THE WORST ONLINE RULESET

Dillon and I went online and had a lot of fun causing others not to have fun. You might not be intelligent enough to understand, but these are the superior rulesets for online play... True intellectuals know.
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I wrote this description on a plane so I do not have access to all of the songs, I am sorry :(
Swear to my Bones from Persona 5 (Outro): • Video

[@samprein6389]

Alpharad: “If I ever do link with stamina please unsub from me” Also alpharad: plays link and fox with stamina

[@justanothercommenterwithan9089]

no it's young link not link and I thought it was Zelda he said that about

[@elricsidener5802]

I Thought it was unsub for doing stamina at all

[@Tsarius11]

Also camps on the far cloud with hazards off. I think Alpha has figured out that his viewerbase cares more about internet funnyman than good player.

[@wockstaar_jay6478]

Unsub from him Sub to me Then I'll be motivated to make Video s

[@lotto5498]

I was actually about to mention that.

[@justjack816]

Don’t hate the player, hate the game. Or hate the players, that seems valid

[@aperson-nn7by]

Hate the wifi

[@johboat6872]

Hate the Fighter

[@nyabi8542]

Ill do both

[@astralstorm8859]

Lord Tullus 9 then why are you watching him

[@kyukon2276]

Lord Tullus 9 I can understand yoshi kinda and smash4 Diddy but wario just has Mario combos but weaker

[@Wemmie]

alpha said to unsub if he ever does this ruleset so everybody unsub rn

[@mr.martian3578]

Wemmy already on it

[@Keith_Norman]

Got you

[@oni5213]

@JohngamerYT I was guuna say that

[@oni5213]

Also, how did you say that 4 days ago? The vid literally just got uploaded for me

[@hylianro]

I’m doing it right now dw

[@Zorua3]

Alpha and Joe: *Are complaining about ROB on Alpha Plus* Dillon: *Plays ROB*

[@zitronenwasser]

Not sure if you meant to do tgahat but Jo is spelt without e

[@sir9423]

BenCat07 not sure if you meant to do that but “that” is spelled without a “ga” in between t and h

[@MultiCynicalBastard]

thats cause alpha and jo play for fun, and dillon plays for VICTORY

[@jeremyabbott4537]

you mean For Glory

[@geoman265.]

@@sir9423 Not sure if you mean't to do that but there should be a period at the end of the sentence.

[@mekacrab]

"People watch my videos cause they wanna see me do cool tricks online" **Makes entire videos about spamming Palutena's nair**

[@jeremyabbott4537]

*NEUTRAL AERIAL*

[@dogefishron2860]

*NEUTRAL AERIAL*

[@jordwxn]

*NEUTRAL AERIAL*

[@ShycoWar]

FORWARD AERIA--wait shit

[@AMTEMERI]

i think palutena nair is a cool trick

[@LordSayoNara]

Sakurai: "We have made it so that players can make their own rulesets that they like, to make the experience better for everyone" Alpharad: *makes the most unholy and obnoxious ruleset*

[@ProjectRemedy16]

Hi can you explain what this is about? I don't quite understand

[@marcossegon5433]

@@ProjectRemedy16 Sakurai allowed for these rulesets And Alpharad procceeded to showcase the reason they need to bring back For Glory and For Fun

[@tedtubegaming]

"Stop! This is not how you are supposed to play the game!"

[@hermitcrab4653]

i love how their names are "im sorry". like they know what message they're sending

[@Foagik]

"We're trying to send a message"

[@CalamityTerra]

It's not about winning, it's about sending a message

[@emblemblade9245]

The opposite of Our cause is just

[@dddmemaybe]

@@CalamityTerra It's not about winning, it's about having _" F U N "_

[@crunchypac114]

dddmemaybe Smash bro’s players don’t know what fun it

[@Heebie-Deebies]

"I got 2 health left, so I am going to hit him with the satisfaction cancel, and not let him get it." -Alpha I am learning so much sick tech for when I go online, thanks Alpha!

