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Background Music ► Warp Room - Crash Bandicoot Warped Music Extended
Transition Music ► Lemaitre - Rocket Girl
Outro song ► Lemaitre - Not Too Late

[@sketchylinkspambot5454]

His eyes, bluer than the cleanest water, were all I needed to see. The man sitting before me was gay, no doubt about it.

[@owen9635]

Sketchy Link Spambot He is the big gay

[@burgercheese5977]

He might *be* the big gay, but does he *HAVE* the big gay? 🤔🤔🤔

[@brayzo2729]

Eyes as blue as the azure sky. That is the symbol of the contractor Entrusted by the spirit king of the wind with the power of his domain. I bare this mark, the stigma of the wind.

[@miguelolandesca9342]

no he is the embodiment of gay

[@burgercheese5977]

JJ Ya boi *T H I C C*

[@jozsefbabits2804]

Danny’s nose has more definition, while yours has more mass, and is slightly longer. None are a better than the other. Both uphold perfect amounts of power to keep the galaxy in balance.

[@tweevlebarr3528]

Jozsef Babits perfect description

[@jozsefbabits2804]

Thanks😋

[@ImAllexx]

whats the tea sis

[@blonkonups]

ImAllexx bath water 🤤

[@EllaIrwinClifford]

ImAllexx sip sip

[@mrbungnuggets1417]

ImAllexx ya yeet

[@spookysomeone]

tap water

[@mrbungnuggets1417]

bath water ain't clean enough mate

[@awasteoftime1680]

I have watched an Australian man describe someone’s nose as “penetrating” wile sipping tea, My life is complete

[@kalinaweber8524]

a waste of time I have seen someone spell while as “wile”. My life is ruined.

[@tigersympathiser2265]

@@kalinaweber8524 I read someone criticising a simple sentence that's "edited" My life is now mediocre J & K

[@kalinaweber8524]

Tiger Sympathiser wouldn’t have wanted improper punctuation or I might’ve been attacked. I just read someone criticizing a simple sentence, criticizing a simple sentence. I’m dead now.

[@woopinah1074]

We've seen everything

[@mlemery69]

cross that off my bucket list

[@crowsynth2814]

Wait, blue eyes means someone is gay? Well, it’s a good thing I have hazel eyes then, unlike Slazo and his gorgeous.. I mean *gay* blue eyes

[@ashirokiba4867]

Brown eyes also means that, YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT.

[@Kazuhira2249]

What does green eyes mean?

[@ashirokiba4867]

@@Kazuhira2249 that is a dark secret sealed with the tomb of Lord Iris himself none dare ask of him

[@gapropgaming1814]

Yeah

[@ashirokiba4867]

@@sbraypaynt w e k n o w t h i s

[@01234567891011121338]

*Sent son to school in a dress and you expected his day to go well.* Damn I hope stupid isn't contagious because if it is this lady needs to be quarantined.

[@Solorflare99]

That Black Guy Who Loves Cute Shit Whenever I read things like that I just hope it was a joke.

[@Headlock123456789]

That Black Guy Who Loves Cute Shit She needs to be quarantined whether it’s contagious or not. In other words, solitary confinement. Sending a freaking 12 year old boy to school in a dress? That’s some of the worst psychological abuse I think I’ve ever heard coming from a parent to their kid.

[@Moocow2003]

The best part is that she expected support and shit but EVERY SINGLE ANSWER is telling her off and encouraging her to apologise too her poor son / let him change schools. (I saw the post on Quora)

[@bitesizedrocks5885]

Solorflare99 h

[@Smogfellows]

That Black Guy Who Loves Cute Shit So your son is.... A TRAP?!

[@justanedit001]

_Waluigi has the best nose._ *Change My Mind*

[@theuhh814]

Just An Edit have you seen ace from the power puff girls nose

[@Tom-vx7qh]

Impossible!

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

Just An Edit Gru has the best nose change MY MIND

[@0lebol]

I dont want to.

[@aphrodite4642]

Ever seen Pinocchio when he lies so much his nose goes huge..?

[@britny589]

is slazo the gay?

[@owen9635]

Potato Ninja Slazo is the gay because he has the blue eyes, so he is the gayest of them all.

[@KimonoSuki]

He already made a video with his boyfriend didnt he

[@habibibibi3096]

Morning Star whatttt? I need linkkkk

[@lillyfi2724]

ilikememes don'tjudgeme he was just his friend

[@dannyh_music]

Liliana Figuero that's what he wants you to think

[@Maddie-ri8ct]

I collect furby’s but purely out of spite. My brother hated them when we were growing up and so broke a lot of them. Now whenever I see one in a charity shop or at a car boot, I have to buy it and I hide them in his room. He goes crazy looking for them because they never shut up.

