The Worst Gingerbread House

[@jimmyginseng]

This mans mentality is about as stable as his ginger bread house. Its just falling apart

[@qishiqi777]

Acting as Big Lion's avatar in the mortal world would certainly provide strain on his mental health.

[@cxzier]

As soon as he picked up the knife a shock of horror coursed through my veins

[@m0bu398]

Ted trying to build a ginger bread house is me trying to keep my life together

[@ohthatsaj8293]

How the fuck did you go back in time and predict he'd make a video on your movie @jimmy ginseng

[@VXNCEKUTHERRIE]

Wait, is your profile picture from that Kung Fu Panda knock-off he covered?

[@canismori]

A missed opportunity for the title "GingerTed House"

[@JadoreJnCharles]

Augh truth

[@bruhbruh7886]

Gaymurr you spitting fax

[@janbruggemann5636]

It's not something I would call an opportunity. Nor is missed. It was more of a rightfully neglected option

[@SmoothTurtle840]

Jan Brüggemann Mmm yes wine time

[@liamgraham578]

But it’s not for him *its a sacrifice to the gingerbread men*

[@tachiii]

He only made this video as a excuse to flex that knife flip

[@coinshrimp3699]

right i saw that too

[@amy-kq8yw]

i watched it 4 times for emphasis

[@TedNivison]

so tru

[@bulbousbumbo3762]

@@TedNivison stink mieser

[@natalie-zz2qw]

i had to rewatch it several times because it was so smooth

[@jonahkuhl7016]

This video is just Ted constantly going “I don’t have x, so I’m just going to y”

[@irelandaintreal2945]

just replying to u so u see that u have 1k likes :)

[@tuser8]

Are you talking about items or chromosomes?

[@simp8715]

the knife twirl at 1:01 is the smoothest yet most off putting thing i’ve seen all year

[@Cam_Can_Play]

He has a lot of experience handling knives, especially after the incident.

[@minigunjak97yt86]

What do you mean incident?? And where can I see his sexy knife skills😤

[@demoizellez]

ted made and destroyed a whole ass gingerbread house for a 10 second bit

[@electrify800]

lol its juls commitment

[@porkbellycutlets427]

He also made an entire gingerbread house just for an 11 minute bit

[@demoizellez]

@@porkbellycutlets427 true

[@roccolane]

Wrong he made it and destroyed it to flex his knife flip

[@turnerp9192]

He also spent what i can assume is 5-12 minutes using the bottom of a knife to create a single tablespoon of ground cloves.

[@Slimecicle]

good work ted this is the best gingerbread crack den i've seen all season

[@ButtonQuail]

thanks Charlie, very cool

[@trxpp1238]

Ikr

[@bejiman6735]

Abloobloobloobloo

[@davedelirious2180]

MmmMMMmMMMm the GoOpY GinGer bReAD~

[@institutesynth9891]

Truly an abode of the highest quality 10/10 would squat again

[@g_d0490]

When ted twirled the knife, was the most scariest, and most threatened I've ever felt in all my lives

[@bigbuhh]

Emma Mathewson man? I say he’s a fuckin cat

[@pinkgaewhistle9631]

Lives? Bruh is you a cat?

[@cropgames4723]

nah i was just impressed

[@dizzyfish1380]

69 ecoli honestly

[@g_d0490]

@@dizzyfish1380 what, i came up with it when I was 12, I have been too lazy to change it

[@Corrupt03]

There comes a time once every like 3 or 4 months when I randomly find a KZbinr who I ACTUALLY enjoy watching, and that I don't force myself to watch because they uploaded a new video or something. You're on of them bro.

[@TedNivison]

Thank you! This is a very kind comment. Support from people like you get me through the stress of doing college and KZbin simultaneously! Thanks for watching

[@Corrupt03]

@@TedNivison No problem, I'll gladly keep on watching :)

[@stratford1]

Wholesum moment

[@stednitza]

9:57 ted sounds like he's trying to fix his failing marriage

[@chimenemarks]

I just knew that someone would comment that 😂😂😂

[@obamavlogging2512]

Ted seems very aggressive today

[@juicimercripping5519]

Obama Vlogging it’s the Raid Shadow Legends ad

[@하늘-i6v4k]

hes in the Christmas spirit

[@obamavlogging2512]

@@하늘-i6v4k Can confirm, I gain an unholy proficiency with knives every Christmas season

[@하늘-i6v4k]

@@obamavlogging2512 u gotta prepare for when santa comes down the chimney

[@emood1210]

Ok obama

[@stonehartman476]

That knife spin was slick as hell

[@sambrowning9573]

Right?

[@Wentnor]

Right?

[@graag1]

Right?

[@aikenhill5989]

Right?

