WORST MINION MEMES

[@supercollide]

ʷʰʸ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᶦᶰᶦᵒᶰ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶜᶫᵃʷˢ

[@billcipher5933]

Ceta K how did you write so small

[@moistbread2440]

Bill Cipher magic

[@koniel1197]

I think it's another Tongue with English like letters

[@hatim9687]

dudes please tell me im dying

[@hatim9687]

ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ

[@beebo6068]

"Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump." ... Love me some jumping snails.

[@gjones9282]

Ė Č K Ś D Ę Ē

[@maz5257]

haaahhahah that is so funny XD

[@inksoakedsquid]

Bruh

[@theponydalek7923]

No love for my boi the leaping milliped?

[@wingsofruin]

i love some jumping snakes

[@LucyAmelia2000]

The year is 2049. Despicable me 45 is playing in theaters. All memes but minions are banned, creating a dangerous black market. Humanity is on its last legs

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

Poison Amelia This made literally lol

[@yearningpeins2398]

A dangerous black market of rare memes? Sounds pretty legit.

[@zeeotter100]

Good

[@holeymackrel8434]

1984, but Big Brother is actually secretly a minion.

[@o-o315]

*X D*

[@ArtTreyn]

I remember, when I was sent to a mental hospital, there was a photo on the wall-a minion "meme". It said "laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason, you might need medicine". That was when I realized I wanted to die

[@themeatcircuss]

You truly have met with the worst possible fate a human could ever suffer

[@crisptomato9495]

Ty the Dark Lord oh my god I’m so sorry you had to experience that...

[@tinevodopivec9692]

I don't think YOU're the mentally disabled one in this story.

[@alexander_yoko]

@@tinevodopivec9692 You can laugh without a reason when you are very stressed. This is not a disability.

[@saintsinningsword]

ArtTreyne is still alive right?

[@SootHouse]

Dude, SootHouse uploaded!!!

[@JoshEvo]

Who the fuck is Slazo anyway Will?

[@succboiithe1st565]

SootHouse holy shit! how do you know?

[@emara7336]

O h

[@rutabaga794]

the dark hood calls to you from the closet "how long has it been?" "long enough" you finally admit

[@fuzzyplant2625]

SOLAR FLARE IS GAY!!!

[@voiceoftheparanoid]

There isn't a "worst" or "worse" minion meme. They're all awful. A w f u l

[@bakublader1999]

Disgraceful! Bl00 some can be even worse than others. So there can be a Worst minion meme.

[@heydenjaye5671]

Banana

[@gothymcthotty8192]

Behomie piss off

[@lvbboi9]

I would sub to you but you have 69 subs, i cant ruin that

[@GeorgiawithaG]

*E C K S D E E*

[@awesomekatob617]

_Ecks dee_

[@thatsnotsayingmuch2830]

*eggs d

[@jarjarfetishist9674]

*Ê Ç K Š D Ë Ę*

[@limzu_lament]

Egg For thee

[@cringetm6326]

1:38

[@dream__soda7900]

Everytime my mom uses one of the memes I contemplate breathing underwater for the rest of my life.

[@themeatcircuss]

Same

[@greendragon3619]

@@themeatcircuss Ben, you will drown if you succumb to the Minion memes.

[@lvbboi9]

@@greendragon3619 more drowned than he already is

[@samuelkim1827]

i can relate what you've witnessed lol

[@eyaph]

🗿… 😂😂😂funny 🅱️orris laugh lmao 🤓🥸😂🥰🥲🥸🤬😷😞👹 sus cool nice minoinon laf 😮‍💨🥸😶😅😀🤬🤣😖😖🧐

[@JordansBeauty22]

"Why does it have claws" lmaoooooo I'm literally crying

[@tylerbenge]

Do you think that god stays in heaven in fear of what he's created?

[@smugone3330]

Definitely.

[@holeymackrel8434]

You said it, Steve Buchemi

[@kirb_9051]

The fact that we don’t use the internet for what it mad made to do and instead we accidentally convince hundreds of people to eat tide pods... yes... I think he does fear what he’s created.

[@lethos8811]

He is probably hugging himself in some dark corner staring at the horrors he created and wondering when did it go wrong and if he could have made it different, better

[@godgreenie9187]

Holey Mackrel What a... force-a-nature.

