

[@alicelatouche3130]

We had to stop taking calls from our nephew who said "dude" every other word!

[@coolkid9967]

@@alicelatouche3130 this Made me laugh, I hope he’s ona better Path now

[@avproductions5184]

You can almost hear Morgan Freeman responding, “But that shit was indeed happening.”

[@EdDogg83]

lmao xD

[@torgejh9189]

I am dying 😂😂

[@Alikatt9]

LMAO good one.

[@VideoGamer945]

I laughed audibly

[@Summerlove0763]

😂

[@shinakomarston5615]

When he said, you got me in hand cuffs?? After being in them for ten minutes on the ground already I died😂

[@atkravitz]

The beer advertising while trying to arrest a drunk driver is classic.

[@8xrry]

This whole video was an advertisement. Lmao

[@ShanesSquirrelShack]

It’s very Wisconsin

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

G. Heileman Brewing Company right there in La Crosse. They also owned La Croix canned sparkling water.

[@MADmosche]

“I gotta fart, that’s all I’m sayin”

[@HaydenCarroll]

Only the best

[@TheBattleRabbit860]

Words of wisdom from someone who is truly a scholar among men: "That shit cannot happen bro!" "My mom is going to be pissed dog!" "I gotta fart!"

[@funx24X7]

Honorable mention: “I’m gonna kick your officer in the face bro” (moments before attempting to kick an officer in the face)

[@TheBattleRabbit860]

@@funx24X7 Socrates doesn't have shit on this man.

[@michaeltodd4848]

@@TheBattleRabbit860 lol

[@krysarak]

The exact quote is: "I gotta fart, that's what I'm saying!"

[@j76148]

“Do you got me in handcuffs?”

[@Boyso5407]

This guy is the perfect example of why I hate being around drunk people.

[@Thegoldenchild415]

All drunks are different.

[@cozibeez]

I had an ex who got like this after a few drinks, ruined my whole perception of drinking I won’t even touch it now.

[@isaned]

Yeah, that shot can't happen, bro.

[@saphiregood2550]

Im typically a happy drunk, but i wouldnt wanna be around drunk me either 🤣🤣

[@221Prohunter]

If you think this is how drunk people generally act then you hang around the wrong types of people lol

[@Mel-yb3rb]

I watched a few episodes of COPS before I watched a few episodes of Code Blue Cam. It's a different world. The average cop on the beat in La Crosse is someone I would like to know, have lunch with, and welcome into my family. How these officers avoid the ugly snark of Cops when they are dealing with deeply stupid people amazes me. I respect you, officers.

[@r3allyr3agan]

If all cops were like the ones I see on code blue cam public opinion would be a lot different

[@Emmjoans]

The difference is the era. Cops was filmed in the early 2000s when body cams weren’t used and police brutality was rampant I’m glad it’s turned around.

[@johncspine2787]

Because the show Cops is “copaganda,” propaganda to make the public have sympathy for police.

[@JordanCorkins]

@@Emmjoans Police brutality is still very much a problem, its just not the departments that openly accept body cams doing it.

[@goodafternoonworld4456]

Seriously. I've been watching code blue cam for a few weeks now. And I am just amazed at their patience. Also some of these videos crack me up of how childish these grown ups are. I'll just start laughing 😂

[@chrism5732]

The officers were clearly in violation of “Bro” Clause 2200, Section 14 which clearly states “This s*** can’t happen bro.”

[@roadking99jokerst60]

Tell it to the judge.

[@YouHaveAMentalllness]

@@roadking99jokerst60 He will.

[@TamaraInTanzania]

Lmaooooo

[@lynngold1865]

Chris M-😁😊😄😃😉

[@johnmchugh8049]

But he had to fart which immediately nullifies your argument -

[@Ghost_spqr]

"That shit cannot happen bro" *proceeds to do everything to ensure that shit is happening*

[@Marshmallow001p]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@elesjuan]

ah dude was going to jail anyway. It was happening regardless. I'm glad this guy and everyone else involved is okay. I legit haven't laughed this hard at a police video like.... ever? Ever. Andre goes from "FUCK Y'ALL!! Y'ALL AINT SHIT!" to "You guys do a great job by the way..." It's like, his intoxication has bipolar disorder.

[@dondmon96]

@@elesjuan Mental disorders get amplified when you drink or use dope. Never a good thing to see.

[@pauldziejman]

@@dondmon96 so we should just give everyone a pass because of "mental disorders". Come live in NYC for a year and see how you feel about rampant crime and feeling like you need to watch your back all the time.and it's 100% due to shitty liberal policies of letting all the criminals do whatever they want

[@MsTinkerbelle87]

@@elesjuan “I GOTTA FART” Drunks are fun 😆

[@wandery2k]

really wish that every single arrest with a drunk like this would end up with them being forced to watch the cop cams and dash cams start to finish, after they’re sober. With their parents.

