The WORST Pick Up Lines Ever Heard! | Ep 239 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

[@jessadavis8498]

Fuhad is such an amazing listener. He stays actively listening from the first word out of James's mouth until his last sentence. Fuhad never interrupts or tries to speak over James and it's so healthy and refreshing to witness.

[@jessadavis8498]

And he clarifies when needed without jumping to conclusions

[@sayrahprincess7943]

Facts!!! He'd make a good Mediator.

[@yvonneclemente9064]

@@jessadavis8498 ...slight correction if he does interrupt James its always attached to a "excuse me...don't mean to interrupt but xyzed'....love him 🥰

[@persephonesdad5792]

I like listening when James tells a story (he’s a good story teller) but this one….. I listened too long to not listen all the way to the end. I was invested 😂. But I wanted to get to the bottom line soooo bad. I did smile when he imitated Ephialtes saying “Leonidas!!!”

[@lizzy6970]

Facts!!!!

[@peachmilkshake_]

James calling himself "Daddy" always throws me off. I'm like "WHOOO?!" every time

[@zeketargaryen1440]

WHOOOO😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@stephpowell7648]

He's calling Fuhad Daddy lol

[@vongaichiwade164]

lmao for realllll

[@bubblebobblefullthrottle]

It was definitely the "yummy" and "daddy" with the squeaky voice combo. Excessive 😂😂

[@efereiro1729]

🤣🤣🤣

[@nigina_san]

“Just go out with me! I asked you 3 times” sent me 😂😂😂😂

[@theunicornhasspoken9715]

My exact statement when I meet Fuhad! At this point 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nigina_san]

@@theunicornhasspoken9715 😂😂😂😂 say less!!

[@TheNinnyfee]

Me, too. 😄

[@kee-ta3487]

The fact that James responded to the pick up lines as if he was a girl, makes me love him so much more he is hilarious 😂 😂

[@ssjcajas]

Yo that shit was killing me. Especially when he was liking them lmao.

[@_SevenKay]

Yes I love when they fall into the roles…..shit be so funny everytime they do it

[@msteejo6373]

FACTS!!!!

[@jbukenya80]

Hysterical

[@ByNeoGames]

James is gay js xx

[@theworldsonheroin]

James giggling at these pick up lines is hilarious.

[@tiffanysimkins6068]

My husband of 16 years, got me with a pickup line. I was a bartender and he set $5 on the bar and said, "I bet you $5 I can kiss you without touching you." When I agreed, he leaned over the bar, kissed my cheek so sweetly, and whispered in my ear, "you win". He leaned back, smiled and I immediately gave him my number. 😂

[@mathenysabrina]

I'm using this

[@patrickca09]

Damn that's RISKY. A quick way to get a sexual harassment charge.

[@tiffanysimkins6068]

Notice that line I said "When I agreed". He got my consent before he did anything. 😉

[@danib1421]

@@tiffanysimkins6068 smooth

[@Ivy94F]

Damn, even I got goosebumps from that one! Lol!😂

[@Baessecretlover]

"Daddy that's yummy!🤭" James!😭😭

[@acidification]

5:51 James’ reaction to the inside tickle.. I’m dead!

[@yb9964]

Nah cause who told him about Fanny flutters, we need to take them to trial for betrayal 🤣

[@mturker100]

Their choking wheezing laughter makes everything 10x funnier.

[@soph11_]

"Lemme tickle your belly button From the inside" *James' reaction* *repeatedly plays back 20 times* 🤣🤣😂💀💀💀 Anyone else?

[@kendrabisson7719]

I just came to see if anyone else caught his reaction . I almost peed laughing. 😂😂😂

[@tiffym930]

“Wonder what that feels like…” lol 🤣🤣

[@alishanelson7171]

Mondays are so much better because of James and Fuhad.🇿🇦❤️

[@tercia113]

Been waiting since 12...🇿🇦

[@DeedeeT477]

🇿🇦🇿🇦❤️

[@kennyngeleka7387]

Are u feeling the heat there in SA💔🗿

[@tubby6381]

It's amazing how many South Africans are watching them 🤣

[@Baessecretlover]

🇿🇦❤

[@haddingtoniangcp2464]

No duo in these KZbin streets have this unbridled chemistry than these two. Closest is Aba and Preach and they are a distant behind, still.