[@codythespacedude7845]

The sad thing is, some of these are decent, clever or even sweet messages, but they ruin it with the freaking minion pictures.

[@lvbboi9]

EXACTLY

[@nitrousdragster]

Probably why me and my friend enjoyed them, we laughed at the quotes and didn't look at the minions.

[@aweeds]

Inhale *ECKS DEE*

[@saltshaker2131]

Hahahahahahahahahajajahhahahahajajajajajajajajajajaajajahahahahahajahajajahahhahahqhqhhqhqhhqhqh

[@carson4053]

1:46 *Dear God,* If I am alive, kill me Amen.

[@howdy.8979]

God left us long ago. He cannot come to the phone right now

[@djjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj]

@@howdy.8979 He left us when these minion memes came to existance.

[@heckincat1406]

Gud vilken Jävel amirite. No but seriously, nice commemt dood

[@ilina7843]

*E K S D E E* INTENSIFIES

[@tylerbenge]

aweirdthin g P L E A S E E N D M Y S U F F E R I N G

[@ilina7843]

Tairā O N L Y I F Y O U E N D M I N E T O O -

[@maryma1013]

E N D M E W I T H Y O U -

[@tylerbenge]

aweirdthin g O H S H I T

[@maryma1013]

M H M

[@beebo6068]

"elephants are the animal that cannot jump" *snail leaps into the air with utmost grace*

[@meglambert7119]

Damn, those are some thicc minions.

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

STOP

[@zeeotter100]

Hey girl r u a minion cus u thicc

[@kirb_9051]

I’m calling the police.

[@ianmcabee8036]

Meg Lambert *T H I C C

[@Anon-mu8re]

Delet dis.

[@izzyandliam5004]

My uncle posts minion memes on his Instagram now. I really don’t want to unfriend him because my mom would probably ask me about it and get mad.

[@dvashbethanya5230]

Sad..

[@themeatcircuss]

Press f to pay respects

[@themeatcircuss]

F

[@quiquiquinn]

F

[@roachdoggjr4285]

hello darkness my old friend

[@georgianeville956]

slazo and soothouse collaboration? yes please

[@JoshEvo]

SootHouse = Original Slazo = Budget version Taste test: Original vs Aldi foods

[@darrylhamlin7475]

georgia neville Don't forget SorrowTV.

[@blanks552]

One hour Soothouse Slazo SorrowTV collaboration. World peace would be achieved the next day

[@claire8126]

2:36 *cinema sins voice* irrelevant minion is irrelevant

[@thelizardwizard8164]

Ding

[@beans9019]

Dinky stinky *Cringes inwardly*

[@SmartAlec1]

Dinky stinky let's get kinky

[@eidolor]

Kinky winky hides the pinky

[@neyoid]

*_e k s d e e_*

[@alarictheredboi276yearsago4]

Collapses into black hole.

[@lvbboi9]

That moment when your face enters your head and comes out on the other side from so much cringe

[@frog4974]

I got the Minions movie for 2.99 in my "Up Next" bar during this video.

[@duckyboi4202]

*XD* these two letters can explain the universe itself, all its mysteries,such as the reason why we live,what death is like, and many others as it expands, creating new things as old things get destroyed

[@childeater7327]

Ducky Boi 420 damn that’s deep Alexa play descpacito

[@itsthatdepressedbleach4889]

*Descpacito plays*

[@dvashbethanya5230]

@@childeater7327 no, play despacito 2

[@banquo4223]

Getting away from KZbin drama to watch some wholesome Slazo. Never thought I'd say that

[@mlgdoge6730]

Yes it’s very wholesome

[@alexander_yoko]

👍

[@McHeisenburger]

Hey kids! Wanna find out what your quirky, wacky minion name is? First name!- *Your mommy’s credit card number.* Middle name!- *The 3 numbers on the back.* Last name!- *Expiration month/day/year.*

[@catsburgers]

Name not found 4391 1836 2846 194 12/5/2019 Lol this is fake

[@sunnymemesicle514]

2910 3920 1084 5236 8591 493 10/20

[@chessemchesse3676]

666 666 6

[@synflwr]

1337 4420 6969 420 6/9/69

[@clementines7032]

3282 2129 2172 325 3/17/20 lol so wacky!