[@al-du6lb]

Drunk people are the worst.

[@teaburg]

@What?? Did you ever see 'Canadian man arrested, sings Bohemian Rhapsody'? He posted the video himself as a reminder of how drunk he was that night. A self punishment added on top of whatever the court gave him.

[@Hackanhacker]

@@teaburg lol

[@Ddub1083]

They should get to post this video to all his social accounts. Public shaming. We have the tools to bring the stocks back to publicly humiliate people with their own behavior.

[@al-du6lb]

@@Ddub1083 lol. China does something similar to this. Probably not the worst strategy.

[@FCWW87]

Love how he’s in front of a beer manufacturer, wasted, having to fart, fighting the cops. That’s an epic night, “bro.”

[@CLB___]

F*cking bro

[@mollycanfield1210]

One for the historical records.

[@donovanmurphy6851]

Naw that's a horrible night, someone could have been killed. An epic night is when my sober friend was driving me home in his Corvette and I jumped out of the car to go back to the party and a cop pulled my sober friend over to check his exhaust and see if his car was street legal while I stumbled back to the party. They let my friend go but they didn't even question the drunk dude randomly leaping out of a moving car, they just wanted to check my guys car out.

[@inthedarkanonymous5625]

And his mommy is going to be mad.

[@TheGreenarrow88]

There's something poetic about being arrested for drunkenly causing a car accident under a sign that says "WE DON'T AIM TO MAKE THE MOST BEER, ONLY THE BEST!"

[@fishouttawtr]

BWAHAHAHA...thought I was the only one!

[@bluecollarcanuck]

Andre didn't aim to make that shit happen. It just did. :D

[@Yogscastrocks209]

@@bluecollarcanuck against all odds too, bc that shit cannot happen bro!!

[@leonardodalongisland]

Perfect!

[@sygnetshorts]

Lol right when I read this comment I saw those words on the building hahaha what a coincidence

[@mollycollins498]

Not even 3 minutes in and I have a feeling even if he was sober, I'd hate him.

[@IHateNicolasCage]

What the fuck, Bro? That shit cannot happen.

[@erinchambers9]

@@IHateNicolasCage 😂

[@annanderson7]

His poor mom!

[@eliotzarkofski4041]

Read it as date

[@Zerpersande]

For me, anyone that uses ‘bro’ more than about once a week qualifies.

[@justme1892]

I know that it’s subtle, but those with a trained eye may pick up on the hints and small indications that he may, in fact, be slightly intoxicated.

[@mrjones2721]

Are you sure? Someone who was under the influence would be unaware that that shit cannot happen, bro, whereas this gentleman was completely clear on that point.

[@pbad2642]

See,I knew SOMETHING was off I just couldn't put my finger on it 😂

[@Mineav]

Impossible. That shit cannot happen, bro. Were you not listening?

[@NbSkaz]

LMFAOOOOO

[@robotickidx]

100% he tripping balls

[@jamesdell4546]

The irony that these officers are arresting this man for drunk driving in front of a brewery is truly palpable.

[@zachv2681]

Guy didn’t even make it a block

[@jameswest8280]

@@zachv2681 that's OK, he got a courtesy ride.

[@SmoothBaracuda]

Not really ironic, more like expected...

[@davidwebb2533]

They definitely make the best beer😬🤣

[@K20TypeS]

“Your honor, my client didn’t aim to drink the most beer… only the best. I rest my case.”

[@skootdiggity1301]

I just can't understand why Andre was arrested. 1) He called the officers "bros" dozens of times. Bro etiquette requires letting another bro go 2) He clearly explained to the officers that this $*#t could not happen and that his mom would be pissed 3) After repeated attempts to reason with the officers on a bro level, Andrew put the officers on notice by referring to them as "dogs" 4) As a last resort, he clearly warned them that he was going to have to fart on them, but the officers still did not let him go.

[@infinitybomb53]

Literally bro it’s bro code bro

[@daandemeyer1708]

The fart would have probably the only way to get the officers off him but he didn’t put his money where his mouth was.

[@mofayer]

That is one solid case, I'm sure his bro-ttornies got it from there,

[@bryanrussell6679]

A very astute observation of the bro code etiquette.

[@infinitybomb53]

@@bryanrussell6679 indeed it is bro

[@realrebelli0n]

Must be weird to be drunk out of this world and being held to the ground by police all while listening to your favorite playlist.

[@thehypest6118]

"yeah I love this song"

[@uncledoctor6920]

Probably as close as you can get to an out of body experience without actually dying.

[@realrebelli0n]

@@uncledoctor6920 Haha I guess you're right!

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

I'm going to take a guess and say that alcohol wasn't the only factor here. I can't see how a guy could be this out-of-his-gourd on alcohol while still being able to operate a vehicle. Most people who have reached this level of non-comprehendus on booze are barely able to get IN a car, much less operate one. And they certainly wouldn't have his level of energy.