[@BelenPeralta1]

The basement yard for sure have the best chemistry.

[@haddingtoniangcp2464]

@@BelenPeralta1 is it? I'll check them out.

[@mathenysabrina]

@@BelenPeralta1 equal chemistry I'd say. Not more though

[@BelenPeralta1]

@@mathenysabrina nah to me it be basement yard has better chemistry thats 25+ years of friendship

[@thePanda_huma]

That "mmmhm that's yummy." "Daddy that's yummy" from James took me out 🤣🤣🤣

[@purewisemarian]

When James heard flaps open he was like 😮😮😮😮 that’s too much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@naturalepiphaniesco.7332]

Too much!

[@zoelove5404]

it KILLED ME😂😂😂

[@KDiamond666]

Facts! 😂

[@abuie8864]

So I'm clearly in love wit James all while remaining faithful and spreading the cheeks for Fuhad 🤣🤣🤣

[@Carpathianpixie]

Jeeezoss!!! 😱😭😭

[@Nikinik597]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@infinitemonkeycage3010]

Hahahahahahahaha oh my fuciing god that is jokes

[@latanyahall300]

Wow 🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️

[@donnamariegrant2068]

Girllllllllll ❤️😍❤️

[@BaebaeW]

James is so dramatic 😂😂😂. I love it! Don’t treat Whoopi like that. Karen keeps a hottie on her arm🫣

[@pressleysmith8221]

James explaining peptides (as a girl in science) makes me giggle because it’s such a discovery for him! It’s really sweet. James if you read this, you did a great job explaining everything in a digestible way! sending good vibes to you both from Boston

[@peterstuart5640]

I'm on a first time serious get fit phase in my life and his way of explaining them makes me want them even though I've never heard of them before!!

[@sydney.michael]

I can’t drink when watching these guys. I legit almost choked on my tea when James said he’ll fishhook his nose. 😂

[@Sarah_n_dipity]

I made the mistake of watching this at work and spat my water all over my computer and paper work.. you are smarter than me

[@cassie2559]

I learnt that the hard way few months ago, then I forgot and did it again the other day while saying chill you got to chill like they could hear me and I paused it til I finished my breakfast 🙄🤦🏾‍♀️😂🤣

[@Sarah_n_dipity]

@@cassie2559 🤣

[@beloncekamz2821]

MCM😍😍 right on time! It is James rating the pick up lines for me😂😂. "Where's the pick up line?" and "that's aggressive" took me out🤣🤣😭.

[@kikialeaki1850]

“That’s yummy. Daddy! That’s yummy”😂😂

[@habeshasister11]

Omg I haven’t heard MCM in forever 💕 memories lol

[@thandokazimagopheni8004]

This podcast is the best internet rabbit hole I fell into just 6 weeks ago during my exam study break. Keep us in stitches Fuhad & James 🇿🇦 🇿🇦 🇿🇦 🇿🇦

[@Love_Storm31]

Every time James gets in character and says daddy I lose it!!!!

[@mord685]

For James, violence is the solution to every problem 🤣🤣

[@BagoBeauty]

James’ reaction to the car scenario explaining his threshold for emotion is the most relatable thing ever lol talk about shut down

[@savanna8103]

My personal favorites of someone hitting on me was a white boy saying to me "aww don't be frownie my little brownie" and "did it hurt when you fell from the VENDING MACHINE cause you're a snack"

[@indiashante1560]

Not the "my little brownie" 🤣🤣🤣

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

My little brownie?? 😭🤣🤣

[@annarasmus8737]

From the vending machine?!😂

[@Mazi511]

...ew lol

[@theduck3072]

I'm gonna have to use that first one.