[@nephco]

Weird flex, but OK. 🤔👌

[@JamesTheCelestial]

Thanks. I needed that laugh.

[@tarynrowland2410]

R/quityourbullshit

[@laynethebreadlord7373]

@@tarynrowland2410 That is 100% something I would do to my brother

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

@@tarynrowland2410 nothingeverhappens

[@papajawn]

The best part about the Bob Ross PlayStation 4 game is that the price is $864.99

[@egill624]

It's worth every penny

[@cameronspence4977]

For Ultimate Devil Beater? Its a steal

[@allenphd]

Ima say this again Australia lost a war against Emus. A flightless bird. Never forget

[@mattbaines]

Yeah but um. We didn't expect their devilish tactics

[@J-D03]

Come on im sure Australians tried their best.

[@Pepperoni_Toni]

yeah, a 5'9'' flightless bird

[@allenphd]

A E S T H I T I C yeh everything in Australia can kill you

[@florafauna8549]

on the plus side, they could have been cassowaries

[@unluckycatfish6866]

Fruit gore is pretty much candy gore, but with fruit

[@freyathewolf]

Mist Sterious no it's NOT fucking OVERRATED

[@Moocow2003]

I didn't know that was a thing but now I've gotta draw some of that

[@Zoeythedirewolf]

Cᴜʀsᴇᴅ i can't draw...

[@und3rw3ar]

A true poet

[@lieutenant_lucky_rocks]

Whoa, I actually drew some fruit gore, didn’t even know it was like a real thing

[@ZeldaHyrulian]

who cares if snakes have butts; how do they do the secks?

[@zorpernorper2868]

dylxn grxce **ponders reality**

[@Alex-vl5df]

They have one hole for everything except eating

[@ryukrocks9234]

You cut them in half and then you have two, there is no secks

[@bobbyhill4118]

dylxn grxce they wind around each other. It looks like they are dancing. The male has this thing called a hemipenes, which is basically a penis. It gets into the female snake, fertilizes a few eggs and they start growing inside of the snake until it is ready to lay the eggs. It’s basically the same as mammalian sex with the exception of eggs, and winding around the other to find the hole quicker. It could take hours. There, now you know.....

[@zawarudo7646]

Anthony Lane oh thanks

[@kamsteel1346]

that fake iMessage fbi notification actually made me jump, I was in full screen on my phone

[@roach9397]

Glad I wasn’t the only one. I felt like such a dumbass

[@maribaeri0218]

If you really thought it was for you.... Buddy we need to do about what you do in your free time 👀😂

[@kiragray6982]

SAME

[@Kabanosz058]

"He has blue eyes, that's all you have to know, he is a big gay." Slazo... Wait... You have blue eyes.

[@robboss2011]

that the joke

[@anotherrandompersononthein2475]

Awww but he's a cut guy

[@propagandahulk9905]

r/wooooosh

[@claim9151]

Congratulations... You got the joke...

[@cakelotus4208]

Says anime profile '' ahem''

[@roughentumble9145]

"I'm smoking while pregnant, but at least it isn't DRUGS." What.... do you think cigarettes are. In what way are cigs NOT drugs.

[@Milkpastasoup]

They're just legal that's it.

[@thatkoolaidsdisease252]

They don't give you the fun stuff, they're just an addiction.

[@KittyCat-qj1tk]

They’re just lung cancer and kill countless people, but are still legal for some reason.

[@naiflohani]

though it's the same with alchohol as well

[@lyricalcereal420]

death skull 0.1 alcohol is a drug along with tobacco

[@BlaxicanBeautyTV333]

SLAZO has blue eyes! GAY CONFIRMED

[@evilbastardland]

THANK YOU I WAS GONNA TWEET IT BUT UM

[@memes4037]

The big gay

[@dj.h8374]

He has the mega gay which makes him gay

[@mabiee9683]

I think that's the joke

[@KimonoSuki]

Well yeah he already had his boyfriend in a video

[@Romanticoutlaw]

that 12 year old will always be known as the dress boy. His high school social career is ruined, hopefully he can break out in college. That, or he'll be shamed so hard that he comes full circle and totally owns it and it toughens him.

[@onlisexyt]

Ň?)>

[@koniel1197]

Hi lil Furry Fun fact I HATE FURRY RACIST COMMENTS.I don't care if people are Furrys

[@sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881]

robloxguy what does this have to do with ANYTHING?

