The WORST Pick Up Lines Ever Heard! | Ep 239 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

[@jessadavis8498]

Fuhad is such an amazing listener. He stays actively listening from the first word out of James's mouth until his last sentence. Fuhad never interrupts or tries to speak over James and it's so healthy and refreshing to witness.

[@jessadavis8498]

And he clarifies when needed without jumping to conclusions

[@sayrahprincess7943]

Facts!!! He'd make a good Mediator.

[@yvonneclemente9064]

@@jessadavis8498 ...slight correction if he does interrupt James its always attached to a "excuse me...don't mean to interrupt but xyzed'....love him 🥰

[@persephonesdad5792]

I like listening when James tells a story (he’s a good story teller) but this one….. I listened too long to not listen all the way to the end. I was invested 😂. But I wanted to get to the bottom line soooo bad. I did smile when he imitated Ephialtes saying “Leonidas!!!”

[@lizzy6970]

Facts!!!!

[@nigina_san]

“Just go out with me! I asked you 3 times” sent me 😂😂😂😂

[@theunicornhasspoken9715]

My exact statement when I meet Fuhad! At this point 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nigina_san]

@@theunicornhasspoken9715 😂😂😂😂 say less!!

[@TheNinnyfee]

Me, too. 😄

[@peachmilkshake_]

James calling himself "Daddy" always throws me off. I'm like "WHOOO?!" every time

[@zeketargaryen1440]

WHOOOO😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@stephpowell7648]

He's calling Fuhad Daddy lol

[@vongaichiwade164]

lmao for realllll

[@bubblebobblefullthrottle]

It was definitely the "yummy" and "daddy" with the squeaky voice combo. Excessive 😂😂

[@efereiro1729]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kee-ta3487]

The fact that James responded to the pick up lines as if he was a girl, makes me love him so much more he is hilarious 😂 😂

[@ssjcajas]

Yo that shit was killing me. Especially when he was liking them lmao.

[@_SevenKay]

Yes I love when they fall into the roles…..shit be so funny everytime they do it

[@msteejo6373]

FACTS!!!!

[@jbukenya80]

Hysterical

[@ByNeoGames]

James is gay js xx

[@tiffanysimkins6068]

My husband of 16 years, got me with a pickup line. I was a bartender and he set $5 on the bar and said, "I bet you $5 I can kiss you without touching you." When I agreed, he leaned over the bar, kissed my cheek so sweetly, and whispered in my ear, "you win". He leaned back, smiled and I immediately gave him my number. 😂

[@mathenysabrina]

I'm using this

[@patrickca09]

Damn that's RISKY. A quick way to get a sexual harassment charge.

[@tiffanysimkins6068]

Notice that line I said "When I agreed". He got my consent before he did anything. 😉

[@danib1421]

@@tiffanysimkins6068 smooth

[@Ivy94F]

Damn, even I got goosebumps from that one! Lol!😂

[@alishanelson7171]

Mondays are so much better because of James and Fuhad.🇿🇦❤️

[@tercia113]

Been waiting since 12...🇿🇦

[@DeedeeT477]

🇿🇦🇿🇦❤️

[@kennyngeleka7387]

Are u feeling the heat there in SA💔🗿

[@tubby6381]

It's amazing how many South Africans are watching them 🤣

[@Baessecretlover]

🇿🇦❤

[@acidification]

5:51 James’ reaction to the inside tickle.. I’m dead!

[@yb9964]

Nah cause who told him about Fanny flutters, we need to take them to trial for betrayal 🤣

[@theworldsonheroin]

James giggling at these pick up lines is hilarious.

[@Baessecretlover]

"Daddy that's yummy!🤭" James!😭😭

[@mturker100]

Their choking wheezing laughter makes everything 10x funnier.

[@purewisemarian]

When James heard flaps open he was like 😮😮😮😮 that’s too much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@naturalepiphaniesco.7332]

Too much!