[@putsomebrospectonit7832]

Ture

[@putsomebrospectonit7832]

Thta si teh bgi brnai layp

[@Timotainment]

alpharad I want you to know that this video was uploaded the same day as the 10th anniversary of Danny DeVito tweeting the word "gaming" and you said "gaming" playing people named Danny

[@bean_1028]

Fancy meeting you here

[@bgmarshall]

8:36

[@PJOZeus]

Fucking hate how much of a difference ticks make Like 1.4K, 1.5K comments, but top comment? Nope. 85 and a tick.

[@Liam-nh5sp]

*Someone sd’s* “I feel like we are gonna get a lot of these” *You have no idea* Edit: try double bowser with stamina and just hold neutral b.

[@genericname2593]

Laughs in Ness and piranha combo

[@aztechgames5408]

Bowser and Charizard

[@smaulge]

*laughs in Ness and Lucas down b*

[@kirbeegaming8639]

*laughs in sans undertale*

[@D.KlWA-aG]

Cries

[@newpancakeman]

Alpharad: Blame Sakurai Sakurai: Wait, no that’s not how you’re supposed to play the game!

[@conxa005]

>Va-11 Hall-A Music Well, not even 1 second and here is my like

[@alwanirussomando8418]

My toughts exactly

[@yagadeba7471]

That's why it was so familiar

[@katecolleary6382]

I love that game. Never got around to finishing it tho.

[@EED1_evilsbane]

LeShyGuy what’s the name of the music

[@yagadeba7471]

@@EED1_evilsbane I gotchu fam. It's called everyday is night

[@fmurcia1157]

Alpharad saying that he is using this rule set because they are able to is the equivalent of people saying they use Nukes because they exist

[@Protendo]

I never thought I’d say this. I miss For Glory.

[@Les____]

Don’t we all?

[@jamesa.7549]

@@Les____ Nah it isn't worth Sm4sh Bayonetta.

[@flamo2666]

James A Sellers facts

[@papermario6856]

The only problem with for glory was the trolls, everything else was solid tbh

[@sptflcrw8583]

Yeetus on my fetus lol fuckin casual

[@kittycitte356]

"please stop me if i ever do *this* ruleset" -alpharad, like, a year ago

[@Majin_Dio]

with lag he said

[@edfreak9001]

Sorry to everyone who's going to be playing doubles for the next few days.

[@temkura8549]

Does anyone remember one of his videos were he said “if I ever do stamina, you should just unsubscribe.”

[@saiucrozier]

I can't tell which makes your content more appealing, the content itself being super entertaining and funny, or the music choices going along so perfectly with what's on screen. Can't get enough

[@hurt4322]

"Mr. Alpha the rad, how bad will these rules be?" And then, he walked up to the child, put his hand on his shoulder, and said... "Yes"

[@skimbeeble8115]

This sounds like somthing out of winnie le pooh

[@edenyoder130]

When he made the opponents HP 0.1 it was like the 01% of germs that survive after using hand sanitizer.

[@iceoffire20]

"Just Unsubscribe if I ever do *THIS* specific rule set" -Alpharad

[@smashkid9196]

10:52 idk why but dillon pushing the ness into the final smash and then immediately rapid T-bagging is just hilarious to me

[@Dunkacciino]

Doubles videos carry a whole different energy than normal videos...𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭

[@JackitK]

I gotta say the soundtrack selection for this one was glorious. Lots of great ones and they all fit the mood of the clip really well.

[@niko35320]

ALPHARAD LISTENS TO VA-11-HALL-A MUSIC ?! I LOVE YOU

[@pastykake897]

I enjoy when Dillon joins in on an Alpharad SSBU video because it feels like a celebrity guest star on a TV show.

[@MikeDaddy]

There is someone out there who legitimately plays this ruleset

[@mythicalcinnabon9201]

If your suggesting it i feel like you Do it

[@intensellylit4100]

His name is alpharad.