[@crowsynth2814]

He will suffer from depression and low self esteem for a couple years and eventually develop a great sense of humor because of it, making him much cooler than he would have been before. He’ll be a babe magnet. Or at least, someone will laugh at his jokes.

[@anarch1.c]

or maybe he's just gonna wear them because he wants too

[@btryx9378]

2:56 i feel bad for the son honestly. His father's an idiot.

[@sbraypaynt]

Btryx thank you for stating the obvious

[@btryx9378]

@@sbraypaynt You're welcome

[@sbraypaynt]

Jayden Farley bait

[@billyhafford2993]

@@jaydenfarley6840 you're God damn right it's not

[@alexander_yoko]

Yeah

[@IzKidJ]

*oh god guys.... HE DOSENT GOT BEES MADE OF APPLES THERE*

[@fl3m1n9o4]

I think Gru's nose is the most impressive.

[@MavieElder37]

You are wrong

[@elmosesamestreet5064]

Well, I think squidward's nose is the most impressive though

[@chriiiiis]

Fuck you Waluigi has the best nose

[@lesbienby]

heccing yeah

[@maxistired3325]

Ginamaria *gasp* PROFANITY

[@J-D03]

HEY WATCH YOUR FRICKING MOUTH

[@ziplocbaggy]

hey watch your fucking language on my christian minecraft server

[@smughatkid9981]

Hey 🅱️lazo

[@amin5272]

👌👌👌👌👌😂😂😂🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

[@thatfoxxy]

[Infinity Jeff Kaplan] nerf slazo

[@CaptainFlavio]

🅱️L🅰️Z🅾️

[@mickles800]

🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱

[@CaveTroglodyte]

🛩️🔫🛩️🏢🏢✡️✡️😂🤔🥒👌👏

[@alizacelemcentauri986]

2:57 the true question here is: how can we test that this guy is a terrible father and should be put in prison?

[@UnfunnyFigs]

no

[@bigchooch4434]

"He sounds like a castrato" Sounds like something only s gay person would know

[@wolfbloodplayz1590]

S O D E E P B R U H Your nose is frickin amazing, but so is Danny’s, but yours is better

[@chevymiller9302]

WolfBloodPlayz1 that I'd blasphemous

[@voxinsocks8790]

Damn you, Danny is better.

[@Eyesaremosaics949]

are you talking about Danny Gonzalez???

[@wolfbloodplayz1590]

Pacience Osborne yes

[@beefyreefy4769]

*greg?*

[@sar19]

the "there is no I in stupidity" quote is actually genius!

[@aidsencondomletsplays353]

Yeah......*Runs away frantically*

[@shanxious]

Please don’t say “penetrating” in that way again. It was in a very thoughtful and reflective tone, and therefore terrifying

[@TinyMafioso]

Danny is coming to stab you with his nose

[@thehugestnonceyas7719]

8:29 my heart stopped...

[@Thg871]

6:32 is the thumbnail

[@diesozialistischeweltrepub332]

Slazo is gay for Alex Jones Confirmed

[@panda_coffeeanimation1992]

*who isn't*

[@Headlock123456789]

* chokes on drink *

[@bul13ts]

I guess the water wasn't clean enough.

[@Headlock123456789]

Poirot's Mustache Maybe...maybe.

[@violentbob]

Danny has the most magnificent nose, but you have the cleanest nose and you might beat him with that

[@ccamelots]

While Danny’s is pointier and shiner, yours is an Australian Twink™️ nose, so yours wins! Hope this helps!

[@homestuckgarbage3324]

Amen!

[@lucasfriend3850]

Lel when he put the FBI message I actually thought they sent me a message and I freaked out

[@God-os9ky]

you’re slow

[@z01llo60]

Poor Australia,they don't got Applebees.But hopefully they gots IHOP

[@LetsCrashThisParade]

Hi we don't :(

[@meaganj5785]

I’m sorry but being truly Greg I am legally obligated to say Danny has the best nose

[@NivekTheEnigma]

Meagan J I too am truly Greg, so yes I agree Danny has the better nose. 👃

[@snowyicicle1335]

Im greg too

[@vwatlas]

Yes I am agrre am truly Greg

[@TinyMafioso]

Hi Greg, my name is Greg and I agree

[@aidsencondomletsplays353]

What is Greg?

[@its-ame1982]

You're Ferb and Danny is Phineas, lets just say that

[@gonzomclovin773]

Its-a Me So there both amazing but shaped very differently

[@noraeisenman597]

😂

[@ChannelHandle825]

ha ha dont you mean the _cleanest_ memes ha ha kill me

[@average_sopha]

3 name changes allowed every 90 days. I relate.