[@assyrianrelief]

Invite Kojo as a guest! I’d love to hear his thoughts. 😁

[@lynnjac9731]

Yes, that would be a great interview

[@LaaTay]

That would be great!

[@Cyndi.Montreal]

Luv Kojo!

[@candyhart8215]

Fuhad’s giggling at the pick up lines 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nicolawhitby91]

🩶 Wow! What an amazing episode 👏 I love it when James gets deep & explains how he feels about things.Suffering anxiety myself these negative times are so hard to cope with I really needed this episode this morning feeling motivated for the week to change my perspective. Thanks guys x 😘

[@rebeccawarner4860]

James's reactions to the pick up lines had me dead!!!!❤️❤️❤️

[@rjbgfx]

58:45 - 1:01:45 This segment was so good! Motivation and turning negatives into another challenge to pass. Also love the encouragement given at the right time.

[@candyhart8215]

James saying “daddy” killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LordPineapps]

I came across the podcast by random and now I can’t get enough of it, 😂I’m definitely signing up now

[@youmakemehappy7]

Same!!!😂

[@dillan0903]

I'm so glad to see shxtsngigs do so well been here from the jump all the way back at like 6-7k before you even had the proper studio

[@phiaphia123]

Loved james getting deep about kojo and the emotions he went through talking with him. You guys should definitely bring him on as a guest.!!

[@sylv_jih]

It’s the way this podcast and these men have a hold on me 🥴🥴

[@MachineGunKali]

I can’t even help myself. 😂😂😂

[@theunicornhasspoken9715]

An absolute Choke hold! 🥰🥰🥰 it's Fuhad for me!

[@sylv_jih]

@@theunicornhasspoken9715 it’s james for me 🥴🥴

[@taraloker6045]

They are enjoyable to look at and they're hilarious. I'm hooked. I'd never commit to over an hour on KZbin before.

[@lifewithtrenel]

Kojo (LittleBlackBook) is such a great KZbinr! It’s so cool that you are friends with him, James! Hearing his story from your point of view and watching his channel for years is so interesting!

[@jeniciaw]

James adlibs/sounds effects be having me weak 🤣

[@momariereads]

Omg I literally got goosebumps when James said his friend was looking at him and how he dives into everything he does. So sweet. More healthy mans relationships!

[@merp9211]

I love that!

[@Olivia-ey9im]

JAMES' REACTION TO THE BELLY BUTTON ONE GETS ME EVERY TIME

[@NoelissaCaz]

James’ face at “slap you like a door in a hurricane” had me in stitches. He honestly looked scarred lmao

[@lamiawebb3397]

5:51 is forever my favorite part and I go back to it at minimum once a week just to hear James and see his reaction❤❤❤❤❤

[@myrrhiammakwakwa4674]

James' "Hmm" finished me😂😂😂

[@kayd465]

Listening to James talk about his childhood friend is the sweetest

[@AikiraBeats]

The syltherine line along with the movie snack line are my absolute fave.

[@samanthafollmer2319]

ALL LOVE - I truly preferred when I could see both of you in the shot at the same time. Watching both facial expressions together, real time, was perfection. A bit of the comedy is lost when it’s jumping back & forth. NOTHING would make me stop watching, I just miss the full frame film style. Love y’all ❤

[@raizelcortez3219]

I’m so confused. They still do that. Like. Most of the time that’s how it is. I might be misunderstanding

[@krystalfavors6646]

Can’t wait for these DA (dating app) convos to come in 😂😂🤞🏾

[@ambercharles1198]

First of all James calling himself Daddy is sending me but the ending to the whole peptide chat ting has me cracking up 😂😂

[@BagoBeauty]

Tinder conversations? Sigh lol I cannot wait, that’s bound to be juicy af

[@makhams0140]

James went Scobby-Doo mode real quick when he heard tickle from the inside 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nerrissarichards]

James story time proves that everything happens for a reason.❤

[@SRaee]

24:58 “Daddy gets his test results” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ricaivory6571]

"Just go out with me! I've asked you 3 times already" I thought somebody got my thirst tweet to James 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@merp9211]

Nobody could blame you for that. 😊

[@simply_bmiracle]

The "Are you a fart? Cus you blew me away" killed me 🤭🤣🤣😭😭 that pick line could never work

[@lwandodko1135]

James, you are a sweetie. Thanks for sharing that story with us.