[@notaspartan7418]

"Name me one reason for a minion being there." Well obviously because they are a sign of religious purity

[@MrBoog3dy]

ManManBoyBoyMan is IHE

[@nicholash7914]

Tony D’s poor quality gaming videos. Slazo secretly worships IHE like the rest of us

[@misseli1]

I'm religious and I vote for the separation of Church and Minions

[@lvbboi9]

Same

[@synflwr]

I'm athiest but I also support this cause.

[@just_a_tepig3611]

I vote for the separation of minions and our society as a whole

[@penggao7034]

Lonely Pluto because they support the cause?

[@royalblanket]

@Lonely Pluto They're not even being offensive

[@abdullahceka3613]

*M I N O I N N E*

[@daviiidruiz]

*COUNTRY BLUMPKIN*

[@guntertv304]

*I D U B B B Z 1 8 I N C H D I L D O*

[@saltshaker2131]

*M I N O I D S , G E T A S S*

[@RaeneDroppe]

Come to America. You'll never spend a Valentine's alone again. That accent, those blue eyes, that perfect hair? Yeah, American girls would throw themselves at your feet.

[@eggy4068]

Australia has him, and we have nobody cause there all ass

[@milk-el8vq]

sorry bud but he would get not bitches in America I've met toast with more an accent and his hair looks like it's receding plus blonde hair and blue eyes are common in America

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

@@milk-el8vq hOW DARE YOU-

[@CaseyShontz]

Jesus Christ RIP the weevster18 - I’m a girl in America. His accent is absolutely fascinating. His eyes are mesmerizing and his hair is beautiful. I know lots of girls would like to date a guy like him, especially because he’s funny. I think you might be jealous

[@haydenberanek2947]

SnorlaxRae As an American and as a woman, I would totally throw myself at Michael if I had the chance.

[@strawberryoogurt5429]

Wow it's my cousin's birthday and he hates minions this is great

[@elielpiispanen358]

drawing w/ Helen Everyone hates minions

[@strawberryoogurt5429]

Eliel Piispanen yeah I know

[@annyshkilionok2680]

I need the 10-hour version of Slazo saying "Minoine"

[@KidKatastrophe2314]

The absolute best minions meme is a picture of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson fused with a one-eyed minion with a caption that says "please don't bully me."

[@VikingRJ8205]

1:08 wow, never knew IHE ever made something so disgraceful before

[@BarryBruh]

Rule 34 Minions

[@axel.9567]

*O SHIT*

[@borbafet9206]

no

[@lycantreyski]

This isn’t Google, Lemon.

[@SmartAlec1]

Nononononononononono

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

Are the best love Lemon XOXO

[@TheAntiCreator]

ECKS DEE

[@kraz250]

I just took a massive shit throughout this video, thank you Slazo for keeping me occupied

[@kirinbo115]

Kraz Look up the video “I Just Took a Massive Dump”. You’re welcome

[@muffin-kx2mf]

a 12 minute poo is something to be proud of 👏👏 keep doing what you're doing! you go Glen coco

[@mintyalpaca]

DUDE!!!! I’m watching this while taking a shit too!

[@patriziahauck8607]

Yooo same

[@Celintro]

"Name one reason why this minion is right here. Name one" *He's asking for god to take his life right then and there*

[@stproducciones9140]

ohhhh fuuugg my mom sent me the one about the pig, only in spanish and raunchier... no Minions though...

[@creamofmushroom3759]

Slazo make a podcast lad

[@themeatcircuss]

r/justneckbeardthings

[@jennasaysquoi5563]

More like minonions...because they make me cry

[@king_spoon_toons935]

Innocent comment

[@jaijiggles]

*Some*... B O D Y O N C E T O L D M E!

[@fuzzbone]

1:43 Believe it or not, that's actually a screencap from the Minions movie. They actually showed that on screen, in theaters. (source: I was obsessed with minions when I was 9

[@KineticKell]

After this video, minion doesn’t even seem like a real word.