[@goata8]

(singing the song)... pause... "man fuck you pieces of shit!" I lold

[@he-mememan359]

"Are you hurt?" "My mom's hurt!" "Your mom's in the car?" "My mom's car is hurt!"

[@happy_sad_sleepy]

His confused “WTF!” after that got me 😂

[@whatadollslife]

whats her first name ................................Mom

[@willietaylor1916]

@@happy_sad_sleepy 🤣😂

[@willietaylor1916]

@@whatadollslife 🤣😂

[@Shir2024]

Same I’m so laughing my mom car hurts 😂😂😂

[@Matthew-Anthony]

3:51 "We don't aim to make the most beer...only the best." The irony of a promotion of alcohol in the background during an arrest of a DUI accident.

[@imheem8402]

I thought I was the only one that saw that 😂😂😂

[@alexmalsan1624]

I was literally thinking the same thing while watching. I was like "What are the odds man?"

[@poperaymond431]

Police officer: “Hey man, it’s just property it can be replaced” This guy: _“AAAWUAAAHHHHHHH”_ *That was deep, I felt that.*

[@Mygfisawesone]

This comment has me laughing like a windex bottle

[@ryanvargas4889]

Your doing a great job man!

[@Zahra.y7]

Can not stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂 funniest shiit ever 😂😂😂

[@roadking99jokerst60]

Andre is channeling Sam Kinison.

[@MrVassago89]

I came here to say this, but knew in my heart it had already said.

[@nunceccemortiferiscultu7826]

Andre seems like the kind of drunk to try to fight you, then 2 minutes later he's hanging off your shoulder declaring you his best bro ever.

[@meghanmoore4871]

@@siegedoyle not funny to be an alcoholic bro 💯

[@sandilou2U]

And somehow crash every party despite you telling everybody you do invite to not let Andre know.

[@Comatose1231]

"You got me in handcuffs?" "Yes you're in handcuffs..." "OH SHIT!!!" LOL I lost it

[@Ddub1083]

haha the second Oh shit was a 180 in realization though.

[@joeaardvark9214]

"You've been in handcuffs this entire time..."

[@ramoneflowers]

Swear I spit my chips out when he asked that lol

[@carnyzack]

This shit cannot happen, bruh!

[@jenniferd264]

He’s grunting trying to fart lol 😂

[@hazeldeamer]

Not the beer company motto right behind the guy as he’s being arrested 😂😂😂😂

[@sea4our]

At some point you just have to accept that: this IS in fact happening, bro.

[@RockMeBuddha]

Yeah he'll have that same realization during his 5 years in prison when he's cornered in the prison laundry by "Bubba" 🤣

[@roadking99jokerst60]

Nah, bro, did not happen.

[@lonewretch]

Said the Jews in nazi Germany.... .

[@lth7023]

Exactly! Bc when four Cops have to kneel on your arms & legs while you are prone, face down on a dirty side walk.... IT IS HAPPENING "bro"!! What a Dumb, Dumb!! I think that ALL DUI cases Nationwide, should have to watch their Dumb Selves getting Arrested on Video, a few times, before they can be released!

[@kurtkaster5666]

I love how he politely told the officer he was going to kick him in the face, before he tried to kick him in the face.

[@thenodroid8955]

Quite the gentleman!

[@usafinland3919]

And warned them he was going to fart🤣

[@jimschleich8753]

Midwest nice.

[@Hyxtryx]

@@usafinland3919 That was hilarious!

[@SirTorcharite]

@@jimschleich8753 that's definitely Midwest nice lmao 😂😂😂

[@peytonalexander5300]

I've been blackout drunk before. Several times. But even at my drunkest, I can't imagine being *this* fucked up. This dude is on a different plane of reality.

[@hurrigame]

Are we sure this shit even happened, though? Because he stated multiple times that this shit can't happen. On a slightly related note, I wonder if he ever visited the toilet. Because something tells me that shit did NOT happen.

[@malinbarnes]

@@hurrigame bro but for real, that shit did not happen

[@ian837]

For real bro @Peyton Alexander

[@jimbojim4767]

Yeah when you are an alcoholic your tolerance gets so high you can get really drunk without just passing out. This guy probably had a BAC that would kill your average person.

[@емілі-п1в]

Maybe he thought he was playing pool or ping pong with cars 🤣

[@alexanderadams9008]

Growing up I was taught to respect law enforcement, so needless to say I have the utmost respect for what these men and women do every day, this channel has only made me respect what they do even more..

[@chaskamcjones906]

The best part was him insulting the cops, then immediately telling them he loved them.

[@Syd448]

F*ck you guys! I love you guys! I’m trying to protect you guys! Ouchhhh! You’re doing a good job, great job guys. 😂😂😂😂

[@t.m.1537]

He said i like this song dadadada cdfu

[@raimeyewens7518]

Or 3:20 telling them he needs to fart😂

[@kovy689]

@@t.m.1537His radio set survived the crash!