[@zoelove5404]

it KILLED ME😂😂😂

[@KDiamond666]

Facts! 😂

[@BaebaeW]

James is so dramatic 😂😂😂. I love it! Don’t treat Whoopi like that. Karen keeps a hottie on her arm🫣

[@abuie8864]

So I'm clearly in love wit James all while remaining faithful and spreading the cheeks for Fuhad 🤣🤣🤣

[@Carpathianpixie]

Jeeezoss!!! 😱😭😭

[@Nikinik597]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@infinitemonkeycage3010]

Hahahahahahahaha oh my fuciing god that is jokes

[@latanyahall300]

Wow 🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️

[@donnamariegrant2068]

Girllllllllll ❤️😍❤️

[@soph11_]

"Lemme tickle your belly button From the inside" *James' reaction* *repeatedly plays back 20 times* 🤣🤣😂💀💀💀 Anyone else?

[@kendrabisson7719]

I just came to see if anyone else caught his reaction . I almost peed laughing. 😂😂😂

[@tiffym930]

“Wonder what that feels like…” lol 🤣🤣

[@beloncekamz2821]

MCM😍😍 right on time! It is James rating the pick up lines for me😂😂. "Where's the pick up line?" and "that's aggressive" took me out🤣🤣😭.

[@kikialeaki1850]

“That’s yummy. Daddy! That’s yummy”😂😂

[@habeshasister11]

Omg I haven’t heard MCM in forever 💕 memories lol

[@pressleysmith8221]

James explaining peptides (as a girl in science) makes me giggle because it’s such a discovery for him! It’s really sweet. James if you read this, you did a great job explaining everything in a digestible way! sending good vibes to you both from Boston

[@peterstuart5640]

I'm on a first time serious get fit phase in my life and his way of explaining them makes me want them even though I've never heard of them before!!

[@thePanda_huma]

That "mmmhm that's yummy." "Daddy that's yummy" from James took me out 🤣🤣🤣

[@thandokazimagopheni8004]

This podcast is the best internet rabbit hole I fell into just 6 weeks ago during my exam study break. Keep us in stitches Fuhad & James 🇿🇦 🇿🇦 🇿🇦 🇿🇦

[@haddingtoniangcp2464]

No duo in these KZbin streets have this unbridled chemistry than these two. Closest is Aba and Preach and they are a distant behind, still.

[@BelenPeralta1]

The basement yard for sure have the best chemistry.

[@haddingtoniangcp2464]

@@BelenPeralta1 is it? I'll check them out.

[@mathenysabrina]

@@BelenPeralta1 equal chemistry I'd say. Not more though

[@BelenPeralta1]

@@mathenysabrina nah to me it be basement yard has better chemistry thats 25+ years of friendship

[@sydney.michael]

I can’t drink when watching these guys. I legit almost choked on my tea when James said he’ll fishhook his nose. 😂

[@Sarah_n_dipity]

I made the mistake of watching this at work and spat my water all over my computer and paper work.. you are smarter than me

[@cassie2559]

I learnt that the hard way few months ago, then I forgot and did it again the other day while saying chill you got to chill like they could hear me and I paused it til I finished my breakfast 🙄🤦🏾‍♀️😂🤣

[@Sarah_n_dipity]

@@cassie2559 🤣

[@rebeccawarner4860]

James's reactions to the pick up lines had me dead!!!!❤️❤️❤️

[@momariereads]

Omg I literally got goosebumps when James said his friend was looking at him and how he dives into everything he does. So sweet. More healthy mans relationships!

[@merp9211]

I love that!