[@meganpenney1472]

Not Fuhad saying driving 2 hours is CROSS COUNTRY!!! He would never last in the US 😂

[@princess_aishah6]

I’m a phlebotomist and every time I come to a patient’s room and start with a good morning I’m here to take some blood from you, they’re like it was a good morning until you said that. No one likes to see me lol. When I get to the facility even the staff is like here comes the vampire. 😂😂😂

[@Lucian_Media]

😂 jeezos!!!!

[@sasharigby4891]

James reactions to the pick up lines... I'm dying

[@harriet1190]

“Hmmmm” “oooooh” “ohhhhhh” “cheeky”LMAO

[@nealygonzalez1982]

I was DEAD while James was describing getting his blood drawn... as a nurse I cackled... "someone give me water and sugar"... 🤣😂🤣

[@creativegaming412]

Hi from 2 yrs in the future… James looks the same 46:29 😂❤

[@karabonkasa4983]

5:55 Jame's reaction 🤣🤣🤣

[@chrism9294]

That part 😂😂😂

[@CarlA-ty2st]

I’ve been binging these episodes in between World Cup games. Hilarious 😂

[@AnnieMay224]

As an American, "45 miles away" being cross country sounds wild. That's cross COUNTY here

[@amaradaniece9384]

As a Texan when he said and hour and a bit I was like 🤨🤨 that’s not even that long. Austin and Houston are farther than that 💀

[@merp9211]

🇺🇸

[@Cantonesecubanalee]

No lie....james reactions to those pick up lines....is a slay 🤣

[@HireAhkesha]

Shoutout to Kojo! So cool to see my YT worlds overlap

[@ashleyzviitei]

Fuhad and the overheating laptop that needs air...resuscitation, gets closed and turned upsidedown. That was funny. Kojo sounds like a great human being. We thank him.

[@thereallinnz9407]

2 hours after release?! Ahhhhhh I feel so close to you guys!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for sending me the right way into the week!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ Love from OHIO! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

[@lee-o-nilyahthomas2661]

I was waiting for this😂 I love you guys so much I put my other trini🇹🇹 friends on to you ..... now we all wait for Mondays anxiously 😂❤💯

[@Nikinik597]

🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹 big up!

[@coretts2612]

🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

[@nicholasradomski5586]

You guys have literally made me laugh so hard in a dark time y’all are the goats hope this reached you guys from the US!

[@evadiktampani9391]

Never clicked so fast in a notification before.. coffee brewing, and I am readyyy 💀💀

[@Baessecretlover]

Same bro 😭😭

[@rachelmoriahh]

sameeeeee woke up to a new pod just what i needed a good laugh 😂😂

[@mchop_]

Pls do a "whats the smoothest approach someone gave you" that could be fire

[@foreverJMJ93]

Liked as soon as it started cuz I already know imma be cryin laughing. Love from America xx 😊

[@tchiquita]

I literally have got lost in the sauce with the podcast episodes since coming across y’all, keep it up 😂

[@blackmusictoday]

Awww I love kojo and it put a smile on my face hearing your backstory with him James

[@praise3700]

I love Kojo too and have followed him for years. I love that he has refused to switch tunes and has kept giving us the unadulterated truth

[@aliciaw3347]

I literally agreed with all of James' scores for the pick up lines. Especially the belly button one...I had the same reaction. Lol

[@kianarose808]

The ending of this episode is so wholesome almost made me cry. Inspiring me

[@elianak7770]

I really loved this episode felt really wholesome

[@syrritajones2538]

The podcast we never knew we needed!