[@Naruyami4]

I always love it when they go doubles because it gives me an excuse to laugh at the amount of toxicity their opponents have to deal with

[@j.r.1704]

Jacob and Joe on Alpha Plus: “ We’d never be friends with a R.O.B player” Next main channel video: *Jacob playing with his friend Dylan, maiming R.O.B.*

[@goggles8691]

I'd maim Rob to

[@dddmemaybe]

@@goggles8691 *rips out scalp and hair in one clean swipe

[@bobertjohnson4459]

I’d imagine it’s called *i r o n y*

[@intensellylit4100]

@@AmyTheBrawler Miam?

[@cds7012]

"I am sorry2" There's poetry for ya.

[@P3rsonL]

Alex the 9 broke his switch. Like so Alpha see’s

[@mamaoalexthenine9136]

Lies. Has been hacked! Do not send money and his Mom did not lose any money!

[@samsee_ca]

Enormous props to the Falcon/Falco team at 4:40, who saw the ruleset and wanted absolutely fucking none of it lmaooooo

[@sokirosokiro4215]

"I feel like for doubles this is okay." -Alpharad, Lord of Self-serving Narratives

[@smartboy201]

8:05 "How do we focus on ONE person, and the other dies on their own accord?" I can actually explain what happened; he mashed to jump, activating his double-jump early. Fox b-Aird him, and he tried using his double-jump to recover. By the time it registered in his head that "Something ate my Mid-Air Jump!" it was too late to recover. Can't blame the guy for that; been in way too many games where it's happened to me, or to a friend I'm running games against.

[@guspauline7460]

While I stand looking at *THIS* those words are echoing on my head: *"If you get into Elite Smash you can be proud of yourself, because you are a good player"*

[@jamesv337]

Or a corny, cheap gimmick abuser.

[@mothgang7603]

honestly dillon being alphas shield as he pk thunders two cloud players is the most poetic thing i can think of

[@SomeAniChick]

hearing dillon's loving laugh again makes me smile inside it just has that raw energy of fun

[@KaigeLePudding]

6:31 this few seconds show godly amounts of incompetence

[@cdudetheboss5972]

ALEX THE 9 BROKE HIS SWITCH HELP HIM IN HIS GOFUNDME

[@kirbeegaming8639]

DONT HELP HIM IN HIS GOFUNDME HIS KZbin CHANNEL WAS HACKED AND ALL HIS VIDEOS WERE DELETED THE GOFUNDME IS FAKE BY A SCAMMER TRYING TO STEAL FROM ALEX’S FANS pls support Alex the 9 on his Mario maker account because it wasn’t hacked

[@mamaoalexthenine9136]

He is now on youtube under Alexander Flores with the letter U on it. Subscribe

[@StickMaster500]

This maybe the worst online ruleset for those that want to play Smash normally but is the best for Terry mains for when they start existing!

[@zachrutan8001]

A summary of this video Oh I forgot it was stamina

[@deathnoks2461]

Loving the banging VA-11 HALL-A soundtrack, please keep using it

[@user-kz9rw6gf5f]

Do u remember when alpharad said he wasn't gonna be the mii guy Look at him now

[@ayanah6]

who wouldn’t want to play as miis when sans exists

[@sarcasticnonsense]

You’re not ruining doubles, you’re making it better.

[@skiad9162]

First song of the vid is “Every day is Night” from Va-11 ha11-a

[@Sabshark]

That Va11hall-a music at the beginning was a real palate clenser

[@alextompkins4041]

I thought that I always wanted to play with you, but I have changed my mind

[@bryanarchy5824]

this lacks to the narrative strength of the current Alpharad Plus story arc, "waiting for ellie"

[@slaytrr]

I just know it's gonna be a good vid before I even watch it. 😂Thanks for always dropping good content alpha!👍

[@chandahulk6686]

Fun Fact: Little Mac’s K.O. Punch is more effective than his final smash in percent battles The K.O. Punch will always kill at 35% and higher While Little Mac’s Final Smash will always kill at 40% and higher

[@orangejuice3235]

Didn’t you say to stop watching you if you ever willingly used a stamina ruleset?