[@zipziegames2448]

¿Thgir

[@ArcaneWorm]

Ted holding a large knife activated my fight or flight instinct

[@Catnippy]

i sprinted in the opposite direction and immediately annihilated both a shelf and three of my bones

[@doughy_]

ya, ya now stfu

[@deftrascal1626]

It was kinda hot

[@quinndenson3489]

An act of God According to the GoopCast Cinematic Universe, there are 3 Gods Big Lion, Merciless Sun God, and Jschlatt

[@friendlyghost8796]

L I O N

[@bodieohbo]

And *Jschlatt*

[@him6008]

Jschlatt, the God of economy.

[@maxolotlncheese9846]

You forgot Pheb

[@abbymcmanus5496]

@@cord2706 Phed didn't stand a fucking chance

[@rhatz9728]

The way he twirled that knife so swiftly and perfectly is alarming

[@serenlandskroon2883]

Ted's channel is just turning into a cooking show at this point and I'm totally here for it

[@DamnnialFGZDanialFGZ]

Same

[@SPIREDOCKLATERRA]

What I've learnt from this video 1. Gingerbread houses look like a pain to make 2. I thought I could flip knives, until I saw Ted do it and I realised my life is a lie when I tried it 3. My hospital smells funny

[@professorpoopydiaper988]

Guessing your knife flip didn't go well

[@kittypat]

a gingerbread man sits inside a gingerbread house. is the house made of flesh, or is he made of house? he screams, for he does not know.

[@jess-xt1nm]

He is just brown you racist he is just the same color of his house

[@deceptivelysmallman]

@@jess-xt1nm then why did my wife leave me?

[@jess-xt1nm]

@@deceptivelysmallman because you look too much like JonTron© and she watches JonTron© everyday so she couldn't live with JonTron© everyday

[@deceptivelysmallman]

@@jess-xt1nm oh ok i understand the confusion have a blessed day

[@jess-xt1nm]

@@deceptivelysmallman you too man

[@lacrimosa5213]

You’ve heard of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!” Now get ready for “That’s Gotta Be Dough!”

[@toadstools8372]

The amount of vocal range this man has is hella impressive.

[@jiggityjack8113]

Ted’s proficiency with knives scares me.

[@thisiskindabadass212]

Nice

[@porkbellycutlets427]

@Dreadd you copied yourself, in the same video. _guys can he do that_

[@sophiatorrice5174]

can we start a petition to get ted a kitchen aid

[@fionaur5933]

Sophia Torrice fundraiser for a disenfranchised orphan child

[@Wiresgalore]

@@fionaur5933Oh... I thought Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer....

[@ajnagel1553]

He needs aids

[@ivyswhatever2869]

I'm not sure how comfortable I am with how proficient Ted is with knives

[@crunchypac114]

I’ve never known someone to be able to talk in bold

[@mystro5983]

“Nothing’s scarier than seeing a man plunge himself deep into hysteria due to his own created reality”

[@liongear2867]

anyone else wondering how many tries it took to flip the knife like that?

[@mr.accorn]

is that hard for some people?

[@roidmango5751]

Mr. Accorn quit trying to flex lmao

[@thomasmayer2644]

^

[@Blue24675]

@@mr.accorn Ah so you're a weeb.

[@Sm0keyBee]

It looks fuckin sick

[@cmbeats9106]

Ted u are a slightly more mentally stable version of idubbz and it’s perfection

[@clothed_tigreproductions411]

I totally agree

[@ABucketOfFish]

wait no why is this accurate

[@Harry94074]

'One could say I RAIDED it' No.. 'Cause this video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Le-' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@xanderschwartz9864]

10:02 “Let me guess...your home?” “It was, and it was beautiful...”

[@Stc-qs3vo]

The second he said “raided the gingerbread house” I knew where it was going

[@reganc5966]

at this point ted’s power is so raw and unmatched that i’m surprised he hasn’t ascended yet

[@Duckybacca]

who says he hasnt ascended already?

[@seanbyars5751]

"Ted talks with alot of sylables" i feel like i understand him better though

[@taylorgreen9929]

He Talks Like All Of His Words Are Capitalized

[@madieatsbees3434]

@@taylorgreen9929 this is the most accurate thing I've heard all day

[@Acro]

At 1:00 Ted spun that knife a little to easily...

[@GambinoCrazzed]

I was kinda scary not gonna lie

[@jjju3]

Experience

[@yellopal]

Bet he's been practicing that for years just for this very video

[@ZodiacCloud]

watch that shiz in slow motion its sICK

[@benji_and_the_tomatoes]

i’m imagining that to get into the frame for the first shot of the video he just jumped backwards over the table smoothly into the chair and it’s honestly making my day a whole lot better

[@soggybeanburrito]

the grounding the cloves is the saddest yet inspirational thing I have seen this month, remember to get your ground cloves instead of whole cloves kids

[@quinn7125]

this is the one recipe ted has trouble following because it requires actual precision and ted's chaotic nature does not allow it.