[@Kieranlovesunicorns]

They’re such besties they finish eachothers sentences ❤️

[@anythin_en]

I’m watching this after watching their 1 million subscribers episode, they made it 🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤ Happy for you guys 😊

[@MrsBrown819]

Same! I’ve been watching backwards from that episode. I started watching after seeing sooo many clips on TikTok

[@alyssacrossman8956]

5:55 - 6:08 Fam trust me: change the video speed to 0.25 and watch their reactions, when I tell you I'm howling 🤣🤣

[@kpeterson6362]

You're a menace 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

[@antoinettejones5556]

I just discovered you guys! Whew tf have I been?! 😂. This channel brings me joy. Love From the U.S.!

[@SashaPlacid]

I was pleasantly surprised by the depth and relatability of this episode with the story time from James and the perspective from Fuhad about how things aligned with the barber canceling. It felt like a message I needed to hear while going through my own disappointments and trials. Was a nice switch up and ended on a light note with "And WHO??" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jasonpuskar]

5:48-5:58 is some of the juiciest juice I've EVER heard on this pod 🤣🤣

[@tiffanimoore4343]

I love you guys, seriously lol. When I tuned in months ago I thought this would be just another manosphere podcast, but you guys are hilarious and super relatable.

[@KeanaAugustine]

it is 2am where i am and best believe i’m watching all of this even when i have work at 6:30

[@lesley5380]

I'm here watching at 5am and I have to be on the road in 3hrs for work 😁

[@Neskwic]

You two fellas are IT. I love y'all so much 🤟🏽

[@Yasmeen811]

Awe. James when you were talking about your old friend. Just know someone is looking up to you the same way. Be Blessed

[@AndyyWithAY]

I love that James and Fuhad watch anime. I feel like I'm among my people 😉 Weight loss is so much harder moving up to 30 and past 30. Around 25 I lost 15lbs in the month. Compare that to the last few years when it's been a struggle to lose weight.

[@KingChaddii]

😭😭😭 me at 27 trying to lose 100lbs in 6 months

[@marissarose__]

oh hell yeah 🎉 i just woke up from a nightmare & went to youtube to chill out and this was the first video i saw im so hype. happy monday 🤩

[@TurboKitchen]

James' reaction to the belly button pickup line 🤣

[@wolfsonmemes9668]

I don't like Mondays but damn I love to wait for this show on Monday

[@NeesyF]

As a healthcare professional who says “affected area” a lot I’ll never think of it the same way now 🤣

[@Tobstar76]

I just love your content guys. It sweets me in my tummy 😂 Because of you guys, I’ve added “say less”and “juicy” to my vocabulary. I love that James is focusing on gratitude instead of complaining. It really does make a difference in your life.

[@raynitamcgowan8840]

I love their relationship. It's so wholesome

[@Librasound925]

After hearing it on Spotify I'm like I need to see James reaction cause I imagine him putting his imaginary hair behind his ear lol

[@MeganCristina465]

I just found you guys last week and you guys have been the ONLY thing I've been listening to since! I was at work yesterday listening and was literally pissing my pants! You guys are too funny! 😭😭😭

[@TheDuoncius]

Your episodes are just soul warming ☺️

[@nyaharcher]

Fuhads laugh mixed with James dramatics is what makes me love them😂

[@sabrinabynum9573]

I definitely understand how James feels. I have been going through the same thing. I had to remind myself yesterday on the way to work to feel better.

[@abbi227]

"let me tickle your belly button... from the inside" james' reaction and fuhads laugh have me HOLLERINGGGGGGGG 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tifanymack4587]

I know in a year later watching this video but God puts people in your life exactly when you need it! God knew you were down and rearranged your schedule to get you to the barbershop on that day!