[@DarthKater311]

🤣

[@marticemoore3]

The fact that he didn’t even realize he was in handcuffs is insane lol bro was beyond drunk, he was obliterated

[@samfeldman1508]

Are we sure he’s been drinking?😜🤪

[@connorcoultas9629]

@notfiveo He don’t need to consent, they got a warrant.

[@BeckBeckGo]

@@connorcoultas9629 a drunk person can’t consent to anything. They can legally detain him and take him in, but they can’t expect him to make rational choices.

[@connorcoultas9629]

@@BeckBeckGo if they have a warrant it doesn’t really matter does it..

[@Clevermoreunicorn]

The cops are never as scary as your mom when she finds out you crashed her grocery getter while out partying. Rip Andre.

[@DanielWilliamIronside]

See that scene in Southland? 🤔

[@nathanielwilliams8985]

I really doubt his mom will be that surprised😂😂she will probably get the call and be like “again?? God damnit Andre”

[@gamingbigfats3934]

ONLY if she is European....🤣

[@mikenoface]

That shit cannot happen..... bro.

[@regularfather4708]

Out comes the flip flop and it's all over

[@Memphis_ritz]

@8:50 “we don’t aim to make the most beer, only the best” in the background 😂😂😂

[@HuwDouglasEvans]

Hats off to the brave officer that stayed near Andre's butt, even after he said he was going to fart.

[@roccobastone1441]

💀💀

[@RockMeBuddha]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrDarrencurry]

And to think people want to defund or abolish the police. Who else is gonna put themselves on the line like that? I know I sure as hell wouldn't

[@queenb1119]

So brave to put on that uniform every day, knowing he may be injured in the line of "doodie"! 🤣

[@muskokamike127]

I didn't say fart, I said SHART! lolol

[@poperaymond431]

This guy is a man of wise words, _“Bro that shit cannot happen bro”_ & _“I gotta FART that’s what I’m sayin”_ are two quotes that are going to go down in history.

[@ShelbylunaMorgan]

Had such a good laugh.

[@reideverett1608]

at your comment clip reading it while it played .lmfao

[@sickboy703]

I had to go back and made sure I heard that right the first time LOL

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

When you have to fart, you have to fart. S'just street law, dog.

[@pattralee]

I have already trademarked the bumper stickers for both quotes!!

[@delphi-moochymaker62]

What's important after a serious crash is to sit and listen to your car stereo at high volume.

[@wheatoncloud]

You don't understand, his mom is gonna be pissed, dawg...

[@traildoggy]

"Fuck you. Fuck you. You guys do a great job by the way." I'm literally in tears... 🤣😂

[@DukeofGames50]

saaaaaame

[@liberatorkramit]

"You fuck you pieces of shit! Yo, I love you guys... *Incoherent babbling*... you guys gotta call my mom" Let us never forget great lines like Officer: "What hurts Andre?" Andre: "Everything, bro! NOTHING HURTS ON ME!" and "Fuck you, what are you? What the fuck are you DAWG?"

[@GeorgeDroyd1998]

“I gotta fart, that’s what I’m saying”

[@Listrynne]

That's one of the biggest signs that he's wasted.

[@MrsEJV]

@@Listrynne Oh, there are so, so, so many that our boy Is over .08. The beer sign is perfection.

[@Lydia-dd9bo]

I love that he keeps jumping around from "FUCK YOU I HATE YOU GUYS" to "I love you guys so much, thank you for everything you do" right back to "OWWW FUCK YOU", and finally "I GOTTA FART"

[@aprellamafrellaeatsmajella]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thebusinesswoman23]

Was looking for a comment talking about this. Lmao 🤣

[@stuckinneutral3522]

Later, he was charged with Assault with a Silent But Deadly Weapon.

[@Hashslingingslasherrrrrr]

The way he said fart tho I couldn’t stop laughing😭😭😭😭 I gotta fààAAaarttuh”

[@Aaron-rv1si]

"We don't aim to make the most beer... only the best, for the dumbest!"

[@terryhughes7196]

The scariest part is he doesn't even know he's in handcuffs and he's caused a four car wreck

[@vthegoose]

✨alcohol✨

[@dnache7553]

But he apparently knows that his mom is going to be pissed! 😬

[@queenb1119]

@@dnache7553 That shit cannot happen, bro! 😅

[@Ghoulieanna]

@@dnache7553 nothing more sobering than the rage of a mother 😅

[@isaned]

Should have just put 2 in his head and left him behind the wheel.

[@enflamedhuevos]

I think this is as close to drunk without passing out you can get. Zero chance he’ll remember a second of this.

[@TomKloseMusic]

For everyone who noticed the writing in the background: He didn't aim to drink the best beer, only the most of it.