[@cornyoda9951]

One of these days ted is gonna make a video called “I made the worst child” and slice them up because he doesn’t appreciate the image they present

[@rekisimp8707]

The fuck

[@carson.4612]

I was terrified when Ted raised that butcher knife and smiled at the camera

[@Sloptopgettingdrop]

That's not a butcher knife dumbass

[@robertgibb6990]

Anybody else notice the tags on Ted's sweater AND the rolling pin? I mean, maybe he just forgot the one on his sweater, but who leaves a sticker on a rolling pin? Starting to think something's in his milk...

[@unknowntear-]

WAIT YOUR SOPST TO TAKE OT OFF?????

[@buckygree3619]

@@unknowntear- did you think the sticker was the thing keeping the pin together???

[@unknowntear-]

@@buckygree3619 most likely

[@unknowntear-]

@@buckygree3619 okay I do

[@sneekibreeki5073]

"I like to play raid on the toilet, because I'm a toilet gamer" -Ted 2019

[@abbiejannusch2407]

so we just not gonna talk about how perfectly Ted flipped the knife a the beginning?

[@jonahamvs7229]

the milkman is now the gingerbread man??

[@seb7353]

milkman -> gingerman

[@adarkercycle6565]

Have you heard of the Muffin Man? Yeah, he’s the Milkman

[@user-fz2pz4fs4g]

Ginger milk

[@remubruh8896]

Yes

[@blockheadd]

Jonah amvs nope, he’s the muffin man. utterly obliterating the gingerbread.

[@TheOfficialTab]

I feel like I could watch Ted cook for a lifetime and still want more.

[@sourlemonade7916]

This is how I imagine my therapist talks about me to her friends

[@rekisimp8707]

Your therapist isnt allowed to talk about you

[@sourlemonade7916]

@@rekisimp8707 I was just kidding my man

[@rekisimp8707]

@@sourlemonade7916 yea i know but yknow

[@sourlemonade7916]

@@rekisimp8707 I do know, thanks for your concern

[@waterboyvlogs9130]

As soon as he did the knife trick my heart dropped then immediately went back up and I’m still feeling a bit off and afraid of the immense power Ted possesses

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

We bigfoots don't even have gingerbread out here in the wilderness

[@Pipodecatan]

Cut the shit flag,this is annoying,repetitive and unfunny Funny via repetition ain’t funny if it’s normy bullshit

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Strange how angry people get when I comment on some of the videos they watched

[@Pipodecatan]

@@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access the fact that ya think that ya smug,cut the shit,its repetitive,its anoying,stop it

[@redpandafish9288]

Child Molester 4131 it'd be so easy to just read this comment and walk away, but instead you had to take the further step and yell at some random guy for his username and comment

[@jonandsn]

Child Molester 4131 1. learn how to use commas 2, shut up stupid

[@KenzieTown]

7:42 I stopped worrying and now I don’t have crippling anxiety, thanks ted

[@carterulery]

1:00 that was a really sick knife twirl

[@Noah2187]

The no NO NO!! when the house falls apart gets me every time.

[@HellbentIsHere]

1:00 We just not gonna talk about that PERFECT KNIFE FLIP

[@HonorDaHo]

the human condition scares me.

[@flyr6673]

Man went full idubbbz with the knife and the table

[@Strawbawii]

Nate’s paradise he just reminds me of idubbbz in general

[@Zkyrow]

Dude, you're not suppose to glue it together with the frosting, You heat up sugar in a pan to make a brown substance that you glue the house together with, it's like edible glue

[@justasmltwngir1732]

Zkyrow huh. Did not know this

[@BreadSlayer]

How on God's green earth was a person meant figure that out

[@dittmar104]

Bread Slayer because they wanted to

[@shinji__ikari]

b r o w n s u b s t a n c e caramel

[@Zkyrow]

@@shinji__ikari God, this post is 5 months old, stop bugging me about it ahah

[@bread3050]

Is nobody talking about the call of the void that plays over the background of the entire video?

[@CK_5]

F in the chat for Ted’s gingerbread house

[@pakelist]

Ted is losing his mind more than usual in this video

[@Krowno_]

0:16 ITS A C A P I T A L I S T *_S C H E M E ! !_* Also, 1:00 I feel like that is a threat and not a request. Especially because of the knife.

[@justadumb8864]

1:01 that was sick! And it kinda doesn't surprise me that he can do that, now that I think about it

[@samsto8733]

1:00 THAT CS:GO KNIFE FLIP WAS THE SINGULAR COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN

[@emma2281]

So nobodies going to talk about how easily Ted spun that knife?