[@nicolawhitby91]

🩶 Wow! What an amazing episode 👏 I love it when James gets deep & explains how he feels about things.Suffering anxiety myself these negative times are so hard to cope with I really needed this episode this morning feeling motivated for the week to change my perspective. Thanks guys x 😘

[@LordPineapps]

I came across the podcast by random and now I can’t get enough of it, 😂I’m definitely signing up now

[@youmakemehappy7]

Same!!!😂

[@BagoBeauty]

James’ reaction to the car scenario explaining his threshold for emotion is the most relatable thing ever lol talk about shut down

[@assyrianrelief]

Invite Kojo as a guest! I’d love to hear his thoughts. 😁

[@lynnjac9731]

Yes, that would be a great interview

[@mecimec1981]

That would be great!

[@Cyndi.Montreal]

Luv Kojo!

[@phiaphia123]

Loved james getting deep about kojo and the emotions he went through talking with him. You guys should definitely bring him on as a guest.!!

[@AikiraBeats]

The syltherine line along with the movie snack line are my absolute fave.

[@lifewithtrenel]

Kojo (LittleBlackBook) is such a great KZbinr! It’s so cool that you are friends with him, James! Hearing his story from your point of view and watching his channel for years is so interesting!

[@dillan0903]

I'm so glad to see shxtsngigs do so well been here from the jump all the way back at like 6-7k before you even had the proper studio

[@mord685]

For James, violence is the solution to every problem 🤣🤣

[@lamiawebb3397]

5:51 is forever my favorite part and I go back to it at minimum once a week just to hear James and see his reaction❤❤❤❤❤

[@rjbgfx]

58:45 - 1:01:45 This segment was so good! Motivation and turning negatives into another challenge to pass. Also love the encouragement given at the right time.

[@Love_Storm31]

Every time James gets in character and says daddy I lose it!!!!

[@kayd465]

Listening to James talk about his childhood friend is the sweetest

[@samanthafollmer2319]

ALL LOVE - I truly preferred when I could see both of you in the shot at the same time. Watching both facial expressions together, real time, was perfection. A bit of the comedy is lost when it’s jumping back & forth. NOTHING would make me stop watching, I just miss the full frame film style. Love y’all ❤

[@raizelcortez3219]

I’m so confused. They still do that. Like. Most of the time that’s how it is. I might be misunderstanding

[@sylv_jih]

It’s the way this podcast and these men have a hold on me 🥴🥴

[@MachineGunKali]

I can’t even help myself. 😂😂😂

[@theunicornhasspoken9715]

An absolute Choke hold! 🥰🥰🥰 it's Fuhad for me!

[@sylv_jih]

@@theunicornhasspoken9715 it’s james for me 🥴🥴

[@taraloker6045]

They are enjoyable to look at and they're hilarious. I'm hooked. I'd never commit to over an hour on KZbin before.

[@nerrissarichards]

James story time proves that everything happens for a reason.❤

[@krystalfavors6646]

Can’t wait for these DA (dating app) convos to come in 😂😂🤞🏾

[@jeniciaw]

James adlibs/sounds effects be having me weak 🤣

[@candyhart8215]

Fuhad’s giggling at the pick up lines 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@savanna8103]

My personal favorites of someone hitting on me was a white boy saying to me "aww don't be frownie my little brownie" and "did it hurt when you fell from the VENDING MACHINE cause you're a snack"

[@indiashante1560]

Not the "my little brownie" 🤣🤣🤣

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

My little brownie?? 😭🤣🤣

[@annarasmus8737]

From the vending machine?!😂

[@Mazi511]

...ew lol

[@theduck3072]

I'm gonna have to use that first one.

[@lwandodko1135]

James, you are a sweetie. Thanks for sharing that story with us.

[@ashleighbowyer8959]

I really enjoyed James story about his friend, so positive. Lovely to hear

[@ashleighbowyer8959]

And fuhad is such a good listener

[@candyhart8215]

James saying “daddy” killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kieranlovesunicorns]

They’re such besties they finish eachothers sentences ❤️

[@AndyyWithAY]

I love that James and Fuhad watch anime. I feel like I'm among my people 😉 Weight loss is so much harder moving up to 30 and past 30. Around 25 I lost 15lbs in the month. Compare that to the last few years when it's been a struggle to lose weight.