[@vood00ranger]

"That shit can not happen bro!" That shit is most definitely happening, bro.

[@johnm4908]

Beat me too it. Lol8

[@Dweller415]

😂😂😂😂

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

This proves that this dude is able to break the laws of physics if it can not happen, and yet it is amazingly happening!

[@DougJK]

He clearly told the cops that shit cannot happen, bro. Why didn’t they let him go?

[@phoenixmichael2732]

😭😭

[@Dr.Acula76]

Did he though? I'll have to watch it again because I don't remember him saying that at all

[@volvo09]

@@Dr.Acula76 I had to rewatch it a couple times, it was so quick that I missed it.

[@thomashenebry8269]

If he was black, they would have let him go.

[@TheWaynelds]

I’ll bet it was because he kept saying “bro” in every sentence and the cops found it annoying and idiotic.

[@gman8D1]

The lexicon of these gentleman the skill which he implements bro on every repeated phrase like a broken record is exquisite.

[@allcreation87]

I like how homeboy is scared of his mom more than he is the police...😅

[@Jartran72]

Well he did not really comprehend the situation. His mind went from place to place every 5 seconds. He did not even notice the handcuffs for minutes.

[@Gqgeorge1453]

The problem is that he’s not afraid of him mom enough, if I pulled this shit I’d be begging them NOT to call my mom lmao 😂

[@dennisilic81]

Moms the only thing he answers to, he never said dad once this is a clue about the suspects upbringing and lack of any real masculine energy you get a foul mouthed addict disrespecting everyone there to help him after he nearly killed himself I don’t think he will be long for this world going down this path

[@feraltaco4783]

​@@Gqgeorge1453 Mom's custody or jail? Jail please. She left me in jail for two weeks. I was grateful for that. Gave her time to cool off. I'm 40. She's in her 60s and disabled. I'm not ashamed to admit that she can still kick my ass. 🤣

[@fearfullyconfident2333]

he should be

[@peziki]

Hey, Andre. You should watch this video every day until you quit drinking. We're sure your mom is proud that you mentioned her. What a great son. So linguistically gifted.

[@glitter_fart]

listen bro his mom cant have that shit bro that shit cannot happen bro you know wha im sayin

[@Malcolm-xz3ef]

That shit is not happening bro

[@Adelicows]

4:15 Andre seemed genuinely concerned that his mom's car got hurt. Not everyone has that kind of empathy.

[@WetWicky]

busted out linguistically

[@BeckBeckGo]

He should. I was very lucky to have seen myself on cam early in my drinking career. Campus bar, first year, lots of videos. We were all drunk, but I couldn’t take my eyes off of myself. Just a total bullshitting fucktard. I didn’t even talk that much, but when I did, I was a total douche. It didn’t put me off of the occasional drink now or then, but it sure as hell put me off of excessive drinking. The only time I got massively drunk after that was when my dad died. And I did it alone. At home. Drunk you is not the stellar socialite you think you are. You’re usually sloppy and cringe.

[@jordanalbano9780]

“Andre, you hurt?” “That’s my moms car bro, SHE’S hurt!” “Is she in the car?” “NO! WTF!? MY MOM’S CAR IS HURT!” 😂😂😂😂

[@darianfung160]

Its the way he said “WTF” like they was acting dumb🤣🤣🤣 and if if you listen closely he stutters and almost says his ex girlfriend car🤣

[@Tybalt.]

This sounds like every way too drunk dude I went to Chico State with.

[@Knightfall23]

@@darianfung160 the NO was the funniest 😂 😂

[@Glostahdude]

Honestly don’t know how the police deal with drunks without laughing their asses off straight to their faces…..

[@bessssssitos]

Best part lmao

[@Bullet44]

7:04 "yeah, I love this song. Ddduhduhuuuuhhhh" lmao! 🤣

[@kittytheflcatmom9566]

In Morgan Freeman's voice......"When Andre finally sobered up, he realized that that shit did indeed happen."

[@joemiller9931]

James Hetfield's voice.

[@thegoodsisjas]

😂😂😂

[@BlackFeatherPen]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@michaeldroege1898]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@madefromguyaneselove]

Lmaoooo I heard his voice when I read this!!!!

[@tayzonday]

Wow, he saw that chair at 17:51 and found his indoor-voice immediately.

[@DrDoubleCup]

i like to think were both bingeing police activity

[@williamFalcons]

Jesus this is like finding the end of the rainbow 🌈 but KZbin edition.

[@KameronCollinsFilms]

*I move away from the chair to breath in*

[@phobos258]

"aight fine" 😂

[@jackzumpano6502]

Choclate rain

[@Kanjo_Bazooie]

“I love you guys…. But there’s a point you gotta get the fk off me.” 😂😂 that actually made me laugh real hard.