[@durpyislost6212]

You were in a sorrow tv comment section what the fuck

[@durpyislost6212]

Going to search the other comment sections

[@ChannelHandle825]

the yellow man i'm secretly everywhere

[@anthonyortiz264]

Your not justin y

[@ballsofsalsa01]

6:32 Humanity has peaked at this point in humor

[@joelcrafter43]

10:55 I feel like this is like "You can drink this but people with diabetes can't so money goes to this foundation so they can drink this".

[@iheartkiecats]

Applebee's is basically a fast food place that tries to pass itself off as a fancy restaurant.

[@bobbyhill4118]

iheartkiecats and the food sucks. I could pick an apple off of any apple tree and be more satisfied with it than I would be with Applebee’s. I could eat broccoli straight out of the garden and it would still be better than Applebee’s. Slap some ranch on that bitch and you’ll be good to go. Idk but the steaks there taste like rubber tires. I’m not joking, it’s hard to cut even with one of my pocket folders that are kept shaving sharp.

[@aguywithsubs8956]

Top text Bottom text

[@J-D03]

*We live in a society*

[@bumba7220]

Bottom text Top text

[@marblerye777]

DADDY SLAZO HAS RETURNED

[@Mp-vc7hv]

trshfire dadzo

[@jack7m]

9:39 I see monika dabbing on the dokis at the bottom there

[@CrystallizedBlackSkull]

Dammit Monika

[@nochui4347]

The crash bandacoot music in the beginning tho 😂

[@riivulet]

I legit found and bought the gucci peppa pig shirt after seeing it in this video. I needed to have it.

[@bananasm8838]

rivulet HA I FUCCING BOUGHT IT LMAO

[@riivulet]

AYYYY WE GUCCI GANG UP IN THIS BITCH

[@nazb5724]

slazo's nose is the cutest. 10/10 would boop, 10/10 would smooch

[@liv4571]

naz b *p e n e t r a t i n g*

[@D0NCH33T0]

me first let me boop the snoot first

[@TinyMafioso]

*Oh god no please stop get away from me*

[@aidsencondomletsplays353]

@@TinyMafioso let these poor girls obsess over anyone they want plez

[@TinyMafioso]

@@aidsencondomletsplays353 He is a grown man and they're probably kids like how the hell am I supposed to act?

[@shelby-ud2jp]

I'm sorry Slazo, Danny has the better nose. His is far bigger than yours. You had to make me choose. And I chose. It's the harsh truth.

[@nicow124]

Danny’s got more of a * K I N G S I Z E D S C H N O Z*

[@TheLauraaaaaaaaaa]

3:13 Gru... Gru wins the best nose contest

[@dollyp0p]

collab with danny

[@fstabe5761]

Kitten yyyyyeeeessssss!!!!

[@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole]

dream collab

[@lukemckenzie0121]

Kitten the collab I didn't know I wanted

[@yahelhotam1777]

NO PUSSPUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!

[@humanbean6672]

Yahel Hotam no bum bum only puss puss

[@poulamidasbarman5852]

The intro revived my non existent will to live...keep drinking and spilling the hot tea bigdaddy slazo

[@zorubark]

You said "subdafari" I hear "subfurries"

[@psychedelicsunrise6397]

*"All you need to travel to Mars is birth control and an open mind"*

[@slashbat2375]

Slazo hinting he is a big gay👌🏽we been knew

[@oppakunn328]

SlashBat He needs to do r/gay_irl

[@KimonoSuki]

Yeah ever since he made that video with his boyfriend smh,,

[@EMMIGREYART]

*WrOnG BoY*

[@sophiej6893]

Edit was making a funny joke about his nose but holy shit that FBI message popping up genuinely scared me for some reason wtf

[@annyshkilionok2680]

dat's a cute profile pic

[@sophiej6893]

Anny Shkilionok Thanks, yours is pretty cool too

[@JaKingScomez]

Sophie J is that a pigeon

[@sophiej6893]

Football Is Life Yep

[@joetazunaworshipper6048]

Me too lmao

[@rebellionrblx3060]

*lOl SlAzO hAs BlUe EyEs*

[@mootwo_]

Poor Slazo never got to witness the "deez nuts" at the end of the Peter meme

[@LOLcat3016]

Sorry slazo but as a member of Greg I have say Danny’s is better.

[@Shelbimouche]

Slazo has the best nose in the game

[@NivekTheEnigma]

Shelby Yuki Are you Greg?