[@FireEmblemElitist]

Thank you for using Margaret's theme

[@landoh8040]

Wait... didn’t you say in an earlier vid that you would never do this specific ruleset online?

[@EmCeee411]

Yeah, he also said to unsubscribe if he ever did.

[@TiStardust]

He did it in doubles. Doesn't count.

[@TiStardust]

@Keaton Harris Well, Keaton "HENRY" Harris, hear me out...

[@e.s.4958]

If anyone is wondering, the song at 5:04 is Clock Tower from Marvel vs. Capcom 2 and 8:19 is Yuzuriha's Theme from Under Night In-Birth and Blazblue Cross Tag Battle.

[@squeakymeow]

Alpharad in one punch mac video where a link had a 2 stock, 300 hp game: "Please unsubscribe if I do this ruleset specifically" Well alpharad think you played yourself

[@icantotallyanimate3116]

3:18 It’s an institutional problem 3:20 Megalovania

[@omegadud]

This physically hurt me to watch. Very funny though lol.

[@ewormXD]

*Me:* Hey, this song (10:25) sounds cool. Thank goodness Alpharad always lists all the songs he uses in the description. Finally, that comes in handy for me. *This video:*

[@DJTileTurnip]

When are we getting Great Cave Offensive with 10 Stamina?

[@ALFRED_SHOOK]

As soon as the video started, I thought you took my music advice because you played VALL-1 HALL-A music! Nice selection!

[@Kenitix]

*Megalovania Playing intensifies*

[@Bob-Tom]

opening up on one of the best songs from VA-11 Hall-A. hell yeah, good stuff. You always got great taste for background msuic in your videos.

[@dalblackrose5388]

The worst ruleset ever: 1 stock 150 stamina Items at high Spirits Stage Morph Stages Normal

[@jamesv337]

The fight will be over before the stage morph so there's no point.

[@dalblackrose5388]

James V no trust me. I use this a lot and it lasts longer than you might think. Its just that I use 3 stock instead of 1 so ye

[@jamesv337]

@@dalblackrose5388 I like playing against CPU's on Battlefield stages with 300 HP, 3 stock. Only Food on low.

[@Axlthewhitwarrior]

*hears "Every day is Night"* This is gonna be a good video

[@halfturkey]

Me: oh wow this video just came out I can be here before everyone else Everyone else: I watched the video before it even came out

[@corb5905]

Wemmy saw this video 4 days ago, try again next time

[@genesisosuna]

*Little Mac video from June* Playing against laggy link with 2 stock stamina "Just unsubscribe if I ever do that specific ruleset"

[@cachalotm4993]

URGENT!!!: Alex the 9 broke his switch!!! Please donate to help him get a new one!!

[@cachalotm4993]

@@AmyTheBrawler yeah, I just saw, alex needs help getting his account back

[@TheManOfPokemon]

Alpha's choice for intro music is on point for this vid. love Va-11 Hall-a

[@Maniclover88]

Hey Alpha, not sure if you've been looking but Alex the 9 is going through some shit rn try contacting him or smth? Idk, just a headsup

[@thecold127]

I like having Stamina / 2-Stock / 3:00 / Smash Ball + Fake Smash Ball + Save Flags ON on HIGH / Omega Only. Whole new gameplay and strategy.

[@aple1015]

“Hey Alpharad why did you use Hero as the thumbnail he’s literally rng put into a pay to win game” Hi kirby here to explain the joke

[@Buddychumpal1]

That profile pic tho

[@AmyTheBrawler]

*See's Kirby's profile picture* Guess I'll just freeze up & die at that profile picture...