[@Frenchy78ify]

If I was one of the vops i would have been on the floor dying of laughter========; hes one funny drunk guy lol

[@butternuttt]

another grown man wanting law enforcement to call his "momma"

[@bobbywhite1152]

Andre lives at home with his mom, he drinks daily. He is no longer allowed to use Mom's car. He remains single and his love for the police hasn't diminished

[@matthewandrews5794]

An outstanding member of society! :D

[@JC-kc1qi]

@@matthewandrews5794 a dems favorite theyre dumb enough to vote for em

[@jaelynn7575]

@@JC-kc1qi What the eff are you even talking about? This isn't about politics. Stop being part of the problem and grow up.

[@danfinger]

@@JC-kc1qi LOL. That I can almost guarantee that chucklehead has never seen the inside of a voting booth.

[@mydogsioux]

Good grief. Is your life that bleak and empty, you feel the need to inject your hatred of democrats into everything? Get a life, get some therapy, figure yourself out.

[@AudreyBradford]

"We don't aim to make the most beer..Only the best" hahahahahaha

[@JL-wf2wp]

Legend tells that sht should not happen bro can still be heard at night on that road

[@robertswan2424]

I read that and could not stop laughing. What a great place for a drunk to crash lol

[@altonallen3900]

Beer so good, you'll get a plubic indecency case.

[@lafrance4451]

2:49 🍾

[@Teddy31976]

That is way too funny!

[@mrzsaszsaved2851]

The sign, “we don’t aim to make the most beer, only the best.” This guy had the most beers, not the best.

[@VanillaCrook]

Underrated comment

[@TheScarletLadle]

Probably Milwaukee's Best 😂

[@allysonluly5226]

Haha I saw that too

[@staceyotten5312]

Yep. That's the LaCrosse Brewey.

[@rolandm9750]

Rumour has it they later changed it to, "We don't aim to make the most beer as, in light of recent events, that way you can only drink enough so that shit cannot happen...bro."

[@AARONSHEERN]

The building in the background with "We don't make the most beer, we make the best", while a drunk man fights with cops is too ironic.

[@thaloblue]

“Due to Andre’s combative nature, he was unable to complete standard field sobriety tests.” Bruh. To test for what? If he’s drunk drunk-drunk instead of drunk-drunk?

[@CrackberryMe]

I hollered 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 totally agree !!

[@iamamish]

Evidently they attempted field sobriety tests several times only to be informed that, for whatever reason, this could not happen.

[@hardinmichael1981]

To test if he actually knew exactly how much shit actually happened, bro.

[@richcast66]

A stray dog would have a far better chance of passing a field sobriety test.

[@kazukihashimoto183]

the test is for evidence not for seeing if hes drunk or not police are not stupid. but you cant go to court and say well he was drunk! proof? well he seemed drunk to me.

[@Corkfish1]

I remember in college in the 1980s people would drive drunk routinely. Looking back you realize it's one of the worst things you can do. The thought of barging into someone else's life and destroying it is really unforgivable.

[@al-du6lb]

💯

[@al-du6lb]

Some people just don't belong drinking alcohol. Even after college.

[@jenniferdaulby5519]

We have a saying here in Australia - 'Friends don't let friends drink & drive', it's a very true statement. Best wishes from Australia.

[@DaRealKing303]

@@jenniferdaulby5519 we have that in the states too lol

[@swayjaayy5495]

@@jenniferdaulby5519 thats not a saying in Australia. Its said all around the world and was a slogan made in a MADD campaign here in the USA. Nobody follows it though

[@carlap9859]

Not only is his mom going to be mad that her drunk son totaled her car; caused damage to 3 other cars and got arrested for drunk driving but now is going to be mortified watching her drunk son act like an ass!

[@StainderFin]

Funny also deny they was driving or being a car at all knowledge anything is wrong and thinking they just can walk a home there should not be bail option out of this since they wont remember or learn from it capital punishment should be more better but this is maybe too harsh?

[@K-Fed]

Depending on how far the apple fell from the tree, she may be proud.

[@TN-wo1yy]

And somehow I don't think it's the first time. 😒🙄

[@tonyg4622]

She might be just as bad as Andre

[@paddington1670]

"i gotta fart, that's what im SAYIN"

[@EvanMeds]

Andre: "That shit cannot happen, bro." Narrator: "That shit could, in fact, happen. Andre was arrested for DUI."

[@annjohnsen953]

Love where he expresses surprise that he is in handcuffs, after he's been cuffed and pinned down for several minutes.

[@hellynnwheels6819]

He’s not scared of the cops, but he’s scared of his mom. 😂

[@izzyrose2424]

If I wrecked my moms car Id ask for them to wait till I’m in a cell and then tell her. For my protection 😂

[@leod.rodriguez3399]

Hunny every men and women are😱😱😱😱

[@skylar9284]

I flooded the first floor of my moms house while drunk at 17. Cops came and I begged them to take me, which they didn’t cause I was sadly already home. It was an awkward two weeks of me staying only in my room.