[@Leo-oo2cv]

i feel like i’ve posted this exact comment before somewhere but if anyone’s wondering, male mantids CAN breed with their head on their body. female mantids typically only eat their partner’s head if they’re a) hungry, or b) unimpressed with the male. additionally, cockroaches do not starve to death without their head, they die of dehydration. cockroaches can go up to a month without food, and may go weeks without water, but they cannot intake water without a mouth. the reason they still survive for that long without a head is because of the following 3 reasons: a) they have an open circulatory system, which has less pressure than ours, so they do not bleed out. b) they breathe through spiracles, which are openings on their sides. there is a trachea for each spiracle, and these tracheae deliver oxygen directly to the cells that need it. c) their ‘brain’ is spread throughout their body segments, so their ability to breathe and perform other basic functions is unhindered. i can’t say anything for the other minion facts around 8:00- i just like bugs and enjoy spreading knowledge, lol

[@britneymeints4922]

depressed because nobody wants to get dInKy StInKy with me >:(

[@Dreamingofthisplace]

Britney Meints so you were single on Valentine's day cause I sure as hell was

[@themeatcircuss]

Britney Meints hey babe wanna play with MY joystick?

[@fudge1804]

@@themeatcircuss smooth

[@gursimarsinghkumar9127]

R E L A T A B L E 👏👏

[@ValkyrieNico]

The "XD" towards the beginning made my headphones' bass kick in.

[@ZigZagKangaroo]

When youtube gives me a notification for this video while I'm watching this video. I won from youtube! Great video too

[@romirome345]

agreed, awesome vid 15/10

[@interestedbatman8334]

Romi Rome whoa back of I'm the real patrick

[@aurele2989]

Malony the Pony love when that happens

[@imnotracistok9966]

ok, tasty

[@TravestyJunction]

Thanks, Slazo

[@Moocow2003]

To be fair, minions are always wearing gloves and boots. I totally accept the head canon that they have brutal claws for defense and for ripping apart any competition in the sidekick business.

[@vistick]

Thanks for that great song you use as outro, I looked it up and am in love with it!

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

Vistick Well what is it

[@vistick]

Mr.StealYo Girl dude it says in the outro which song it is XD It's Not Too Late by Lemaitre, though.

[@saucemonster7137]

i bet i could get enough of those random frames to pirate one of the movies

[@yezi1796]

Y'all know there's a middle aged woman named Susan who owns 4+ cats and is divorced on Facebook and shes XD-ing and relating so hard with those minions all fucking day. You do you Susan.

[@Purplebowlingball]

I like how some minion memes say that the reader has no life despite the fact that they are a grown adult that make pictures on the internet about yellow tic-tacs in a children’s movie

[@Giwaku33]

Why are monion lovers so aggressive and scary?

[@weevilwizarddotmusic9711]

M ON I O N

[@quiquiquinn]

*monions*

[@roachdoggjr4285]

They are just weird and toxic like The kids from CS GO

[@quiquiquinn]

brandon smith ok

[@joutatheegg]

I don’t know what is scarier, the ‘memes’ or the fact that Slazo knows all of the despicable me characters by name.

[@kevinmalone29]

*D I N K Y* *S T I N K Y*

[@funybirbman3813]

So this is what the Ninth Circle of Hell look like

[@megaboo128]

OOH YES THANKS FOR POSTING ON MY BIRTHDAY DUDE

[@anastasiakormann1183]

megan u r welcome

[@hiitsnicetomeetyou]

Lord Chanka You mean body pillow?

[@megaboo128]

Lord Chanka i hope not, i hAtE MINIONS

[@megaboo128]

Jamie Proffitt AW HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! BIRTHDAY TWINS

[@reyreeey]

Aye, happy birthday mate! :D

[@nothinglol2544]

Minion memes: *exist* Facebook moms: 0:58

[@gingerbreadman420]

YO SLAZO I HAVEN’T STARTED THE VIDEO YET BUT IM ALREADY S C A R E D Edit: IM WATCHING IT AND IM EVEN MORE SCARED

[@leviathanbillington1847]

"You need to quit posting things like that. You are a nice man." That comment was posted on my birthday. Props if you know what I'm talking about.

[@thedreadedsaltpacket6210]

*X D*

[@ewfahgehajigeamiefma]

Eye rape.

[@charlottetheunicorn8218]

mornin it's 7 am kill me

[@charlottetheunicorn8218]

Nick ever heard of timezones? i'm in australia mate, it's 7 am here.

[@darkogordic4108]

Is it true australians cuss all the time. Wankers.