[@KingChaddii]

😭😭😭 me at 27 trying to lose 100lbs in 6 months

[@BagoBeauty]

Tinder conversations? Sigh lol I cannot wait, that’s bound to be juicy af

[@myrrhiammakwakwa4674]

James' "Hmm" finished me😂😂😂

[@Olivia-ey9im]

JAMES' REACTION TO THE BELLY BUTTON ONE GETS ME EVERY TIME

[@anythin_en]

I’m watching this after watching their 1 million subscribers episode, they made it 🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤ Happy for you guys 😊

[@MrsBrown819]

Same! I’ve been watching backwards from that episode. I started watching after seeing sooo many clips on TikTok

[@mchop_]

Pls do a "whats the smoothest approach someone gave you" that could be fire

[@thereallinnz9407]

2 hours after release?! Ahhhhhh I feel so close to you guys!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for sending me the right way into the week!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ Love from OHIO! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

[@blackmusictoday]

Awww I love kojo and it put a smile on my face hearing your backstory with him James

[@praise3700]

I love Kojo too and have followed him for years. I love that he has refused to switch tunes and has kept giving us the unadulterated truth

[@kianarose808]

The ending of this episode is so wholesome almost made me cry. Inspiring me

[@ambercharles1198]

First of all James calling himself Daddy is sending me but the ending to the whole peptide chat ting has me cracking up 😂😂

[@NoelissaCaz]

James’ face at “slap you like a door in a hurricane” had me in stitches. He honestly looked scarred lmao

[@SashaPlacid]

I was pleasantly surprised by the depth and relatability of this episode with the story time from James and the perspective from Fuhad about how things aligned with the barber canceling. It felt like a message I needed to hear while going through my own disappointments and trials. Was a nice switch up and ended on a light note with "And WHO??" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Yasmeen811]

Awe. James when you were talking about your old friend. Just know someone is looking up to you the same way. Be Blessed

[@sabrinabynum9573]

I definitely understand how James feels. I have been going through the same thing. I had to remind myself yesterday on the way to work to feel better.

[@tchiquita]

I literally have got lost in the sauce with the podcast episodes since coming across y’all, keep it up 😂

[@MixedRogueKhorri]

No lie....james reactions to those pick up lines....is a slay 🤣

[@nicholasradomski5586]

You guys have literally made me laugh so hard in a dark time y’all are the goats hope this reached you guys from the US!

[@makhams0140]

James went Scobby-Doo mode real quick when he heard tickle from the inside 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HireAhkesha]

Shoutout to Kojo! So cool to see my YT worlds overlap

[@ricaivory6571]

"Just go out with me! I've asked you 3 times already" I thought somebody got my thirst tweet to James 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@merp9211]

Nobody could blame you for that. 😊

[@MeganCristina465]

I just found you guys last week and you guys have been the ONLY thing I've been listening to since! I was at work yesterday listening and was literally pissing my pants! You guys are too funny! 😭😭😭

[@wolfsonmemes9668]

I don't like Mondays but damn I love to wait for this show on Monday

[@raynitamcgowan8840]

I love their relationship. It's so wholesome

[@Tobstar76]

I just love your content guys. It sweets me in my tummy 😂 Because of you guys, I’ve added “say less”and “juicy” to my vocabulary. I love that James is focusing on gratitude instead of complaining. It really does make a difference in your life.

[@marissarose__]

oh hell yeah 🎉 i just woke up from a nightmare & went to youtube to chill out and this was the first video i saw im so hype. happy monday 🤩

[@judejohnson9645]

I listen to ma boiis while at work and can honestly say they're 80% why I am able to get through my day 🤣

[@aliciaw3347]

I literally agreed with all of James' scores for the pick up lines. Especially the belly button one...I had the same reaction. Lol

[@tiffanimoore4343]

I love you guys, seriously lol. When I tuned in months ago I thought this would be just another manosphere podcast, but you guys are hilarious and super relatable.