[@shez738]

His surname sounds Greek & you don’t wanna mess with her

[@RespectfullyImNotReadingThat]

Same

[@diehardeaglesfansince1994]

At least he's nice enough to tell you he's going to kick you in the face before he tries

[@kovy689]

This is easily one of the craziest arrest videos I’ve ever witnessed.

[@priscillarobinson7740]

He must have hit his head. 🤪

[@luistarrafa]

​@@priscillarobinson7740 yeah probably 20 or so years ago

[@SmokeDogg27]

I would love to be in the courtroom when these videos are played back right in front of the person, sober!🤣

[@suzukisentinel9570]

If you want to be as drunk as Andre, take a shot every time he says, "Bro."

[@SpaceGhostPercc]

If you aren't clever enough to come up with your own youtube comments, simply steal one and re word it for likes and attention 😘

[@irahays3869]

OOOW~ MY LIVER!!!

[@mavisgrace5403]

@@SpaceGhostPercc Now imagine resisting the urge for attention yourself by not pointing that fact out.

[@cn8299]

@@SpaceGhostPercc Yes because this comment is SO clever and original and totally not a rehash of a lame joke...

[@72shmoe]

How many times doe she say bro?

[@raymondsmith7506]

"My mom's gonna be pissed bro" You're 25, driving mommy's car to go to the bar, probably still living in her basement and you end every incoherent sentence with bro. Your mom has been pissed for a while.

[@GreatwhiteShark88]

Probably her fault

[@Isnogood12]

What can you do, any time she tells him to move out, he just tells her that shit ain't happening, bro.

[@hrdkorebp]

People always give these man-children too much credit by saying they live in the basement. He still lives in his childhood bedroom complete with twin size bed next to mommy’s bedroom.

[@markoman5267]

@@hrdkorebp Next to mommy's bedroom?

[@kitsunelee007]

I'm dead🤣

[@reverieimgs]

"Bro... that shit can not happen, bro..." THAT SHIT HAPPENED, BRO.

[@aldo1871]

Na that shit didn’t happen

[@braydengerry720]

Bro it didn’t happen bro

[@seaslicks]

Its not happening bro, thats what I'm sayin

[@mustbemeech]

That shit cannot happen bro 😂😂😂

[@jamiedoughty6703]

Annoying. 🙄

[@JefErickson]

18:02 "Andre, listen, if you don't cooperate, my buddy here is going to lie on top of you." "Who? Which one?" "This penguin shuffling, cheese-puf smelling, solar eclipsing hunk of human flesh, right th... WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHO? HOW CAN YOU MISS THAT?!"

[@misskitty2710]

Whenever I don’t feel enough gratitude for my sobriety, I watch these videos

[@louiswilliams8461]

Amen sister!

[@ThatHigh1]

Great example why not to drink

[@iMsOiNsO]

I’m watching while drinking

[@MsTinkerbelle87]

Well Done!!! 👏

[@michellehoctor1061]

💯

[@marshracing]

"you got me in handcuffs? YOU GOT ME IN HANDCUFFS!?" "Yes Andre" "OH SHIT" 😆😆😆

[@cs_044]

“I gotta fart, that’s what i’m saying” good to know Andre.

[@jen5714]

That’s was entirely to much information. Why did you wreck the car? Because I had to fart bro.

[@bitchyeyebrows]

I guffawed, loudly, when he said that.

[@lilaworley8935]

Just based on that alone.... He shouldn't be able to hold a licence ....ever. So gross.

[@THEDEGENERATEGAMBLER97]

Ha! I read this the SECOND he said it. Was like I had fucking subtitles

[@huckhuckhuck]

I laughed way too hard when he said that.

[@ashleyquam]

😂😂he said I gotta fart, that’s the first time I’ve heard that one. If he farts while he’s on the ground and in their faces is that an assault with gas 😂😂😂😂

[@avocadobe]

This comment section is gold and I'm so proud of us all

[@julial8314]

I’m honestly surprised his noises aren’t a mix yet😂

[@FM19MONTH]

Mamma will buy new car.

[@jamiemercer6847]

someone should tell andrea that his wind screen wipers still work

[@cheeks4208]

100% 🤣

[@loow123w2]

I watch these when I need to feel better about how my life is going, works every time

[@DodongoManoof]

Lol

[@teawitthadiva]

I think Thts y I’m watching. Wow!!! It really works 😂😂😂

[@nychris2258]

Precisely why these videos are so popular

[@jeannefoster5594]

Indeed!

[@Puddycat00]

Yup me too.

[@Bhatt_Hole]

Fun fact: Andre calls his mom "bro" as well. Ironically, not his brother though.