[@anotherrandompersononthein2475]

No gru's is

[@joeydenatale7838]

“Everyone wants to know the answer, but no one does!”-Big Slaz 2k18

[@augustoburkert496]

Ya boi Joey I think he said “Everyone wants to know the answer, but no one knows!”

[@alizacelemcentauri986]

7:12 HAHAHA WHAT THE HELL 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rr4ch]

I have some kripsy rice for you slazo father

[@clairebear-96]

is this a coming out video

[@devinotto224]

Claire Marie I was gonna say

[@yachtman87]

I’m literally crying 😭 peterr griffins eould never do the whip and the name-bar someone help me I’m shaking

[@garlicandsapphire5718]

he's got blue eyes like the devils water

[@scalytailz6544]

My son recommended this channel. I'm really enjoying this. In answer to the question "Do snakes have butts?" - I run Scaly Tailz, a reptile and amphibian education and rescue 501(c)3 nonprofit organization. Reptiles and birds do not have rectums, they possess cloaca's. Basically, elimination and reproduction, all in one handy organ.

[@motherrawzi8878]

Do snakes have butts? I was holding my snake and looked, Ball Pythons have claws so there’s something.

[@jessicalandwehr1850]

applebee’s is where american alcoholics spend thanksgiving

[@nobodynever4326]

It's evening. You lay down in bed. Take out your phone and God damn. You see his face. Instant best day of the day

[@vienneborg4945]

I love both of your noses but I have to say Danny has that nice *cRisP* point

[@KirbyChu]

6:32 why does this make me laugh

[@Nateguy632]

That ladybug climbing was actually very nice to watch I don’t know why

[@JeffRabbit]

I'm sorry fam but danny's nose is better

[@lpsmoonlightcat6789]

when FBI popped on screen i got jump scare and thought it was for me... xd

[@DokkanWeeb]

LPSmoonlight CAT me too

[@kalinaweber8524]

LPSmoonlight CAT EXDEEEE

[@felixnewtsocorro]

Danny's nose is slightly cuter, yours is more impressive

[@magnaillusion6085]

There is a foolproof way to know if someone is gay. You ask them.

[@galacticspeg6461]

Slazo has the best nose.

[@humanhuman1653]

Some guy at my school came with a princess dress once, cause he felt like it

[@nephco]

Brave guy. 🙇‍♀️

[@SeymourDisapproves]

Has anybody alerted the McElroys to these good good Yahoo Answers

[@dezzierose]

Seymour Disapproves they answered the Mona Lisa one in a recent episode

[@SeymourDisapproves]

dezzierose good God I didn't think I could love them more

[@TinyMafioso]

*Pattented Skinner burgers*

[@TheElvenKeys]

With deep consideration, I would have to say Danny bares the mightier nose.

[@Thoticus.Prime.]

7:18 I have a pepa pig thrasher sweatshirt and it’s my favorite thing in the world

[@sixtenkvicklund8661]

Danny has the most majestic face sniffer

[@joanpalma3052]

6:41 T H I C C

[@asylumskp4391]

Not me clipping it and putting it on loop for tonight

[@memaymoo8088]

Slazo best nose, no other contenders

[@smileykat2143]

Gonzalez clearly has the greater nose

[@coolbrotherf127]

OMG, that Inspirobot subreddit is so funny. I have been crying with laughter for the last 30min reading those post.

[@43615]

didn't start watching yet but it already hurts

[@betheve9890]

collab with danny and we'll see

[@caxton9948]

This needs to happen

[@camdenc1210]

Eve B yesssssss

[@camdenc1210]

Are you a part of the strongest growing army on the internet (don't look that up)?

[@lasolady]

M8 your hair looks great today!

[@fireladylover]

My body is ready!!!!!!! I’m so excited I’m glad your are feeling better!

[@Indigo_404]

Might be killing the fun here. Snakes have small slits on where their tails meet their bodies called vents, which is how they go to the bathroom and mate. Males and Females will twine their tails together and connect their vents to mate.

[@nikiminator9166]

8:24 there is no l in stupidity Or should I say There is no L in Stupidity

[@spicat16]

What was that last part there about Texas? Slazo?... also whoever is working at KZbin needs to get a life & stop demonizing adorable Slazo.

[@EMMIGREYART]

WoAh

[@eeee7457]

12:01 this is why I wait till the end of every video

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

I just imagined the Mona Lisa dude like he went to Louvre asked the curator for the price, and the moment he gives the money to the curator he starts like cronching on the painting in front of thousands of visitors.

[@whitebiscut4688]

5:49 where can i find this ?