[@CarlA-ty2st]

I’ve been binging these episodes in between World Cup games. Hilarious 😂

[@lee-o-nilyahthomas2661]

I was waiting for this😂 I love you guys so much I put my other trini🇹🇹 friends on to you ..... now we all wait for Mondays anxiously 😂❤💯

[@Nikinik597]

🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹 big up!

[@coretts2612]

🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

[@MrsBrown819]

Y’all reached a million in less than a year! Congrats 🎉 that was my first episode I seen from y’all after seeing so many clips on TikTok. New fan and now watching backwards 😊

[@sasharigby4891]

James reactions to the pick up lines... I'm dying

[@harriet1190]

“Hmmmm” “oooooh” “ohhhhhh” “cheeky”LMAO

[@yuhsabitv]

Awww them tlk about Kojo from LBB touched my heart ❤️

[@Neskwic]

You two fellas are IT. I love y'all so much 🤟🏽

[@elianak7770]

I really loved this episode felt really wholesome

[@simply_bmiracle]

The "Are you a fart? Cus you blew me away" killed me 🤭🤣🤣😭😭 that pick line could never work

[@TheDuoncius]

Your episodes are just soul warming ☺️

[@evadiktampani9391]

Never clicked so fast in a notification before.. coffee brewing, and I am readyyy 💀💀

[@Baessecretlover]

Same bro 😭😭

[@rachelmoriahh]

sameeeeee woke up to a new pod just what i needed a good laugh 😂😂

[@antoinettejones5556]

I just discovered you guys! Whew tf have I been?! 😂. This channel brings me joy. Love From the U.S.!

[@syrritajones2538]

The podcast we never knew we needed!

[@zmayler8209]

I didn't realise your podcast was on KZbin - mostly saw it on TikTok I moved to Taiwan this year, and I'm missing the UK (London) so this has been awesome to play in the background. 😊

[@princess_aishah6]

I’m a phlebotomist and every time I come to a patient’s room and start with a good morning I’m here to take some blood from you, they’re like it was a good morning until you said that. No one likes to see me lol. When I get to the facility even the staff is like here comes the vampire. 😂😂😂

[@Lucian_Media]

😂 jeezos!!!!

[@carolMGithiri]

Monday takes ages to get here 🤦.. finally 😭... Excited for the episode🔥

[@robinkuchombo454]

Won't lie was banned from being on my phone at work cause I was always down here watching y'all 😓 don't regret

[@ashleyzviitei]

Fuhad and the overheating laptop that needs air...resuscitation, gets closed and turned upsidedown. That was funny. Kojo sounds like a great human being. We thank him.

[@foreverJMJ93]

Liked as soon as it started cuz I already know imma be cryin laughing. Love from America xx 😊

[@KeanaAugustine]

it is 2am where i am and best believe i’m watching all of this even when i have work at 6:30

[@lesley5380]

I'm here watching at 5am and I have to be on the road in 3hrs for work 😁

[@k.murray1074]

I need a list of shows to watch from you guys. 😩 drop the list

[@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437]

Another KZbinr who I subscribe to Charlotte Dobre suggested you all in one of her episodes and I have been hooked ever since.

[@karabonkasa4983]

5:55 Jame's reaction 🤣🤣🤣

[@chrism9294]

That part 😂😂😂

[@natmcd4043]

I've just recently found this channel.. so glad I did 🤣🤣🤣🤣 tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

[@nealygonzalez1982]

I was DEAD while James was describing getting his blood drawn... as a nurse I cackled... "someone give me water and sugar"... 🤣😂🤣

[@lisaruffin7867]

These guys are the only guys i watch the whole video. They make my day

[@samo6009]

Shout out you guys for shouting out your boy Kojo!