[@Masonsalinas]

He more scared of her than the cops 😭

[@ElJuIcE6o2]

🤣😂🤣

[@omfug8593]

Unless he is his own grandpa 😃

[@alantonix213]

@@omfug8593 Alabama vibs.... in the city? lol

[@Scratchingforcash]

His brother is his Dawg

[@appjuke]

They tried to charge me 2.70 for an Arizona Iced Tea. All I could tell the cahsier is "That shit cannot happen bro"

[@cristoburn4778]

The way the door swings open with the music bumping and the way he steps out had me dead 😂

[@huckleberryharrison6248]

It was like a WWE entrance.

[@cristoburn4778]

@@huckleberryharrison6248 😂 Fr

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Surreal

[@theprinceofallsaiyans8861]

Lmao bro i died and it had to be NBA YB 😂😂

[@DipCityDerp]

I thought he was singin with it as he came out too 😂

[@BloodfoxV]

So adorable and sweet the way the cop at the end was like "why are you being so mean to us?"

[@trinacollins2146]

If only he had a card on him stating “This cannot happen” then this could have all been avoided

[@barbaramay1866]

Lol. Would make a good T-shirt

[@lindalumae]

He should have it tattooed on his forehead, just in case he’s sleeping, passed out, or dead when the shit starts.

[@Puddycat00]

😂😂😂😂lol

[@jameswest8280]

He forgot his Uno reverse card.

[@TheSonofhatchet]

@@jameswest8280he could’ve arrested the cop while the cop screamed “this shit literally cannot happen”

[@magicman4643]

Andre: that shit cannot happen bro! Cop: son of a.......you're free to go.

[@lizgiroux8905]

Take a shot everytime he says "bro", and you'll probably still drive better than him

[@tbuff91]

Probably because you'll be dead and not able to drive 😂

[@godlovesme4676]

@@tbuff91 😂

[@butcher24yrold]

Bet

[@MinecraftPro97k]

I done that. I blacked out.

[@Audfile]

Anyone who refers to everyone as "bro" is about as dumb as they come.

[@kimberly1273]

People arrested should have to watch the body cam footage of their incident while in custody, all the way until court/being released.

[@Me97202]

On a continuous loop.

[@conformistbastard9842]

Well they don't actually want you to get better, they can't get anymore money out of you if you quit. They never showed me the video of me punching the guard at the jail when I was 21. 10 years later I'm finally sober but not before 3 d.u.i.s and a couple felonies. All the trouble I got in and the courts never told me I couldn't drink until my 3rd one. I had already decided to go to rehab by the time the courts tried to tell me not to drink. They love addicts they make millions off us. Court ordered rehabilitation is what people like this need. I know I was one of them, it would've done a lot more than just putting me on probation and complaining about my weed habit. Weed wasn't the problem but that's all they cared about.

[@gitar1hero1qaz]

This only would work on people who wouldn't do something like this in the first place. He wouldn't give a shit

[@somewelder]

As someone who has 3 DUI's u can agree that having to watch thr body cam footage of your incident squirm like a worm

[@macforme]

They should also have to come to KZbin and read all the comments that they got for their performance. His momma should be proud at how many people got a good laugh.

[@rossigrace5031]

This was a rollercoaster of emotions. Notice the grunts? That the noise that he makes when switching gears.

[@emilyimages3080]

Best comment

[@h3ll0m8s5]

I laughed way to hard at this lol

[@LaShea69]

You sure he wasn't trying to shit himself? Bro said he had to fart.

[@raimeyewens7518]

@@LaShea69 that’s what I was going to say 😂 at 3:20 he says twice I gotta fart 😂

[@mizzshortie907]

😂😂

[@shiy33]

I have a few things to say. One the music in your car does NOT stop once you get into an accident AND I am 100% confident this man tells everyone every time he has to fart.

[@CrimsonRaven86]

"Ah yeah no shit, I'm going to kick your cop." "fuck you." "You guys do a great job." "I love you guys." "I'm just trying to protect you guys." - The 30 second rollercoaster that is drunk Andre.

[@Zaexxis801221]

"You got me in handcuffs?" "Yes, you're in handcuffs." "Aww, shit." Fucking dead right there. 6:44

[@DaedalusYoung]

"You've been in handcuffs the whole time."

[@емілі-п1в]

Yeah this exchange nearly made me spew iced tea out of my nose! Luckily I avoided the spewing of bodily fluids! Oh wait….was it just a fart???? I dearly hope so. 🤣

[@alexawermuth1219]

How they managed not to reply "well it happened bro" is astounding

[@Kaiserland111]

Absolutely, he possesses fantastic self-restraint.

[@lidiabadillo8619]

😆

[@BloodfoxV]

I was on the edge of my seat waiting and was so let down. What a missed opportunity

[@jannehanhela9607]

HAhahah jesus christ that moment when he exits his vehicle. The music, the way he comes looking totally confused.