[@joanicide]

y’all are both wrong it’s 12pm

[@darragh9837]

Cyka Blyat did you just say cuss

[@Mia-gamin-616]

It is in fact 3:00 pm

[@aysiajoy140]

it's 2am and im sitting here baked outta my mind watching a teenage boy sit in front of a computer and critique minion memes

[@keychain125]

All these comments like *stop copying soothouse* but really we should all be focusing on that *CLEAN WATER*

[@artsyryder]

Kie Evans amen

[@katty_7118]

1:38 that's how my sleep paralysis demon sounds like

[@ilina7843]

do minoinnes like clean water¿¿

[@ilina7843]

rafael good to know

[@bingcrosbygaming616]

NO

[@jd_kreeper]

1:38 That sound is the real XD

[@frankiefemme]

My boyfriend's father loves minions and he gets me minion stuff all the time because he knows I hate them.

[@queersalsa787]

CONGRATS ON 500,000!!!

[@Amy-si8gq]

"Slazo uploaded 2 minutes ago" **NUT**

[@Amy-si8gq]

I got 10 likes why do people like this shit

[@milocat0316]

This is still my favorite comedy video on KZbin. Never stop doing what you do Slazo

[@amistakeandaregret8547]

My math teacher is obsessed with minions. I can't even count all the minions in her class room

[@mlgdoge6730]

Sorry that sounds bad

[@mlgdoge6730]

I hope you didn’t get minion poisoning

[@neopolitan8082]

4:18 Unstoppable Gay vs. Immovable Lesbian

[@vilte1008]

*M I N I O N R E S E A R C H*

[@saltshaker2131]

*M I N O I D S , R O L L O U T*

[@aylitrash]

You can’t hate on the pinnacle of humanity’s comedic efforts, silly Slazo.

[@imv_3641]

1:45 *C L A P P E D*

[@Malcirus]

Minion eater? MINION EATER?!? JON'S GETTIN UPSET

[@Tony-pv8yu]

All Sall suffer from Ze wrath of gru That's why he is there

[@lvbboi9]

YOU WILL SUFFER ALL THE CROST

[@sirawetomb4020]

I love the Halo music in the background

[@reso4239]

Hey where's meme of the month for February?

[@kirb_9051]

OhIt'sRichard , Don’t you dare. If you make this meme of the month, I will find you, and I will delete your account.

[@Boz196]

No it’s black panther

[@kirb_9051]

Squid. Thank god.

[@BLCJ123]

Where’s Part 5 anime?

[@gabesbane308]

OhIt'sRichard Giorno!!

[@LilCigarillo]

gotta put in that EPIC death note soundtrack for that KZbin REVENUE ily slazo

[@aeromotex]

3:09 awwww

[@purpleYamask]

Minion meme researchers are the internet equivalent of nuclear cleanup personnel

[@PrincessGalaxia9]

I remember when I used to love minions. They were funny and adorable. That was, until everything got out of hand.

[@hotsaucebeliever]

Slazo is actually getting better and funnier So proud :')

[@andersonwhite2539]

r/wackytictacs PLEASE

[@frostmourne6090]

The first one hurt my soul, of all songs why Snake Eater?!?

[@Umayrica]

This video was not in my subscription feed. Normal day for KZbin

[@IntrigueAndWhimsy]

Great editing today, Slaz. Good shit.

[@sneeznoodle]

When he started saying irrelevant I immediately knew Ricegum was coming

[@internetuser7763]

Thanks, Slazo. 'My name a XD' woke up my dog 😭

[@usagichanp]

I R R E L E V A N T

[@Rias707]

"-and clean the whole house while she sleeps." Levi..? Is that you??

[@ZanessaGaily]

Give me a tutorial on how to do 1:37 pls

[@kenny995]

6:13, why does this exist 😂😂😂 best damn minion I’ve ever seen. Also leave my early morning drinking alone 😂😭

[@paulmares9815]

If 'Princess Bride' was made today, you'de be the best choice for playing Westley

[@123-h6o4o]

You honestly deserve more subscribers you are so funny!!

[@four2590]

but.. *why is the rum gone?*

[@changednamelit]

Slazo: The minions have proven to be immortal. Well according to the Minions movie, this is canon.

[@gabriel77196]

*minions are a metaphor for comunism*