[@Kaitomydude]

Alpharad playing Undernight InBirth Executable Late [st] music makes me so happy

[@tedbxrch]

Rodent Tunnel 2, coming soon to SMM2 Be ready for torture >:)

[@tryhardmcgee6228]

I paused the video as soon as it started but I heard the opening notes to every day is night and I knew this was going to be S tier quality

[@claxvii177th6]

"Ruin Doubles" I can't see how you guys could possibly ruin it more than those guys with joycons that one has the game, the other has never played it and in the end is always 2 against 1 that makes you feel bad.

[@sundae1795]

1:52 WW1 Trench Warfare;colourized.

[@hifuu1383]

Unsub time bois. Remember me as the RenMari shipper who commented a grand total of once.

[@Chmmr]

as an Incineroar main, that part where you played Pikachu actually hurt me, that's our worst MU and that's why

[@Xenosous]

Hearing VA-11 HALL-A music in an Alpharad video is a true blessing

[@snippy531]

What makes me feel good about these kinds of videos is the Isabelle from "Ruining Elite Smash"

[@rodrigomorales563]

You know, the best part of these videos is seeing just what alpharad names himself next.

[@potfriendd]

I get this garbage rule set every time I go online

[@joxicide8959]

The first song is from VA-11 HALL-A and its every day is night im pretty sure

[@scrobble8127]

Not even 5 seconds in and this is already your greatest video yet because of the Va-11 Hall-A soundtrack

[@kaylethejudicator2368]

Sakurai: Creates a multiplayer system that gives everyone a chance to have their own fun The community: ***U R RUINING DA GAME***

[@leonmercury3732]

I can't believe you did that, especially to NicePerson1 and NicePerson2. They were such nice people.

[@x8bitpixel]

I love how I wanted the music for the first time from his videos but like the only time he didn’t remember the music.

[@joshguyplays]

Alpha please bring back the least played character challenge. I want to know which character you really don't give a crap about this time around.

[@lefeeshchopped8286]

0:24 he lost two stocks this has been happening to me online it's really stupid and causes me to loose a lot more than I should. Also great vid as always Alpha!

[@crypticbeast1013]

Because if you SD in stamina battles, you lose two stocks instead of one.

[@lefeeshchopped8286]

@@crypticbeast1013 Ah ok, I almost never play stamina so mine is definitely a glitch

[@SayakaSoulGem]

Gosh, I love the choice of VA-11 HALL-A music. (Every Day is Night)

[@mr.jimmyeq5612]

Alpharad: These are the worst online ruleset!! Mew2king: Nah fam, the best ruleset in the universe

[@kaymurakami3320]

literally video starts and BAM va-11 hall-a soundtrack. theres a reason i stay subscribed even if you do things like this online.

[@komal1897]

Hey Alpha I have a challenge for you to try with any of your friends who are good at the game. It’s the iron man challenge, you gotta go through each character from left to right top to bottom one by one. You can’t move on to the next character till you won a game with the character you are on. Whoever finishes on the last character and wins as that character wins

[@mrthalion_]

This video felt really weird to me and i only just now realised its and Alpharad Minus Video and as such has actual editing

[@timeparadox999]

every time i run into someone on quickplay with cheeky trash rulesets like this i 100% blame alpharad for inspiring legions of kids who look like the bike helmet inkling irl to laugh it up at my nonpresent suffering. the balance of the cosmos would be thrown off if it were any other way though. thank you knight of the just cause

[@crockettlauncher]

Did you know? Alpharad doesn't get cancer, cancer gets Alpharad.

[@nin10doadict]

Lip and Sans. The dream team I never knew I wanted

[@peterthanos2209]

“If you ever catch me with this ruleset, please unsubscribe.” -Alpharad, after playing stamina against a link player

[@soxthedemon]

Thank you Alpharad. You taught me how to b-air all my friends to the blastzone.

[@randombgamer]

Alpharad: If you see me doing this online please unsubscribe fans: Ladies and gentlemen we got him