[@barnabusembercrotchby9887]

How do I take the video out of architect mode? It just built a whole new room in my home!

[@hammie4498]

when it fell apart after all the work i felt that

[@doodlebob9147]

“ginger is actually a root” thank u

[@ajaguarbthechef1420]

“The next one we will be making will be in 2029” If you are alive in 2029

[@shadedizzy]

1:00 Wow he just very effortlessly twirled a knife. Ted is a man of many talents

[@addyweller9783]

i was having such a bad day but seeing that u posted cheered me up so much, thank u ted :)

[@Beaniebabygecko]

hey addy

[@addyweller9783]

Cassidy Rae omg hey cass

[@CanadianDan854]

Damn, Ted just reached his final form in a matter of seconds. Truly an entity that should be both feared and respected.

[@dipdungus8175]

Daniel Sambar hey it’s Daniel Sambar the man named Daniel Sambar

[@ashleyvladu9476]

@@dipdungus8175 hey it's RACCoon the man named RACCoon

[@Blue24675]

Feared and respected by the Gingerbread demons of the underworld.

[@Merchantlime]

This man has gingerbread clout

[@DevilsAdocate1593]

Why was that knife twirl so good in the intro. Like that shtuff was smoooth

[@minecraftpolarsheep280]

**Me trying to keep my parents from divorcing each other while thinking it's working, but then only to be disappointed that it ended in flames**- 10:10 - 10:21

[@antisepticblep3825]

man loses his mind while making a gingerbread house

[@Taylormineee]

how are you talking in *bold* this whole video

[@TuckerKeane]

Ted the milk is clean!

[@yasmingarcia2301]

Idk what cloves are either, all I know is that my little brother thought they are fish food and killed my fish. In conclusion cloves are fish poison

[@maddieb2412]

Thats really unfortunate cause people literally use clove oil to put fish down

[@DiegoGarcia-bd3wr]

1:00 that knife spin is so threatening wtf

[@Epilocity21]

Imagine already disliking this. Wtf

[@godomino5287]

The dislikes are cause of raid

[@alonehyper8886]

1:00 he wields that knife with to much skill...

[@nolindlitchfield3465]

Knife wielding Ted is scariest Ted. That knife flip is crazy tho

[@user-ki2mw6to4t]

i didn't like how smoothly ted moved that knife around

[@pixelatid]

1:01 You just know he watched a tutorial on, and practiced brandishing the knife before the video, in an attempt to look cool. Lol Ngl, that was sick as hell. Lmao I had to watch that part a second time, to see if he actually just brandished the knife like that.

[@TedNivison]

Pixelatid I learned how to do that years ago when I did Kung fu lol

[@pixelatid]

@@TedNivison Oh, alright. I've always wanted to learn how to do that, but value my hands, so haven't tried. Lmao

[@mintymirai]

6:18 mr nivison?? mr nivison??? please take the barcode off your rolling pin im begging you

[@SeasonedKale]

“You know what raid is” all too well, everytime I watch anything its “ RAID SHADOW LEGENDS “. But if it supports the creator it’s worth it

[@malte2479]

10:16 Me to my parents when they announce their divorce.

[@kithutch6774]

That intro is flawless. I’m so happy that the transitions worked so well

[@halidors]

i felt that complete and utter dismay when it all came crumbling down. gingerbread houses are for masochists.

[@kyrosica1428]

You have never once ceased to entertain me Mr. Ted "heart emoji" "heart emoji"

[@crabknees6258]

the amount of views I would give to a Lunch Club cooking contest video

[@luckql9489]

The ginger bread house was a about as stable as Ted's mentality, falling apart at the seams

[@lotusolympus9738]

That knife twirl tho 1:00 👀 A satisfying twirl after destroying the not real gingerbread house :D

[@Gubb3r]

I love how improvised these are

[@skelenize]

This is what me and the boys call: Engineering.

[@cali7166]

The mainstream media forced Ted to make this video

[@biggestliz]

I’m just watching 00:17 over and over again

[@josie-nv6ft]

No Ted Nivison baking tutorial is complete without him punching the dough like a mad man

[@SuperiorBeing]

The way he twirled his knife in the beginning was way to fluid

[@naparizel5841]

grown man destroys house for children (colorized)

[@crinkinc]

3:55 i'm concerned that you knew this off the top of your head.

[@CK_5]

Thank you for blessing us Mr Nivison

[@Zadow]

A classic, and soon to be stol- I mean uh.. Yoinked and twisted

[@asthenx7922]

Had to replay that knife spin at 1:00 mans got skills and I'm scared yet impressed and want to see more